#these probably aren’t funny

[p0is0n-is-th3-cur3]

✨Memes✨

I did not make these credit to whoever did

#Memes #worm on a string #bad memes #i need mental help #these probably aren’t funny #but who gives a shit #i find this funny #send help #i’m very gay

[chloesimaginationthings]

Please tell me that's f.f in your pfp I freaking love f.f 😓🙏🏻

It is in fact F.F! Here’s the drawing it comes from

Not only that but the first image you sent, I literally made that

#ask reply #it’s funny I’m getting fans now that just aren’t aware I’ve drawn a TON of JJBA art #my lil pfp is ff tbh I’ve thought of changing it but nothing has beat out my icon yet #if I were to change it it’ll probably be the same pose and look #ALSO it’s so funny I didn’t even notice that first image you sent at first #I fr made that image when the plushies for SO dropped 😭 #shout out to ff my favourite sea creature ever 💚💚💚

[tariah23]

aisjsjjensnJAJAJ

#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!! #I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one? #yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’ #rambling

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway. #sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays! #and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!) #as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :) #and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[manitapaleta]

Sorry I'm late, I had this clear vision once of Lark in this very specific blue and pink cat apron the reads "Coffee Right Meow" and he's baking and for whatever reason he's holding a knife. Do with that what you will

Sorry IM late answering this ask lol also I forgot abt the knife part lol sorryyyy

Slightly younger lark and sparrow with a baby norm !!! Now I wanna draw all the kids as babies

#dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #dndads s2 #dndaddies s2 #lark oak garcia #lark oak #sparrow oak garcia #sparrow oak #my art #won’t tag norm bc he’s barely in this lol #looked up some Ecuadorian slang bc I wanted to write chamaco so bad but I was like noooooo they probably don’t say that there #and then i found actual slang that still fit lol #also those aren’t macaroons! they’re alfajores an Ecuadorian cookie that I prob wouldn’t like bc it’s dulce de leche which I hate 😔 #hc that sparrow is the cooking sibling and lark is the baking sibling #when you have two kids close to each other one is only good at cooking and the other is only good at baking and they can’t do the other #only saying this bc my sister and I are like that lol and picturing lark as the baking sibling is v funny #also the translation is p much ‘i can see you kid!’

[theshadowrealmitself]

I think it’d be funny if Aaron met Peter and his friends (like MJ and Harry) after he starts mentoring Miles, and realizes that somehow he’s the most well-adjusted out of all them

Especially funnier if he’s the Prowler in that situation

#I don’t think I can articulate it #I guess like if Peter had a little hero group #and somehow the guy who’s a villain (probably on the way to switching over to being a hero for his nephew tho) is somehow the most adjusted #like the hero’s are not alright #Spiderman #spider man #spider-man #aaron davis #Peter Parker #I think the concept of Aaron just knowing Peter is so funny #and there could also be the angst of Peter seeing Uncle Ben in the way Aaron is with Miles #even if he doesn’t die #I don’t know why Aaron hasn’t taken off in the Spidey fandom like I thought he would’ve #like I mean he’s big in ITSV fandom #but I really thought after the movie people would still just add him to stuff #like adding him to fics that aren’t specifically ITSV fics if that makes sense #miles morales #the prowler #harry osborn #mary jane watson #MJ #mj watson

[gogolizards]

ageswap kids hang out

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arakata #dimple mp100 #serizawa katsuya #toichiro suzuki #i miss steven universe tails #sorry for implying toichiro is onion. i thought it was funny #i do genuinely think in ageswap au toichiro should probably be the youngest kid either that or you have to really age shou up #i just did this for fun the charachters aren’t really meant to be a parallel

[eggs-can-draw]

Staring at my ceiling listening to No Children by the mountain goats in one ear and Never love an Anchor by the crane wives in the other.

