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@redhead-reporter asked: ❝ You and I would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ (insom kiddos!)

MJ will have to forgive his sudden, very uncool attempt to not choke on the spoonful of cereal he'd put in his mouth just as she spoke to him resulting in inhaling the bite rather than, y'know, chewing and eating it like a normal human being would. One way to start the morning, certainly. Peter took a moment to compose himself- downing about half his glass of milk. C'mon, Parker- you've been together how long?

"I um..." he started, before needing to clear his throat again. Deep breath, making sure he looked at MJ. God she was gorgeous- red hair pulled up in a messy ponytail, blue eyes watching him over her cup of coffee- and the best thing that ever happened to him. "I'd... I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about that before myself," he said with a lopsided smile and a small, somewhat nervous chuckle. "I mean... I- I don't know. I mean I do- I just..." Whew this morning's breakfast had gone from like any other day to getting that same feeling in the pit of his stomach that he'd had right before jumping off the Empire State building for the first time. "Is... is this a conversation we're having or are you teasing me a little bit? I am not entirely certain I can tell right now."

#redheadreporter #v: the new normal #don't forget the hyphen between spider and man [insom!peter]

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🕸i do think a lot about how likely it is that the insom verse will be getting mayday in the near future and how peter's gonna handle that given that he's probably still at least slightly traumatized by dealing with miles in his early-spider-powers-days lol

#ooc #peter just. walks into mayday's room one day. sees his daughter sleeping on the ceiling. #is a little proud and a lot terrified of what that means #and immediately flashes back to miles calling him to tell him he jumped off a bridge to test his powers sldkfjsld #ok i do wanna write more but it is bed time bc work in the morning #and the new boss is back from vacation so :/

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"Ohmygod-" came the startled exclamation from a Spider decidedly not used to hearing another voice that close this far up. Even Miles had managed to startle him a few times at first when he was focused on something else. But being startled did guarantee at least one thing- whoever this... flying, capped, decently muscular man was didn't mean him any harm, else his extra sense would've warned him of his approach.

"Uh- I mean," he paused to clear his throat, voice returning to its usual octave. "Y-yes but he's sorta... in school at the moment. No portals that I'm aware of. Uh- sorry, who are you?"

Not again. This is what happens when trying to make sure someone is safely through a weird magical portal; it sucks you through, too. Now Clark's got to go and find the spider-kid to brainstorm how to get another portal open. It should be easy, how many spider-men could there possibly be? A quick scan reveals a webslinger. Similar outfit, but obviously different. Well, worth a shot, right? "Sorry to bother you, but I followed someone through a portal and ended up here. He was wearing something really similar to you, but a black and red variant. Any chance you know him?" / @labwebs ( insom pete )

#totally works!! #svpe #don't forget the hyphen between spider and man [insom!peter] #v: greater together

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🕸me: hm ok i've been watching the flash all day and idk if i'll do any writing before bed but if i do i'll just have to play a little more of my sm1 replay to get insom peter's voice back in my head since that's who most of my drafts are for. still not sure if i'll actually write though

insom peter, upon getting a chance to talk to one of the avengers: LET ME AT HIM I HAVE SOME WORDS AND THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS THANKS

#ooc #i- ok then pete maybe slightly chill ilu and you're a little bit right but uuHHHHH

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@overclocks asked: you think we're just sitting around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses? insom!pete (yes he does mean the avengers next question)

"Not exactly but, y'know it's one thing to not be there because of a city-wide quarantine... Quite another to not even bother with at least sending someone to check out a bombing at city hall or the mayor employing a private army to police the city. And I'm not entirely sure how you'd like to frame ignoring an entire alien invasion." Granted, Peter knew that if anyone but him and Miles had handled Harry there would've likely been a much worse, much more permanent outcome. And, sure, they'd managed everything else that'd gone along with that, too, but it would've been nice to feel like the Spider-Mans weren't the only ones who cared about the city that the Avengers had a tower in.

