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letstalkaboutfandomsbaby · 2 years

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Sunny 🥺 what if Iwa met you somewhere lowkey like in line at a coffee shop and he was like "hey this is weird but I swear I recognize your voice from somewhere." And you just start giggling because there's only one place he could know your voice from and he turns bright red when you tell him what you do and it turns out you're his favorite audio pornstar. He's trying not to be weird about it but you're so much prettier than he could've imagined (and he did) and oh shit now you're flirting with him and he knows what you sound like when you cum but he can barely offer to buy you your coffee but somehow he ends up walking away with your number? And eventually you tell him that your wrists are tired from using toys, does he wanna come over and help you record a new audio?

It works out perfect because he's really quiet while you're recording and it ends up being your most popular piece. Until the next time you have him over to record, that is. But don't worry, he makes up for how quiet he has to be once the mic is turned off and you let him finish with you -rosie

Rosie. You put these beautiful thoughts in my head and i get a headache from all the brainrot jesus CHRIST

CW: gn reader, fluff, smut, audio porn, not beta read bc fuck that sksksk

Oh but imagine it: big strong handsome Iwaizumi who everyone assumes gets pussy left and right but really this guy is so AWKWARD. He's too shy to flirt properly and he clams up when he's around someone he likes—that's why he's resorted to jerking off to audio porn, he gets too nervous talking to ppl and hearing their lovely voices.

God, and it was hard enough just talking to a pretty thing like you but when he finds out what you do? When he realizes that you're the source of the angelic voice he's been jerking off to for months? He wishes he could just evaporate on the spot 💀 he's been cumming to your voice for so long, just hearing you giggle gets him bricked up :( he's almost mad that you're exactly his type, if you weren't everything he's ever dreamed then maybe he wouldn't be so nervous and awkward while he tries talking to you. He feeks like he's dreaming when you take the lead and start flirting with him, coming on to him and making his head spin. No way the person whose voice makes him tremble and cream is actually interested in him—

Oh but then you're taking his phone and adding your number and putting a heart by your contact name and you retrieve your coffee and leave. He has to keep checking his contacts on his phone to make sure he's not dreaming bc none of this seems real. He nervously texts you, worried he'll make a fool of himself, but surprisingly the two of you hit it off without any problems. Your conversations flow naturally and he finda himself more and more comfortable talking to you. Ofc he was attracted to your voice and looks in the beginning, but he finds himself falling for your personality, his heart fluttering each time you text.

And then you text him about your toys, how your wrists are so tired from overuse, how you could really use some help creating a new audio, and suddenly he's bolting out the door, condoms stuffed in his back pocket. He reaches your home in record time, fueled by adrenaline and desire, and his feelings only grow stronger when you open the door in just a satin robe.

When i say yall fuck like animals, im talkin nonstop, feral, putting a dent in the drywall with your headboard kinda shit sksksk. Iwa doesn't have a lot of experience under his belt, but GOD do you fuel his stamina, he just can't get enough of you. You're already louder bc you're recording your voice, but it feels like you're even more enthusiastic while he pounds into you. He's never heard your voice hitch like that or those hiccups or squeaks, that's all bc of him, of how he's making you feel, and he's eating it all up.

He's a quiet lover, but he struggles not to groan once he finally cums, electing to bite your shoulder instead, making you cry out in the most blissful way. He eventually releases you, pulling out, helping you turn off your equipment before he holds you close, sighing with content. He's high on cloud nine, he's never felt so good in his entire life, he can't let something so good leave now—

"Do you wanna go out sometime, like to a movie or dinner?" You prop yourself up and look at him.

"You mean like a date?" He blushes, suddenly nervous all over again.

"Y-Yeah, like a date..." His stomach flips when you smile.

"Yeah. I'd love to."

#ask #smut #iwaizumi #fluff #gn reader #luv u rosie mwah #rosie 🥀#☀️ asks

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134340am · 2 years

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YUUUUUNA 💗 I’m sorry I haven’t checked in with you in so long! :( But how are you? How was your first week back at school? & did you stock up on snacks?

I’m also here to tell you that I think about your Daichi & Iwa at least once a day & I fear the person I’ll become when I fully embrace the brainrot but they are just SO SO 🥰😫. Daichi cuddling with reader although there’s zero space for both of them on the loveseat reminds me of a big dog acting like a lapdog & I think that story is so stinking cute! Also something I was wondering about your Tits out for Iwa 2022 story - how would he have reacted if one of the boys ‘walked in’ on them?

I hope you have an incredible rest of your week & I’m squeeeezing you real tight so I can pepper your face with kisses 💕

nana my love, i was just thinking of hopping into your inbox earlier today (but couldn't because i had to go to class!) so your timing is super on point :*) please don't apologise!!! + thank you so much for checking in, heh <3

school has been alright so far, actually! my capstone project takes up most of my time and i don't have a lot of classes, actually, because i overloaded like crazy the past few years—if not for my year-long capstone project, i would have been able to graduate this semester >o< re: snacks, yes!!! i just stocked up, lol. i was crazy hungry last night because i didn't eat enough for dinner (i had tomato soup but it was really spicy for some reason T^T) and i only had like granola bars and plain crackers in my room... :-( so today on the way back from class i stopped by the grocery store and got chips and apple crisps!!! wheeeeee

