#thank god fucking seriously

[dollservant]

mmmbbbb my master is soooo perfect and sweet and sexy and kind aansbdhdhrhsmvn i swear i've never been happier in my life, my desire to make sure this man never has to lift a finger if he doesn't feel like it grows daily i want to dedicate my life to maximizing my master's pleasure

#making him happy makes me sooooooooo happy #so i think i'll be happy being his servant for the rest of my life #to allow him to spend every moment as he pleases #to work for him #clean for him #suck his dick #oh my god #fantasizing..... #being his servant is the most fulfilling thing in the world #i feel like i'm having a response to it like a drug i'm addicted to #i love the taste of being a servant i get to have now #so i just want more and more #i want to maximize my servitude #you know what i mean? #this is my purpose #and i'm so lucky #to be doing it for someone as wonderful as master #thank god fucking seriously #now that i know what servitude feels like #i just want to be like this forever #so please don't leave okay #i don't want to do this for anyone else ever #the idea of finding someone else to become their servant is so #yucky.... it's a situation that's way too easy for someone to take advantage of #seriously i'm so lucky. master is so... he's Everything #i HAVE to live like this and the fact that i get yo do it for Him #oh god i love it so much #woof

[godslittlesadge]

dungeon meshi will tell you "come closer im a normal fantasy slice of life manga" and then 27 chapters later you're watching two people re-assembling the skeleton of their sister/best friend because she was entirely digested by a dragon throughout all these past chapters and these sparse bones are literally all that remains of her to resurrect her

#dungeon meshi #thank god that laios and marcille are freaks (lovingly) or else it would be so over LMAO #but seriously speaking being digested by a dragon/recomposing the skeleton of a loved one cause they were digested by a dragon #is such a fucked up thing to go thru i wonder if the manga will adress it #welp no other way to find out than keep reading about magical malpractice 👍🏻

[wazzappp]

@quasar-crew MY BRAIN FINALLY LET ME FUCKING DRAW SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOO.

Ok so all of these ideas are seriously impacted by quaser and polarspaz's amazing fic which you can read here and also this one called undertow. The combined might of these two fics are giving me brainrot that could make Ethan Winters jealous.

I love seeing everyone give Leon mandibles. Seriously. Mandibles for the win. Bug boys stay winning ong frfr. BUT. I wanted to try and do something slightly different because I saw the regenerators in the remake and went JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS HORRIFYING and then proceeded to watch like 3 speculative biology videos about how they work.

I have given himb. Teef. When in doubt just add more teef this always works no exceptions.

I had some VERY OBVIOUS Xenomorph inspiration I'm not even gonna pretend like I didnt. However I am very proud of his tail. Ive essentially created a design that allows it to turn into a saw once its impaled someone. If the blade of the tail gets caught halfway through someones torso? Shaboom. The spines flex and you've got an automatic bone saw now cut that guy in half.

I also have some speculation about how the plaga itself mutates the body.

Given that in game the infecting agent is called a 'toxin' I can only assume that the plaga is mutating its hosts with a geneotoxin. A genotoxin is a chemical agent that causes chromosomal damage and/or mutations. Usually these mutations refer to cancer, but the plaga could absolutely be making something specialized to mutate a host in a way it deems beneficial. This would mean that the plaga would probably be pulling nutrients/calories/protien/WHATEVER it needs from Leons body, and using it to create and refine this toxin.

Also, the black blood vessels leads me to believe that the plaga is spreading this toxin through the cardiovascular system, so I made a diagram that includes 'barbs' in the left ventricle and left atrium. I figure the toxin would be essentially 'hitching a ride' to the oxygenated blood that would then spread throughout the entire body. That also got me thinking about how much I see Leon coughing up some kind of black substance. I think that could be his body purging materials that the plaga has deemed 'waste'. So genetic material that it doesn't think is needed would be coughed up. So. Uh. I guess he's basically coughing up his own rotten insides. That gets worse the longer I think about it.

