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xvx-lucifer-is-a-cat · 2 years

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Day one of taking a prompt list and turning them into mha while bingeing mha

#oc prompt #art #digital art #anime #my hero academia #mha #mha oc #my hero acidemia oc #plant #stinking corpse lilly

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delightingintragedy · 3 months

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Saturn Correspondences

From Christian Astrology by William Lilly

(It is mostly word for word. I tried to format it to fit into a nice correspondence list, but the information itself is untouched.)

Zodiac: His houses are Capricorn as his Night-house, and Aquarius as his Day-house. Exalted in Libra, Fall in Aries, and Rules Aquarius.

Nature: Diurnal Planet, Cold and Dry and moist Vapors, Melancholic, Earthly, Masculine, the greater Infortune, author of Solitariness, Malevolent

Profession: Curriers, Night-farmers, Miners under ground, Tinners, Potters, Broom-men, Plumbers, Brick-makers, Malsters, Chimney-sweepers, Sextons of Churches, Bearers of dead corpses, Scavengers, Hostlers, Colliers, Carters, Gardeners, Ditchers, Chandlers, Dyers of black Cloth, a Herdsman, Shepherd or Cow-keeper.

Sicknesses: All Impediments in the right Ear, Teeth, all quartan Agues proceeding of cold, dry and melancholy Distempers, Leprosies, Rheumes, Consumption, black Jaundice, Palsies, Tremblings, vain Fears, Fantasies, Dropsy, the Hand and Foot-gout, Apoplexies, Dog-hunger, too much flux of the Hemorrhoids, Ruptures if in Scorpio or Leo, in any ill aspect with Venus.

Savors: Sour, Bitter, Sharp

Herbs: Bearsfoot, Starwort, Wolf-bane, Hemlock, Fern, Hellebore the white and black, Henbane, Ceterach or Finger-fern, Clotbur or Burdock, Parsnip, Dragon, Pulse, Vervain, Mandrake, Poppy, Moss, Nightshade, Bythwind, Angelica, Sage, Box, Tutsan, Orage or golden Herb, Spinach, Shepherd's Purse, Cumin, Horsetail, Fumitory

Plants & Trees: Tamarisk, Savine, Senna, Capers, Rue or Herbgrace, Polypody, Willow or Sallow Tree, Yew-tree, Cypress tree, Hemp, Pine-tree

Beasts: The Ass, Cat, Hare, Mouse, Mole, Elephant, Bear, Dog, Wolf, Basilisk, Crocodile, Scorpion, Toad, Serpent, Adder, Hog, all manner of creeping Creatures breeding of putrefaction, either in the Earth, Water or Ruins of House.

Fishes: The Eel, Tortoise, Shell-fishes

Birds, etc: The Bat or Blude-black, Crow, Lapwing, Owl, Gnat, Crane, Peacock, Grasshopper, Thrush, Blackbird, Ostrich, Cuckoo

Places: Deserts, Woods, obscure Valleys, Caves, Dens, Holes, Mountains, or where men have been burried, Churchyards, etc. Ruined Buildings, Coal-mines, Sinks, Dirty or Stinking Muddy Places, Wells and Houses of Offices

Minerals: Lead, Loadstone, the Dross of all Metals, as also the Dust and Rubbish of everything.

Stones: Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli, all black, ugly Country Stones not polishable, and of a sad ashy or black color.

Weather: Cloudy, Dark, obscure Air, cold and hurtful, thick, black and cadense Clouds: but of this more particularly in a Treatise by itself.

Winds: Eastern Winds

Angel: Cassiel

Planetary Alliances: Works well with Jupiter, the Sun, and Mercury. Does not work well with Mars and Venus.

Week day: Saturday

Correspondence posts for the other planets: [Sun] [Moon] [Mercury] [Venus] [Mars] [Jupiter]

#astrology #planets #saturn #planetary #planetary magic #correspondences #magic #witchcraft #witchblr #astrology witch #magical correspondences #witches #witch community #witch #astro community #zodiac #zodiac signs #astroblr #astrology facts

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jessiarts · 1 year

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Mobile-Friendly YOD Art List

Made this to help my Pinned Masterlist pages be accessible on mobile. Placing under cut for now to spare my follower’s dashes lol

Honorable mentions to that one year I thought I’d do a year-long drawing challenge and didn’t finish.

