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#the theories are getting out of hand now
aces-at-work · 1 year
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Coming to tumblr to see everyone absolutely losing their shit since the our skyy 2 trailer release is hilarious.
It's too funny, you guys are all too funny, it's also going to be scary how many theories are right. *laughs nervously*
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*tries to organize my thoughts*
*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*
*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*
(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next
#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment#so many innocent bystanders at stake#every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis#racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system#and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description#aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh#(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain#and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students#this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE#...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power#and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class#which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever#it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding#are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it#please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent#mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies#& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground#mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man
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Bernard is the one who handles the spiders. Tim can handle many things, but spiders is not one of them
He can’t handle them *well.*
He, of course, protests this statement. C4 and swords stolen from his brother are perfectly acceptable solutions, Bernard
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girlscience · 4 days
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Okay. I know I have a lot of cooking mutuals, what do I need to do to make cooking enjoyable??? I am so fucking tired of eating canned soup and kraft mac n cheese and "concoction" (ground beef with whatever else I have that needs eaten and every spice I own). I know people say "if you don't like veggies try different ways of cooking them!" here the thing though, I hate veggie prep. So even changing how I cook them, everything else about veggies is an awful experience for me so I never want to do it. I know people talk about "15 minute meals!" and "one pan recipes!", but so far those have all been lies. People talk about experimenting and trying new things, but I straight up don't know how to do that. People say to listen to podcasts or audiobooks while prepping, but either I focus on the prep and hear none of the story or I focus on the story and struggle with the prep. I am not fast with prep, so meals that require prepping multiple things at once or prepping something while something else is cooking never fails to stress me out to a wild degree. I don't know how I'm supposed to keep everything from burning and keep things stirred and chop up everything and get the next ingredients out and clean as I work all at the same time. I do not enjoy picking out recipes or buying groceries (genuinely hate more than any other chore besides laundry), so meal prep is next to impossible for me. I forget to thaw meat nearly every time I want to cook something and so end up putting it off for days. I can never seem to get my roasted veggies to actually roast, somehow they just steam themselves in the oven. I do not want or like cooking gadgets, so I am doing everything with the very basic supplies. I am cooking for one person so leftovers are a constant issue (I have eaten so much left over food that I find genuinely sickening because I didn't want to waste it). And then I have to do this every day forever till I die. How do I make myself like this??? I am so fucking tired of eating gross food.
#the last time I cooked something myself I genuinely enjoyed was a pork tenderloin and the time before that was a soup#both were delicious and amazing#and both took well over several hours to complete.#I did nothing but cook those nights and didn't get to eat until like 8 or 9#in theory!!!! neither should have taken that long but I am not speedy!!!!#but anyway because they were so time consuming and messy and stressful I have never made them again#and it's been 2 years since the soup and probably almost 1 since the tenderloin#I tried other ways of cooking pork tenderloin and they were meh to actually gross and I was fighting my gag reflex#to force myself to eat the whole thing (homemade mustard for a crust without the correct ingredients is nasty fyi)#I have a handful of cookbooks some of which have recipes I would genuinely like to eat#but it's just so much#I don't know what to do#I ate some chicken strips and lettuce (both dipped in ranch) and cottage cheese last night#and I was actually forcing myself to eat every single bite because it was so gross feeling in my mouth and the taste was not good either#today I made some pilsbury cinnamon rolls and eating them was also just disappointing#I thought about making chicken and rice for dinner#I got a seasoning packet to try that my family said is super super good#but the chicken is frozen... I guess if I got it out now it would thaw#and the rice I have is eugh. it never cooks fully (tbh I'm not a huge rice person anyway)#and I don't have anything to eat with it? some frozen veggies but they don't feel like ones that would go#and I can never get frozen veggies to actually cook properly so I hate the way they feel when I eat them#I could make a muffin mix but I'm so tired of just eating carbs#I want to cry. I hate this
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obeymeow · 1 year
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nightbringer lesson 14 FUCKED ME UP in several ways but primarily I've spent the last 48 hours making myself sad over the solomon backstory we got. specifically I have, for no reason, latched onto that one chapter in the Kids event where baby solomon cried because he felt so guilty over being responsible for that spell. and that just feels a touch more depressing in context