I AM SO GLAD YOU LOVE MY DAICHI PIECE i just went to reread it because of this ask and now i'm kicking my feet n giggling.... u're so right about him being like. a big pupper too big for your lap! i'm thinking he's the kind to just slump over your body when he's tired and you have to take his weight on top of you... AND he passes out in like 2 seconds, too, so good luck getting him to wake up and get off you 😋 omg this is giving me ideas for a drabble heh

re: tits out for iwa 2022 (it's basically a health campaign at this point. health as in good for my health) HMMMM i honestly think he'd be pretty unhappy with being walked in on, i'm guessing sex (with the love of his life too!) is a really private thing for him but he just couldn't control the horndog in him that day LOL so he'd probably try to cover reader up with his big body >o< but a little part of me thinks he'd pretend to not see them and just continue until the person gets too embarrassed and has to walk off!!! idk what do you think, bb? 😋

i hope the rest of your week goes smoothly as well! and that school hasn't been too hard lately—when's the end of the semester? do you have anything you're looking forward to lately? tell me everything!!! <3

#i am likewise squimshing u back and kissing ur little face <333 #if i could i'd share all my snacks with you #give u the biggest cheesiest chip i can find #and the crunchiest apple crisp!!!!!#beloved nana #ask yuna

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anystalker707 · 6 months

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I KNOW

the moonlight cover is just so AIUHBYUS9INUZIXIBSNJIN

im pretty sure there was a shininoga iwa one too, lemme find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1op7ypCCow

i found these when i was hanging out with one of my friends and i had to stop, curl into a ball and rethink my life choices for a solid 5 minutes. Hopefully i can infect other people

-cmt :]

Dude, this one is also very cool. Downloading those to listen later. I can't help but think that Zoro would be too shy to sing openly, so it's kinda difficult picturing him singing those lmao

Love those followers that come into my asks to give me more brainrot, for real, good job, anon

#cmt.anon

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jxbsbokuto · 2 years

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hi your friendly neighborhood spiderman iwa fic is making me short circuit thank you so much the iwa brainrot is so real suddenly

hahah thank you so much!!!

i just feel like iwa fits spider-man so much, but he’d be so cool as other characters too like captain america!!!

#♪ radio calls !

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june-again · 3 years

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ever just think about how iwaizumi hajime is 5′10

#the iwa brainrot is real rn #i have passed away #elk's trash

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nishiannoya · 3 years

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hii! omg i loved ur "2d vb bf writes fanfic abt u" fic! is it possible for u to write a pt 2 for that? (only if it's not too much trouble ofc) have a nice day [or night] ( ´ ω ` )

I do not have a squeal post planned, but hopefully this shall suffice 🤍

𝗜𝗻 𝗔𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲: 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝟮𝗗 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗙 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂

18+ Only

gn!reader x haikyuu, humor, satire, masturbation

(part 1 found here)

✷ Lurker. Clears his browsing and search history after every fic binge. Absolutely no one can know of his shame. Cringes at himself for being such a simp.

ASAHI, Kenma, Yamaguchi, IWAIZUMI, Kindaichi, Yaku

✷ Gets genuinely upset when he reads something he thinks mischaracterizes you. Vague-posts about it. Stews on it for days.

Ennoshita, Yamamoto, Yahaba, SAKUSA, Oikawa, Sugawara, Semi, Ukai, Atsumu, SHIRABU

✷ Will read anything with your name in it. Does not give a fuck if it's OOC. Is willing to imagine you any type of way. The brainrot is real.

TANAKA, Makki, Koganegawa, BOKUTO, Goshiki, Terushima

✷ Reblogs with a full on meltdown in the tags. Leaves paragraph comments on AO3. Keyboard mash king. Cries when he gets the "you've already left kudos here" message.

Atsumu, SUGAWARA, Lev, Oikawa

✷ Horny but doesn't touch himself. Squirms and maybe whimpers a little bit while reading. Face contorts when he reads a particularly juicy line.

KITA, Asahi, HINATA, Kenma, OSAMU, Yaku

✷ Horny and touches himself. Maybe just palming himself through his pants. Or full on hand pumping while imagining it's you as he reads.

Sugawara, Suna, Atsumu, TERUSHIMA, Tendou, OIKAWA, Noya, Makki

✷ Has to set the mood to read fanfiction. Puts on a reading playlist. Turns down the lights. Makes himself a cup of coffee. Lights a candle. Cozy clothes.

AKAASHI, Aone, Akiteru, Kai, Osamu, Daishou

✷ Will shamelessly read fanfiction anywhere. On public transport. In class. While hanging out with friends. At the dinner table. Zero fucks given.

MAKKI, MATTSUN, Suna, Bokuto, Terushima, Tendou, Kageyama, Kunimi

✷ Complains about the fanon version of you but won't write his own content. Has only a select few authors he'll read content from.

Kyoutani, DAISHOU, Osamu, Hoshiumi, Hirugami, Yahaba

✷ Can't or won't read anything over 500 words.

KAGEYAMA, NOYA, Hinata, Hoshiumi, Ushijima, Kenma, Kunimi

✷ Sets an entire night aside to read a 60k+ multi-chapter slowburn.

Kuroo, UKAI, Asahi, Sugawara, AONE, Ennoshita, Shirabu

✷ Just freezes after he's done reading a fic. Stares at the screen while trying to process his feelings. Has to remind himself to breathe. Blinks blankly.

Tsukki, AKAASHI, Kita, Kenma, Daichi, Akiteru, Aran, Hirugami, Suna

✷ Makes audible noise if something he reads catches him by surprise and gives him any kind of strong feeling. Sometimes has to read with a hand over his mouth to keep himself quiet.

Aran, Asahi, Hinata, Yaku, LEV, Iwa, Semi, AKITERU, Komori, Kageyama, Kindaichi, Osamu

✷ Finds himself reading the reader's lines out loud. Maybe even acts out some of the scenes a little (especially angsty fight dialogue). Don't let the theatre majors know how good he is.

