#tell me im funny /j

[beetroot-merchant]

seem like a sane bunch to go to for advice

#🐞 || beetle babbles #should i put this in the art tag ? i guess it counts #🐞 || beetle draws #the property of hate #tell me im funny /j #🐞 || fandom: tpoh

[m0ucury]

It was funnier in my head I swear

#madness combat #mc sanford #hank j. wimbleton #madness combat hank #mc deimos #mc hank #deimos #2bdamned #please tell me im funny/hj

[ecivons]

Ok but imagine zosan being a couple and Sanji starts being weird to Zoro w all the mellorine Heart eyes shit and when Zoro is working out sanji likes to watch him and his nose starts bleeding and zoro doesn’t know how to feel about this behavior and eventually he just goes to nami like

“…is this how it feels”

#is this a fucked up thought? #i think it’s funny #might draw this if people agree LMFAOOOOSOIA #zosan #sanzo #zosan headcanons #? #von insane ramble moment #von.txt #I’m insane ngl #I J REALIZED #POST TS SANJI DOESNT GO MELLORINE ANYMORE #NOOOOOOO #AM I WRONG TELL ME IM WRONG

[realsafari]

i forgot that certain types of jokes REALLY arent funny and i made 2 yesterday after being told the first time that it wasnt funny uhhh...

yeah um.

this week is not going so fun.

#safari is the best browser #safari posts #safari's deep shit #for clarification it was an incest joke #i forgot that a lot of ppl dont find that funny #yeah i screwed up #it was abt the twins from OHSHC #i jokingly said “ermmmm hikaru kaoru kiss” without a /j tag because i thought ppl would interpret it as joking #i also attatched the sweet home alabama song to the message #uh #yeah anyways i just lost all my friends so thats fun #EXTRA CLARIFICATION: NO I DO NOT FUCKING SHIP THE TWINS THATS DISGUSTING??? #i dont rlly ship anyone except mori x hani and tamaki x haruhi #but not even hardcore #js casual #anyways #yeah im telling a whole story here #um yeah if u want to comfort me u can but i dont expect u to bc i did make a really gross joke. #love u all!!

[gxlden-angels]

On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:

Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them

#I didn't have that exact one but I had a girls' bible with the lil dream girl passages in them #mine was purple and green #There was a specific one I read over and over because it was about thinking about your best friend #and I thought about my best friend that way #except it wasn't actually in a friend way I flat out just had a crush on them lol #I later went on to id as a lesbian and that specific story made helped me realize it #so maybe that bible was good for something #I'm now a lil bi boy who might be ace but still #Im 21 now actually Im a Man in the U.S. /j #it's just #always so funny watching people remind me that I grew up Not Normally #like I genuinely got so into reading those lil bible dream girl passages #but I also preferred the gross out shit of the boys' one #cause I was one of those cartoon network poop fart joke funny tweenagers #I loved gaming stunts and all things gross or whatever #I wasn't allowed to actually do that because I was a lil lady so I enjoy it now #I tell people I'm going to shit their pants if they don't leave me alone and think I'm the funniest human alive #anyways go watch kurtis's new video about gendered products it's good #ex christian #religious trauma

[candycatstuffs]

you should hit the slay button (explode) I think

YOU GOT IT BOSS

💅💥💥

#im sure this is about the wonderful art i reblogged last night #but also i think itd b rly funny if this was j someone unrelatedly telling me to explode lmao #asks

[milkbreadtoast]

DUNMESHI EP 3 WAS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL OMG THE ANIMATION WAS SO GOOD😭😭😭 LAIOS IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM... hes so smart... one of the most likeable male anime protags ive seen in a while... 1 of the most likeable protags period tbh anyway hes good🥺