#thanks for suggesting that I make a version of infected leon quaser this was really fun #I have some ideas for like. not just the torso. but I got a little carried away. might add on more later #my art #digital art #resident evil #leon kennedy #infected leon #sketch #fic rec #seriously fucking read those fics. top tier body horror on fucking GOD frothing at the mouth writhing on the ground need m o a r #everyone is infected au

[whilomm]

"oh theres so much laios tentacle stuff" WHERE IS IT?? WHAT WEBSITES?? TELL ME

#WHY AM I FINDING MORE LAIOS/MARCIELLE STUFF THAN I AM LAIOS/TENTACLES THAT IS NOT FUCKING RIGHT #WHY IS THERE 50 PAGES OF CHILCHUCK GETTING TENTACLE FCUKED AND NOT LAIOS HES THE PRIME CANDIATE #god i hate the tumblr ban yet again bc it would surely be So Much Easier to find here #im trying ro use gelbooru and pixiv and shit but 1. having trouble figuring out how to search 2. SERIOUSLY WHY SO MUCH #MARCILLEE/LAIOS SHIT THAF OUTWEIGHS TENTACLES BY SO FUCJING MUCH #WHY!!! UNNECESSARY!!! #also unfortunately. laios and falin stuff which is. hm. no please keep that 100000 miles away from me thanks. #also for how popular laios/kabru is here i hardly see ANY of it there #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #maybe if i tag it the laios squad will come with links and websites and search terms #TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT WORDS TOTYPE INTO THIS WEBSITE PLEASE ITS IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND I AM CONFUSION

[turtlecleric]

your breath comes out short and heavy as Leo pins his weight on your hips . Your hands pinned by your head as you both come clattering on to the floor. He smiles down at you cockily as you tap his leg with your foot when his weight becomes too much. "I suppose I win this round to." Leo practically sings as he rises from your body and lifts you up to your feet. You let go of his hand and begin to stretch out your limbs pouting slightly. You thought you were ready to take Leo on in these head to head sparring matches, but considering the now staggering amount of losses you are now starting to realize you might have been overconfident about your own abilities. But honestly the worst thing about all of this is Leo's stupidly smug face every time he pins you. How his whole demeaner shifts because, he won. Losing to Leo has never not been the worst thing in all of existence. And the absolute worst thing about that is... its kinda hot when he gets cocky. The way he talks becomes more rhythmic, his voice a song in your ears, egging you on to try and make it shut up, his touch confident and commanding. Forcing you into place so he can straddle you, again and again and again. You are actually considering blaming your lizard lady brain for half of these losses. Its not your fault that him pinning you is hot as shit. You take a plastic water bottle and pour some water out into your palm splashing your face. Cooling you down. fucking stupidly hot prick you think as Leo Saddles on up to you his face tying its best to hide that its radiating smugness. "One more round, or has mi Princesa had enough?" He sings the words at you, overly confident, almost cruelly. you feel the water bottle in your hand crunch in slightly. He's just trying to rile you up, you think to yourself. He just wants another taste of victory, You wont fall for it, nope, nuh uh, Definitely not. "Shut up asshole." you say with an irritated eyeroll as you begin to walk past. "Ooooh, Did I strike a nerve there Princesa? you know its not very lady like to be a poor loser." That stops you in your tracks. You spin around towards him. " Who said I was ever trying to be lady like Leo?" He smiles wolfishly back at you. Like your prey, dumbly walking into his trap. "Good point, I suppose no one really has." "Shut up!" "Make me." You pause looking up at him. you hadn't realized how close to him you had gotten till now. He is still smiling down at you curiously. You can practically feel the electricity forming between you two. Your anger and his smugness mixing together. Intoxicating the both of you. You relent.

