#that was oddly specific

[etherealising]

I’m back! Did you missed me? Do you even remember me? lol, I started another job recently and I completely lost track of your story, it’s m 4:55 am rn but I wanted to catch up, and…. I’m at a loss of words

First, are you alright girly? I saw your other post about your partner and I hope you’re okay, and just keep in mind that if they don’t like you just the way your are then they do NOT deserve you at all!! Don’t let IRL Hailey’s (lol) ruin your life! You deserve only the best

Now, for the chapters. Ugh! Both of the baby shower chapters are so fun hahah, you keep putting the ooc tag but i don’t think you give yourself the credit, you are one of the few people in this app that can truly incorporate the essence of each character with your story and your own original characters and without them losing their personal quirks. Also in the talk of original characters,,, what a twist! I didn’t expect Hillary Clinton over there to be such a CUNT! Haha, it’s my fault for always expecting more of men but what else do we do? They’re just here to disappoint us every time (except Pete ofc), but I’m glad he’s out of the picture -romantically-, I want to know more about what happens with him after!

I need to keep telling you about everything I think about your story but I’m falling asleep as I’m writing this so expect another message from me (and another song rec, I’ve missed talking to you) in a couple of hours lmao, love you so much sweetheart 🫶🏻

i have missed you so much my love it is actually borderline insane! like there are several “regulars” i look for in my notifications and whenever i see one of your blog names pop up the serotonin goes bonkers. congrats on the new job bestie, i hope you’re enjoying it and that it is treating you well! while i love the commitment to be caught up please get some sleep bestie poo you need it but also…did i knock your socks off??

i am completely delusional and i’m trying to gaslight myself into thinking things could be worse (because like they could) but due to circumstances i’m financially dependent on my partner so ya girls kinda stuck but its okay because i have aiekoy, my internet besties and the power of delusion so fuck it we ball!

so glad you loved them, i think we all just needed a nice little break from all the angst and i feel like the baby shower chapters were perfect. stawwph i will cry! it is so hard to write for the bear characters there’ll all so complex but i do my best where i can, i mainly started tagging ooc because i got an anon about how horrible aiekoy was because everyone’s ooc and i just don’t have the mental fortitude to deal with that ever again lol. HILARY CLINTON HAS ME GAGGED 😭 no but it was so fun writing that sassy little bitch, because things were outlined entirely differently like baby and hannah was supposed to have like a whole fwb thing going on only for the sole purpose of jealous carmy but i just want to write happy barby together already so bad that we just speed ran hugo’s demise. we will def see him soon so don’t you worry!

good get some sleep you need it to function!! another message and song rec ugh you spoil me! can’t wait to chat with you again lovie have a great day/night 🫶🏽🤍

#i have missed you so much its laughable #this was like bumping into your bestie from 5th grade that moved away in the middle of the school year and you never saw agin #until now #that was oddly specific #vee answers °•. ✿ .•°

[whisper-overseer]

I would 100% put them on vou

OH MY GOD, okay I can't wait to sit in my chair, drinking tea, and you quietly come to me and place the sticker on me

#hivemind asks #that was oddly specific

[cittycatplay]

(○-├┬┴┬┴ <- *hiding behind wall*

Why do I feel that someone is hiding behind a wall

#that was oddly specific

[teabutmakeitazure]

Whenever a big blog reblogs one of my posts I feel like a little Peter Parker getting acknowledged by Iron Man

#that was oddly specific #zuri rambles

[locusfandomtime]

you know shit is getting real when a hermit is trying to solve a problem and it cuts to them in a call with cubfan and etho

#most recent example is hypno. but this has happened so many times. that was just the point i realised this was a pattern #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #hermitblr #ethoslab #cubfan135 #and the suggested solutions are always either tnt or oddly specific game mechanic you’ve never heard of before

[serialunaliver]

sorry, you've been ejected from texas...we found your seventh dildo

#this is so oddly specific

[violetthekiller]

I'm voting for the ski thing because it looks like there are a bunch of kids and teens there and it would guarantee us top tier content just like at the school🤣

Or a rerun of Tom decking it and smashing his face in. Some of those kids are reckless on the slopes! You are almost guaranteed to get wiped out by a 7 year old snowplowing at 100mph down the slope with no clue how to stop.