deargodsI'mneverdoingthatagainI'dratherdie

Some drawings towards the end (and throughout) never got posted to this tumblr, but largely the reason a drawing may be missing is because I either didn’t draw it, or I hated it so much I eventually deleted it forever lol

January:

February:

March:

April:

May:

June:

Octopus | Sunbathing Ice Cream |

(Including only because it’s art I made. However, this blog does not support JKRowlings transphobic views.) > Snape x Dumbledore Sandbox Comic - You might have seen this before. It went semi-viral a few years ago… everywhere but on this blog of course because someone stole/reposted it and it took off without me 😭 (“Snape, Snape, Severus Snape-” “DUMBLEDORE!”) (2016)

Bean Dean Winchester - Speedpaint here

Lily Singh Smile

July:

August:

Tree Frog | Monocle | Old Radio | Venomoth | Oregon

September:

Vines: X1, X2 | Buildings | Old Age Makeup: X1, X2

December:

Polar Bear in a Snow Storm

#old art

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does-it-fit-galar · 4 years

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Gloom, Vileplume and Bellossom

Not only are Gloom, Vileplume and Bellossom the first of the included Pokemon we come to not to fit The Rule, but they are also the first Pokemon we’ve reached that require us to split the evolution lines.

I was a bit conflicted about doing this at first but, as Gloom, Vileplume and Bellossom are based off of a Stinking Corpse Lily (the very reason Bulbasaur’s line doesn’t have a post on this blog) including them just didn’t feel right. Oddish however is based on a Mandrake, which although not native to the UK, has a lot of mythology surrounding it that very much does come up throughout our history.

So I decided that, as earlier generations had some Pokemon without their earlier evolution, and other Pokemon without later evolutions, in the fiction of Pokemon there are obviously some regions where Pokemon evolution lines are just like that. And so I decided Galar would just be one of those places and split the evolution line right up.

(Of course another alternative could be giving Gloom, Vileplume and Bellossom a Galar form, perhaps a Tudor Rose as they’re a similar shape, but I’m no artist and I’m just dealing with the Pokemon I have).

Now that that the explanation’s out of the way lets get on with the post:

Stinking Corpse Lilies are only found in the rain forests of Sumatra and in the Malay Archipelago in Borneo. They are also the largest flowers in the world, with a diameter of about 1m (3 foot) and weighing up to 11kg (25 pounds). Despite its large size however, it’s actually a parasite, relying on the Tetrastigma Vine to act as host and provide with roots, leaves, stem and chlorophyll.

These flowers start off as large, cabbage sized buds on the root of its host, and takes about 9 months to blossom. The flower itself only lasts for three to four days before collapsing into a slimy black mess.

Along with White Jasmines and Moon Orchids, the Stinking Corpse Lily is one of Indonesia’s three national flowers. Despite this status however it is sadly considered threatened or endangered in all of its habitats.

Also, as their name implies, they absolutely stink with a smell that’s a bit like rotting corpses.

#pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #pokemon swsh spoilers #gloom #vileplume #bellossom #stinking corpse lilly

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solsticexolos · 3 years

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I don't know if you've gotten this question but where did you get your russian orloffs at first and how did you start breeding them? I'm really interested in the breed!

I initially got them via an impulse bid on an auction for fertile eggs on facebook (before the livestock sales ban smh.) I only got one chick to hatch, Wade, and she got me immediately hooked on the breed. Then when I let the breeder know only one hatched he offered me a deal on some chicks, which I took and got 13 more Orloff chicks.

Of the 14 I narrowed it down to only a small handful to keep, Wade, Jacob, and Pansy, plus some others I sold pretty quickly. I didn't have enough hens by a long shot, and when I was discussing this with another Orloff breeder at a show he offered me one of his hens. I took the hen who got 5th place, because I liked her the most, and that was Clover. Shortly after that I found some folks in Massachusetts who needed to rapidly re-home a Mahogany rooster, Popcorn, because the town was threatening them over him. I took him in, though he was poor quality overall and had a bad temperament, I wanted his color. So I put him over Wade and Clover and out of eight eggs from them I hatched Blossom and Miles. Then took in some older hens from a neglect situation and three of them were worth breeding. I put Jacob over two of the hens I kept, Azalea and Castilleja (spelled that wrong oops.) Only Azalea laid and from four eggs I got one cockerel, Magnolia, and one pullet, Jonquil. Meanwhile my sibling snuck some eggs from their two favorite Orloffs, Daisy (the second) and Pansy, and hatched out Bellis and Leuca under their broody silki. I sold Magnolia to another breeder needing a nice cockerel (he's gorgeous), and only Bellis was worth breeding from that clutch. We thought we were going to move so I started drastically reducing my flock and sold Pansy, Daisy, and Azalea to a fellow locally, and then sold Castilleja, Clover, and a pet quality hen to someone else localish. Then we didn't move...which was frustrating and I regret selling a lot of those hens.

