#they assume it's illegal

[anthro-bean]

I was playing with some modern AU ideas and I decided Tavarti wouldn't be a cop or a detective.

She'd be an investigative journalist/activist/whatever Robert Evans is

#she'd ride a motorcycle with her mount's name on the license plate #she'd wear a leather motojacket and boots and punch nazis in the face #huge captain America fan #lives in a shitty apartment in the worst part of town #super bad with money; shit credit #astarion is crashing on her couch after his shitty situation with his ex/former boss/abuser blew up #and no one else in the dnd group would let him couch surf for more than a night #gale is a professor as a research university who had a workplace relationship with his direct supervisor that ended badly #Lae'zel is a cop maybe #wyll was a trust fund baby who got cut off and works at the local community center #shadowheart does something but no one is sure what #they assume it's illegal #astarion has been living off his onlyfans after having lost his job at a law firm #they met through their mutual friend and dm (the narrator) who invited them all over to play a campaign she's been working on for awhile

[0sbrain]

i think one of my least favorite troupes in tf2 fanfics has to be scout finds x and y are dating and freaks out/starts being openly homophobic towards them because "canon typical homophobia"

they are mercenaries. fucking contract killers. do you think anyone gives a flying fuck about homosexuality being illegal? you see, they are ok with murder and gruesome violence, HOWEVER they draw the line at two men holding hands because the words on the paper say it's a no no

he would probably tease them because, that's normal that's what friends and annoying coworkers do. and sometimes he might step on a line. but my dear friends. if scout was genuinely homophobic to any of the other mercs, im afraid he wouldn't survive the winter (irse a mimir). he would get snapped by a twig and it doesn't even have to be by the merc he was insulting. anyone in the vicinity would suplex his ass. son, we all suck dick here. get used to it

#also the administrator wouldn't give a flying fuck #she would file it under “potential blackmail if things go south” and leave it as that #because her only investment on the war is draining the Mann brothers of their money and getting to their australium #also this is assuming that homosexuality was illegal in the tf2 universe #which first of all what purpose does it serve to the narrative? that scout says the word faggot? #and secondly do you think that shakesperacles universe needs to 100% accurate to our own? #im not saying you cant do period typical homophobia but it needs to make sense #would a private in the army make remarks towards his veterans in this situation? it's not exactly the same but you get me #this is even without entering into the entire “army gay” debacle #tf2 #i was a little bit mad could you tell

[juriyuna]

I wonder if part of the reason why Yuu gets so hurt when people say she looks like a monster in her magical girl form is because her mouth is actually cut like that, so it feels like they're being rude about her scars?

The slashed mouth seems to be a permanent thing, going by her transformation video, which could make "you look like a monster" feel kinda personal since it's not like her face goes back to "normal" when she's untransformed.

(of course, she's also completely oblivious to the notion that a sharp-horned, willowy humanoid figure shambling around in the dark on four long legs would be alarming to see, but what can you do)

#magia record #yumeno yuusa #she usually wears a mask which i assume is to cover up her scars #she's probably not that self-conscious about it normally (she can't worry for more than a few moments at a time; she forgets too fast) #but maybe she got enough comments or weird looks that she just got into the habit of wearing a mask anyway #even if she doesn't remember why half of the time #though it could be for privacy reasons as well since her ''job'' is kinda. illegal.

[robustcornhusk]

“When super shoes came out, we all had to grapple with questions about what, exactly, we’re pursuing when we line up for our non-professional races,” Hutchinson says. “We all thought we were engaged in the lofty pursuit of self-knowledge, but super shoe sales suggest that we really just wanted to beat our rivals and training partners.”

#i want the illegal DOUBLE CARBON PLATE shoes #i assume they feel like running in powerrisers #however. they're like 300 fucking dollars so i will not be buying them at this time

[mod2amaryllis]

who else haunted by an apology you never got the chance to make???? 🤪🤪🤪

#this isn't too serious this is about my college roommate #i was awful and i think about it all the time and wish i could send her a pizza and say any resentment is justified i'm so sorry #but i don't keep track of people. i don't know her last name i don't know how to contact her or if she'd even want that #i just think about it constantly for some fucking reason #if you're out there....man i'm sorry i didn't try harder to be friends i was 19 and at my absolute worst #I'm sorry about the illegal rat cage i never cleaned #literally i wish i could pay you reparations you wouldn't have to say a word to me just receive 'you didn't deserve that' + 50 usd #i think part of why this particular memory is so persistent- and has been for years like it constantly comes up when i'm tired- #is because the stakes are relatively low #like i was just a shit. i was just annoying and unkind. and then we both moved on and i'm better now and i assume she's ok. #the scope of it is just small enough.... like a burr. in my brain. #I'm hoping if i throw this into the ether i won't think about it as much lol #m2a

