#the-dumbass-kitkat

[wulfhalls]

I’m not kidding when I say your new kitten maybe be one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my life he is PRECIOUS ❤️

TINY guy on TINY idk what kratzbaum is in english... scratch tree? cat tree? anyway TINY guy is friend shaped!!!!

#love the red highlights like honestly work #im glad he doesnt look anything like my baby boy at first i was so very tempted but. it just felt unfair to everyone involved #but there was this dumbass look in his eyes whos essence reminds me very much of my baby boy so i feel in love instantaneously #asks #kitkat

[dicktat]

Waltz’ the worst.

#dying light #dying light 2 #aiden caldwell #dying light hakon #inspired by Silas’s KitKat post #kadir rais suleiman #rahim aldemir #Ciro and rahim have the same vibe if you disagree don’t talk to me and my chaotic dumbass child again #dying light ciro #dying light waltz #dying light lawan #juan rainer #Aiden CHOMPS #<3 #tag yourself I’m a mix between Rais and Juan

[castiel-kline]

can’t believe the lower decks s3 trailer just added a whole century to my life !!!!!

#kitkat rambles #I am SO excited #I was already excited from the release date alone bc I fucking love lower decks #but then I find out #they’re going to deep space nine!!!!!!!! #thee ds9?? the light of my life ds9?? #I feel like I’m gonna combust #I’m pretty sure martok was in the trailer but I want more cameossss #if I see any ds9 mains I will lose my mind. I cannot wait #also it looks like such a good season I can’t wait to see my beloved dumbasses stealing starships and going on rescue missions #and VISITING DEEP SPACE NINE !!!!! #as they SHOULD #okay I’m done screaming now I promise #*narrator voice* she was not done screaming yet

[satcrvz]

CHAPTER SIXTEEN; TWO IDIOTS

navi

“move your bubble butt out the way,” yuuji instantly straightens his back and glares at you.

“yn, please im literally trying to make the house look presentable while you sit on your ass warming yuutas seat”. his comment earned a snicker from megumi, which yuuji made a mental note of.

nobara shuts the fridge and shouts from the kitchen, “you wouldn’t need to make it presentable if you hadn’t invited the whole population over”

you think yuuji may be your number one hater and supporter. clearly he’s trying to help you, but at the same time you feel non confrontational.

“speak your truth. yuuji and megumi are literally the reason the living rooms fucked up”

a few minutes after the four of you finish “cleaning,” if you could even call it that, maki, inumaki, and yuta show up. as they enter the apartment, inumaki glances around the place.

"so did you guys just decide not to clean or what?" this earned him a slide flying by his head, courtesy of yuuji. while almost everyone is engaged in their own banter now, you make your way over to yuta, praying that it's not going to be the awkward interaction that you have in your head.

you smile as you approach him, "did you bring the ice cream?" his eyes slightly widened as he brings his right hand up to scratch the back of his neck. "soooo," you laugh at his awkwardness, "i ended up buying it but my dumbass left it at the house"

"that's not a problem, we could go get it since your house isn't that far?" you suggested. "wouldnt we miss the movie?" his question is genuine.

"nah we have time. it’s not like they’d agree on a movie anyway." he shoots you a smile before grabbing the lanyard that hung out his sweats.

"guys, me and yn are going to get icecream, it won’t take long!" maki shoots him a look that tells him not to fuck it up. yuuji acknowledges yutas statement, "oh, can you get popcorn? there’s like one bag left and i know all of you aren’t willing to share"

"oh we actually weren’t—" you’re cut off by yuta, "we’ll get it, it’s fine!"

. . .

"why’d you agree? i was trying to save you the trouble." he cranks up the car, "it’s fine, besides, do you really wanna be there when they fight over a movie? shit gets ugly." "you’re right," you say in between laughs.

the ride to the store was no more than 10 minutes, most of it consisting of you flipping through songs, due to you not really knowing what he listens to.

after he parks, he raises both of his hands up and looks at you, "do not move." you smirk and raise an eyebrow at his actions, not really knowing what his plan was. that was until you saw him get out the car and go over to your side and open the door.

the smile was evident in your voice, "what are you, prince charming?" as you get out the car, he dramatically bows, "anything you want me to be your highness." this earned laughter from the both of you.

the two of you entered the store and right as the sliding doors opened yuta probably asked the dumbest question you've ever heard.

"we're supposed to be getting popcorn right?" truthfully, he was trying to make conversation after ignoring you for the past few days.

