#talk to me? I won't bite

[knifearo]

i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a binary i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a sliding scale of "less" to "more" i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the only two options i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as significantly different things i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as all encompassing i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the two halves of a shallow concept of love that doesn't actually encompass anything at all i think we need to overhaul every popular conception about "types" of love so we can talk about things that are real and true for once

#in conclusion. alloromantics stfu up about love challenge #hate using the term platonic so much actually. cause even if it has a definition that is what it Should mean #you know that people don't actually think about it that way. #you say 'platonic' and you might Mean an all-encompassing love. but how it's interpreted is shorthand for 'just friends' #so like. the word platonic isn't Really for me is it :| #platonic gets presented like a consolation prize for aro people no matter where you turn #but fundamentally rn it comes from a concept of platonic and romantic as the two kinds of love #where platonic is for family and friends and nothing More. #and romantic is for the relationships that overhaul all else #so 'aros can still feel platonic love!' ok. what if it's not platonic as you know it though. #'oh then it's romantic!' k but it's not romantic either. will your framework explode if i say that #'aros can still feel platonic love!' why do you say that like it's a second-best option and expect me to identify with it... #again. platonic might Actually mean smth i experience. but it won't be Heard that way. do you get what i'm saying #i don't experience 'platonic blurring into romantic' cause i will never feel romantic love actually. those lines are still blurring though #ummmmm in conclusion. killing and biting #aromantic #aromanticism #aroace #arospec #talking

[transmechanicus]

Really fucked up that two ppl can care about each other and make their best efforts to communicate and still end up hurting each other so badly they cannot stand to be in the same room.

#my stuff #i feel soooo bad talking to my therapist about the same topics over multiple weeks #like i feel like they're sooo sick of it like damn can this bitch get Over It alreadyyyy #hi yes actually can we talk about the near catastrophic sense of betrayal and loss that has haunted my soul for over a month? #can we talk about how I overcompensate for other's possible feelings and emotions to desperately mask my terror at feeling out of control #can we talk about how even when I know ppl acted with logical reasons necessary for their situation it still hurt me? #and that this pain fills me up with so much anger and frustration that I'm powerless to put anywhere that won't hurt someone #so it just cooks me inside and makes me grind my teeth constantly for weeks #im so angry i did not deserve to be treated like this it's not fair and I have no capacity to fix it or control when it feels better #i just have to survive and wait until i forget about it and hope they don't decide to reach out and fuck it all up #cause i can see that happening #i'll finally be free of thinking about them and generally going about my day unbothered and they'll ask to get coffee or something #and I have no idea what I should do in that scenario. because I don't think we can be friends. #and you have not treated me with the compassion and warmth I treated you #i would want to say mean things. hurtful things. I would want to bite back for once. #and that's not me. that's not who I want to be. #i don't wanna see you. go away. don't talk to me if you're not going to make the pain go away.

[coryothesub]

Subby sejanus begging? 🫶🏻

Oh my first ever ask, this is fun! Okay so Sejanus is def a natural sub and he doesn’t have a single bratty bone in his body. He’s just a guilt ridden puppy who believes he deserves a punishment even when he hasn't really done anything remotely naughty.

nsfw / mdni / sub!sejanus / dom!reader

Sejanus was already on his knees begging and pleading. Looking up at you with the cutest puppy eyes, glossy and pitiful, batting his long eyelashes in the most innocent manner. So damn pretty.

“Plase, I need to…” his voice was whiny and broken.

“What?”

You were standing before him, your hands on your hips.

“Use your words, darling!”

“I just need to touch you. Been thinking about it for days, I know it's not right, but I can't help myself.”

You were quite surprised that he kept his hands to himself, not even trying to grab you by the hem of your skirt or run his hands up your thighs. He was patiently waiting for your permission. So pliant already. Adorable.

“Oh, poor little Sejanus,” you ran your thumb along his jawline and pushed it between his deliciously parted lips. He started sucking on it rhythmically like a teacher's pet who’s just been given a new task. The inside of his mouth felt warm and velvety.

“Look at you, desperate for something to suck on,” you smirked imagining the wonders this pretty little mouth could do on your clit.

You pushed your digit deeper and he let out a little whimper muffled by your finger in his mouth.

“Such slut for me, huh,” you teased relentlessly. “What would your bestie say if you knew that you came here alone like the little whore you are?”

You took your thumb out of his mouth making him whine at the loss, grabbed a fistful of his dark curls and yanked his head back, sending a sudden sting of pain to his scalp.

“I'm sorry, I know it's wrong. I know I deserve nothing, but if only you would let me taste a little bit of your sweetness,” he sounded almost poetic.

“Please, I’m gonna be so good for you, I promise!” 

