Bring your sidekick to work day!
Inspired by the "What if Question was the one who saves Danny from GIW?" post that I made awhile ago.
Bring your sidekick to work day!
It was a tradition that started around the time multiple superheroes were taken on sidekicks. Everyone in the league knew why they'd bring their sidekicks to work. Their sidekicks get to socialize with peers their own age and they could properly introduce themselves to other heroes.
So it was a surprise when The Question, the league's faceless conspiracy theorist, offhandedly mentioned that he'll be bringing his sidekick to work while telling them about what new information he's found about Cadmus and another new government agency he thought they should start looking into.
The heroes found it hard to believe.
Question has a sidekick.
Surely they must have misheard.
No way that guy would want a sidekick, let alone get a sidekick.
When "Bring your sidekick to work day" arrived everybody was prepared to see the heroes and sidekicks.
Superman with Superboy
Batman and his 10+ kids
Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl
Flash and Kid Flash
The list went on
The heroes all mingle before realizing that they haven't seen Question. Maybe they did mishear the man? Or Question got his words mixed up?
That was until the computer announced the arrival of Question and a guest that was unidentified.
They all turn around to see the faceless trench coat wearing investigator followed by a tinier faceless trench coat wearing kid. The kid was practically a clone of Question, except...tinier.
"This is my sidekick. Who." Question points to the faceless kid
Flash: Who?
"That's me!" the kid says pointing to himself.
"Why don't you acquaint yourself with the others." Question tells his sidekick who just nods and goes off to introduce himself with the others kids.
Batman: I didn't take you one for having a sidekick.
Question: I could say the same for you. And the sidekick thing just kind of happened. The kid wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't let the kid get himself into any trouble.
Batman: Understandable
Meanwhile with the sidekicks.
Everybody's asking Who various questions about Question and how he met the man. They barely know anything about the guy.
Question 1: What's the deal with your name?
Who: It's a work in progress. Since my mentor's name is Question. I figured my name should be like a question.
Question 2: How do you eat?
Who: I shove food into my face
Question 3: Where's your face?
Who: Wouldn't you like to know
Question 4: Do you know about his conspiracies?
Who: Of course I know about his conspiracies! I'm one of them
Other sidekicks: What?
After some talking, the sidekicks get along with each other very well. When they reunite with their mentors the computer rings stating that John Constantine was coming along with a guest.
The heroes then all watched as a girl with white hair and green eyes wearing a trench coat and was dragging John Constantine by his sleeve. She grins and introduces herself as Dani with an "i" and that she's John's apprentice.
Dani then spots Who and they immediately do the Spider-man point at the other meme
Who (Danny): you got a trench coat mentor too?!
Dani: Where's your face?!
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Qutie Patootie
Anyway, take this babygirlification of my favorite and most underappreciated superhero of all time—The Question!! I love his Paranoid ass
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Characters I Simp/Fictional Crushes (Waves 1-4)
ENA (Series 1/Dream BBQ)
Luigi (Mario)
Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)
Kirby
Meta Knight (Kirby)
Rayman
Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Nolanverse/Audio Adventures/Fear State/Brave & The Bold/Arkhamverse/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo/Long Halloween)
Zazz (Sonic)
Zavok (Sonic)
Dr Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)
Tabi (FNF)
Hex (FNF)
MX (Mario.EXE)
Joker (The Batman Series)
Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)
Sun (FNAF)
Jafar (Aladdin)
Hades (Hercules)
Mad Hatter (BTAS)
Blitzø (Helluva Boss)
Paimon (Helluva Boss)
Claude Frollo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)
Scar (Alien Vs Predator)
Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)
Ragdoll (The Batman Series)
NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)
Vigilante (Pizza Tower)
Peppino (Pizza Tower)
SCP-049 (SCP)
Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)
Snatcher (Hat In Time)
Bender (Futurama)
Orbulon (Warioware)
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
Drakken (Kim Possible)
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Garcello (FNF)
Wally (Welcome Home)
Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)
Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)
Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)
Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)
Dabi (MHA)
Bowser (Mario)
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)
Grand Minimus (Rayman)
Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)
Lesley (DHMIS)
Dabi (MHA)
Toga Himiko (MHA)
Hawks (MHA)
Spinner (MHA)
Cofi (Chikn Nuggit)
Question (Justice League Unlimited)
Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)
Wario (Mario)
Venom (Venom Film)
Harley Quinn (MultiVersus/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series)
Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)
Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog)
Riddler (The Batman Series)
Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)
Spawn (Image Comics/Todd McFarlane's Spawn Series/Mortal Kombat)
Catwoman (The Batman Series)
Penguin (The Batman Series)
Matt (Eddsworld)
Tigger (Winnie The Pooh)
Strangled Red (Poképasta)
Ice Bear (We Bare Bears)
David Jones (Criminal Case)
Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)
Honest John (Pinocchio(1940s)
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i wish more people enjoyed and respected vic sage - and by extension renee montoya - if only because of their role as the last true enduring representations of the classic mystery man archetype that was such an important fixture of early comic lore
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Let not one of you accuse me of never doing anything for humanity at large. The world is now a better place. So hurry up and grab one before I get a DMCA takedown.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1402564691/a-questionable-pin?ref=listing_published_alert
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Batman and The Questions relationship will never fail to make me laugh. Worlds greatest detective and the weird little freak that he helps out sometimes just to be nice. The Question "let me call up my best detective buddy who I have special codenames with :3" vs bruce "why did I give this guy my number" wayne
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BEWARE THE BAT CHARACTER DROP: THE QUESTION
Voiceclaim: Major Campbell from peaky blinders
A Grizzled detective from Ireland, Gordon hires him out of desperation to catch the Scarecrow. He managed to catch an infamous serial killer named "Mad Dog Hawkins" back in London and Gordon hopes that he can not only catch scarecrow, but maybe if possible sort Gotham as a whole out. He is extremely brutal and many of the bat family consider him dangerous and out of control
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vic sage is a HUGE swiftie. he loves her music, and he does have a conspiracy board dedicated to lurics in her songs
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