How are centaurs classified scientifically? They seem to technically be artiodactyls, but they'd have to be mammals and I can't tell if they're mammals or some other type of synapsid.
Those are all words describing taxonomic groups of animals that evolved on earth. Even though I sometimes compare aliens like centaurs to phylogenetic groups of earth animals, it's not a literal statement. When I say centaurs are mammal-like, what I mean is that they share some physiological traits we associate with mammals: endothermy, vivparity, feeding infant young with specialized glands, parental care, fuzzy, endoskeletal, vertebral spine. But they also have plenty of traits not associated with mammals: feather-like integument, unidirectional respiratory system, a central cognitive brain, a nervous cord the runs ventral to their vertebrae, lack of a post-anal tail, spinerettes, non-Terran biochemistry, etc, etc.
When talking about genuine taxonomical classes for aliens, you have to build an entirely new tree of life, from the bottom up. Centaurs do not even belong to the same domain of life as us. Physiological terms can be used to compare us to them, but like, they're not even eukaryotes.
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Nobody Would Ever Believe You
Hey everyone! Here is a new Ask game!
The rules are super simple. Send in an ask that lists one of my muses, and a bit of lewd public fun! Involving another muse, another character or by themselves!
Examples:
"Person A sees Batgirl masterbating on a rooftop"
"Mary-Jane Watson, Spinerette, flashes her breasts to a random civilian"
"Yang gives a random student a blowjob"
"Rin decides to have sex with one of her Persona in Mementos"
"Meddie rides Gutsman"
Random things such as that, fun little kinky moments that boil down to:
Nobody Would Ever Believe You
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Here are my canon Marvel muses, the lovely ladies of this world just waiting for love.
These are the comic versions ONLY, BTW. No MCU
Black Cat
Black Cat is the alter ego of Felicia Hardy. A highly skilled jewel thief who can make others around her very unlucky. Reality can be hers to play with. Highly sexual, flirtatious and a bit of a natural trouble maker
Mary-Jane 'MJ' Watson/MJ Watson-Parker
Mary-Jane Watson-Parker, also known as MJ. I write her as both her traditional sense, as well as the hero identity she adopts. Yes, in Annie's world her mother became a hero as well. As Spinerette she had a special costume that lets her fight alongside her family by copying her husband's powers. She is sex confident no matter what, a party girl. An actress, a model, a fashion designer, a CEO. She's been it all
Spider-Girl, May 'Mayday' Parker
Mayday is the daughter of her world's Spider-Man, Peter Parker, and his wife MJ. From a world that is fifteen years ahead of the main marvel universe, she has all her father's skill and wit with her mother's sass
Spiderling, Anna-May 'Annie' Parker
Anna-May 'Annie' Parker is from an alternate future of the Marvel universe. A different one from Mayday, but like Mayday she is the daughter of Peter Parker and MJ. More like her mother than Mayday, she is an aspiring hero who wishes to uphold her family legacy as Spiderling
Mayhem, April Parker
April 'Mayhem' Parker is a clone of Mayday, spliced with Symbiote DNA to make her half-human and half-alien. Believing herself to be the real daughter of Peter and MJ she refers to herself as April, as April comes before May, and has to struggle with her rage issues
She-Venom
She-Venom… Or just call her Venom. The Venom Symbiote is an alien parasite that bonded with Spider-Man… And got very jealous after he removed the black suit he did not know was a living being that was using his body as he slept for dangerous joy rides. Can be the Symbiote by itself or bound to a female host.
Scream Symbiote
Scream is another Symbiote, one of Venom's multiple children. She is, naturally, more powerful than her mother and a leader, but also is more solitary.
Spider-Gwen/ Ghost Spider/ Gwen Stacy
Spider-Gwen is the fandom name of Gwen Stacy from Earth-65. Her real code names being stuff such as Spiderwoman or Ghost Spider. In her world she was bitten by the radioactive spider, and after the death of her best friend she fights to defend New York.
Spiderwoman, Jessica Drew
Jessica Drew is the original Spiderwoman. From 616, the main universe. Her powers given to her by her scientist father to save her life. She is a super spy with different powers than a traditional spider, a hard core badass who is also a MILF of a spider ass kicker. With phermones powers
Cindy Moon, Silk
Silk is the hero identity of Cindy Moon, another spider heroine from the 616 universe. She was bitten by the same spider as Peter was, bitten near minutes later. She has organic webbing from her fingers and a MUCH stronger spider sense, but is physically weaker. Very social awkward while also being a big dork in her own right.
