#tea is coming

[cwdumptruck]

Oh no not Alex Garfin unfollowing Jordan Elsass and crossing his name out in the Saturn Awards Nominees’ list!

#superman and lois #alex garfin #jordan kent #jordan elsass #the former #jon kent #erik valdez #s&l drama #strap yourselves in folks #tea is coming

[lustwithoutlore]

After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

#Dick unexpectedly comes over and Jason has to rush to hide the evidence #Dick: Jason. Why is there a pitcher of tea a Pride and Prejudice DVD and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven #Jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods? #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #dick grayson #stephanie brown #nightwing #duke thomas #signal dc #batfam memes #incorrect batfamily quotes #red robin #robin dc #dc comics #damian wayne

[lunamugetsu]

Danny is a house husband.

That's it, that's all it is.

As the years went on. Danny retired from being a superhero. There was no need for Phantom when the GIW were dealt with and all the ghosts were under control.

Now what's left for him to do but to just sit back, relax, and finally be able to live his life.

Sam and Tucker on the other hand....

Well, they had plenty of pent up rage, wits, and chaos inside their mind to become villains.

But they had one rule.

Never bring work home and to never involve Danny in any of their supervillain business.

Okay that's technically two rules, but they're kind of synonymous especially since Danny has been taking care of their house while also entertaining himself with trying new hobbies.

Tucker and Sam both make sure that they never bring any of their villainy home to Danny, because all they want is for Danny to enjoy his happy hero retirement.

And Danny in turn, doesn't bat an eye when watching the news and seeing that there were magical plants that were attacking sites that oil companies were digging or that somehow Lex Luthor had lost five hundred million dollars and had somehow leaked records showing he was building weapons of mass destruction.

He also doesn't bat an eye when he sees that Tucker had brought home a telescope that definitely looks like it came from some fancy lab because hey, Tucker was making him an observatory so he can look at the stars and planets. While also how they were able to make a great gaming pc with computer parts that are definitely not sold in stores, because hey at least the newest update of Doomed wasn't lagging.

Or that Sam comes home with various plants and animals that are definitely not from planet earth, but hey the three headed wolf-lizard-eagle- hybrid thing (that Danny has affectionately named Fluffy) is pretty great at keeping the pests away from his vegetable garden and likes to eat any of Danny's new food creations and is a great playmate for Cujo.

So you can imagine how the Justice League thinks when dealing with the pair of new villains: Upload (Tucker) and Sam (I could not think of a villain name that would suit her, so it's up to you what you think her villain name would be)

And how they were currently wreaking havoc in the city either by cyber warfare with robots or by magic plant monster or a Frankenstein of both approaches. The heroes had all evacuated the civilians from the battle zone and are currently fighting a losing battle. When they've been effectively captured and restrained by the two. Right before the villains could go into a monologue, they hear a person clearing their throat.

Everybody looks to see a 25 year old man wearing a sweater vest (he made it himself, thank you very much) currently holding onto the leash of a giant glowing green dog and some kind of giant animal hybrid. The man's arms were crossed and was currently not sporting a very happy look on his face.

Tucker and Sam (looking at Danny with hesitant smiles): Hi honey.

Danny (frowning): you missed our anniversary dinner.

Tucker and Sam both pale as they quickly realized what the date and time was.

The league all watch as Sam and Tucker immediately start apologizing to the man that just walked into a battle zone.

Danny (still frowning): Hmph! I guess since you two didn't want dinner you can go back to your little fight. Don't expect me to make you any lunches for the next month, and since you two are having so much fun here, you'll be sleeping by yourselves for the next couple weeks.

The league all watch as they were let go as Sam and Tucker yell as they run after Danny yelling apologies as he was walking away from them.

This is not the last they see of Danny.

When Danny is displeased with either of his partners, he'll invite a hero over to have lunch of afternoon tea.

#dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom x dc #dpxdc #I'd think that Flash would be the one that Danny has tea/lunch with the most because that guy wouldn't turn down good food #And Danny is a really good cook #especially since the food doesn't come to life and try to stab him #Sam and Tucker be entering their home and then they see Captain Marvel there eating cookies because Danny offered them to him #dpxjustice league #dp x justice league #dp x dc prompt

[ivytea]

visitation to a restless shadow

#dies but shadow doesn't. comes back to find shadow living their life very normally. in fact doing a significantly better job etc etc #cats #artists on tumblr #goblincore #its tea times #whimsigoth #illustration

[technicalgator]

Doing your research before stating information as fact can make a world of a difference.

