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janmisali · 1 year

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Number Tournament: PI vs FORTY-TWO

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pi

seed: 19 (30 nominations)

previous opponent: the fine-structure constant

class: irrational number

definition: despite claims people often make about it, not known to be "normal" (that is, containing every possible sequence of digits). as far as we know, it could run out of fives at some point.

42 (forty-two)

seed: 14 (38 nominations)

previous opponent: googolplex

class: cultural

definition: is the story about "the point" of it as The Answer being that it's the ASCII codepoint for an asterisk actually true. like yeah codepoint (decimal) 42 in ASCII is an asterisk, but is that intentional or is that just a popular fan theory that people keep repeating as fact. I was under the impression that it was just a funny sounding number

#number tournament #polls #math #mathblr #pi #forty-two #42 #hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #fun idea btw can everyone in the notes roleplay like this is the final round #like this number tournament has been popular among people with Really Basic taste in numbers #and this is the championship round from that #that would be pretty funny I think #jan misali

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pegging-satan · 2 years

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The most popular batman x reader fic on ao3, which was abandoned for several months finally gets an update, the notes read

Hey guys Sorry it took me so long to update I was in the mental hospital for murdering some corrupt politicians and flooding Gotham, I got to actually meet batman but he did not like me so here’s a hurt/comfort with angst

#lol #that would be pretty funny I think #the batman #the riddler #edward nashton #.txt #dc

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unorthodoxdeity · 2 years

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SHADOW BENDING

Okay so I know I have requests I need to fulfill but finals are a bitch and inspiration randomly struck for a new au idea so HERE WE GO

Shadow bending is a way to utilize the bond between demons and humans for the benefit of both parties.

Shadow bending gets its name from the black mist that can swarm around the human. It can look a lot like if someone were waterbending the black essence that surrounded Sebastian in his demon form. This is for the most part something that appears when shadowbending is used for show, which was the original intent of the process. Other times, if they want to be discreet, it could look like a human somehow doing things only a demon could do.

Shadow bending can be used in anything from combat to traditional dance. Both the demon and human give full control to one another. The demon gains the feeling of stability it never could have gotten alone and can tap into the human soul and the human gains access to that demon's power. If used correctly a duo in this state could do extreme damage.

Demons are mostly energetic creatures, in their purest states these things are balls of energy that just exist at certain frequencies. This allows them to do things like possess humans or flicker lights or fuck with the radio or what have you. This gives them the potential to be extremely malleable if they allow it.

The human will be in a trance like state and the demon will possess the human while giving the human partial control over the body and mind. They have to be in total agreement about their actions, making shadowbending one of the most difficult things to pull off.

The important thing is that neither side can try to take advantage of or fully control the other. If one side does try to overpower the other then more than likely the human will die or the demon will merge into the human soul creating a horror beyond our comprehension that exists in a perpetual state of limbo.

If shadowbending is pulled off successfully, meaning both parties are able to exit the state unharmed, they will feel a connection like they never had before. Having been able to feel each other's minds they'll be able to feel more empathy towards one another which can be a particular boon to any human dealing with a demon.

Most "shadowbending" is a cheap ploy offered up by demons to fuck with humans or to take their bodies. Actual shadowbending is done by masters of their crafts interacting with older demons that know of the benefits and find fucking with humans boring because of how much they've done it. It's planned out in advance and usually has a very clear goal in mind that benefits both parties.

#back on my bullshit #I'll probably explain this more clearly when im not in a haze but this is all for now #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #ciel phamtonhive #concept #I will explain how ciel and sebastian tie into this later #dont you worry #claude would probably also offer up shadowbending to alois and just absorb him #that would be pretty funny I think

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 17 days

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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0oxxo · 1 month

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I'm still alive !

Just another peaceful day

#transformers #transformers idw #digital art #transformers prime #knockout #phama #wouldn't it be funny if pharma hated Speedsters cus ratchet left him for one ?#I think he and starscream would get along pretty well

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queenofthequillandink · 6 months

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Steph's new roommate's little brother was absolutely a meta.

The two of them weren't really trying particularly hard to hide it, but they weren't mentioning it either, so Steph just... followed their lead. Especially because Jazz, while a little neurotic, was a pretty good roommate and new some truly innovative things to make in the microwave with whatever was in their dorm fridge.

But anyway, back to the meta thing. Steph could totally back it up.

Jazz was from the Midwest somewhere, one of the "I" states. (Indiana? Illinois? Iowa? Steph could never keep them straight.) From the way Jazz talked about her parents and the things she said to Danny, Steph could tell that the Fentons still lived there and Danny with them. Yet at least four nights out of seven, without fail, Steph would come home from a long night studying or vigilante-ing to find Danny in their dorm room, usually passed out on the futon. As though Gotham wasn't halfway across the country from Indiana or Illinois or Iowa.

"Our parents are pretty loud," Jazz explained with a quiet grimace, the first time it happened. "Like 'keep you awake at all hours of the night' loud. I told Danny he could sleep here when he needs to, is that okay? Tucker's parents are great, but they'll kick him out eventually."