Akaashi, ATSUMU, Oikawa, YAMAMOTO, TANAKA, Tendou, Hoshiumi

✷ Blushes like mad. Screams into his hand. Bites fist. Makes vocalized keyboard mash sounds. Squeezes his phone to the point of shaking.

YAMAGUCHI, Kuroo, Atsumu, Goshiki, BOKUTO

✷ Can read with a completely straight face from start to finish. Maybe his brows will raise just a little bit for a second at the good parts. Otherwise anyone who saw would think he's reading some dull news article.

USHIJIMA, Daichi, TSUKKI, KUNIMI, Kita, Mattsun, Kyoutani, Ukai

✷ Sends smut to his friends. "Here, I read this porn and thought of you." He's everybody's favorite friend.

Tendou, Akaashi, MAKKI, Fukunaga, SUNA, Kuroo, Koganegawa

✷ Has actually woken up family members or roommates from screaming, choking, and wheezing with laughter at some headcanons.

Hinata, NOYA, FUTAKUCHI, Tendou, KUROO, ATSUMU, Osamu, Komori, Oikawa, Makki, Tanaka, Sugawara

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1purpleboi1 · 3 years

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Chronicles of Aoba Johsai’s Manager part 1

I FELT THE URGE TO WRITE AGAIN- so here we go with a new series!! ahhh i’m so excited mainly because i’ve been having aoba johsai brainrot :D also i’m sorry this is so long i forgot how to add a cut into my posts… hehe

pairings: aoba johsai x female!reader

The boys volleyball club at aoba johsai high school were desperate for a manager

it was very tiring having to do all the tasks a manager was supposed to do. it was easy enough to fill water bottles but taking stats? making snacks? the boys had no experience or time to do any of that.

which is why when word circled around the school into the ears of both Yahaba and Kindaichi that a new second year girl transferred into school the two of them RAN their extremely long legs over to the club room after school

here was their chance to have a manager that didn’t give a shit about oikawa because (hopefully) she didn’t know who he was.

the other members of seijou were all on board with the idea and thus a new task was created: recruiting

oikawa immediately suggested that he goes up to the prospect and seduces her into joining the club as manager however he was shut down by the ENTIRE team. they reasoned that you wouldn’t want to accept the offer if it was offered to you by someone who was still injured

he went and sulked in a corner

eventually the team decided on iwaizumi to recruit their future manager as he seemed to be the most responsible and an upperclassman

however the team failed to think of where to find the girl they were looking for and this left iwaizumi with nothing to look for besides a second year girl. a needle in a pile of other needles if you will.

by complete and utter chance you are a very smart person and are taking a corse meant for third years as a second year. this course is one that iwaizumi also signed up for and his eyes BUGGED out of his head when his teacher called you up to the front to introduce yourself

as luck would have it there was an empty seat RIGHT next to him that his teacher told you to sit at

iwaizumi couldn’t believe his luck but then he realized he was supposed to ask you, this mf beauty of a stranger, to join his club after meeting you .03 second ago

then he saw your backpack. your backpack FULL of volleyball keychains and tags from tournaments

and so after class he stopped you from leaving a stuttered out the words “you manager volleyball my club”

smooth iwa. real smooth.

you laughed it off and said that you were actually on your way to ask his club if they needed a manger

the rest of the team was waiting anxiously in the gym for iwaizumi’s arrival and the entire gym erupted into chaos when iwaizumi shows up with you behind him

ahhh ok first part done! next time i think i’ll do introductions and the first practice? so many ideas only two thumbs..

chronicles of nekoma’s manager!!

masterlist!!

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #hq #haikyuu senarios #hq headcanons #haikyuu fluff #aoba johsai x reader #aobai josahi #seijou #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa x reader #oikawa toru x reader #iwaizumi x reader

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iwas-baby · 3 years

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iwaoi x reader lives in my head 25/8 already dont make the brainrot worse pls /j

yesss

on the nights were both oikawa and iwaizumi domming you’re in for a real treat. despite a lot of popular belief, oikawa is whispering dirty, degrading things into your ear as you press your back against his chest. his hands are massaging your tits, pinching your nipples as iwa is eating you out like a starved man. iwa rolls your clit around in his tongue, poking his fingers into your hole. and after you come on his tongue, oikawa is getting a bit needy and while pound your cunt while iwa takes your ass, slapping it roughly.

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earthrealsvn · 2 years

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into the forest [i.h]

in which you and your lover, Iwaizumi Hajime, are met with some resistance to your relationship. after learning of your morganatic marriage, your father, the king, takes matters into his own hands.

category: fantasy au, horror(? it’s not really but it can be spooky ig), angst, brief fluff

w.c: 3,191

warning(s): they make out lol, brief violence

a/n: so this is definitely the longest piece i’ve written for tumblr. also no one @ me for saying i was gonna write more on break and then i didn’t but this popped in my head very recently so here this is. the Iwa brainrot is very much real right now. this is also from like two hours of sleep so it’s probably not too great but i’m proud of it either way.

his grip on your hand tightens as you duck into an alleyway. your body presses against his when he shields you from the passing guards. slowly, your eyes flit up to meet his olive-hued ones.

“are you sure about this, your highness?” he asks, breath ghosting your lips. “i don’t think you should be sacrificing your sta—”

“i’ve already made my decision, Haji,” you whisper, free hand coming to wrap around his wrist. “i don’t care about anything as long as you’re with me.”

