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junkdyke · 1 year
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idk i think a girl putting her fingers in my mouth would cure me
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chaoticallydanny · 2 years
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Repeat after me: “it will be okay”, “it will be okay”, “it will be okay!”
“Will” doesn’t have to be right now. Take your time.
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badolmen · 10 months
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
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fansids · 10 months
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On their way to go annoy Miguel <3
(Ft. Meows Morales, Guin Stacy, Rabbitr Prabhakar, Margo Kestrel, and Yotie Brown)
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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 
“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 
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wheres-your-paddle · 5 months
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things i've heard environmental science majors say:
"For the test we'll need to tell the different flavours of mayflies apart." / "Did you just say flavours?"
"It amazes me how many city kids are in this program." / "We're all desperate to get out of this city."
"I think everyone who attended all the surface water pollution lab sections should be allowed to lick one piece of glassware of their choosing. Y'know, as a treat."
"Professor, nobody goes into this major unless they like to eat dirt." / "Great, so you can talk the Students' Association into convincing the board to give me funding for my trees?"
"What're we toasting to?" / "Nitrogen pollution."
"You look frustrated. What's up?" / "I had twenty-one Leptophlebiidae in my dish. He's going to think I'm lying about how many Leptophlebiidae are in my dish."
"If you weren't raised by Wall-E, do you even belong in this class?" / "The Onceler." / "Fuck, good point."
"Dude, I spent the whole exam trying not to sink my teeth into a really, really juicy bug in my sample—" / "Cranefly?" / "...yeah."
"Well, just make sure you're not (person)'s lab partner. Last weekend's trip involved him leaving too many fish in the dirt for the professor's liking."
[exhausted chorus] "And the fish go belly-up."
"What's the major difference between east coast and west coast soils?" / "Alcoholism."
"Got any plans for the holidays?" / "Gonna go home and listen to my entire extended family call me a tree-hugging hippie." / "Aren't we all?"
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considerablecolors · 7 months
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this is canon trust me it came to me in a vision from webby herself
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demoisverysexy · 9 months
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Im watching Steven Universe for the first time and like. You all lied. This show is amazing. The characters are great, the storytelling is fascinating, and the way it handles moral questions is really thoughtful and interesting. Im really upset at what tumblr and the internet more broadly did to steven universe.
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the-sunshine-dims · 1 year
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when your online friends live so far way from you and its just
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i want my friends!!! i want give them hugs!! i wanna casually go to the store and bring back a candy i know they'd like because i can just go drop it off!!! i want them to be close by!!!
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allthegothihopgirls · 2 months
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i think about this a lot
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brennan-lee-mother · 3 months
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Imagine if KVX bank turning blue and Oisin being blue is a total coincidence and we're all just being super fantasy racist against dragonborns
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"In Our Name: ..." an article written by Jewish students at Columbia University.
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velvetpantylines · 11 months
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You’ve heard of He Would Not Fucking Say That. Now get ready for: He Would Not Fuck Like That
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konigsblog · 11 days
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nerd!reader sleeping with professor!könig 📚
cw; university au, dub-con, coercion, age difference/age gap (20s - 40s) MDNI 18+
you've been struggling lately and könig isn't oblivious to it.
you're not usually the type to struggle when it comes to studying, but recently you've been slacking and falling off, staying after classes for extra help when you usually never had to. you read a countless amount of textbooks and different articles, but you still didn't understand, a dumbfounded look plastered on your face.
könig asks you to stay behind one evening to make a deal with you. könig calls you over to his desk, a smug and playful look plastered on his face, his eyes flickering between your breasts and your eyes. you're könig's favourite student, no doubt about that at all. your obedience and silence, your eagerness to know more and to learn—it's admirable and adorable. könig is looking out for you; his decisions are made with what is best for you in mind, grinning at you from ear to ear and explaining that he can help you if you return him a favour.
you're all ears at first. you fix your posture, beginning to smile again, gazing at him curiously with your head cocked to the side, intrigued by his offer. although your smile doesn't last very long once he explains what he can do—or more of what you can give him. your smile begins to fade slowly. you fix your glasses, standing uncomfortably and shifting your weight from foot to foot nervously. 
perhaps you'd be uncomfortable during it, but you're desperate to get back on track. you said you'd do anything, right?
könig bends you over his desk, pushing textbooks and other equipment out of the way to make room for you. your stomach churns with disgust, guilt, and shame when the older male begins to grope you and touch you all over, revealing how creepy and perverse he really is.
he squeezes your rear and digs his blunt fingernails into your supple skin while he rolls his bulbous, hot cock back and forth over your warm hole, teasing you slightly. if he's benefiting you, he wants to make sure it's equal and that it's fair on his end. he begins to ease inside slowly, prodding against your entrance, his thrusts starting out gentle and sloppy, praising you for each inch you manage to take. he can hear the sounds of your voice breaking when he asks you how it feels and stumbling over your words when he asks you if you're enjoying yourself.
könig rolls his head backwards at the tightness and wetness of your tight cunny. you throb and squeeze around him, your slick cunt aching at the force and impact of his thick, sensitive tip against your bruised cervix. you heave and pant breathlessly; your breathing is uncontrollable as he begins to quicken his soft pace. the sound of skin slapping against skin echoes, your eyes rolled backwards, biting your bottom lip to suppress and stifle your moans and cries.
you're shaking, tight like a virgin, unused and so inexperienced—a nervous, shaking thing presented to him. 
you're usually smart enough to prevent getting yourself into these horrible situations, to not be taken advantage of, and to not fall for coercion. but god, your desperation was noticeable, and he knew you'd do whatever it takes to do better—such an easy target.
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puppetmaster13u · 2 months
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Prompt 249
Danny tilts his head. The masked figure across the roof tilts their head back, a gold similar to Tucker’s eyes shimmering, though he knew it wasn’t him. He lets out a curious chirp, inaudible to the living, and the masked figure stills, as silent as a corpse for several moments before letting out two clicks. 
A greeting in turn. 
Danny smiles, letting green bleed into his eyes and scurrying over with a croon from his core. I’m here, I’m here, their own core clatters like metal against bone as his responds with the drone of a blackhole. I see you, I see you. I’m HereHereHere. 
Yet another twitters in turn, clicking echoing across the city from shadow to shadow until it’s as though the city itself has a heartbeat. Click-click. Click-click. Click-click. I’m here, I’m here, not alone, I’m Here. 
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ofdreamsanddoodles · 8 months
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got to say, love the fact that simon shouted "you're a bad dad" at the vampire king with so much emphasis that somewhere, in another universe, someone else worked up the courage to save an alt marcy from a completely different bad parent
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