"jeez yuta, you drove us and you don't even know what you're here for?"

he gave you a grin, "i got us here safely, no? thats gotta count for something!"

as the two of you roam isles in search of popcorn, you find yourselves indulging in random conversations from embarrassing childhood stories to things your friends have done. it's effortless, the way you connect with each other, as if you've known each other for much longer than just a few weeks.

you spot the aisle that the item would be in, and reach over to grab his shirt to steer him into the aisle. his eyes widen at the gesture, clearly being caught off guard.

the two of you scan the shelves for a good brand with a reasonable price. you both decide on a box and head to the checkout.

"hey. you aren't slick, i saw you slide those kitkats"

you bring your finger to your chin, "hmm, i don't recall. maybe it's a ghost telling us we need to get them."

the both of you quickly got into the car and drove to his house to get the ice cream he bought. surprisingly it was a really quick stop, he told you to stay in the car and darted into, and back out the house.

by the time the two of you had got back, unsurprisingly, they were still fighting over a movie.

"yn, yuta, please settle this dumbass debate," nobara pleads.

yuuji obnoxiously says that it should be the conjuring, while maki counters and suggests spider-man, but more specifically andrew garfield’s.

"guys.. yuuji may be right for once. conjuring sounds good as fuck right now"

megumi brings his hand up to his hair, clearly stressed you picked opposite of him "dude just get back in the car you’re unwanted." nobara brings her hand to her mouth clearly trying to stifle a laugh, while inumaki has no shame and does it anyway.

"bitch? i hope your 'situationship' unadds you." this nearly made yuta start praise dancing. his thoughts ran wild of "i have a chance oh my gosh" "she just might fuck with me.." "never will i doubt maki again"

your voice brings him out of his chaotic thoughts, "yuta! pick one!" "oh uh, conjuring i guess? never seen it"

bad idea. he felt like he needed a life saving medical procedure, he’d nearly shit himself 3 different times. the only thing that made the movie slightly tolerable was you sitting on his left. yuujis sitting on the floor and whispers, if you could call it that, and asks for some of your popcorn. you respond in a hushed voice, "no! you should’ve thought about that before you put it on four minutes."

yuta must’ve not gotten the hint not to reach in the bowl, because he took a handful of popcorn from the bowl. "oh but you’ll give your little boyfriend some. fine!" he faces back toward the tv, only to be met with a handful of popcorn flying at his face from maki telling him to shut the fuck up.

the rest of the night went smoothly but somewhere in there you found yourself knocked out on yuta. during the credits, inumaki and yuuji were laughing at him for pretty much not moving a muscle.

you woke up to an almost abandoned couch, just maki sitting on the end. you quirked an eyebrow, "where’d the rest go?" "outside."

"i do have a question for you though," the little people in your head are panicking right now, "do you like yuta?"

you sheepishly smile, "uhm. . . yeah he’s a good friend i guess?" she gives you a look that a disappointed parent would give their kid, "you know what i mean."

"i guess? yeah. i probably started liking him when i streamed with him for the first time, he’s really sweet."

she hums in response, and right in time, nobara comes back through the door with toge, and yuuji, megumi, and yuta trailing behind her.

do we fw the chapter.. did not proofread this

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#✧; satcrvz #jjk x reader #✧; satcrvz writes! #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk smau #jujutsu kaisen smau #yuta smau #yuta x reader

[gatesofember]

Will and Nico are both such dumbasses <3 Nico got to Tartarus and ran towards the first person he saw without even considering that they might be a bad guy because he likes making friends that much. then he popped an evil pimple because he wanted to see what it was. the first thing Will did in Tartarus was wander off on his own to explore without a way to defend himself, leaving his helpless sleeping boyfriend alone with a kitkat. they really are meant to be.

#tsats #tsats spoilers

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Does Delia and Damien, the FT trio and SM Ash have any nicknames for their kids? For example like how SM Ash called Red 'champ' in one of old SM comic

Yup!!! Gonna go one by one cause this is gonna be a long one (A lot of these also crossover in canon the ones with * are STRICTLY SM only !)

