#No why is this one so oddly specific

[woklaza]

Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Chuuya was forced to learn to play the piano by Kouyou so he has better 'mind coordination'. So in their apartment, there's a piano in the living room. Dazai, being Dazai, would hide stuff inside the piano until it finally broke one day.

Chuuya, practicing: Dazai, being a perfect pitch: Why did the song start with D instead of E? Chuuya: I guess the piano got old. *continues playing* A loud twang from inside the piano: Bwangggg Chuuya: What the...? *Checks the inside of the piano* Chuuya, abnormally quiet: Dazai. Dazai, all innocent-like: Yes? Chuuya: There are 12 cans of tinned crabs, a moulding sandwich, a pouch of diamonds, 40 bottles of painkillers and A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PETRUS-

The Petrus apparently broke the strings for being too heavy. Chuuya and Dazai decided to keep the broken piano and not discard it.

#bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd incorrect quotes #Woklaza's silly hcs #No why is this one so oddly specific #coming from grade 8 pianist #Do not ask what Dazai's motives are

[averlym]

"oh my soul, is it here? or is it rotting somewhere with my head?"

#rtc #rtc musical #ballad of jane doe #? i think those are the tags? got into rtc over the december break and like. headless blorbos ig #it's oddly similar to six in the sense that six dead people have a concert competition with varying contexts #considering my prev obsession with cats the musical maybe there is a common trend here #hm. anyways!! found the ballad of jane doe online and spooked myself watching it at 3am and in hope to combat the terror (i am not good with #the horror genre. i'm fantastically awful i Will Cry) i went to watch like. the chaos compilations and read ao3 fics to yknow. make it less #scary. so like! yes?? rtc is a good musical. the greatest of my brainrot for it is over but it is really quite fun nonetheless. i may have #added another slime tutorial to my collection. #in terms of current brainrot. i am. a bit (read: maybe a Lot) thinking too much about dovesso. ??why is lesso so attractive in the movie?? #truly it is a specific mood when it's like. this character is so?? so akshdhdjsj but also clearly they belong in otps with other characters. #idk how to describe it lmao! anyway the school of good and evil movie (i just watched it) came and called me a useless gay in multiple fonts #as one of my irl friends likes to say. women✨✨ #mkay this shall end the tag ramble. thank you for enjoying the last khoward post we're back to just doodles now #(but seriously thank you i look into the tags and just go 'hehehe' :>>>>> it's nice) #along with miscellaneous not six musicals i might be going back into a firebringer tangent?? idk the plot bunnies are varied and plenty

[dykedvonte]

Love your Benny posts but I thought I might help clarify something. You wrote -> “He goes on benders according to Swank so he really isn’t above all the “missing the tribal days” syndrome all the other Chairmen have.” Tommy Torini is the one who mentions Benny goes on benders. However that’s not actually the case. Benny is actually using the secret escape tunnel in his room to leave The Strip without anyone knowing. Everyone assumes he’s on a bender because he locks himself in his room. Tommy even mentions Benny usually is gone for a couple a days but this time his bender was a month long. We know Benny wasn’t on a month long bender because he was killing and taking the platinum Chip from us. Anyway love your Fallout New Vegas posts sorry to ramble!

Oh I forgot it was Tommy!

But what I was implying was that this behavior wasn’t unusual enough in the first place that people were suspicious from the start. Swank has been handling all the casino business stuff and he talks about it in a way that it makes it seem like he’s used to it, but is gotten harder since Benny started his plan (unbeknown to everyone). I’m aware of the tunnel but I was mostly filling in for the before stuff cause even when you get to the Strip, Benny is just stsnding around doing jack shit and not helping. I can imagine he is slightly less of an opener hater to the other parts of the Strip and visits. I mean people gotta have met the dude at least a few times to have such a universal hatred for him.

The tribal nostalgia is really directed towards his odd adherence to Boot Rider traditions in a Chairman way. The only thing we really know about out their specific hierarchy and structure is respect and honor are valued greatly and were at least expressed through sparring/combat a lot (how Benny became chief and how grateful he is if you choose to take him to the pit). I’d also like to point out the Khans are the ones that just wanted him to shoot the Courier with the bag over their head and Benny insisted they didn’t.

It’s inconsistent and it’s why I harked on them cause Benny is insistent on moving away from the past and the game shows it with how hard it is to get any real detail about what anything pertaining to other aspects of his past.

