#the thing is I can get jealous and competitive af

[jade-jini]

"𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙…"

Student Council President!Chaewon x Little Menace Reader

Genre: Friends (love-hate) with benefits. smut. Fluff (kinda lmao)

TW: overstimulation. Orgasm delay)? Little bit of choking ‘cause it doesn’t hurt. Jealousy, chae is lowkey possessive idk what to tell you.

This is based on this stucon presi!chae x menace reader storyline, so I’d go check that first 100%.

What for others would look like you simply talking and laughing with some of your friends, to chaewon (my least possessive friend Ofc) looked like the stupid flirty menace she unfortunately likes was surrounded by popular pretty girls, minutes away from probably choosing who chaewon’s replacement/competition/rival the subject of your attention is gonna be for the weekend.

It wasn’t like that tho, at all. Actually, to most people’s surprise (and disappointment), you weren’t interested in getting with nobody else besides chaewon, but this last part was Ofc something only you and her knew.

And yes she knew it! She didn’t think like this about you. Not all the time at least. Only when she was really jealous. Her mind would betray her creating fake scenarios where you go and fuck somebody else as good as you fucked her. Or where you’d let other people explore that body that she so much loved, making her get all impulsive and angry and ugh! She had to go there and showed you and everybody who tf owned you.

She decided she’s had enough when she sees Chaeryeong grabbing your waist.

She was simply helping you with a dance move that she showed you and you wanted to learn.

“Bs”, according to chaewon. Specially when the other girls are looking at you like you’re a piece of meat while you’re dancing so sexy.

(None of that was actually happening snjddj they’re just laughing with/at you ‘cause you’re too silly and can’t get the move right. Wonie is insane).

But she was jealous af, so out of impulse (this is your influence istg) she walked to you, grabbed your wrist and threw a cheap excuse about how you had to help the stuco members finish some stuff as part of one of your punishments.

You weren’t even sure if that was true or not (probably yes) but you didn’t even have a chance to fight as she dragged you down the hallway. You could only wave a goodbye to the other girls while they waved back with confused expressions in their faces, not saying anything because who in their right mind would argue with a clearly angry Kim Chaewon.

“We should pray for her” Ryujin said. And oh was she right.

Chaewon grabbed your wrist tighter and pulled you to an empty janitor’s closet, locking the door quickly.

“Umm, Wonie?-” you started, clearly confused about what was happening, but got cut off.

“Shut up.” she whispered while pushing you against the door, pressing her body against yours and kissing you aggressively.

You had no idea what was going on but you don’t have time to even process a question when her hand is already inside your pants, teasing you and making you wetter than you already were. The girl lets go of your lips at the same time so she can see your reaction, while you sigh both ‘cause of the lack of air in your lungs and ‘cause of the pleasure and intensity of her eyes.

“Unnie what’s-”

“Shut.up.”

Oh?? -

Her fingers started moving slowly on your clit, which is surprising in contrast with the aggressive way she basically kidnapped you in this closet.

Don’t get confused tho, she totally wants to ruin you right now for making her feel this way. So impulsive, so angry, so jealous. Acting without stopping herself to reason and to choose a coherent decision. That is so you. This wasn’t Chaewon. This wasn’t her, tf?. She was upset at you and wanted you to know it, to feel it burning through your body the way it was through hers. But first she had to make you believe she’s taking things slow.

“Wonie, that feels good…”

“Yeah?” She asked in that sensual soft tone she sometimes used, accompanied with a smile “I make you feel good, don’t I?”

“Of course you do baby…” you answered, already starting to get lost in the pleasure the girl was making you feel, closing your eyes while you rested your head against the door behind you. Biting your lip and unconsciously moving a little bit under her touch, starting to give Chaewon a little show.

“Better than Chaeryeong?”

…oh.

“Better than all those girls? Hm? Don’t think I didn’t see you basically flirting with all of them. Tell me, do I make you feel better than them?”

Oh no.

“Oh I’m fucked” you thought. Chaewon was jealous. That’s why she was being so impulsive and careless. And here you were thinking she was just starting to get too affected ‘cause of your company.

You could be a little bit of flirt, yes. But it was part of your personality, it was just natural! Plus it was mostly just joking around, you were friends with those girls, and honestly chaewon kept you too distracted to think about other girls like that, let alone actually get with other girls. Even if you guys weren’t exactly dating. (Lets go losers who are loyal without dating wooo)

“Chaewon, it’s not like that, with Chaer-”

“Shut. Up!” She whispered-screamed “I don’t wanna hear other girls’ names while I’m fucking you, let alone their stupid little nicknames, what’s wrong with you?!”

“But you asked me if- Ah fuck!” you almost screamed in a high pitched cry when she suddenly put her fingers all the way inside you.

“And your answer wasn’t supposed to include another girl’s name.” she said between her teeth, slowly but hardly fingering you.

“I- I’m sorry…”

“Now tell me. Do I make you feel better than them?”

You were gonna answer but she started going so fast on purpose, sending your mind to another planet.

“answer me or I’ll stop and you won’t get to come today.”

“Yes! Yes you’re so good. You’re better than everybody else, you’re perfect!” you said in between moans while trying to catch your breath. Compliments kept falling from your mouth and Chaewon loved every second of it. You guys couldn’t be too loud tho.

“Be quiet, somebody might hear you!”

“I can’t, it feels too good…”

“Yeah?” She said while softening her tone and smiling. Those little moans and whimpers while you grabbed her shoulders, causing wrinkles in her perfectly ironed uniform. She’d normally complain about it but she couldn’t care less, not when you’re looking and sounding so cute, making her forget why was she even mad about to begin with.

“Too good… unnie…” and Omg she can’t help but to shut you up with a kiss. Her kisses went to your neck while you unbuttoned your shirt.

“What are you doing?” The president asked while looking at you, stopping her kisses.

“I need kisses there too..” you answered, referring to your now very sensitive tits.

“And who told you you had any type of control on what’s happening here right now?” She said in a mocking tone.

“Unnie, please…” you begged, looking up at her and pouting, your eyes basically screaming your desire for her mouth to cease the needs that that part of your body was feeling. And that’s all it took for her walls to break and give in.

“Fuck. you’re lucky you’re cute and have those puppy eyes.” She said while moving your bra up and starting to leave kisses on your chest.

“Ha, thanks. Jen says the same all the time” you said without thinking. And you regretted it immediately when you realized you once again dropped somebody else’s name. Chaewon stopped her kisses and fingers inside you, making you groan as you felt that familiar sensation of your orgasm getting close painfully disappearing. Ah fuck.

“Oh really?” she said, sarcasm floating around her tone while she looked up at you. You gulped.

Chaewon (almost) never got jealous of her best friend. She knew you guys were friends even before she appeared in the picture at all. But right now? Every other human being was simply a rival for her. Even Yunjin. It was you and her. And you were hers. And she’ll fuck every other girl, person, name, thought out of your fucking mind if she has too. You get distracted way too easily for her liking.

“What else does she do that I do too, hm?” she asked while starting to move her fingers again slowly.

“I- I’m sorry unnie I didn’t mean to-” you tried to say but she wasn’t having it.

“No no, cmon tell me. What does my friend and I have in common?” she added, a fake-interested tone adorning her voice “does she also tells you how tight your pussy always is even after fucking it deep and hard a million times?”

You whimpered at her dirty talking, not being able to answer as your brain was malfunctioning with the pleasure added by her words and the stimulation she started to give to your nipples with her other hand.

“Does she tell you how perfect your tits fit in her hands? Or how good you taste in her mouth? Tell me does she tell you all those things while she fucks you as good as I do” She whispered in your ear while fucking you harder and faster.

You couldn’t form one single thought. You could only shook your head because of course Yunjin hasn’t done any of that Tf?! Doesn’t mean you weren’t turned on by this jealous side of Chaewon, who’d be so possessive even when she knows she’s the only one who tells you and does all those things to you.

“You know ~oh f-fuck~ that only you can make me feel this good, unnie” you moaned in her ear with your low voice, and you could feel her whimper against your neck. “Chaewon.. fuck I’m gonna come…” you said, your voice getting slightly high pitched, praying she’d finally let you come instead of building your orgasm and stopping.

“Do it for me, baby. Only for me” she answered while sucking on one of your nipples and moaning against it, as her free hand grabbed your neck, tightening around it slightly just the way she knew you liked it, creating a sensation that was more than enough to send you to your climax. You came hard all over her hand, but she didn’t stop or slow down.

“Fuck! Wonie, wait…!” you said while trying to move her hand but that only made her slap yours Lmao.

“ah ah ah! Keep your hands to yourself baby” the girl whispered in that sexy voice she has while getting on her knees, never removing her eyes from yours. If they weren’t so hypnotizing maybe you would’ve realized what she was gonna do. Only the sensation of her tongue inside your pussy replacing her fingers brought you back to reality.

