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buggyjuggie · 4 months
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Hi Hi! I recently found your blog and really liked your work.
I was wondering if I could request some HCs about a masc reader who stays up late and wakes up super early (ex. Staying up till 12am but waking up at 3) but somehow is usually very energetic and hyper?
The character(s) are up to you, if thats okay? I read through the rules and everything and I think this is okay, but feel free to ignore if I messed up anything! 🫶
──★ ˙ ̟Mk1 characters x Masc reader who wakes up early and goes to bed late
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「 ✦ Johnny Cage ✦ 」
* Come on you know he definitely does the same thing.
* Doesn’t understand how your so energetic. If he wants to be anywhere near your energy level he NEEDS a crap ton of coffee.
* Easiest way he gets the both of you to sleep is by having a movie marathon or having a gym date and exhausting yourself’s.
* He always ends up going to bed/passing out first so you end up following him, even if Johnny can’t talk you still enjoy cuddling and being next to him.
* You end up picking him up from shoots and sets after long days, because your the only person he trusts that would still be awake at these hours.
* After a long day that was supposed to be about the both of you hanging out he ended up eating sugary snacks to stay awake and had the biggest sugar crash ever.
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「 ✦ Liu Kang ✦ 」
* When he learned of your habit was really worried for you, despite the fact that he has spent eons alone Liu Kang still remembers when ordinary people should go to sleep.
* Always tries to somehow convince with his words of wisdom for you to go to sleep earlier (it almost never works but its worth a try)
* I think that a god like him doesn’t need sleep but one of the ways he gets you to sleep earlier is by cuddles. He’ll hug and use his natural body heat to lull you to sleep.
* Both of you are opposites of each other but manage to make it work he takes time to do exciting and adrenaline pumping activities and you enjoy spending time with him drinking tea, meditating and talking about anything that you can.
* Anytime he sees you being hyperactive it always puts a smile on his face, just is stuck in trance watching you and being happy that he gets to have this.
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「 ✦ Li mei ✦ 」
* HOW?? JUST HOW??? she always asks herself.
* Being Sun Do’s first constable requires a strict schedule, despite the fact that she likes doing her job waking up early is not one of them.
* When she wakes up early Li mei tends to be grumpy and down she absolutely can’t understand how you getting so little sleep are in a good and cheery mood.
* She makes paper lanterns that help both of you fall asleep, they smell like lavender.
* If Li mei’s having a hard day she appreciates your energetic personality, it puts her in a good mood and help’s to keep her spirits high when struggling with Outworld’s conflicts.
* Let’s you take care of her spirit lion since both of you are very energetic and it has grown attached to you.
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「 ✦ Mileena ✦ 」
* Thinks that you just have a hard time sleeping.
* Because of the way her base outfit is designed i think Mileena owns a lot of fuzzy and warm sweaters. She gives then to you as a hope that it’ll help you sleep better.
* Tries to do literally everything to get you to go bed earlier royal massages, big fancy beds with fluffy pillows, essential oils and whatnots.
* Is surprised that after all that your still full of energy, starts to think that it might be magic or a spell.
* You offered to do some of the more tedious jobs or her’s so that she can enjoy her time as empress, Milleena didnt like the idea of making you do her work but you still insisted by saying that if you let her, both of you will have more time to spend together and she caved.
* You sleep a lot in Mileenas room because she has a lot of flowers that help her fall asleep more calmly and keep her tarkat affliction from coming out. The flowers help you because they remind you of Mileena the happy memories and moments spent with her make for the most adorable dreams and even date ideas.
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「 ✦ Havik ✦ 」
* An agent of chaos hell bent of causing mischief any where possible and a little to no sleep human who somehow is extremely energised to a concerning extent. I think thats a math made in heaven.
* Like Liu kang i don’t really think Havik needs to sleep yes he does get tired but doesn’t have adherent need for it.
* Thought at first that you were also from chaosrealm due to your high energy and hyperactivity.
* Noticed your how your sleeping was inconsistent but because he has never dated a human before he doesn’t do much about it, think’s that this is just how humans are.
* Still offers to let you rest or even rest with him if he sees that your starting to get tired or are gonna crash.
* Both of you are the most chaotic couple in world and he loves it.
─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──
Once again I’m so sorry this took so long to get out. I really really enjoyed writing this one especially because i got to write for any character i wanted so that helped me thing outside the box. I didn’t really have any specific way of integrating masculine terms or action i just mainly tried not to baby the reader.
Hope you enjoyed reading :3
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 year
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Ahh, I'm a bit nervous lol. First, I want to welcome you back! We appreciate your time and hard work! I want to make a romance request for Qin Shi Huang if possible! I'm not sure if you only write platonically for him or both, so here I go!
The scenario I had in mind is that Qin has an Empress S/O who is pregnant and has recently started her pregnancy cravings! It isn't anything weird she just has a high demand for sugary sweets! But high intake of sugar is not good in general and even more while pregnant, so her cravings are often not met, causing her to cause a fit and being moody. How would Qin handle his Empress's ongoing moodiness? A little bonus I want to add and can not live without is some good old harem drama! What if Qin's concubines deliberately give Y/N high amounts of sweets in secret (with sussy stuff put into it) in hopes of harming the baby? How would Qin react once found out?
My apologies if this is something uncomfortable to write about! I'm a bit nervous since I don't want to bombard you with a request as soon as you just started accepting them again! Once again, welcome back! Thank you for your hard work and time!