#like I understand I’m trying a divot into a canyon but it’s like #why was no one more suspicious? why is Benny so obsessed with moving on but still keeps a fond memory of the past #he gets so angry at swank for a second enough to imply he should leave #it’s like oddly specific denial in which he acts like he ain’t a sap for the old days but he’s not better #of course nothing can beat the luxury they have now but it was his life for the majority of his life still #it’s like this is def good for the chair men but not necessarily what they wanted so it’s conflicting cause yeah they are better off but man #they miss the freedom #ask #anon #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #benny fnv #fallout

[starleska]

Toby Jones as The Dream Lord in Season 5 Episode 7 of Doctor Who, Amy's Choice 🐤💤

#why do we never talk about the Dream Lord? Toby Jones was fantastic and so intimidating even in just one episode 🙈💖 #this is my oddly specific curse of being attracted to dudes who look like or who have played Truman Capote #doctor who #the dream lord #amy's choice #toby jones #dw #starleskatalks

[steakout-05]

very long post about how i as an Australian think the American date structure is silly and confusing under the cut

as an Australian i already think America is pretty funny, like the imperial system is both confusing and incredibly funny to me, but what i really don't get is the way dates are written in America

like.... for context, in Australia, we write days like day/month/year. and i like this because the most important information is the thing you read first. you want to know what day it is, you just look at the first two digits you see and you're done!! in some other counties like Japan and South Korea, they write it like year/month/day, which i also think is ok because it's still in a cohesive and easy to read order. you just go to the end of the date to see what day it is and it's simple!! it's all good! it's easy to read! this is nice!

but for some reason, the dates in America are written like month/day/year and i'm just..... i'm so confused!?!??!? why would you jump to the MIDDLE of the date to see what day it is???? it's so cluttered and jumpy and trying to read it in order is just... kinda irritating. the most important and immediately needed information is shifted to the middle of the date ans then you gotta go back and then jump forward again if you wanna read the whole thing and i'm just. actually bamboozled at that. who did that. who is responsible for that blunder at the workplace. i will find them and i will break their kneecaps and i-

ALSO you have no idea how many times this date format has absolutely screwed up schedules and post dates for me. imagine that there's like an online event or something coming up and they have a schedule for what day they're holding it, but it's just written like 05/03/2024. my Australian ass is going to read that as the 5th of March 2024, but someone in America is gonna read that is the 3rd of May 2024. do you see how confusing this can become. there is zero distinction between the two dates because they're written in the exact same way but have a different structure. this is fine for dates that go over the number 12 or are the same number, but it's still confusing and frustrating, especially when the website doesn't say what timezone setting you're on or won't let you change it (which some of them don't). it's quite a specific issue but it's still an issue and i hate it i don't like it i want it fixed please patch

maybe i just have a more logical way of thinking and i like having things be in order, but goddamn just write your dates properly i can't take it anymore /nsrs

#america is so silly sometimes #not that australia is any better lol but y'know #this post isn't really that serious i just find the month/day/year format to be weird #like why is it so jumpy???? america explain #i never saw how this is convenient or easy to read in any way it's structured so oddly and i just #it's a really america-specific way of writing dates and literally everyone else (except for a couple other countries) will be confused by i #america always has a really specific way of doing things.... #like the imperial system for example. i don't think there's many other countries that use that system and yet #like idk wtf a yard is!!! what is that!!!! what is a yard!!!! #one thing i don't get is miles. why is it a little more than a kilometre. why is it used as a synonym for kilometre. just use kilometre #i'm like that meme that goes ''WTF IS A KILOMETRE!!'' except i'm yelling ''WTF IS A MILE!!!'' in a thick aussie accent #miles are really kinda confusing though... why are you using a measurement that's a kilometre plus 600 metres? #why not just use kilometres? it's more structured and doesn't muddle everything up by adding an extra 600 metres- #-to every kilometre you travel #maybe i just don't understand math very well (which i don't) (to the point where i might actually have dyscalculia) #but i feel like using a measurement that just adds a decimal of like 600 metres gets really confusing to read and figure out #decimals are just confusing in general #they're like in-between numbers sometimes but also not?? i don't get em #speaking of decimals and dates again the pi day thing doesn't really work over here in australia #it would actually be 14/03/2024 here #lots of date jokes don't work here and i'm slightly angry at that #america is weird #america is silly

[comixandco]

i’m just

there must be so many gaps in jieum’s memory

she was the girl of many trades but can she remember how she learnt any of those skills? No they were all from her past lives so they’re gone. Can she remember leaving her neglectful family to live with ae-gyeong? No because she was from a past life, so where does ji-eum think she grew up? She remembers being good at school and her awards but not if anybody was there in the audience for her. She says in her phone call to her superior that she remembers switching departments before, but she doesn’t remember working in the hotel. She cooks meals the exact way as ae-gyeong taught her and she taught ae-gyeong, but she doesn’t remember having learnt them. if she can’t remember anything to do with her past lives, she wouldn’t be able to remember anything that had happened in the past few months the drama is set over.

that must be such an odd and confusing existence, to only remember small dots and flashes of your life, and a giant gap in recent memory, and she doesn’t even seem to be affected by it either? Did she go to the hospital after coming to consciousness standing on a bridge with no idea how she got there? Did they run tests on her brain to see if something had gone wrong? Does she think she suffered a mental breakdown?

