#the queen's gambit incorrect quotes

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth [after losing to Benny at speed chess]: I'm outraged! I'm appalled! I'm... a little turned on.

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[quicksilvergirl28]

*playing aggressive connect four* Alex: [triumphantly slams his hands down on the table] The game is MINE, Henry! Henry: Your fly is open Alex

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[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Do you always drink this much?

Ruby: ...Sometimes I drink more.

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[criminalromantic]

Benny: I’ve lied to every girl I ever said “I love you” to. I loved them but then I met you and I realized I’ve never been in love before.

Beth: Aw. I didn’t know that.

Benny: Yeah it was eating me up inside. So I called them individually and said “I never loved you”.

Beth: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

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[ceaseless-palaver]

Beth is cool and all but Jolene is the person whose approval I’d constantly seek in our friendship

I don’t want to talk much about Jolene in the books but in the show?? Never have I so wanted to meet a character and ask if they like me

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[marmotts]

beth: I have no friends jolene, townes, matt, mike, harry, benny: ...

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[c4tb0y0]

Therapist: There is no such thing as Thomas Brodie Sangster playing a cowboy guy who loves chess

Me:

Therapist:

Therapist: So, when can I schedule our next meeting?

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[hufflepufffle]

y’all thomas brodie sangster is going to turn 31 in like a month or something and like wtf

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[hi-zuko-here0]

Katara (concussed): *reaches out and touches zuko’s hair while he’s talking*

Zuko, stops talking:

Katara: I like your hair

later (a couple days)

Katara (no longer concussed): good night, Zuko

Zuko: wait, *grabs her arm* Do you still like my hair?

is this just a queen gambit’s scene tweaked? yes. i have no shame because i thought it was cute.

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[faearies]

Matt: Are they flirting?

Mike: I think so.

Beth: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing!

Benny: We’re flirting!

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[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder Benny right now.

Jolene: There is no chess in prison.

Beth: Thank you.

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[angelofthenight]

Beth: nothing feels better than winning chess. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

Benny: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

Beth: yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends’ eyes as you take all their pieces and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

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[earths-roots-grow-up]

Watching Quenn's Gambit and now I have a new HC about how Russia and Prussia spend their time driving:

Long car ride, Russia and Prussia sit next to each other while Pru drives (always! never trust Russia to drive, ever) and the conversation goes like this:

APH Russia: Pawn to king four.

APH Prussia: Pawn to queen bishop four.

APH Russia: N to KB-3.

APH Prussia: Pawn to queen three.

APH Russia: P to Q4.

APH Prussia: Pawn takes pawn.

APH Russia: Knight takes.

On the backseat:

APH Italy: @_@ When will they stop, it's been hours! This is making me nervous!

APH Germany: Shhh, Italy, don't interrupt.

APH Italy:

APH Germany: It's getting exiting.

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[criminalromantic]

Benny: Whenever Beth gets mad at me, I tighten all the jar lids in our house so she’ll come to me for help.

*sounds of glass shattering in the distance*

Benny: It hasn’t worked yet, but I’m sure it will someday.

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[haaam-guuuurl]

Alma: *hugs Beth*

Beth: What is this?

Alma: Affection.

Beth: Disgusting.

Beth: Do it more.

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[incorrect-magnus]

Martin: I don't know why my body is so intent on sabotaging my brain, when my brain is perfectly capable of sabatogeing itself

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