#eggs can art #danganronpa #sdr2 #drae #udg #ndrv3 #izuru kamukura #kokichi ouma #nagito komaeda #servant nagito #kamukoma #if you want it to be idrc #I’ve drawn so many monokuma plushies now holy bees #I could ramble about these fuckers for hours #I HAVE rambled about these fuckers for hours #this is all au shenanigans btw uh #if that wasn’t obvious lmao #sorry #to catch those who aren’t in the discord up (if you wanna join just ask I should probably make a pinned post with the invite link anyways) #au wise Kokichi is Kamukura’s bio son (I’ve got into this on here before) and in this silly funny altered timeline #there are about 4 years between udg and sdr2 #kokichi was born not long after trigger happy havoc and grew up mostly on the road with kamukura going place to place never really settling #until ofc sdr2 inevitably happens and before dr3 can happen kokichi gets sent off to jabberwock to reunite (meet) Hajime #silly Billy stuff #WHAT IVE BEEN BRAIN ROTTIMG ABOUT HOWEVER #is that like. 5 years where kokichi and kamukura are being the world’s silliest little family unit #I think giving kamukura something (some One) to care about can be really compelling and I REALLY HOPE IM DOING IT WELL) #also giving kokichi a stable backstory can help make him a bit more sympathetic in my eyes (I still like him in canon but I feel one of the #reasons he’s so devisive unlike komaeda and togami is that he doesn’t have an easy to explain Reason for why he is the way he is — and the #and the only other character really like that is JUNKO so. I think that’s a little self explanatory. we like having Reasons for things yk?)

[whumpy-wyrms]

happy birthday Sawyer!! yippee!!! video games are so fun i sure hope nothing bad happens to ur bf!!

#take a doodle #idk if i’ll finish it but there they are!!! the sillies!! #almost forgor about his birthday i should probably but all my character’s birthdays in my calendar or something #Anton’s birthday is may 22 that’s next month i’m going insane guys #HIS BIRTHDAY…. MEANS SOMETJING…. IMPORTANT….. #ANTON…. #this post is literally Not about him why am i talking about him #i can’t be stopped #my art #tllr art #sawyer oc #dew oc #dew smiling and happy?? that’s illegal #also hahahahehehehehe this could so easily just be Dew’s clone in this drawing if i decided it was. what if. what if it was huh #(also dew and sawyer aren’t dating yet i just thought the caption was funny)

[fleshdyke]

one thing about me is that i used to have really bad eyesight and i needed glasses and i didn’t really have an issue with that but for some reason when i was 13 i just decided i didn’t want to have glasses anymore so i stopped wearing them and my eyes just adjusted and i can see fine now. i have nearly 20/20 vision as of like last month. i just decided to not have bad eyesight anymore

#i know theres probably a reason for that and i didnt just decide to not have bad eyesight but this is so funny to me #like my eyes aren’t perfect but like whose are. eyesight is a choice #rambles

[dragonseeds]

i didn't realize you were such a big fan of rhaegar, he's definitely a controversial figure in the fandom

i would classify myself as a rhaegar enjoyer or understander but sure, yes. that’s my guy, my black hole at the center of the narrative, my story within the story, my darling miserable failure, tristan and lancelot/guinevere and paris/hector and three different romantic heroes crammed into one singular person whose entire life was a chosen one deconstruction saw trap that he could never escape and ending up pulling not only everyone he loved but also the entire continent into with him. grrm simply went off in the character creation with this.

#also because i think it’s funny. #i dont care at all about relating to characters in fiction—that’s not what it’s about for me #however. against my will the two characters in all of the asoiaf-related properties that i most identify with are rhaegar and alicent #because i also had a crazy abusive father who was obsessive with me and extremely controlling #(in alicent’s case it’s father-husbands since she got a two for one special twice) #and who i watched wither away into a husk for years and years while i thought about killing him but never could #so the psychic damage i take from this fandom due to my unique life experiences is off the charts wild #bc they’re as you said both controversial in fandom and with almost zero (0) overlap between people who aren’t annoying abt either one #my blocklist at this point is probably longer than the current draft of twow #like i did not mean for this to happen but here we are #rhaegar targaryen #asoiaf

[russilton]

Finally watching George’s lie detector test and god that boy is such a vibe-

- Being constantly unable to remember he’s supposed to answer with JUST yes or no? Vibe.

- Over explaining everything? Vibe.