And... ok yes there was some level of okthisiscooliammeetingIRONMAN going through his mind despite everything. Despite feeling like the heroes he'd looked up to had abandoned the city. Despite being more than a little irritated at needing to put on the suit to have this conversation when he was supposed to be on a break from Spider-Man-ing.

"Listen, I don't know what you asked me here to talk about but yeah- I'm alive, I'm around. I just... really needed a break after everything that's happened recently, ok? But the city's safe. You can go back to ignoring it."

#me: hm let's play a little of sm1 and maybe do some writing idk if i'll feel like it #peter- upon seeing this ask: LEMME AT HIM #overclocks #v: the new normal #don't forget the hyphen between spider and man [insom!peter] #TUMBLR FINALLY REMEMEBRED THAT TAG FOR ONCE HUZZAH

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"Mm, if the cost to rent a space for something like that is anything like the rest of the city I could see why," Peter joked with a tired chuckle. Though he often pretended like there wasn't, he knew that there was a pretty decent difference between being passed out and actually sleeping. Whatever that substance was, it'd taken a lot out of him to fight off in addition to simply healing the wound. Honestly, it was a little difficult to tell if it was just plain exhaustion or the lingering effects of the green goop, too.

Either way, he needed food to give his body something to work with followed by a pretty decent nap.

Pulling himself up (carefully) into a standing position using the edge of the tub, he grabbed an old bathrobe of his uncle's and put it on over his suit. "C'mon," he said, gently patting Harry's shoulder- having noticed how he was having trouble looking at him. He didn't want to push his friend, of course, but despite everything he did want them to be able to trust each other again. If that was possible. "I'll make wheat cakes. May's recipe."

Gingerly making his way down the stairs and towards the kitchen, Peter found himself thinking about how it was still a little odd to not have to hide his hurt or exhaustion from Harry anymore. Not fully at least- some corner of his brain knew that he often even hid that from himself. But years of making up excuses, masking pain... Yeah, he had his own lies to make up for too.

Old caches of Demon weapons, and that was only slightly more concerning, in Harry's mind, that the mention of the Raft, and their power dampeners. A beautiful piece of technology, and one that had his mouth tighten into a fine line, as he looked away to give Peter some privacy, still sitting against the back wall of the door, still not willing to leave him alone with the way he still smelled of fresh blood.

Because all in all, Harry couldn't claim he hadn't thought about the Raft, that he hadn't know where his mistakes could land him. And even if the Serum was not permanent, what would those dampeners do on him, if he was caught? Would he be back to dying, to having days to live? It was not a happy thought, and it did not help that he knew he'd likely end up in Ravencroft instead, which was... which was worse of an idea, Osborn or not.

So instead, he exhaled, and forced himself to focus on Peter's words, glancing at him briefly.

"I don't imagine it could be a sword-fighting club turning to crime, couldn't it?" He considered, before shaking his head. "I'll keep an ear out for it as well." He settled for. "There's a charity gala this week, so I'll tell you if anyone mentions anything." He offered.

#inhcritance #don't forget the hyphen between spider and man [insom!peter]

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🕸reverse meme call for mutuals 🥰 specify a peter if you want

#ooc

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🕸uh

i was jokingly going "WE ARE VENOM" the entire episode but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#ooc

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☠ ― 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠.)

"Um... hello?"

"Sorry, I didn't see you there!"

"Wait, do I know you...?"

"Is anyone there?"

"Please, pretend you know me."

"Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude."

"It's nice to meet you."

"Your name is ___, right?"

"You look a little lost."

"Do you need some help?"

"I don't mean to stare..."

"Hi, my name is ___!"

"Whoa, where did YOU come from?"

"What's your name?"

"I feel like I've seen you before..."

"Wow, I just realized we've been talking for a long time!"

"You must be new around here."

"I've heard about you."

"I've been meaning to introduce myself properly. I'm ___."

"Sorry, that was a stupid question."

