#stunt shit

[wingslikeiicarus]

Who’s gonna tell him he’s turned up to LA to publicly babysit the wrong kid

#poor freddie has to take a backseat😔 #there’s a new kid in town (LA) #stunt shit #sorry I’m tired gonna go read a fic

[hl-obsessed]

is there already manip with H from that pic with holding hands or i need to wait some more. c'mon guys i'm losing my sanity here

#bless all of you who all years in this fandom #like #the fuck louis #louis tomlinson #gimme manips #it's so many things wrong in what i had to just ask #guess its time for stunt shit tag #stunt shit #obviously i know shit with how long i've been here #but i really started to like ealnor #she was something constant at least #i'm so fucking tired #i know i really have no right but anyway

[ghostrockband]

Giancarlo Esposito for MSCHF × Crocs

#this shits so awesome i wanted everyone here to see him stunt #giancarlo esposito #fashion

[fixyourwritinghabits]

If there's one take-away I want to make clear about ruining your career by pettily review-bombing other writers, it's that traditional publishing is not a competition you can win. You have no control over how well your sales do versus someone else's sales. No amount self-promotion, hard work, and social media is going to guarantee a viral tweet, a Booktok sensation, or rave reviews. Those are beyond your control.

In this, your fellow authors are not your rivals, but your peers. If you are not super rich or well-connected, you will be reliant on connections you have to communities that know and trust you, and this is far more important than anything you do on your own. The publishing world is quite small, and these relationships will be a boon in building your future opportunities as well as helping other writers. The industry, in fact, relies on selling books with similar themes at the same time, because they know readers who like one Greek-inspired fantasy will likely pick up another one. That's how publishing trends work!

Publishing is never going to be free from drama or interpersonal-driven conflict. Review-bombing is going to continue, driven by political or ideological agendas. But treating what should be a professional career as some sort of winner-takes-all Squid Game is going to blow up in your face the moment you're caught out, and it will ruin your career before it even begins.

#traditional publishing #don't get me wrong #plenty of people get away with terrible shit in publishing #but that is AFTER they have a book and PROVE they can sell #no agent is going to touch you with a ten-foot pole if you have this attached to your name before you prove you can make it #this was a stupid stunt to begin with and the fallout is deserved

[pumpumdemsugah]

Women doing dumb shit together 🤝

#blah #she's a stunt woman #and every video ive seen of her is her throwing her entire body at or off something lol #corrine nicewick #one day i hope to be strong and flexible enough and then use it for dumb shit

[spacedace]

Continuation/blurb/snippet from this writing prompt.

It took less than a week to get custody of the Fenton children.

Oswald expected that it wouldn’t take long with his connections, but even that turn around is faster than what he expected. He'd anticipated pulling strings, greasing palms, maybe making some threats, but before he can even think of getting things moving to do so the paperwork is signed and a social worker is calling him to sort out the travel arrangements for the kids.

It's all done local, the judge, CPS, the witnesses and lawyers, each and every one calling the town home. Each and every one pushing the case through at a speed that Oswald didn't think was possible even in the most crooked of situations. He smelled conspiracy, but not - surprisingly - a malicious one.

Amity wasn't the smallest place in the world, but it was small enough. And the Fentons were public figures, though not in the way that Jack and Maddie Fenton obviously thought they were. How long had the people of Amity been watching things go wrong for the kids? How long had they been trying - in their own, limited ability - to help? Long enough to get desperate, seemed to be the answer.

The only resistance Oswald can find as he reviewed all the information he could get ahold of, was from the Mayor - Jazz and Danny's godfather, somehow more crooked than even Gotham's elected officials as far as Oswald could tell - and the Dr's. Fenton themselves.

The Mayor was summarily denied any influence of the case by the judge on the grounds of the long standing and publicly recorded ugliness of Master's relationship with Danny - which was something else Oswald was going to have to figure out. Along with all the…ghost stuff.

Oswald wasn't sure what to make of the ghost stuff.

Honestly he was leaving it for his people to figure out and wrangle into a reasonable explanation to report to him later. It was…something, a big something, and not - as he'd originally suspected upon initial cursory research into the town - a tourist gimmick or an overly high meta population. A later problem, provided he had to co tend with it at all once the children were officially in his custody in Gotham.

The biggest issue had been the kid's parents. Or really, the biggest issue had been the shady government agency backing the kids' parents.

The Fentons were the Ghost Investigation Ward's pet mad scientists. Creating weapons and genocidal plans - against ghosts - and generally tormenting the towns' living inhabitants just as much as the undead ones. The GIW had been protecting Jack and Maddie from any repercussions of their recklessness, and were willing to butt in on an unexpected custody battle in order to keep their maniacal golden geese happily working away.

