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#but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard
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#pizza tower#pepstavo#peppinoise#i sketched it out WEEKS ago#but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me#i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm-#-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao#anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin#dont take this seriously but also. heehee.#in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh#not too compelled to fix it.#additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up#and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers#like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin#and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die#noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg)#but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic#theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back#also suggestive (but funny i prommy)#but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard#hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :)#meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him.#it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass#as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think#anyway#runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe
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Glee 6x08 liveplurk
Yuè [glee 6x08] i still can't believe RIB thought it was a good idea to get Klaine back together and have them get married... in less than half an hour
Yuè don't get me wrong Yuè i've wanted these two kids to get married to each other since the minute the two of them made eye contact Yuè i've wanted this even before i realised it wasn't legal in America Yuè but not like this Yuè never like this Yuè man, since i was mostly on tumblr you might not know, but when the entire wedding storyline started in 4x21, i was totally against it and watching the proposal, as beautiful as that speech is, pains me Yuè and then all that useless crap happened, only to make them break up again Yuè really, why couldn't they just elope??? Yuè i watched this in the middle of the night, since it was still their wedding and i remember being overly conflicted, but a minute before the ep started, i told myself to push it all away for 45 minutes and just watch my boys and girls be happy, but i'm still somewhat bitter Yuè they deserved better Yuè all four of them Yuè you know what I do like? Yuè how much things have changed in such a small time Yuè because you know, this wedding takes place in 'November 2015' since glee decided to do a time jump, even though it aired in Feb 2015 and shot in 2014 Yuè and Santana tells her how gay marriage isn't legal in America, because back when they were shooting it, they didn;t dare to hope that in less than one year, gay marriage owuld be legal Yuè i am so emotinal Yuè hi Tina Yuè KURT IS WEARING RIPPED JEANS Yuè how are those parents okay with giving away their children to their teachers to go to a random wedding in another state Yuè BRIDEZILLA BRITTANY Yuè "well this isn't about me" oh honey Yuè "it's my dad" "it's his dad" Yuè THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY GIRLS Yuè WONDERFUL Yuè Brittany's wedding dress might be one of the most beautiful dresses in the show Yuè you know I love how their Brittana dresses definitely fit their personalities Yuè Brittany's dress is light and airy and sweet Yuè Santana's dress is stylish and simple and modern Yuè Mercedes let it go Yuè this went from slaughtering a chicken to sadness Yuè really the way Santana sees Sue keeps changing rapidly it's stupid Yuè Oh no Walter Yuè btw again props to the costume department for a blue shirt and green pants Yuè the parallels between the scene that's about to happen and the one in McKinley from last episode are stunning and well thougjt Yuè THIS SCENE WITH THIS MUSIC IS GREAT Yuè OH JESUS Yuè LOOK I SURE AS FUCK LOVE THIS SCENE BUT Yuè "... everything is fine now" KURT ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT'S BULLSHIT Yuè I AM SO SAD THEY NEVER GOT A REAL CONVERSATION Yuè since when is Puck one of Tina's boys Yuè Blaine you look cute but this is stupid Yuè Puck and Blaine... wtf Yuè Tina why the fuck did this happen Yuè ... Santana please Yuè Oh this place is beautiful Yuè "he's fragile be careful" Yuè HONESTLY PAM AND CAROLE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME IS BULLSHIT Yuè Kitty your dress!!! Yuè SUGAR Yuè KLAINE Yuè MIKE Yuè hey did I just stop Jenna's tattoo Yuè shit Carole is right they really look great in those white suits Yuè some people saw this as using Finn's death to manipulate Kurt into marrying but as someone whose family is kind of in a crisis right now, I get them and I think it's very normal Yuè Burt and Carole are hilarious Yuè "where the hell am I going to find a lizard" Yuè Brittany. .. sweetie Yuè "cannibalism" Yuè again their wedding outfits sure as fuck match their personalities I mean.. Brittany's diamond headband and Santana's earrings