What is going on in ji-eum’s brain in those final scenes i want to dissect her thoughts like a grape

#see you in my 19th life #did she move back into her old job on the suggestion of a therapist who is helping her with her sudden memory loss? #she was living with ae-gyeong where did she think she lived? #does she have monthly visits to a group of doctors that are fascinated by her oddly specific memory loss? #in those first few days after losing all her memories. did people she knew try to approach her and she freaked? #if she’d gone to the hospital ae-gyeong would be her emergency contact. maybe it just slipped through the cracks because she was also in #hospital recovering from surgery at the time. #there is a large set of contacts in ji-eum’s phone that she doesn’t recognise at all - not just numbers from her loved ones #but contacts for her job at the hotel as well and anybody she’d met during the show’s run #imagine with me if you will if there had been one final episode instead of those few scenes #ji-eum recovering from what she can only assume is some kind of mental breakdown from stress and her childhood #ae-gyeong coming to visit her in hospital and this deliciously heart-wrenching scene that mirrors ji-eum by her bedside when she was ill #and ji-eum doesn’t recognise her at all and only feels a base level of concern knowing ae-gyeong had surgery not long before #ae-gyeong promising to take care of ji-eum but turns her down because her head and heart hurt from being near her so she rents out an #apartment. she has no recollection of working at the hotel and seo-ha isn’t ready to see her yet it’s too soon so doyun has to handle her #transition back to the engineering track. and in her phone she deletes all the contacts she doesn’t know but when she looks at the photos #and icr if she took one with seo-ha but she must have but defo the one with her ae-gyeong and cho-won. she can’t bear to delete them #even though she doesn’t know them or remember why they were taking this photo. but bc it’s a romance she has to have a few photos of seo-ha #and she sort of ponders over them like. who are you. who were you to me. but it hurts her head so she puts down her phone #and there can be a bunch of times throughout the episode where she just misses him like. she’s asleep in hospital and he brings her flowers #and she wakes up just in time to see the back of his head leaving the room. she could visit ae-gyeong to try to rebuild this #parental relationship she doesn’t remember but has all the proof that this is the lady who raised her. and like in the show seo-ha could be #sat right behind her but he doesn’t interact with her directly they just do the napkin bit and then he leaves w/o looking at her #and the meet-up with cho-won could stay the same with the difference that ji-eum recognises her from their photo and says something like #’we know each other don’t we.’ and cho-won gets so excited and maybe even calls them sisters but then she realises what she’s doing and is #like. ‘that’s how it felt for me. we worked together just a few months ago. i’m cho-won’ and then ji-eum can do that #gorgeous reach for her memories from the show where she rolls the name around her mouth because it’s just so familiar #and ofc i’d change nothinf about the scene where she finally re-unites with seo-ha that was delicious af #but i feel like there were just too many gaps in her memories for it to have been smoothed over y’know? #disclaimer i read the webtoon first and loved it but think it had to change for the adaptation

[vaguelydefinedshapes]

Goddd there's something so humbling about being broken up with when you didn't really like the person either,, like oh, I'm too much to handle for the guy who made me uncomfortable. Okay. When can I get my hoodie back

#the precipitating event was that i picked him up from work at 10pm so that he wouldn't have to bus home in the snow #and since i didn't really wanna be there and was only doing it bc it felt like the nice thing to do i wasn't in a great mood #(meaning i was kinda asocial not that i yelled at him or anything) #so he asked me like 5 times what was going on with me and then this morning he sent me a snapchat saying he's not in a place to maintain #ANY contact with someone who has “random outbursts” #and then didn't reply when i asked if there was something Specific i did since afaik i was just... generally not super thrilled to see him #and i mean i was trying to figure out how to break up with him anyways since he had a tendency to catcall people #(i think since he's trans he thought it was fine?? but it felt weird to me) #and also he slapped me on the ass when i picked something up and was oddly hung up on understanding why i don't like making out #so like. this wasn't going anywhere. #but also he has my FUCKING baja hoodie and i WANT IT BACK #and if he doesn't respond by the end of the day im literally gonna stop by his house tomorrow and ask for it in-person #also he lost my charger so now i have to get a new one

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

an oddly specific poll based on shit that's happened to me irl

#oddly specific #polls #my polls #no one is allowed to ask me any questions about any of these cause i said so #i'm dumb as rocks and also very clumsy so that's why #questions #survey #stupid polls #oddly specific polls #oddly specific poll #weirdly specific poll

[qulizalfos]

there is a gleam in your eye.

if you tell me i put it there i will shutter down so as to not blind you.