#made this for funnies #most of it was made before op made the apology post #but i spent a lot of time editing so i didnt want it to go to waste #it should go unsaid but #dont harass h0ly-tea #big thanks to the tf2 community for coming together on this #tf2 #team fortress 2 #trans history #transgender #lgbtq community #lgbtq #lgbtqia+ #gator bellows #technicalgator edit

[azucarera-art]

when u, a queen, come across another king, & u discuss how best to maximize ur joint slay 💅🏽✨

#farah & ghost bbfls #both buried alive at one point in their lives #both coming from nations w a lovely tea culture #both mourning a childhood they never had #they're besties your honor #cod #cod:mw #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #simon ghost riley #farah karim #azu art #for the glory of urzikstan

[sulkybender]

FALSE: Iroh invents bubble tea.

TRUE: Zuko invents bubble tea in underslept kitchen accident.

Sokka, genuinely confused, poking at it: Were you trying to make pudding or were you trying to make tea?

Zuko: Yes.

#zuko #sokka #zukka #Iroh #atla #bubble tea truthers #come on we all know Iroh would have hated it

[augustinewrites]

i cannot for the life of me find the ask, but this is what the fushigojo apartments (and house!) look like!! ps: i’ve attached the name of a song to each of the apartments that i think fits their time there!

the green tea & honey apartment

so here we have the first apartment! it’s fushigojo mom’s apartment— a cute little two bedroom close to the school. gojo doesn’t have his own place yet, and he doesn’t want to bring two zenin kids to the gojo clan, so this is the only place he considered raising them in. the kids are good at sharing a room for a while, but then they start kicking each other out of the bed in the middle of the night and are starting to need their own space, so after 2 years, they move!!

core memories in this apartment:

- trust was built here

- megumi lost his first tooth (and summoned his first shikigami! see: loose tooth)

- gojo and megumi shared their first father and son moment (see: off days)

the coming home apartment

this is the second apartment! gojo rents this place. it’s a little bigger, a little more grown up. it has three bedrooms, so the kids finally get their own! it’s a little further into the city, but closer the middle school gojo wanted to send them to. they stay here for a long time. it hosted birthday parties and sleepovers. movie nights and homework sessions. living room dancing and kitchen table bills. first fights and family meetings. i don’t know why i’m getting so emotional thinking about how much they’ve all grown here. they must have been so sad to leave it :( which they do, after about 8 years.

core memories in this apartment:

- love grew here

- megumi brought a “date” home for the first time

- fushigojo parents “breakup”

and finally, the sweet nothing home

their forever home 🫶 gojo had it built a little ways out from the city and let fushigojo mom fill it with things they love. they brought pieces of their old homes to create a place to rest, to love, to heal. the perfect balance of gojo’s unnecessary spending habits and basic practicality. it has a lot of bedrooms for all of their adopted kiddos to visit and to host their friends! there’s also a nursery 🥺

core memories built here:

- a happy ending!

#thank u all for listening to me blurb about my fave family #i’m gonna go cry now #keeping up with the fushigojos #green tea & honey by dane amar ft jereena montemayor #coming home by honne ft niki #sweet nothing by taylor swift

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 117

Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either. 

At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’. 

… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the… king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Pariah feeling someone sacrificing a human: Oh thank fuck some goddamn help- #Bruce is now Pariah’s & Clockwork’s buddy who babysits the lil godlings sometimes #They all get together sometimes to complain about their PTA rivals #Pariah is relieved for help in how to human for the half-human children’s sake #He takes up gardening to help with his control issues since he can make his gardens look however he like and obsess over making sure everyt #Clockwork and Alfred become tea and gossip buddies #Pariah: How will we get our half human children's human side taken care of #Why yes Bruce's kids did make fun of him when he came back with a couple of kids #They don't belive him at first when he explains he's just babysitting #Until the parents come to pick said children up #pariah dark x clockwork

[sunnyyyteaaa]

🌺 Screenshot redraw!!!