Yuè KISS KISS KISS Yuè NO BUT REALLY TWO KLAINE AND TWO BRITTANA KISSES IN ONE EPISODE #BLESSED Yuè "I can't marry you if I'm in jail for killing this bitch" Yuè you know I didn't cry during the ceremony but I was on the verge of tears during this reunion cause it made me and Santana so happy Yuè thanks Sue Yuè shit I'm about to cry again Yuè waot where is Brittany's sister at??? Yuè KLAINE Yuè really boys you suck at weddings Yuè Wemma wedding? Let's fuck Yuè Brittana's wedding? Let's also get married Yuè "I promise on Will Schuester's future grave" Yuè honestly Brittany this is very touching, but also really random Yuè "... okay I still don't get what you're talking about though" Yuè really glee Yuè this was bullshit Yuè they all deserved better Yuè sure I don't think they will regret this for one second but it's just stupid and like.. KURT AND SANTANA WOULD NEVER SHARE THEIR WEDDING DAYS Yuè Oh hod Yuè I can't call this romantic, Kurt Yuè "I. .. don't know... I don't know..." THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS ENTIRE STORYLINE BLAINE Yuè I'm happy you love each o th er but Blaine you're right this is crazy Yuè AND LOOK AT THAT, THEY SKIPPED ANOTHER IMPORTANT CONVERSATION. IT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS EPISODE Yuè really glee why Yuè glee why Yuè Remember how Kurt and Blaine were supposed to make out in the backseat of a car while this song was playing ah jesus praise Yuè same for Kurt and Blaine tho Yuè their wedding suits just absolutely fit them Yuè sure for Kurt I expected more accessories but it still fits Yuè EVERYONE'S FACES Yuè look at my boys... so handsome Yuè such a coincidence Blaine's mum happened to be in Indiana righr??? Yuè MY HUSBAND IS IN THE BATHROOM AND HE MISSED THE WHOLE AISLE THING Yuè Mason and Madison are wearing the same colour!!! Yuè thank you Burt for this speech Yuè GAY MARRIAGE IS MARRIAGE LOVE IS LOVE Yuè no but really where are Santana's dad and Brittany's sister?? Yuè AND COOPER Yuè MY HUSBAND IS IN THE BATHROOM AND HE'S MISSING ALL THE VOWS Yuè honestly just. like the Klaine proposal the vows are beautiful but it pains me to watch it Yuè Remember how they cut "Roll away with me!!!!" Yuè I'M A WORK IN PROGRESS Yuè SO. IMPORTANT. Yuè shit I think this is the first time this wedding actually hits me holy fuck what is thos Yuè "by the internet" Yuè THOSE KISSES HOLY SHIT Yuè i can't believe Celeste the Neckbrace Cheerio is there Yuè .. they're married Yuè just like tat Yuè They're married Yuè holy shit Yuè "I just called Target and they're closed" Yuè this speech is trash Yuè it's not even funny it's just trash Yuè NO ONE IS UGLIER THAN YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF Yuè this is so trash and yet I'm laughing cause it's so stupid Yuè I want that cap Yuè Y'ALL ARE MY OTPS Yuè shit son Kevin killed that song Yuè and shit son Hemo is going to kill it on DWTS Yuè I also didn't know Becca could dance like that Yuè I love how Mike just dances with the ladies Yuè BLAINE AND HIS WHITE MOMMA DANCING Yuè (sorry I will forever be bitter. Gina was a wonderful addition to the cast but uhm Lea Salonga? ??) Yuè Tina wtf Yuè "what kind of idiot does this???" "...you" Yuè I am also happy that they really are friends but yes Mike is right holy shit even Harry said how sometimes realistic stuff needs to happen in this show Yuè I'm happy Mike is such a chill guy Yuè okay a couple of things, because this song, as amazig as it is, is totally unreal Yuè Carole and Pam never met, and yet they've fully rehearsed a song together Yuè it must've been planned with 4 woman, because they all wear those matching awful dresses, even Carole nad Pam, even though they didn't know their sons were going to get married Yuè with other words: PLOT HOLE GLEE WTF? Yuè no but really I once redesigned all these dresses for the mums Yuè SUGAR Yuè I think filming went a bit wrong here tho Yuè I also love these Brittana wedding outfits Yuè CAROLE!!! Kurt S FACE Yuè WHITNEY Yuè MARIEL Yuè PAM Yuè Oh Blaine facepalming Yuè also I misspelled Santana's mum's name: Maribel Yuè HUSBAND Yuè TH EYRE HUSTBANDS Yuè OOOH Tina and Kitty and Rachel Yuè SUGAR DANCING WITH HERSELF AND PUCK DANCING WITH BLAINE'S MOMMA WHO'S WASTED AF Yuè honestly Klaine and Brittana deserved a first dance Yuè after 6 years we finally got a Gay Squad group number Yuè Jane you're beautiful Yuè Puck must thing Blaine's momma is amusing Yuè you know even before they started dating, Sam and Rachel were so close to the Hummel-Hudsons Yuè ah yes a random Tartie scene Yuè preach Artie Yuè I love how Kevin wanted them to be endgame Yuè guys this is so stupid and yet so them Yuè BACK UP FIANCE Yuè "Tartie" "Artina" well it's better than Chang-Chang Yuè KLAINE WHAT A HANDSOME COUPLE WITH KURT WEARING THAT KITTY SWEATER AND BLAINE LOOKING FANCY AF Yuè I am Sue Yuè you know as crazy as this wedding storyline was, this garanteed that Klaine and Brittana are connected for life and honestly that was all I ever wanted and never dared to dream about Yuè Look at them Yuè THEY'RE SO HAPPY
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