#i usually get attached to side/supporting charas more than the protags so it means a lot that 1 of my fav charas is laios rn #(and yeseo for twsb)... #their common point: hungry LHDSKHD /j #basically what this means is im going to enjoy dunmeshi a lot bc im not just tolerating the boring protag dcgddfgd #cant wait to meet other charas too KABRU WHENNNNN #most excited to meet kabru i like his design a lot #also its cool to see laios like thinking and reasoning a lot while fighting... #like a lot of shounen(which is what ive watched most of) protags r just act first think later which is fine i like those too #but i feel like its more rare to see one be a thinker™️. esp one that looks himbo coded like laios tbh #like yea hes really not a himbo as ppl said... Good #cant believe i thought laios was gonna be boring when i first saw his design yrs ago... boring generic white boy... #hes actually funny moe white boy. #HES SO ENDEARING... i can already tell he has a lot of good leadership skills/qualities too #his crazy eyed monster fanboying moments are sooo. cute... moe... #i also unfortunately find him v handsome. gh... dont look at me... #its the droopy eyes... why do all my favs have droopy eyes rn is that my type now... sigh #ALSO YEA THE ANIM THIS EP WAS SO BEAUTIFULLL I KEPT MARVELING AT THE VARIETY OF INTERESTING SHOTS #AND THE MOVEMENT AND DETAIL ANDD EVERYTHING #ALSO I HEARD HAYAMI SAORI AS FALIN OMG ITS PERECT 🥺🥺🥺 #dunmeshi liveblog

[user1286]

W what do I even say anymore THEYVE TAKEN OVER MY MIND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM

ALSNWKD practices n such that’s all these rlly are KSNDDJND

#I realized I needed to draw them happy for once but they’re not allowed to be happy yet #t THEYRE ALL SO SILLYYYY #BIGG SILLYS #MY SILLYS #magni and Modi fans tell me something funny abt these ugly bitches or die🔫/j #also IM LEARNING TO PAINT GRRR IM SO GLAD THIS ATTEMPT ACTUALLY CAME OUT PR DECENT FOR ONCE >:D #magni and modi #magni gow #modi gow #thrud gow #thrud thorsdottir #modi god of war #magni god of war #gow #god of war #poopoo sketches #my poopis #gods of disappointment

[a-random-warrior]

Hfjone au where ONE is never started because Airy found a bunch of cats in the dimension he was teleported to

#I'd also be kinda funny if he still teleported the “contestants” to the plane just to show them his cats #though i dont know if id be funnier if he had a social media account where he posted photots/updates about them #in all the photos hes seen holding them to the computer camera cause thats the only camera he has lmao #osc #hfjone #onehfj #theyre all named after nature things #like poppy and marigold #he probably also named one airy jr or somethin cause hes a loser #that was rude sorry #im not #he is a loser #WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME I DIDNT EVEN PUT AIRY'S NAME IN THE ORIGINAL POST #y'all a bunch of fake mfs yknow that /j

[synthshenanigans]

Continuing from my last post bout Mind, we also need to talk more about how paranoid & untrusting/second-guessing your mind can be cause i think its very interesting

#as somone whos way too paranoid for its own good i like seeing it portrayed into mind #im not projecting you are shush #but like especially the way he sometimes assumes heart is lying or doing thing for attention/pity #cause its like when your brain would tell those things #or maybe thats just my mental illness talking #also not trying to paint heart as innocent here this was just a mind post #heart can also be a bit self centered or the whole claiming to be the victim thing #but also thats not bashing heart either i love the guy too #this is just me looking at some lyrics and how the characters operate and going #“omg hes just like me fr fr” and projecting #none of them are okay and its fun to characterize the reasons why #heart always claims to be the victim mind thinks hes better off without the rest & souls answer to the problem is to off everyone/himself #all bad thoughts but to heal we must take funny lil guys and make them sad #and project said feelings & thoughts unto them #okay im realizing a main reason i like hms/cjs music is i might relate to it too much #im fine i swear #i haven't even talked about the fact i like his two wuv hokum all ye faithful & hallelujah covers a lil too much #i need a cj's music trauma bingo card/j #okay rant over #chonny jash #cj mind

[toaster-selfships]

i of course HAVE to ask for number 6 on the ask game with mcqueen and anyone else you think would be fun to answer for. i would also love to ask 1 and 5!