-Y/N, First Empress of Qin, was the first love of Qin Shi Huang, but to you, he was Ying Zheng, or just Zheng. You were the only person allowed to call him that, which infuriated the concubines of his harem to no end.
-You didn’t mind that he had a harem, it was normal for rulers, but you were the one and only empress and his first love.
-When you found out you were pregnant, Zheng let loose for a moment, as it was his first child, and ran through his palace screaming in joy, telling anyone who he ran into, be it a guard, a maid, the whole kingdom knew by the end of the day.
-Your pregnancy was mild compared to other women, at first, you only had mild morning sickness and were slightly anemic, but a healthy diet kept that in check.
-Once you entered your second trimester, when you started to show, that’s when your cravings started. They were small at first, apples, peaches, sweet fruit mainly, easily sated, but as you went on, you couldn’t get enough sweets, the portions you were given couldn’t placate you.
-Zheng had been your rock for your pregnancy, not even wanting to go to the women in his harem, he wanted to be with you as you were carrying his child.
-To be honest, you honestly believed he was more excited than you were. You knew he was going to be a good father.
-After your cravings started hitting you harder, you started to get moodier when the chefs wouldn’t give you any extra sweets, not even fruit, as they and the royal physician agreed that too many sweets were not good for you or the baby, even if you were going on long daily walks with your husband.
-Zheng did sneak you extra berries from time to time, but nothing big, as he didn’t want to risk your health or your baby’s health.
-You understood all of their reasons, and you knew it was important to be healthy, but you still were upset, pregnancy hormones making you extra emotional.
-You were surprised when Zheng was gone for the day, needed elsewhere, when the other concubines came to you, congratulating complimenting on your healthy glow and how well you looked, bringing gifts of silk and toys for your baby, and flowers and cream for your hands for you.
-You appreciated the gifts, accepting them all warmly and you were surprised when they presented you with presents of sweets, not fruit, but things like baked goods and prepared sweets.
-Your smile was bigger as you saw these gifts, thanking them warmly.
-You missed their own smiles, which were more vile and cunning, one speaking sweetly to you, how she had heard your cravings had been terribly bad for you, and they wanted to make you happy.
-One of their handmaidens prepared one of the desserts for you, bringing it to you, kneeling before you and you took the dessert from her.
-The royal physician was nearby, a bit annoyed to see you being given sweets, but he thought one wouldn’t be too bad.
-Everyone was stunned when your handmaiden gasped when you took a spoonful of the dessert, “My Empress!” she then slapped the dessert out of your hand, sending it to the floor.
-The concubines were instantly in an outrage, screaming at your handmaiden who instantly bowed lowed to you, “Forgive me my lady! That dessert had a type of grain that is dangerous for pregnant women!”
-Everyone instantly froze and you turned, your eyes sharp on the concubines, many who flinched as the physician approached, picking up the dessert and he quickly inspected it while your royal guards were nearby, awaiting your orders.
-The physician instantly gawked, “She’s right Empress Y/N! This is River Seed Wheat, it’s used to make very potent alcohol, and unprocessed, if ingested, can clog your belly and it would have killed your baby!!”
-You shoot up, shocking everyone, your handmaiden instantly by your side as you wobbled only for a moment, “Explain yourselves! You mean to poison your empress and kill the first child of the Emperor?!”
-The concubines were on their hands and knees, pleading their innocence.
-You turned to the physician, telling him to check everything they had brought before you turned to one of the guards, “Send a messenger to the Emperor and gather the rest of my guards.”
-The concubines couldn’t meet your piercing gaze, their heads low as the physician checked each and every dessert they had brought for you.
-Once his investigation completed shortly before your guards arrived, waiting for your orders, he turned and bowed to you, “My Empress, I have found unprocessed River Seed Wheat in every single one of these desserts, they were mixed in, prepared in advance, and not slipped in, like the Royal Concubines were claiming.”
-Your gaze was cold but before you could speak, Zheng ran in, “Y/N!” everyone but you bowed to him as he ran to you, one hand meeting your cheek, cupping it while the other spread across your belly, “The messenger said you had almost been poisoned, is this true?!”
-You nodded and looked to the royal physician who saluted his emperor, informing him what he had discovered in the desserts. Zheng had to be informed what River Seed Wheat was, but he was seething in rage once the explanation was done.
-He turned to you and your handmaiden first, speaking first to your handmaiden, “I thank you for saving my wife and our child. You shall be rewarded, ten sacks of rice for your family, and three bolts of silk of your choosing.” Your handmaiden was instantly in tears, bowing deeply, thanking him before he spoke, “Take Y/N away from here. You four go with her!” he spoke the last order to four of his own guards who instantly bowed and you were led out.
-The concubines were caned fifty times each, then stripped of their status, wealth, publicly shamed with the announcement of their crimes against the empress and the unborn heir, before be sent to a sea port town to become penal laborers for the rest of their days.
-You felt no remorse for them, as they tried to harm you and your child, but after the incident, your cravings went from sweet to sour, wanting only lemon slices.
-You gave birth to a handsome young prince four months later, as healthy as his father who was just as doting as he had been while you were pregnant.
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daitranscripts · 3 months
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Dorian Conversation: Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts
Marvelous Business
Dorian Masterpost Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts Masterpost
Dorian: Marvelous business, the Winter Palace.