“Holy fuck Wonie!” you almost screamed, quickly covering your mouth with your hand and biting hard to avoid any other sound coming from you. Her tongue, reaching every right spot right after your first orgasm, being too overwhelming “Chaewon, please slow down, it’s too much!” you whispered-screamed. You looked down at her, and regretted it immediately.

The girl simply went to your clit and shook her head in a “no” motion while stimulating it with the tip of her tongue, her fingers back inside your pussy moving fast and hard. God she looked so Fuckin hot like that. Her pretty eyes fixed in your face, that stupid egocentric smile that made her eyes looked like crescent moons, nothing in her mind but to fuck you until your legs were shaking. That plus the way she moved her fingers and mouth on you, without even giving you a break from your recent orgasm, was making you feel extra sensitive. Pleasure running from head to toe. You could hear your heart in your ears.

“Fuck! Oh my god, Wonie! Ahh…” you cried with the little string of voice you had left. tears forming in your barely open eyes while you gave the girl on her knees what she wanted and came all over her fingers and mouth. Your legs felt like jelly, so while getting up and licking her lips clean, she grabbed you so you wouldn’t fall.

“Are you ok?” The president asked giggling, holding you close to her and feeling your agitated breathing against her chest. You shook your head, making her giggle again.

“What was that?!” You asked her, shocked and still not completely back after the intense experience the girl in front of you made you have.

“hmm, nothing. Just felt like stealing your attention” She answered, to then lick her fingers clean. God, you didn’t understand what that woman did to you, you haven’t even recovered from whatever that was, yet you could feel yourself slowly getting horny again. Thank and fuck youth for the high sex drive.

“It’s not typical of Kim Chaewon to do something like this tho” you reminded her, hugging her by the shoulders. She scrunched her nose cutely at the comment.

“That’s true, but you’re so cute like this”.

“What, all messy after we fuck? you asked her laughing while slowly getting your breath to start going back to normal. She softly slapped your arm.

“Not that, when you’re only mine…” she said while hiding her face against your neck, and her fingers slowly traveled between your thighs again.

well, damn.

#kim chaewon #kim chaewon x reader #chaewon #chaewon x reader #stucon chaewon x reader #Menace reader #Stucon Le Sserafim #le sserafim #le sserafim smut #le sserafim scenarios #le sserafim imagines #le sserafim x reader #le sserafim x y/n #le sserafim x fem reader #kim chaewon smut #chaewon smut #kpop gg #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines

[hijackalx]

LAEZEL SFW HEADCANONS:

okkk shes lowkey very sweet and caring. her tough exterior is just a facade to protect herself but once tav gets to know her theyll see her kinder side. i also feel like shes not as sadistic as she seems? like a lot of the stuff she does/approves of feels like its only because thats what is respectable in githyanki culture. idk. i think she just wants to fit in and feel like shes good enough.

extremely jealous and possessive of tav like if they even suggest interest in anybody else she'll get pissedddd bro expect a fight afterwards she does not share at all

will NOT baby tav at all but thats only because she sees them as capable and strong 💪🏻 i feel like shes rlly just putting herself in tav's shoes and realizing that she would feel so belittled if tav babied her. okay queen of empathy

love language:

giving = quality time. shes a lil stunted when it comes to showing affection but she always wants to be with tav. like she's always kinda lurking and paying attention to what tav is doing lol she wont invite herself over on her own but will secretly be cheesing inside if tav asks her to join them.

receiving = words of affirmation. like i said she seems like the type to me who is kind of insecure when it comes to her self worth, so when tav compliments her or admires her it makes her feel all mushy inside. low key she loves to do stuff she knows will impress tav so theyll be like "wowwww lae'zel ur the coolest!!!" 🤭 also this made me realize she also probably gives acts of service as a love language too.

i also think she is kind of teeny tiny. like the smallest of the companions but STRONG AF BOY 💪🏻 she just looks proportionally smol. maybe like 5'3 or smthn. likes to be big spoon tho cuz she feels more protective of tav that way.

LAE’ZEL NSFW HEADCANONS:

ok so if theres like some random one night stand she will want to be the dominant one. like i feel like she bottoms regardless but she'll want to be in charge. BUT !!!!! she prefers to be submissive HEAR ME OUT !!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️ the intimidation rolls for her are sooooo low LIKE A 5 ????  CMON and she literally acts like she is so into it when tav takes charge. like trust me if she trusts tav enough she will want to be pushed around. especially bcz as a githyanki she looks up to ppl who demand respect like that so it only makes sense. i can imagine she'll put on a bratty lil show at first but then she'll just melt in tav's hands like putty bro. will still talk a lot of shit tho. its an ego thing.

she'll love if tav praises her too (words of affirmation remember) and they might even be able to get some praises out of her too if they do it justttt right 🤭🤭

will look up at tav with THE MOST gorgeous doe eyes youve ever seen and it just makes tav wanna go crazyyyy

she likes to be manhandled like SHOW OFF UR STRENGTH TAV !! PROVE YOURE WORTHY !! pick her up and restrain her and all that. feel like she'd be into bondage. also a masochist obv but she kind of likes to hear tav in pain too. but like just in a sexy way.

she likes it rough. like dont even suggest gentle loving sex she'll be bored af. u can do it like that like, once a millennium LMAO.

i also just feel like in general she tries not to let sex "distract" her so her and tav only do it every once in a while.

she finishes quick but she'll want to cum more than once. like shes got hella stamina

lowkey getting the vibe that she gets wet afffff LMAO like stop its not a competition miss slip n' slide 🙄✋ also an outie

aftercare is not rlly a thing with her she takes a piss and is out like a light lol like shes gone asl. in the sense she sleeps rlly good after like tav wont be able to wake her up. will wanna cuddle tho 🥰

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #laezel #laezel x reader #laezel x tav #x reader #headcanons #my headcanons #bg3 headcanons #laezel bg3

[k-rising]

Mars signs (Part 1)

Mars talks about our anger, our willpower, our sexual nature, our energy, our strength. This planet is ruled by Aries, which means that this planet has the same characteristics as this sign. Mars tell us how we invest, project and use our energy.

Part 2

𝓐𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓼

Idols from left to right: HyunA / Sanha from ASTRO / Solji former EXID member.

People with Mars in Aries are impulsive, direct and spontaneous. It's easy to make them angry but their anger doesn't last long. These individuals do not hold grudges or resentment. They get restless if life becomes predictable as they like challenges. When these people pay attention to their instinct, they make good decisions and get things done quickly. Mars in Aries are natural, courageous leaders who don't give up easily. They are daring and very flirtatious and always leave you wanting more... but you never know exactly what they want from you 😭. These people are very physical, so they tend to have s3x before formalizing a relationship. In fact, they find it hard to keep up with a relationship; having a long-term relationship is very difficult for them. They also have a strong libido and enjoy persuasion, but if the other person gives in too easily, they can lose interest. Mars in Aries does not like indecisive and complicated people, since they are the opposite. These individuals are impatient, straightforward, energetic, playful and very passionate. They seek to do great things but often don't take the time to prepare them LMAO. They give all of them until they have nothing more to give. They don't like to be stopped by anyone and find it difficult to control themselves. They are impatient and very competitive.

𝓣𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓼

→ ᴼʳ ᴹᵃʳˢ⁻ᵛᵉᶰᵘˢ ᵃˢᵖᵉᶜᵗˢ

Idols from left to right: Karina from aespa / New from THE BOYZ / E:U from EVERGLOW.

Mars in Taurus focus on their goals and take their time to work on them. These individuals are calm, but can become annoyed when provoked. It's hard to get them to change their minds; adaptability is not their thing. They also don't like to be rushed, as I said, they like to take their time. People with Mars in Taurus are practical, trustworthy and very jealous, even if it may not seem like it. In a relationship, they are usually quite conventional and straightforward. They are emotionally stable and loyal af. S3x is also very important to them and they can have a very difficult time if they don't do it for a long time… they see it as something necessary like breathing or eating. They need a partner who is willing to relax and enjoy their time together. Mars in Taurus prefers to go with the flow. They excel at anything that requires dedication and discipline, and they don't like to get involved in more projects than they can handle. Feeling financially secure is also considered very important with this placement.

𝓖𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓼

→ ᴼʳ ᴹᵃʳˢ⁻ᴹᵉʳᶜᵘʳʸ ᵃˢᵖᵉᶜᵗˢ

Idols from left to right: Onda from EVERGLOW / Yedam from TREASURE / Haechan from NCT.

These individuals tend to get bored easily, so they need a frequent change of pace. In fact, people who have Mars in Gemini thrive in busy and energetic environments. These people are restless, but adaptable to the environment that surrounds them. They tend to talk a lot and are good debaters; their mind is critical and very active. Mars in Gemini are always seeking for new adventures. They are very sociable, but prefer to have many acquaintances rather than having a deep friendship. These people can get involved in a large number of projects at the same time. They are good with their hands and can, for example, play a musical instrument and be very good at playing video games! They are sarcastic and not known for their practicality lol. Mars in Gemini also like to try new things in bed! They will always try anything at least once, no matter how weird it is. Erotic literature and dirty talk are some of the things that they definitely love. Romantic relationships can also be quite superficial and they love to flirt. If you want to win their hearts there has to be a lot of mental stimulation in your connection.

𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓼

→ ᴼʳ ᴹᵃʳˢ⁻ᴹᵒᵒᶰ ᵃˢᵖᵉᶜᵗˢ

Idols from left to right: Jinyoung from GOT7 / Aisha from EVERGLOW / Chen from EXO.

These people are passive-aggressive and prefer peaceful solutions when conflicts arises. They are tenacious and strong, even if many don't believe it. Mars in Cancer prefer to feel safe and well prepared before doing something. Indifference hurts them so much, since they are too sensitive. These individuals are trustworthy and protective of their loved ones. They can be manipulative, argumentative and usually have a very good memory. They are not very assertive or demanding, and prefer to work on their own when they are in control. Mars in Cancer is in tune with their own wants and needs. As I said earlier, they are very sentimental and their emotions can become so intense that they tend to repress them. Being objective can be very difficult for them, and they tend to make decisions based on their mood at the time, which they may later regret. For these individuals, s3x and love go hand in hand. They are very sensual people and want to find a partner they really love; they need a lot of romance and affection. They are not very open-minded, but they do their best to please their partners. They are very traditional lovers, although there are some who need to sleep with many people to feel loved... The idea of ​​having a baby can be very attractive to them. In bed, they are not very expressive about their wants or needs, they want their partner to discover what they like. They are loyal af and expect the same in return.

𝓛𝓮𝓸 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓼

→ ᴼʳ ᴹᵃʳˢ⁻ˢᵘᶰ ᵃˢᵖᵉᶜᵗˢ

Idols from left to right: Johnny from NCT 127 / Suzy former Miss A member / Wheein from MAMAMOO.

Mars in Leo wants to make a lasting impression on other people. These people are passionate, idealistic, playful and very ambitious; they want to be someone and follow their heart. They radiate authority and a lot of magnetism. They don't like disloyal and closed-minded people. They always defend their principles and are very confident. They have a lot of vitality, physical energy and are also usually very dramatic lol. Mars in Leo makes excellent leaders who are willing to succeed in whatever they do. They can be quite domineering with their own opinions, but they have a great sense of humor and are very warm. They are affectionate, romantic and faithful people who like to be the center of attention both in bed and in other areas of life. These individuals are friendly, exuberant and a bit impulsive LMAO. In relationships, they are affectionate and demonstrative, and although they pay attention to their partner, their main concern is their own enjoyment. They may become possessive or jealous, but may try to hide it. Mars in Leo wants to be happy and have a romantic and fun relationship.

𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓸 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓼

→ ᴼʳ ᴹᵃʳˢ⁻ᴹᵉʳᶜᵘʳʸ ᵃˢᵖᵉᶜᵗˢ

Idols from left to right: Yangyang from WayV / Yves from LOONA / Jongho from ATEEZ.

Mars in Virgo are practical and disciplined. They can be a bit critical and stubborn at times, but they are not usually aggressive. They are often multitaskers and are usually very organized; they are not afraid to work hard. These individuals have nervous energy and get easily impatient. Mars in Virgo are perfectionists and shy, but they are keen to learn and experience new things, so this often helps them overcome any shyness. When it comes to relationships, they are usually subtle, respectful, attentive, but devoted. They don't like one night stands or casual s3x and although they have a healthy attitude towards it, they are often very insecure :( They need to feel loved and useful 🥺. They like to help others, which is why they may prefer to have a partner who has imperfections so they can care for and nurture them. They also generally like people who go through life unnoticed. Mars in Virgo does a lot of little things to make their partner feel appreciated and loved.

#mars signs #aries mars #taurus mars #gemini mars #cancer mars #leo mars #virgo mars #mars through the signs #astrology #ateez astrology #loona astrology #wayv astrology #nct astrology #nct 127 astrology #nct dream astrology #mamamoo astrology #miss a astrology #exo astrology #got7 astrology #everglow astrology #treasure astrology #aespa astrology #the boyz astrology #astro astrology #exid astrology #hyuna astrology

[wegonbealright-09]

Idk how ppl can still ship Jikook or why armys like JK so much when he is so insecure and jealous of others.

https://twitter.com/ifaceof/status/1705446005515091998?t=gmTI1OPIUrpEysE-ElGyGA&s=19

Mostly of Jimin he cant never compliment him and when he did he said "its so hard blabla" he looks pissed af when Jimin gets attention https://twitter.com/ifaceof/status/1705398170144887136?t=G90-ZjX7GDdfXaHi5bIWqA&s=19 and idk why nobody mentioned how mad he looked in the Special 8 photo-folio when Jimin did better than everyone with his concept and JK was the only one that didnt say anything positive to him and was looking mad/sad smh.

I bet he cried when he saw Jimins #1. Idk if the other members notice how jealous and bitter he is or they just dont care that much bc they need to keep working with him.

Every time jimin gets attention or is being complemented his smile goes from a hundred to a zero. How can you be in a relationship with someone you see as competition. It's been ten years but nigga is still in some one sided competition with jimin.

He always says jhope is the best dancer in the group but he studies jimin's dance moves, he follows him, he watches him.

He probably watches his fancams and dance focused jimin videos all day. Idk if I can call it admiration or what it's just weird super weird because as much as he's competitive in nature he's most competitive with jimin it's weird it gives off major stalker vibes.

That's also why him watching smfpt2 mv didn't phase me that much. Because in his eyes he looked like he envies him, he wishes he could that, be that perfect, dance like that, have that stage presence, have such artistic mind because seeing the MV and knowing that jimin was the brains behind that killed him slowly inside.

He's just weird and he should grow tf up. He doesn't like it when people complement jimin but he doesn't complement him either. He finds it hard to formulate words to complement him. Complementing jimin as a dancer and a singer looks like it kills him inside like everytime he says something nice about his voice or his dance moves a piece of him will die.

And that Heart Radio interview thing he looked like he wanted to die on the spot. As a shipper I used to view or see that moment as a "jeonlous" moment now it has a whole different meaning.

#jungkook #jikook #jimin

[w4nnaplayagame]

Lesbian

Woman 

I used to do competitive swimming and was going to go professional but COVID stopped that from happening. I now do basketball. I write songs, poetry and stories. I also play guitar (electric and acoustic). I work for an oil change company right now with best friend. I also love learning languages (I know how to speak English, French, Spanish and Italian, and I’m learning Russian and German) 

I’m 5’9”, I have a naturally muscular figure, grey eyes, dirty blonde hair and usually in a bun (a classic lesbian haircut), I’m also white af. I have more of a masculine aesthetic and features. I usually wear masc outfits (like hoodies, tees, Dickie’s, with a chain necklace)

I’m an ENTP, golden retriever/pitbull gf type, I’m quite curious and clever, very ambitious and cunning, I’m a naturally flirtatious person (people have called me a flirtatious little prick way to many times), and I’m energetic. I also love pulling pranks (my senior year prank was the best tbh)

I’d love to be a songwriter or a movie director/writer, live in BC, Canada. (Dude it’s so beautiful there)

Doom scrolling, quitting something if I’m not good at it immediately, and I don’t focus well (ADHD). 

I’m quite knowledgeable, I love to do things, I’m very romantic.

Friendship wise I’d say Chad or Mindy, they’re very energetic people and they both do at least one of things that I love  (Mindy loves movies, and chords sporty) or even Wes because he’s a lot like my irl bff

Because you were born that way love😉

We all know Tara is down bad for cocky motherfuckers.

And that’s the shit I’m getting from you.

Tara’s a menace, she steals your hoodies everytime she comes over.

Maybe that’s an excuse for you to walk towards her shirtless with that grumpy face she finds absolutely hot? Who knows

“I just bought that hoodie! Give it back!”

“Never!”

With the height difference, she has to grab your nape and quite literally push you down to her lips.

You find it 100x hotter when she pulls you by your chain tho;)

SMACKS YOU WHEN SHE FEELS YOU GRINNING INTO THE KISS?

Loves when you whisper into her ears, especially when you speak french.

Tara’s on her KNEES for your arms(I can confirm)

Gets all jealous and grumpy when you talk to other women, people are in heat these days dawg.

LOUDEST MF ON THE BLEACH WHEN SHE’S CHEERING FOR YOU.

When you get discouraged about something you’re trying to learn, she’d try to learn it next to you so you won’t feel alone.

Plops down on your body when you’re on your phone too much, give the woman the attention dude.

“Can Chad, Mindy and I go there?” *points at the playground*

“I really don’t give a fuck, babe.”