Og under the cut

Og screenshot!!

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #tea art #also we are working on our 1k special I PROMISE ITLL COME OUT SOON

[midnightcrows]

His nose was broken, and his lips and chin were wet with gore. There was blood in his eyes and under his hair, and his expression was one of cold and perfect murder. It was as though losing the rapier had snapped some invisible shackle. He didn't even look angry; he looked like an ending given human form.

#I know the expression is angry but let’s pretend this is taking some of the coming off the coffin like the emperors wrath energy #after doing 4 of these I actually got to thinking about Hey what was Nonius like as a person I wonder #and now I need to do a nice normal piece of him like drinking tea or smth #who’s the man behind the myth like #did he have hobbies #did he ever have a collection of objects or plants #matthias nonius #fanart #harrow the ninth spoilers #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #my art #tlt #tlt fanart #harrow the ninth fanart #cw blood #the locked tomb spoilers

[nkim-illustrates]

Under the Sun.

#honey milk tea fox series #for anyone wondering #yes these illustrations are located in Brazil #these aren't specific landmarks though #just one more post coming up and that'll be it for this mini capybara series!

[artsy-imogen]

✩ a couple of polteageist ^^!💜✨

#a redraw based on a drawing I made a couple of years ago~ I thought they’d come in different tea cup/pot alterations when first introduced #fun to see that they are doing that now based on different regions 💜 #pokemon #cute pokemon #pokemonart #pokémon #fanart #illustration #my art 🍰 #my art #polteageist #pokemon fanart #cute #kawaii #pkmn #pkmnart #pkmn fanart #gen 8 pokemon #pokemon galar #galar region

[lovespelt]

give these guys some bubble tea !!

#flavors of tea going from left to right #chilchuck = strawberry #laios = butterfly pea #marcille = honey chamomile #senshi = taro #chilchuk tims #dunmeshi #senshi of izganda #my art #laios touden #laios thorden #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #delicious in dungeon #marcille dungeon meshi #senshi #chilchuck #laios dungeon meshi #where did the straws come from? don’t worry abt it! #senshi says: milk tea and boba is a sometimes treat!

[pain-in-the-butler]

A compilation of art for my Dadbastian fanfic Coattails that I commissioned from the incredibly talented @tomoyoo! They went above and beyond with the details... Each picture feels as cozy and warm as a storybook, right? I'm so delighted with how they turned out!! Thank you for making each one so beautiful! 🥹🥹🥹

#coattails #not sebaciel so please don't tag as such! thank you! #kuroshitsuji #the backgrounds are just gorgeous.. thank you for your research and dedication to them #the outfits in the first one are amazing! I love Ciel's shirt and Soma's whole ensemble is so cozy yet regal #look at Ciel in the cardigan in the third one though? he is cozy #the expressions are my favorite. they're so animated! just as I imagine them to be.. #I really like Ciel's in the first pic because I imagined him looking annoyed but you actually made him seem curious #and I actually like that more I think it's cute... he really does want to be friends with Soma huh 🥺 #Sebastian's expression in the third picture is great. >:o #he's about to throw hands with an old lady #Edward and Ciel's competitive faces! being silly... I love Them #Ciel needs to get swept up in silly competitions more often I think... #and then the last one!! bonding over tea! it's so amazingly tender 😭 #I don't think I imagined it coming out so calming and gentle... it's so emotional #it makes me want to keep writing! #if you are a Coattails reader I hope you love these as much as I do! #and if you aren't a Coattails reader... maybe these will convince you to become one? 😏 because they are so full of personality! #thanks times a million tomoyoo!! #(I should wait till tomorrow to post but I want to do it now...)

[springypaws]

I’m a hardcore Jon-is-wretched-at-making-tea truther

A couple of drawings for @jonmartinweek day 4, Tea As Love Language | Beyond the Grave

Description in the alt text of each respective drawing!

#he that he still owns a container of tea for when Martin comes over tho #if they aren’t already living together here #also ignore the messiness #I was very occupied today #jonmartinweek 2024 #the magnus institute #tma #tma Jon #tma martin #teaholding #jonmartin #jmart #tma fluff #tma spoilers???