#nightbringer spoilers#obey me on side#went back and unlocked the event again because i could not get this out of my brain i know it's probably not that deep#but it is that deep TO ME. okay#baby solomon has been on my brain since thirteen told that story so that's probably why it's sticking in my brain so hard but whatever#in case anyone was wondering the other things to make me sad are:#he has such a deeply excessive amount of lights in his room in purgatory hall there are SEVERAL chandeliers and lamps#there's a good handful in his room in cocytus hall too (his horror dg showed it) if a more normal amount#but that with the 'dim and gloomy' detail. ☹️#i've also always thought that solomon's loneliness wasn't all about the immortal angst but like.#having it confirmed that he's had reason to be lonely since he was a child- before he was old enough to know he was using magic-#totally crushed me girl why can't I be wrong#had emotions about lesson 14 in general but solomon backstory steals the show every time for me so i haven't gotten around to the rest#i'm enjoying the nightbringer story so much (not talking about the game design. that's a different thing entirely) but man#the pacing is WILD it feels like every lesson could be a whole lesson block at the least. it's giving me a lot of room to speculate#which I always love! but i do wish they would slow down a little and expand on some of these concepts they're bringing up#because the basic idea of the game alone is REALLY INTRIGUING and it'd be a shame if they raced back to the present imo#what was i even talking about. sorry my brain fast forwards as soon as i get into the tags there is not one sequitur to be seen#so curious about solomon's friend now too. like my guess is it's going to be lilith (and hopefully not in a popular fan theory kind of way)#because it's more than a little suspicious that they expanded on lilith's views on humans the way they did#in a way that SO PERFECTLY lines up with the expansion on solomon's views on humans#WHICH I HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT YET BY THE WAY BUT LIKE. HE IS SO RIGHT AND REAL FOR THAT#it's beyond stressful to me that I think solomon is completely justified in his views and being completely reasonable about it#but that it would also mean war between the worlds presumably while the brothers are still recovering from THEIRS#you cannot give me that choice man. not even sure that the human world would be ABLE to win that fight if we're being real#solomon's 72 pacts are a lot yes but he's still only one guy who is NOT on good terms with the sorcerer's society#and mc is powerful but so so inexperienced. and that's IF they choose to side with the human world which#really i don't think the canon mc is likely to do. but anyway i guess solomon's friend could also be adam maybe?#that could be wishful thinking because i like adam though. even if his hair SUUUCKS#deeply offended by everyone thinking solomon got the fucked up hair when all signs point to adam be NICE TO HIM he's ugly already
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project-sekai-facts · 9 months
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To that anon about stretching, I'd suggest exercises against carpal tunnel (you can easily find exercises for that on google)
And if you're a tierer, couple that with whole body stretching and preferably exercise
This has taken an interesting turn into sports science
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rickybaby · 7 months
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Dear Albert Fabrega, I suffer from hyper fixations. I literally cannot do anything else until you tell us something
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abyssalreds · 5 months
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gege needs to retire his character death note and hand it off to asagiri i swear 😭
#my sister (misinformed) told me yuta died in the latest jjk ch and i was so nervous looking at leaks#bc its smthn gege /would/ do and i really like yuta#thankfully he’s fine he just made an appearance in the latest ch thats all#tell me why my first thought after was ‘man that was a thrill i wish new bsd chapters made me feel like this’ 😭#my biggest gripe w. bsd will forever be how all the characters always come out of battles completely unscathed#nevermind the 500 injuries th​ey sustained#nobody ever dies or gets new battle scars or life changing wounds etc etc it kinda makes the stakes boring when you know the character will#be fine when alls said and done#and honestly this wouldn’t be problem for me if ! asagiri didnt deathbait so damn much !#he’s allergic to actually killing off a character and thats how i Know fyodor prob isnt dead#and neither is sigma bc fyodors ability is still a big mystery and we need them to reveal it for us#bc asagiri never killed anyone major off in the main manga before its hard to believe that he killed these two off 🤷‍♀️#and ig fukuchi but all those theories of him being the masked man at the s5 cliffhanger has me squinting suspiciously#tbh idc if its my fav character who dies if it’ll make the plot more interesting then send them to the gallows !!#(okay maybe not lucy but she barely gets any panel time shhh)#like i like fukuzawa but i also think itd be interesting to see what would’ve happened if he died in the battle vs fukuchi#bc the aftermath would be a change in status quo and it would’ve been interesting to see the change in dynamics in the ada and#how they deal w. his loss !!#on the other hand gege killing off his characters too frequently . . . doesnt rlly need an explanation#(jjk spoilers?) now w. yuta going up against sukuna . . . please keep him safe gege i beg 🥲#anyways. enough rambling now to go back to shoving bsd to the back of my mind lol#ayra croaks
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silencingspellsongs · 9 months
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your honor, she's rambling again (discussing stuff from early access 9/22)
so the sovereigns definitely have something up their sleeves and seers are integral to it. why else is it so important for then to use blake that they're going through all this trouble just to break him? what is it about him that makes him so useful if not for his seer abilities? maybe it's the fact that he's already in the edge of desperation, ready to do anything to get what he wants.