“you’re too soft,” he huffs and leans down to briefly capture your lips with his own. you let out a sigh of appreciation and melt into his arms, reaching one hand up to play with the small hairs on the back of his neck as he pulls away. “i think they’re gone.”

a small part of you is acutely aware you should move your position to somewhere safer, but you’re craving more. while he knows it too, Hajime can’t bring himself to deny you. his lips collide with yours again and both of your arms wind around his neck. his hands gently grip your waist and he tugs you closer. your chests are pressed together as the both of you lose yourselves in the kisses. neither of you notice the approaching footsteps, nor realize the sudden gravity of the situation until someone clears their throat. you break apart to see your father standing at the front of the alleyway, arms crossed.

“father!” you gasp out and you know it’s too late. “don’t blame Ha— i mean Iwaizumi-san! i made him do this, it’s not…” you fall silent at his gaze, shrinking back into the wall. beside you, Hajime falls to one knee, head towards the ground.

before you can stop him, he begins speaking, “this is all my fault, your majesty. please, punish me in whatever way you see fit. i know i am in no place to make requests or demands, but all i will ask of you is to leave your child out of it.”

“Hajime, no!” you cry, falling to your knees and gripping at his sleeves. “don’t try to take the blame and let me—”

“please stop kneeling, your highness, your clothing will get soiled. you do not need to try to demolish anything for a lowly servant like myself.”

tears threaten to fall from your eyes and you turn to your father. the look in his eyes nearly breaks you; the love he once had for you can no longer be seen. instead, he’s glaring at you in disgust, eyes steely. you avoid the need to look away, trying to get through to him somehow, but you know that you and Hajime are doomed as something tells you no one will be leaving this situation happily.

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the ropes are tight and painful on your wrists as you’re being pushed along. you can’t see anything with a sack covering your head, but you can hear the snapping of twigs and the crunching leaves beneath the feet of you and your so-called escort. despite your claim that you know the area surrounding your castle perfectly, you have no idea where you are. a push comes from behind and you stumble with a gasp, hissing as something scrapes your leg.

finally, you stop and are once again shoved, falling over as you hear your “escort” taking off. you groan and shuffle in an attempt to sit up, but it proves difficult while your hands are bound. just as the thought of being alone in this unknown area sets in, you hear movement from nearby. you freeze and want to move away, but the most you can do is wiggle around pitifully. you briefly think of speaking, but you don’t know who — or what — it is. then you hear it, the voice of your savior.

“your highness?”

“Hajime?” the sack is taken off gently and you give your eyes a moment to adjust to the light. “oh, Hajime!”

“why are you here?” he asks, though it’s more like a demand, as he works on removing the ropes binding your wrists. “this isn’t somewhere you should be.”

you finally take a look around at your surroundings and realize that the trees look a lot… taller than they should be. the sky is barely visible and you don’t see any of the normal plants or wildlife you would typically see.

“where… where exactly are we?” you ask. Hajime doesn’t speak at first and takes your hands gently, pulling you up from the ground. he politely dusts you off and fixes your hair then cradles your face in his hands. he’s looking at you so softly that you almost forget the seriousness of the situation. almost.

“i told you you shouldn’t have gotten involved with me.” he lets your face go and turns around, rubbing his temples in stress. “you wouldn’t be in this situation if you hadn’t—”

“i knew full well the possible consequences, Hajime. don’t go pulling out this ‘if only’ shit when you and i both knew what this relationship would bring!”

“if it was just casual or dating, fine, but the marriage! good lord, Y/N, open your eyes! we’re stranded out here and it’s my fault!”

“that’s bullshit, Hajime! i asked you out first!”

“and i asked you to marry me!”

“well you don’t see me regretting it, do you?”

he whips around to face you, looking ready to yell, but a hauntingly strange deer-like call stopped him. you instinctively burrow closer to him and his arms wrap around you, ready to protect you at a moment’s notice. the eerie silence makes you look up at him and open your mouth to speak, but he presses a finger to his lips and shakes his head. you nod shakily, shoving your face into his shoulder when the calls rings through the thick air, closer than before.

one of his hands finds yours and he starts to tug you along gently, glancing over his shoulder every so often to make sure it’s still you behind him. the call still seems so close, and the uneasy fear settles in. it’s only when you glance over your shoulder that you see it staring directly at you. a gasp floats through your lips and your grip on Hajime’s hand becomes tight.

“Hajime,” you whisper harshly, “what is that?”

you bump into his chest when the thing starts to make its way towards you. it’s not easy to see through the dark shade of the tall trees, but squinting allows you to make out the shape of a deer. except a small part of you knows it’s not actually a deer. its unstable, jerking steps could pass for a fawn, but it was much too large to be one. it also only used its hind legs, the front ones dangling too far for comfort from the ground. then there was the aura the… thing had. it was so unsettling that you could feel goosebumps rising on your skin, the hairs on your neck stood up, a pit in your stomach form and you wanted to throw up.

it raises its head and lets out the damn call again, and that’s when Hajime scoops you up and books it. your hands find purchase on his shoulders as he weaves through trees, chest heaving. you can faintly see its outline, but you know it’s giving chase. how the hell did this become your reality in less than twenty four hours?

