#the haunting himbos

[doverstardoodles]

who you callin' boy band

#it's those 3 dead guys everyone wants to hug #the little dorky corpses #the haunting himbos #jatp #julie and the phantoms fanart #jatp fanart #luke #luke patterson #reggie #reggie peters #alex #alex mercer #julie and the phantoms #julie and the himbos #julie and the fat ones #julie and the phat ones #all the names #sunset curve #fanart #doodle #art #JATP #Julie and the Phantoms

[aeoris4lovers]

the quiet tragedy of verin being the one who never quite made it out.

for most of their lives, essek was the one who was entrenched in expectations, in the politics of their den. while verin was stationed far from the heart of the dynasty, ostensibly free from the eyes of his elders, essek was sitting beside their mother in court and speaking before the queen. and it made sense, because essek had always been better at all of it — the posturing, the sweet-talking, the ladder-climbing. his brother the black sleep was still his brother the prodigy; his brother the heretic was still his brother the shadowhand.

but then, essek meets new people and they get through to him and change him and make him softer, make him better (and why them? what is it about them, that they could do what verin never could?) and he runs. he gives up the title and the status and the power and leaves it all (leaves verin) behind.

suddenly, verin is the lone newsoul of den thelyss, the one with all eyes on him, with the expectations meant for two brothers falling squarely on his shoulders and only his in the absence of their other target. he is still the youngest of his den, the one they all watch and wait to be disappointed by, but there is no one to share that burden with anymore and all at once it becomes painfully clear that distance never really was freedom.

essek has a family, then — not a den but a family, with love and trust and care and warmth and all the things essek once called verin childish for craving — and a welcoming home to go to with someone who loves him waiting there and a garden in the front yard, and verin is left still fighting demons under the banner of a god (of a family, of a home) he only half-believes in.

and maybe they see each other more often then. maybe bazzoxan is remote enough that it’s safe for essek to visit in disguise. maybe essek’s friends come too and are kind enough to offer a taste of what essek has now and verin can almost believe it’s his too. maybe essek doesn’t even fight it anymore when verin insists on hugging him. but how much can that really fix? how much can it really change?

an unloved man leaves no one behind when he finally makes a better life for himself, but essek was never an unloved man. not really.

#listen i have a lot of feelings about verin #hes the kindhearted himbo of the family yes but he also is A Thelyss and weve seen the baggage that comes with #i think on the surface hed be thrilled for essek and love the nein #but it definitely wouldnt be an easy thing to stomach #i imagine its like the feeling of your sibling going to college and leaving you with your shitty parents but like. times a hundred #like ‘im so happy for you but i want to be happy for myself too and you getting out mightve just locked me in so where do we go from here’ #fuck man sibling relationships are so messy im going feral #we never even get to SEE verin but he haunts the entirety of essek’s arc and im incapable of being normal about it #cr meta #verin thelyss #essek thelyss #the thelyss brothers #den thelyss #the mighty nein #c2 #critical role #critical role meta

[bombshellsandbluebells]

did the team ever learn what the Diamond Dogs were? or did they just hear barking and howling coming from the coaches’ office periodically and decide “none of my fucking business”

#bc there's no way they didn't hear #ted lasso questions that haunt me #ted lasso #diamond dogs #richmond himbos

[xariarte]

release himbodoslut 😾😾 ....

Now Ted.............you know you should be careful about what you wish for. 😭😭😭

But I'll do it for you because you're one of my favourite mutuals. 💖

Cursed under the cut, I'm warning you all, click at your own discretion...

I don't have justifications for this.

I guess I have an explanation but...um...it got really crowded in the himbo section, and...Jalen is definitely a himbo with slutty energy...........but Brooks...................................

.........those on court theatrics............and the no shirt outfits………..he screams attention deprived…………the unhinged quotes..........the strange smirking…………….why must he attract the fights………does he need them…......................

I'm so sorry for this. I truly am. 😭😭😭😭😭

#this is................a very dark day on the blog ngl #cursed chart.............why did i make you................ #i have no regrets on the dork end or the himbo end btw #it's the slutty end that really haunts me 😭😭😭 #every time i moved him out of that section it felt wrong...........so here we are with this HELLSPAWN #and yes you can come at me in the notes for this one #ted i hope you are happy with this....or at least your curiosity is satisfied...somehow... #ask

[lilscottishlesbian]

I play Vandead Carnival again (Country boy I love you edition)

#I’ve joined Team Yuma #he’s doing his best #diabolik lovers #haunted dark bridal #laito sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #shitpost #shu sakamaki #yui komori #subaru sakamaki #diahell #reiji sakamaki #himbo #yuma mukami

[amethystsoda]

Same Energy

#these two poses haunt me #himbos #jjba #just howl things #howl's moving castle #battle tendency #joseph joestar #howl pendragon #same energy

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Trish x Reader

I still have a bunch of other dmc fanfics I haven't posted here like ones for Halloween and Christmas (featuring Nico using gunpowder in a ginger bread house contest and one where Dante is Santa in the parade while Vergil hurls sharpened candy canes at him) but it feels weird uploading them out of season so I'll only do it if anyone is actually interested.