Dorian (Celene and Briala reconciled): Saving the day, reconciling lovers, mediating a civil war… so sugary, it’s nauseating. Dorian (Celene rules alone): You saved an empress, and now she’s eating out of your hand. Perfect mental image. Dorian (Gaspard rules alone): An empress dead, her replacement in your pocket… a charming fellow, though still a bit of a thug. Dorian (Gaspard and Briala rule): An empress dead, an emperor under your spell, and the elven harpy eating out of your hand—if she doesn’t bite it off.
Dorian: All this dancing, politics, and murder makes me a bit homesick.
Dialogue options:
Flirt: I enjoyed our dance. [1]
General: Should we do that more often? [2]
General: You miss that? [3]
General: Happy I could help. [4] +Dorian slightly approves
General: Don’t be ridiculous. [5] -Dorian slightly disapproves
1 - Flirt: I enjoyed our dance. PC: Personally, I’ll remember our dance. Dorian: There could have been more corpses about, although I suppose we might have tripped over them. PC: You’re a grim young man, Dorian. Dorian: Nonsense. I simply enjoy the drama. [6]
2 - General: Should we do that more often? PC: That’s something you’d like to do more often, then? Dorian: Watch you twist an entire empire around your little finger? Yes, please! Or course, that only leaves Tevinter, and it wouldn’t work as well there. PC: No? Why not? Dorian: Our dances are so much more intense. If an evening lacks a murder, we sniff and call it a bore. [6]
3 - General: You miss that? PC: That’s… something you actually miss? Dorian: Who wouldn’t? All the drama, the scandal, the petty maneuverings. Back home, we engage in social affairs with the grim intensity of war. When blood is spilled, the battle is won. Less fun when you’re the target, but to watch? My, yes. [6]
4 - General: Happy I could help. PC: Happy to oblige. A taste of home, just for you. Dorian: Not just for me. Fun for the whole family. PC: Perhaps I should have invited some. Dorian: We were there. That’s what counts. [6]
5 - General: Don’t be ridiculous. PC: It’s not something anyone should enjoy. Dorian: If you don’t enjoy this sort of thing, perhaps you should rethink this whole Inquisition business. [6]
6 - Scene continues.
Dorian: I hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. Tasted of despair. Fascinating.
Scene ends.
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I require more Cosmos cookie.
Ah?! I mean.. sure! I'm going to use this as a reason to lore dump..
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Cosmos Cookie's full title is Empress Cosmos Cookie the I of the Sugar Star Empire. You can probably guess why she merely goes by Cosmks Cookie.
She employs many Salty and Sugary Star Cookies, which are Cookies of any type with a star for their head shape. Named anons and my mutuals in spirit are members of her court.
She has two brothers and mentors the 12 Cookie Constellations. The 13th forgotten Constellation is her bodyguard.
Being practically the embodiment of the cosmos has her ridiculously powerful, but it's not something she can tap into willy-nilly. She'll pass out if she uses roo much of her power.
She has a more monstrous form that only appears whenever she's livid. She becomes a giant, starry bird (similar to Stardust Cookie) and goes on a warpath.
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hitchell-mope · 9 months
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Descendants celebrity au
Benjamin LeRoi. The latest in a long line of French born Australian family of Shakespearean actors. Wanting to get out of the pigeonhole he was raised in he auditions for and wins the role of dashing rogue Balthazar Buckingham in Persey Pantheon’s directorial debut Reincarnate next the highly sexually intriguing Mallory Perrault as Emmeline Atkinson.
Mallory Perrault. A rockstar whose act would make the Pussycat Dolls look like the nuns from The Sound Of Music. Her first acting role is alongside Ben in her half sibling Persey’s directorial debut Reincarnate as the ingenue Emmeline Atkinson and Ben as the dashing rogue Balthazar Buckingham.
Evangeline Grimhilde. An accomplished singer known for her sugary sweet stage persona which she hopes to break out of with her boyfriends latest movie Baby It’s Cold Outside as the seductive demon Seraphina
Douglas Greenman. An EGOT winning director, actor and dancer. He’s been reluctant to cast Evie in his works for fear of nepotism accusations. But she’s finally persuaded him to cast her as Seraphina in Baby It’s Cold Outside alongside him as Reverend Oliver Bentley after a very spirited late night talk.
Carlos De Vil. A sitcom actor known for his role in The Isolation Room as the nerdy technology teacher Miles Carp who has a long winded relationship going with the rebellious art teach Allen Qasim that he oversees detention with. Unfortunately this has led to a rather rabid fan base who insist he and Jay are dating in real life despite the both of them being in very stable relationships with other people.
Jane Babineaux. A rather mousy Broadway actress with a very powerful voice. Carlos’s girlfriend. Currently cross cast in a revival of The Phantom Of The Opera as Erika the Phantom. Tries to be okay with Carlos’s TIR fans. But the invasion of privacy is starting to affect her performance
Jay Tahan. Carlos costar in The Isolation Room. Dating Gil. Decidedly less kind to the fans than Carlos and Jane are to the point that he’s disabled all of his social media accounts except for the shows official twitter account. Sadly no amount of flaunting his and Gil’s relationship has quelled the fandom yet.
Gil Legume. A lead on the adult fantasy epic The Norseland Empress as Viking Chieftain Sigurd Nordling alongside Lonnie as Ancient Chinese Empress Liu Cheng. Dating Jay. The fanbase is for TNE is just as bad if not worse than the TIR fanbase due to all the contractually obligated love scenes that Gil and Lonnie are required to do which the fanbase uses as “proof” of an offscreen romance.