Laura Kinney/X-23/Wolverine
Laura Kinney. X-23. Talon. Wolverine. This young lady has gone by so many names. A clone of Logan, being grown inside the womb of a scientist known as Sarah Kinney. So yeah, she's the Wolverine's daughter. Raised as an assassin, she eventually escaped. For a while she was emotionally dead, very dead on and quiet. She's slowly grown into her own person, and she is is a badass with a cocky smirk
Emma Frost, the White Queen
Emma Frost is the White Queen. Originally a villain for the Hellfire club, eventually joining the X-Men. She is sexy, she knows it, she flaunts it. A confident smirk on at all times as her telepathy, telekenisis and the ability to turn her body to diamonds makes her a rather tough boss bitch
Jean Grey/ Marvel Girl/Black Queen/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix
Jean Grey has had several names. Marvel Girl, Black Queen, Phoenix, Dark Phoenix and more. One of the original five X-Men, Jean was the first 'mother' of the team, constantly in romantic drama because of Logan and Scott Summers. She is simple, calm and caring with some clear confidence
Storm/ Ororo Munroe
Storm, Ororo Monroe, one very powerful mutant. Seen as a goddess when her weather manipulation powers, she is a valuable leader and friend. The ebony beauty being the shining example of kindness and caring to a fault, almost
Psylocke
Read here
Rogue (either the classic Southern Bell version, or the goth version)
Rogue is one tough bitch. Her powers let her copy people's powers through touch, doing so also 'downloading' their memories because her powers absorb people's souls/life energy through touch. It is all a mental issue, however. One that has been over come a few times over the years. Sassy, fun and confident. I play both the classic comic version and the X-Men Evolution version
Scarlet Witch/ Wanda Maxamoff
Wanda Maxamoff has had a complicated history. A mutant, not a mutant. Related to Magneto, not. Her POWER SOURCE existing, then not. So... here is the super simple way I am playing her. A confident MILF of a woman, and a skilled heroine
Wasp/Janet Van Dyne
Janet, the Wasp, is one of Marvel's main heroes. Not that you would know that, of course, with how she has treated. A spunky and energetic fashion designer, with the confidence to back up the fact she has lead the Avengers once or twice.
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spidersona infodump!!!!!
name: ???
alias: peacock spider
age: ???
gen lore:
-was bit by radioactive peacock spider
-spider expermented on by alchemex; girlie was working for them at the time; someone didnt follow lab procedure; spider got out and bit him
-left alchemex for another science place
-a plot is ending alchemex as a corp + getting rid of the corrupt higher ups
-before getting bit didnt rlly know abt the corruption + bad things going on at alchemex
-after being bit, starts investigating the corp and finds out bunch of evil shit
-b plot is activism and socia justice
-joins protests as both spidey and civilian self
-as spidey helps deal w larger problems w/ their society like taking out corrupt ppl and politicians
-as civilian helps deliver food, provide transport, get resources for ppl in need, + more subtle political changes that need to happen
specific story:
-is dating this universe's deadpool
-dp is his "mj" except they dont break up bc they understand the spidey thing
alchemex lore:
-alchemex is vv corrupt
-owned by this univerese's kingpin
-funded by the osborns
changes from bite:
-produces web from spinerettes on wrist (wears braelets to conceal/protet them when out as civilian)
-sticky bc of small hair everywhere
-developed chelicerae in jaw; can open mouth normally OR can open all the way w/ chelicerae
-chelicerae attach at chin and come up from cheek, sit in front of mouth
-affects normal eating, wears mask in public bc of visibility
-produces venom; bites causes fever, visual hallucination, and extreme anxiety/fear
-visual hallucination changes colors of world to look like pattern of a peacock spider (like overlay layer effect in photoshop)
-colors reflect the ones on his spidey suit
-wears off in like 2~ hours, leaves no permanent aftereffects
-super strength obvi, can lift like 2 tons or summ (idkk)
-rlly spidery in general now ig??
-enhanced senses + spider sense
-HATES mint bc it repels spiders (by proxy dreads christmas season)
-gets urges to weave things/webs and makes blakets bc of this (donates the blankets)
-can't get sick from raw meat anymore get urges to eat it if rlly hungry (still prefers cooked food bc of spices + flavors)
-isn't affected by own venom
-produces oil to keep from sticking to web (constantly washes hands/uses hand sanitizer bc of this; cant use fingerprint on phone)
-uses webs as secondary security in apartment bc senses vibrations
-can go weeks w/o food OR eats 4-5 times a day
You have to know that we have to set up that appointment for me to eat your brain kind sir. I'm also definitely stealing some of these. (Especially that venom thing. I was sitting here stumped for days on how my girl's venom affected other people 😭)
My girl and your guy would be like this 🤞🏽. They are both taking down their worlds Alchemax. My girl is just doing it by working from the inside. (And if I'd just sit down and finish writing this post everyone would know her story 🥹)
Love how you have a specific spider too. I just based mine on tarantulas in general because of a hyperfixation I had in my youth (my friend got one and I wanted one so badly but my parents said no 😞)
IM SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE MAKING THEIR OCS LIKE SPIDERS. SPIDERS ARE SO COOL. Especially the weaving bit. That's so cute.
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