#spit takes

[spiritshaydra]

abt this post SPILL SOME LORE? 👁👁

OHOHOHOHOHO

Unfortunately it’s this AU

OKAY so right now I’m working on some character study pages that have like,, little images that kinda show how these idiots act and backstory stuff.

Bear with me 💀 so like,, the current shitass on the record player being rapidly spun around in my mind is this fucker

Unfortunately.

So what I got so far is like,, he’s half earth pony and was raised by his earth pony parent- resulting in him not really being the strongest flier growing up. He got better tho. I think. (Also referencing how Meg wasn’t originally a flier) To kinda reference the whole miner thing that Meg used to be, I was thinking that this Meg grew up on a rock farm or something similar. Whatever would be the equivalent of an energon miner.

As for how he got the cutiemark of a sword in the magical friendship horse land? I was thinking that he fought off a fucking timberwolf or something by himself 💀💀

Also no idea what his horse name would be

#Ask #AU ask #mlp tfp au #tfp #crossover #tfp Megatron #Megatron #mlp au #my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony #transformers #transformers prime #tfp au #character ask #pony au #maccadams #maccadam #spit takes

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

New Audio: Minneapolis Punks Spit Takes Share a Furious Ripper

New Audio: Minneapolis Punks Spit Takes Share a Furious Ripper @heygroover @romainpalmieri @DorianPerron

Minneapolis-based punk outfit Spit Takes — Vanessa McKinney (vocals), Monet Wong (guitar), Angie Lynch (bass) and Charles Gehr (drums) — formed last year. Influenced by Amyl and the Sniffers, X-Ray Spex, Bikini Kill, and The Slits among a list of other acts, the Minneapolis-based punks pair crunchy guitar riffs with raw, unapologetic lyrics. Over the course of this year, I’ve written about two…

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[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 29

Dont get him wrong, Danny had some big feelings about finding out his mom had cheated on his dad. He had even bigger feeling about the divorce and the whole shipping him off to live with his bio dad.

He wasn't going to lie. The new school was actually really nice and he had made friends quickly, though at first it was tough to weed out the ones who just wanted to get close to the Wayne family name and not him as a person. He didn't get to chat with Tucker and Sam a whole lot due to thier schedules but he and Jazz always made time for eachother.

His life had surprisingly taken a massive upturn. Vlad had been arrested soon after Danny warned the Waynes about him, making Danny believe either his dad it felt wierd calling him that but da-Jack made it perfectly clear he should never call him that was Batmans sugar daddy or somthing or maybe the Waynes got kidnapped so much that the bats bugged the whole place. Danny hoped not, he had done a whole karaoke thing with Jazz during thier video call the other night and he really didn't want anyone to hear thier shared cat screeching.

Jazz was super happy to learn Danny had joined the Volleyball team and Astronomy club. He used to play Volleyball in middle school and played defense a lot. He was even the best on the team but he stopped playing after one too many times of his parents forgetting to show up or causing a ruckus whenever they thought a ghost was nearby.

But it was better now

The portals were shut down by the bats. The GIW where expertly obliterated from existence. His parents are getting court mandated mental help. There are no more ghosts. No more ghost hunters.

And no need for Phantom

Danny doesn't think he's ever felt this free. He could go out to eat with friends with his way too big allowance that his...dad gives him and he didn't have to worry about having to ditch them to go fight a bad guy. He could eat dinner with a family who was a little awkward but surprisingly open to him and the food was delicious and didn't attack him. He could actually sleep at night and feel safe doing it. His siblings liked spending time with him and getting to learn anout him and thier "bonus sister" Jazz.

He had no reason to use his powers.

Until the grandfather clock he was walking past swung open like a door and he locked eyes with Nightwing coming out of it. They just stared at eachother before Danny just said, "I don't want to know which one your dating. Just know I have a bat and im willing to use it in the most ungodly of ways." And walked back to his room.