Delia:

Damien - Dami, dad, Dork

Indigo - Sweetpea, Gogo

Ash - Ashy, Suncake

Peach - Peachy Pie, Gem

King* - Kingly, Munchkin

Red - Ready, Spot*

Damien:

Delia - Deli, Lia, Mom, Terror

Indigo - Beanbun, GoGo

Ash - Shortcake, Ashy

Peach - Peachy Pie, Peachy

King* - Sproutling, Kingston

Red - Jalapeno, Sparky

Indigo:

Ash - Dweeb, Dork, Dumbass

Peach - Dumbass, Dork, Dweeb

King - Lil guy, Pal

Red - Lil lil guy*, Bitey

Delia - Mom, Momma

Damien - Pops, Old Man

Ash:

Indigo - Gogo, Gogurt, Guillotine

Peach - Shorty, Spicy, Peachy

King - Kitkat, Kitten*, Sweetie*

Red - Puppy, Baby, Sweetum

Delia - Mom, Mother, Mommatron

Damien - Pops, Dad, Dadatron

Peach:

Indigo - Gogo, Bitch

Ash - Ashy, Asshole

King* - Tator Terror, Tator

Red* - Tator Terror, Terror

Delia - Mommy, Momma, Mom, Motherrrrrrrrr

Damien - Dad, Daddy, Papa, Paaaaaapaaaaaa

#Nickname #Nicknames #False twin au #Swap maturity au

[indigosmug]

Miles!1610

Seems like the type of guy to ask to go karaoke with whether it's platonic or romantic, but still mess it up because he thinks he remembers the lyrics, but then asks you to tag in for him since he thinks you probably know the lyrics better than him.

Miles!1610

Seems like the type of guy to be so nervous after your first kiss, not like he's blushing and smiling like a dumbass, I mean shaking, making random noises, barking even, frothinf at the mouth type ash. (and maybe also threw up in his own mouth after it -)

Miles!42

Seems like the type of guy to be stoic in front of everyone, but once he's alone, he's one of the most nerdiest nerd to ever in the nerdverse, or he's just one of those people that become increasingly louder a goofy once he gets used and close to you.

Miles!42

Most people said he's like a baker and type guy or like a cook, so maybe if, like, your his really close friend or significant other he'll go out of his way to make little treats for you throughout the weeks and months. Every once in a while unless you have a really bad sweet tooth. (he also keeps in mind what you like, sweet, salty, bitter, etc.)

Pavitr!50101B

Is like the type of guy to keep random stuff on hand, like bandaids, pads, hairclips, hairties, achohol wipes, etc. Etc. Like I have no idea where he keeps them but he always is like loaded on random stuff he could also have like small snacks - KitKats, Reeces, actual chocolate bars, small bags of goldfish/Cheeze-itz, maybe sometimes fruit. (His auntie cuts it for him <3)

Pavitr!50101B

Is like the type of person to keep his phone STRAPPED, he probably has like 10293864 books filled with memories, (Polaroids, dried flowers, old snack wrappers, maybe song lyrics from your guys favorite song,) He maybe also takes like scenic pictures of his favorite thing of the day, clouds, the sun, the grass, flowers, animals, etc. He also seems like the type of guy to have little notes written in the memory books, like what shop he went to right next to picture, or place where he went that day (he has a little diary,)

Hobie!138

Seems like the type of guy to play his music really loud to catch people's attention (maybe specifically yours) He likes you complaining about the noise just so he can play it a bit louder, just if he even gets the chance to talk to because he has gotten his interest piqued by your outfit, personality, hair, (if you have any -) maybe even the way you walk. Once he seems like it's enough, he'll be happy enough to turn it down

Hobie!138

Seems like the type to give you his guitar pick, whether it's as a friend or significant other, he likes giving you them because you say that they're pretty, and he gives you so many that you can make a necklace out of them, he might even give you some other things of his like jacket, sticker, gems, trinkets, etc. He finds it as his love language (gift giving -)

Gwen!65

Seems like the type of person to show you how to play the drums as a way of love or trust, whether it's a friend or a significant other. They seem like they would also play them out of emotional outbursts (like seen in the beginning of the movie). Might also give you her drumsticks if they are on the on the literal verge of breaking. ( it doesn't matter to them if you fix them or just keep them just like that)

Gwen!65

Seems like the type of person to show you all of their secret hiding spots when them and their dad into agruments and feels like hiding away, or when they just genuinely get overwhelmed from everyone trying to murder the infamous spiderwoman, they like having you around as a way of comfort, (yk since after Peter got absolutely demolished -)

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Please suggest more things that I could either write or tell me if I should write posts more like this.

#hobie brown #atsv hobie #hobie spiderverse #hobie x reader #across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #spider gwen #atsv gwen #miles morales #miles molares #miles atsv #miles 42 #pavitr prabhakar #spiderverse pavitr #atsv pavitr

[nuklear-sauce]

My 5am dumbass just went

"Break me off a piece of that

KIT–KAT BAR !"