"Fine asshole, one more round" You say as you take up your stance on the tatami mats. "trust me Princesa, it wont be much of a round." Leo makes good on that statement. You manage to strike at him twice before he grabs hold of your arm, twisting it behind you and slamming the both of you into the ground. Your anger pushes you forward though, you grit your teeth and try to kick at him but its no use. He pins your knees with his own immobilizing you. The hair on the back of neck stands on end when you feel breath. A laugh that is too hot, too close. You feel your self growing wet, Like you weren't already a bit before. You pray that he cant tell. "Oh, mi amor, I'm starting to think you like it when I pin you." You try to wiggle out of his grasp again so you can smack him, but he shoves your arm up higher and the pain pins you to the ground again. He laughs as he relents the pressure on your arm. "You know if you wanted me to pin you to the ground and fuck you senseless, you only needed to ask nicely." You feel your body grow hot as your cunt clenches around nothing. God that's a hot image. Him fucking you like this. Him taking his pleasure while you scrape and try to overpower him. The only thing keeping you from that fantasy becoming real is your stubbornness. "Eat shit and die Leo." He laughs as he once again shoves your arm up rewarding your comment with more pain, however this time he doesn't relent, he keeps your arm there as you squirm underneath him. You grit your teeth. Is it bad that this is also kinda turning you on? You cant see his face but you can hear in his smile in his voice. You can feel his gaze on the nape of your neck. Everything about this is making you dizzy. "Thats not an answer mi amor. Are we doing this or not? " You bite the inside of your cheek. Fuck it, stubbornness be damned you want this. "Yes." You feel Leo relent on the position he has on your arm. "Yes what Princesa? " you groan in annoyance, God hes such a poor winner. "Yes, please pin me to the ground and fuck me senseless." He smiles. " Good girl." The next thing you feel is his teeth on your shoulder. The pain makes you cry out as he grinds against your ass. He soaking both of your shorts in seconds "Fuck." You cry out as you press your ass up higher giving him a better angle to grind against. God you wanna know what his face looks like right now. primal and heavy. His mouth stained with your blood as he takes his pleasure offering you none in return. After all your just prey to him right now. A prize he won fair and square. God you want him to touch you. You need him to touch you. "Leo please I'm begging." He detaches from your shoulder and licks a bloody stripe across your pulse. "You call that begging?" he say incredulously his voice strained as he continues to hump you. "I've taught you better Princesa. You need to tell me what you want." "Fuck, Please touch me." he laughs cruelly at that "I am touching you." Your going to kill him. Someday, some how, you know deep in your heart of hearts you are going to be the one that murder this man. "Goddamn it you fucking bra-" your anger is cut off as he presses your arm up again. pain shooting through you. "Tisk, tisk, mi amor. Who is the one being a brat right now?" "You." You hiss as he shoves your arm up even higher. tears pricking your eyes. "Me." You say correcting yourself. he rewards you by lowering your arm back down to the first position. Still painful but you sigh anyway from the relief. "Me, I'm being the brat, I'm sorry I'm sorry. Please, I just want your fingers in me. Please ill be good I swear"

Leo hums as if content at you, lowering your arm back down to a non painful position. "See, that wasn't so hard now was it." You grit your teeth holding back any sort of sass before crying out as he glides his hands under your shorts and presses his finders inside of you. Your greedy cunt immediately clenching around them. "Fuck yes, Thank you, thank you." you cry as he pumps his fingers, shallowly. Its not enough but God its something. You try to buck your hips into his hand to get any kind of friction on your clit but its no use the position just isnt right. "Please touch my clit, I need it please I need it." Your too dizzy now to care about keeping up appearances. You need pleasure. you need him to touch you like this. You need his cock in you. He growls lowly in your ear as you feel him drop, He then shoves your hips back down onto the floor and removes his hand from your cunt. you whine desperately from the loss. "No,no,no,no,no, I'm being good please, please your fingers please, I'm sorry."

Its then you feel him kiss your cheek sweetly, letting go of your arm that's been keeping you pinned . "its ok, mi Amor, you are being good I just need to change positions. is that ok?" You nod your head and take in a deep breath as he shifts on top of you. he takes both your arms and ties them behind you. probably with his mask you think. He then lifts your hips up an d removes your shorts and underwear before pressing your thighs together and pressing his cock between them, Thigh fucking against your folds. the tip of his cock head rubbing against your clit with each thrust. God you didn't know what to expect but it was definitely not this. Regardless though the release of having something to grind your clit against is more then enough to have you screaming for more. And you do in fact scream for more. For his cock you actually be inside you however he doesn't relent. He continues to thigh fuck you till the both of you are well and spent. His hand pressing your face into the tatami the whole way.

(-Stranger)

I'M SCREAMING

#i sat here. eyes wide. mouth agape. heart POUNDING. as i read this #oh my god #oh my GOD THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGG #i need this like i need oxygen #am I drooling???? FUCK SOMEONE HELP ME #thank you for this delicious meal holy SHIT this is my JAM #ff #rise!leo #fav #my heart seriously won't stop fluttering oh my god #asks #hey god? it's me again #I'm begging #just like I would for L- [is struck by lightning] #long post