He begged tearfully and pathetically, as much as you didn't want to admit it, that made you very horny.

You tilted his chin up and looked into his beautiful bamby eyes.

“You look so pathetic, begging like a little whore, get up!” you snarled and pulled him back up on his feet so swiftly that his vision went black for a moment.

Without any hesitation you grabbed him by the back of his neck and pulled him in for a rough kiss, sinking your teeth into his deliciously plump lower lip and then running your tongue over the tiny abrasion to soothe the pain.

Sejanus was trying to catch his breath between your haste and sloppy kisses, completely stunned by the intoxicating feeling of your warm wet mouth devouring him.

“Now take off your clothes!” you let the boy go, wideyed and gaping, and took a few steps back, looking him up and down with a cocky smirk on your face.

“I won't ask twice.”

#thank you for the ask lovely anon #y'all are allowed to talk to me btw i won't bite #sejanus plinth #sejanus x reader #sejanus x you #thg #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #thg tbosas #tbosas #anon ask #cts ask

[minced-mangoes]

Shout out to MC's who aren't human. MC's who were once human, but are no longer. MC's who never were human.

MC's who don't see themselves as human.

MC's who fit in so much better among the demons than the mortals. MC's who never left the Devildom, and that changed them.

Okay, Tomi ramble time.

I adore the concept of an MC who, when faced with their own mortality, when the brothers are faced with their mortality, throw away their humanity entirely. For example, my MC actively makes a deal (probably with Diavolo or Barbatos), and ends up turning into a demon, long before they'd even be pressed for time.

What about an MC that dies a bit too soon, and the brothers, refusing to let their last link to Lilith disappear, revive them as something else entirely.

An MC that became a Reaper. Who works with Thirteen.

How about an MC that's only half human? Who is only part demon, or angel. An MC that still carries some of Lilith's angel qualities, despite being so far removed from her that it really shouldn't be possible.

An MC who isn't human, nor demon, nor angel, nor Reaper. No one has any clue what they are. Nor do they. A Lucifer who is very confused how a nonhuman was a possible option for the Human Exchange student in the first place.

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Tomi here! Pls send me requests, for writing, rambles, or more of my headcanons. I consume interaction like they are little snacks to me.

Also thank you for all the love these posts are getting! Over 1,000 notes on my Mammon post. Amazing y'all.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #tomi's obey me au #headcanon #more tomi thoughts #PLEASE TALK TO ME I'M REACHING MY HAND PAST THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #I WON'T BITE I PROMISE

[heeliopheelia]

no cause i've just listened to sweet venom and it sounds so... generic to me 🧍

ever since tamed-dashed enhypen hasn't put out a comeback that i actually enjoyed 👀

#PLS DON'T HATE ME #the song is just so underwhelming to me #and so short #okay blessed cursed was alright #but you won't find me coming back to it more than twice a year bro #didn't like bite me #same with pass the mic #idk *sigh* what's wrong with me guys #i loved the previous songs tho they were so different!! #DRUNK DAZED WAS A MASTERPIECE #loved tamed dashed though it might be an unpopular opinion #given taken was a masterpiece #idk maybe it will grow on me (i hardly doubt so tho) #STILL LOVE ENHA DON'T GET ME WRONG #and i'm talking about main tracks only not the bsides #haven't heard those yet #although they're besides are always 50-50 with me #hmm idk we'll see #SWEET VENOM JUST SOUNDS KINDA LOW BUDGET TO ME WHY AM I LIKE THIS L #ill take the L for that one guys im not even gonna argue #cause ive seen most of you really like it 🫶 #it's just that ive literally heard songs that sound like that probably 71 times

[jibanyans-chocobar]

Hello uuuhhh i made this for it to be my new pfp- Did i tell you guys that my favorite game is Slime Rancher? It's relaxing and cute frfr, helps me calm down my anxiety <3

Oh and my fave slime is the Lucky Slime, which is this one!!! Too bad it's unobtainable, i want one so bad in my ranch but i play on PS4 so i can't put mods in to get it T_T

Anyways uuuhh i'm pretty proud of this- Tho i can't draw metal for anything, can u tell

I probably need to make a list of things i like and post it, because honestly? I'm not normal about none of the things i like. Everything i like is basically an hyperfixation at this point so uh yeah, might need to make one just so you all know. My main fandoms will still be the Octonauts and Ykw tho :]

#slime rancher #lucky slime #slime rancher lucky slime #my art #hello :> #is any of my moots a slime rancher fan too? #IF YOU ARE LET ME KNOW PLS I DON'T BITE #I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT SLIME RANCHER AAAAGGGGHH #i love this game sm #please if you can PLAY IT #i promise it won't dissapoint you #especially if you like cute things!!!