"Are you okay?"

"I'd like to get to know you, if that's alright."

"You remind me of someone."

"I like talking to you!"

"Wow, you look SO cool/beautiful/handsome/etc."

"I was hoping I would run into you."

"H--hey! Be careful!"

"You're friends with ___, right?"

"Let's go for a walk."

"Maybe we could... start over?"

"Do you want me to leave?"

"I hope I didn't scare you."

"Hey, could you help me?"

"No WAY, it's YOU!"

"How long have you been here?"

"You're not exactly what I expected."

"Who are you?"

#memes

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🕸"i've discovered that poetry can stimulate collapsed neural pathways" "lady gaga usually works for me" baARRY NO

#ooc

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🕸also ngl finishing the nora season of the flash (finally- i think that's where i fell off originally) has me 1: really wanting to actually get my annie sideblog going and 2: have any/all of my peters meet any/all of their kids from other universes sldjfkljdl

#ooc

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🕸reverse meme call for mutuals 🥰 specify a peter if you want

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SENTENCE STARTERS | SPIDERMAN ( PS4 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.

❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞ ❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞ ❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞ ❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞ ❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ ❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞ ❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞ ❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞ ❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞ ❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞ ❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞ ❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞ ❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ ❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you… ❞ ❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞ ❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞ ❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞ ❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞ ❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞ ❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞ ❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞ ❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight…Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞ ❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞   ❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame… ❞ ❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞ ❝ I hope I live to regret this… ❞ ❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞ ❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞ ❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞ ❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞ ❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞ ❝ Did…you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor…? ❞   ❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞ ❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞ ❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞ ❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞ ❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞  ❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞ ❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞ ❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞ ❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞ ❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞ ❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞ ❝ Let’s just…go ahead and forget that ever happened… ❞ ❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞  ❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞ ❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞ ❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞ ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞ ❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞ ❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞ ❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞ ❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞

#i am more than likely going to be spending a decent amount of time napping or reading today bc tired from trip #but! hoping to be around to write a little too- if not today then tomorrow :) #memes

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𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐭. 𝟏

i’ve made emotional ones before but also, angst?? bon appetit!

“ i can’t do this alone… “

“ i can’t do this without you. “

“ nothing is worth losing you. “

“ i can’t lose you! not again! “

“ i don’t wanna lose you! “

“ i love you… “

“ i never should’ve dragged you into this. “

“ you’re not alone, [NAME]… you never were. “

“ if something happened to you… that would be because of me. and i can’t have that. “

“ …did you know about this? “ “ this is all my fault… “

“ i/we/you lost… “

“ you won’t win. “ “ this path you’re on… it’s gonna get you killed. you know that, though; don’t you? “

“ i can’t stop. “

“ you would tell me if something was wrong. wouldn’t you? “

“ it’s like you’re not really here; even when you are. “

“ don’t you get it?! if anything happens to you, i… i don’t know what i’d do! “

“ you have no idea how important you are to me, and i’m tired of waiting for you to figure it out, and i sure as hell won’t wait to announce it over your reckless ass’ grave! “

“ no! i’m not leaving without you! “

“ i can’t do this anymore… “

“ you don’t even know me. “

“ what have you done?! “

“ you’re shaking… “

“ i’ve… made some mistakes. “

“ you are nothing to me. “

“ you were never nothing to me… “

“ stop it. enough of this self-sacrificing bullshit! stop acting like you have nobody who loves you! you have me! so no! you don’t get to be a martyr. not today! we can figure out a different plan… “

“ i would’ve done anything for you… “

“ i’d risk everything and anything for you. “

“ i’m not a good person. “

“ please don’t look at me like that… “

“ i believed in you! “

“ we can’t lose… “

“ what?! what am i supposed to do?! please! tell me, what the hell am i supposed to do?! “

“ please, just go… i’m not the kind of person anyone needs to be around right now. “

“ what happened to you? huh? what happened to you to make you this way? “

“ they’re coming for you. right? that’s why you’re pushing me away like an idiot? because you don’t want me getting hurt? “