My sibling ordered a batch of eggs from a phenomenal Breeder in Washington, High Hopes Farm, and I got exactly three cockerels from two dozen eggs lmao. I kept the best, Poppy (lost his brother to a predator :( ), and put him over Wade, Blossom, and Bellis. From that I got three cockerels, Daffodil, Daisy (3), and SnapDragon, and two pullets, Billie and Dandelion. I kept Daffodil, Billie, and Dandelion.

I also stuck a mixed batch of eggs from the main flock in the incubator in a desperate attempt to get more hens, and got 18 babies from that, sold or butchered those that didn't make my cut, and ended up with Sumac, Dahlia, Echinacea, Stinking Corpse Lilly, and Iris. My sibling then stuck some eggs in the incubator and got a bunch of misc birds, including Cherry Blossom, Zinnia, and Orchid.

Now I have four excellent quality hens: Blossom, Bellis, Tulip (a single hatch from an egg Quail stuffed under a broody bantam lol), and Dandelion.

Plus two excellent cockerels: Daffodil and Sumac.

Plus three excellent pullets: Echinacea, Dahlia, and Cherry Blossom.

So seven good hens and two good cocks make up my breeding birds.

I also have Wade, Billie, Zinnia, Iris, and Miles as pets, and Orchid as a future breeder for my black Orloff project.

Orloffs are difficult because they're far and few, and most of them are of very mixed and inconsistent quality. To combat these issues I've tried to get birds from many different lines so I have all the building blocks I need to work with, and it's going well! I'm working on producing more consistent quality, and uniform birds that meet the proposed Standard.

I currently have Daffodil over Bellis, Dandelion, and Tulip in the breeding pen and just set a batch of 22 eggs from them, and will be setting two more batches and selling eggs once I know their chicks are healthy. Planning to grow the flock quite a bit this year as my current goal is to secure 6 breeding trios:

3 spangled trios and 3 mahogany trios

The plan here is to start a spiral breeding/clan mating system. That'll allow me to produce more Orloffs, improve quality quickly, and maintain genetic diversity.

Unfortunately a lot of the best breeders are currently on hiatus. Besides myself I only know one USA breeder who is actively breeding/selling whose quality I trust. Two I know are not currently breeding, and two others are breeding but not selling. Then there's a handful of...not very good breeders who refuse to engage in the breed club :/

Hoping one of my friends is going to get into breeding next year 👀 And another friend of mine is getting a cockerel from me this year so she can start breeding next year.

I'm being guided by a lot of long-time breeders from all over the world, and they've made it much easier for me to make progress by offering clear critique and encouragement when I start to doubt myself. It's good to have connections!

Sorry that's a little long-winded lol

#ask #orloffs #text #chickens #chickenblr #russian orloffs #thatforestprince

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voxxphantasma · 4 years

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whats your favorite plant and also Robot (can be a character or real life) :)

my favorite plant is probably living stones?? those fuckers r cool as hell... i also rlly like stinking corpse lillies.... stinky ass

as for robot. uh. i know they're TECHNICALLY an alien but,,,, am i allowed 2 say al-an from subnautica,,, i am a kinnie,,,

#asks

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darkpetal16 · 5 years

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Apologies if these are out of order! For the Anon with 5+ questions about Bleach!Lilly.

Anon your excitement really put a smile on my face and some of your ideas were pretty funny so I wanted to share.

To show my gratitude for your excitement, here’s some pieces of the Bleach story I am still working on:

Lilly’s zanpakuto:

I placed the sword in the white sand and took a seat in front of it. It was a black blade--it had darkened to this morbid color the moment I touched it--and it gleamed with an almost malicious aura.

This almost made me want to pout because I liked to think of myself as someone who was not morbid or malicious. Most of the lives I lived I was a relatively good guy!

Run the genocide route just a few times and you’re marked for life, I thought ruefully, shaking my head.

