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daechwitatamic · 6 months
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i took a sick day today and i would really like to spend it writing so pls send me the good vibes and stuff that the "time to write" lines up with the "motivation to write"!!!!
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28ratsinatrenchcoat · 5 months
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I love the DMV so much, I’m trying to get my learners permit right now and I’m studying for the test, and all of the practice questions are like “Should you kill pedestrians? Yes or no?” It’s so funny “Does driving require your full attention?” Of course it fucking does, why are these even questions???
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gallium-spoon · 1 year
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I have to go to the DMV today 😞
Hatred.
Anguish.
Despair.
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codewitch · 9 months
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The DMV is a PVP zone. Nobody wants to be there. Everyone is confused and no one knows where to go or what to do. The employees are mad at always having to answer the same questions. The civilians are mad because someone told them to go to place A but the person at place A told them they’re in the wrong place and also they’ve been there two hours.
The entire state’s computer system for issuing drivers licenses goes down for four hours. After standing around waiting for two and a half hours someone told you can come back on Tuesday or later that day. Twitter says the system is back up. You come back. The person at the front says you can’t come back you need to wait til Tuesday.
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istandonsnowpiles · 1 year
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DC, Airport, Arlington
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unimatrix-420 · 2 years
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The DMV in an ASMR video: Don't mind me and my soft, meditative voice, just realize you're a person with feelings and I would also be extremely happy to help you. Why don't you take a nap while I type your info in?
The DMV in real life: Go fuck yourself, here's your damn license you goofy jackass
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skrimshaw · 2 years
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Literally enter the dmv tepidly hopeful and leave the most humiliated traumatized beaten down man
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What show would you go to if you could?
D.C
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ca-dmv-bot · 1 month
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Customer: A'S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE "A" NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED
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mcbrewsblogging · 2 months
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(The DMV)
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cANADA/THE MONEY PIT! tHE LESEDI CAVE IN SOUTH AFRICA! THE SITE OF THEANTIKYTHERA MEChANISM DIVE OFF THE GREEK COAST
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tibby-art · 1 month
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your call is important to us
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smitsmcbrew · 9 months
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(The DMV)
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wooshofficial · 9 months
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Today the DMV made me so angry I did adult responsibilities out of spite. Like I scheduled the test I’ve been putting off for WEEKS because the DMV website was being awful and then figured out how to get to said appointment and then I walked away from my computer in a huff and made food.
If the DMV is good at anything it’s making people so upset that they do everything other than work with it
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its-all-down-hill · 10 months
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risibledeer · 1 month
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boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?
(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)
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