“:D”

“DON’T SWING TOO HIGH”

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A/N: DAWG IM GONNA BE HONEST I GAVE YOU TARA CAUSE WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LOL

#answered #ship game👍 #tara carpenter

[alyjojo]

Current Karmic Connection ❤️‍🩹 March 2024 - Cancer

Character Card: The Hunter

Who are they: 9 Pentacles

Your relationship with them: Queen of Wands

What you’re learning from them: 8 Cups

What they’re learning from you: Ace of Swords

Future potential: The Moon & 4 Swords

Overall Energy: The Devil

Sibling is coming out strongly with 3rd House and 4 Wands showing up, could be an Aries or fire sign. This person is or has toxic behaviors, obsessive, fanatical, jealous, argumentative, unhealthy levels of competitive and always starting drama. Drugs could be involved, with Devil & Withdrawal. I’m also getting this energy can be yours, because how they’re described is 9 Pentacles, which is pretty independent and self-assured. It could be you that’s obsessed with every move they make, every thing they spend, who they’re with and what they do, where they live even, and turning it into a comparison game. If not, then this was the dynamic that was created between you and it continues as it’s always been…because that’s how you know each other. Kinda like friends can sometimes pick up where they left off, you two measure dicks, bank accounts, lovers, who has the coolest shoes, who got the better deal on some…thing. Keeping up with the Joneses, but it’s your own family - for many of you. For someone it can be a really competitive or dramatic lover that’s like this. Possibly a childhood friend. This could also be someone that fights with your family, or someone in your partner’s family that you know to be toxic af - family is related in some way here for most of you. The Hunter never lets the kill get away, they stalk their prey obsessively - The Devil - all stealthy and focused. For what, idk. It’s unhealthy. There could be a lot of arguments with this person, it’s drama.

Or, that’s how it was, how you remember them to be. At the moment, they’re independent, living their best life, and you don’t hear from them. You could’ve made that call. Justice at the bottom shows it was the right thing to do, you can’t exist in Devil energy forever, not if you want to be happy, you have to remove yourself from the roller coaster to see things how they need to be seen. You or they may have done a lot of self reflecting on this unhealthy dynamic (maybe addictions) between you and have decided being alone is for the best. If you did drugs together, someone quit, or moved away from the other person for that reason. If it’s a lover, I don’t think you’ve been together for awhile. Maybe you argue about a home, kids if you have them, who is the better parent, if you have any contact at all it’s still not healthy. For the relationship between you, this is someone you like to party with 🎉 Or did. Could be a lover for some, and it’s mutual whatever it is, could be drug related, alcohol. Drunk sex is being pointed out. Might be a 3rd party lover, or someone you were with that had one, if that’s known. Otherwise this is just someone that’s always trying to have a good time, they don’t care what people think, who tries to stop them, they look good and confidently, fearlessly charge ahead towards their goals. They have no issue getting support from others that are happy to help, and probably have a lot of friends. They could be given a lot of things, or be someone that’s like “can you do me a favor?” You could’ve done a lot of favors. Is it reciprocated? That could be part of why one of you had to back off, financial reasons.

What you’ve learned is there is more out there for you, or you just recognize that’s how they feel, 9 Pentacles again shows up at the bottom - showing who they are. Whatever went on between you was unsatisfying for a long time, it wasn’t an overnight sort of thing, this isn’t a spontaneous decision. Even if they’re a fun person, maybe *because* they’re a fun person, or you are. But the other one was bored, monotonous, apathetic, not into the kind of excitement or social behavior of the “Devil” person. Could be a lot of drinking or who knows what, partying, the actions themselves aren’t what’s showing up as toxic - the arguments are. Competition, who does what, who has what, fighting about probably having different goals and priorities altogether from what I can see. This person may not be The Devil at all, but with you it turns into something not great. Even if you love them, again family is pointed out several times, you two could be night and day. The Star at the bottom, whoever was unhappy knew there was more out there for them that suits them, and felt a spiritual call to move on - 8 Cups.

What they’re learning has a lot of work involved, this could be a sibling that quit their job because they’re miserable and you’re all pissed off at them for imposing on your parents, that’s specific. For others, they’re just focused on themselves, you could’ve instilled a work ethic in them or a drive to succeed that they didn’t have. You may be older or more experienced in some way, it’s like they love to fight you and prove some point, but ultimately they look up to you and you’ve inspired them where work is concerned. They can see clearly the effort they need to put in and the things they need to do because of your influence, even if it’s kinda negative 💯 Even if it’s to prove a point or seem “better” even 🤦‍♀️ If it’s not a sibling, they act like one, because that’s the image I keep getting, two boys fighting over the last fruit roll up or something, and it’s not a close connection either unfortunately. Not right now anyway. I’m also getting one person may have done the long haul, started at a company and worked their way up over time - “the right way”. The other person may have just instantly got what they wanted, maybe had something given to them, it was a lot easier, and there is animosity over that, like the second person doesn’t deserve what they have or some shit. Immaturity fr. That’s why The Devil is here.

Future potential rests on this person I assume, this Queen of Wands. They’re ignoring everyone, not speaking to family, you, whoever else is involved. They seem to be okay, 9 Pentacles & The Hermit is financially stable, secure, peaceful, they’re looking within and doing some kind of spiritual work on themselves. Either they don’t know if it’s a good idea - maybe because The Devil exists and they see it now - Ace of Swords, or they’re just going through something internal and need time to heal. A break. A separation. If this is a lover or a 3rd party, they didn’t know about it and never saw it coming - the end. For most this is someone that’s been in a fog, maybe on some substance they’ve kicked or are trying to (maybe just need to). So long as The Devil exists in a connection, things aren’t able to heal, but neither of you can fix the other person, and neither of you is clear on the other one’s truth & intentions. I wouldn’t say not ever, but definitely not right now.

Zodiac Messages:

Saturn - Cancer - 3rd House

- Be realistic about your feelings by making the right connections.

- Be concerned about attitudes from the past about the idea in question.

- You must wait before you can use your intuition and get your ideas going.

Oracles:

Family 🏡

Bond - Home - Background

Withdrawal 🚬

Guilt - Awakening - Rejection

Charms:

Tennis 🎾 on 5 Wands is literally competition, this could be an avid sports fan, someone obsessed even, or they’re just competitive about every single damn thing. How fast you put on your shoes. Who took out the trash last. Who has the best hair gel, I mean the dumbest shit. This could also be someone that sinks a lot of money into things like sporting events, fantasy teams, or any kind of hobby. If it’s a partner, this could be lustful, you could feel like you have to compete with photoshopped Insta models, porn stars, excess competition or some shit when you don’t. Or they do, and they won’t, either way.

Clock 🕰️ on 4 Swords shows time being necessary, and it’s not a definite thing, everyone is different. Time to mature. Time to quit a substance for good. Time to get clear on their own bs and what they need to do. In some way this person ignores facts they can see with Ace of Swords, and in some ways they’re still very much in the dark. I wouldn’t think that’s you but switch if necessary. They seem to have purposefully withdrawn, from you and everyone else, for the time being, or they’re very vague on details if they do talk to you. Self reflection is a big part of this, could be forced by circumstances, or work, this person is heavily involved with their work right now.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Heavy Aries & Virgo, Pisces, Libra, Cancer

#cancer #march 2024 #current karmic #karmic connection #karmic relationships #astrology #tarot #tarotblr

[ashes-writing]

I know you have thots on Billy Loomis and I would like to know what they are (headcanon request; you can go spicy if you like 🔥) 😜

AHHH OMG I LOVE YOU FOR THIS THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH. But like also.. I wanna warn you now, this one got kind of.. well.. dark. Spicy, yes.. But also, dark. So, please feel free to skip out if anything I mention in the warnings is a hard no.

Again, thank you! Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart! I actually had fun playing around with this, despite the fact that it does get a little darker than most of the things I've written. Again.. If after reading the warning section you feel like this isn't for you, please don't feel like you're obligated to read.

This is not meant for minors, so minors, don't you fucking dare. Also if you're not into somnophilia, mentions of blood (period sex / blood kink), corruption kink / deflowering kink, vague hints of obsessive / possessive tendencies, pain kink, body fluids, biting / marking, voyeurism, mentions of possessiveness that might lend to m*rder choking / asphyxiation and spit you are not going to wanna read any further.

Tag List; Uh.. see, what happened was that there's nobody on my tag list for horror movies and stuff, and given the nature of what I laid out here, I uh.. Kinda felt like it was safer not to tag anybody without asking. But.. If you'd like to be on my tag list, please, by all means... Click the link below.

Other Stuff; tag list doc || pinned - my rules / fandoms and some, not all of the characters i write for || requests ; open - headcanons only please and thanks.

I do not consent to my work being reposted/rewritten and posted elsewhere.