What else was there to do when cursed with immortality, though? It was bound to happen, I wasn’t that self-disciplined. I thought, perhaps, if I played the role of the villain that maybe my punishment--my karma--would be permanent death.

Nope.

The sinister looking sword remained stock still--not like I expected it to move, really--while I continued to give it a stink eye for its appearance.

I better not have an evil spirit inside, I thought. I’m a happy, bubbly, hero! Not a damn villain.

Only one way to find out, though.

I reached forward with my spiritual energy and forced my consciousness inside the spiritual energy that resided inside the sword.

“This is a really morbid mindscape,” I observed with narrowed eyes, walking through the black gunk. “Ugh… don’t give me villainous powers, please.”

Then red eyes gleamed beneath the sea of black, and a wicked smile stretched underneath it.

“Damn it,” I cursed, now realizing I did indeed have the evil sword.

Lilly requesting new minions.

“You’ll be happy to know I’ve picked out a new lieutenant,” I chirped, folding my hands together behind me.

Genryūsai looked up from his caligraphy, dark eyes assessing me. “It’s good to know a hundred years of nagging pays off.”

“I told you I was waiting,” I dismissively returned, taking a seat across from his floor table. “He won’t be with me for very long, though.”

“Hm?” Genryūsai’s attention returned to whatever he was writing. As always, my oldest student was pristine and meticulous in everything he did. His back was kept perfectly straight, and his captain sleeves were tied up to prevent them from dipping into the traditional ink slabs on his desk. He only ever sat on seat cushions—he hated chairs with backs, as he believed they were handicaps for those who couldn’t maintain a proper posture.

I pouted at this blatant show of disinterest. I knew I still had his attention—he’s been hounding on me to get more people in my squad for over a century since the last of my members switched to different divisions.

Not everyone had the stomach to work with me, apparently. Although Mayuri only left because he wanted to focus more on research, and not at all because I bothered him.

What a fun fella..

Genryūsai knew me better than most, though, and he knew the best way to get under my skin was to not give me the attention and reactions I so craved.

Cheeky trolling bastard.

I was so proud of him.

Some kind of showing of interest would be nice, I thought, reluctantly handing Genryūsai the file of my future lieutenant, and squad members.

Genryūsai silently accepted the folder, setting it in his lap as he opened it and began to peruse through my choices.

I finally got my anticlimactic reaction when he quirked an eyebrow at my choice of lieutenant. “Sōsuke Aizen? He graduates next month, but his grades aren’t particularly impressive.”

“I want him as my lieutenant,” I stubborn said. “He’s going to become the fifth division captain.”

“You’re third division,” Genryūsai idly pointed out. “You have no say over who rules over fifth division.”

“Shinji has been keeping an eye on Sōsuke for a while,” I said. “Shinji will try to take Sōsuke soon enough.”

Although Shinji’s watching Sōsuke because his instincts are tellin’ him that Sōsuke’s ba-a-ad news. He’s not wrong, but I’d be damned if I let this chance pass up.

Sōsuke Aizen was inevitably going to become a captain. Shinji’s division was the most likely one out of the bunch, since Shinji wants to keep an eye on Sōsuke and by consequences, he’ll get caught by Sōsuke’s trap.

Which sounded like a hell of a lot of fun.

For over a thousand years I was waiting for Sōsuke to hurry up and appear!

He tricks and outplays everyone, catching everyone by surprise.

For an old troll like myself I live for shocking people, and getting shocked. Sadly, very few have been able to get the drop on me since coming to Soul Society, though.

With Sōsuke as my lieutenant, though, I had a good chance of falling for one of his traps!

Super~!

“Not very nice of you to swoop in, then,” Genryūsai mused. “Certainly unorthodox to choose a lieutenant as a student instead of someone with proper experience.”

“I’m unorthodox.”

“Very true,” he agreed. “And these members of your squad… Gin Ichimaru, Kaname Tōsen, and Sajin Komamura. Komamura? Ah, are you taking him under your wing, then?”

Sajin Komamura was our resident werewolf. Genryūsai took a special interest in him when the two first met, and offered to sponsor him into the academy. Sajin, humbled and grateful for the opportunity, accepted it.

Unfortunately, the poor baby felt so horribly self conscious about his wolf-like appearance. He refused to go anywhere in public without wearing gloves, a helmet, and every inch of his fur covered.

Which was such a shame! He was our resident furry, after all, and with all that fur he easily ranked top three as Best Cuddler, and top five for Best Boi.