Li Lonnie. Gil’s leading lady in The Norseland Empress. Liu Cheng is her first leading role in a drama show. Her background is Janeane Garofalo type standup comedy. As such. She wasn’t ready for how rabid the fanbase became. But fortunately for her, she’s got Jay on her side to tell the fans where to shove it.
Nedahk Thatch. Singer, dancer, choreographer and actor. Playing Patrick Swayze’s role in a musical adaptation of Dirty Dancing alongside his girlfriend Uma. They’re celebrated for their chemistry. But a favour for her father threatens to overhaul the movie.
Uma Facillier. Actress and singer. The Dirty Dancing musical is her first leading role. Before this her biggest role was one of the muses in an off-off-broadway production of Hercules. She’s enjoying the newfound recognition. If only her dad hadn’t begged her to play act at dating a volatile train wreck.
Harold Hook. A punk rock singer. Wants to be the next Sid Vicious. He doesn’t have a single talented bone in his body. Well. Unless you count his almost prodigious ability to cause scandal and ruin everywhere he goes. It’s gotten so bad that his father and Uma’s dad had to set them up in a fake relationship in the hope he gains some good will from the press. It’s not working.
Persey Pantheon. Actor and director. Reincarnate is their prospective comeback after losing over half of their fanbase when they came out as non-binary. They didn’t plan on Reincarnate being political. But it’s an occupational hazard when you make a movie set throughout and beyond human history
Maddox Hatter. Persey’s girlfriend. Recently played Margaret White in a revival of Carrie but had to be let go after an on stage psychotic break led her to fall to pieces during “And Eve Was Weak” at the start of the eight performance. She’s on medication now and is the researcher on Reincarnate
Hadie Pantheon. Persey’s twin brother. Harry, Mal and Evie’s half brother. Aspires to be the next Johnny Cash. Only he can’t play guitar. He can however play the piano. So he’s settled for being a mix between Johnny Cash and Ray Charles. He’s also a gifted song writer and serves as the lyricist on Reincarnate.
Antony Tremaine. Hadie’s boyfriend and singing partner. Guitarist. Serves as the composer for Reincarnate. Gave Persey the idea for the movie by gifting them The Time Traveller’s Wife for their birthday. He’s also giving Mallory elocution lessons in preparation for the Regency and Victorian segments of the movie.
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Navier/Sovieshu ao3 fic master lists-
From newer to old
Adding fuel to fire
Summary: Navier was changing clothes, Sovieshu walks in on her. Rest is history...
About: Explicit, hot smut 🥵, completed
Hurt and happiness
Summary: Sovieshu and Navier get divorced after his drunken one night stand with a random blond woman. It didn't help that she got pregnant too. Navier asks for divorce despite Sovieshu asking for forgiveness. After the divorce she marries someone else and leaves the country. Sovieshu tried to contact her, but she blocked him on everything. The other girl had no interest in marriage or kids, so she gives up the baby to Sovieshu and takes off. Sovieshu tries to be a good parent despite the ugly situation and doesn't date anyone else because of his guilt over losing Navier.Fast forward to ten years, he meets Navier again as his new neighbor who's currently widowed and has two sons of her own. Life as a single mom with two young kids is really hard. Sovieshu tries to help but will Navier accept it? Is reconciliation possible after all this years?Prompt inspired by Reddit post.
About: Ongoing, fluff and angst
Untitled
Summary: Sovieshu pushes Navier's buttons and she retaliates with magic leading to an adorable moment between them.
About: Fluff and crack, complete , ficlet
Lazy morning
Summary: On a rare four day weekend off of work, Navier and Sovieshu decide to start it off right.
About: Domestic fluff, modern AU, ficlet, completed.
May we meet again
Summary: Sovieshu and Navier find themselves at the beginning of their relationship. Their minds have woken up in their young body and only they're the ones remembers what happens next. Sovieshu thought this time he could fix what he broke but Navier disagrees. Sovieshu is heartbroken but he understands. The couple breaks up the engagement despite the protest from everyone else. It was a mutual decision after all and they decided to remain friends. Sovieshu appoints Navier as one of his minister in the court until Heinly arrives in eastern empire to sweep her away... Happy ending right? Then why the prince is going after Sovieshu's new wife? Why he's not even glancing at Navier? Oh wait, they forgot that Heinly's goal was the empress of Eastern empire, not a court minister. And Navier wasn't the empress of the eastern empire, not anymore. So what will happen now? Will the new Empress will fall for the trap? What happens to Rashta and her children? Will Heinly also remember the future? Can Navier forgive and forget everything?
About: Angst, fluff, ongoing, AU, time travel
Don't wish upon a tree
Summary: Navier and Sovieshu decided to spend her birthday in the imperial villa.
About: Fluff, bickering, AU, completed.
The other woman
Summary: Sovieshu brings a woman from hunting. It makes the lady in waiting worried. A prequel of my fic "Take a hint". It's about how Rashta becomes Navier's maid.
About: Domestic fluff, misunderstanding, AU, part of a series, completed
Take a hint
Summary: At the new years celebration, the emperor suddenly left the empress alone in the middle of the dance, shocking everyone. They started murmuring. Trouble in marriage? Navier had to keep her cool and hide her blush cause they had no idea what just happened.
About: AU series, hint of smut
Why does it have to be you
Summary: Sovieshu couldn't believe his eyes when his new bride unveiled herself - Navier Trovi, the woman that made his life miserable in university life, the woman he hates the most.
