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The tale of Presidents' Day at the ass-eating store
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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I will genuinely Paypal you 12 dollars if you can prove you can send a bad luck curse to my dance teacher
one twisted ankle coming right up
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Every time I have fruit for "dessert" I feel like an old man
#please feel free to ignore this#Jake meets world#I can't keep sweets in my house because I absolutely house that shit in 1-2 sittings#so tonight's dessert is macerated strawbebbies from the farmers market 🍓☺️
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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Reese's internal monologue
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We have elected to remove you from the polycule, as combat data recorded over several engagements indicates you are failing to synergise with your allies’ skillsets and are actively hindering operational efficiency
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Reese: *Unilaterally forbids Bridget from doing anything he deems a risk to her safety*
Reese: I don't understand why Bridget didn't just ASK if she could go to the concert, I would've said yes
#please feel free to ignore this#I'm reading Twisted Games#Are you for real! You clown!#What evidence does Bridget have that you would EVER budge#Your entire relationship is built on growling commands at her and pissing her off#Any concessions she's won have been ripped from your tightly clenched fists
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