#SHITTY POETRY LIZA EDITION WOO #i told u guys id post some of these. and theyre fucking humiliating. #uhhh this ones about like. being afraid to love people TOO much and then just stopping so u dont hurt them #but then u Do hurt them by doing that bc they assume you dont care anymore #anyway. #oddly specific much. #sorry. its missing my old friend hours #is it my fault we fell out #probably. #anways yeah. i will be posting these bc why not

[selfundiagnosed]

&&the mental gymnastics they do to sleep each night without a guilty conscience so they can convince themselves their disgusting behavior is justified toward you🤥

#weird but creative lies #oddly specific enough to be believable lies #the reality of your actions & lack thereof are SO painful youd rather convince yourself of a lie to make you feel better #i am DYING to know what other lies you tell your loved ones about me haha #but the fact that someone who trusted your word snitched on you and told me your weird idea of smearing my name thru the mud #and with what you lied about its clear it comes from a place of deep insecurity of what you know im telling other people you did to ne #idk the parallels between me talking abt my lived experience with you as a close friend vs what you told your family im saying about THEM? #just own up to your wicked good ability to displace blame and make me look like a crazy person #oh youre telling everyone i put you in danger?! #i need to put you in more danger and make you look like your word is paper thin! #see theyre calling random people theyve never met nazis!! obviously i did nothing wrong not telling you i brought one to your house #you are so sick ive been wrestling for over a year since i found out #for you to take how uncomfortable that made me feel knowing you had a chance to tell me and didnt #and over a year later you still wont see why it hurt #but I understood why you didnt tell me so i trief to ask for spacr to heal our relationship and you snaked around that boundary #and tried to manipulate the people AROUND ME into forgiving you before i was ready #everyone does things to other humans that fuck them up. it does not reflect you. what reflects you as a person is how you handle it #and youre just burying your head in the sand acting like youre above it

[invisibleoctopus]

one thing that always bothers me about gatekeepers/fakeclaimers who are like "we're just making sure people who ACTUALLY have these problems get help we only accept REAL mentally ill people" is that this kind of shit turns away ppl who are questioning and need help with whatever Thing they have going on and it in fact hurts "the REAL not-fakers who ACTUALLY have this mental illness/neurodivergence" who might be discouraged from accessing help because theyre the type of mentally ill that gets terrified of being labeled a faker just for simply being wrong about which mental illness they have

#le p2iigh #this is about me denying being a system for years even though real google searches i made might as well go on systemgooglesearches #if the last part seems oddly specific YES its happened to me before!!!!! #like this shit affects how doctors treat u irl because this was in 2016 when i was hypomanic + actively being traumatized #so naturally not bothering to check whether i had bipolar i went to bpd #bc thats why i thought i was being 'overemotional' and 'overreacting' and generally just dramatic #everyone called me extra but what the fuck do you expect when im responding to being emotionally + psychologically ABUSED #also yes this is when i named myself edge #so anyway all this made me think i had bpd so i said as much one day and my abuser stepmom ratted me out to the therapist #who instead of maybe like. evaluating me for bpd or other personality/mood disorders just basically scolded me #idk what she said that got him completely on her side and basically going along with the abuse (because its the socially acceptable kind) #but yeah thats when i was accused of being a faker by a state mandated therapist and my entire family at the time #even though years later during another manic episode (actual mania this time not hypomania) i was hospitalized #and because i was being a 'difficult patient' they sent me home with pamphlets on how to deal with bpd along with the bipolar ones #SO WHICH FUCKING ONE IS IT. I GET PUNISHED WHEN I SAY I HAVE IT AND I GET PUNISHED WHEN I DONT SAY I HAVE IT

[the-otleus-parlor-archived]

I see a little silhouette of a man || AU Prompts

BOO jump scaring you with more of these ╰[✿•̀o•́✿]╯

These are based on specific AU prompts that I think ships would be cute in,,, most of them are story based, but I’ll try and include some silly ship interactions in there (^∇^) maybe I’ll even throw in some quotes for interaction prompts (✿ ◕ᗜ◕)━♫.*･｡ﾟ

More of me being completely useless on main/j

And You’re the Prettiest Flower Of Them All || Assorted Wonderland AU Prompts

You wake up in a different world, a strange strange world unlike any you’ve ever seen before.