About: Modern AU, enemies to lovers, arrange marriage, classmates, bickering, teasing, I love Navier being so sneaky lol
All that glitters isn't gold
Summary: Heinry shows Navier the pictures of Sovieshu and Rashta going into a cabin together, exposing her husband's affair. Only if he knew...
About: Serial killers, Modern AU, Navier and Sovieshu being evil together, one of my favourites!!
Bare your heart to me
Summary: Me the pervert, trying to write a sugary sweet ff because oh why not? It's Navier and Sovieshu again because I don't like Heinry.
About: Declaration of love, communication, AU, completed.
The fear of losing you
Summary: Navier and Sovieshu were walking in the garden. Little did she know this would be the worst nightmare of her life.
About: Angst with happy ending, one shot, completed
Lying down next to you
Summary: It was almost dinnertime and Sovieshu wasn't here yet which made me worried. Lately, my husband has been working day and night without any eye shut and skipping meals to focus on his work. It has been very busy lately in the Eastern Empire due to a lot of budgeting and signing documents
About: One shot, domestic fluff au, cute
Morning Glow
Summary: Navier wakes up early in the morning with Sovieshu's hand wrapped around her. She enjoys the peaceful quiet morning with her sleeping husband.
About: Another domestic fluff, one shot , completed, cute.
Navier's h*le aches for deep cleaning
Summary: AU where Sovieshu and Navier does some things before they learn about rashta's pregnancy.
About: Smut 😏, completed, one shot , explicit
First born
Summary: Navier doesn't feel well when the day of Rashta's honorary banquet rolls around. Alas, she is the Empress and Sovieshu is already under the impression that she's trying to ruin the runaway slave's life and reputation, so she has to make an appearance despite this.
About: AU where Navier gives birth before Rashta, one of my favourites, this is one of the oldest navieshu fic, really good plot, completed. I really loved it. I wish the writer made a sequel for this. I'm really curious about the future dynamic. What'd happen to Navier and Sovieshu and their new child? What'd happen to Rashta? So many questions!!!!
Hyacinth
Summary: When Sovieshu learned about Navier's pregnancy, he saw a chance to rebuild their relationship. Amidst the joy of the country, he sent away the blonde prince his wife was so fond of, as well as the rest of ill intended foreigners who pursued her.While it seemed that Navier would never show any warmth towards him again -be it for his illegitimate child or his meddling in the banishment of her western prince-, he still hoped for reconciliation.Then the girl was born with violet eyes.
About: Angst, one shot, well the ending isn't about Navieshu but the plot is mainly about them. The story was good but the writer got too cocky about western kingdom's power. Like bruh, Navier and Heinry had to secretly flee from the eastern empire and you think here he'd march in and threaten Sovieshu with his army that's weaker than Eastern empire? The ending is meh but if you ignore the ending, it's somewhat decent.
Same old, same old
Summary: In a twist the appearances of Rashta and Heinley do not fully tear Navier and Sovieshu apart, but help them finally grow together.
About: Incomplete and abandoned 😞, but cute fluffy with angst
I've only included fics that mainly focus about Navier and Sovieshu.
Enjoy!!
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autarchi0s · 8 months
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[THE EMPRESS] - Do they participate in or have a self-care ritual? If so, what does their routine look like? (All of them i guess)
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|| -- THE MAJOR ARCANA
[THE EMPRESS] - Do they participate in or have a self-care ritual? If so, what does their routine look like?
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Some might think Stolas constantly preening himself is an act of self-care, but that is more a daily routine than anything else. There are times when he just wants to escape it all. Lock himself away in his living room with a tall bowl of sugary cereal and his TV. His own little world, his retreat away from the woes of a busy regal life. The more Fabio-ass-motherfucker-featuring soap operas are an all-time favourite of his.
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Paimon's self-care rituals usually oscillate between a quiet day at his palace's library, and more self-indulgent treatment, which itself is highly dependent on the form he chooses to assume. But more often than not, there are at least ten of his personal servants tending to him at a time. Trimming hair and feathers, applying makeup, sharpening talons and/or horns; the likes.
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Asmodeus never goes without some spoilage of the self, dedicating at least an hour a day to it. He'll usually arrange spa evenings for himself and his significant other, complete with full-body massages and a few minutes in the sauna, right down to the heat-resistant green tea mud mascara. After all, a showman has to keep his complexion intact and his muscles free of any tension.
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...we do not talk about Valentino's self-care routines. At least until after midnight.
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saviorfoxowlis · 1 year
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N:Era: Where We Lie Part 7: The Summer Solstice
Cyras took a deep breath as she took her first steps out in her ugly opaque couche dress.
Banners spread across the arches, streamers from balconies, and crumbs from mouths. Hundreds of guests stared at her. They cheered so loud she couldn't hear her footsteps.
Lilu stepped up next to her in a pink, frilly, and fancy dress. Understandably, she looked murderous. "Wow, that is not a good dress for you."
"Same," Cyras told her. Both began laughing.
Rosod said, "Girls, we have a mission. Find and extract Ahmond, then take out Daybreak."
Cyras said, "Yeah, get some Ahmond extract." She saw everyone's attention go to a balcony.
Owlis stepped out. Cyras blinked as she saw the alpha in a white dress with amazing stitching. Her cuffs looked like doilies. Her volcanic glass shoes were stark black. Authoritative clacks accompanied her steps, as she stared down at everyone, who could only stare back up in awe. "She looks amazing."