#that was oddly specific #also they’d be wearing helmets and goggles so potentially not the easiest to recognise #ask

[nerdpoe]

The real owner of Arkham Asylum is Penelope Spectra.

Near the beginning of it's life, she'd swooped in after Mr. Arkham had been driven insane himself and scooped it up. No one has seen her, and she appoints people to act in her stead.

Tim's researching Arkham because he's curious about what kind of person would want to own it, even when they had plenty of chances to get rid of it.

He doesn't understand why the new librarian, Daniel Fenton, is staring at him with horror after he explains what he's looking for.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny “hey you've been looking up a lot of oddly specific stuff in this room full of old newspapers whats up” #tim “trying to find the real owner of arkham asylum as a side thing. cuz i'm bored. apparently her name is penelope spectra.” #danny *staring in absolute horror and dismay* #the secret portal that is under arkham that penelope has been feeding to keep open *thriving*

[catragemiau]

Day 2: Kim took the body to Processing early in the morning and you're done with all side tasks and talked to everyone you could while waiting for his return

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #disco elysium harry #de #de fanart #de harry #harrier du bois #oddly specific I know #I had to kill 8 hours in game because I'm a dumbass and sent Kim off first thing in the morning without thinking #also high level shitposting wooooo #I just really love this game so I had to put effort into this stupid meme redraw #disco elysium art #art

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: The Titans and the Phantom Cat

Danny doesn't do magic. He doesn't understand it or really know about it, and frankly he'd be more skeptical about it if it hadn't explicitly been used on him several times before. His parents are scientists and engineers, and they managed to accomplish what would typically fall under the realm of magic with nothing but recycled parts, wires and Fenton ingenuity.

So, when caught in a magic spell to bind him, he didn't know what would happen if he were to intentionally mess it up. Apparently, nothing good. Danny, free from the intended mind control, is now bound to the form of a cat with minimal use of his powers.

How could this get any worse?

Turns out, no one seems to understand what he's saying, they just hear meows. And without the use of his powers, he get's caught and finds himself in an animal shelter in Jump City.

When a group of young heroes comes through on a mission, and then proceed to mess things up, Danny can't help but throw out some snide commentary. Besides, it's not like they'll hear him

Welllllll... Turns out Raven and Beast Boy can tell what the hell he's saying. Of course the magic user and guy who can turn into animals can talk to him... Still it's nice to finally have someone to talk to, and also get him out of the cage while he's still trying to het a hold of what's left of his powers

Raven immediately clocks him as a powerful spirit bound to animal form. With a little persuasion, she ends up with a new familiar consultant and Danny the Cat gets to live in Titans Tower with them

or

Magic shenanigans happen, now Danny is basically Salem the Cat living with the Teen Titans and teaching them what he knows while mainly lounging around and sassing them. The actual usefulness of his advice may vary

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #Danny is a cat #Danny is now 'part' of the teen titans #and by part he's sassing them and eating their food until he can figure out how to turn back #kind of think that only raven knows his form isn't supposed to be a cat #like they communicated the fact he's a powerful spirit #but everyone assumes he was always a cat and it's just his powers that were affected #just him gradually getting his powers back and walking through walls and freaking the teen titans out by sneaking up on them #He's actually pretty useful when it comes to ghost stuff #and dealt with the ghost mice situation #which was oddly specific #he suspects clockwork was behind that

[ecoplasma]

I bet her team would be very normal

#pokemon #hatsune miku #project voltage #pokemiku #hidden eco lore: got scared shitless over pkmn creepypasta when i was like 10 #and now i have oddly specific knowledge about all of it #same goes for the gen 1 glitches #i'm so happy they exist