[laugtherhyena]

Doodle him up

#it had been a while since i last drew Cherry and Beam.. illegal #drawing this reminded me of how funny them being besties is #Cherry can't speak without activating his powers and i genuinely doubt Beam can read #so they communicate through vibes alone and i think that's amazing #oh yeah Cherry has a mouth- #I've been wanting to show it for a while but couldn't sketch anything up before #it's hidden in his mane/hair so you can't see if he doesn't pull it back #that's why trying to forcefully shut him up in fights doesn't really work? because people assume his mouth is where it should be #and hold onto the snout of the skull which does nothing #you'd need to like. choke him in order to actually close the mouth #fun stuff #csm #csm oc #chainsaw man #cherry #csm beam #beam csm #oc #original character #hyena scribbles

[bunnyinatree]

I return to share another drawing of Near my beloved—and Light is there, too, I guess... :P

[image ID: A redraw of these two panels from One Punch Man.  The first panel is Near pointing at the camera looking displeased and saying, “You DISGUST me. LEAVE.”  DISGUST is underlined once, and LEAVE is underlined twice.  The second panel has Light in the foreground pointing at Near in the background.  Light looks uncomfortable and is saying, “What’s with this sassy... LOST CHILD?”  LOST is underlined.  Near is in the same pose as before, but now with their full body visible and a more pronounced frown.  Both panels take place in the Yellow Box Warehouse.  End image ID.]

#death note #light yagami #near #nate river #my art #don't get me wrong: i like light; i think he's a fascinating character; i would love to see him in a pool of agony on the warehouse floor #but near is my most special little creature and i treasure them so very much <3 #also i know that someone else drew this for them already but i completely forgot until after i'd already finished #i know it's not illegal to draw the same thing as someone else but i hope i'm not stepping on anyone's toes by sharing this 😖 #i assume that the saying the more the merrier applies with fandom content like this <3

[keykidpilipili]

Admiral Thrawn(Star Wars Rebels)🤝Vlad Plasmius(Danny Phantom)

Rich red-eyed blue guys in white with red and black linings suits beaten by a teenager and stranded in space

#admiral thrawn #star wars rebels #swr spoilers #star wars #danny phantom #I assume Thrawn has money because some of those stolen art pieces got to cost sth whether purchased legally or illegally #edit changed to teenager cause I forgot Ezra's age

[slugandthorn]

The coolest gender thing in the 2009 Japanese video game persona 3 100% how hard they coded shinjiro as the dead mom

#.txt #i got soooo mad in the car driving home thinking about how his drug addiction is essentially the classic anime heart condition. #in that the only side effect of the suppressants is that they will kill him. like? #i realized for the longest time i had assumed the chest pain and sweating came from the drugs but thats. castor. obviously. #it doesnt affect his mood or his awareness its like a mood stabilizer pain relief pill? #its so odd that hes framed as like. being addicted to illegal street drugs. BY THE NARRATIVE. #when its more like hes on the most insane experimental medication that they wont even test on like. rats. #also im not fact checking any of this before posting. so i might be lying about things. #idk if it was all of strega that had trouble controlling their personas but like. chidori was because of the Experimentation. #and shinjis just like. mentally ill coded. in a bad way 😭 #The inability to regulate a mood/stimuli to the point where he can be unsafe to himself or others. #broad ass symptom of disorders that are not treated well. its also interesting that its not brought on by a specific event. #like the childhood fire is there. but you have akihiko right there to directly compare it to. and hes arguably more effected by it all. #and he seems to be coping well 10+ years on like some coping mechanisms are kind of weird (protein) but nothing super out of the ordinary. #so the problem is really the october 4th incident which was just a pure honest to god accident. #the fact that it gets covered up as a car accident does feel like the best like. emotional equivalent. #because it being shinji being unable to control his persona his true representation of himself and it resulting in death is sooooo bleak #and it weighs on him for 2+ years of being suicidal and unhoused until finally he goes through with his suicide by martyrdom. #i lost the plot a little bit on the gender situation with the vague allusions to fraility when story convenient #acting as dorm den mother and cooking and sewing long hair jacket sillhouette reading like a dress #was referring to that before mental illness took over. woman under the influencing this anime boy. #long way of saying i think he should have a over the shoulder ponytail when hes older. and he should have a mood disorder.