In this AU, your ship partner can be on one of 4 sides. The Mad Hatter Side, the Red Queen of Hearts Side, the White Queen of Hearts Side and the Anomaly’s Side (such as the Cheshire Cat or the Blue Caterpillar) they are descendants from the original AiW characters… so take that as you will!

Alice Friendship for the Win!! » You’re simply having a picnic when you fall asleep. It’s only for a moment, you swear. When you wake up, you find yourself being shaken by a blonde girl named Alice. What’s your response?

» That’s odd. You finally noticed you’re not wearing your picnic outfit anymore. What are you wearing now?

Mad Hatter Side » You follow Curious Alice until you come across a tea party. There’s an odd ginger fellow with several hats, another rabbit, and a sleepy mouse. Also there, is a small group of people, sharing similar characteristics to the three people in the group. Who is catching your eye?

» They are all having an unbirthday party, but the topic positively confuses you. Nonetheless, the Madder Hatter offers you a sweet treat or a calming drink. Which one are you taking?

» Your partner offers to share their cake with you! They think you’re funny they enjoy your vibes! What do you say to their request?

» You’re talking to them when you notice the oddest thing about them! What is it? Is it their eyes? Their hair? Is it something off about their ears?

» You come across a pack of singing flowers! What flower is the prettiest of them all?

Red Queen of Hearts Side » You've finally made it to the Red Queen of Heart's castle, when you spot the most striking card soldier! What’s the first thing about them that you notice?

» But before you can say anything, they apprehend you! Yeah they may have tackled you... but they’re kind of hot though. What the hotter than being tackled tbh/j

» They take you to the Red Queen's dungeon, where they lock you up until judgment! But, guarding you all is your one and only partner! Do you try and convince them to let you go? How?

» You've finally met the Red Queen, and oh boy, they're frightening! So mean and rough, you wonder how anyone can be so cruel, beheading all of those who get in their path... what do you say to the queen? Do you have some... choice words for her lmao?

Anamoly's Side » You're lost in the forest, and just when you think it can't get any worse... you start to see things! One eye... and then another eye... and then the wide, odd smile! Oh, silly Cheshire! "My my, the little adventurers have gotten lost once again. Whatever am I going to do with you~?" How do you respond?

» You come across a baker within the entrance room, holding a jar of cookies titled "Eat Me!" and a bottle that says "Drink Me!". The strange baker offers you one, do you take it? Be sure to give your compliments to the chef!

» You come across a blue caterpillar sitting in a flower, smoking something from an odd pipe. You call out, but you are ignored. What do you do now? Surely you won't let yourself be ignored, not in a situation as odd as this!

White Queen of Hearts Side » After escaping execution, you run into a stranger in the forest! They say they're with the White Queen, and take you to see her! What do you say to them?

» You see another set of card soldiers! Although... maybe you should keep your distance. You don't fancy getting tackled. Oh, but they're nice. One of them even serves you a warm cup of tea! What do you say to them?

» You finally meet the White Queen of Hearts!! She is nothing like the Red Queen... but this is good. Maybe she can help you out? What do you say to her? Don't ask her on a date right away, be classy lol

Returning Home » You've successfully survived wonderland, but now you're presented with two choices...

» Do you leave? Leaving wonderland all behind, your friends and your partner? How do you plan to memorialize the experience?

» Or do you stay, and become a part of the madness? What faction would you belong to? Is it the same as your partner... or different?

» You run into someone on the surface world who reminds you of the love you left behind... how do you introduce yourself? What do you say?

Scaramouche? I know no one by that name! I wonder if he'll do the fandango though... || Gamer + Streamer AU

» You've finally convinced your partner to play a video game with you! What's your video game of choice? Are you willing to carry them in the game... or are they on their own?

» You're playing Genshin Impact together when you hear them ask you "why's the wish turning gold? Babeee-" You look over and see they got a double 5-star, both the event banner character! What are the odds? What is your reaction?

» You're playing in coop when you notice your partner is low on HP! The boss is about to do a crazy move that can kill them, but you have a healing skill! You can't use it for a few more moments, because of the cooldown. What do you tell them to keep them alive?

» You're playing Among Us on proximity chat when you hear your partner faintly going "taking out the trash like a good crewmate la dee daa". You're one of the imposters, and you know they're alone, and you only need 1 more kill to win the game. What's your game plan?

» You're playing Just Dance with your partner and all your friends! How do you make this session special? Character costumes based on the coaches? Baked goods? Karaoke?

» You're still playing Just Dance when someone mentions that you should all play for prizes. The loser has to do whatever the winner says. You play a round with your partner, and you come out as the winner of this song! What are you going to make them do?