Anyway here's Night of the Living Pizza

Tonight was just going to be you and Trish. She was always so busy and now she finally had a night off. You were fooling around and your stomach started to grumble. How unsexy. "I think I'm goìng to go get some pizza..." you said as you trailed off. You found some leftover pizza slices on Dantes counter and you noticed how cold they were but this was okay since you could just reheat them. You opened the microwave door and set the pizza inside. You went to set the timer but you noticed it was shut off."

Damn it!" you yelled as you slammed your hand on top of the machine. Trish came over and put her arms around you. "What's wrong?" she asked. You pointed at the microwave. "I can't get this stupid thing to work because Dante doesn't bother to pay his electricity bill!". Trish lifted your chin up and looked into your eyes. "Shouldn't be a problem for me. Let me try something". Trish waved her palm in the air while chanting "Bibbity bobbity fucking boo"  and summoned electricity that gathered at the tip of her fingers. She then shot out a bolt and zapped the microwave.

There was a puff of smoke that soon disappeared to reveal a badly damaged machine that was charred beyond belief. "I think it's cooked now at least..." Trish said sheepishly. As you were starting to calm down you heard banging coming from inside the microwave. "Trish... what did you DO!?" you shouted and to your horror, the door flung open. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" you screamed. Suddenly the pizza was not only alive but aggressive. Just as Trish was about to shoot it, the pizza slung itself like a throwing star and sliced her head clean off. Since Trish was a demon though it would just grow back like a hydra. She groaned and said "talk about my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack! I'm going to kill that thing!".

As Trish began to chase the pizza, Dante had just arrived back home. He took one look at what was going on and went "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?". You informed him of what was happening and soon he was caught up to speed. He stroked his chin hair and said "I think I know why this is happening. You guys know you're not supposed to feed pizza after midnight right?". You slapped your forehead and sighed. "That's from Gremlins Dante GOD DAMN IT!!!" Dante looked surprised and then said "Oh yeah, that name sounds familiar. I think I was drunk when I watched it. Anyway this is probably the work of a demon then." You stared at Dante in disbelief and said "You can't be serious can you?".

"I'm completely serious. And know I have to go stop Trish." You were even more confused now. "Shouldn't you be killing it Dante?". He turned to you and said "Maybe I can reason with it. No one should ever be forced to harm innocent pizza.". A single tear was shed. "Devils do cry I guess." you said and you knew better than to get between Dante and the love of his life (pizza). Just as Dante went to locate Trish a "THAT'S AMORE!" Could be heard within the building. Dante ran as fast a he could but it was too late. The pizza was now deasceasd. R.I.P. (rest in pepperoni).

Dante then cradled the slice and sobbed. "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" he cried out. You took some left over pizza boxes, scissors and glue and returned with a homemade coffin. "It's what he would have wanted." you say. You go outside and start digging. Soon the pizza is burried and you're all embraced in a group hug while Dante is drunk off his ass as he sings kumbaya. At this point Vergil returns home, assesses the situation and then turns to walk away.

#crack fic #Dmc #trish x reader #devil may cry #devil may cry x reader #Halloween special kind of I guess #dante sparda #trish dmc #dante #Haunted pizza #himbo dante #shitpost

[robbed-ghost]

Have you ever drawn Brady Wayne in all his himbo glory?

Not in his himboness (yet!) but you def inspired me to crank out one of him being oblivious to Bruce’s internal crises

This man realizes how old he is and he’s realizing how much he feels it. Meanwhile Brad is having the time of his life

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #brad wayne #fanart #art #heavily inspired by Dan mora’s version of Bruce #I had a minute of crisis myself knowing how much he looked like dick for a sec #but realized I should just give them more matching features #and also Brad’s hair should stick up and lay down like Damian’s and Bruce’s #so I made it as if he just woke up 👍 #I was gonna draw the rest of them looking at him from a doorway like the Scooby gang being haunted #but I am lazy. the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak #brad wayne is if brucie wayne was an actual full personality instead of a facade #and I think that’s wonderful #I should draw him in his himbo glory at some point #art bookmark for myself so I draw himbo at some point #pLEASE ignore Bruce’s proportions literally don’t look at him other than the face #love him but oh god

[dianaburnwood]

Absolution was peak storytelling 

#lmao #pussy so good it haunts the narrative is LITERALLY the game #hitman absolution #im not being serious the story had faults #but our man was at peak himbo

[linddzz]

Everyone Else Apparently: ummm did they imply that Ariel enspelled Eric with a siren song?? WTF???