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Hajime feels like he’s been running for hours, but he knows he can’t stop or put you down yet. he refuses to let either of you go out like this, so he keeps going. his eyes are flitting around, desperately trying to find a safe place the two of you can hide in. he’s about to lose hope when he sees a small cave opening, and he hopes the creature is too big to fit as he darts in, ducking behind a stalagmite for good measure. the creature screeches out that terrible call, and Hajime only sets you down when the sound of its hooves has faded.

while he looks around to ensure the both of you are safe, he doesn’t see you sink to your knees until he turns around. “Y/N—”

“i… i think we’re… i think we’re in the Forest, Haji.”

your voice is faint, and when you look up at him, your eyes are wet and no longer sparkling brightly. instead, they’re filled with fear and agony. your chest is heaving, desperately trying to catch the breath that eludes you. and although he wants to continue your earlier conversation, Hajime knows you need him more than anything.

“my love,” he begins, kneeling in front of you and cradling your face in his hands, “we’ll be alright. nothing can hurt you while i’m here, i promise.”

“no, Hajime, you don’t get it!” you speak through the sobs that are beginning to surface, “no one survives in the Forest! we’re going to die here and it’s because—”

“because your father is a cruel man.” he cuts you off sternly. you look ready to argue, but he squishes your cheeks between his palms. “placing the blame on either of us won’t help right now. what we need to do is figure out what we need to do next.”

a hiccup wracks your body and Hajime tucks you into his chest, pressing your ear to his heart and pressing kisses to the top of your head. he holds you as you cry, rocking your bodies back and forth in hopes to help calm you. he says nothing, only providing you kisses and back rubs until your sobs have subsided. you fist his shirt in your hands and inhale his scent, trying to stop your racing mind.

“but what can we do?” you ask. “there’s no way out once you’re in, and— and there’s things like that everywhere.”

his hand cards through your hair and he sighs. “honestly… i’m not sure. but if it’s possible that there’s any way out of this, even with the slimmest of chances, we have to try.”

you look at him again with tired eyes. he knows that he’s practically making an empty promise as you’re right, nothing ever leaves the Forest, but he doesn’t want you to sit and cry here forever. he has to do something to save you.

“come on,” he speaks softly and stands up, reaching down to help you up. “let’s just start walking and see what happens, alright?”

he senses your hesitation but is glad when you nod, following him out of the cave. there’s a bit more light than before, and he wonders if it’s later in the day. once he determines the coast is clear, he starts walking, making sure you don’t trip over any protruding roots or anything of the like.

it almost seems too quiet, and he curses himself for thinking so when a noise comes from his right. he feels you press against his back and he wraps an arm around you. as soon as he looks up, however, he comes to regret it as there’s an abnormally large wolf running straight at the two of you.

“Haji—”

and then it was quiet except for a distant, eerie call from the not-deer. Hajime feels his breath quicken as he realizes the wolf has been taken down with an arrow through its skull. he immediately goes to shield your eyes, refusing to allow you to see anything. his confusion vanishes when he sees something leap from one tree to another. he narrows his eyes, trying to spot the quick moving entity. however, it quickly becomes clear that it’s impossible, so he decides on moving you away from the dead monster. once he’s sure you’re far enough, he lets you see again.

“what happened?” you ask, taking in the slightly different surroundings. “where did the wolf go?”

“it won’t bother us anymore,” Hajime replies and cards his hand through your hair. he won’t say more, though, and glances back up at the trees. he can’t see whatever it was that had killed the wolf, and he’s unsure if he should be grateful or worried. “we should keep walking.”

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“Hajime, i’m getting hungry,” you tug on his sleeve. you weren’t sure how long you’d been walking for, but your body was starting to shut down from the lack of food.

“i know, my love. i’m sure we’ll find something eventually. we need to keep moving for now.” he squeezes your hand and you whine, rubbing your stomach dramatically. he gives you a look and you pout. you’d like to think you aren’t spoiled, but you can’t help when you’re hungry.

“but eventually is too long. i need something…” you trail off, eyebrows furrowed and staring straight ahead. “who is that?”

standing in front of you is something akin to a child, and you’d think it was a human one if its ears weren’t so pointy. it stares at you, and while you don’t get the feeling of dread the not-deer gave you, you’re still on edge. your alertness heightens as it reaches for your hand, but it doesn’t seem to want to hurt you… or, at least, not yet.

you inhale deeply and place your hand in the creature’s, and it leads you along. neither you or Hajime know where you’re going, but you keep your hands firmly clasped in reassurance. as your little trio begins to walk into the darker part of the Forest, you panic, suddenly regretting your decision.

however, there’s a soft light you can see faintly, and it grows as you approach. pushing a few branches aside, you realize this little creature has brought you to its… well… colony, you suppose. there’s a fire going in the middle of the clearing, and there’s more creatures similar to the one holding your hand sitting around it.

logically, you knew it probably wasn’t best to go any further, and you’re about to give into Hajime’s tugs on your hand when you smell it. food.

“Haji, wait, they have food!” you exclaim and bounce excitedly on the balls of your feet. your lover’s eyes narrow at you and it’s not hard to recognize the look as the one he makes when he’s about to try to talk sense into someone. “oh, please, Haji, they seem harmless!”

“that’s the key word, Y/N, seem. we don’t know if they actually are or not,” he pinches the bridge of his nose. “i know you’re hungry, but that’s not an excuse to just trust them so openly.”

“well they’re the only ones who’ve tried to help us so far,” you shoot back with a huff.

“maybe that’s how they get to their prey!”

“oh, please, Hajime, live a little, come on!”

“did you seriously just—”

“hello!” a child-like voice comes from below, and you both look to see one of the creatures beaming up at you. “you’re outsiders, aren’t ya? where exactly did ya come from? ah, doesn’t matter, you seem hungry! come eat!” they grasp your wrist and together with the first, they manage to drag you and Hajime into the clearing. none of the others seem bothered by this, especially when the second creature — which you now can tell is a girl — moves them from the food. the first is a boy, and he lets go of you in favor of going to sit with his friends.

you watch as the girl tells off some of the others and shoos them away, trying to allow you space to get your food.