Max would eat a Kitkat with a knife and fork.

#starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #am I the only one who hcs that Max likes to sing those little commercial jingles #he'd be up at 12am yelling “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS THERE” #and everyone just has to deal with it

[sweet-honey-tears]

💝Gifts To and From💝

A little fun thing about what the boys would give you and what you may give them too. As always spelling is bleh🤍

Request are always welcomed!

Part Two Part Three

🦈Kirishima🦈

Kiri wouldn’t force you to get crocs, but this man will Persuade you- loving of course. He doesn’t care what color you pick, as long as you like them!

Purple, yellow, green- Whatever!

I do feel like he’d buy you the little accessor though so both of you have matching ones. Because they've gotta sell little accessories of heroes for crocs!

So both of you wouldhave like the CrimsonRiot, a Rock, smiley faces, and stuff like that on yours crocs.

He’d think it’s Manley that you both have matching ones and that you got him a little heart for his crocs.

Kiris Lock Screen in a pic of you guys toe to toe both of you wearing croc with matching accessories.

He post it on all social pages, with the captions of:

“Love my pebble”

💣Bakugou💣

Kat would buy you a necklace. It’s simple and straightforward. It’s probably a thin chain with a small charm. More than likely something that’s similar to a firework, skull, grenade or explosion.

You’re his, ya dummy, and he’s marking you as such.

“Hey dumbass! Why aren't you wearing the necklace?”

“It’s right here KitKat!” you pull it out from under your shirt. Kat would scoff, walk up to you and readjust it, making sure the chain is in the right place.

“Keep it out, I want to show people the catch he got.”

He’d probably just keep buying you jewelry randomly. Like necklaces, brackets, rings, earrings. He doesn’t give a shit what you wear- as long as you’re wearing something he gave you.

I feel like somewhere along the lines you get him a necklace too. A simple one with a red fang on it. It’s small, pretty and won’t get in his way. When you give it to him, he’d scoffs and smiles. “Hey TeddyBear” he smiled and points to the exact same one he gave you- it’s hanging from your neck. A 3 year anniversary present.

“Huh. I guess that’s why I liked this one so much!” You chirp and kiss his cheek.

Nex day, you see him wearing it. And then the next and the next and so on.

You’re watching him on the TV, he’s battling some weak villain or something. He’s not wearing the necklace. Which is fine, it’s not a part of his hero costume and if it got thrown upward, the tooth on it could probably hit his face. Ouch.

But after the fight, during an interview, you notice his hands going into his pocket- not unusual- but his right hand is moving. What’s in his pocket? It looks like he’s thumbing something. He keeps breathing in and out as the reporters keep yelling stupid shit at him, the moment in his pocket becoming faster. What in the world?

When he finally breaks away, the reporters(people filming) catches him pulling out a tooth necklace from his pocket, holding it in palm.

⬛️Sero 🟨

Sero buys you clothes

Like the oversized comfy ones you can watch movies in. Probably have some cute graffiti food on them, like a ramen bowl!

Sero has similar style clothes and one of his favorite pictures of you two is both of you wearing baggy shirts with street food designs on them.

At some point in your relationship, he’s getting you a sports bra.

“Looks comfortable, plus it’s your favorite color.”

But that’s kinda small, I have a feeling this man doesn’t buy you his merch to wear, feels kinda embarrassed. So one day, like a year into dating, you buy his mercy, an oversized sweatshirt, and wear it to one of your ‘movie dates’ (you both stay at home, munch on popcorn, and watch a corny movie). His heart melts. His Home Screen is you in that sweet shirt.

You get him a sweatshirt that had this little onigiri in the corner, and on the back is this huge cartoon ramen bowl with your guy's favorite restaurant written under it. The place where he first asked you to be his girlfriend.

His fans end up catching him leaving the gym one day, and one ask him where he got his sweatshirt from-

“Oh, I’m not sure. My amar(love) got it for me. She may have had it custom made for me too.” He laughed, gesturing to his arms. His fans laugh but your heart flutters when you read about the encounter on his fam base later.

⚡️Denki⚡️

Denki would buy you hair stuff.

Dude gets the pain of accidentally eating your bangs when you move and would buy some cutely decorated berets. Probably some lighting bolt ones, and cat ones.

He’d also do a face mask and nails with you too.

