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plaqying · 4 months

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i hope the sicko talking about wanting to have sex with caelum knows i’m sending a nuke to their location 🥰

#jokes #but seriously fuck them #that is weird #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted caelum

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hisbucky · 1 year

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Linda: Eddie. Why did you send me fifty-seven texts last night?

Eddie: Did you read them?

Linda: Do I look like I have the time to read fifty-seven texts about your 'forever love' Evan Buckley, your kid's favorite person, and resident LAFD disaster magnet?

Eddie, face in hand: ...So you did read them.

Linda: No, Eddie. It was an educated guess from the last three times you did the same thing.

#911 show #911 on abc #that is weird #Buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #Eddie Diaz #eddie i was drunk diaz #linda bates #eddie x buck #linda eddie friendship #longer ones #edited

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craqueluring · 1 year

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Hi!!! <33333 Love your blog as someone who sometimes has difficulty grasping metaphors in hannibal because they all talk so weirdly and english is not my first language and sometimes im genuinely dumb </33 anyway i wanted to ask you what do you think was going inside hannibals when he took mason verger to will’s house, abondoning will even though he was unconcious in enemy grounds, and fed his dogs mason’s face?? Like what is he thinking “hi honey welcome home hope you like my surprise you wanted to punish him right tee hee <3” and will just gets turned on by this? LIKE WHATS GOING ON?😭😭😭😭😭 its one of my fav scenes and i dont even get… like the meaning of it, or their motivations, or what it worked as a metaphor? Like if could you maybe share your opinions on that scene or maybe an analysis would be nice? want to hear your thoughs 🥰 thank you so muchh hope u have a nice day!!

(there is a tldr at the end of this!)

okay first of all thank you for all your kind words they absolutely made my day <3333333 i so appreciate people asking me for my thoughts on specific scenes like u dont even know. and LOL yes that scene is really weird and when i first saw this i had to talk it through with my friend bc i was like…. yeah wait what WAS he thinking? LMAO but here is my best answer:

this whole episode is basically will taunting hannibal (telling mason hannibal wants to kill him, putting a "snare around [his] neck", asking hannibal if hannibal can tell what will's intention are, telling hannibal he did this because he was "curious what would happen," etc). i could even go so far as to say hes giving hannibal a taste of his own medicine. i find the decision to make a hannibal lecter-esque scene of will preparing his homemade dog food (which ive always assumed was randall tier's remains) directly before he gets picked up by mason a curious parallel, maybe even making a point that will is starting to act like hannibal? or just foreshadowing that will's dogs are gonna be fed some weird shit later lol, or both.

anyways, the scene of mason being high on whatever hannibal gave him, and cutting his face off and feeding it to the dogs before getting his neck broken, is directly taken from the actual book. i think theres a few different things that are significant about hannibal deciding to do this specifically in will's house, though:

first is theatricality, obviously. hannibal loves shock value.

second, it could be a symbol of hannibal's unending and pervasive presence in will's life and mind — this is the first time we've seen will and hannibal in will's own home at the same time. hannibal’s presence in will’s life extends to will’s home. i think the only other time we see them together in will's home is when hannibal saves will from the verger estate, and will rejects hannibal.

third, alana has always said that will's dogs represent the best of will. by hannibal making mason feed his face to will's dogs, this could be like hannibal "tainting" the best parts of will. soaking into every corner of his mind, his life, his soul. also to my point, hannibal says that he "broadened [will's dogs] palates, as [he] broadened [will's]." — there is no corner of will's life that hannibal doesn't touch.

however, just as that scene could be representative of hannibal having a very large amount of power over will's life, the rest of the episode could be representative of will having just as much power over hannibal. hannibal was quite literally helpless in that straitjacket, a direct result of will's actions (unless hannibal is a magician too and knows how to escape one… which i honestly wouldn't be surprised by). and only escaped because will cut him free. similar to how will was helpless in prison, and only got out because hannibal let him go. will can be a puppet master just like hannibal. they are in equilibrium, to a point. before, will was always on the short end, being manipulated by hannibal, being in prison, etc, but in this half of the season we see them (almost) being equals. as hannibals says earlier in the episode, they understand each others minds, and so hannibal has "the capacity to deceive [will], just as [will] has the capacity to deceive [hannibal]."

as for their motivations:

multiple times in this episode, hannibal is trying to gauge how willing will would be to kill with hannibal. "would you join me at the table?" when talking about eating mason verger, and killing him being a "savage pleasure [they] can share." each time, will avoids the obvious propositions. hannibal taking mason to will's house could also be him trying to gauge how will would react when they are in the same room with a potential victim (if will would share the 'savage pleasure' with him?). at this point, i dont think that had ever happened before. will killed randall tier alone, lied about killing freddie alone, shot hobbs alone. they've never been together in this situation. and aren’t in this situation again until the dragon fight. hannibal probably brought mason to will's house knowing this would happen, and so he could really gauge how will feels about killing together, or at least in hannibal's presence.

not to mention will obviously wants mason dead. will likes doing bad things to bad people because it makes him feel good. thats why he makes that face in 2x07 when he has a gun to hannibal's head in hannibal's kitchen, and why he makes that same face when he has a knife to hannibal's throat earlier in this episode. i could maybe go so far as to call him a sadist. he likes having that feeling of power, as he tells abigail in 1x12.

i think this is why he looks "turned on" (lol) as you said. he enjoys seeing bad people in vulnerable positions, especially when he holds the power. i think hannibal knows this, too. maybe this was some kind of gift from hannibal? maybe he didn't want to kill mason without will present; giving will the chance to kill the man he knows will hates so much. but also because hannibal, of course, was curious what will would do.