He wouldn't be a superhero, but he was willing to be a supervillian to protect his new family. Or in this case make sure Nightwing, a rumored playboy, knew better than to go breaking hearts in this household.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #prompts #nightwing #poor nightwing #imagine if danny thinks he found out who nightwing was supposedly dating and they were mad about something #probably something bruce did ngl #and danny tells Tim while theyre in the kitchen: brb i think Nightwing is cheating on Jason. Gotta go beat him up #and leaves Tim coughing after a bad spit take #im dying #so is tim #tim gets no explanation and is forced to stalk his new brother for answers. he instead finds out his new little brother has superpowers #even funnier if danny thinks Nightwing is dating Dick and fully expects Damian to be on his side for this. #danny might go full phantom supervillian to protect the waynes from the bats and the bats would have to reveal thier identities to him #danny: does...does this mean im grounded?

[happyk44]

percy repeating that he can be good over and over again to himself while covered in the blood after an overwhelming unleash of volatile rage that destroyed all that threatened his loved ones while grover holds his face and steadily grounds him back to reality

("i'm safe, we're safe, it's safe, just breathe")

#grover underwood #percy jackson #grover looks past the violence because percy takes precedence and percy embraces the violence because grover takes precedence #like do you get it? do you get the sorrows of being an angry person trying so hard to be Good for the people you love and falling short #because you love too much and with your whole heart but your love is rage filled thing that you could never quite quell #(how do you fight a hurricane? how do you stop a tsunami? you can't. there's no outrunning the storm) #your love is a rage-filled thing and your love is strong and you would rather sacrifice yourself on a spit then be buried above their bones #and how fucking dare anyone try to threaten that #and now you are covered in someone else's blood and you are not Good (you never were you never were) and it's all you can do not to scream #(i can be Good i can be Good you say but the words are lies because you are a storm and who has ever looked to a storm as Good) #happy talks pjo

[cohlumbo]

We gonna have to call this in, Rust. Oh, we don't wanna do that.

#he was at his most lesbian here #second only to the lone star-daisy ring scene cc 2012. spitting out metal in a 4 week old shirt. i know she'd fist me in a pickup truck #who was it that said 'you can see his pussy frothing' in the tags? anyway so real for that #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #h #true detective s1 #my grounding technique is watching the sweat dry on his ripped top✊😔 #they have to take giffing in browser mode away from me before i fry this computer to a jerky strip #some nights are like im rewriting blood meridian im eating pizzolatto's auteurism and spitting it out. other nights you ask? #well other nights are for looking at deadbeat cop yuri #🧃

[acowardinmordor]

its a good thing Eddie died in the 80s before the world got good at making edibles that taste like candy. That boy has no air space between 'that was tasty' and 'have some more' Leave that guy near a container of gummies unattended, check an alert on your phone, and boom: that entire thing is empty and Eddie is oblivious that ate them at all. I need to see Steve whacking the package out of his hands to stop him before he can instinctively eat four of them. I need Steve to dispense them to his boyfriend one at a time and has to keep them in a hidden drawer, not because of addiction but because his wonderful beautiful idiot boyfriend is too adhd to be trusted around sugar-drugs.

Brought to you by my very adhd brain, and the very tasty gummy that I spat into my hand after realizing I'd literally just swallowed one.

#eddie munson #steddie #I have super low tolerance bc of medical stuff #so me taking two is still less than most people take as one #but its the fact #the sincere and appalling fact #that I was reaching for a third when my brain went !!!!! #and I had to spit the second one into my hand part chewed

[suiheisen]

men see another man with a pretty little mouth and say ‘thank you. i will be ruining that.’

