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#I need to get back into practice

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So i hate to be in this position, but last month I was in an accident where I was hit by a semi truck. My roommate was kind enough to set up the GoFundMe for us. I do not think that I'm going to be able to make rent without it, much less feed Us, because I usually work 30 to 40 hours a week, and as I've just gotten out of rehab and I'm still in recovery it's just not an option for me to go back to work right now.

In tight financial times like these I could never ask for anyone to donate, but if you're not able to, it would really help out if you would at least boost the post.

I have six broken ribs, a broken collarbone, a broken metacarpal, and four discrete pelvic fractures, as well as the fact that my spleen exploded on impact and they had to mop it out of my body cavity. So, it's a lot of sitting in my future.

If you are able to help, here is the link.

#ooc #signal boost

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#Hmmmm!!!

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Good to see that the anonymous are still weird!

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being in love is all about. being weird with each other and laughing and playing :)

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Yellow Diamond, Tourmaline and Opal Ring by Austy Lee

Source: austy_lee @ Instagram

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I've not been around in goddamn ages what happened to that gamzee with the fucked up ear and that sugar empress? And how are your lil grublings??

I don't like the way you're referring to Gamzee's scarring, but I'll fill you in all the same, I guess. Listen, though, do you think if you lost some fingers that you'd like your hand referred to as "fucked-up" by strangers? Put some respect on and be the person Mister Rogers knew you could be.

My Squishfish is getting on famously in the timeline she moved to, and I'm happy to say she'd doing even better now that she's not on social media all that often. It's poisonous, I'll tell you. Anyway, she'd abdicated to her heiress long before she stopped logging on.

Gamzee and I broke up a long time ago. We had been having relationship problems for a great long time before that and though we tried to at least live together for the grubs, ultimately he moved back in with his human dad, Scott. Our three wrigglers - Liosin, Nahtie, and Lycori - go and stay with him sometimes, but Scott's an old human man and the kids are just old enough to start doing their times tables; it's not a good time for them to be there right now. He...doesn't know what happened. But he doesn't need to know, cos I sent the wrigglers away once I knew it was unquestionably dangerous and we're moved in to the new spot now and all safe and happy.

Amolin is done shedding teeth (for now) and is in speech classes to learn how to work with the ones they have. They can talk in full sentences, and we don't mind it, but they're not very confident outside the palace. Mostly, they prefer sign language. Absolutely killing it at spelling, too. Not to mention that they're *wondrously* strong and bulky even for their little kid body! They almost picked up one of my cars the other day. Might've done, too, if they were any taller.

Tiumia is such a precious girl, and she's in to drawing dogs right now because Karkat showed her a way you can draw dogs with a few circles. They're on everything she owns now.

I took Liosin shopping and after we'd gotten him a few things to play with and a new blanket (his texture needs are extremely specific sometimes) he pointed out a very fancy-looking pen and asked for it. He keeps trying to click it. It is a cap-type. He cried to me twice to click it for him because I'm bigger and stronger. Both times I took the cap off for him. Both times he promptly forgot it was a cap within minutes. He is not quite three!

Nahtie developed Gamzee's voodoos early and teleports around the place, BUT since we've just moved into a new home TODAY, she's not familiar enough to escape bathtime! She had a physical recently and her doctor confirmed that he found muscle structures developed for controlling wings, so. Not looking forward to which pupation that's gonna be.

Lycori's the smallest and the youngest, and she's started talking recently. She started late. She says some weeeeiiiird stuff, though. Or, she did before we moved. She's not ready for talking right now, I guess. She's practically totally blind, so I guess that this move is probably the hardest on her.

And that's it for now!! Mituna's hale and healthy after everything, I'm still having daymares but normal bad memory stuff and not the curse shit, uh

Oh, yeah, actually after Kannus died, uhhh....the planet became explosively biodiverse and a bunch of people started accidentally messing quite a bit up as APPARENTLY we most all got magic! Which is great! I guess! Everything Kannus does makes my life harder, he can't even die politely. Can't kick this corpse anywhere.

So yeah we're just getting settled in the new palace, waiting on the new egg to hatch...Karkat's been on a trip with Sollux and Terezi, hosted by Resolute, and he just got back! Easy business.

#kids // #grubs // #Audience Granted #wrigglers // #Kannus

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Oh! My! Gods!! What a precious darling!!!!! Oh, Miracle Gro will do this darling a wonder!!!

D »—> I am nothing short of delighted to see you, but perhaps this will provide better conte%t, even publicly

> Attached is a photo of the newest addition, leafy and bright-eyed and very clearly not a clever bit of topiary.

#💙💙💙 #Ff #I'm glowing now #See what you've gone and done?

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Cursed website actually ban the bots if you're not going to let me post my or my partners' bodies challenge.

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would you rather vacation by the sea or in the mountains

> Thank fuck it's not more of that hardball nonsense. The anons have no sense of ramping up these days, it's just like getting hit with a bat. You could almost wipe your brow about it.

I've been staying by the sea lately while we all recover from...the whole thing. Maybe I'd try the mountains. They must be gorgeous...

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Would you rather permanently give up your throne to someone who doesn't have your people's best interests at heart, or keep your position indefinitely at the expense of losing all living members of your bloodline?

...This is the first thing. You're fucking ghastly. I.

Anyway, we all know the answer to the trolley problem is to sacrifice one to save many, but I'd never give up my family. I've lost enough and I deserve to be selfish with them.

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Would you rather ... or ...?

Finish in my inbox and make me pick.

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✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

#ooc reblog #THEY'RE IN WUV

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I love a woman who can kick my ass.

that line does have a type though dont they

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#Also it's funny to refer to myself as just a mistress sometimes.#Oh nothing official. Just the Emperor's favored piece of ass.

Have you seen this ass, though?

Siiiiiigh 💘

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In our defense...nothing else we've done is that unusual, as long as when you leave me to return to the ocean floor you leave the kids with me.

Optics didn’t stop us from doing literally anything else. But I defer to my mate’s good sense.

#kid ment // #kids // #children //