but now will is curious what hannibal will do as well, so he tells hannibal to "do what [he] thinks is best for [mason]," and hannibal obliges easily. he doesn't choose murder or mercy for mason, though, and breaks his neck and leaves him alive in that terrible state. will looks… pleased? by this, i think. (again, sadist). he and hannibal smile at each other as hannibal walks to mason to break his neck. hannibal seems pleased as well at will's reaction and the outcome of the situation.

as i said before, they are, in a way, equals for the first time in this part of the season (which is also symbolized by them being happy little cannibals together at the end of 2x10). this episode is partly them getting to fuck with each other and will reciprocating the fuckery that hannibal was disproportionately doing to will before this point, to be crass. will is, as alana says in 2x06 "playing a game, and he's not scared. not anymore." hannibal bringing mason to will’s house was part of the game they’re playing with each other.

TLDR: hannibal taking mason to will's house could be for theatricality, a symbol of hannibal's presence in will's life (even invading his home), and tainting the "best parts of will" (his dogs). as for hannibal's more personal motivations, hannibal is gauging how will would act while they are in the same room with a potential victim (first time this ever happens, and last until dolarhyde), and possibly be a gift from hannibal because he knows will wants mason dead? as for will's feelings in this moment, he was definitely feeling good because a "bad thing" was being done to a "bad person" and he likes being in that position of power. will putting hannibal in the position (straitjacket in the verger estate) where will has that power over hannibal is will fucking with hannibal, and yet again lets himself get so close to killing hannibal, because he enjoys the feeling. hannibal reciprocates this fuckery by bringing mason to will's house. they are both orchestrating these situations because they are both curious about what will happen, and they are doing this as equals.

edit: not the first time theyve been together with a potential victim, i forgot about clark ingram, but it is the first time theyve been together with a potential victim which ended up harmed/dead by either of their hands! unless im forgetting someone else lol

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theminionjcfucked · 8 months

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Why am I just now finding out Red married his barely 20 year old wife when he was 35??

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#big brother #cbs #bb25 #that is WEIRD

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spacephrasing · 2 years

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I would just like to reiterate that if you sexualize daphne and velma you’re gross and I do not like you

#I feel like I have to say this every once in awhile #they are in fact #teenagers #from a kids’ series #if you see them as sexy #that is weird #scooby doo #daphne #velma #it me

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wiseuper · 2 years

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What happens every time somebody goes into JGY’s study.

JC: What is taking you so long!?

JGY: I’m trying to find something! *Tries to look for a box*

JC: Can’t you do that later!?

JGY: No! I’m trying to find a box big enough to hide NMJ’s head!

JC: *unimpressed* And you can’t you do that latter?

JGY: Of course not. Do you want JL to be scarred for life?

JC: Why do you do this every single TIME?!

JGY: Because I don’t want to keep NMJ’s head covered all the time. It feels weird. *JGY ignores how weird it was for him to keep NMJ’s head in his study in the first place*

*JC makes strangling motions with his hands to convey just how unimpressed he was. JL shuffles nervously at his side, not paying attention to JGY. He was too used to the weird stuff JGY says on the daily.*

JC: Are you done with your whatever thing yet!?

JGY: Not yet, still looking for something to hide NMJ’s… Ah! *pulls out box from under a chair and covers NMJ’s head* I’m done.

*JC barges into the study, dragging JL*

JC: This boy - *JC aggressively points at JL who tries to shy away* - has been causing trouble in Lanling.

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feline-insolitum · 7 months

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its weird to see so many people in the qualia automata fandom say that tamari is their god and they worship him or whatever. like thats weird to say about a fictional character anyways but specifically about a character that has a delusion of grandeur related to being a god is a little weird in my opinion. like hm maybe you shouldnt feed into that

#of course its also wrong to be like #youre wrong shut the fuck up #to them like thats just rude and harmful #as someone who experiences delusions it would be best (in my opinion) if you heard them out and let them listen while not feeding into them #like the best thing you could do (in my opinion) is LISTEN #it shows that you actually care and dont think were stupid or insane and stuff #but DONT FEED INTO IT and DONT CALL THEM A GOD #that is weird #ERROR 501 #qualia automata

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bharatanatyampercy · 2 years

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these 2 animes are the DEFINITION of “i only watch it for the songs”

#ok aot fans dont come at me #its a nice show #but i like the music more than the show lol #yarichin b club on the other hand #that is weird #yarichin bitch club #yaribu #aot #attack on titan #anime

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mywaygvf · 1 year

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Did they really just send out the presale code randomly at 3am?

Happy Hunger Games everyone!

#may the odds be ever in your favor #that is weird #greta van fleet

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dudefrommywesterns · 1 year

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i need to stop referring to my tattoo with gendered pronouns

#that is weird #typewriter dings

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stardrunk · 1 year

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today i learned there is a bible in my workplace lobby

i work in a drug testing facility

#text #personal #who insisted on that #as a catholic #that is weird

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jentlemahae · 2 years

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can i just say . i think companies scouting idols from the streets is weird

#like . okay . imagine a grown adult seeing a child and telling them . hey i think ur fine do u want to become a celebrity #that is weird #yes it turned out well some times but it’s still . weird

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wizardpotions · 4 months

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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

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tothechaos · 3 months

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

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plaguedocboi · 13 days

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#stop renovating old weird houses into white hotel lobbies for gods sake

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opiumvampire · 4 months

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fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

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