» You're playing monopoly when you land on your partner's property, but you don't have enough to pay the fee! What do you do to get out of paying them? Don't say bankruptcy, don't be cheap smh/ih

» You're playing Phasmophobia! You're in the truck when you notice the activity starting to spike! Oh no! You and your partner go to try and warn the person in the house... but it's too late. As you reach the house, you can faintly hear them screaming in terror through the walls! Your partner busts out laughing! How do you react?

» You're playing Identity V! You're an A badge hunter, and you're playing matches in quick match mode when you finally get a match! You look at the usernames, you realize your partner is one of the survivors in game! They're pretty new to the game, and therefore, not the best survivor... what do you do?

» On the other end... you are a new survivor and you run into your partner in quick match, an A badge hunter! They spare you in match! What do you do? How do you express your love :)

» Your partner just got Final Fantasy VII, and they've been playing it nonstop! You come to check on them, and find they've fallen asleep with the control in their hands... what do you do now?

» Your partner has invited YOU to play Roblox Doors! You've never played it before, and you've just encountered your first jumpscare by Dupe! But your partner can't stop laughing... what's your response? They led you straight to it! Menace!

» You, a couple of friends and your partner are all playing Omori/Undertale! You're having fun with it, and voicing all the characters to the best of your abilities when you enter your first boss battle! What's the first thing you do? Attack? Retreat?

» And the classic truth or dare game... Your partner chooses dare! What's the wildest dare you can think of? Don't be shy hehe

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» You're a new streamer! You're streaming your activity of choice when you get your first viewer and future significant other! They say "hii" in the chat! How do you respond? What are you streaming?

» You're streaming something when they return back home. You can hear them yell that they're home. The chats' asking who that was! What do you say?

» Your streaming career has taken you to an exciting event, and you want to bring your partner! Where are you guys going?

» You're a sewing/cosplaying streamer, and your partner is on stream as you use them as a mannequin! They ask you what you're making! What are you making? Tell them about it!

» You're a baking/cooking streamer, and your partner is helping you mix/cut things! But, mischief arises as your partner attacks you with frosting! Oh, that's it! How are you getting back at them?

» You're a gaming streamer, but you just can't seem to get past this boss... so you can in your backup! Your partner beats it in one try, and you're shocked! What do you say?

» Alternatively, your partner comes in and roasts your character builds! How does your gamer ego take the blows/j

» You're a streamer who works with machines! Your partner comes in and asks what you're doing! Do you give them the simple version, or do you do into depth about it?

» Your partner is a dancing streamer! You're watching them dance when they fall! Oh no! What do you do?

» Your partner is a streamer who plays some form of music! You want to be funny, but also support them by making a donation! By donating, you also get to request a song! What are you requesting?

» Your partner is an artist streamer, and you're watching one of their streams when you notice who they're drawing!! They're drawing... you! What's your reaction?

Hey, do you hear something odd? Could've sworn it sounds like a guy screaming. || Magic Academy Mystery AU

» You are a new student at this magical academy! There are a bunch of different students here, but one catches your eye! What do they look like, what's their vibes? Can you tell anything about them based on their mannerisms? What dorm do you think they're in? Researcher's Block? Summoner's Block? Mystical Abilities' Block? Exorcist's Block? Creator's Block? Give us your best guesses! [if you send this ask, you can always reblog it with the OC's school information! See how well the ships know one another/ih]

» You're eating lunch when you run into your crush, covered in food... someone accidentally spilled their lunch on them :( [whether it was accidental on purpose, you decide :)] What do you do?

» Oh man, class was hard! But you're finally out for the weekend, yay! On your way back to your assigned dorm, you run into your crush, sitting on a nearby bench, absorbed in their craft/research/game. You want to say hi, how do you do it?

» You're going to the library to go study when you hear someone scream! Do you go investigate what happened?

» Nonetheless, you discover your crush unconscious in a corner of the library! It looks like they were attacked, and their shirt was torn in the process... what do you do now?

Researcher's Block Interaction Prompts » Your crush asks for your help with their project! What do you say? Do you want to help them? Do you want to know more before making a decision?

» Alternatively, you're the researcher who has to go d a project, and you want to recruit your crush's help! What do you say to convince them?

Summoner's Block Interaction Prompts » Your crush is a summoner who's trying their best to summon something... but it just isn't working out. So you offer to observe them! They manage to finally summon something... a bunch of stuffed animals! But... they accidentally dropped them all on you. What's your reaction?

» Alternatively, you're practicing your summoning skills, when your crush walks by! But, in that brief moment... you accidentally summon an angelmon, and drop it on your crush. How embarrassing! What you do say to them?