“um—” you start, but aren’t surprised when you’re cut off.

“help yourself! i’ll go get niisan!” she’s off before you have time to process it.

you turn to look at Hajime, and you know that although he was against this, he was clearly hungry. he meets your eyes and lets out a sigh, meaning you can eat.

the both of you eat what you can and you feel warm and content having eaten. Hajime looks the way you feel, and you curl into his side, letting both the warmth from the fire and his body lull you into a security you’re unsure you should be feeling. as your husband gently scratches your arm, you nearly fall asleep until someone coughs above you.

you both look up to see a man around your age staring down at you, and you assume this is the “niisan” the girl was talking about earlier.

“i’d like to speak to you, if you don’t mind,” he clasps his hands behind his back as he talks, and you feel a little intimidated. Hajime stands first before he pulls you up and dusts you off again. you follow behind while he gently tugs you along, and the man leads you to a small hut. “please, sit.” he gestures once everyone’s inside, and you and Hajime settle yourselves onto the cushions.

“um… this may sound rude,” you begin, “but, ah, what exactly are you?”

the man’s eyes pierce into yours and you fear you’ve upset him until he hums. “we are paidiá tour dásous, though you can just refer to us as ‘Forest children’ if that’s easier.” you nod and he sits across from you and Hajime. “my name is Daichi, and i’m the oldest, also the one who protects the younger children.”

“i’m—” you ignore the pinch Hajime gives your side “i’m Y/N, and this is Hajime.”

“hello, Y/N and Hajime. what brings you out into the Forest? humans like you don’t usually end up here.”

“ah,” your face heats up and you press your hands to your reddening cheeks. “well, you see….”

you glance at Hajime, and he’s looking at you like you should stop talking, but he’s not going to stop you. the two of you have a staring contest, neither backing down, until Daichi chuckles. “you were banished, i’m assuming.”

shyly, you nod and look at the ground, finding the grass much more interesting than looking at either of the men in the tent with you. Hajime sighs from next to you and stops your hands from picking at the dirt. “they were royalty, i was a servant. we married and their father found out. we were exiled here as a result.”

the Forest child in front of you hums again and you hear him shuffle around before he stills again. “well then, your highness, i’ll present you with the three options you have.” once you look at him he continues. “you can either stay here safely with me and the other children, you can try to make it through the Forest on your own and die, or…” he trails off.

“or?” you ask, leaning in further like he was about to divulge a very juicy secret.

“or… we take you through the forest safely and you take revenge on your family. these are your choices.”

you look at Hajime with wide eyes. his face is unreadable, but you know him too well, and you know the choice he wishes to make. now, all you have to do is make yours.

#i could make this into a series #idk tho #haikyu x reader #haikyu scenarios #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu scenarios #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi x gender neutral reader #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi angst #haikyuu angst

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kurohoely · 3 years

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target (msby 4)

👁👁 what happens if MSBY 4 got stuck in Target after closing hours haha pure brainrot (some osamei if you squint real hard)

the chaos beginsー

genre: sfw, crack

cw: cursings

wc: 1.2k

It was Atsumu's idea to get a midnight snack from Target while they were having a friendly in the states (thanks to Iwaizumi). He’s been blabbering non-stop about THE Target of America since the MSBY team got the match offer. Being the chaotic himbo duo, Bokuto and Hinata thought Tsumu was really cool for knowing shits about the US (we all know he saw only the target vine once).

Sakusa wasn’t impressed the slightest and thought it was a dumb idea and just wanted to feel the new, fresh cleaned hotel sheets asap but how could he? Especially not after seeing Hinata’s eyes, filled with the wonders of the awesomeness of the American experience.

“Cmon Omi-kun~ dya know that they don’t have antibacterial soap?”

Sakusa was SHOOK. He needs to see this with his own eyes. How can there be no such thing?

After getting direction and a few snacks recommendations from Iwaizumi, they went off to the nearest Target from their hotel. It was about a 15-minute walk there. What Iwaizumi forgot to tell them is that Target closes a bit earlier than Walmart. waaaayyy earlier. But he trusts them. They’re not THAT dumb and besides, Sakusa is following them. At least we got some brain cells in the pack. Boy how he underestimated them. The four of them entered the 3-story corner lot Target. They took the trolley and started to wander off to the food section.

They tried to find Eggo and Pop Tarts as Iwaizumi told them but then Bokuto spotted Cheetos and instantly grabbed them without a breath to spare. Hinata was wandering around the aisle and just crossing the breakfast section, his eyes widened. He tugs Bokuto’s shirt.

“Bokuto-san! THEY HAVE OREO CEREALS HERE!!!”

Bokuto gasps. And then their eyes wandered the 5 tiers of cereals stretching the aisle. Fruity Loops, Honey Oats, KRAVE!!! They thought the chips were hard but CEREALS WERE EVEN HARDER. Hinata dumps the Oreo cereal into the trolley.

“Hey guys, since Target is HUGE, wanna play hide and seek?”

Tsumu texted the group chat. A notification lighted up from the group

Omi-omi: Are you a kid?

BOKUTO: I SAW TENTS! I CALLED DIBS!!!

Tsumu: what's the point then if we know where you are? Loser gonna buy winners snacks until we go back

Tsumu tried to reel in Omi. Saving money and having Tsumu as an errand boy? Nothing sparks the fire in Sakusa’s eyes than that.

“Fine.”

