#sowwy this is little bit trashy

[cherrybomblast]

dude ,,, cant stop thinking abt ur premature ejaculation fic rn. ,,, imagining ts with someone who hates you too,,, jerking off some dude who dislikes for you for no reason, some kinda hatefuck, n there you r barely pumping his dick n him cumming instantaneously then he gets all embarrassed..,,,, calling him a pervert n making fun of him ekekkfkgk

heheheehbdbdhfb i love your brain hon.

tw extremely terrible smut 💩

you're absolutely shocked.. the man that side eyes you every chance he gets, the man who left you stern notes on your office desk and criticizing emails, is now at your doorstep, begging you to please help him, and that he's sorry for bein' so mean, but he needs your help.

the sight you're met with is without a doubt filthy - his tie loosened, pants unbuttoned, hair slicked back with sweat, hands cupped around his unbelievably hard cock. he looked so disgusting in all the right ways.

so, out of the kindness of your heart and your cock you decide to let the poor thing in. he even started to babble about his depraved fantasies he had about you.

you finally, finally get your hands on him, kissing him harshly. but almost seconds after you start palming his erection, the stupid thing starts to whimper and squirm.

you pull away from the kiss trying to figure out what the matter is now, when you feel your hand get hotter, and your palm sticky. you look down, and sure enough- there's a giant wet spot right over his cock.

"... did you just come?" you ask sharply, palming him once again.

"i'm sorry, haah, i just- i'm really- i dunno what's going o-on, nghhh.." he manages to get out through heavy pants..

"that... that was fuckin' nasty, baby..." you laugh out, getting closer to his red hot face. "yeah? are you that gross, that you cum from me touching you like that in seconds?"

"'no-no i don't usually, it doesn't usually, ghhh.. happen li-like that... i don't.. khhhh... i don't know...." he tries to protest, (the best he can, now overstimulated from your touch).

"the only boys that can cum that fast are perverts. are you a pervert, baby?" your grin widens as you whisper right into his ear, and he starts to buck up into your hand again.

he can protest all he wants, but you both know it's true.

(im thinking i like this character too,, shall he be known as pervy coworker? 😌)

#sowwy this is little bit trashy #im running on a monster and nature valley #gay #sub men #cherrie's little brainrots #lgbtqia #male reader #dom!male!reader #fanfic #fanfiction #smut #bad grammar #pure smut #pervy coworker

[momochiiee]

I was about to ask about Gale, and then I saw your banner, and went like "What kinda disgrace has the man in the banner gone through, to be the main figure in the _three of swords_?"

... So the lattter's my current question.

Hahahhaha I'm glad chicken nugget Kenji got your attention!

Tbh, this art was a sort of activity check for the pokemon gijinka RP group he was originally created for, and while he didn't do anything specifically awful by himself, he got caught up in some dire circumstances and his choice weighs heavily on him

One of his regrets being he's an asshole apologizer

And that's why little sapling me choose this card for him

So, let's put this into some context!

Kenji's setting is a zombie apocalypse, and he's down bad for the idiot that though himself a great leader and overestimated his own qualities, habilities and knowledge. To sum it up, this asshole sent half of the townspeople to die horribly at the hands of the wave of zombies that washed through their tiny town

Now then, said idiot is now severely traumatized and the weight of his errors will be something he won't forget anytime soon, but Kenji still stays by his side and makes sure his crush doesn't do anything stupid

But Momo, this is not Kenji's regrets! What in blazes has this chicken nugget actually done?

Well well well, would you argue with your best friend, to the point of forcing him to ditch you, in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, because your unrequited trashy crush is having it rough? Would you stay in a lost cause of a barricade just because the local entitled asshole happens to be your crush?

Have into account they were threatened by a growing horde of zombies trying to break down their defenses and get to them, as they had an almost unresponsive man lying on the floor out of pure shock, while they were arguing

His friend didn't want to die protecting that asshole, that's for sure. And he had his fair share of reasons to do so

But this is about Kenji rn, let's leave his friend for whenever he gets the spotlight

All in all, that's Kenji's problem, and what he regrets most, but still, he won't leave his crush side, no matter how unrequited his affection is or how much he misses his dear old friend

Love makes one do some dumb shit, and maybe one day I'll actually let Kenji have a happy ending

Once I grow tired of tormenting him, his crush and his friend, of course >:'3c

What do you think, my sweet anon fruit? Does the card suit him or would you have chosen some other card instead?