✯ Bisexual af. Billy Loomis is bisexual af. I strongly believe that Billy and Stu had a little something going on behind the scenes. Or that if they didn’t, he at very least had entertained the idea and maybe even certain fantasies about his best friend Stu. He’s also still kind of dealing with / struggling with the fact that he is attracted to men and women, so yeah… Just putting that out there. This is something I've come to firmly believe about him. He's bisexual but he isn't quite comfortable knowing so. There are just certain things he does, there's a certain way he and Stu act together in some scenes of the movie that in the back of my mind always kind of made me think... Hmmm. There has to be more between these two idiots.

✯ Corruption / deflowering kink. I say this because the proof is right there in the movie with the way he lords it over Sydney that they either did or nearly hooked up. I feel like if he knew you were offering up your virginity it would absolutely make him go feral. The question is, after reading the rest of this little list… Do you really want him to? Because it’s… a little bit of a wild ride.

✯ Relentless with the teasing. R E L E N T L E S S. Also doesn’t care where you happen to be when it’s started bc he knows it’ll be finished. Whether it’s in a private corner of wherever you happen to be at the moment the mood strikes, the backseat of his car / your car, your room when he sneaks in at night.

✯ Somnophilia. If he knew you were down for letting him ‘use you’ while you’re sleeping and he’s laying there having gotten himself all good and worked up watching you toss and turn or the little sounds you make, oh my god. Ugh.. He’d be all over doing it in a heartbeat.

✯ His jealous streak, oh my god. Listen, this man is absolutely possessive / territorial af. We won’t talk about what he’ll do to the other person he feels is competition -another story for another day bc unaliving / murder and that’s not what you asked for and I’m trying to keep this lighter? Anyway..- Let me just say this. When he gets you somewhere private, he’s going to show you exactly who you belong to. You will be covered in handprints, bites, hickies, you name it. And he’ll keep going until your legs are shaking and you can’t form a coherent thought. The more you beg him to stop and let you recover the more he’ll insist you have ‘one more’ in you and persuade you to keep going for him. The jealous streak takes over and he’s only worried about one thing… How many times you scream for him and not the other person - who he’s either already dealt with privately in a gruesome way or will deal with privately and in a gruesome way - .. So.. Possessive as fuck.

✯ The possessive streak extends to protecting the shit out of you too. If he were to catch someone slipping something into your drink (I knowwww this isn’t dirty and you wanted my thots but I can’t resist, okay? I cannnnt.) he would not wait to address it privately, he’d start a fucking brawl right then and there that would inevitably end with Billy making them drink the spiked substance. 

 ✯ Do.Not.Play. with this man. His anger is scary as hell and knows no bounds. I feel like this needs to be said despite the nature of the ask. Don’t pursue him because you think you want a bad boy because if you fuck around, you will find out. If he catches feelings, he gets way attached. And he’ll stop at nothing to keep you to himself. It’s a bit on the obsessive side and honestly, you should be worried. So please, for the love of God and all that’s holy just don’t play with him if you’re not prepared for the intensity he brings to the table.

✯ Okay, I’m done with the maternal warnings I feel I need to give you precious babes about this man, let’s get back to it… Billy Loomis loves pain. He loves to give/dish it out BUT… he loves to receive it most of all. So if you were to say… Take over… Bite him, slap him in the heat of the moment, pull his hair really hard, scratch hard enough to almost draw blood to the surface of his skin, holy shit. He’ll be putty in your hands. 

✯ If he’s caught in the act he’s not stopping because he gets off on being watched. And if he finds out you’re into it too? Oh my goddddd.

✯ He is very charming. Very persuasive. The kind of guy who will smoothly talk you out of your clothes before you even realize that he’s done it. He’ll get you agreeing to God only knows what before you realize it, oh my god.

✯ Despite all of the above he would never ever take advantage of you against your will. He’ll only do exactly what he knows you want / can handle. It’s hard to restrain himself sometimes but he manages. Barely, but I digress. Consent is huge for him, as is trust. (For example, the way he reacted when Sydney rightfully suspected him of the murders, ya know.. He walked away angry and hurt). So.. if you guys do get up to any one of his numerous kinks, he will tell you to come up with a stop word and if you say it, everything comes to a grinding halt.

✯ He teeters on the fine line of being a switch. He’s dominant for the most part but he does possess sub tendencies on occasion. No mistakes made, he’s primarily dominant but, but.. It’s mostly out of habit/expectation and a slight huge discomfort at not being in control / handling the side of himself that wants to take it like a good little boy. SO… if you really want him to be putty in your hands, take control once in a while.

✯ Thinks it’s sexy to spit in his partner’s mouth. Will only do it if you’re into it or it’s something you want.

✯ Has a secret stash of Polaroids in his room of you/his partner of choice in various states of orgasmic bliss, all fucked out and practically drooling and they’re like trophies to him. Nobody is allowed to see/touch them but him and he uses them often to ahem… Take care of things on his own when the need arises.

✯ For all the ladies out there - vagina owners or otherwise.. Period sex. That is all. The guy isn’t afraid of a little blood, I mean… C’mon.

✯ Speaking of blood. He has a bit of a blood kink.

✯ Loves the idea of erotic asphyxiation. Loves the sensation of cumming while something’s on his throat and cutting his breath even shorter.

✯ Speaking of choking… The space between his thumb and index finger should bear the tattoo “Your throat here” because the guy fucking loves to choke in the heat of the moment. But again, only if you’re into it.

✯ Surprisingly, he’s very very good at aftercare. Very gentle, especially if this isn’t just a one time thing between you two. Will hold you, help you get dressed / take shower with you, etc.

✯ Very into the way certain body fluids look splashed across certain parts of your body. Absolutely fucking loves it. Also likes the way you/his partners moan when he pushes his fingers into their mouth after he’s done using them on you/his partners. Probably has a photo or two of this in his little trophy box.

✯ Dirty talk, oh my god. And the man is absolutely the filthiest at it.

#billy loomis #billy loomis headcanons #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis x reader headcanons #scream fanfiction #billy loomis fanfiction #billy loomis fanfic #my writing ; scream ; c - billy loomis #// minors dni. #// read all warnings + hashtags c a r e f u l l y #// i'm being serious dolls because this got.. quite darker than I thought it would #// somnophilia #// blood #// p*riod s*x #// pain kink #// de*lowering k*nk #// voyeurism #// body fluids #// choking #// marking #// biting #// again MINORS DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. #// also please i cannot stress enough you need to read all the warnings before you go any further #// this is... the first time I've gone a little darker and Idk how I feel. #// i was trying to be as accurate as I could and whew... it got away from me this time

[wendytestabrat]

go back and rewatch the episode “cow days” it shows how much of a monster kyle was and how he was way worse than cartman back then LOL throughout the whole fucking episode kyle abuses cartman and keeps trying to put him in all of these life threatening situations just so he can win these dumbass terrance & phillip dolls. like he literally yells at cartman and forces him to ride a bull throughout the whole thing even tho he didn’t want to like that infamous scene where kyle threatens to break cartman’s skull open if he doesn’t get on a bull LMAOOOO like kyle literally gave 0 shits when cartman kept falling and hurting himself and then when cartman falls off of a mechanical bull he crashes into a fucking pinball machine and has to go to the hospital and then kyle still doesn’t care and the only thing he’s concerned about is getting cartman out of the hospital to enter him into the bullriding competition….you know the thing that nearly killed him before. even stan points out how crazy kyle was acting when he was like “god..he really wants those dolls” like literally the other boys stopped giving a fuck about trying to win the dolls and kyle was the only one taking this shit as far as he was. and people think cartman is the crazy abusive one LOL. like no wonder cartman carried so much resentment towards kyle and had to snap back at him later on. also the fact that kyle got so worked up and selfish over winning some stupid ass toy rlly shows how kyle is just as materialistic and spoiled as cartman at times LOL. i mean why do you think whenever cartman buys some new thing he always wants to rub it in kyle’s face? he knows kyle will get jealous af bc kyle wants nice shit too. like remember that time in the episode “die hippie die” when the town like forced kyle to watch cartman play with his new toy truck or whatever? like kyle was butthurt af bc he wanted one too and wanted to play with it. or like in the episode “humancentipad” when cartman just wanted to buy an ipad so he could show it off to kyle LMAOO he was like “i can’t wait to see the look on kahl’s face when he sees my ipad has more memory than his” not to mention how kyle was a total dick to kenny in the episode “chickenpox” and was telling his parents how he doesn’t want to go to kenny’s house bc it sucks and doesn’t have cable. ALSO i literally hate that moment in the episode “the scoots” when they kicked kenny out of their group from trick or treating bc he’s poor and doesn’t have a phone and then when cartman continued to shit on kenny for being poor kyle was like “stop it cartman” or some shit. LIKE BITCH….KYLE WAS BEING JUST AS MUCH AS A DICK AS CARMAN FOR KICKING KENNY OUT OF THE GROUP LOL like if he rlly cared about kenny he would’ve stood up for him or offered to trick or treat with him. kyle just likes to correct cartman bc it makes him feel better about himself LOL. i swear i can’t with this fuckturd.