Mystical Abilities' Block Interaction Prompts » Your crush is preparing for midterms... which means they need the upmost energy and concentration! So you bring them a nice homecooked lunch :)

» Alternatively, you're out there practicing your abilities when your crush sees you! They don't approach you, but you can see them, watching in awe. You're planning on scaring/surprising them! How do you use your abilities to do it? Gotta get that practice in somehow!

Exorcist's Block Interaction Prompts » Your crush is going to exorcise their first demon today! They did it... but they got injured in the process. You have a bit of first-aid knowledge, what do you do? Should you help?

» Alternatively, you're about to got exorcise your first demon, but you're a bit nervous. Your crush tries to cheer you up! How do they try and cheer you up? Does it work?

Creator's Block Interaction Prompts » Your crush is working on their next creation, one that's going to help the outer world a lot! And you're in charge of making sure they eat! What are you making them for lunch?

» You need a muse for your creative projects. You're going through the different people volunteering when you see them. Your crush. What about them is so alluring to you?

Hey look! We're matching!! || Actor Essence/Package AU

» You and your partner get matching A tiers in an upcoming package! You guys get to brainstorm ideas! What ideas do you have for the matching elements?

» You've finally settled on a theme for your package, and now it's time to try them on! What's your favorite part of the costume? What bits match with your partner?

» It's time to film the trailer/teaser for the package! Isn't that exciting? Tell us your favorite moment from filming!

» Did you have a favorite blooper from the recording sessions??? What was the most memorable thing your partner did on set?

» Be honest... did you try on each other's outfits? Did they fit???

» What was the story of the package skins? Be creative! Is it a love story? A tragedy? Is it inspired by something? *making grabby hands rn*

» Did you thank the designers, Miss Tomie and Miss Nikki? You gotta make sure to say thank you, you guys ╰[✿•̀o•́✿]╯can't let Angel do all the hard work smh/ih [don't ask anyone this i put it in as a joke/lh]

» Do you think you'd do another set of matching costumes with your partner? If so, what?

What in the world is this?! || Miscellaneous Prompts + Quotes

» "Dude, I think I'm dying." "You're not dying." "How? You're so cute, it's killing me!"

» "I love the way you smile. It's warmer than the sun."

» *insert beach episode here*

» cosplaying as your favorite video game ship together

» feeding the ducks, again. it never gets old.

» playing hide and seek together

» baking a cake together

» watching a horror movie together

» you are watching Uncle Roger together. that's it. that is the whole prompt lol

» getting a puppy together!

» getting married [but for real!]

» modern au

» an idol meeting their shyest fan!!

» an artist finally finding their muse after years of searching.

» adopting a kid together!!

» your partner is a children's show animator and you hear them yell that they're going to animate god into an early grave. You have o idea what that means but you are... confused.

» you're a popular creator of some kind, and you meet your partner because a 'submit your own design' event.

» you're a doll customizer and you have to explain the benefits of putting the headless doll body outside on a hanger to dry and why you're not just secretly just a doll serial killer.

» you're bored so you and your partner go through reddit. have fun

#mod ghost #idv #idv oc #idv oc askblog #idv askblog #ask prompt #another one ╰[✿•̀o•́✿]╯ #if you don't know who Tomie is. She was Yami's old costume designer! She was also the designer behind Malevolence and Barriere. As well as #anything graveyard related! So Ellie's Flora costume was designed by her too- #and Nikki is my fandomless designer- heh #thhis is long so uhm. have fun go wild #ALSO YES THE DOLL ONE IS ODDLY SPECIFIC thats why it's funny #these are all oddly specific tbh. anyways your promised part 2!!

[deus-ex-mona]

and you think it has stopped when the drums and cymbals quieten down, then the beat comes back with a v e n g e a n c e —

#aaaaaaaaa why are they having a performance in a residential area anywayyyyyyyyy #it’s been going on for 10 mins and hm. has it stopped? i hope so #but aaaaaaaaaa i can’t even see them from my window and yet my ears are ringing #oddly specific cny rants pt 1 ig #freakin’ throwback to my schooling days when we’d get hired lion dance performers for our cny celebrations #there was one year when the dancers shook that lion head thing at my classmate to give him a scare lmaoo #dude was teased about being afraid of the lion for a few days after that… #though i wonder if they’ll do dragon dances next year for the year of the dragon… hmmmm… only one way to find out ig~~~~~ #inedible blubbering #anyways… cny horror story sharing time g o!!!!! #i have that time i ruined a reunion dinner (and allegedly the entire family as a result) over cola as a kindergartener #and that year my grandpa went into cardiac arrest and we had to cancel our vacation to see him bc ‘this may be his last cny!!!’… #…only for said grandpa to live to see another 5-6 cnys #and there was also that year there was a huge family fight at an uncle’s house over said grandpa and his nursing hole life or something #and ofc there was that year i got a cheap cheongsam at the store and it fell apart while i was wearing it over the course of the day #and that’s not even counting the very awkward house visiting moments when i’d just hide in a corner to avoid everyone else… #man. cny isn’t really that poggers when it comes down to it… hmmmmmmmmm