He replied. By the time Tsumu began begging Omi to play, Hinata and Bokuto already off to find the spots and left Tsumu and Omi to decide which of them would be the seeker.

Omi-omi: Since it was your idea, try to find us then

Tsumu has no objections. He said exactly the clock hits 9PM, the hunt begins. What sheer dumb luck befalls on the time.

Tsumu wanders around since he has 6 minutes. He tries to find what Iwa asked.

“How tf should I know what a Tostitos looks like”.

The timer buzzed, the hunt begins. As Tsumu slides the timer off, the lamp turned off as well. He was weirded out. He thought his phone could control the lights. In awe, his brain cells connected: “shit its closing time”. He speed-dialed Osamu and screams

“SAMU I'M STUCK IN TARGET HELP ME OUT”

“How am I supposed to help. I’m in Japan ya idiot. Get out yourself.”

What Osamu forgot was that he’s Facetiming Meian on his laptop. He picked up the call and put it on speaker but Meian heard it.

“WHAT THE FUCK ATSUMU”

Meian screamed but Osamu didn't tell him about Meian to Atsumu so he hung up immediately. Tsumu was bewildered. Was that the capt voice just now? Capt with his brother? Oh God. He texted the group fast but his battery is down to 6% after the call. He cant use the flashlight or else he can't get to anyone.

Hinaaataaaa: AHDUS!/),7/‘-$;&shdjsj HMWAYBHAPPENED

Tsumu: calmed down Hinata, wru?

Hinaaataaaa: im at the fitting room.

BOKUTO: im at the tent outside the fitting room.

Now, only Omi left. Knowing him, he probably wanders around the cleaning supplies to see if the soap was true or not. Tsumu picks up Hinata and Bokuto and starts finding their way to Sakusa. “Atsumu-san, are we going to jail, or are we gonna live long enough to see jail before Iwaizum-san killed us?” Hinata questions. At this point, Tsumu feels jail is way safer than Iwa’s wrath.

Bokuto’s hair droops as he was sad the game didn't even start. And he lost the Fruit Loops cereal somewhere (poor baby). Omi didn't text back. Three of them just wanders around the cleaning aisle, hoping to spot the tall masked man. And there he was indeed.

Sakusa’s face was blank. There was no reaction when Hinata's phone flashes the phone onto him. Tsumu was getting worried if he had a phobia in the dark or something. Tsumu creeps in closer and shakes Sakusa’s shoulders.

“Hey Omi, ya okay?”.

Sakusa turns his head slowly to face Tsumu.

“I saw it. It was real''

Hinata was trembling and the lights went all over the place. Bokuto’s hair was straight again, shivering down his beefy back spine.

“Omi, what did you see...”

Bokuto asked. There's no ghost in America, right...? Sakusa’s eyes started to show confusion.

“The soap. They don't have it. How is this even possible...”

“Omi can ya read the situation a bit better next time?”

“I thought I might need new pants...” Hinata added.

“Omi, we’re stuck inside. Can you call captain? Since you’re the only one that has the sim card. Don't call Iwaizumi-san”

Sakusa shrugs and pulls out his phone, only to find 10 missed calls from Meian. Sakusa called their captain back and put it on speaker.

“Hey capt-“

“I LEFT YOU GUYS FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENED?”

Meian screams. He felt like his height is going to get shorter by day if he keeps needing to carry the chaos of the four of them.

“I’ll bring Iwa with me. Just stay near the entrance. We’ll call in and see”

They waited but before anything, they checked out the well-lit fridges to grab more food to bring back to the hotel. They searched for microwavable ones. Hinata is still scared and he was holding on to Bokuto the whole time. Bokuto pats Hinata’s back gently, trying to calm him down and there will be nothing scarier than the scariest thing he had. Kageyama’s face flashed instantly. yeah, there's nothing beating that. Sakusa’s phone vibrates again. Meian texted that the store owner is gonna come in 5. They all went back to the front door and waited.

There stood Meian and Iwa, waiting for the four dumbasses to be out of the store. They apologized to the owner and felt bad as 4 grown-ass adults got stuck inside. The owner smiled and said it's okay since they're not from around here. They hurried back along with the snacks from Target

“AAAHHH”

Tsumu screamed. Iwa turned his back and to see what's up.

“I FORGOT THE EGGOS” he screamed.

At this point, let's just say MSBY 4 became 3 whenever they went outside.

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milktyama · 3 years

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— ☕︎ HOT THINGS OIKAWA TOORU DOES

a/n: brainrotting plus stress from school so this is my comfort. i will never forgive oikawa for not being real smh.

i made an iwa version too

❥︎ slight swearing

hair sweep. this bitch does it every 5 secs and the world really expects us to not find that attarctive

smelling good. i know he probably smells like lavender or waterlily or something refreshing to smell at

when he takes his hoodie or sweatshirts off he knows that little thing about his abs showing so he 100% tries to enlongate that moment

peace signs. idk i just think he is absolutely adorable with them

after hitting a really nice serve like it was the right spot and all, he will do this little thing he just grins like "damn that was a good one" and you cannot tell me that isn't hot

backhanded compliments. but not like the means one but like the flirty ones that are so bad that it's almost an actual good compliment yk?

slightly possessively clingy. regardless of who you are

after applying lipbalm, he'll like blow a kiss or whatever 😳🙄

he'll sometimes keep a pen/marker on his ear because signatures yk and that's lowkey kinda hot ok

i feel like he would also use his hands a lot when talking because he knows people likes his hands. occasionally will wear a bunch of rings too (but not too often so when he does it's like kinda special)

show off his tan lines. they arent that bad and tanned oikawa has so much power

small body rolls when he vibes to music. he likes to move his chest and shoulders to the beat and that's really attractive

yk that thing when you lock eyes with a person by accident? yea well he keep his eyes locked and get you flustered many times because after looking away once you look back at him but see him stilll looking back at you and then he would like give you a little smile and UGHHHHH 😩💓