I'm not very familiarised with tarot cards past some general basics, and while I did do a lil bit of research, namely, we were given some basic prompts to slightly understand the cards, and looked up a tiny bit more, it wasn't super extensive as it's been quite some years, probably almost a decade by now. More than 5 years for sure, maybe 7? Time is weird for my mind sowwy ahdhshfhdh but the point is, I was just a naïve young sapling and didn't realise there could be more to learn 👀

#momochiiee ocs #peachie asks #anon #kenji #thanks for asking my sweet fruit! 💖

[lillywillow]

Papa Bird

Summary: When Sam’s oldest daughter is chosen to represent her dojo in a state-wide taekwondo championship for her age group, she requests that her mother take her to the fight, leaving Sam home to take care of his youngest daughter

 Word Count:1871

 Square Filled: Next Generation Fic

 Pairings: Sam Wilson x Female Reader

 Warnings: Fluff, breaking objects, protective/ proud father

Written for @star-spangled-bingo

That morning, Sam was busy helping his wife prepare their daughter for her upcoming tournament. He was kind of sulking that Darlene wouldn’t let him come with her.

 “Remind me why I can’t go again...”

 “Daddy, I love you but sometimes you can be a little bit... extra. Remember when I won the finals?”

 “Can’t a father be proud of his daughter?”

 “You can be proud but you celebrated so loud, they had to escort you out the dojo... Oh! And remember when I lost that spelling bee final? You threatened to beat up the judge...”

 “Hey, you and I both know they were cheating,” he countered.

 “Daddy...”

 “Sam, you know your daughter has a point. Besides, it’ll give you a chance to spend some time with Amelia,” Y/N stated, pointing to the small girl who was happily enjoying her Cheerios. Sam smiled and kissed her head.

 “You wanna hang out with daddy today, kiddo?” Amelia nodded and offered him some of her Cheerios which he took making her give a cheeky grin.

  Sam couldn’t help but smile in return before helping Darlene get her stuff ready to go.

Once Amelia was done eating and the breakfast stuff had been cleaned up, Sam went to say goodbye to Darlene and his Y/N.

 “Say, bye, mama.”

 “Bye, mama,” Amelia cooed, opening and closing her small hand in a wave.

 “Bye, Darlene. You go out there and kick some major a-butt,” Sam caught himself before he swore in front of Amelia and after seeing the reproachful look from his wife. Darlene grinned at her father and got in the car.

 Sam watched with Amelia as they pulled out down the drive.

 “What do you want to do now, pumpkin?”

 “Red Wing?”

 “You wanna play with Red Wing? Okay, let’s go play with Red Wing...”

 A few moments later, Sam was controlling the drone while Amelia gleefully chased after it, squealing in delight. He got a little carried away and accidently knocked a vase from its perch and shattering on the floor as a quasi-violent reminder as to why he was not to use the drone inside the house. This time, Sam did let out an expletive.

 “I tell mama!”

 “No, no, no! Don’t tell your mother! Here, let’s get you a cookie. Do you want a cookie?”

 Sam ran to get a cookie for Amelia which bought him a few moments of silence as he cleaned up the broken fragments of the vase.

 “Okay, let’s go to the park instead. You wanna walk to the park?”

 “Yeah! Park!” Sam smiled at her and went to prepare her little outing bag.

...

 At the park, Sam watched Amelia run around playing and giving him a rest for a while.

 “Hey, man...” Sam looked up to see Clint standing there, coffee cup in one hand and Lucky’s leash in the other.

 “Hey, Clint. What are you doing here?”

 “Taking Lucky for a walk... and your missus wanted us to check on you,” Clint replied, getting his phone and showing Sam the group message and sitting next to him. Sam grumbled a bit.

 “She just wants to make sure you’re not driving yourself crazy... So, Darlene has a tournament today, huh?”

 “Yeah... I am so proud of that girl. She’s already got her red belt and almost up to her next...” Before Clint could respond, a shrill scream filled the air. The two heroes jumped to their feet in preparation for danger only to see Amelia tearing across the yard.

 “Doggy! Doggy, doggy, doggy!” Amelia was so excited to see Lucky.

 “Amelia, what do you say?”

 “I pat doggy? Pwease?” Amelia looked up at Clint with her big brown eyes and melting his heart.

 “Yeah, you can pat Lucky,” he smiled. Amelia threw her arms around the dog’s neck and snuggled him. Lucky licked her head in return.

 Clint let Lucky off his leash so he could go off to play with Amelia.

 “That girl’s gonna be the death of me,” Sam sighed and sat back down. Clint laughed and sat back down next to him.

 “Takes after you...”

 “I know and that’s the bit that scares me...”

 The two men continued talking and catching up when they were suddenly alerted Lucky’s frantic barking. They looked up to see Amelia had climbed up a high piece of playground equipment and was about to jump down to a lower platform. To the older and bigger kids, the jump may have not been so bad but to a child as small as Amelia, it could be disastrous.

 “Amelia! Get down from there right this instant!” Sam bellowed, getting up to stomp over to her.

 Amelia gave her father a sidewise glance before deciding she was going to make that jump anyway. Sam managed to get there in time just as her feet launched from the surface, catching her midair.

