#tqg incorrect quotes

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth [after losing to Benny at speed chess]: I'm outraged! I'm appalled! I'm... a little turned on.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #benny watts #beth x benny #source: will and grace

[marmotts]

beth: I have no friends jolene, townes, matt, mike, harry, benny: ...

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[faearies]

Matt: Are they flirting?

Mike: I think so.

Beth: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing!

Benny: We’re flirting!

#incorrect quotes #beth harmon #benny watts #the queen's gambit #tqg incorrect quotes

[ceaseless-palaver]

Beth is cool and all but Jolene is the person whose approval I’d constantly seek in our friendship

I don’t want to talk much about Jolene in the books but in the show?? Never have I so wanted to meet a character and ask if they like me

#the queen's gambit #Jolene #is this weird?? #Jolene DeWitt #I only got her last name from the TQG incorrect tumblr quotes page #the show couldn’t even mention her last name in passing??? #queen’s gambit #TQG #the queen’s gambit #mine.txt

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder Benny right now.

Jolene: There is no chess in prison.

Beth: Thank you.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #jolene dewitt #benny watts #source: tumblr

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth: Sometimes you make it hard to hate you.

Benny: I know, it's part of my charm.

Beth: Aaaand sometimes you make it easy.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #benny watts #source: the oc

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Benny: Ah, Harmon, started talking to yourself, I see.

Beth: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #beth harmon #source: blackadder ii

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Wexler: Why are you ignoring Beth?

Benny: I'm playing hard to get.

Wexler: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want.

#i'm back #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #hilton wexler #benny watts #beth harmon #beth x benny #source: twitter

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Benny: My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible and seeing if they can handle me.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #source: twitter

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Jolene [watching the news]: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Beth [covered in ink]: Yeah, well maybe the squid was being a dick.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #jolene dewitt #beth harmon #source: twitter

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth: Don’t wanna end the year on bad terms with someone.

Beth: So, if you have beef with me, die.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #source: twitter

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Borgov [to Beth]: Congratulations on retaining your status amongst the living for another consecutive year.

#beth's birthday extravaganza #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #vasily borgov #beth harmon #source: someecards

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth: I'm ignoring you to make a point.

Benny: The problem with that technique is that I have no idea what point you're making.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #benny watts #source: house

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Benny: I’d love to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

#the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #benny watts #source: someecards

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Beth: Ugh, I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.

#did you know that once when i started a job #i was supposed to talk to my new boss #who had interviewed me a few months prior #and he said something along the lines of #'i remeber from the interview that you're friendly' #and i wondered if he had got that himself #or if i had blatantly lied in an interview #like #i'm nice #but i don't think i'd ever describe myself as friendly #i didn't have coffee this morning send help #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #beth harmon #source: parks and rec

[tqgincorrectquotes]

Harry: I asked Beth to share her queen-sized blanket, to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

#don't you just love it when people decide to change plans because someone can't make it #only to move them to a date you said you were busy on MULTIPLE TIMES #and then say that whoever can come will come #and then you have to be a crappy friend and cancel the previous plans #like thank you so much i love knowing how valuable my time and presence are to you #the queen's gambit #the queen's gambit incorrect quotes #tqg incorrect quotes #harry beltik #beth harmon #beth x harry #(i guess?) #source: twitter