[mo-ok]

guys hELP

#like thanks for the save but did you have to drag him along the fucking ground like that oh my god #changeman #super sentai #file this under 'practical effect/stunt/prop work that has me screaming at the screen' #the limp tsurugi dummy has come to life and shot me point blank in the head #i cant actually watch it properly i have to cover my face i cant stop laughing #this is in the same league as the 'sasuke falls off bridge' scene in kaku ep15 #if they were allowed one fuck i'd let booba say it right here #but SERIOUSLY HAYATE BUDDY lift him OFF the ground why are you dragging him like this

[baby-xemnas]

can i be honest. i am so over one piece posts because of oversaturation, i block the tag, but i will always visit your tumblr every so often because i love the idea and content of bepolaw so much. theyre so good and hot and wonderful. your content specifically. bepolaw real, even if idk jack shit about the series

anon's one piece:

maybe the real treasure were the bear best friends we kissed along the way

thank you so much for the message ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ makes me super happy that you check my stuff specifically and its an exception :)))))) thats very very nice ♥

#anonymous #oversaturation is real even to me and im a fan #used to be more invested in the wank and the whole community hype part of it #when i first got in it in 2014 (?) #because i love communities and i was dumber and wasted myself more on arguing and whining lol #i try to do less of that now #anyway #i returned now thanks to epic bepo chan crumbs but i catch myself returning to old habits #like getting mad at fucking posts #and im like oh my god.....this shit again. not going back to tha old me #like i see that tidal wave of bullshit #like opening reply section under a popular post and see all the screeching #and woah mama that makes me wanna RUN #and i dont mean just the ''dudebro'' (i dont use that term seriously anymore its crap) part of it #fujo side is not much better #bigger fandom more people more annoying people #it all scales up

[mattodore]

there's something about the way you are that makes me… ♪

#river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #i was going through old screenshots for something to post bc it's been a minute and saw this........ #i didn’t do much editing on this but those scratches were fun to make ☝️ #theo's old hair... weeps and sobs #anyway hi i keep doing this thing where i disappear for days at a time idk it's the changing of seasons or something #my bad seriously but tbf i'm not doing so hot like medically speaking rn so i can't really be online a lot atm... #or at least i can't really type that much #but i'm working on theo's birthday edit for the 28th :) my little libra baby <3 #i'll be honest... i only started working on it like three days ago bc i do love to put things off until the last minute #i'm actually still working on the poses themselves bc i have to work super fucking slow due to the State of my body lmao #i’m using vyx’s rig for them so they’re going by much faster than they would’ve before like thank god #also i remade theo’s teen sim for the edit (as well as finally making his child sim!!) and he definitely looks better now #icb i thought his eyes looked brown before… i was out of my mind for that one #um. anything else to say…….. idk my hands are starting to hurt so i’ll get out of these tags now. bye friends and lovers <3

[craycraybluejay]

yes i am an adult male who loves high school dramas this is because i literally never experienced normal coming of age drama like ever and am disconnected from the collective experience of having a relatable peer group forever hope that helps

#i JUST want to experience high school #without like. my whole shitty life thing having gone on #i want to go to high school and have stupid drama and sexuality crises and worries about grades #not... That #i never had that im never going to have that #can i get (one) permission to go a little crazy if i survive into a university #fuck everyone befriend and be-enemy everyone get all up in peoples stupid mind numbingly low stakes drama #i want that sweet golden experience where the worst thing ill ever fear is annoying my classmates #or accidentally spilling something on someone at a dance #i deserve it i deserve to have had a childhood and a young adulthood and a life #i deserve to have dealt with unserious issues to prepare me for bigger ones #rather than serious danger that leaves me permanently severed from normal people and life #and makes me incapable of reacting proportionally or finding it in me to care about less serious problems #like yes it sucks your mom is going to miss college graduation #but i thank my lucky stars that you are not dying or being abused or starved or beaten or exploited #i literally dont know how to take things seriously a lot of the time like im not able to even if i try #because to me the mildest real problem is someone purposefully isolating you and ruining your health #the MILDEST #i try to care ab simple stuff i really do i just CANT #and it sucks so much trying to be a good friend and kind feeling like i cant do enough #the loud thought 'i wish that hapoened to me/i wish i worried about that/i wish the people i love only had that as a problem' #i get so envious. like thank fucking god your parents divorced like normal adults when it should be over #thank fucking god that 'friend' cut you off when they were actively insulting you and betraying your trust #thank the fucking universe that shitty partner dumped you before you fkn hurt yourself over them #yk? #and its a 'mean/cold' way to think about it but i just dont have the capacity to think or feel the little picture #i can imagine my friends subjected to such horror even tho i dont want to