 “Again, again!” she cheered.

 “No, no more,” Sam breathed, walking back to Clint. “I think we’re going to go home for lunch. Besides, one of us needs a change of diaper.”

 “Not me! I big girl! I use potty!” Amelia stated as a matter of factly.

 “Right, just daddy then...” Clint laughed and called Lucky over to him.

 “Listen, you won’t tell her mother about that little incident, will you?”

 “Hey man, I won’t bring it up but if she asks, I’m not gonna lie,” he grinned.

 “Great thanks,” he grumbled. “Anyway, see you later.” Clint said goodbye and headed off as Sam packed up Amelia’s things.

 “Daddy mad?” Amelia asked her little lip stuck out in a pout.

 “No, daddy’s not mad. You scared daddy.”

 “I sowwy.”

 “It’s okay, baby girl. What do you want for lunch?”

 “PB ‘n J sammich?”

 “A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I think that can be arranged.”

...

 After lunch, Sam put Amelia down for a nap which gave him the chance to complete a few chores without being interrupted by an enthusiastic three year old. He never thought he’d be suited to the quiet domestic lifestyle but he settled into it reasonable well. One thing Sam could never say was that it was dull. His daughters always kept him on his toes. When Darlene was Amelia’s age, she was just as mischievous and spirited. Sam wouldn’t trade his girls for the world.

 An hour had passed by the time Amelia woke up from her nap and wandered out into the living room and by now, Sam was watching some trashy day time TV.

 “Hey, Milly. Did you have a good sleep?” Amelia nodded, climbing up onto his lap and cuddling close to her father’s chest.

 “Daddy, I hungwy.”

 “You’re hungry? Let’s see what we can do about that. You want some... frog’s legs and wine? No? I thought all kids liked that stuff. How about some coffee and caviar? Not that either? What about...” Sam continued listing ridiculous food/ drink combinations that he knew a child wouldn’t eat as he made his way to the kitchen with her.

 “Cheese! I want cheese!” she blurted out before he could get out the next combo.

 “Oh, you want cheese... Should have guessed, huh? Let’s see if we have some,” he said, going to the pantry.

 “Hmm... well, it doesn’t look like we have any. Guess you’ll have to have broccoli and green tea after all.”

 “Daddy,” Amelia whined, pointing to the big bag of string cheese, her face visibly pained.

 “Look at that. We do have some after all. Guess you’ll want a juice box with that?” Sam laughed at the eager way she nodded her head.

 Once Amelia had finished her snack, Sam went back into the living room and changed the channel to the one that was locally streaming the tournament. Darlene’s division wasn’t yet up but it was coming soon. As he watched, Amelia got up and wobbled in front of the TV, ‘punching’ and ‘kicking’ like the big kids. Sam smiled and took a video of it to send to his family and friends later. He was sure that they were getting a little annoyed with the amount he could send in one day but he didn’t care. Sam loved each and every one of his girls’ achievements no matter how big or small.

 Finally, Darlene’s age group was up. Sam watched as she stepped up to the mat. From his seat at home, he was cheering her on as if he was there. Amelia cheered too, not entirely sure why but daddy was happy so it had to be good.

 Round after round Darlene won until it got to the last round. Darlene’s opponent was a girl much taller and bigger than her. Sam was on the edge of his seat as the match commenced. The girl was good but Darlene was better. It lasted a little longer than the others but in the end, Darlene won. Sam jumped up with a loud cheer.

 “Yes! She won! Darlene won!”

 “Yay!” Sam picked up Amelia and spun around with her. “Sissy won!”

 Sam felt his eyes tear up a bit as pride swelled in his chest. He quickly wiped them away and continued celebrating with Amelia. Sam couldn’t wait for Darlene to come home.

...

 Later that night, Sam had just given Amelia her bath and was putting her to bed when he heard the sounds of the front door.

 “I think mama and your big sister are finally home,” he smiled.

 “Yay!” Amelia ran to meet them, her little legs going as fast as they possibly carry her.

 Darlene scooped her up as soon she got close enough.

 “Hey there, baby sis!”

 “Sissy! Sissy! I saw’d you won! Watch me! Watch me!” Darlene put Amelia back on the ground so she could show her some of the ‘moves’ she had learned earlier in the day which included an attempt at a headstand for some reason.

 “Oh, wow! So good!”

 In the meantime, Y/N walked over to Sam, wrapping her arms around his shoulders and kissing him. Sam smiled against her lips.

 “Hey, handsome. Had a good day?” she smiled.

 “Pretty good. We went to the park this morning, came home for lunch, Amelia had her nap, then we watched Darlene kick some butt,” he grinned.

 “I see... you want to tell me why the vase in the hallway is no longer there?”