Me:

#the little mermaid #you may think this human loving weeb accidentally(?) enchanting a dude when she sang to save his life is a fucked up thing to imply #but im different sorry #'erics song is boring' #sure but also him being a deranged beautiful himbo singing about being haunted while Ariels song drifts with the sound of crashing waves? #is when i went OK. OK IM. INTO THIS. YOU GOT ME. #thats just good mermaid shit is what that is #it just makes me wish they had her more obviously otherworldly when she gets her voice back

[orchestrated-haunting]

Every time I see what they did to Fionn Mac Cumhail in Fate, I get sad because mans just really loved his good buddy, who definitely wasn't anything else... totally. Like in the few Celtic myths we have he's just a sweet guy and he completely forgave Diarmuid because he knew it wasn't his fault and he never really got over his death.

#haunting screams into the void with no real reason #he really got done so fucking dirty #also fionn gives gender-nonconforming vibes and i think if he lived now he'd be a himbo #fgo fionn #orchestrated reblogs

[elitehoe]

Kenny omegas pussy haunts me too ngl. Need him in ways the Greeks could only dream about. Need him making sounds-

Well babe we taking turns with him cause I personally need to make a home inside that mans pussy walls

#starting a cult for the victims of kenny omega's haunting pussy #himbos-hotline #asked

[aninsomaniac]

the nathan scott vibes of wally is sending me straight back to my oth days

#dark hair haired himbo jock in blue and white #boy is haunting me with that look #school spirits #one tree hill #oth

[wicked-jade]

@allvalley100 For the Ghosts prompt. I came up with this idea for last year’s CKHalloween event, but never had time to write it. Sort of CK meets the Murder House season of American Horror Story.

“Mr. LaRusso, there’s one more thing I’m legally required to disclose.”

“Hmm?” Daniel dragged his eyes away from the chandelier that hung in the grand foyer and turned to face his real estate agent. For someone who was poised to make a big sale, she looked oddly grim. “What’s that, Sandy?”

She bit her lip. “Under California law, I must disclose any deaths that occurred on the property within the last three years.”

“Someone died here?” Daniel asked, alarmed.

“Many someone’s, in fact. The Weinberg estate has a long and haunted history, dating back to its original owner, Sid Weinberg.”

#allvalley100 #daniel buys a murder house #that just so happens to be haunted by a certain himbo #will I continue this? #maaaaybe #if I find the time #daniel larusso #cobra kai #drabbles are like gremlins

[lilscottishlesbian]

The fact that these fucking idiots share the same English VA brings me so much happiness it’s not even funny anymore

#same mf different fonts #himbos #diabolik lovers #haunted dark bridal #ayato sakamaki #ghost stories #shitpost #diahell

[imthefailedartist]

We Have a Ghost and Everything Else (2023)

We have lost the plot. We Have a Ghost (2023) is 2 hours and 7 minutes long. Why? For what?

I thought this was going to be a fun little 90-minute ghost antics romp with a murder mystery "twist." No, instead, it's the most movie movie ever.

It has all the movie tropes. A talented shy new kid in town who doesn't get along with his dad, who may or may not be a scammer/conman. The himbo big brother. The put upon mom. The cute quirky neighbor. The evil government and the betrayed agent. The phony medium. Police chases, ghost antics, fame seeking. Etc. Etc.

This movie needed to cut out 15 of those ideas and stick to three. The lack of focus leads to so many pointless storylines. The main one being the government ghost hunters. Why is that in this movie? What did it add to the plot? I thought Tig Notaro was going to be the daughter, alas she was not. Why did this need the fame plot that went nowhere and did nothing. You'd think it was to get Ernest's daughter introduced and start the murder mystery plot but nope. Why did I need to be subject to his love of music? After he meets the ghost, it's never mentioned again.

This could've been a fun dark murder mystery comedy. A shy kid finds a ghost in his attic. They become friends and do ghost highjinks together. He helps mend his relationship with his dad. And get the girl next door. All the while solving the mystery of Ernest's death, leading him to cross over. No weird government, dad is a scammer(???) and fame hungry plotlines needed.

Their is some really good stuff in here. When this movie went full dark, I was tuned in. It was unexpected and frightening. It needs more of that and a lot less of everything else.

#we have a ghost #netflix #david harbour #anthony mackie #tig notaro #haunted house #jahi di'allo winston #faith ford #niles fitch #himbo #ghost hunting