#the 'pun' was accidental

[laroserie]

Hello dol community, let's me propose you an small headcanon – Whitney has a small dick. He just do, he's a big bad mean bully, he got such an enormous ego and I can't help but think he must be compensating for something else ... his dick, for example.

#disclaimer but i do not know that much about Whitney - but that's just my take ... on his dick :) #the 'pun' was accidental #dol #dol whitney #degrees of lewdity #degrees of lewdity whitney #oh my ... is that an love potion ? #<- not exactly suggestive but heh it make do

[horror-aesthete]

Van Helsing, 2004, dir. Stephen Sommers

#Van Helsing #horror aesthetic #Horror Movies #one hell of a meet-cute #if this film werent made in the cowards year #of 2004 #this film would have had a triplet gag (gag pun) #where hugh jackman's VH also accidentally neede up in face first in dracula's lap #god that's a sentance #and then again in.... im gonna go w carl's #or maybe anna's slutty brother

[potato-cat-chips]

Ladies and gentlemen… ✨ Catto Kid ✨

And a very smol and very angry:

✨ Meowtantei Conyan ✨

(For reference he is about the size of a smaller-than-average potato)

#Catto Kid #Meowtantei Conyan #did kaito get cursed by akako #did haibara accidentally put cat hair in the pill #or is the artist just bad at drawing humans? #we will never know #potato cats #potato cat art #my art #art #original art #fanart #detective conan #meitantei conan #kaito kid #conan edogawa #magic kaito #detco #dcmk #kuroba kaito #I am both proud and disappointed in myself at these puns

[entryn17]

has anyone here heard of this underground game called undertale ?

#undertale #frisk #sans #i just realized i accidentally made a pun #afonyart

[bluismie]

Super Giant writers I was not familiar with your game

#accidentally made a pun 👁👁 #if i had a nickel that a game mc diverted my expectation on being a try hard edgelod only to be the goodest boy i’d have 2 nickles #the other one is noctis ofc #hades game #zagreus #sketch #fanart #myart #drawing #procreate #art

[naffeclipse]

Instead of a raging insomniac, what about Sun and Moon handling a Y/N who is a furious narcoleptic? It would involve Sun coaxing Y/N to stay awake because yikes, even Moon agrees that it's a problem to sit down for one second at the security desk and immediately slump over into a dead sleep.

#there's a lot of fics where reader is insomniac and trust me i dig that for the good moon content #but imagine sun coming up with activities and healthy foods to eat to help you stay alert and away from accidentally falling asleep again #but learning that it's a bit more serious than just keeping you active--also sun chatting away your drowsiness lol #it would be his time to shine! pun intended #sun #sun x reader #moon #moon x reader #also might be a bit about Y/N coming to terms with their disorder #they've got a very intense sanguine attitude that borders on denial about their narcolepsy because they just HAVE to remain cheerful #so Sun stages an intervention

[halfa-failure]

Oh old dp half zombie au from a month ago I think

Theres this other story like after Danny got bitten he went insane for like 3 months straight until he regained consciousness, just to see a barren, bloody, settlement infront of him.

“Why does my mouth taste like roadkill”

*proceeds to see the empty settlement*

“Oh shit”

Since it’s basically a zombie apocalypse, there would be more zombies than humans which freaked Danny out, which Maddie and Jack are now zombie hunters i guess, making basic yet enhanced weapons against the dead to make them STAY dead. So like he freaks out even more since it’s more of a no one knows au because Sam and tucker fled the scene when he got bit (if they were there of course).

I’m not really good at writing tbh but I hope this is somewhat understandable? Feel free to ask or add anything!

#danny phantom #digital art #art #danny fenton #dp #danny phantom au #zombie apocalypse #zombie #screaming crying throwing up #cackling #old au thing I made back then #I undead all of my work after deleting ibis paint for the first time #hey a zombie pun #but I accidentally deleted ibis paint and cried myself to sleep soo #ASK QUESTIONSSSS OR ADD STUFF DONT BE SHY

[flareboi]

You should doodle your hazard he’s a cutie pie

bwaaaa. i love them

as an extra treat here’s my personal notes that i reference when i draw them

personality wise i think they’re like. a himbo that just so happens to work for an evil guy and thus does evil things. generally nice to everyone that isn’t their direct enemy (you BETTER practice proper OSHA protocol in his presence though). very blunt and very honest. they can’t speak verbally (communicate via ASL) and even then he just doesn’t say much. likes to observe conversations.