[bakubunny]

headcanons for gojo and nanami?

okay this took me a min but here we go 😮‍💨 unless i get another ask on it, this will be the last of the oddly specific hcs for jjk.

satoru

6.75” long 5.5” girth. bigger than average but not anywhere close to his friends. definitely still enough to make you crazy. bonus: this man gets away with quickies like nobody’s business.

cut, mushroom head, veiny. curved to the left a bit.

his balls are pretty but not massive. they’re cute n sensitive. give them kisses and watch him squirm a lil. might actually bust untouched if you suck on them.

his head is also v. sensitive. doesn’t always like hand jobs because of it, but will let you if you’re gentle.

overall satoru is relatively hairless? he just doesn’t grow a lot of hair. he trims when he needs to or goes completely bare, just kind of depends on what he’s feeling. has a pretty, white happy trail when it grows in a few inches below his belly button tho.

he loves it when you play with his rim a lil bit. he keens.

kento

8.5” long and 6.2” girth. he’s packing (but not terrifying), i just know it.

cut, heavy, curved up & to the right a lil bit. head isn’t overly big, not veiny; he’s got one or two prominent ones. heavy breeder balls that match his size. tapered girth, but not crazy. he’s got the prettiest pink tip tho.

he’s a bit of a grower but he’s still got a cute softie you can snuggle up with if he doesn’t blush too hard.

he’s so good about prepping you for his size. so sweet. he knows how important it is to make sure you’re ready. unless he’s really into it for some reason (or pissed), you have to talk him into forgoing prep for his pretty baby.

he’s another one who will try to slip in when he’s soft and your both sleepy because the way he stretches you out makes you crazy.

pretty blonde happy trail that starts at his belly button. a lil bit of chest hair. he grows more hair as he ages.

he keeps trimmed but he’ll honestly groom himself any way you want. if you want him to let it grow or have him shave, just ask. he won’t be offended. the way you blush when he takes his dick out is worth it.

he loves having his perineum played with.

#x reader #jjk #jjk smut #gojo satoru #nanami kento #nanami smut #gojo smut #jjk x reader #jjk x you #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #bakubunny #oddly specific hcs

[woklaza]

Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Chuuya was forced to learn to play the piano by Kouyou so he has better 'mind coordination'. So in their apartment, there's a piano in the living room. Dazai, being Dazai, would hide stuff inside the piano until it finally broke one day.

Chuuya, practicing: Dazai, being a perfect pitch: Why did the song start with D instead of E? Chuuya: I guess the piano got old. *continues playing* A loud twang from inside the piano: Bwangggg Chuuya: What the...? *Checks the inside of the piano* Chuuya, abnormally quiet: Dazai. Dazai, all innocent-like: Yes? Chuuya: There are 12 cans of tinned crabs, a moulding sandwich, a pouch of diamonds, 40 bottles of painkillers and A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PETRUS-

The Petrus apparently broke the strings for being too heavy. Chuuya and Dazai decided to keep the broken piano and not discard it.

#bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd incorrect quotes #Woklaza's silly hcs #No why is this one so oddly specific #coming from grade 8 pianist #Do not ask what Dazai's motives are

[shiftythrifting]

???????

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #bampy #shirts #oddly specific

[kosmogrl]

certain songs are meant for specific seasons and listening to them during other seasons just feels wrong. for example, today I was going through my summer playlist and tried listening to some of them but they didn't have the same impact

#is this oddly specific and maybe weird? maybe #but thats the way my brain works

[emilnikos]

like this post if you've gotten your own bisexual lighting while driving!

#i havent tried to mimick a show's art stule in so long you can tell i gave up after like 3 seconds!!! YAY #gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #ford pines #stanford pines #sorry for just giving stan some random shirt he strikes me as the kind of guy to wear oddly specific shirts that may or may not apply to hi #🧪evil art