Rosod snapped in Cyras' ear. Startled, she jumped.
Cracking a knuckle, Rosod said, "Anyway, right now I'll locate Ahmond and Lilu will keep an eye out on the violet. Your job is staying here. Everyone is keeping their eyes on you because you're the Empress' cousin and the newest goddess here."
"Goddess," Cyras asked with a raised eyebrow. "You don't believe that."
Lilu shook her head and said, "Anyway, yeah Kid, you're gonna be on your own for a few minutes."
As they walked away, Owlis appeared next to Cyras. "We have a schedule. For right now, let's meet with your other family members."
Cyras opened her mouth but was escorted by the Empress across the garden's dark green grass. She caught everyone's eyes.
Owlis paused in front of a golden fox near the snacks. She had some extra thick fur and curves. "Meet Bhrook, my sister."
Cyras did the math, slipping thoughts through the audience's cacophony, like water over a greasy window. Okay, so she was the daughter of Sumhyr, and Sumhyr was Owlis' cousin, meaning Owlis' sister would be her... Cousin once removed just like Owlis. She should have figured that out immediately instead of calculating the numbers but for some reason, her wit, always so sharp, was now so dull.
Bhrook stared down at the little girl and said, "Why hallo Cyras, very nice I can meet you." She sniffed her snout.
Cyras tilted her head at her and said, "You don't even look remotely like Owlis."
Bhrook said, "I have some purple markings, they're just covered up." Oh, she was wearing golden silk.
"And here I am," said a blue fox. "Current replacement of Ryvoh as leader of Glacialane. Raynfall. I'm the sister of Snofall."
Cyras stared at Owlis with bared fangs. "Who are all these people?"
Owlis told her, "Stop being snarky. There are four of the seasonal cousins, Ryvoh Spryng, Sumhyr, myself, and Snofall Whyntir."
"I find this ironic that the family named Winter all has 'fall' in their names. And I don't see how she could be replacing Ryvoh."
Owlis sighed. "Ryvoh, before she left, was the leader of Glacialane. Snofall led Wyrmhome. Your mother led Sunnyvilla."
"Speaking of," Bhrook asked, "do you... know anything about your mother?"
Owlis said, "She's on an 'if she asks' basis."
"I don't really care about my mother," Cyras said, eyes half-lidded as she walked away from three older foxes who had mouths agape. All she knew was her mom and dad died when she was younger.
What did interest her, however, were quite a few of the snacks she saw. She licked her teeth, wiggled her tail, and jumped up on a platform. Tea time with Owlis blessed her palette with many bread treats. Muffins, cookies, cupcakes, or her favorite, gingerbread.
Nose twitching, she sussed out nothing resembling ginger. Oh well. Can't get everything she wanted on her birthday, but she did see a bowl of a red liquid. Must be blood. She licked at the fluid, disgusting several nearby guests, but the taste tingled her buds.
She smacked a couple of times at the sugary and light flavoring. With a shrug, she plunged her face within the bowl, sucking.
Owlis shouted, "Cyras, get down from there."
"But I'm thirsty."
Owlis said, "Now."
Cyras pouted and stared at the grass a couple of times, back at the punch, bit down on a plate of cookies, and jumped.
Bhrook glared at Owlis. "You can't let her act like that."
"I've got an appointment. You shoot me another dirty look and that appointment is you," Owlis told her sister, making her back up.
Cyras smirked lightly after the two fought, but swam through the crowd in case anyone pursued. She saw a pond off in the distance where she could refresh herself.
But first.
She threw the plate up in the air, watched the platter flip. Growing eight fiery tails, she caught each raining cookie.
With a jump, Cyras scaled a tree. Her outfit was technically a shade of green with a dash of vomit, therefore she blended in slightly with some of the leaves. No signs of Rosod or Lilu.
However, she saw someone who looked a lot like Lilu, except larger and with stripes. As Ryvoh usually said, when she was pointing out other furious and feral beasts, "that's the saltiest of all the sea dogs." Jazmyn, mother of Lilu.
The evil persuader approached Owlis and said, "Good afternoon Owlis."
"Queen Jazmyn," Owlis regarded coolly. "I wasn't expecting you here. I figured you weren't a big fan of my little cousin."
The bane of good said, "Well, I suppose you should know that she, purposefully and intentionally, undermined my parenting. I had a lie detector which she broke while playing with Lilu."
"The lie detector determined that was a lie," Cyras spat, though not loudly enough that anyone could hear.
However, she noticed Bhrook talked with Raynfall. "Owlis is awful snippy."
Then, Cyras saw Rosod poking at bushes, inspecting grates. She couldn't filter her family out, nor Owlis and the Ender of Happiness. The talks fused together.
"You see, I calmly told Lilu that I was wondering if she ever thought about her weight."
"Owlis is always snippy, like what's her major problem, I think she gets off on treating others poorly."
"But that girl, I swear, that girl acted like nothing you've ever seen. She yelled at me and freaked out on me. That is MY child,"
"She wouldn't let us act like that when we were kids, Bhrook."
"-and she's the one who ran away from home. She doesn't think I ever wished I could run away from her."
"Uh-huh, yes Jazmyn."
Why can't anybody here shut up, Cyras thought.