#theyre not HoH but their crew does sign while speaking in their presence as like a practice-memorizing thing #since all 3 are fairly new to it #my art #art req #ask box #ava #ava hazard #ava sign #wait injust realized. Sign #accidental pun … #bro really IS speaking sign language

[strangelittlestories]

The Witch Queen - she of the Endless Night Shift, our lady of instant coffee, the keeper of the Book of Hastily Written IOUs - knew the end was nigh.

There were various clues and omens that had led her to this conclusion:

The neon lights of her favourite late-night chicken shop had started blinking at her in morse code.

The advertising screens at bus stops had started showing her an endless parade of life insurance offers.

And she had begun to see the pattern of her own skeleton in the river, drawn out in bones of the long-abandoned shopping trolleys that emerged at low tide.

But out of all of the signs, it was the fact that someone or something had set her squat on fire that really clinched it.

Worse still - none of her wards had been triggered, which meant that whatever had done this was some combination of exceptionally powerful, terrifyingly well prepared, or lucky to the point of being *fated*.

Thus, when the firefighters finally reached her, she knew that it was already too late. She knew, too, that any countercharms, dispellings, or general magical wrigglings that she attempted would only put her would-be rescuers in danger from her killer’s inevitable redundancies.

So she simply smiled weakly as she was carried from the wreck of charred drywall, melted optimism and grubby failed anarchism (it was a squat, after all) and drew wobbly runes of blessing on the firefighters’ uniforms in ash.

And when they placed an oxygen mask over her face, she breathed out instead of in and whispered a spell with the last crisped croak of her voice to trap in place her last breath.

---

When they pulled *me* out of the fire, meanwhile, I lay there flopped like an upended plate of overcooked noodles until the firefighter gently placed the oxygen mask around my mouth and I slowly returned to reality.

I say ‘slowly’ here, not because it was taking me a while to recover from the smoke inhalation (although that was true too). No, I say ‘slowly returned to reality’ because on my first gasp pulled from the tank - the same tank into which the Witch Queen had stitched her last breath - *reality* was for sure not my first destination.

I experienced, at once, the birth and death of the planet. I felt my bones form out of stone and timber as the first cities rose. I was carried to oblivion as I tasted the first mildly toxic mushroom that someone ate *on purpose*. I heard the creak of bones of thousands of years of soul-calcifying labour; unrecognised, unthanked, utterly expected.

And I knew with all certainty that I had just become this city’s new Witch Prince/Princess.

Let me tell you: it was weird as hell, but after the agony of cinders and smoke ripping through my lungs? It was a real breath of fresh heir.

#writing #microfiction #short story #flash fiction #feghoot #puns #urban witches though #i started with a stupid pun and accidentally came up with another urban fantasy idea

[aylaaescar]

Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again

Ayla Aescar ( @shepherds-of-haven ) and my own MC/Brightburner, Tysinno Maratis, as drawn by the wonderful and incredibly talented @serahlink. :') OTP of OTPs at the moment, I could talk about them for days if given half a chance and I'm not afraid to do it

if you're looking for an artist to commission, I can't recommend Link enough! he's amazingly talented and a delight to work with, and the money goes to the worthwhile cause of keeping his family afloat 🖤💕🖤

#Shepherds of Haven #SHOH #Ayla Aescar #SHOH tag #OTP: Windswept #ch: Ayla Aescar #OC: Tysinno Maratis #featuring lyrics from The Cure's ''Lovesong'' bc 1) that song slaps 2) Tysinno's call sign Cure is bc I love the band lol #tfw you accidentally use a music pun/reference in your first three SHOH characters w their call signs or undercover names #and then when you realize it you're like "oh oops now I gotta commit or it'll bother me''

[pillowspace]

Sun beamed...........

#writing chapter 3 and didn't notice the accidental pun until way later #a dime a dozen

[theshadowrealmitself]

I actually love Vulcans’ self control and I love it when they’re portrayed as very purposely composed and level headed, like there’s just something about them appearing emotionless because they put in so much effort and discipline into it

But I do love jokes about the small things getting to them, like they’re perfectly in control of themselves after getting hit with some weird pollen while everyone else is affected but then later on you do a stupid lil pun and they have to walk away quickly so they don’t show any emotion

#I do ‘you’ because it’s how I write #but recently someone used one of my prompts to do one of those Vulcan x read*r posts #(censored so people actually trying to find that type of posts aren’t accidentally seeing this post instead) #and after that I’ve been aware of how my posts can kinda feed that kind of demographic #I also have to remember to reblog that post!!! #I’m so happy someone got inspired by one of my posts #I just want to read it first to make sure there’s no warnings I need to tag for just in case #having a hard time tho because I really don’t read 1st person pov y’know? #but I’m still so happy that person liked my post enough to use it for their writing!!!! #I also have to remember to look at their pronouns #Vulcans #Star Trek #do I tag humans? are humans the only one with puns?