“ nothing’s going to be as good as it was before. “

“ you lied to me! “

“ i didn’t mean for any of this to happen! “

“ i can’t trust you anymore… “

“ i know it’s selfish. god knows, ever since we met, i’ve been the reason behind every threat and danger that’s come your way. but… i honestly can’t say that i’d change a second of it. “

“ it’s been an honour knowing you. “

“ there’s nobody else i can turn to. only you. “

“ i don’t trust anybody else. not the way i trust you. “

“ we have no choice… “

“ why?! why are you helping me?! “

“ it’s too late. there’s nothing more we can do… “

“ please don’t go… don’t leave me. “

“ you are everything to me. okay? EVERYTHING. i can’t lose you… “

“ you deserve better than this… better than me… “

“ i thought i could give you a better life. instead, i’m the reason it’s gotten worse… i’m so sorry. “

#I am going to bed now but hi angst pls

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“No uh, trust me-“ Peter broke off for a moment with a somewhat rueful chuckle. “I’ve dealt with that enough. Don’t need a repeat.” Beneath his mask, he frowned- if that wasn’t what’d brought him here, then what was? Maybe- oh, right explanation.

“It’s um… sorta a long story. Short-ish version: A guy named Quentin Beck revealed my identity to the world. I went to Dr. Strange to see if there was anything he could do to help, but I… I messed up the spell that he was gonna cast. He stopped it before it could get too far, but instead of making people forget who I am it started pulling in people who knew that I’m who I am beneath the mask from other universes. Mostly bad guys, worryingly. And a few other me-s. It um… the spell got loose and the only way to stop more from breaking through was to make everyone forget the- the person I am under the mask ever existed.” He could only shrug- it was just the fact of his life now. He’d learned to cope. Or at least that’s what he told himself.

"Guess I was just worried that I'd somehow screwed that up, too," he said softly, as he looked down. After a moment, he shook his head as if to clear those thoughts away. Mr. Stark had helped him when he'd first started out. Only fair he do the same for his multiversal counterpart. Let's get going, Parker. Especially before anyone sees that armor and assumes it's been stolen.

"Do you know what might've brought you here then? I mean I'd offer to point you in the direction of the Sanctum but uh- Strange's been gone a lot lately and Wong's mostly been in Tibet, I guess. And I don't know anything about portals under Yancy Street here but... weirder things have happened. A lot of it just in the past few years."

Seriously, how old is this guy? Sixteen? Tops? Tony unmasks and it's okie dokie?

Note to self: This kid really needs to learn stranger danger. Secondary note: The intergalatic and interdimensional kind, because that's usually not covered in the Superheroing And You handbook.

"I don't ." He doesn't. Oh, it's not like he hasn't tried. He's been curious for years about the sticky menace that leaves spider finger smudges and bootie prints all over his stuff when he swings by, but he's never been so crass as to actually pry and cross into creepy territory to find out, especially to a guy who's managed to keep himself under wraps almost as long as Tony's been clanking around in the earliest versions of the armor. It's kind of amazing, actually, that he's managed to do so, considering as a whole, outside of a younger crop of heroes who at least keep their identity secret from the public in fear their parents will find out they're punching c-list villains after they finish their homework, no one else really keeps a secret identity these days. It had seemed so very vital in the beginning for most of them, but at this point...Now that he thinks about, it's just Spider-Man.

He holds up both hands again to forestall a response. "And I don't want to know." It's an unspoken rule, right. You don't give into that temptation even when it seems harmless, even when you guess the guy under the mask might be someone you've never met on the civilian side. Even if you're Tony Stark and hate when things are unbeknownst to you. You don't do i. "And I don't see how my knowing or not knowing has anything to do with energy spikes from the portals under Yancy Street. So enlighten me, Webhead, what makes knowing who the man behind the sticky mask so important."

#overclocks #v: peter who? #i was in the avengers [peter 1]

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

#this is honestly so fun so yes #ooc

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🕸️here’s to us who’s like us damn few insom pete mj harry thank u

#ooc #merrily is GREAT