Poor pupp—er—poor fella.

Gin and Kaname were obvious choices. Sōsuke was already working hard at trying to recruit Kaname to his side, undoubtedly, and Gin wanted to stay close to Sōsuke to extract his Ultimate Revenge on Sōsuke for attacking his waifu, Rangiku.

Who unfortunately wasn’t graduating, yet, but I already put her in the file as wanting her the moment she did graduate.

Genryūsai hummed and tapped his fingers, needlessly drawing out verbalizing his decision to try and needle me.

To combat this obvious attempt to annoy me, I started to whistle.

Off-key.

“Fine,” Genryūsai immediately cut in. He knew if the whistling didn’t work I’d start belting out renditions of I Like Big Butts.

Quick as can be, he stamped his approval and I took my leave after blowing him a kiss.

Lilly monologuing and reflecting before meeting her minions.

The barracks for the fifth division was one of the prettiest, and most feminine.

This was because I literally made it with my own two hands and decided to practice my woodworking skills.

Hey, I had thousands of years to kill before the story finally rolled around. Picking up odd hobies were a necesssity to keep myself from starting wars out of sheer fucking boredom.

Unsurprisingly after a while I used my skills on my division barracks.

Every single post and wooden wall had some kind of woodworking design hammered into it. Most of it was flowers, or feminine-esque designs because it was so not want Genryūsai would want one of his bad ass military divisions to look like.

To this day, over a thousand years since I made the change, Genryūsai would still wrinkle his brow as he glared at the flowers every time he had to visit the barracks.

He even had the audacity to swap out all my pretty artwork for standard, uncultured, plain ol’ wood when I went out on a mission.

In retaliation, I gave the first division a fabulous hot-pink make over.

What followed next over the next century could only be described as an incredibly petty war between student and teacher.

It was hard to claim that I won just because I got my flowery barracks because my cunning student got me to promise not to decorate the other barracks without their captain’s permission.

So many wasted opportunities to make people misery went out the window because of that.

But I got my pretty barracks.

And inside my pretty barracks I eagerly awaited my new minions.

The barracks had a main greeting room where meetings were intended to be held. It was a decently sized room fashioned like a traditional japanese main room. The floorings were made up of tatami mats, the doors were shoji (room dividers). On its walls hung artwork I had collected over my many, many years in the Soul Society. Some painted by myself, others by friends. A few were prizes I had stolen off the corpses of our enemies, and a couple were actually bought legally. All of them centered around tranquil environments—snowy mountains with a red sunset behind them, a stormy ocean, a field of flowers, and so forth.

At the center of the room was a long rowan wood table—all the wood in the barracks were cut and carved from rowan trees—and some soft seat cushions. One seat cushion was placed on one side, and there were four opposite of it.

I prepared some ikebana, and a lovely tea party to greet my new squad members. The red tea was kindly provided by Unohana when she went out to forage for medicinal herbs, and I baked a rich chocolate pound cake, alongside orange scones, and lavender cookies.

As I took my seat at one side of the table, I hummed a merry little song to myself.

Soon, they would arrive.

While waiting for them to arrive I did another check over of myself. My captain’s jacket was kept neat—Genryūsai would throw such a temper tantrum (and not the funny kind) if it was anything less. I kept the sleeves cut off for better maneuverability, though. My pink hair was long, shiny, and well-groomed.

Not a speck of dirty was to be found on me, nor anything to give me a less than completely awesome first impression. Even my Evil™ sword looked spick and span in its black tabard.

Although it still gave off a rather malicious aura if someone looked at it long enough. Even though I tied a cute little pink ribbon around it and everything!

Stupid Evil™ sword.

Ah.

I felt their presence the moment they entered the barracks. One of them, likely Sajin, felt distinctly unsettled and nervous.

It didn’t come as any bit of surprise that Sōsuke took the lead in entering first, uttering a polite, “Excuse me.”

The shogi doors slid open and I finally got my first good look at the future captains.

Sōsuke Aizen, currently only in his fifties had the appearance of a young man in his early twenties. His scholarly chestnut brown hair was carefully styled to give the impression of soft and innocent. He had a pair of thick black rimmed glasses that helped convey the same tone. Even his expression went on to underline this!

What a smoother fucker. Honestly impressed. If I didn’t know better, I would have immediately categorized him in the moe-bishie section.