[ifellinlovewithawar]

why every interaction with my mother has to feel like pulling my own fucking teeth?

#like i get it i get why she is the way she is #i'm not sure i love her but i don't hate her. i can't truly hate her. because i understand #she had a fucked up childhood and her mother - my grandmother - had a fucked up childhood ableit in a different way. cycles were cycling #and i feel so sorry for her. for how it warped her view of girlhood womanhood & motherhood #how her beliefs of what is appropriate way of live and what is not are result of multigenerational trauma & abuse & neglect #it all got calcified in her mind and she won't/can't ever change. even though she thinks she did. #but understanding doesn't help one bit because she can't even acknowledge that she has that kind of problems & it affects our relationship #and as a result every time we talk i want to fucking kill myself #we're doing somewhat okay only if i never ever disagree with her. arguing #is a deadly sin. fighting for my personal space and limits being respected is unforgivable. she only tolerates me when i bite my tongue #and nod along. and even that in its core is a feeble illusion of truce not a real peace between us. #i think sometimes that it's impossible for us to actually get along #and if it's the truth... i don't know what to do about it #sylvia.txt

[trenchcroats]

One day I will have a binder. One day I will come out to my parents. One day I will be comfortable in my own skin. One day-

#aaaarhrdhfgshdhgsgsag <- gnawwing and biting and thinking about what would happen if they boght a binder rn and then remembering they would #have to discreetly wash it and then remembering if they didnt want to bother they'd have to come out and then worrying their parents won't #accept them even though their parents have shown no sign of negative idea of trans people AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #my brain needs to get over itswlf and just ficking let me cone out already fhdbdbbxbdjcnxnddbdhdhdhd #soery guys i just randomly had a massive bout of melancholy I NEED A FUCKING BINDER NEOW #also binders are so expensive god fucking damn #i just want. a flat che as t. #oughgghf #..the devil talks in scottish brogue.. #..hum to the tune of a tradgedy..

[hearvex]

me gaining more tumblr followers yet losing a ton on twitter after the statement™ is something

#like i expected twitter to drop below 400s after this but #hello new people where are you coming from #talk to me i won't bite #h talks

[meownotgood]

you're playing bg3!!!! do you have your sights set on anyone yet... :3

yes!! I just started act 2 but I don't know yet, I can't decide because I like everyone bahaha... I think gale and karlach are my favorites so far, they are both such sweethearts.... 🥹 but wyll and astarion... I have my eyes on them too because they are so handsome... I'll just have to see where the journey takes me lmaoooo

#why can't I marry all of them #right now I am probably leaning towards gale #he's so...... #he got it on with a literal goddess I feel he would certainly treat you right #I WON'T LET HIM DIE!!!!!! #I love karlach too though she's so sweet and funny #and why is she so strong she saved my butt so many times already #let me hug her I don't care if I burn #wyll is so handsome and when he became a devil... (bites fist) #also I wasn't sure if I'd be an astarion fan but he's very cute I get the appeal lol #I absolutely do not understand how to use him in battle though #I swear I try to stealth and I just fail every time #I think I am Bad #anyway I've been playing the game like five hours every day I have an addiction #so I love to talk about it #thank you for asking me anon lolol #ask mags

[scary-monsters]

I wanna be mooties but you're intimidating as hell my dude. Anways what's your favorite trait of Diego's?

well .. first of all i had to look up what "mooties" meant 💀💀💀 SECOND. i swear to you i am not intimidating at all as soon as you talk to me 😭 anyone that considers themselves my friend would (hopefully) vouch for me when i say i'm just a big ol' baby with horrible social anxiety and an obscene amount of love in my heart. nothing to fear here, i promise!!!

THIRD. good lord this is such a hard question bc how in the world do i pick One thing about this idiot??? for now i'm gonna just say i appreciate how resourceful he is? and how that really aids his drive in literally everything he does. if he wants something then he's going to get it, by any means necessary, which also comes with risk, but he often comes across fearless to me as well! of course he has fears, but he's pretty good at hiding that, along with anything else about himself that he would rather not share with the world. he's very calculated about everything. i really really love all of those things about him 🧡

#big fat dreamy sigh......... #ask me on another day and the answer might be different but that's how we're feelin' this evening #ty for asking!! and i promise you can talk to me and i won't bite. i just might take ages to answer #bc i'm like a scared animal most of the time

[sestrahulk]

300 FOLLOWERS

Thank you all for following me! I will probably be more active on here again, since twitter is such a mess right now. Love you all. <3

#follow me if you love #Tatiana Maslany #Orphan Black #Clone Club #and please talk to me #i promise i won't bite #i'm just bored #and mad at the elongated muskrat

[chronomally]

I would not describe whatever Lee Dong-sik and Han Joo-won are doing as like erotic, but it is extremely hot and weird