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Chandler knows this but I am going to fistfight Samuel Dalton Reich in a Denny's Parking lot if we don't get some kind of Fantasy High: Junior Year promo content soon I am losing my mind please Sam just let me see my favorite losers again I will take a singular screencap to hold me over

#alright i've done the math #burrow's end is going to be 10 episodes which means the final episode will be December 6 #following the pattern from the past couple of seasons #that means we'll most likely be getting the fhjy trailer on december 13 and the first ep will be january 3 #(if we were completely following the pattern it would be december 27 but i guess they're waiting until after the new year? maybe? #or maybe they're gonna give it two weeks between the finale of burrow's end and the trailer for junior year #either way i'm assuming it's 'january' as in 'first week of january') #I need to stay delusional it's the only thing keeping me sane. #you're telling me it's THREE MONTHS until it comes out? #no i refuse you can't make me wait that long it is ILLEGAL #i am vibrating just thinking about seeing them again #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #sam reich #dropout

[yioh]

GUYS look at my wha oc😎

#witch hat atelier #ok so like the lore #meena is an orphan and has kinda poor social skills so she has no friends and the teacher at her atelier is also .. not good and very cold #so she’s been alone all her life #until one day an unknowing stumbles across her casting magic and meena gets seen which is ofc illegal #but that girl was so happy and amazed by the casting of magic meena felt .. curious and intrigued? she’s never met someone so amazed by #magic #and the two slowly become friends #until one day they get discovered by the knights and the girl has all her memories of meena and magic erased #meena is once again alone #i’m also thinking maybe as punishment meena gets cursed somehow such that anyone who meets her will instantly forget her existence within a #few hours 🤔 #hence she is the forget-me-not witch #but i’m not sure how the curse would get written in because only a brimhat would be able to do that i assume and idk how they would get #involved #maybe they pretend to be the knights and curse meena hoping that she grows a hatred of legal magic ?

[northern-passage]

I'm in the middle of playing The Northern Passage, and I've noticed that throughout it there are various options to *attempt* to leave Lea. I've never clicked any of them, so I don't know what actually happens if you try... but I'm confused by the sheer quantity of such options that come up, since I was under the impression it's not legal to leave Lea. Especially the ones after meeting Duncan. They give the impression I'm trying to be *friends* with Lea by staying with them, even though I'm pretty sure I legally have to stay with them whether I want to be friends with them or not. Is my impression incorrect?

no, it's not "illegal"!

technically, Duncan (or anyone else for that matter) doesn't really have the power to "arrest" the hunter or anyone in the Order. The Order is self-regulating, and exists as its own political entity. this is why the hunter and Lea are supposed to be politically neutral, and why the Black Iron's interference during the Siege of Blackwater was such a big deal.

however, none of that will necessarily stop people like Duncan. and there are definitely instances where hunters and handlers have been jailed before and had to wait for someone else (like Commander Hadrien) to come bail them out. they can't really arrest them, but they'll put them in a cell to waste their time, and it's best for everyone just to comply to avoid any kind of escalation. if we use Keld as an example, a lot of the people in that town felt that Lea and the hunter had just killed a man, and if they hadn't booked it out of there, there was a high likelihood that they would have been thrown in a cell, and then Commander Hadrien would have had to come out and either argue a really good case or grease some palms, and it would have been a real bureaucratic nightmare. they would have had to let them go eventually, but they'd put them through as much bullshit as possible before then.

there's also a big difference between the Order in the south and the Order up north, which we will learn in the next update; that difference also makes Duncan more comfortable with treating Lea & the hunter however he likes.

when it comes to hunters & handlers, the handlers are actually there moreso for the protection of the hunter. people don't like hunters, and seeing one all alone will freak people out, but it's not illegal or anything for hunters to be out and about without their handlers. it's just better for everyone involved for there to be someone as a "buffer" that keeps the public comfortable and the hunter safe. handlers also tend to be the "leads" during jobs, so Lea will be the one that will engage with the common folk and ask questions, and function as a point of contact between the Order/stronghold and whoever is requesting the Order's services.