[ghost-proofbaby]

Hi ghost! Wanted to ask you, if you would be ok with me binding twenty four hours into a book for myself. I love the fic so much and it would be a dream to get to bind it🩶

absolutely under one condition:

you've gotta show me alllll the pictures once you do!! <3

no but seriously. this ask just made me cry. you guys absolutely can bind my fics if you truly want to, as long as it's just for yourselves and you're not reselling them or anything. alright. going back into my corner to sob now because someone likes my writing enough to want a physical fucking copy. god you just made my day my dear

#thank u ily <3 #seriously i fucking love you so much what the hell #y'all have permission to bind any of my fics into books for yourselves as long as you show me all the photos because *what the fuck* #that's so fucking cool i am genuinely crying #just no selling on etsy please and thank you but HOLY SHIT #this is just. gah. oh my god.

[sleep-nurse]

He is full of fish

(IK YOU SAID THIS IS A WIP IM REALLY SORRY BUT I JUST REALLY WANTED TO DRAW THEM BC I LOVE THIS DESIGN SM..)

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#tenka willow #my sona #art for me #HOLY SHIT I JUST WOKE UP FROM ETERNAL SLUMBER #AND I SEE ??????? THIS ???????????????????????????? IKM ???????? #OH MY GOD HOW DP YOUY DRAW HIM SO WELL.........THANK YOU SO MUCH???????😭😭😭💖💖 #GOD I LEGIT FEEL SO HONOURED IM AAUSHGHUEIHYT()£Y()YU()YT()/£()/ #U66I90UU060I6UUI690690I9IUE6 #ASDFGHJKLòàù #I WISH I HAD THE WORDS RIGHT NOW SERIOUSLY THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVES #THIS IS GONNA BRING ME GOOD LUCK AT SCHOOL TODAY #AAAAAAAAAAAAAHIYHGH(Y)T£()YT£()YT£()YTY()£T)Y(Y()£()YT #im so normal...............................Im So Fucking Normal #THIS IS SO????? PRETTY?????? TO LOOK AT??????????????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THANK YOU SO MUCHJHHHHHHHHHHH IMCOMBUSTING 💥💥💥💥💥💥 #EATS THIS FOR BREAKFAST

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

WOAH—WOAH WOAH WOOOAAHHH WAH WUH WOAHH???? IM SO WOAH IM SO IN SHOCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO CHECK MY FOLLOWING AND SAW THIS???? YALLLLL…..

#THANK YOU SM OH MY FUCKING GOD???💞💞💞💓💓💓💓 #CASH IS FUCKING LOSING HER MIND #CASH IS VERY THANKFUL #SERIOUSLY I LOVE YALL #cash speaks <3 #<333333 #seriously tho this is so fuckin crazy I literally never imagined ppl likin my silly little katsu fics so much #thank you!!! #just to be clear #girl in the picture is NOT me im black LMFAOOOO😭

[daincrediblegg]

They didn’t cast Jared Harris as anybody in game of thrones because they knew he would be too powerful. An immediate fan favorite. Ian McShane bit parts are a dime a dozen but the one smart move that D&D made was keeping Jared out of it because if they didn’t and killed him off people would be more mad than they were about the ending because he’d be so beloved they would literally riot in the streets if he died because he out-acted everyone in the main cast and YES! That includes Charles Fucking Danse

#and he is a difficult man to say that about bc god damn tywin goes hard #I’m still convinced that he somehow knew who Arya was for real and just never told bc fuck it let the failure to capture Arya Stark be on #his kids heads fuck that noise #but seriously as much as it would be a delight to see jared in westerossi garb doing stuff thank god we didn’t have to watch him die on #another prestige drama show. let alone another one from hbo #jared harris #game of thrones #still going full speed ahead with the medieval au in the sims tho I’m on castle no. 2 baby #also house of the dragon has a great opportunity to fix past sins so I mean!!! fingies crossed

[whump-queen]

begging someone to hold a gun to my head so my brain will finally make me do my dishes, laundry, vacuuming, job applications, emails, messages,, just to get anything done at all without constantly wanting to die