This only heightened my excitement at being tricked by him later on. What surprise would he have in store with my addition to the story? The fact that I couldn’t accurately predict what would come with his interference put a big smile in my heart.

It was that same feeling you get when you watch a fantastic movie and it reveals a plot twist you never expected, but made it all the better.

Next to Sōsuke came Gin, who was actively working on coming across as a little creepy and malicious. Or maybe not actively. Maybe he hated being next to Sōsuke so much a little bloodlust leaked out.

Gin had a strained—and very clearly fake—smile on his face.

Made me want to pinch his cheeks and stretch out his smile until it didn’t look so painful to look at.

Standing a bit further away from Gin and Sōsuke were Kaname and Sajin. Kaname instantly struck me as absurdly focused. He had an aura of: Don’t approach me, bitch. He definitely didn’t become a shinigami for the fun of it.

He was either going to hate me more than he has ever hated anyone in his life, or he was going to adapt to my insanity and relax. Dare I say it, he might even have fun if he did so.

Standing the furthest away was our fwuffy boy, Sajin. He was the tallest of the bunch, and bulkiest. Every inch of his appearance was covered in either cloth or armor, and he reflexively kept a glove hand on the hilt of his sword. His appearance and stature might have been intimidating to some, but his spiritual energy was twitching in a clearly nervous fashion.

I put a big grin on my face. “Welcome home, minions!”

Lilly training her new minions.

“Come on now, minions! Surely you guys can kill hollows faster than that,” I encouraged, sitting in the air as I watched the four of them struggle against a few dozen hollows.

To be fair, this was before any of them had reached bankai, and none of them had worked together before.

Which was why I (secretly) snuck them into Hueco Mundo for some good ol’ fashion hollow purging.

Not a lot of people knew I could open portals between the three (four if we count Riddlefucker’s palace) worlds. Genryūsai would prefer if I kept that information on the need-to-know basis. He would rather the research team found their own way into Los Noches without having to rely on me.

Apparently he said I was too fickle.

Me!

What a silly student I had.

Still, I tried not to get on his bad side too often, so I respected his request for the most part. Hence why I had to sneak these fellas here and lie to them about it being a random spot I found in the Soul Society.

Although I don’t think Sōsuke believed my lie, he didn’t question it (yet).

And now they were fighting off hordes of hollows with the teamwork of bickering teenagers. More than once they nearly bumped into one another, or another was accidentally caught in the crossfire. None of them were hot headed, so it didn’t lead to some hilarious shouting matches, but damn were they petty. Especially Sōsuke and Gin.

Poor fluffy boy accidentally used a hado on Sōsuke, and Sōsuke “accidentally” returned the favor.

I wish I had brought popcorn, I thought, watching Kaname accidentally(?) kick Gin and use him as a launching pad.

Oof.

Sajin, poor baby, coincidently leapt up as Kaname was leaping up and collided into him. Since Sajin used a lot more force in his life off, Kaname was sent flying into Sōsuke who then collided hard enough in the ground to leave a crater.

And—yep, that’s definitely a glare Sōsuke tossed the apologetic werewolf.

“I know I said that we’d only be here until it was time for dinner,” I casually put in, “but change of plans. We’re camping out here until ya’ll can fight for at least a five hours without killing each other.”

A moment of stunned disbelief flickered over their faces as they all turned to look at me. There was even a touch of resentment in Sōsuke’s eyes that made me want to cackle.

I folded my legs together and blew them a cheeky kiss. “Have fun, minions.”

Lilly meeting Orihime as a child.

“You see, Hime-chan, I have a ship,” I said.

“A ship?” the small girl repeatedly cutely, big eyes looking up at me in wonderment.

“Yes, dear. A ship I intend to make sure sets sail. And you, my dear, are on board this ship,” I went on. “Do you understand?”

“I’m going to help you sail a ship?” the child tried to guess.

“Yes,” I told her with a smile. “Yes, you are.”

Lilly advising how misbehaving captains should be punished.

“You know if you really wanted to punish these two boys you could just make them strip, and do a dance on a pole for their fans to see,” I wisely pointed out.

“Sensei,” he sighed. “No.”

#here and there #darkpetal16 #bleach #lilly #oc #riri #sosuke aizen #fanfiction #tosen #gin #ichimaru #orihime #crack #parody #evil sword

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garzabird · 6 years

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We have a blooming voodoo lilly! A corpse flower! An Amorphophallis! And it STINKS! smol pink stinky child

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