#frowned upon i suppose but not illegal by any means #that's why when you meet Noel it's more of a ??? moment than anything #they dont assume right away that he's all alone until you ask more questions #and the problem w Noel is that he's gone completely rogue and is clearly running away from something #versus like. just being in the city without a handler #which in normal circumstances would not be very wise. if u make it to blackwater w/o passing out the hunter even has #a moment of panic realizing that theyre alone without Lea in the city #and that it will look bad #hope that explains it a bit! #lore #ask #geldar13

[mikoran]

asexuality on a planet thats literally the embodiment of the “fuck or die” fanfiction trope has so much POTENTIAL you dont understandddd

#yes i have an oc in the works about this #theres so much to unpack there bro. alternia is so FUCKING FASCINATING i love it #homestuck #this also can dive into how relationships are treated on alternia #do you think theres troll “dating” apps out there with websites dedicated to just finding partners before the drones come around #also are the drones like. scheduled? id assume its not random since the mother grub probably does her things at specific times #or its at least predictable #would they even tell anyone shes brooding or is it just a matter of chance like everything else on alternia #do you think those hypothetical sites i mentioned would be illegal? would they be looked down upon? #so many questions

[frances-baby-houseman]

Listen I like Taylor Swift but I am by no means a swifty--

I am watching Eras Tour The Movie (taylor's version) (a confusing title bc who else's version would there BE? the theatrical release was also her version?)

but I just heard the song Long Live, which I am not kidding I have never consciously heard before, and god I can just imagine loving her so much and like, WEEPING in the arena during that song. Like it must just really do it for the girlies! I teared up myself!

#I assume I HAVE heard the song long live bc Adam illegally downloaded Speak Now for me #it was 2010 and we'd been dating a few months and I was like #thanks? #I didn't really like her but I listened to it a few times

[caffeiiine]

i would like to see either nikolai or sigma's sentences please :3 /nf

THANK YOU!!! YOU ARE FUELING MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS!!!

under the cut bc length. [it got REALLY long]

anyways, nikolai and sigmas prison sentences as they would be in michigan.

note: i’m not using the wiki for this. i doubt it covers everything, so im going back through the manga and analyzing everything from there. aside from finding out manga appearances, everything else is research and pre-memorized info.

note 2: i may have made a few mistakes with the sentencing but it should be accurate enough give or take 10 years.

note 3: there’s no minimum sentence since majority of research i’m doing leads to me picking the minimum years since it usually states “punishable by life imprisonment or any number of years” which is unspecific and sucks so i just dropped the category

nikolai!!! - crimes - sentence - reference state - references/citations

Crimes :

first degree murder [7 accounts]

second degree murder [1 account]

domestic terrorism [16]

mutilation of a corpse [1 account]

shoplifting [implied, counted as 1 general account/misdemeanor]

assault with/using a deadly weapon [1 account]

impersonation [2 accounts]

[1]

disturbing the peace

theft of public property [2][3] [1 account]

verbal assault/threat [4] [1 account]

aiding and abetting

aiding in prison break

drugging [1 account]

attempted poisoning [5] [2 accounts]

fleeing arrest [1 account]

[6]

robbery/general larceny [4 accounts]

unlawful possession of explosives

attempted first degree murder [implied] [7]

kidnapping [4 accounts]

aiding a convict

breaking and entering [1 account]

sentence :

at maximum = 14 life sentences + 61 years + 186 days and/or up to 7,063,000$ in fines; no parole

reference state : michigan

references via michigan legislature : [first degree murder] Section 750.316 Act 328 of 1931 + [second degree murder] Section 750.317 Act 328 of 1931 + [domestic terrorism not counted, i can’t find definitive punishments and it'd probably be with the supreme court] + [mutilation of a corpse] Section 750.160 Act 328 of 1931 + [shoplifting] Section 750.356 Act 328 of 1931 + [impersonation] Section 750.217 Act 328 of 1931 + [felony assault] Section 750.82 Act 328 of 1931 + [disturbing the peace] Section 750.170(?) + [theft of public property] section 750.356 act 328 of 1931 + [terrorizing/verbal assault/harrassment] section 750.411h act 328 of 1931 + [aidinh and abetting] section 750.450 act 328 of 1931 + [aiding in a prisoners escape/aiding a convict] section 750.183 act 328 of 1931 + [attempted poisoning] section 750.91 act 328 of 1931 + [fleeing arrest] section 760.479a act 328 of 1931 + [robbery] section 750.529 act 328 of 1931 + [unlawful possession of explosives] section 750.200 act 328 of 1931 + [attempted first degree murder] section 750.91 act 328 of 1931 + [kidnapping] section 750.349 act 328 of 1931 + [breaking and entering (with explosives)] section 750.112 act 328 of 1931.

