#sport of all time

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

speaking of oloukun look at this shit

#KICKED THE BALL OUT THE MANS HAND FOR A FUMBLE #sport of all time #Youtube

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

sorry Mystra he’s not your wizard anymore

#my art #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3 mystra #always thought she was blonde… #also yeah outfit change oh well #sorry mother of all magic but you told him to die so now I’m gonna hunt you down for sport #this is like the one thing I make sure to do every time I make it to act 3 #baldur’s gate 3

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

#mine #cats #happy new year!!! a little late but alas #i didnt like th colours here but now i love them hehehehehheheh #i hope everyone had a good holidays life development for me is i now like ice hockey #in my sports fan era...these greasy sweaty bloody white men...intrigue me #also i got a new diary!! im using th hobonichi cousin in kinda alarmed by it ngl a5 is a lot of space to fill #i tried the hobonichi techo a couple years ago n found it a rlly weird size 2 work in but now.........big page scawwy #im trying not 2 b too insane about it . like relax who cares #if i do cute spreads i will share them :3 #also in th same vein im not setting a book goal this year !! tbh i surpassed my goal last year by a lot and wasnt stressed about it at All #but i get so guilty about not reading sometimes like girl . guilty to who? god? are we catholic now? get a grip #anyway anway im going to toot on my flute and then eat my weight in mac n cheese #love how i had to get a new cork in my flute bc i didnt play for like 10 months n th guy was like play regularly! n i was like yeh will do! #and then did not do that #alas...time escapes me

[basedandlovepilled]

sexualization of female athletes is so disgusting and it makes me SO mad. a woman can never focus solely on her sport, she also has to make sure her physique looks good in skin tight spandex. and she has to constantly self-monitor to make sure she’s not accidentally flashing the crowd. and even if she’s the most skilled and talented athlete in the world, she still gets dolled up and paraded around like some kind of sexy show pony. it’s seriously ridiculous.

#female athletes #women’s sports #radblr #radical feminists do touch #like i remember being a literal CHILD forced to wear underwear in front of all my friends and classmates #and any time i dove for a ball or moved at all i would get jeers from the audience talking about my ass being out #like let me wear knee length shorts??? #it’s so stupid

[sofiaruelle]

You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

[0atm11k]

"Lia Thomas is not banned from swimming. Lia Thomas is banned from a category Lia Thomas doesn't qualify for. I'm banned from swimming in the under 12's, because I'm not under 12. You know, we have heavyweight boxers that are banned from the bantamweight category. We have numerous categories in the Paralympics to create fair opportunity across society. That is the whole point of categories. Nobody is banned [from competing], you're just banned from a category you don't qualify for." - Sharron Davies

#lia thomas #women's sports #i think about this all the time like #you aren't allowed to join certain branches of the military if youre COLORBLIND but no men in women's is the unacceptable boundary? #radfem #feminism

[momotonescreaming]

Modern au Steve not being into video games is out

Modern au Steve who's so good at first person shooters that he annihilates the party every time is in

#steve harrington #momo.txt #he definitely isnt playing the mega long fantasy sci fi rpgs the party is playing #but he enjoys the sports games like the fifa and nba games #and first person shooters like call of duty is where he really shines #he used to play online with tommy all the time and he got REALLY GOOD #like constant first place good #but he never brags about it #so the party always brush it off #until they play a shooter game together and steve destroys all of them to an embarrassing level

[scuderiakarts]

Certain sections of F1 media literally can’t breathe without denigrating Susie Wolff. When she got appointed managing director of F1A - it’s because of Toto. When F1A has success - it’s because she’s married to Toto and he’s influenced the other teams. When Toto is accused of something unethical - “did you know his wife works with the FIA?” [even though she’s not involved in this at all and is not accused of having leaked information]

Susie Wolff is a racing driver in her own right. She’s been a successful Team Principal in Formula E, and CEO of a racing team (one that was in direct competition with Mercedes might I add). She was a Formula 1 development driver and the first woman to drive in a Grand Prix weekend for more than 20 years.

She has a career that she’s earned on her own, completely separate from who she chose to marry, and the reduction of her to just “Toto’s wife” - including by other F1 Team Principals - is such blatant, ugly sexism.

“Imagine if Geri Horner was working in F2?” If Geri Horner had Susie’s resume I would love for her to be working in motorsports because we need more women in motorsports at all levels, including at the top?

#and I’m not defending Toto btw if he did insider trading that’s obviously bad #personally I think they all use all the contacts they have at the FIA to figure out information ahead of time because that’s pretty much #part of your job description when you’re in a role like that but whatever #but Toto doing something unethical is not a reason to attack Susie for something she’s not even being accused of involvement in #sexism in this sport rears it’s ugly head yet again can’t say I’m surprised #susie wolff #mercedes #f1

[glitter50000]

Yunmei law student falls hard over competitor from a speech contest, more at 10

#In all fairness to Kazuma I think he does sport a good amount of rizz and CAN flirt well #it’s just every time I think of the speech contest and how they met my mind goes to this #the great ace attorney #kazuma asogi #ryuunosuke naruhodou #asogi kazuma #naruhodou ryuunosuke #dgs #tgaa #dai gyakuten saiban #asoryuu

[comradekatara]

tbqh sokka would hunt zuko for sport and zuko would let him.

