#tekken incorrect quotes

[guynamedultimax]

*Kazuya and Jin are fighting in their Devil forms in the background to the point they look comically exhausted*

Xiaoyu: They're not gonna stop, Jun-san, what do we do?

Jun: I don't know...I'm out of opt-

*suddenly the two of them receive a brutal beatdown that causes a large ruckus and a lot of smoke*

Jun: What the-?!

*Reina comes out of the smoke dragging both men's lifeless bodies*

Reina: You were saying?

Xiaoyu: Oh no.

#tekken #tekken incorrect quotes #reina mishima #jin kazama #ling xiaoyu #kazuya mishima #jun kazama #tekken 8 #this is how its going to go right?

[thekingwhereitallends]

(Kazuya and Reina meet for the first time)

Kazuya:Let me guess,you are another illegitimate child of Heihachi.

Reina:Correct.

Kazuya:You don't actually give a single damn about that bastard.

Reina:That's right.

Kazuya:And you want to overthrow me to reclaim Mishima Zaibatsu,huh?

Reina:The fact that you understood your assignment...I love that about you.

Kazuya:And you are like what,18 years old?

Reina:Well...

Kazuya:That scum really never kept it in his pants and now here i am,having no choice but to babysit his kid.

Reina:Don't get cocky,asshole.

Kazuya:Tch,spoiled brat...

*a few minutes later*

Reina:THAT WASN'T MY FAULT!

Kazuya:DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?

Kazuya:Challenging me to a fight and threatening to kill me just to lay on the floor and crying out loud like the annoying baby you are?

Kazuya:You all really feel the urge to antagonize me? The hell have i ever done to you anyway?

Reina:Sorry,oni san-

Kazuya:(pinches Reina's ear) Don't call me that,little girl.

#Kazuya Mishima #Reina Mishima #Tekken 8 #Tekken #Headcanon #Incorrect Quotes #Video Game

[incorrect-asulili]

Asuka: So you're a gang mediator.

Miguel: Sí, you need any advice you can come to me.

Asuka: Will do!

*3 am. Miguel's phone begins ringing, so he picks it up*

Miguel: A-Asuka? It is 3 am.

Asuka: I need advice. How can you tell when you have a crush on a girl?

Miguel:....

Miguel: It's Lili isn't it?

#asulili #liliasu #incorrect asulili quotes #tekken #tekken 7 #tekken 8 #asuka kazama #emilie de rochefort #lili x asuka #asuka x lili #lesbian #lgbtq #otp #yuri #miguel caballero rojo #they're friends. and he helps Asuka with her crush on Lili

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash bros Sexyman Contest!

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #poll #contest #tumblr sexyman #Sephiroth #Kazuya #fire Emblem #Tekken

[saikyo-rat]

Forest Law, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Paul Phoenix: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Forest Law: Ohhhh-

Marshall Law: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

#cute #tekken #shitpost #meme #forest law #paul phoenix #marshall law #incorrect quotes

[mnlghtdstnspam]

Xiaoyu, texting Jin: Jin! Help I’m being kidnapped

Hwoarang: Where are you?

Xiaoyu: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Jin: I’ll call Hwoarang.

Hwoarang, answering his cell: Y’ello?

Jin: Where’s Xiao? She texted me that she was being kidnapped.

Hwoarang: Xiao? Whaddya mean, she's right next to me-

Hwoarang:

Hwoarang: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Hwoarang: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Xiaoyu: WHO ARE YOU?!

#tekken #tekken 7 #jin kazama #hwoarang #ling xiaoyu #incorrect quotes #tekken memes #shitpost #im referring to Hwoa's TK4 haircut in his military uniform btw lmao #jinhwoaxiao #hwoaxiaojin #xiaohwoajin #what is their ot3 name

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Kazuya: Happy Father’s Day! Here, I made a list of all your accomplishments as a father.

Heihachi:….

Heihachi: This is a blank piece of paper.

Kazuya: 🙂

#incorrect quotes #incorrect smash bros #kazuya mishima #kazuya #heihachi mishima #incorrect Tekken quotes

[3gomega03]

Jin: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

#Incorrect Tekken Quotes #jin kazama

[littledancingphoenix]

Xiaoyu: "Hey, baby~" Jin: "Hey Xiao--" *stops mid-sentence, his face turning completely red* Xiaoyu: *giggles* "Just wanted to say you're so cute when you blush! Sorry, not sorry!"

#incorrect Tekken quotes #Ling Xiaoyu #Jin Kazama

[yuzuna123]

Jun: I’m fine 🙃

Kazuya: Okay, so you’re not letting me comfort you right now. Okay. Change of plans. I’ll just violently murder anyone who’s the slightest bit mean to you, then 🙂

#tekken #jun kazama #kazuya mishima #incorrect quotes #kazujun #kazjun #kazuya x jun

[dmz96]

You: Darling~

You: Sweetie~

You, plopping onto Jin's lap: Love of my life~

Jin: …You're angry with me, aren't you?

You, pulling him in close by his lapels: Absolutely 🩵LIVID🩵

#incorrect quotes #self insert #jin #jin kazama #tekken #bandai #bandai namco

[notsayingbutamsaying]

Hwaorang: the universe is so unfair and cruel!!

Xiaoyu : you just punched jin for no reason

Hwaorang: the universe made me do it...see this is what i am talking about!

#hwoarang #gaming #incorrect+quotes #tekken 7 #books & libraries #funny #jin kazama #tekken xiaoyu #fic prompt

[thekingwhereitallends]

Reina:I don't see a suitable cliff so i'll finish you off right here.

Kazuya:(enter his true devil form) YOU SHALL DIE SCREAMING!

*a few days later*

Kazuya:WHERE DO YOU FIND ALL THOSE SCUMS?

Jin:I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU-

Kazuya:(slams jin's face to a rock) THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!?

#Kazuya Mishima #Reina #Jin Kazama #Devil #Tekken 8 #Video Game #Incorrect Quote #Headcanon #Meme #Fanfiction

[incorrect-asulili]

Lili: I want you to know I love you

Asuka: What did you do?

Lili: and that, when the time comes I will marry you.

Asuka: What did you do?!?!

Lili: I may have burnt the stove to ashes

Asuka: I...I'm not even mad. That is actually impressive

#tekken #asulili #incorrect asulili quotes #asuka kazama #emilie de rochefort #otp #tekken 8 #lesbian #lgbtq #tekken 7 #asuka x lili #lili x asuka

[aaartemisia]

Josie : I wished I could teach you basic Tagalog words to you Miguel

Miguel : well tagalog has Spanish influence in it right?

Josie : yeah.. what does ‘mahal na mahal kita?” Means?

Miguel : uHM… I love you?

Josie : I love you too!

#josie rizal #miguel caballero rojo #filipino #spanish #incorrecttekkenqoutes #tekken 7 #source: me #incorrect quotes

[alan8tor]

Steve: Why do you guys look so upset?

Paul: Sit down and we’ll tell you

*Steve sits down*

Law: This bench is freshly painted

#incorrect Tekken quote #source: internet