#kyman #KYMANRANTGARBAGE

[tethered-heartstrings]

Thanks for the great replies 🥰😘

I like reading your posts.

1. Who will be the first to show affection in public?

2. Would they like to get engaged? If so who will propose?

3. Someone hits on Will, how does Hannibal react?

4. Will Hannibal do everything for Will?

5. If they were to run away together. What country and what would they do there?

thank you!!

1. Hannibal, but Will had been wanting to for awhile but kept overthinking it. Hannibal hadn't yet up until then because he knew will was thinking about it but then he did it first as an indication it was okay. Will from then on always made the first but subtle move in public and it always brings a smile to hannibal's face. he plays it off like it's no big deal but he's vibrating inside

2. I think they would get engaged in a non traditional sense. I wrote something before but basically I think it would be something mutual and no formal down-on-one-knee proposal. oh and cannibalism is involved ofc

3. he watches to see what will does. if Will flirts back he knows its all a manipulative act and he kind of enjoys seeing will in action. if Will flirts back hannibal knows will intends to do the killing. if will pulls back and the person keeps flirting hannibal knows its his signal to put the murder pants on. either way the person probably dies because he is jealous af

4. yes without a doubt. even stuff he wouldn't do for anyone else or things he wouldn't have done for someone before meeting will, he would do now. I mean hell, he gave up his freedom for will, something that was of extreme value and importance to him. something he previously manipulated everyone around him to keep.

5. I always imagined somewhere in Europe. US is out of the question and probably Italy too tbh. they are to high profile. I like to think they have a cute house near town so hannibal can be the people person that he is but far enough will can get the peace he wants. maybe a river near by so will can wade/go fishing. lots of dogs running around. and they definitely murder and cannibalize alike together. it might get competitive who knows. they are both stubborn and like to one up each other at every given opportunity

#idk why little head canons are so fu #*fun #i really do just wrote them as i get asks #whatever feels real and right in the moment #anonymous #the curious clown

[vanillahub]

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@honorhunt

the salty af munday meme [Accepting]

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

// In all of my years RPing here, I've managed to avoid big dramas for the most part! Thank fuck.

So, the one that did involve was mainly due to misunderstandings, from another person. This happened about 4-5 years ago, and the person in question has come clean and apologised for jumping the gun, the way they did. It's all good between us, but the incident in question has kinda of stuck in my mind.

Essentially I had responded to one of those unpopular opinions memes, and this person's former friend looked @ my post and went straight to this person, try to push the idea I was somehow vagueposting about them and their muse. And they believed their so-called friend in question.

Which I really wasn't..... At all. Things escalated for like an hour, thankfully it all ended within that night, and next to nothing hit the public dashboards. But it was still seen as an odd incident, because other rpers who knew this person better, found their reaction to my post odd (they could tell my post wasn't a jab at all at them). Then about an year later, I was reached out by this person and we both cleared things up.

read more bc iT GETS LONG LMAO

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

// SEE, I'm SO confrontational avoidant, it is really difficult for me to pop off in the instant something is happening. I may grow angry and develop resentment, but that only happens after the matter.

So, looking back on some of my shit experiences. I'll have to say that it for sure was back when, I had to deal with ppl who loved cherrypicking everything I said, and distort beyond belief what I was trying to communicate. I don't hide the fact I'm not native in English, and I try my HARDEST to be as clear and straightforward as possible.

BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP TO ATTRACT PEOPLE, who cannot have a rational and level-headed discussion, and have to resort to low moves with me. Why bother coming up with arguments and yknow, keep it within the realm of things we are discussing. When you can just start acting as if, you can't understand a single sentence I write?

Yes gringos, show us how you guys simply cannot communicate with us, because we may have made a small grammar mistake while talking to you in an informal setting like Discord DMs. Just make it all about the semantics, that's such a big brain move. Only native english speakers can do this, we are the pleb and must be thankful, you guys even talk to us foreigners at all. This has unfortunately happened more than once with me, and let me tell you: this shit can get under my skin so FAST. It happened with my writing, and it has happened with some of my muses portrayals as well.

I'm being clear with my statements, but people CHOOSE to misinterpret to suit their views of me. I have always been clear about what my muses are about, but people CHOOSE to run with whatever they want to believe.

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

// I've been through a handful of Fandoms around here, and I'm going to say it. The RPC that's the worst one, in being the most newcommer unfriendly. That would be League of Legends. Things were already pretty bad, back when I was into it and part of that RPC. And by the looks of it, it only got progressively worse. The Arcane show, only added to that toxicity according to some of my folks, who are still in touch with that series one way or another.

You just don't hear a lot from it now, bc now there is competition for the prize of "the most toxic online community".

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

// There could have been, and at the same time no one may have felt like that about me. Either way, I really don't care about it, I'm not dying to find that one out. And honestly? That's entirely a their problem.

I genuinely have better things to do in my day. I pity anyone who develops jealousy of others, over tumblr RP of all things.

#[ rambles ] #thank you for the ask! #honorhunt

[chickensarentcheap]

Esme stuff. Tyler centric :)

@secretaryunpaid​, @tragiclyhip​, @youflickedtooharddamnit​, @mushyhazard​

Man servant for rent.   He cooks, does laundry,  cleans toilets and windows, is insanely tall and strong, gets things off the high shelves, and can -and will-  carry all the heavy shit.

You’re not allowed to touch though.  You can only look.

He doesn’t think I’m very funny. Guess he’s against me pimpin’ out his sexy ass.

This is what you get when you track sand through my house,  shit head.  

#helovesme #yourfaceIlikethatshit #Iwuvyou

Have you ever flown with seven kids?  We have.   Too many times to count. And every time we do it, we say we’re NEVER doing it again.   He’s tired, grumpy AF, and giving me the silent treatment because I just informed him that Addie made it very clear that he’s to celebrate his birthday at a lunch with Cinderella and other princesses at the Disney castle.

Bet you’re missing your bachelor days now, aren’t ya?

He also cooks with clothes on if half naked isn’t your cup of tea

If your husband, boyfriend, partner (whatever) isn’t you sending you things like this while he’s out Christmas shopping, he’s not the one sis ;)

Apparently he found something he wants for Christmas.

My husband (a regular customer of the dinkie shrinkie box as our oldest son calls it):  “You should try it. It’s really good for you.”

Me: “No. No. That’s okay.  You can be the really healthy and fit one. I’ll be over here rummaging through our kids’ halloween candy searching for peanut butter cups.”

Now THAT’S a fire pit.

#heisntjustaprettyface

I don’t know why you’re looking at me like that or what is you want from me, but the answer’s yes.

What the ortho surgeon says:  “You should be taking it easy. Rest it.”

What my husband hears: “Blah blah blah blah blah.”

Not to make anyone jealous, but I know what it’s like to be under him when he’s in that position.

Mac is like “oh f*ck. Another one?”

So the husband and I decided to have a ‘x rated elf on the shelf’ competition this year and he totally brought his A game and won it with this one:

Taking the ferry to Phillips Island and he is out.

LOL.

The husband bringing the Malibu Ken vibes.

FYI, he totally didn’t understand that reference.

When someone starts getting a little too friendly and cozy with me in his eyes

#Tyler and Esme series

[sunlightandsuffering]

HAHA YES. Thank u other anon for that visual it’s soo good !! Hard to get mikasa and smug af eren, a combo. Eren after his win smirking and signing autographs for all of these new fangirls right in front of mikasa. Mika, though a little jealous, can play at this game, she chatting up porco, Eren’s biggest rival, talking about what to do for dinner lmao

im finally here with my drabble!!

Mikasa honestly forgets about the bet, it slips her mind in all the excitement, and too many almost drownings.

At first, when she sees the judges give him all 10s for riding out his wave, she's somehow elated. She might have rebuffed his attempts to come on to her, but part of her is thrilled at the attention, she likes him. He's hot, and despite her rejection, there's something about his cocky assured attitude that just does something to her.

So, for a moment, she'd been excited about him winning both the competition and their bet, had daydreams of him waltzing right out of the water and towards her, ignoring medals and fans trying to get his attention to throw her over his shoulder and whisk her away. Eren Yeager, star surfer stealing away the hot lifeguard.

But in the commotion of Eren somehow, miraculously winning the competition, none of this happens and instead, she watches with a perfect view from high up in her lifeguard's chair as Eren is accosted by excited fans, mostly girls, and he does absolutely nothing to deter them. He's signing autographs, taking pictures, and as Hitch, a more promiscuous reporter appears, leaning in, hand on his arm, to ask about his great win today, Mikasa fumes.

So much for dinner, so much for the rookie who was different than all the rest, interested in the lowly lifeguard. Jean arrives to take over her shift and she's quick to throw her whistle and rescue aid at him angrily, stomping off as soon as she gets down the ladder. "Have a good shift," she smarts before shoving past him and poor Jean is left confused as hell.