#the way katara side-eyes toph and aang when they ask sokka abt his fishing trip is so funny i think abt it all the time #id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #aang #katara #toph #zukka #<– technically #sokkaxzuko #cinematic masterpiece the boiling rock part 2 #art #mart #actually. can i speak my truth #the reason zukka sucks nowadays IS simply because no one seems to understand this simple fact #which is that sokka would hunt zuko for sport but (more importantly) that zuko would let him. he'd encourage it even

[seashoreships]

Hey davesport enjoyers come get your slop

#davesport #dave dsaf #dsaf #dsaf jack #dsaf old sport #dsaf dave #dsaf fanart #dsaf art #dayshift at freddy's #YEAHHH #aubergineee #used to draw these fellas. all the time. #direct doggo #davesport dsaf #dave miller #jack kennedy #art #lineless art

[abirddogmoment]

sometimes i hang out with a herding breed dog and it really makes me go damn girl you live like this?? ://

#dogblr #do you know you could have a sporting dog? #do you know you can have a dog that doesnt stare at you 24/7? #do you know you can have a dog that sleeps through the night instead of pacing for eight hours? #anyway yet again i am made aware that herding breeds are not for me #in general i feel like people really overuse the place cue #but then i spend time with a herding dog and im like oh.... you do actually need to be on a cued place.... #so so so not for me sorry #(this is me just being a hater i love and respect all of your dog breed choices)

[kitnita]

wyatt johnston & jake oettinger postgame   —   VGK vs DAL;   game 7   —   05.05.24

[wyatt, barry sanders is one of the best running backs of all time, and you did some stuff on skates tonight that i hadn’t seen him do on cleats. what’d you eat for dinner?]  (laughs) um … thank you (laughs) um, i mean, my pregame meal is, uh, is chicken and pasta, um, you know, i had al biernat's, a couple of the boys go there, so … um, yeah, i mean, it’s the same, same meal before every home game. um, but yeah, thank you.  [that chicken and pasta didn’t make you move like that, brother.] 

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #wyatt johnston #jake oettinger #this same reporter posed the same barry sanders comparison re: wyatt to pete while saying he needed to switch sports aslkdjfh #saad officially took 'stars' out of his twitter bio this week & at the same time some local news station sent their football guy to game 7 #which is just such a fun inverse!! he seemed so hyped!!!! #also i love jake laughing at all this. i loved them pairing the two of them together for joint interviews last playoffs too #an underrated combo if we're being honest #z:edit

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[hello-eeveev]

Essek and Caleb both learn the Maze spell and cast it on each other as Wizard Enrichment™. They get sent into a labyrinth with the goal of ‘escape’, and if they can’t get out in 10 minutes, they just get popped back out. No harm, no foul.

It starts out as a fun little activity, but then they start getting competitive about it. First, it’s basic races—who can get the fastest time getting out of a maze. But then, they get into a discussion about how the mazes are generated. Is it random? Is there some pattern to the various layouts? And if so, is there a style of maze that is more advantageous? Does the maze creator have any influence over the design of the maze?

The thing is, Maze only requires a DC 20 Intelligence check to escape. That’s nothing to these guys, and they crack it open pretty quick. So then they ask themselves, can we make it harder?

Their previous toyings with Maze RNG become full on experiments and deep dives to see if they can add increased difficulty. They start adding multiple levels, doors that require you to solve a puzzle to unlock, fetch quests, etc. They come up with the most difficult maps and challenge each other to get their times lower and lower and lower.

They become Maze spell speedrunners and modders is what I’m saying.

#they drag Yussa into their little club as well #and it eventually becomes an official sport in Nicodranas #Yussa is somewhere between ‘I am the greatest gamer of all time non can defeat me’ #and ‘if I’m not suffering am I really gaming?’ #every time I think about spell noodling for fic purposes I keep coming back to this #I don’t know much science but I do know video games #shadowgast #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #critical role #eve talks #late night wizard posting

[frobby]

list of haikyuu character with actual real world jobs

-oikawa (accepted player for san juan Argentina )

-hinata (accepted player for sesi san paulo + japanese tourism ambassador for sendai japan)

-kageyama (japanese tourism ambassador for sendai japan)

-kuroo (appointed as special chief of japan's volleyball association's PR department)

#irl volleyball just loves using haikyuu as promotion for the sport and i love it #cuz thats really what haikyuu is all about getting people to play volleyball #and if the silly little anime men make people pay attention to irl volleyball then it has served its purpose #who do yall think will get a real job next #also if i missed anyone let me know #or if i got any facts wrong #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #oikawa tooru #kuroo tetsurou #**I forgot to add but hinata has actually been a tourism icon twice but the first time it was as hina bird so i didnt include it #Idk about kageyama tho #I also forgot to put that sesi san paulo is a brazilian team oopsie #Figure it out man