His Home Screen is a pick of you laughing, wearing a face mask, a cat headband pushing your hair back, and a cucumber mid motion falling off your face.

Will call you and tell you he found a new nail polish color:

⚡️“Sunshine! I just got this new color called ‘Electric Love’!”

Your Home Screen is a pic of him wearing an orange cat hair pin you got him.

This man also wore it into a battle, forgetting to take it out since he’s always wearing it. 

And if someone, a reporter or fan, asks about it, man has no shame to talk about how he wears them all the time. Yeah, he wear cats and butterfly hair pins, duck off.

⚡️“Oh! My Sunshine Nugget got it for me! We have matching ones too!”

#sero x y/n #bnha sero #denki kaminari #denki x y/n #denki bnha #kirishima eijirou #bnha eijiro kirishima #kiri x reader #kirishima x reader #sero x reader #denki x reader #bnha bakugo katsuki #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki x y/n #bnha writing #bnha fanfiction #bnha x reader #bnha headcannons

[kei-luv]

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

𝐀𝐍: 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝.

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 | 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐

⟶ ᓚᘏᗢ ⟵

[Name]: Something tells me Ran's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Ran, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Rindou isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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[Name], cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Hanma, standing in front of [Name]: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* [Name], crying: Please...stop...

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[Name]: Here you go, Draken, a nice hot cup of coffee! Draken: It's cold. [Name]: A nice cup of coffee. [Draken]: It's horrible! [Name]: Cup of coffee. Draken: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. [Name]: C U P.

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[Name]: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Mikey: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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[Name]: I have a new hoodie. Hanma: Wrong. Hanma: We have a new hoodie.

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Takemichi: Even [Name] and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. [Name]: I mistook him for a garbage can.

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Takemichi: Can we go out to get ice cream? Chifuyu: Did you ask [LastName]-san? Takemichi: They said no. Chifuyu: Then why did you ask me? Takemichi: They're not the boss of you. Chifuyu, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Ran: Are you busy? [Name]: No. Ran: Want to do something? [Name]: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

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Kisaki: What are your three best qualities? [Name]: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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[Name]: You’re an idiot. Hanma: That’s the charm.

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Baji: That shirt looks great, [Name]. [Name]: Thanks. Baji: But I bet it would look even better on Kazutora's floor. Kazutora: Are you hitting on [Name]... for me?

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[Name]: I fell— Hanma: From heaven? [Name]: No, I literally fell— Hanma: In love with me the moment you saw me? [Name]: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Hanma: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Name: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Mitsuya: Aww- [Name]: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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[Name]: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Draken: Aren't you forgetting something? [Name]: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Draken's forehead before running out.* Draken: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Mikey: Fuck you. [Name]: No u. Mikey: I'm down. [Name]: You're like 2, what the fuck- Mikey: I AM NOT 2!

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Mitsuya: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. [Name]: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Mitsuya, already taking off his clothes: God, Name, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Hanma: This date is boring! [Name]: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Hanma: Then why did you invite me? [Name]: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you [Name] I'll do whatever I want!"

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Hanma: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- [Name]: I wrote you a poem. Hanma, already crying: You did?

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Hanma: Pfft, you should meet [Name], they're such a tsundere. Kazutora: They... they just stabbed you. Hanma: So cute.

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[Name]: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Kazutora: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. [Name]: ... [Name]: You mean ring bearER, right? Kazutora: ... [Name]: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Kazutora: We both look very handsome tonight. [Name]: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Kazutora: I couldn't take that chance.

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[Name]: Are we fighting or flirting? Draken: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- [Name]: Your point?

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Rindou: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... [Name]: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Rindou: Holy moly-

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[Name]: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Sanzu: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. [Name]: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Sanzu: Is it working?

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Rindou: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? [Name]: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Ran, scoffing: Oh, please. [Name], to Ran: Hey, how you doin’? Ran: *giggles and blushes*

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Rindou: Truth or dare? Ran: Dare. Rindou: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Ran: Hey [Random]? [Random], blushing: Yeah? Ran: Can you move? I'm trying to get to [Name].

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Sanzu: What’s the announcement, Rindou? Rindou: It’s a lecture. [Name]’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex. Ran: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Inui: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Koko: Well [Name] and I- [Name]: *elbows Koko* Koko: ...wouldn't know.

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[Name]: If you want my advice- Inui: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. [Name]: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Koko: It’s true. It was a mutually attempted murder.

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Mikey: Talk dirty to me~ [Name]: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Mikey: Wha- [Name]: The economy is in shambles.