She leaves Eren and his growing group of fans in the dust, stomping off towards her locker to grab her shit and leave, a fucking date. 'dinner, that's what I get if I win, you, me and dinner tonight on the beach, in the moonlight Mikasa, i'd love to get to know you better.'

That's what he'd said, his voice all seductive as he'd leaned over her, crowding her against the lifeguard's hutch, his voice promising dirty things if she played her cards right. A night with a cocky surfer, one with something to prove and a thing for her. She should have known, this is why she doesn't fuck with surfers, she'd learned her lesson with Porco long ago. Which, speak of the devil, is currently glaring out at the surf where Eren is still with his admiring fans. Her ex is rather furiously scrubbing himself down over his wetsuit, tugging it down his torso to expose a set of delicious abs that lead tantalizingly down towards his happy trail, where she knows exactly what's hidden underneath, she has personal experience. And although she never normally fucks with Porco anymore, occasionally they have some fun, there is comfort in familiarity and if nothing else their on-again off-again two-year relationship sure gave her that.

If nothing else, it'll make her feel better, if the hot new surfer doesn't feel like giving her the time of day, whatever, she has an old one she can call upon. "Porco," she greets tersely as she begins spinning the code into her lock. "Mik," Porco greets back, tugging his wetsuit down slightly farther and Mikasa bites her lip slightly and she wonders if today he's wearing anything under that wetsuit, she knows from personal experience, sometimes he opts not to, especially if it's just a short ride and won't have to worry about too much chafing.

She finishes keying in her code, grabbing her bag from her locker before she turns to lean back against the cold metal. "So, doing anything later?"

Porco raises an eyebrow at her as he looks up from washing himself down with the spray, he smirks, "No, why? You feeling a little lonely 'Kasa, wanna grab dinner with your ex? You know I'm always open." Ugh, he's so condescending, she remembers exactly why she left him so many times, but nonetheless, maybe it'll make her feel better.

She opens her mouth to retort, when very suddenly there is a very angry new surfer standing between them, crowding her back against the lockers and staring at her with intense green eyes. "No, she's coming with me." Her mouth parts in shock as Eren's hands cage her against her locker, his head turning back only briefly to shoot Porco a glare, "I won, tonight she's getting dinner with me."

Porco shrugs nonchalantly, "Whatever Yeager, 'Kasa and I go way back, have fun with my sloppy seconds." Mikasa shoots Porco a murderous look, this is exactly the type of shit she's broken up with him for so many times, but Porco only smirks, before leaving the hut to grab his board. She looks at Eren nervously, will he not want her anymore knowing her history, but it seems to have only made Eren more serious, his eyes raking over her figure.

"So that guy? Really Mikasa?" She shrugs helplessly, "I have a thing for surfers." "So I see," he murmurs, leaning in closer and fuck are those eyes ever intense, roiling green storms and her breath hitches at all the trouble they promise.

Eren smirks, wicked, "Did you think I'd let you get away so easily Mikasa? Did kitten come over here to soothe her ego with her ex, did you wanna make me jealous?" She gasps slightly as he recognizes her intentions right away and his smirk widens, leaning in to whisper against her ear, "Well it fucking worked Mikasa." And after that it's all over, rough hands gripping her hips, teeth nipping at her neck before kissing his way up to her mouth. She moans into his mouth as his tongue slips inside, he tastes of seawater and gum, and she can't help when her hands wind around his neck, fingers threading through the long hair at his nape, ruining his bun.

His kisses are rough, angry and claiming as he presses her up against the lockers, one hand moving to grip her thigh, press her closer against him, his wetsuit soaking her flimsy beach shorts. And she's reminded of another perk of dating surfers, one she hasn't felt in a while, the fact that they absolutely love to go nude under wetsuits, and the fact that the thin flexible fabric outlines Eren's dick so fucking perfectly she can feel every inch against her.

She's not at all sorry when she gets carried away and fucks Eren in the secluded back of the lifeguard's office, and even less sorry when she takes him in the car again an hour later on their way to dinner.

Eren is insatiable, and hot, and high off his win, and fuck, does she ever have a thing for surfers.

#lys's drabbles

[protocol-amare]

Seoul! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ My beautiful capital city. It's been a while since I came to my hometown. Met super nice client and everything went well.

So, now real talk here. I know quite a lot of people in the medical field and thankfully, was able to find a doctor who can help my condition.

TLDR; I visited psychiatry for the first time in my life. Was so nervous but anyway, I had a decent talk with her. Was not expected, but she had a VAST knowledge of people like me.

I was diagnosed with something called "hyperfixation." For example: If I run into a guy I'm quite attracted to on the street (Someone like Hirotsu for the sake.), just by eye contact, my heart cease to function, blood pressure skyrockets, and if it's a damn good looking man of my dream, I bleed through my ears and or nose. This is a mental/physical side-by-side symptom.

And finally, I'm on medication since now I live in a tourist area and A LOT of hot old men are visible at my sights. THIS is a problem because my face is red af and about to explode.

The doctor and the staffs gave me a warm hug for my courage to come here and talk about something that I tried to hide for my entire life.

What is wrong about me? I can't handle the feelings about "love" to the point where my body rejects but only bumps up to the fk maximum. I'm an Asian and Asian countries are all about competition. We learn how to hate/be jealous of others before anything else and especially my household, which is outrageously traditional, it's kinda suppressed feelings went wrong™.

If someone says a word like a "hero," my brain reminds the name "Hiro-tsu" and ta-da, my fk heart is now not working. I thought she was joking because it sounds very fake and ridiculous but IT IS A REAL THING.

It still baffles me but I'm going to take some chems lol. The doctor said that this symptom often occurs in people who have experienced premature growth, and that's the case with me. I was looking full adulthood when I was in 4th grade.

So who is the dude to begin with?

It is HIM. It IS HIM. I was 100% ACE untile like middleschool and some crazy ass man-child teacher who liked animated films showed us the ahhh-Disney "classic." and THAT was the first time I finally understood the meaning of "this bitch hot, am horny now."

And the next guy was Wilhuff Tarkin. You get the idea.

#The doctor knew most of the characters in my favorite creations. #Even the actors. #I'm just surprised there's a lot of people like me. #I reall don't want stupid Weebs to fantasize about my medical condition. #Slightly worried tbh.

[sparklingchim]

I’m sorry but I’m on my period (which means I’m horny) and I can’t get this out of my mind since you had the ask about jk would be the one to say “my pretty baby” condescendingly to mc while they’re having sex soooo

Now my mind is just imagining the scenario where mc and jk are finally getting it on after the whole Jimin thing and— since we know jk is super jealous and competitive af— I can just imagine him taking his slow ass time edging, controlling, and denying mc while being a smart ass and condescending her “who’s making you come now, my pretty baby?”

that’s it, have a nice day 🫰🏼✨

nauur cos that mf fo sho has a thing for edging !!!!! he luvs being in control

#darly asks #anon #fic: long way home

[cryptixani]

Heyo! I'd like a romantic Sonic matchup if you don't mind ^-^

 Name: Walela Rose!

Pronouns: She/they

Sexuality and preferences: Bisexual, and my big crushes are Shadow, Sonic and Knuckles (am major Shadow simp) but I’m cool with any match. If you’re focusing on my big 3, I mostly crush on modern and Boom Sonic, movie Knuckles and any freaking iteration of Shadow (except IDW, they did him so dirty ;--;) smaller crush on movie Sonic and Blaze, but again I’m good with any matchup so no pressure!

Personality: where do I freaking start. I am more or less a huge anxious shut in. I have pretty bad anxiety and am scared to be outside by myself. I am a little socially anxious and am awkward, whether I’m confident about it or not. Whenever I try to talk to someone new, I tend to open up with a joke or meme that they end up not understanding and the convo usually ends there. Otherwise, I tend to not talk around strangers. However, when I get close to someone, they can’t shut me up. I get clingy, really affectionate and maybe annoying idk. I tend to crack myself up with puns that everyone else facepalms over. Sometimes I overshare my thoughts. I can be loud when I get excited. My sleep schedule is fricked up lol and I am a bit chubby. I also have a lot of low iq moments lmao and I need a lot of reassurance to know somebody isn’t going to leave me or replace me with someone else. I like sharing the things I obsess about with the ones close to me. I’m an age regressor, but even when I’m not regressing I tend to act a bit like a kid. I’m also lazy af and I blush easily. (Sorry if this was super long) Likes and dislikes: I like singing and playing video games and drawing too! I don’t like pickles, or coffee, and I don’t like hard thunderstorms or people angry yelling at me bc those scare me a lot. I really like Kingdom Hearts and My Little Pony and, of course, the Sonic franchise! My favorite colors are pastels and black. Although I like fireworks, I have to plug my ears when watching them bc I’m a highly sensitive person and those big loud babies hurt my ears. I like childlike things, like those stupid pretend cash register toys.