From what Oswald had heard, a representative of the GIW had shown up to convince the judge to dismiss the case, but the judge had been faster. By the time the men in all white appeared - garish and tacky in their ill fitted, bulky suits - it had been too late of course. The judge had apparently anticipated their impending appearance and had made their ruling and had everything filed tidily late the night before. Courts did not typically stay running til three in the morning, but apparently an exception had been made.

There were a great many things wrong with Amity Park - wrong in a lot of ways they were in Gotham, wrong in ways they weren't - but the people that called the place home seemed to have come to a decision on one thing: the Fenton children were not safe, and unknown or not they were trusting Oswald to get them out of there.

It was strange and a little overwhelming, for an entire population that did not know him to see him as some kind of hope. Some kind of hero.

There were many, many things wrong in Amity Park.

He tried to assure himself when everything was said and done and the kids were packed and on their way that it wasn't his problem. He was officially Jazz and Danny's guardian, in a city half a country away that even with his - nominally- cleaned up act he held a great deal of power over. He was nearly untouchable within Gotham's shadow, and no one from some half-mad town was going to be able to do anything to change that.

He made preparations though, just in case. He hadn’t gotten where he was by being stupid. The Bat could use something to chew on that wasn't one of Oswald's entirely legitimate business ventures anyway. An ethically suspect government agency that was likely to come sticking their noses in Gotham's business sooner than later would do just nicely for that, and might even earn him some kind of grace from Gotham's brooding knight without getting him in hot water with any of the city's criminal element.

All that was left at that point was actually meeting the kids in person.

His kids.

He ignored the strange, bittersweet ache that touched his heart at that. It was, after all, entirely a means of improving his reputation in the city. The kids mean an end. He'd take care of him the same he did all his people, but not any more than that.

It was just business.

If he reminded himself enough, it might even be true one day.

He suspected though, as he laid eyes on them for the first time - shadow eyed and leery, haunted in a way that ghosts couldn't manage and looking not much at all like Oswald outside the fear and the pain he did his best to forget from his own upbringing - that the point of not caring had been passed the minute he'd gotten that first call.

*

Apologies if Penguin is out of character, all I know about him is what I vaguely remember from TAS, what I’ve absorbed from fandom and what I tried to put together from a wiki lol.

I did this instead of sleeping last night because I couldn’t get the initial idea out of my head (which slightly defeats the purpose of making it a writing prompt so that I could just read everyone else’s wonderful thoughts and writings on the idea instead of getting side tracked from my other writing projects - again lol - but oh well).

I don’t know if I’ll write anymore, and as with everything else I post this is open for anyone who is interested to run with.

Tag time!

@phoenixdemonqueen @justgray15777 @gin2212 @blankliferain @meira-3919 @lexdamo @hallowsden @derpygirl64 @thewondersoflebanon @amercurio @vythika96 @my-perfect-storybook-love @apointlessbox

#dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny Phantom #batman #the penguin #oswald cobblepot #jazz fenton #danny fenton #danny and jazz get adopted by oswald cobblepot #amity parkers have figured out what's going on and are just trying to help keep the fenton children alive #the GIW have been interfering to keep CPS from getting involved #Lancer was one (1) day away from leading an armed militia against Fenton Works to get Danny and Jazz the fuck out of there #Oswald unknowingly saved Jack & Maddie's lives by getting involved when he did #he'll probably regret that when he finds out more about what the fuck is actually going on #the GIW are gonna have a bad time once Batman (and the JL) get wind of the fucked up shit they're up to #Penguin: just a straight forward PR stunt where I adopt these kids and then I don't have to have any emotions about that fact #Amity Park: *is fucked up* #Danny & Jazz: *is even more fucked up* #Danny & Jazz: look sad and scared and #Penguin: I'm a dad now #the batkids are just worried Bruce's adoption addiction is spreading

[earlycuntsets]

chaos unmatched

i'm not okay outtakes

#100% stunts done by mcr #I love them so much #they're losing their everloving minds #absolutely bat shit insane #my chemical romance #trust me he says looking like the cutest cute that ever cuted #frank iero #gerard way #mcr #mikey way #ray toro #i'm not okay #i'm not okay outtakes

[coreytaylr]

why is this the funniest fucking thing ive ever read

#rhys darby #mood is everyone forgetting he literally has military training #i was shocked he did most of his stunts and then i was like. wait . #hes just SO STEDE in ofmd i dont think of rhys #when youre such a goofy weird ass dude everyone forgets youre fucking jacked as shit

[honoviadakai]

You know…for a dude who underwent a procedure to get a magical eye that allows him to have psychic abilities, including mind reading

…

Hiei sure does make a lot of assumptions about how his sister would feel/view him if she knew who he really was instead of, oh I dunno….reading her mind…or actually fucking communicating with her….

