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Pardon me. Let me rearrange that wording:

No one with a long enough memory is that desperate.

By “desperate measures” I meant like, taking my –clothes off, not a-c-cepting money from Sugary. No one’s that desperate.

#caepaecaesurae

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Rufioh, motherfu--cker. And the fa--ct that this is so run of the mill for you that you don’t remember, is like, frankly not helping your --case at all?

Am I the only one who’s been around here long enough to remember how fu–cked up the shit Sugary did was and like, I don’t know, not be over it?? I remember when she sawed off my good friend’s horns on a live broad–cast! Showed the whole world his guts! Haha, water under the bridge, am I right???

#sugaryexcess #torture /

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Am I the only one who’s been around here long enough to remember how fu--cked up the shit Sugary did was and like, I don’t know, not be over it?? I remember when she sawed off my good friend’s horns on a live broad--cast! Showed the whole world his guts! Haha, water under the bridge, am I right???

#You are all su--ch fresh-fa--ced motherfu--ckers and she was so --corre-ct about the general gullibility of people holy m #mother of fu--ck. #torture /

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By “desperate measures” I meant like, taking my --clothes off, not a-c-cepting money from Sugary. No one’s that desperate.

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Sugary the only gold I want from you is for you to please --continue your golden streak of not fu--cking speaking to me!

Hahahaha, I am so desperate for money that I have –considered some pretty dark pathways at this point!

#You are not giving any money to me or my ''sunblooded'' Sollux friend! #And I sure don't --care how ''good'' you are or how mu--ch we don't ''owe'' you anything or what the hell else! #My buddy! My pal! My absolute friend! #Don't ever tou--ch me or him! #And again don't bother with that whole ''ain't like that now'' business! #sugaryexcess

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Hahahaha, I am so desperate for money that I have --considered some pretty dark pathways at this point!

#I really don't want to --continue putting strain on Sollux by being here! #If I got a good enough gig he --could quite one of his jobs and have more free time. #Heughghgh.

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Man, remember when I used to do things? Remember when I was valedi--ctorian of the most prestigious Ivy League prep s--chools in the U.S.? And now I just got reje--cted from job appli--cations and --cry all day?

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I got a Summoner and his friend out of jail on--ce, but it o-c-curs to me that apparently being an heir would be a death-on-sight and not an unquestioned-authority deal on some planets, so. Your mileage may vary!

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When someone’s playing guitar in the other room but you --can’t hear the melody be--cause it’s muffled by the door so all you hear is the toneless sma--cking of strings against fingers.

#TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG.

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#Oh worm?

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Ask --Completely Inappropriate Question BIT--CH ME TOO, THE FU--CK.

#b slur /

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#ABOUT FU--CKING ME.

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My friend Sollux is a hermit who has never seen the outside of his bedroom, --classroom, or workpla--ce, and has never sat in front of a --computer s--creen without immediately playing Overwat--ch, but when he does --come online please be ni--ce to him, be--cause he is a good boy.

#3mptysis

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#Hey. That's... That's me. #--Call me. #We --can talk more about it.

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just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

#This feeling of vis--ceral wrongness is exa--ctly what being inside my mind feels like at all times.

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Yeah, that’s right. I’m laying down that harsh marketing and flavor --criti-cism now. Bet you didn’t know that the fruit sna--ck industry is a--ctually my bit--ch. That I absolutely run the hell out of this shit. That nasty-ass --coaglulated high fru--ctose --corn syrup homun--culous you’re shoveling into your garbage trap mouth 24/7 is all --contingent on my fu--cking approval, worm. You have no idea what you’re up against. You’re fu--cking dead, kiddo.