#sorry for this but………….. intriguing to me 🧐🧐🧐🧐 #the spit. #the testing his inner cheek. #anyway hope sully takes it easy on his mouth tonight <3 #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

[spiritshaydra]

Hot take, Megasound is an ace (possibly aroace) power couple situation and in this essay I will-

#OKAY BUT FOR REAL #WHERES THE ASEXUAL PAIRING REP AT #HELL WHERES THE AROMANTIC PAIRING AT?? #Just because someone’s asexual or aromantic DOESNT MEAN that they can’t or wouldn’t be in a relationship??? #Like… not all close relationships HAVE to include sex or stereotypical romantic stuff. #Sometimes love is just being a fucking cryptid that hangs out in close proximity with a person who you vibe with on a whole different leve #Also it’s ace aro and aroace erasure #IM JUST SAYING fuckarms mcMike Soundwave gives total ace vibes #ESPECIALLY TFP #Also Tfp Megasound is ace flag colors so /j #Also in fanfic I’d absolutely rather read about two characters vibing than doing the hanky panky #maccadams #maccadam #tfp #megasound #tfp megasound #Spit takes

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

New Audio: Minneapolis' Spit Takes Return with a Breakneck Ripper

New Audio: Minneapolis' Spit Takes Return with a Breakneck Ripper @heygroover @romainpalmieri @DorianPerron

Minneapolis-based punk outfit Spit Takes — Vanessa McKinney (vocals), Monet Wong (guitar), Angie Lynch (bass) and Charles Gehr (drums) — formed last year. Influenced by Amyl and the Sniffers, X-Ray Spex, Bikini Kill, and The Slits among a list of other acts, the Minneapolis-based punks pair crunchy guitar riffs with raw, unapologetic lyrics. Earlier this year, I wrote about “God Bless (Holy…

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#New Audio #New Single #punk rock #Single Review #Single Review: Hogwash #Single Review: Spit Takes Hogwash #Spit Takes #Spit Takes God Bless (Holy Tits)! #Spit Takes Hogwash #women who kick ass

[challengerblue]

LORD ASRIEL BELACQUA, PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE

#they hate to see a mansplain malewife manipulator winning #his dark materials #hdmedit #* #asriel belacqua #it's me! hi! i'm the problem it's me! #marisa alone could take up a whole gifset on serving his ass and spitting at him

[engiespy-community]

#Engie's spit take omg #TF2 #engiespy #tf2 fandom #tf2 fanart #twitter links #funny #I know not technically engiespy but us engiespy people will appreciate

[mamawasatesttube]

generally i think tim is the kind of person who just saves contacts in his phone by name. kon meanwhile is the kind of person who HAS to have a fun name for everyone he loves. when they start dating, you know it's serious the day kon changes his own name in tim's phone to "babycakes 💖🔥" and tim rolls his eyes but doesn't change it back.

#rimi talks #timkon #this WILL come back to get tim's ass next time he's driving cass somewhere and his phone buzzes #and he's like can you check who that was? and it's just a simple text from kon like heyy whats up :)! but cass does a full spit take #iced coffee all over the redbird passenger's seat. ''BABYCAKES?????'' #tim: . #tim: . ... .... . . .. . . #cass: YOU CALL HIM BABYCAKES!??!???!?! WHEEEZE #tim staring dead-eyed at the road ahead: You Better Clean That Up. #cass texting back: Not Much BabyCakes 😩🎂🍰 What is up With You !!! 🤓👉👌 #tim: Napkins Are In The Glove Compartment. #tim: .........................WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING HIM DONT MAKE ME PULL OVER. CASS #tormenting him is her god-given right as his big sister #tim #kon #cass #<- in the tags anyways <3

[chokkokat-art]

✨💞Elation💞✨

I’m still not over this episode. 😫❤️

#seriously these two are driving me crazy #if I had been drinking something I would’ve done a spit take #how could they do this to us #and then the way they just moved on like it didn’t happen??? #wow #wow wow wow #they’re too adorable #these two will probably kill me #marichat #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #mlbs5 #miraculous ladybug season 5 #mlbs5 elation #miraculous elation #elation #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir #mlb love square #my art #ml spoilers

[lilachour]

I collect jewels and decorate myself with them like a dragon with its treasure 🐉💎

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#wanna watch me take my t!ts out of this top? spit on them? rub my n!pples? moan? bounce? message me 🤭 #me #selfie #myself #my body #body #redhead #curly hair #plus size #chest #jewelry #plus size fashion #neck