Relationship type: Something intimate, someone who likes taking care of me but tries to help me grow as a person as well. A relationship where they'll just suddenly remind me that they love me (that makes me swoon) and say sweet things in my ear first thing in the morning (more swooning). Perhaps someone just a little bit possessive, like they get a little jealous or pull me close when they feel like there's competition nearby. Someone who likes to gently brush my hair and doesn't call me cringe if I write them a super cheesy love poem. Someone who will love my body regardless of its shape, but still encourage me to be healthy. And someone who will be understanding and caring when I regress.

NSFW: My top 3 kinks are yandere, DDLG (as in calling someone Daddy and they take on a dilf-like role) and praise kink. I'm a switch, but mostly submissive.

hello lovely, thank you for submitting! i hope you like your matchup!

i match you with...

knuckles the echidna

• this is honestly just a gut feeling but i think knuckles would be a really good match for you!!

• he would definitely help you come out of your shell a bit, at least if you're only around him, to help you overcome your social anxiety. even if it's just baby steps.

• definitely loves taking care of you, making sure you're okay in any given situation, keeping an eye on you when you're around others in case your social battery runs dry

• his love language is acts of service so i think he'd overall just enjoy having someone that lets him convey that

• i don't think he'd be too into pda or anything like that, i headcanon him as pretty reserved, but when it's just the two of you he loves to murmur his affections by your ear while he keeps you close

• won't get most of the memes you reference but will still appreciate it anyway <3 he will enjoy your silly jokes and puns though

• knuckles is very protective over what he loves and what he considers his so rest assured you are in very safe hands, not to mention he won't hesitate to assert himself as your s/o if anyone else tries anything funny

• enjoys your affectionate, clingy nature, would never find it annoying.

• honestly if you gave him a cheesey love poem, he'd be more flustered than anything. he's not used to receiving such affection so it takes him off guard!

hope you enjoyed your matchup!!

#sonic matchups

[kamelopardaleis]

Outtake 1 - Yuuko & Seiichi Kobayashi

This is the longest outtake of the YOI age reversal AU Something to Give on Ice - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own].

In the earlier draft of Chapter 4 the plot went differently: Yuuko asked to become part of Viktor’s coaching team at GPF. Yuuko, her husband (with a name and a different characterisation), Yuuri and Viktor meet for dinner right after the short program. Viktor has been jealous and curious about Yuuko over Yuuri, and gets surprised by how the actual dynamic between the four of them turns out.

Basically a lot of jealousy bubbling underneath the nice dinner, Viktor being flirtatious, and Yuuri being a foodie.

>>here it goes<<

Interestingly, Yuuri has told Yuuko and her husband to get lost before Viktor’s short program. 

“Gosh, she needs to calm down.” Yuuri complains, “She’d be a terrible fan. I can’t let her distract you.”

This both amuses and puzzles Viktor, “What about the free skate?”

“We’ll have to see.” His coach replies exasperatedly.

This GPF is definitely off to a strong start.

Today is a day detrimental to Yuuri’s health. After getting surprised by his own skater, and then getting besieged by questions from reporters, he gets ambushed by his fellow coaching staff.

“Yuuri!” 

Viktor sees a flurry of white and blue flying past him and crashing his coach with a hug. 

“Thought I’d find you here!” The blur is a petite woman with a short ponytail; walking after her is a tall, lean man in casual but smart clothing. 

She isn’t paying him any attention though; the next second she’s turning to Viktor in a squeal, “VIKTOR! I saw your short program. IT WAS HOT AF!! I’m swooning.” She clutches her nose, but immediately babbles on, “Oh! Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Yuuko, Yuuri’s friend. We’ve met before, actually, but you might not remember me! It was so long ago. This is my husband Kobayashi Seiichi.” 

The man waves in lieu of greeting, but doesn’t say anything.

“Yuuko, Seiichi-san, long time no see.” Yuuri greets the husband with a handshake, then introduces Viktor. 

The couple booked a nice place nearby and would like to invite them to dinner.

Yuuri gives Viktor a questioning look. “Uh, I myself didn’t really go out during competition…” Viktor, however, isn’t the type to get easily disrupted and needs to hole up. He’s just the type of performer that when someone breaks his heart, he’s heartbroken and elated, because now he gets to pour his heartbreak into his performance.

(He’s quite sure he shouldn’t say that though.)

Yuuko already speaks up. “Oh, but Viktor isn’t like you! Viktor, do you want to come?”

It sounds great to him; he’s more than happy to use the time between his programs to learn more about Yuuri’s guests.

He doesn’t get much “learning about Yuuri’s friends” done on their way to dinner, or the first ten minutes before the appetiser arrives, because Yuuko has been gushing over Viktor’s performance(s) (including all the ones in his glorious history). 

She’s fangirling over him with such freedom, the only polite response Viktor can think of is to fanboy over her glorious history (Viktor is good at doing his googling homework) so it’s now mutual appreciation. Understandably, it takes longer to fangirl/boy about things you do know. By the time the main dish arrives, the husband looks a little bit green.

When Yuuko is calming down with the help of food, Viktor tries to make amends by striking up a conversation with the husband across from him. Just his luck then the husband speaks much less English than them, so Viktor needs a translator half the time, who turns out to be Yuuko more often than Yuuri because that man is too absorbed with the delicacies to notice his student’s predicament.

As the husband looks increasingly frustrated with himself, Viktor is seriously tempted to just let him know if anything, he’d be in more danger from Viktor than her, given Viktor’s preference in looks and gender. But Viktor wants to charm Yuuri’s guests, not alienate both of them, so he does the next best thing he can think of.

“Yuuuuri,” he puts on his sultriest voice, “what are you having? It looks delicious.”

Yuuri dutifully pushes his plate towards Viktor, though looking slightly disgruntled, either because he’s interrupted during a meal or he has to share. 

Ha! As if he’s the one competing. 

Viktor bypasses the plate and leans forward to steal the piece on Yuuri’s fork instead. 

“Vkusno!” It’s quite good. He sends the couple a grateful smile for treating them, and holds out his own fork, “Yuuri, do you want to try mine?”

His coach has gone beet red. The husband blinks. Yuuko looks positively gleeful.

Viktor decides the mission accomplished, and licks off his own fork instead. “No? I’ll have it all to myself then.” He smirks at his frozen coach and digs into his own delicious plate.

After tipping the whole table off balance, Viktor has a much better time with dinner. Yuuri is sufficiently distracted away from his food to take a bigger part in the conversation, and Viktor finally gets to learn a bit about Yuuko and Seiichi Kobayashi.

“Seiichi-san was a baseball star in uni!” Yuuko informs him, while the husband listens on, looking both shy and proud. “Though the star part might have more to do with his good looks.” She winks good-naturedly at them.

The husband is more comfortable with them now. Yuuri translates for him and he laughs, turning his face from easy-on-the-eyes to breath-takingly attractive. Viktor can certainly see how the man could be a popular actor.

Viktor talks a bit about his time with Yuuri in Hasetsu, bringing fond memories to Yuuko, who moved away years ago. The couple tells them stories on set and at home, which Viktor listens with interest. Yuuko is planning to start her own business, coming out of childbirth. 

“Triplets!” Viktor exclaims, and Yuuko and her husband exchange a look of such happiness that Viktor knows none of the complaints about the three little girls that follow are for real.

Dinner goes on longer than expected. Viktor thought Yuuri would want to talk more with Yuuko, since they haven’t seen each other for a long time, but Yuuri seems content to listen attentively, not eager to contribute more to the friendly chatters, and excuses Viktor and himself when he believes he needs to ensure Viktor’s rest.

"Yuuko's husband is strikingly handsome." Viktor observes off-handedly, just to break the silence on the trip back home. 

"He is." Yuuri smiles slightly, still staring out the car window. "Seiichi-san started off as this guy of every girl's dream in TV dramas, you know." 

"And I didn't know Yuuko was such a fan of mine."

Yuuri turns, the smile growing wider, "She is. I did warn you, didn't I?" Then his tone takes a teasing lilt, "You don't look much worse off next to her actor husband, you know."

"So you did notice."

"Noticed what?"

"The husband is a jealous sort.” He elaborates. “I wouldn't have thought given how the man looks, plus I'm not the ex on the table."

Yuuri laughs. "Nah, I wouldn't say that of Seiichi-san; it's all you, Viktor. I know where I stand, but you're a terrible flirt. And you're in quite the mood today."

Viktor feels both agitation and annoyance rising in him at the accusation, “I don’t just flirt with anyone.” He says defensively, then remembers who he did flirt with, which makes his conflicted feelings an even bigger mess.

“Oh?” Yuuri says lightly; if he’s thinking the same thing, he doesn’t show it. “I think you flirted with the whole stadium today. ‘A blend of your style and mine’, eh?”

He points out he was trying to rescue Yuuri from his interrogation (by reporters).

“Thanks,” comes the casual reply. “Any more surprises I should be aware of?”

“Not that I know of.”

#yuri on ice #age reversal au #role reversal au