#please feel free to ignore this #I'm watching Beyond Evil #Stands outside your house every day starting at like 4 AM because I thought you were a murderer #and now I know you're not a murderer but you know who the murderer is and you won't tell me why won't you tell me #vs. Lee Dong-sik's just like whole shit which is 20 years of layered psychological trauma we don't have to unpack that #Everyone's always like 'ah crazy bad-tempered Lee Dong-sik' hello excuse me how are you supposed to behave #when everyone you have ever known has spent 20 years blaming you for the murder of your sister and her body has never been found #I would be biting people's fingers off in the street #Talk about my sister? Now you will know what she went through say goodbye to your fingers

[altruistic-meme]

oh well now i got a thought: what are your (wit)jitp plans for Jean?

mmmmmm trying to think if saying all of this is spoiler-y but honestly Jean was never meant to have much of a big role in (wit)jitp to start with and even with my new found care for him (oh man i am having so many thoughts) i don't think that's really going to change much.

mostly because while he matters to Nathaniel and Kevin, he doesn't really matter to Andrew. so he exists in a very peripheral space. yeah, Andrew knows he's there and he does talk to Jean in chapter 1 very briefly, as well as him being there when Nathaniel first approaches Andrew, but he has very little to do with the story from Andrew's pov and even Kevin and Nathaniel rarely-if-ever bring him up.

his fate is probably not going to come up much, so it's probably safe to say:

there is a hint towards his future in "for the hopes"! neither I nor Nathaniel have forgotten about him! Nathaniel doesn't bring him up with Andrew because he's outside of their deal and Nathaniel doesn't want to mix them. plus, like he tells Wymack, Jean won't be willing to become a Fox or play with Kevin again, so Nathaniel sees no reason why he SHOULD mix them. it would be different if he saw a future for Jean with the Foxes, where he would probably have found a way to include Jean in the deal (or would later, when Jean is no longer in the Nest and Andrew would actually be able to protect him) but since there isn't he has to find an alternative. hence asking Wymack about the Trojans, a team he knows wouldn't ever hurt Jean.

that said, Jean actually will be coming up again in the story as there will be an arc that he will be a catalyst for, so he's not completely out of the story even if he doesn't have much of a role for most of it!

there are also a... few thoughts for something towards the end of the story where he might become more important. which is actually something i had been considering before learning about TSC! i think TSC just increased the probability of me going this route, but we'll have to wait and see :)

and there is also also an increasing possibility that i may write a side-story from his POV, though this one is mostly because of TSC lmao! if i do then that will likely be towards the end of the story as well, so all of the Jean content really is just not coming any time soon :'))

#btw im biting anf gnawing and chewing on this ask i was SO EXCITED #me and my constant desire to talk about (wit)jitp #my poor mother gets most of it bc i don't care about giving her spoilers since she won't ever actually read it kasfhsdhg #me ranting to her about it nathaniel's decision's and thoughts this morning :'))))) #(wit)jitp #aftg #jean moreau #i need to gather my general thoughts about him sometime but i actually need to WRITE today and i didn't realize it was 11pm oh JEEZ #askers #cozy-fish-crow #shh ac

[supercantaloupe]

i got a stupid fucking parking ticket despite literally having a permit

#they literally stuck the ticket under my wiper immediately in front of the 'valid thru September 30' parking permit on my dashboard #DC traffic enforcement i'm going to fucking bite your fingers off for this #i don't know if it's worth it to compete the claim since i feel like i have a pretty valid reason to not pay this fine #but they'll probably ignore me and make me pay like. the fine plus hearing fees on top won't they #it's probably easier and cheaper to just pay the fine but gd then nothing's stopping them from ticketing me again and again and again #i can't speed up the process of getting actual registration. i'm literally trying but it's slow and i can't do shit about it #i'm so mad about this. I HAVE A VISITOR PARKING PASS. I'M ALLOWED TO PARK ON MY STREET!!!!!! #WHY DID YOU FINE ME FOR DOING JUST THAT!!!! #i wanna talk about me

[shadyvoidhologram]

So,

I won't say anything yet bc I'm still unsure if I got in, but as an overthinker who could (but won't, apparently) die from my head being a bitch and playing stress ball with my heart- finally feeling a positive kind of anxiousness abt a big thing in my life is... something else, huh.

This might not make a lot of sense bc i'm too tired to translate properly what i'm feeling rn.

Tldr : I feel good and that scares me a bit, but in a nice way.

Also brain dead, but still wanted to put it on record (?

#Vinny talks #i think my pressure is down bad. gonna go grab a bite and lay down for a bit. brb #i'm excited af. i just hope the new goverment won't fuck me over #sugar level low. executing low performance mode to save energy. fuck