[bloo-the-dragon]

I just saw the ask of blood moon, giving off vampire energy, and as a miitopia player, I raise you a complete different job vibe.

Blood moon gives off airhead/energetic, imp energy.

This one gets it

#questions and answers #atherflame-theconcubus #i keep saying they are a just a silly guy and i mean it JHDKFG #their entire origin happened because of an accidental pun/typo with my name nearly a year ago #they have absolutely no connection to the sun and moon show whatsoever #they are a softie who can also still be scary at times #but they arnt murderous by nature #they're a jester #and a fae one at that #bloodmoon

[chaoticace2005]

Someone help me on my pill bottle I just read “before” as “BEEF OR.” And I was just like “??? WHAT DOES BEEF HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?”

#shitpost #I don’t even know #I need sleep #pun #accidental pun #apparently no sleep turns me into a dad

[californiastatelibrary]

This month @usnatarchives #hashtagparty is #ArchivesWomenInSTEM (forgive us for putting the hashtags in the text, Tumblr friends) — so we thought we'd highlight the brilliant sister of astronomer Tycho Brahe, Sophia Brahe. She was a horticulturist fluent in astronomy, medicine and chemistry and she often worked with her scientist brother.

#ArchivesWomenInSTEM #Women In STEM #STEMblr #Womens History Month #horticulture #astronomy #medicine #chemistry #archives #libraries #womens history #accidentally typed 'whomens' and honestly I want to use that as a pun somehow now

[spacebubblehomebase]

I just noticed, in your HHStargazers AU no one has pupils - except for Alastor and, if she's canon, Carmilla. Does that mean slit pupils are a sign of a demon in disguise?

Good eye! 👈👈👀 (Pun unintended.) Though I don't really plan for this trait to be repeatedly shared amongst the disguised demons. Mostly to not limit my designs to an obvious tell. But the slit pupils were indeed intentional flaws I added in for those two in particular. Because according to MY headcanon, both angels and demons are beings beyond human comprehension. Thus, it's only to be expected that even when they TRY to fit in, they'll be unable to keep EVERY aspect of their uncanny nature concealed. At best, they're imperfect imitations of what "normal" should be. It just so happens that in my AU, angels have a much easier time concealing most of their little quirks and oddities away than the sinners for my own reasons and as for WHY no one ever grew suspicious of the eye thing, it's because Charlie's curiosity could be easily curved. While for Lucius to point this out, he'll have to admit that he's been staring at Alastor's eyes a lot whenever he gets close enough to drown in the depths of his gaze and- EHEM!!! Which he's NEVER done, mind you! AhahaHAH- What slit pupils??? Never noticed those before. Nuh-uh. NO siree. NOPE! Lucius is normally so, SO normal about Alastors VERY much normal eyes in a TOTALLY normal amount of normal. A-ANYWAAAYS!!! Lucius would also be a hypocrite if he was bothered by them considering his own occupation and the people he's usually surrounded by (yet to be revealed). As for the other humans, Alastor doesn't care enough about their opinions for it to be a threat to him and people often just avoid the guy unnerving them with his creepy ass stare. So it's all good! Hope you like these bonus fun facts! 'Cause I have a feeling I left you with just as much questions as answers, but that's the fun of an ongoing story, yeah? Stay tuned~! 😉✨️ -Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #HHStargazersAU #hazbin alastor #human au #sort of #chaggie #radioapple #appleradio #Asks #thanks for asking! #doodle #gave ya'll some lore crumbs and headcanons while ya'll wait #hope it's worth it #world building #lore #word vomit #hazbin hotel #dad jokes #because I'm lame #sorry for being such a nerd #info dump #hope that wasn't too overwhelmingly boring #ramble #god I share too much #ahh but I have too many ideas #if I had a nickle for everytime I accidentally think of an eye pun and use it on a radioapple post #I'd have two nickles #which isn't much #but its weird that it happened twice #bare with me people I am cringe