Pupils narrowed, she ran down the tree. Pause. Should she stay up and watch Rosod, no Rosod's a big girl, she can handle herself. She'll find her, not the other way around. But maybe Cyras should stay on the tree and scout.
Screaming internally, Cyras burst towards the pond, some people nearly jumping back.
As she hit the pond she took one cookie and took a chunk out the middle instead of the sides. No chewing. Swallow and then she took a few angry pants and took a proper bite out of the sides. And also, she simply dropped some cookies, knowing she would eat them later.
The pond was secluded with no one near except for some fish. Lilies and poppies that filtered water quality and added some privacy. Good, Cyras was hungry. She lapped up some water before she jumped and immersed herself.
Smirking at one fish, a quite big goldfish, she blasted jets of flames from her paws. The steam-powered fox spiraled around, bit, and flew out.
She dropped the fish near the punch bowl, which had been refilled. When a Crimson lady fainted, Cyras, feeling a bit more hesitant about the blood on her mouth, knew she messed up.
Owlis said, "Cyras."
Cyras bolted.
"Cyras!"
***
The violet inventor, Daybreak, entered the party officially with Rosod accompanying him, as well as Orch.
Rosod said, "Excuse me, sir, may I see your backpack?"
Daybreak said, "Uh, well you see." He saw his brother nod for reassurance. "Oh of course, but there are important documents here, very important." He gave her the backpack and asked Orch, "That was a worker."
"Don't stress much," Orch said, "we'll be out of this country in no time. Thanks for taking me back, honestly, I should have realized your genius."
"I'm sorry as well, Orch," Daybreak said, "but I'm glad we have no hard feelings between us."
"What a sucker," Rosod mumbled, rolling her eyes, as she met up with Lilu. "Okay, now let's begin looking."
With the bag unzipped, the two girls rummaged for anything remotely interesting about the blueprints. Their eyes bulged.
"Did you see anything about lie detectors?" Rosod asked.
"Not a thing," Lilu told her.
"Well that's not very good," Rosod said.
***
In the basement of the palace, Ahmond sat alone in the darkness, listening as the song of the harmonica played. Her fox wolf cousin twisted and turned as she breathed in, giving each note a bit of power, that resonated throughout the first level of prisons.
The door opened as Maypol, the hyena guard, said, "That's enough from you." She grabbed the wolf by her arm and Mosor screeched as she was taken away.
Ahmond said, "Great, now she's probably getting lined up."
A shadow fell over the grate. "Ahmond!"
Cyras' face was between the bars of the grate, and she dangled a nearby vine from the stones. "Ahmond, I'm busting you out of here. Go ahead and grab this."
Ahmond said, "Where are the others?"
"Don't know, don't care!"
"I'm not very good at climbing ropes." A loud slap snapped her out of her misgivings. She bit down and tried scaling with her feet, getting up as high as she could.
"How are we getting past this grate issue?" Ahmond asked.
"This issue is actually quite terrible in my opinion," Cyras said, as she pushed a small metal ring through the gaps. Ahmond slipped her middle finger through. "Break through the bars with this."
As another echo came throughout the tunnels, Ahmond knocked on the bars. "Ow, my knuckle!" And then she fell, hitting and smashing through the bed.
"What's with all this ruckus!"
A guard was stomping through the hallways.
"Amplify, Ahmond."
"Uh..." Ahmond realized she could break through the bars on her cell door. With her Amplificate power, she empowered the metal on her ring. She scrambled for the door, prepared a punch, but a guard reached first, swinging open.
As Maypol stood in front of her, Ahmond's fist uppercut her jaw.
Maypol flew in the air, landing unconscious.
Ahmond blinked a few times.
Cyras said, "Ahmond, get up here now."
Prisoners usually came into and out of the palace's jails by going through a basement hatch. Ahmond stumbled through. She saw Cyras biting and ripping off pieces of fabric.
"Cyras," Ahmond said, "You're, um, ripping your clothes off."
"I know, and I hate these clothes, and I hate how everyone is talking!" She ripped off the last pieces of garment and threw the entire dress on the floor, before spitting on the corpse. "Now, stay with me."
***
Owlis stood by the punch bowl, her eyes half-lidded. She stared deep, at her reflection, until she heard a voice. Jazmyn.
"Greeting Empress Owlis. I managed to miss you in the crowd. Anyway, I believe we were having a talk about the issue of child discipline."
Owlis thought, I can't believe she's still talking at me.
"Lilu is the one who runs away, and yet she still expects that I should be the villain. And I feel like I'm a horrible mother who didn't raise her right because she has no respect."
"Oh, I don't think THAT makes you a horrible mother," Owlis said.
"Why thank you. What I do know is that seems like there's a lot more disrespect these days, you know." She took a swig of punch that Cyras put her face and tongue in.
Owlis thought, You literally crashed your mom's carriage and were known for coming home a little more than happy. Your daughter, mouths off on occasion.
Cyras walked past both, sporting nothing.
Jazmyn double-took at Cyras. liquid sprayed out of her mouth and nostrils at hose-like pressure. "Owlis, why is that uncouth, unsophisticated, backward-"
"Backward?" Cyras asked.
"-Child running around butt-naked?"
Owlis said, "Well presumably because she took her clothes off. Also Cyras- Where did she go?"
Cyras ran across the flowers and onto a stage with musicians and said, "Play me a good song boys and girls." She grabbed a microphone. "Because I've got something I gotta say."
Jazmyn asked, "What is that girl doing?"
Owlis said, "Oh something she'll regret in a moment, I'm sure."