~zale (@zaletham)

Thank you so very much Zale!!! Didn't realize how lengthy I was gonna talk about this here in the post and in the tags, but it was very nice to get out my system!! 😊

I'm actually so excited that you asked number 6 for M.cQueen, it hadn't even crossed my mind at first, and technically isn't zoo or aquarium, moreso museum, but I think that still qualifies- but! L.ightning actually loovesss dinosaurs! I don't know if you've ever heard of C.ars On The Road, it's like this little series that came out in 2023, each episode is about 5 minutes long(they say like 7 minutes but it's just 2+ minutes of credits, no extra credit scenes except for a 5 second one in one episode) and L.ightning and M.ater, to make a long story short, go on a roadtrip together and they go on stops along the way and the first stop they go to is like a dinosaur museum!

And L.ightning like full swing goes into hyperfixation mode and just babbles about dinosaurs and I love it. He says he did "hours of intensive research" and it just cuts to him watching documentaries in M.ack's trailer and it makes me giggle. M.ack is so sweet, I can only imagine how much second-hand dino knowledge he has cause of L.ightning or overhearing his documentaries! There's also been some jokes that what if the main reason L.ightning wanted to be D.inoco's team in the first movie is just cause he likes dinosaurs and I love it.

I explain a bit more in the tags but tumblr has a one video limit per post that I didn't know about?? So I'm just doing one of the clips here!

They're so silly I love it.

But basically to make a long story short! L.ightning has a massive hyperfixation on dinosaur stuff and would thrive in a dinosaur related musuem. Though, I'd imagine he'd be bored in an aquarium or zoo until he realized that he could make connections here, and he'd go around to all the bird-type species or sharks and talk about how they're related to dinosaurs or have dinosaur ancestors and such!

1) what does their alarm ringtone sound like

It took me some pondering at first who to answer this for and then an idea immediately hit me, and I'd figure I'd answer this for F.rancesco

Basically, to put it in a nutshell, F.1 is a bunch of international racers on international race courses, and whoever wins at the end of each race gets their national anthem played! And I'm giggling over the thought of F.rancesco setting his alarm that he wakes up to in the morning to ltaly's national anthem.

Ringtone wise though, he'd definitely set it to a specific song, or something someone would ask questions about so he could go on this entire spiel about how it relates to him or something he likes. I'd probably rub off on him at some point and he'd make his ringtone(or the ringtone specifically for when I call) S.mooth Operator by Sade.

5) how do they bookmark their book pages

I'll answer this one for F.inn, just cause I think he's the one that's mostly likely to read full books fairly frequently. He'd probably just have a simple bookmark. something small and fairly thin cause he likes taking care of his books and wouldn't want to bend any pages or mess up the spine of the book too badly, probably something like this:

Maybe not the particular design that's on it, but definitely just the rectangle with the little tassels on it. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bookmark with the UK flag on it as a design, he's quite patriotic and I think it's adorable. Though due to my recent knitting escapades he'd 100% ask me to knit one like one of these:

Though this has also given me the brilliant enlightenment idea of F.inn having one of those book lights or book lamps that clamp onto the book and shines a light on it and you can kinda adjust it and l'1l be having brainrot over that for a bit. May or may not have cultivated a fic idea around it already.

#tumblr has a one video limit????? #which i decided to just leave out the longer one since its like a whopping(/j) 40 seconds long and just add the sillier one #the longer clip just had the scene of Lightning mentioning “hours of intensive research” thing and him jumping around to the different- #-dino exhibits and rattling off all these dino facts to Mater #Mater proceeds to. i kid you not get underestimated and has some bonkers daydream #i could talk about Cars On The Road for a very long time but it just screams how neurodivergant Mater and Lightning are and i knEW IT #felt it in my bones #thank you for coming to my TEDTalk. if youve read all of this then im buying you one million robux and- #-three things of whatever you want from a gas station #sometimes tumblr mixes up my tags and if it happened this time then this is gonna be unintelligible #tooth and nail tumblr. TOOTH AND NAIL. but it was also funny and im being humerously overdramatic #but tumblr put me through a whole thing and i missed where it said that it would take a moment for the video to process and #i typed out this whole other thing and! it was a silly rollarcoaster. but we're all good now XD everything turned out as planned #do i dare put this so blatantly in the selfship tags. shamelessly telling the world i kiss Lightning McQueen.