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[Name]: How do I tell Draken that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Draken: Come on, Mikey. Nobody actually believes that [Name] is in love with me. Mikey, to Toman: Raise your hand if you think that [Name] is helplessly in love with Ken-chin. *Everyone raises their hand* Draken: [Name], put your hand down.

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Kakucho: How the hell did you crash the car?! [Name]: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. [Name]: I was like "Woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Kakucho: ... Izana, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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[Name]: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Izana: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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[Name]: sapnu puaS. Kakucho: What?? Izana: What language is that. [Name]: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *[Name] was removed from the groupchat*

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*[Name] and Kakucho are in Paris.* [Name]: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Kakucho: But... [Name]: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Kakucho: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? [Name]: Yeah. Kakucho: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. [Name]: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Kakucho: Okay, alright.

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𝐀𝐍: 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠.

©KEI-LUV. please do not translate or repost any of my work on any other platform, or claim any of it as your own. 2023

#tokyo revengers x gender neutral reader #tokyo revengers x male reader #tokyorev #tokyo revengers #gn!reader #gender neutral reader #male reader #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[evergreen-femme]

second playthru of labyrinth of galleria, really appreciatng kitkat. her response to being asked if she's a man is "who knows, maybe i am ;)". she gets turned on when she gets tortured by political dissidents. she's constantly flirtng with everyone. she's literally immortal. she acts like a dumbass but is actually the most reliable and clever and witch. when she has to sub in as the protagonist's witch teacher for a day she teaches her how to pick locks without magic. she wears an ushanka even tho it doesn't ever get cold enough for snow in her world

[crimeronan]

rediscovering the dialogue in this fic completely fresh due to my brainsoup deleting it from memory and i am LOSING IT. HELP ME. thanks past kitkat . CHRIST i don't think i'll ever find a more concise encapsulation of my fave luz hunter dynamic it's just . they're jus t. god these dumbass kids out here seeing everyone's therapy-speak characters going "hmm, yes yes, i understand now, i must have reacted in this toxic and self-destructive manner because of how parental trauma has altered my neurological pathways" and then they go NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO INTROSPECTION NO COMMUNICATION NO UNDERSTANDING IT'S BITING TIME BITE BITE BITE

#the brain issues make this so much more reader-facing than it wojld normally get to be and i just LOVE IT SO MUCH #I KNOW IT'S MY OWN WRITING SO GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET ABT IT IS WEIRD BUT. I DONT REMEMBER WRITING IT SO #IT'S JUST THIS LITTLE GIFT THAT EXISTS AND HAPPENS TO BE PERFECTLY TAILORED TO MY HYPERSPECIFIC TASTE FOR SOME REASON #theyre PERFECT?? #toh #horrible mindscape trauma pals #my writing

[weilongfu]

MarkKitYu - Yu feeling left out because everyone knows that MarkKit are dating. He needs some comfort & cuddles.

Mark and Kit shared a glance as Yu stalked off for his room the minute they returned from classes.

"I didn't do it," Mark said with his hands up defensively. "I've been throwing myself at him all day."

"You throw yourself at everyone," Kit said before tossing his satchel at Mark. "I'll go see what's wrong."

"Love you both!" Mark yelled. "Su su na!"

Kit only sighed before knocking on Yu's door. "N'Yu? Is everything okay?"

"M'fine," Yu called out, but from the muffled sound, it was clear he was wrapping himself in blankets.

"I'm coming in."

"I said I'm- Phiiiii!" Yu whined as Kit walked in anyway. "What's the point of letting me have my own room here if you and Mark barge in whenever you like anyway?"

"We're your boyfriends, Yu. We're not trying to barge in to disrupt your privacy. We want to make sure you're okay," Kit said as he sat down next to Yu.

"My boyfriends, huh?" Yu huffed and rolled over to face the other way. "Who thinks that?"

"We think that," Kit said in an even tone. "And we know it's been a lot for you to adjust to-"

"But no one else thinks it."

Kit paused. "Yu... Are you-"

"I'm more mad that it's my fault," Yu said, curling up on himself. "I'm mad that I'm scared to actually sit between you two and let you act like my boyfriends and everyone else just keeps talking about how sweet you and Ai Mark are together and how it's weird that I keep walking around as your third wheel and-"

"Enough of that," Kit said as he finally lay down next to Yu and pulled him close, blankets and all. "You can't rush that sort of thing."