[clouded-void]

It always gives me whiplash when people describe oriented aroace as a “contradictory” identity. How is being an oriented aroace contradictory?

Most “contradictory” identities play with society’s expectations of X group which is honestly amazing. Aroace doesn’t mean “never feels attraction”. How is being oriented “contradicting” being aroace?

#maybe I’m just missing a cultural link or something #but it doesn’t make sense to me #and it’s always oriented aroaces that we see mentioned #if folks think most aspec identities are contradictory #why are oriented aroaces singled out #rant is because I am #aroace #specifically an #oriented aroace #and I specifically remember so much discourse about the sam #and the sex-positive to -negative and sex- #favorable to -repulsed spectrums #sorry I’m just frustrated with folks who aren’t aspec calling #oriented aroace a contradictory identity #it feels oddly targeted because allos think all of our identities are contradictory #why are you singling one specific experience out? #are you trying to start discourse?

[trashycosmos]

can we talk about the funniest thing of the whole experience was someome who sb me for almost 10 months straight saying they were upset i wasn't nice/distant/cold and didn't apologize for it and when i called out their behavior there was no apology from them they just didn't want to talk anymore lol

#literally laughed out loud reading the message #like one of us wanted was trying to be a murderer without getting blood on their hands (literally) and i'm the asshole bc i had the normal #HUMAN response to their bullshit #honestly they ought to consider themselves lucky i'm much more stable than they are or will ever be #the hilarious cherry on top of the whole fuck sundae is i wasn't even in therapy for at least the last 3 months of it all and they were #which is incredible #also a stark reminder that if (some) people can't be honest with their therapist then why are even you going roflmao #granted ig if you tell them you were actively trying to harm or threaten someone i think they're legally obligated to hold you in a ward #the level of narcissism was u n r e a l #it's not like i pretended to have been a perfect example of how to handle things but! there's! no! rulebook! on handling a sb piece of shit! #the truth shut them down & up so quick it was almost cathartic #kudos to them ig for cutting back on it after but goddess help the next person they try it on and give them the same patience/fortitude #moral of the story (for me) don't lie to your therapist (or another person's) or hide things from them #1) you aren't going to get any better 2) they have spent years learning to read people and they can see you for who you are and 3) you won't #even get the proper medication(s) (if you need it which goddess they need a significant number) for your illness(es) #honestly might explain quite of a bit of their spiral tbh and listen to your therapist when they tell you smoking weed exacerbates paranoia #i'm not saying don't smoke i'm saying smoke intelligently and safely. there's no shame in taking a break to better your mental health first #i've certainly done it #they could always start with why they were yelling about someone oddly specific on different occasions bc you know #it didn't present as suspicious in the least or why they couldn't pay others certain compliments like you're not subtle and again #not to be a broken record but that's what your therapist should be there for! #Falling Apart And Coming Together #i should come up with a label for it for me and when they potentially wanna snoop on my blog again rofl #but to anyone who('s) goes/going through similar i'm so sorry and i hope you refuse to give them the power to influence or control you #it usually comes from a place of them feeling like they have no control over themselves and it shows #i will say the closest i ever got to snapping (meaning yelling) was when they whispered to Nettle they hoped she'd die and manhandled her #several times #accidentally killing a stranger's cat might have awakened something in them but i sure as fuck wouldn't them try intentionally harming mine #or the one's they own #i think they even collected payment still after the incident which is actually sickening

[jade-curtiss]

People who can't write: chat gpt stole my style.

Writers: here is my style but in bad writing

#reference: one thing i found that is so oddly specifically tacky but in an had to be there kinda way but so had to be there #me: ok no if no if it's legit it's like no it's just like nope oh chat gpt omg...ok ok ok ok that's how it clocks things but omg the courag #no i can't even show it's like better out of a context but damn...it's cruel like the vulnerability #but people probably don't even know the prompt so it comes across as tacky #but #wow #ok #why tho #like sabotage at its finest skfkskxmfkskdkdslladlfl #no it's not about me either it's just like what did you even enter as a prompt sjdkskdkfkkd