Sigma!!! - crimes - sentence - reference state - references/citations

[8]

threatening an officer [2 accounts]

domestic terrorism [16]

unlawful possession of explosives

attempted first degree murder [1 account]

criminal negligence [9]

aiding and abetting

negligent attempted mass murder [10]

attempted first degree murder by proxy [several accounts] [11]

felony assault by proxy [12] [3 accounts]

[13]

attempted manslaughter [14] [2 accounts]

attempted second degree murder [15] [1 account]

aiding in a prison break

aiding a convict [1 account]

breaking and entering [1 account]

felony assault [3 accounts]

sentence :

at maximum: 5 life sentences + 45 years 93 days and/or up to 8,000$ in fines; possibility of parole

reference state : michigan

references via michigan legislature: [aiding and abetting] section 750.450 act 328 of 1931 + [felony assault] section 750.82 act 328 of 1932 + [aiding in prisoner escape/aiding a convict] section 750.183 act 328 of 1932 + [unlawful possession of an explosive] section 750.200 act 328 of 1932 + [attempted (any type of) murder/manslaughter] section 750.91 act 328 of 1932 + [breaking and entering (with explosives)] section 750.112 act 328 of 1932 + [threatening an officer] section 750.478a act 328 of 1932 + [criminal/gross negligence] section 8.9 michigan legislature

#[1] i wouldve included something about his gun but the laws vary so much state by state itd be difficult to find a proper middle ground and- #-gun control laws are really iffy and varied in general with a lot of uncertain elements like concealed carry etc #[2] referring to the poles he used to fight atsushi chapter 58 #[3] not entirely sure since nobody stole support infrastructure before so theres no law for it #[4] verbal assault is an umbrella term so its a little difficult to pin down; when he asks one of the government people if theyre ready to- #-“say bye-bye to their lower halves” going based off the context; it fits the legal definition of verbal assault #[5] taking the syringes at face value and assuming theyre actually poisoned despite inconsistencies with approximate death times #[6] not entirely sure how nikolai got the floor plans to the prison; and as far as i looked; the act of possessing them doesnt seem illegal #[7] its implied that he tries to kill fyodor very often; i cant find examples but 111 fyodor states nikolai has tried to kill him on - #-several occations #[8] at about chapter 72 sigma states the casino is run under international law; i’m not running nikolai’s sentence in japan so i’m ignoring #-that piece and giving him the same reference state as nikolai #[9] the coin explosives being held in a customer room #[10]the coin bombs that were to be distributed via the casino and explode once distributed enough #[11] via the customers in the casino and security; sigma really likes his crimes by proxy doesn’t he. #[13] the gun in the comms room is definitely illegal but to keep things in line with Nikolai i’m not counting gun law violations unless its #-obvious like murder or manslaughter #[14] attempted manslaughter in of itself is a contradictory term; the way it’s defined and the way i’m using it is in reference to sigmas- #-state of mind right then. where he was engaging in a desperate attempt to save his casino via stopping teruko by any means necessary- #-and was not in a proper state of mind to be accurately tried for attempted second degree murder as he normally would’ve been.- #-the legal term for this is “in the heat of passion” i believe. #[15] trying to take teruko with him in death #[16] i can’t find punishments for terrorism so it’s not counted in the final tally #i spent actual hours on this [not regretted one bit] #oh my hod i don’t want to look at the michigan legislature for another month after this #it was so much fun though ty xan #soda incarcerates your faves #bsd #bsd nikolai #bsd sigma

[hoohoobeanie]

Are Spencer and Kiana dating? Are we allowed to RPF-ship them?

im p sure that they arent dating? i think theyre just besties ... i havent seen anyone ever actually ship them, i assumed it was an unspoken rule that we all see them as THE friendship duo instead

#i have never thought to ship them #it feels illegal to me idk y #like #thats just a girl and her pet loserboy bestie #i feel like ppl would assume they're dating and kiana would actually gag #a couple of BESTIES!! #spencer #kiana #smosh #ask #anon