Hiei, sweetie, I love you, I really do…but holy fuck do you make me wanna violently shake you till you stop moving sometimes…

#yu yu hakusho #Hiei #yukina #this mf #I know it’s not his fault that he’s an emotionally stunted shrimp #but that does not mean imma let this shit slide #be honest with your sister you emo little chihuahua

[weredemonz]

Various scrybes in the SHIT POOPOO PALLETE GAUNTLET (by @m-chromatic)

And the cottagecore p03 is an AU design made by my bestie @jestbii!

#i posted this like 10 minutes prior and it didn’t effing post #shit poopoo palette gauntlet #inscryption #p03 #leshy #magnificus #grimora #stoat #stunted wolf #inscryption au #au #my art #tw eyestrain

[smartwatermagic]

Just Percy getting crushed under the guilt of scaring Annabeth that one time with the poison-bending and how it's still affecting her, feeling relieved that at least one of his partners isn't terrified because of him, and he knows this because Alabaster did not hesitate to go for his head with a knife on their first meeting, only to learn Alabaster still has nightmares about the explosion of Princess Andromeda.

#does percy regret blowing up pa? no kronos would have won otherwise #does he regret that stunt with achlys? no he and annabeth would be dead otherwise #does he feel like shit and that he's just scaring the people he loves? yeah #pjo #alabaster torrington #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percalabeth #percabeth #percybaster #smartwatermagic #pjo headcanon #hoo

[wingslikeiicarus]

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#broo my phone is SPYING #I just opened Spotify to carry in listening from where I left off and it immediately takes me to someone’s random playlist #and it’s literally her ‘inspired’ playlist #the one that she created to add all of louis music🤡🤡 #like jumpscare please #also how tf did Spotify randomly pull that up cause I haven’t searched her at all #stunt shit

[jetaloen]

volo meeting rohan's dad

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #oc #volo #hansuke #my art #ive explained like NOTHING of my vastly different headcanoned version of PLA on here but in short #for the purposes of like giving context #my version of volo is not actually employed by the gingko guild he just murders a merchant for their uniform #and proceeds to masquerade as a normal retail worker #why would he do this? bc hes insane and manipulating ppl is fun to him. hes extremely stunted and cannot interact w other ppl normally #after being spurned by his ppl for heresy and spending over a thousand years alone #so he comes to rohan and hansuke who are powerful trainers and warriors bc he is curious as to if and how they can aid his plan #but that shit starts going south for him real quick bc he actually becomes kind of attached to rohan lol

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

I swear louis and harry’s teams live in an alternate reality because the way they try to sell these stunts is always so ridiculous and so fucking predictable.

oh, here’s an idea “what if we search for rockstar makeup girlfriend on her pinterest? and also let’s dress her like a pop punk queen (even though she never dressed like that before) because that would reaaaaaally appeal to your fan base?” or even “you know what would be a great idea? if you and the director of your upcoming movie show up (along with the paps *wink wink*) to your manager’s wedding and you guys hold hands while at it?? (nooo it’s not a problem that it’s in the middle of a pandemic)” or maybe “we know you haven’t really acted like a father in the last 6 years but what if we bring the kid to JUST ONE of your shows and for the rest of your interviews that’s ALL you talk about even though you have an album to promote?” oooooor “even though she is a boss woman who calls herself a feminist, what if she abandons her whole career (and also her kids) to keep following you and your world tour while you pretend she doesn’t exist and you never, ever, aknowledge her???”

do these people live under a ROCK? I SWEAR if they did the most basic research this shit would not be so laughable

#this shit makes me SO ANGRY #like if they had one same person #sane * #who maybe understands the internet #they wouldn’t keep suggesting these THINGS #do they just not care if it looks bad? #do they think we are just so dumb and gullible? #good morning to me i guess #stunts

[casket-robin]

I'm itching to write a fic about Gotham!Bruce meeting the batfam

I just think it would be hilarious having them dealing with the absolute horror that is little Bruce

#bruce wayne #jason todd #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #just imagine the absolute chaos #i have this mental image of bruce pulling bat-shit insane stunts #and the batfam just watches in horror #steph brown #damian wayne #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #poor Alfred having to deal with the absolute menace that is child bruce again #he just jumps off a roof without a hesitation #and they all have a heart attack #oh the potential is amazing

[peachfruitcake]

did you hear about what Martin said about Susan and Linda on the Twitter space he hosted on the 27th? i thought of you instantly when he started talking about them and have been waiting for you to post your thoughts! :-)

HEHE YES IM THE ONE WHO’S QUESTION LED TO THAT!!!!!