#executive dysfunction is a fucking hellscape and I want out I want out I wantoutoutout #fuck my liiifee #seriously the threat of imminent immediate danger is the only way I can do fucking anything #executive dysfunction #the kind that makes me wanna BANG MY HEAD INTO THE NEAREST HARD SURFACE UNTIL I CANT SEE ANYMORE #death sounds preferable !!!!!!!!! #all those bullshit articles written by nt ppl like ‘MAKE A LIST!!1!1 BREAK DOWN UR TASKS!!!1!’ #THANKS BRENDA BUT ID RATHER PLUCK MY EYELASHES OUT ONE BY ONE #I literally gave my coworker $100 in cash the other day and said #’if I don’t have that report for u by tomorrow you get to KEEP THE $100.’ #because I COULD NOT DO IT OTHERWISE ID BEEN RIPPING MY HAIR OUT FOR WEEKS OVER THAT ONE THING #if u have exec dysfunction and have any tips for me other than putting myself in danger like - pls help ohmygod #legit a cry for help I don’t know what anyone would do but like #god damn a button that lets someone shock me remotely if I don’t do the shit i’m #supposed to do #I ACTUALLY NEED THAT IT WOULD SAVE MY LIFE HHAA #tw mental health #tw suicidality #adhd #tw implied suicidal tendencies #vent #personal

[firefromthegodspro]

NGL I know its a controversial scene, but I genuinely love the "Adult Kiss" scene from End of Eva.

Like I know some people say it's "Out of Character" for Misato but I ask you how???? Like half the entire series is hammering into you that this woman, despite having at least some form of familial love for Shinji, is entirely willing to toss both it and her morals aside to get him to pilot. Like this woman, multiple times, explicitly ignores the severe trauma piloting inflicts onto Shinji to guilt him into it because "he has to". So no, I do not think its OOC for her to offer an "Adult Kiss" to him on her deathbed if he gets into the Eva. She knows he's desperate for any sort of affection at this point and that it will get him to pilot so of course she'll toss aside morals and decency to do it.

And yes its disgusting, its awful, and that the point. You are supposed to look at this scene in horror and go "what the fuck is going on???" You're supposed to despise her for it, to thinks she's an awful human being, because she's explicitly offering a 14 year old the promise of sex (that she knows she will never be able to fulfill) if he will just get in the fucking robot again and this is a bad thing.

I won't speak to directorial intent because I A: am not in contact with Hideki Anno (despite fervently desiring to pick his brain about Shin Kamen Rider) B: do not speak Japanese so cannot read his interviews unless its through the lens of a (potentially flawed) translator and C: Am too fucking lazy to look up said interviews anyways. But I will say that, whether retroactively or not, Eva is a genuinely good commentary on the "Relatable Angsty Teenage Protagonist" because Shinji is incredibly relatable when he first shows up. Poor self-esteem, absent parents, issues connecting with people, etc. But as the series goes on and Shinji descends further and further to start to relate less and less and start to wonder "Why aren't any of these adults seeing. Why do they seem to miss or ignore the obvious traumas Shinji and Asuka have and why do they continue to push them to do something that only hurts them. Why don't they question the narrative, of why the teens are the only ones who can Pilot or whether its even true or not?"

TL;DR yes Misato is an awful human being, and yes just about everything she does in EoE is entirely in character for her

#neon genesis evangelion #end of evangelion #end of evangelion spoilers #spoilers #nge spoilers #no like seriously this is such a good scene explicitly because what she's doing is so awful #apologies for the brain vomit I just feel really strongly about Eva #love this series and the depressing as fuck tale it tells #thank god Anno finished the Rebuild tetralogy I hope he never has to revisit it again

[animentality]

my brother watches yellowjackets with me, and when he saw a fairly accurate placenta on screen, he actually gagged and said he was going to throw up.

and i just kind of chuckled, and he was like what is it??

and i was like...if you'd ever had a period...you'd know this really isn't that big a deal. that kind of shit comes out on the regular.

and the look of horror he gave me was hysterical.

women and people with vaginas are so metal, y'all.

you just do that shit sometimes, and it's like nothing to you.

warriors.

#hmmm #yellowjackets #placenta #periods #menstruation #seriously though #some of the shit that comes out is like organs and mucus and strings of horror #but you feel weirdly happy to see it #because its like oh thank god #i got that nasty shit out #im cleaning #im doing summer cleaning #it is disgusting but in the way natural things kind of are #maybe im insane #maybe im fucking weird #but by that point im just glad its gonna be over #i find pre period pains way worse than the actual bloodletting