"As a sleep-deprived college kid, I wholeheartedly support sleeping wherever you can get it," Steph whispered back. "As long as he doesn't eat my half of the food, I'm not gonna tattle to the RA."

"Thank you thank you thank you!" Jazz squealed, flapping her hands. Steph darted a glance at the teenager passed out on their futon, but he didn't even twitch. "Oh, don't worry, you have to be loud enough to wake the dead to get Danny up," Jazz said with a smirk.

"Alright. Makes things easier, I suppose," Steph said with a shrug, moving to sling her backpack onto her bunk. "He gonna be here in the morning?"

Jazz narrowed her eyes as though Elder Sister Glare could penetrate dreams. Hell, maybe it could. "He'll be at school before you wake up, if he knows what's good for him."

School. Which should be halfway across the country. Sure. Well, Steph could recognize a topic that Simply Wasn't Spoken About and unlike the rest of the Bats, she actually respected her roommate's personal privacy. "Cool."

So. Definitely a meta. Teleportation, maybe? Or superspeed or flying, she supposed. Whatever it was, the kid was clearly only using it to get a good night's rest in a safe space, so it wasn't really Steph's business.

At least neither of them had noticed she was a vigilante. It was an impressive secret to keep in such close quarters, if Steph did say so herself.

~*~

Jazz had clocked that Stephanie was Spoiler in a week and a half. And it only took her that long because she was distracted by orientation. The girl wasn't exactly subtle. Especially not with her injuries. Jazz had three years of experience watching someone come home injured and try to hide it, and while she was better than Danny, it still wasn't good enough.

Still, Steph wasn't making a big deal of Danny portalling into their dorm half of every week. And, like she had with Danny, Jazz wanted Steph to trust her enough to tell her herself.

And if this meant that Jazz spent a good portion of her first semester figuring out the rest of the Bats' identities based on Steph's friends and acquaintances, well. That was between her and Steph's scary-but-sweet girlfriend who read her like a book as soon as their eyes met.

#dpxdc #danny phantom #jazz fenton #danny fenton #dc comics #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler #i just think it would be funny for jazz and steph to be roommates #and jazz to know exactly what's happening #and steph to have a pretty good idea #and they just Never Fucking Talk About It #my writing #original

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 1 year

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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

#danny phantom #john constantine #dp x dc #dc x dp #demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost #not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses #this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right #and then does not elaborate further #he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD #they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS #bonus content of Batman #you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha #not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe #one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed #the ENTIRE LEAGUE #ITS GREAT #1k #2k #3k #hnnnnnnnn #4K #5k #?!??!!!

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eggsdrawings · 1 year

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the shared crush crisis

#izuocha #tododeku #mha #bnha #todoizuocha #izch #tddk #i just think these two should be the best of friends ever. and im a genius bc of that.#midoriya is smart he just doesnt think anyone would actually crush on him okay #which is funny bc he pulls literally everyone in this series pretty much #also bkg 100% helped uraraka and Todoroki make those chocolates bc he thought their first attempts were TERRIBLE #hes wingmaning them behind the scenes and denying it #eggsdrawings

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puppyeared · 1 year

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:o/

Part two

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turrondeluxe · 1 year

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Aren't you tired of being silly?

Don't you wanna go apeshit?

#the first thing i draw in days and is angry as fuck mikey #LET THIS GUY BE ANGRY AS FUCK PLEASE #alsoi think itd be funny if he was the first one to curse #raph would be so angry lmao #i'll answer other asks soon i just haven't been feeling very motivated lately lol #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt mikey #tmnt 2012 michelangelo #tmnt 2012 mikey #my art #doodles #eye strain #i guess? its not for me but ive been told my color palette its pretty eye strainy lmao

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ruporas · 11 months

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special operatives (silly interaction beneath read more)

[ID: Digital Art in color of Trigun Maximum, characters included are Wolfwood, Elendira, and Legato in a casual meeting situation. The piece consists of orangey yellow lighting and purple shadows. Wolfwood sits on the left side, facing Elendira who’s on the right. He’s seated on a plain wooden chair with one knee up and he’s holding the strap to his Punisher in his left hand while his right sits against his thigh, He has an irritated expression as he speaks to Elendira. Elendira is sitting in a fancier seat, her right arm rests against Wolfwood’s propped up knee, her left hand holds her suitcase. She’s sitting cross legged with an amused expression. Legato can be seen in the back at the center of the image in his mobile body case, one of his eyes shown to be glaring at Wolfwood. End ID]

[ID: Sketch, uncolored comic. Elendira says to Wolfwood, “I’m not telling you to dedicate yourself to him, but just accept the situation at hand. We could get along better if we were on the same page.” Wolfwood responds, “Don’t peg me me for an optimist. I’m not dumb. But, I’m also not going to just live in resignation. Plus, I don’t have any interest in getting along with ya.” Elendira coos, “Aw, you sure? I have a wonderful shoulder to cry on when the weak people you’re trying to protect eventually dies in the coming months. Though, I guess it’s fine. Someone like you might just die before then anyway...” She snickers in her hand while Wolfwood is speechless and just glares. Legato is faintly drawn in the back, glaring at Wolfwood, muttering “worthless” repetitively. End ID]