Cyras said, "I would like to tell all of you the truth, in a way you're all comfortable with."
"Sour Grapes
May make you whine
But Grapes of Wrath
Make them taste fine.
Lost in yourself
The Grapes of Wrath
Only knows that I'm
Two steps ahead."
Lilu said, "Wait a minute, she's talking about someone." She saw Daybreak in the audience, waiting in line for his presentation.
"I take your superstitions
I fool you without remorse
Just trust machinations
That celebrities endorse
Lost in yourself
The Grapes of Wrath
Only knows that I'm
Two steps ahead"
Rosod said, "Wait, this is a code, she's obviously calling out our little Violet friend."
"Are you stupid or something?" Lilu asked, "Of course she is, and look at how close he is." Daybreak was only a couple of steps from the spotlight.
"A couple steps," Lilu realized.
"THE GRAPES OF WRATH
I am your anger
I break your cage
I subsist on you
I feel your rage
I am the grapes of wrath.
And I'm two, steps... ahead!"
Lilu pushed Daybreak two steps ahead and Cyras jumped at him. Daybreak flinched. Cyras twisted midair. Her arms wrapped around Daybreak's neck and as she fell, all 30 pounds of her brought Daybreak down.
Face crashing, Daybreak ate mud.
Owlis shouted, "Cyras, that is enough!"
"No, we're just getting started," Cyras shouted, her eyes glowing. "Let's get this started," she said as she circled her quarry.
Daybreak struggled on his knees and said, "That was assault and I could sue the crown for that."
Cyras said, "Then let's make a quick bet. I'll give you as much money as you want for your next project so long as you can beat me in a game." She tilted her head in an eerie manner. "I'm gonna prove your lie detectors are fake in front of the crowd, right here."
Orch scratched his head, not sure how this fit in with their plans, while Ahmond hid behind him.
Daybreak glared and said, "Fine."
Cyras jumped back on the stage and said, "Here are the rules, someone get a lie detector up here."
Daybreak said, "No need, I brought my own, so no tampering."
"Oh, I wasn't expecting that I could tamper with this." Cyras was gonna tell the full truth. The sun reached the hills.
Merry Summer Solstice. However, I did calculations and technically the 27th is Cyras' true birthday.
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rovingsolitarything · 2 years
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10/10/22
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The Empress
My Year of Rest and Relaxation is starting to seem like a feasible life plan. There there little one; go back to your books and sugary treats.
- CJ
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The anon quickly goes and comes back with a large chocolate cream filled cake and a box full of brownies, setting them down next to the piggish empress so when she was ready to move on, she could.
Give her a few more minutes to finish her main course and a few more after that to catch her breath. She does leave a milkshake to drink with her dessert, though it doesn't last too long as she devours the sugary goodness. So many crumbs flying, the cream of the cake dribbling down onto her bosom as her clothes fell off of her freshly fattened figure, sweat pouring down her body thanks to all the extra heat from it.
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yiqithings · 2 years
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No sweets for the contaminated
There’s no hangtime no right time no sugary nothings or salty somethings to save you from your  lecherous stare.
By about midnight when the silken thighs on that bluegrass high peel apart at the knees you question your choices.
Diamonds aren’t squeezed from plastic pipettes  razor blade bromances don’t trickle down from tight pleather and tighter purses.
An empress under the sun who melts into an emperor under the moon will spit acid with their voices.
Still, you count your canvases of fine art take inventory of crystal glasses drowned in wine coolers a free sample for the pretty and the marooned.
Beneath the scorching heat of a random afternoon high tide will throw down without warning, and all you owned will crack open and suck you deep into earthen boxes left swollen by the broken.
-- yiqi  24 June 2022 8:00 pm
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valorousimperial · 7 years
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When was the last time you were even on?
She hasn’t kidnapped anyone in like a long time, and she’s not going to, either.
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cothurnalgowk-blog · 7 years
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@sugary-empress started following you
Ooh, good.
No, I’m glad.
No really I’m super happy about this.
No, truly, for real, --could not possibly be a happier --clam about this than I am --currently being right now.
Super duper glad.
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g2vfucker-blog · 7 years
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sugary-empress replied to your post: ❖ what are your worlds Vamp Rules like can you...
W)(at about t)(e counting small objects fin?~
Pretty sure that’s determined by the individual.
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amourete-blog1 · 7 years
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@sugary-empress said:  Scraping off t)(e frosting )(urts, and t)(ere’s a super )(ig)( risk of me rejecting t)(e new frosting if it’s too different, w)(ic)( also )(urts~ But look, gold dragees!!!~
Oh no DDX I hope that doesn’t happen... It does look nice though, crossing fingers it works!!
Fur some reason I’ve nefur thought about soul sweets like that, it’s strange to hear all this? Do other people meowdify their sweets? :??
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amusedmuralist · 7 years
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@sugary-empress
> As you pull Sarosa from the pile, you notice that some of the dolls are distributed oddly around the bed. You can’t imagine your moirail and Sugary empress getting along very well, and seeing them side by side leads you to realise they’re the same height. That’s. That’s odd. You could swear Sugary ought to be smaller. Maybe your moirail is shorter than you thought. 
(> Maybe it’s a crush. Maybe you ought to think about that for a while.)
(> Maybe you’ll fuss with making sure no other doll is bleeding, or on fire, or any other bizarre thing, and not think about this.
> You’re definitely blushing as you do.)
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