my brain is feeling a little slow today so making all the connections and writing them out eloquently is difficult but i swear there is a tie between the sovereigns and seers and that tie has to do with death. a seer's first vision when their sight manifests is of their own death. sovereigns lie in a prison in death. they are the river. are the sovereigns responsible for gifting seers the sight, or at the very least are they the ones that feed them the vision of their death? why? maybe it was in the hopes that they would get desperate. desperate to escape the inescapable. desperate enough to go looking for answers on how to stop it. desperate, like a certain seer we know. but he's not trying to stop his own death. and maybe that's what makes blake so special. all the other seers know there's no way to escape their own deaths so why fight? it wouldn't be worth it. but blake has something to fight for that's more important to him than even his own death. and that's what the sovereigns have been waiting for.
we know that seers are special in many ways. one of the big ones is that they can learn any magic at a specialist's level which when you think about it is INSANE. freelancers are the only other humans that can learn any type of magic without being preordained with a speciality but theirs is on a "jack of all trades, master of none" basis. for seers to be able to learn any magic at a high enough level that they can even outclass those that are specialized in it, they must hold an incredible amount of power. according to the lore, we know that freelancers came from rak'xit, the sovereign of the inchoates, in a last ditch effort to create enough human empowered to tip the scales and defeat the rest of the sovereigns. so i wonder then... who made seers?
there was a nugget of lore from one of the anniversary trivia games that comes to mind. seers exist because of vampires. now how the hell is that possible, what could possibly connect vampires and seers? well. we know that a certain sovereign, a'xerhan, experimented heavily on humans to try and warp them into something more akin to d(a)emons and when it backfired it made vampires. hmm.... maybe a'xerhan's experiment failed but what if it just unlocked the potential for something else? i don't think a'xerhan made the seers but i wonder if another sovereign did, using their experimental creation of vampires to do so... but which sovereign could have possibly made a race of humans specialized in all types of magic? looks over at rak'xit 👀
could rak'xit have known a rebellion was on the wind back then and in secret made a small group of almost supercharged unspecialized empowered humans before that big final push of his to turn the tides that resulted in such a large but watered down unspecialized empowered populace? and if so, what's the significance of giving them the sight... maybe it was with the hope that they could be the ones to protect humanity from threats like this in the future. but could he have known that he was accidentally creating the very tool that his imprisoned siblings would one day manipulate in order to escape? hmm
(i wanted to also add in the lore nugget of there not being any seers in the imperium and what that would mean for all of this too but that would mean i gotta relisten to the imperium to brush up on the lore and besties i am not in the right mind to break down on this lovely saturday afternoon so if someone else wants to jump in and fill in those blanks for me feel free 👍)
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lilybug-02 · 2 years
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Now im not a scientist (im a chicken) but i figured from what information we got in undertale that monster souls and human souls can fuse together when either is on its last legs but the one with the most determination would be in control (chara was in control at first but azzy overpowerd them with the will to not hurt anyone). We also know that most souls(human and monster) shatter imediatly after death, so if fusion is to be done ther cant be any hesitation. Also boss monster souls persist after death longer then anything else which also makes fusion easier for humans.
Yeeeeeesss. Hahaha! ❤️ Undertale Scientific Soul Theory!
I’m going to go insanely deep into this, because I love science. And I’m a theorist nerd.
