inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account
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tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of
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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
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Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨
Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet
Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…
I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—
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