"But I want it..." Yu said softly. "I want to be able to look people in the eye... Say I gave up on Thanu and Pha... Found myself two amazing people who actually love me..."

"So say it," Mark said as he jumped on top of both Yu and Kit, causing both to yell. "My two boyfriends are so perfect, I'd love to tell everyone they're both mine."

"You'd love to tell everyone because your brain is addled on having too much sex every night," Kit yelled as he shoved Mark to the other side of Yu.

"No, I'd love to say it because you both deserve it, to have everyone know there's enough love in my heart for you both, equally." Mark punctuated his sentence by hugging Yu and rubbing his cheek against Yu's protests. "So fucking hold our hands tomorrow at uni, you dumbass."

"Mark!" Kit smacked Mark's arm, but Mark just laughed.

"It's the only way to get through to Yu's little head," Mark said as he bumped foreheads with Yu. "Just gotta be blunt with my bestie boyfie."

"Blech." Yu mimed throwing up but retracted his tongue before Mark could do anything to it. "That's disgusting. Don't call me that again."

"Bestie boyfieeeeeeee," Mark teased as he kissed Yu's lips. "And Kit is my kitkat boyfie!"

"I second N'Yu, don't call me that."

"Boyfieeeesssssss!" Mark resumed his position on top of the pile to rain kisses down on both Yu and Kit. "Equal opportunity love!"

"Forget it," Yu exclaimed as he struggled to free himself from his blankets and Mark's hold. "I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore. I'm just going to run away with P'Kit!"

Despite his own lack of enjoyment of Mark's current enthusiasm, Kit tightened his grip on Yu. "As much as I'd enjoy that, I'm afraid you're stuck with both of us for now." Kit planted his own gentle kiss on Yu's forehead. "We're happy to go at your pace. Just let us know what you want us to do and when. We'll be with you."

"Thank you," Yu said after Mark had finished his kiss attacks and settled down next to him again. "I want to try... And I'm glad you'll try with me."

"Always," Kit and Mark said at the same time.

#gen y the series #markkityu #prompt spam weekend #winterpromptspam2023

[justnerdy15]

Prompt Writing (Daily snippet 9.6.23)

Prompt posted by @theworldofprompts "Construction worker finds Alien ship on site."

wc: 991

Well damn.

Allan spits at the ground, scuffing his boot against the red clay dirt, and cusses at the sight before him.

Boss man wanted them to start pouring concrete by next Wednesday, having nearly the entire site excavated except for this piece of shit corner that refused to cooperate, and had Allan and his crew come in on overtime to finish it.

That sure as fuck wasn’t happening now.

He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. Some shimmery, metal. . . thing, dully pulsing where it peeks through Georgia clay.

Allan spits again and reaches up to the walkie-talkie clipped to his shoulder.

“Hey KitKat, need ya over here at the dig,” he says, scratching at his nose.

“On break, Dipshit. Whatcha need?”

He scowls. “You’re always on break. Get your ass over here or you can find another way home.”

Another voice chimes in. “Oof, someone’s in a pissy mood. Don’t worry, KitKat, you can come home with me.”

“Shut up, Nate. No one was talking to you.”

“Both of you shut up,” Allan breaks in, stopping Nate from putting his dumbass foot any further in his mouth, “And come ‘ere. Now.”

He ignores the chatter on the other end and peers back down into the ditch, having half the mind to jump down and check it out.

Fuck that.

He’ll make Nate go.

It takes a few minutes for the others to actually get there, Nate a couple yards behind KitKat, who raises one hand in a brief acknowledgement to Allan.

Allan grunts, barely flicking his fingers in response, and rolls his eyes when the opened hand turns into KitKat flipping him off.

“Took you long enough,” he calls out, crossing his arms, “Afraid you got lost.”

“So what’s wrong, old man?” KitKat replies as she approaches, adjusting the hardhat on her head. “You break something?”

He shakes his head and points over his shoulder. “Take a look.”

“Jesus.”

KitKat strolls past him, knocking her shoulder into his with a grin, and Allan motions to Nate to hurry the hell up.

“What the fuck?” KitKat asks from behind him, incredulous and confused. “What the hell is this?”

Allan grabs Nate by the shoulder and drags him along, ignoring Nate’s curse as he stumbles over his feet, until they’re standing beside KitKat at the hole.

“I know,” he says, letting go of Nate. “No clue.”

Nate pops his gum. “I thought all of this was undeveloped?”