For this theory, we can think of SOULs as magic storage organs in the body. Monsters may not actually store as much magic in their souls, compared to humans, because they have to distribute it throughout their bodies to function. Due to this (along with humans just having stronger magic-ie the barrier), Human SOULs would, comparatively, be more magically condensed. This “condensed soul” can explain why it can survive outside the body without breaking. They’re buff, sturdy things that store large amounts of magic and physical mass. Boss Monsters may have the same quirk of having more of a physical composition. It is still limited, though, as their souls eventually break soon after being exposed.
Now magic itself is something I’m not even going to TRY and explain bc we don’t know what it is. But, If we treat it like a normal substance under the laws of physics and diffusion, soul fusion makes way more sense.
Diffusion is the movement of anything from a region of higher concentration to a region of lower concentration. Think of a paper towel getting wet on one side and the water distributing itself. If we treat Magic like a substance that can diffuse, a highly magical human soul would theoretically be pulled towards a monster’s less magical soul. If the human soul is damaged (like with Chara), it could more easily fuse since the soul structure is probably weakened.
THIS THEORY COULD EVEN EXPLAIN DETERMINATION!!! Human concentrations of soul magic may be toxic to monsters if not through fusion! It’s like Polar Bear livers or something- Monster bodies can’t handle that amount of concentrated magic(aka Determination) and the body tries to compensate by seeking to fuse with other matter or monsters to offset the copious amounts of magic in their system!!!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜…🤍💔
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spacedlexi · 2 years
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i just want to say thank you stray for proving you can have a piece of media in the cyberpunk genre about hope instead of futility
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hauntingblue · 3 months
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Sanji weeping about komurasaki dying ajdhsksj that is him every time a woman suffers
#sanji asking about luffy and franky going oh yeah he must be making something explode right about now#FRANKY YOU NEED TO BREAK SANJI'S LEGS BEFORE HE THINKS ANY MORE ABOUT GOING TO THE WOMENS BATHOUSE#kaido and mama used to be nakamas????? well i have a theory about katakuris father......#tama talking thru the den den mushi omg......#sunachi..... what does zoro know....#luffy keeps giving this old man food omg....#the fucking guards...... why are they dressed like leather gays alhdakhdsk.... oda what do you know#i wanna see luffy fuck people up woth his bare (not gummy) hands so bad......#talking tag#watching one piece#the comments from FOUR YEARS AGO were asking about the panedmic and when the next episode would come out.... time capsule#i am so lucky i am watching it after the pandemic stop.... i really am....#episode 929#luffy just smiling while the guards chant 'kill him' new favourite thing#you know the the batman scene where a cop says they are going to bring him in for assaulting an officer and he says why not three....#same vibes#is queen a reference for mad max???? omg NO WAY HE ISNT LOOK AT THE VISUALS AND THE MUSIC LMAO#the ending with luffy heehee ing omg...... new new favourite thing#episode 930#the intro saying 'when it gets hard. laugh' heehee i know that reference (i shouldn't)#luffy fighting with that man on his arm akdjsksjsk#sanji is not really doing this right.... this cannot be.... also mixed baths???#robin not bathing on public baths.... does it really weaken them if its not salt water too??? yes nami you should make them pay#YEAAAHHH BALL CRUSHER MIDDLE AGED WOMAN!!!!!!#i think sanji learnt about estrogen from iva and has been putting it into the food for obvious reasons but it only works on zoro and luffy#this is like sumo speed.... sumo or die#episode 931#no more luffy beating people up without his powers 😞😞
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winepresswrath · 2 years
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tazmuir refuses to have mercy on my soul. this is going to make me laugh in spiteful and delighted glee and then cry into my cups. she is a monster and must NOT be stopped.
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toxooz · 1 year
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idk if you've been asked this question before, but if angels and demons exist in the wheelbitten universe, does that mean that if jesus was the son of god, does that mean that he was some kind of ultra-powerful nephili?
(also do nephilim even exist in wheelbitten?)
uuuh i'd honestly imagine he'd be about the same in the wheel bitten universe give or take or there would be more theories on what he looked like and if he was actually a monster and what monster he would be and all the division that would cause idk same with the bible it'd pretty much be the same with maybe some pages not existing and more pages existing and whatever changes in belief that would ensue 🤷‍♀️ same goes with all the religions basically
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binch-i-might-be · 1 year
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thinking about her (my novel)
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5 hours of thesis work with a break in between to clean (and show my room to someone who might stay in it after I leave, which ugh, annoying) and then I can just dedicate myself to play breath of the wild all night long
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