- Lying immediately, getting away with it, and instantly pointing that out? VIBE

Everything about him is sooooo- You can tell most about him by the ones he answers without blinking, like thinking Lewis is the GOAT and repeating that he’s nervous as shit.

(Merc I need to see him and Lewis arm wrestle now, they both said Lewis would win and got called on it being a lie. We need it to be tested for science and not just because Lewis python thick arms against Georges long thin grippers would be funny-)

#he’s so- he’s probably not autistic but boy howdy he shares the traits #‘why aren’t you learning Spanish’ ‘(his gf) doesn’t push me hard enough’ okay bottom #again it bares repeating- he forgets how to count to four after calling Lewis hotter than himself #it’s so funny that he points out the test doesn’t work immediatly and then trying to figure out which other answers are flubbed #10/10 video #mark rambles #george russell

[daggs-old-altblog]

Lmao it’s u

once again I specify I do not make women gay

#Yes yes I know I’m but less and all the women I’m interested in are gay #Yadda yadda I’ve heard it all before y’all aren’t funny #Sorry I’m a little annoyed at the moment #if you sent this ask at a different time honestly I would’ve just laughed probably

[filthforfriends]

I know that we mustn't judge people by the meme pages they follow but couldn't help feel a little weird about damiano following a meme page making misogynistic and fatphobic jokes some of them even homophobic... I usually dont go through anyone's following list but i was trying to find the page of a Japanese artist that Damiano used to share posts onto his story from, a few years ago. I stumbled upon this meme page instead.

No, no. In this house we absolutely judge people by the meme pages they follow. Especially on their public, professionally curated, extremely popular insta.

Anon, I was fully ready to go spelunking for you. I scrolled to the very bottom to see what garbage he liked at age 16 which was totally unnecessary. Because he just recently followed ravidememe! Who posts some stuff like this:

But a whole lot of mainstream misogynistic, toxic, and woefully unoriginal shit like this:

And occasionally something truly abhorrent like a Napalm joke.

Apologies for the google translate. The page is Italian so I’m sure I’m missing a lot of problematic cultural references too. But this one I got:

“Milanese women” = women from Milan. Damiano’s ex of 6 years is from Milan and moved to Rome to be with him.

P.S. I will only respond to claims that this is solely the translations fault if you can give me a thorough explanation for each instance.

#📩 Maybe he didn’t see the “Milanese” post. #🙎🏻‍♀️ Maybe. But he saw the other ones which is why he followed. #📩 Maybe he only saw the political posts. #🙎🏻‍♀️ lol #📩 Relax! He’s just following an Italian meme page it’s not that deep. #🙎🏻‍♀️ He followed ravidememe bcus he enjoyed/identified w the humor enough to compromise his meticulously curated public image. #📩 They’re probably irl friends and that’s why he’s following. #🙎🏻‍♀️ That’s worse. #📩 Let it go this isn’t hurting anyone. #🙎🏻‍♀️ Him following this page gives these attitudes credibility & all kinds of visibility. #(cont.) Impressionable fans are gonna see these posts & internalize + accept this treatment. #📩 Literally why are you so mad? #🙎🏻‍♀️ Finding this stuff funny indicates that beneath his seemingly evolved values Damiano is just as bigoted as your average dude. #(cont.) = aspects of his allyship performative for marketability = profit. Made $ caring more than he actually does. #📩Woah! Just because someone finds something funny doesn’t mean they AGREE with it! #🙎🏻‍♀️ Possibly. But it means he isn’t meaningfully offended when he damn well should be. #📩 Gen Z are just offended by everything! Get a life! #🙎🏻‍♀️ This post is literally about a Gen Z-er making offensive jokes. Try again next time. #📩 It’s cultural! These comments aren’t offensive in Italy! #🙎🏻‍♀️ I am going to enjoy watching your compatriots come for your throat #that should just about cover it

[kxslana]

1. does asta have a last name?

2. if not, can we unanimously agree it’s la vista?

#hsr asta #asta star rail #asta #honkai star rail #star rail #honkai asta #hsr #aren’t i so funny? #this is the peak of my humour #it does not get better #this joke has probably been made before