“It is. That’s why we spend the last two months hauling shit out of here.” KitKat steps closer to the edge. “Even if it wasn’t, how would this end up six feet under solid clay?” She looks back at Allan. “How did you find this?”

He tilts his head toward the excavator. “Moving dirt. Went to clear out some more when the bucket scraped and got stuck. Thought it was rock. Clearly, it wasn’t.”

KitKat hums, taking a step back, and looks at Nate. “Well, get down there.”

Nate sputters nearly choking on his gum. “What? I’m not going in there!”

“Yeah, you are,” Allan says, nudging him with his boot. “Consider this your initiation.”

Nate looks back and forth between them, mouth slightly agape, when he huffs. “You both suck. I hate you.”

Allan claps him on the shoulder. “That’s okay.”

“Besides,” KitKat adds, “Think of all the double time we’re about to get.”

Nate makes a face at her, but still walks over to the ditch. “So do I just. . . jump in? That doesn’t seem, uh, OSHA safe.”

“Pussy,” KitKat says, grinning when Nate whips around to glare at her. “I’m playing, Nate. Go get a ladder.”

“Go get a ladder, go into the weird fucking hole, you losers ever do anything?” Nate asks as he walks away.

“I do,” Allan replies. “Not sure about KitKat.”

While they wait for Nate to come back, Allan and KitKat observe the weird metal.

“Maybe it’s Chinese,” Allan says. “Or Russian.”

KitKat slaps him on the back of his head. “You’ve been listening to too much AM radio.”

“Well what do you think?” Allan asks, rubbing the back of his head. Should’ve had his helmet.

“I dunno, maybe Nate will find something down there.” She looks over her shoulder. “And speak of the devil. He got the wrong fucking ladder.”

Allan frowns and turns around. “Oh, well. Better too long than too short.”

“I’m going to start calling him Dipshit instead of you.”

Nate’s huffing as he approaches, ladder banging into his side, and he unceremoniously drops it to the ground.

“Overcompensating much, Nate?” KitKat asks, tapping her foot against the sixteen-foot ladder.

“It’s the shortest one I could find! Fucking Lazlo doesn’t know how to put shit where it needs to be.”

Allan holds his hands out. “It’s fine. Let’s just get a move on.”

They get it set up, making sure the legs are solidly on the ground, before sending Nate down.

When he’s merely a step above the metal, they run into their first issue.

“The fuck?” Nate says, helmet obscuring his face as he looks down.

“What is it?” KitKat asks, holding onto the ladder. “Nate?”

He looks up at them, a frown on his face, and shrugs. “I can’t step down.”

“What do you mean?” Allan looks over the edge to see Nate’s foot dangling off the ladder.

“I mean I can’t step down. It won’t let me. Look.” Nate puts his foot back on the ladder and steps down like he’s trying to get off, but his foot stops about two or three inches above the exposed metal. He strains, a small grunt escaping, but his foot doesn’t lower any further.

“This is weird as shit,” he announces, “I’m coming back up.”

#my writing #prompt writing #original fiction #prompt fill

[kitkat303]

Dumbass drew his favorite terraria npc (smh kitkat so stoopid lmao)

#terraria #traditional drawing #terraria npc #low quality #terraria stylist #terraria oc #hey im not dead

[0-eddsworld-shenanigans-0]

Incorrect eddsworld quotes again

Tom: Tord is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Edd: Boys?

Tord: Homicide.

Matt: So jellyshish-

Tord, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?

Matt: You know what I meant!

Tom: You disgust me.

Tord: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

Tom: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Tord: Those are Pokemon cards.

Tom: You got a magikarp.

Tord: ...

Tom: It means 'fuck you'.

Edd: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured... orrr I can listen to Tom and not do the thing,

Edd: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Edd: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of coke*

Tom, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

Tord: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Edd, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Tom, spraying Tord: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Tord: Dude, I forgot-

Tom: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

Matt: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.

Matt, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Tom: …What does that even mean?!

Edd: Something tells me Tord's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Tord, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Tom isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Tord: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

Matt: Damn, the power went out.Edd: Don’t worry, I got this.

Edd: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Matt: What-?

Edd: I swallowed a glow stick!

Matt, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Tord: I'm so bored. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

*Edd is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Edd: Clear orange juice? Edd: Oh, it's empty.

Tom, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

Tom: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Matt: What? No, I—

Tord: *enters room*

Tom: *fist clenches*

#tord eddsworld #eddsworld #matt eddsworld #tom eddsworld #edd eddsworld #eddsworld incorrect quotes