[pup-pee]

i drew this last yr & i have no idea whats happening

like ik theres words n stuff i just dont get y i drew it,,,also its drawn on tt so like wtf

pretty sure morishiges saying; "wait a few secs b4 u kill some1 else?!"

mori; "i want more pictures"

kiz; "no u homo, weve discussed this i need 2 keep killing or it messes up my sleep schedule"

THEN 4 SOME REASON "uve seen jjba yk how this goes" IDK WHAT THIS MEANS OR THE REFERENCE IM MAKING

anyways heres kizashige shit from 2022

#most of my copa art is traditional but kizashige nade it 2 ms paint #2 cheers 4 them ig #srry about the oocness ig #just b glad im not posting the mpreg meme #no srs tho im not funny y was this is this my humor sometimes bc hsgacbnnnnn gggggggv ugh #i should digitalize more copa art 2 redeem myself idk #seiko r u ready 2 b butchering? #also sachiko #bc little murderer #also drawing her + kiz 2gether is entertaining #what we all have our hobbies #i just horde all of my copa art blehhhh #i am NOT fucking tagging fhis w/actual tags nuh uh #if any1s followed me 4 my 2 copa posts this is ur treat ig #more like a punishment but hey u followed from medicore posts in the 1st place #im rambling again #im tired if u cant tell #time 2 pick up copa again & watch seiko die 30 times bc i keep 4gettinf how 2 get past the 1st lvl & i refuse 2 look up a guide #/j pls #ik how 2 do it just dont make me explain

[sunshinetrinket]

@qjaiden :3

#tell luke thanks for the references it was me and two of his drawinfs against the world #anyway this was actually 2 practice for something iim maybe drawing later but no spoilers #aand goodnight i got work tomorrow and i think the meds wore off jopefully woah spanish j lets go 🔥 sorry thats what i say when i #accidently type a j where an h should bei think im funny #trinket reflects #trinket 🐐 #art #sunny.png

[donut-entendre]

its so funny when people talk to me like im new here. hello

#ppl coming back after a year: man i miss donut-entendre that guy posted about those funny dudes #tumblr user cabooseisms: QUIT TELLING POEPLE IM DEAD #this is /j this tickles me. #nonsense thoughts #ive been here since 2017 i'm in hell forever #after a year it's over. you're stuck forever. your autism latches onto that shit

[purple-genius]

#⭑☣⭑ YOU HAVE ONE (1) NEW MESSAGE FROM: DONATELLO { Donnie’s Logs } #⭑☣⭑ Hey remember that one time we did that one thing { Memory } #remembering specifically scenes in bug busters that apply to posts I see on my dash #remembering I was quiet when Raph and Mikey jumped Leo about “upsetting” Big Mama #because how was I to respond??? #Leo didn't actually do anything to upset her!! He didn't do anything wrong!! #But I get the feeling I kept quiet because Raph would've jumped me too and there would've been a fight??? #remembers I'd made a comment that episode too about “another classic Raph Leo fight” while in one of the traps I made #us jokingly: haha don't tell Raph about the bees!!! #us now after we found this out: actually genuinely don't tell Raph it's not /j anymore it's /srs #don't tell [x] is still funny though #but not don't tell Raph #man our family was kinda fucked wasn't it #don't tell leo im in the tags /j #I know he'll see this eventually lmao #not really trying to hide it #just in the tags bc it feels like whispering

[happi-tree]

you are genuinely one of the nicest kindest people i've ever met, talking to you is always a delight <3 plus you're funny as hell and your writing is amazing ily!

ACK tysm, lovebird!!! I'm glad you enjoy talking to me - I'm more than sure that I think the same talking to you, whoever you might be 🥰🥰🥰 I've been self-conscious forever about my writing, so I'm over the moon that lovely people like yourself have taken a liking to it! Thank you so much for the very sweet ask <333

#i knew i would get emo over these asks and yet i still reblogged the ask game. like an absolute fool. a buffoon. /j #speaking of sjfdvkhdvhfhks it always comes out of left field (in a good way) when someone tells me i'm funny i never expect it so im just #>:0c a little. yk??? #anyway!!! #thanks for the ask lovebird!!! #asks #ask game #nonnie