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu writing #hq #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #hq!!#oikawa #oikawa tooru #tooru #oikawa tooru x reader #seijoh #i am very much in love with oikawa tooru

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mymegumi · 3 years

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inspired by cass & rissie !! just a little reminder that i love you guys even if i don’t say it enough <3 tbh also these are not ordered at all, i’m jus looking at my following list 🥲

cass ↬ @aitarose :: hey stinky, i’m literally on a call with you rn and angela as i type this and you’re arguing over moblit for some reason. idk who this man is but i do know that i really adore you beyond words. you’re like another me and i like that i can be real with you and get an honest answer about what i say. you’re absolutely one of the most honest and erm.. not kind but real people and i just think it’s been a breath of fresh air being your friend.

angela ↬ @gellysticks :: hey bestie! i love you even though you have a p*ss kink and tbh i’m fine w it i guess. anyways, you’re one of the funniest people i’ve ever met and listening to you talk about tsukishima or hamilton is really funny. i love you even though you really grind my gears sometimes and i have to kill an angela dog when you won’t give me the good room :) regardless, talking to you is always a good time with you around and i love that about you.

lina ↬ @nekomabvc :: hey stinky, i am so sorry to start this on a negative note but wtf is your minecraft house 😄 that shit is WACK. anyways, lemme kiss you bc i love you and you’re absolutely one of my favorite people on this app. your humor is similar to mine and listening to you talk is so much fun. i like that we can just vibe on the call and relax without needing to talk or anything. you’re down to earth and i can’t wait to get closer hehe.

ly ↬ @kyotarou :: my little baka 😩🖐 i love you so much, and you’re so fucking funny. some of the shit you say is out of pocket but it’s funny, and also bestie PLS do not play mc all days of the hours because that was so concerning. anyways i am so invested in your selfship lore and in all of the things you tell me. i am so happy we got close and i’m always willing to be your kyoken <3

aria ↬ @hikariakaashi :: my sweet angel idk how tf you put up w all of us. we’re literally insane. i love you so much and i’m so glad that you’re around to even all of us out. lemme kith you and make sure you’re always taken care of. even if the iwa angst you just posted wrecked me for some reason. anyways, i adore you and you’re definitely the akaashi to our bo & kuroo !

rissie ↬ @levbug :: my wittwe baby. you are so out of pocket all the time and y’know what, that shit vibes w me all the time. i absolutely love you and i cannot wait to continue bugging you and accepting your out of pocket asks all the time. you’re adorable and i cannot wait to talk to you again you sweetie.

soph ↬ @sophiashortcake :: soph. my oldest mutual on tumblr so far, i absolutely adore you and i cannot wait to meet you in person. you’re a wonderful friend and i couldn’t have asked for a better person to talk abt trampstamps with, and honestly, you could do so much better than gojo or tsukishima tbh. anyways, lemme kiss you and i just. i love you so much. there aren’t words that could describe how grateful i am to have met you and to have been able to get close with you.

nova ↬ @colossalnova :: miss nova! you’re so wonderful and i am so grateful soph introduced us and we were able to vibe so well when we got shoved into the group chat together. you’re the love of my life and i wish you were closer so we could kiss and be hot gfs instead of dating our yt boyfriends. i love you and i am so always going to be the one to beta your fics or even just run sprints at fucking midnight or one am. i love you always.

lex ↬ @hajimine :: bestie, i don’t even know how we got close but i am so grateful we did. i love you sosososo much and i’m so sorry we lost communication for a bit there and honestly, i’m grateful cause i don’t wanna lose you as a friend. you’re a wonderful person with a kind soul and it’s just so lovely to know we can be friends like this. you’re amazing and just such a perfect person in all the best ways. let me kith you over the phone when i can bc i’m bad at texting sighs.

jade ↬ @iwaizoom :: my hot alt gf, i love you sososo much, you’re so amazing. thank you for being there for me at three am to just talk and listen to me be sad and telling me to not listen to sad music. i’m still surprised that helped tbh. but anyways us chem majors must stick together and i know for a fact we’s be hot gfs. i love you sososo much and thank god for us getting close cause idk wtf i’d do without you. i love you always, miss jade, and let me kiss you when you can.

erika ↬ @honeykeigo :: i love you eri 🥺 i just wanted to let you know that you’re absolutely one of the kindest souls i’ve met on here. you are constantly reaching out and making sure that i know i’m loved in the disc server and i just. i always always appreciate it. you’re beyond kind and i just wanted to let you know that i see all the work you do for others and it makes my heart melt knowing that i can consider you a friend. please know i’m always here for you and i love you so so much.

thalia ↬ @wak4tosh1 :: MY SWEET COTTAGECORE WIFE. i love you so much. tbh idek how we became friends or how we continue to be so close but i’m not mad about it. you’re wonderful and kind and always accept my brainrots. i love you so much and i appreciate the fuck out of you and letting me scream in your inbox all the time. i am always gonna be happy you’re so welcoming and it makes my heart warm thinking about you. kithes and love to you, baby, you’re amazing.

#—besties4resties !#mwah mwah this is just the first of probs many #like i am dead tired rn and i am jus soft and wanna kiss them #kisses all the ppl tagged vvvv gently

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