Now for those who didn’t listen to that space, Martin said that Linda called her to say goodbye but never specified how it went of course. Besides “hey Susan I’m leaving sorry this is really impacting my mental health” “gaaaaaaaaaaey”/j

This is all a personal headcanon but I like to think that their friendship grew incredibly distant ever since Linda married Felix, Susan probably stopped talking to her altogether for a while and it would leave Linda very confused and upset. They might’ve started talking to eachother again a little bit as the series of events began to approach but only very brief small talk, maybe Linda complaining a little and giving Susan a few life updates and them both talking about stuff they’ve been noticing with others lately (especially Felix’s drinking), but nothing deeper than that.

I see Susan being extremely emotionally closed off to most people except maybe a select few that she knows very closely, so if you were to ask her what’s going on in her life she’d give you a very vaguely watered down version and not what’s actually going on or how she’s really managing herself emotionally.

So basically she used to be more open with Linda, but during that period she sort of just started treating her like a stranger.

So when Linda called her first to tell her that she’s finally leaving, Susan acted how she usually would, keeping it calm, understanding and respectful and wishing her luck, but she won’t really show any more than that. Or that she cried later and felt pretty bad that they couldn’t be so close anymore and that she’ll probably never be able to make up for herself acting so distant for the past many years again.

Of course this all comes from how I view Susan as a character myself though and also the fact that I refuse to pass up the idea that she has feelings for Linda. I like to think that she introduced her to Felix cuz Linda was getting more desperate to find a relationship and Susan was getting weird thoughts so in a panic she shoved her off to him so she could avoid the urges. They’ve been boiling within her since highschool and she always was able to push them aside or excuse them as “she’s just my very close friend I don’t have many close friends so she feels extra special” and as the years went by they began distracting her a lot from her work and were growing stronger and more unavoidable aaand they were really beginning to affect how she’d interact with Linda and you see Susan hates feeling like another has any control over her and Linda just wouldn’t shut up about hooooow badly she wants a relationship and hoooow many dates keep failing and Susan was at the point to where she was starting to get the kind of dreams that make you stare up at the ceiling in horror when you open your eyes in the morning so one day when she overheard Felix speaking about being single and wanting to start looking around, she decided to introduce her to him. Susan allegedly never finds a problem she can’t fix in some way so that was her solution.

They hit it off, Susan’s solution isn’t working for some reason cuz she doesn’t feel any relief at all and in fact feels worse but just sucks it up and just focuses on her work and looks the other way. Linda and Felix get married, Susan feels like throwing up the entire day and now feels somehow even more worse by now and suddenly whenever Linda wants to chat she’s suddenly always “busy” every time. Susan’s often busy anyways but you know yourself when there’s a difference between “shit I’m busy that day, let’s do Sunday instead” and “Sorry I can’t, I’m busy”, “I don’t know when I’ll be available.”

While Linda and Felix were dating, Susan probably assumed that she was just jealous that she couldn’t have a little fun at her age herself. When they got married, Susan told herself that she’s probably so depressed over it cuz it’s making her feel like she’s fallen behind others her age and that maybe she feels bitter that all of these people are moving on and going through these important life stages while she remains behind. Which made no sense otherwise cuz Susan couldn’t give any less of a fuck about starting any sort of family or going out. But that’s what Susan would tell herself that she feels so she wouldn’t have to think about it any further. By the time Susan thinks she’s over whatever it was, she begins having brief talks with Linda occasionally. Not often and still a bit distant, but way better than before.

So yeah can you imagine how shitty and guilty Susan felt that whole time of her weird bitterness toward Linda being in a relationship and not being able to approach her much anymore or how Felix turned out to be such a shitty husband.

If this headcanon is aligned with twf’s canon, she’d probably be dead before she even gets to actually acknowledge and accept her feelings as they are. Such is life though. Not like she could’ve done anything about it.

#tldr Susan is emotionally stunted as fuck and has no idea how to identify her emotions and struggles a lot with strong emotions. she’s the #poor bastard type to stand there light a deer in headlights whenever someone cries around her #you ask her how she feels and she doesn’t react on the outside and is like ‘it’s cool’ but deep down she’s falling to her knees and crying #plus she’s a busy woman and got no time for gay shit like pining #idk if u wanted that whole hc ramble but take it anyways (˘◡˘) #it’s cool that you thought of me though!!! means a lot I like it when I’m the first someone thinks of when it comes to susan Woodings :^) #now if you’ll excuse me my sleep gummy is kicking in #the walten files #twf #sulinda #twf sulinda #twf susan x linda #the walten files susan x linda #linda thompson #susan Woodings #headcanons #I remember after Martin announced them being school friends and that Susan introduced her to Felix I made a post mentioning how I see her #haven done that to push Linda away so she could avoid her attraction fo her and how that blew up in her face lol #and he liked the post heehee obv I know that that doesn’t mean it’s canon but it is to me 😁😁😁😁🌼 #i stg if this is incomprehensible to read #I’m too tired to proofread and I just wanna post this lol