 “I would very much not like to...” Y/N could help but chuckle and shake her head. She looked over at the girls who were happily playing together.

 “We made some pretty awesome kids, Mr. Wilson,” she smiled.

 “We sure did, Mrs. Wilson,” he smiled back.

 For Sam, every day with his daughters was a new adventure as he watched them become the amazing people they were growing into. Sam loved every second of fatherhood and he couldn’t wait to see what tomorrow’s venture would bring.

#ssb2021 #Papa Bird #Sam Wilson #sam wilson x reader #Wilson daughtes #Married #Domestic life #daddy wilson #Marvel #marvelfanfiction #playing #Clint Barton #Lucky #tough girl #Sweet #wholesome #children #next gen #red wing #Proud father

[neoncat666]

All of them you fucking coward 🔫

ALRIGHT THIS IS GOING UNDER READ MORE

Mobile users im so fukin sowwy

How did you get introduced to Rusty Quill Gaming?: I got into it through TMA adfsgdfh I was like ok they have other podcasts lemme check it out.

What was your first episode?: OKAY SO I DID LISTEN TO THE RECAPS FIRST,,,,,,, yeah,,,,,,,,,,, I can’t remember where I actually jumped in though.

What is your favorite special?: Monster of the week all the way but also,,, I have a lot of faves. I could probably talk a lot about each special but motw is my all time fav. Deadlands, Duskhollow, and 4thought have a special place in my heart tho

Do you prefer the main campaign or the specials?: Okay so depends? I love both a lot for different reasons so I can’t really answer that,,, I waaaaaaaaah

How many episodes have made you cry?: Not a lot actually! Specials have actually made me cry more than main campaign like i’ll get sad but I won’t cry? Specials though just fucking end my life tho.

Who is your favorite historical NPC?: Oscar Wilde..................................

What historical figure would you like to see as an NPC?: I DON’T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HISTORY TO ANSWER TBH

Who is your favorite NPC in general?: Oscar Wilde.................................. OR JASPER! I also like Shoin..

Do you like the Harlequins or the Meritocrats better?: Harlequins but I don’t think I would side myself with either if I could.

Do you prefer Zolf or Grizzop?: Zolf but I love Grizzop a lot still. Love that goblin but my desire for a good father figure outweighs my lil goblin brain.

Do you prefer Sasha or Cel?: I GENUINELY CAN’T CHOOSE,,, I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Do you prefer Ed or Tjelvar?: Ed.

Who is your favorite PC?: Zolf,,,,,,, sad sea dad hits different and I adfsdgf I YEARN FOR A DAD AND A HUG FROM HIM

Who is your favorite villain?: Shoin tbh! I know we aren’t even done but afsgd he was a villain I liked a lot. What a prick tbh

Which villain do you hate the most?: Barret. Good villain! I’m gonna snap

Which Sidequest (Bertie/Rome) is your favorite?: Rome tbh. I recently relistened to it again and after literally snapping and breaking down crying it was real fun!

Do you prefer the London Rangers (We’re Still Working On the Name) or the L.O.L.O.M.G?: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love LOLOMG (as a name too) but I am once again biased with Zolf.

Which location is your favorite?: JAPAN LMAO!! Rome was really cool too tho. I love the amount of detail Alex puts into his world building and just,,,gm goals.

Which arc is your favorite?: JAPAN ARC,,,,, WHOOPS! I know it’s not done but it’s genuinely my fav so far and I can’t wait to get stabbed in the back by Alex

What was your favorite reveal (Backstory or otherwise?): hnng idk,,, I did like Hamid finding out his heritage if you can count that? I genuinely don’t know

What mystery are you most excited to figure out?: literally anything that happened during the 18 months imma be real. I WANNA KNOW THINGS!!

Do you have a favorite quote?: “PRONOUNS! ARE! THEY! THEM!” - Cel or “ Look, I’m sorry, alright, I’m sorry! I’ll do better! Don’t kill my friends!” - Zolf

Do you respect Alex’s craft?: Genuinely? I do! Alex has pushed me to become a bit better at my own gming tbh? I talk a lot in private about how good Alex’s storytelling is and even though yeah it hurts, it’s still satisfying in the end. He’s like,, he’s always sure to make sure everything feels at least a bit sweet in the end even if it’s bittersweet.

What’s your favorite character introduction?: New character? Cel’s standoff when they first met them. I really liked Zolf’s reintroduction lol

Lads or Blokes?: Lads baybe

Artemis or Aphrodite?: Hnnng Arthemis cause I wanna go a little craaaayzeee

Harrison Campbell novels: Art or Trash?: TRASHY ART!!!!!

What’s your favorite emotional moment?: “She didn’t say zero.” fucked me up harder than it should’ve. Also Hamid hugging his mom. ALSO TAKE ME NOT HER (that entire scene tbh)

Which of Alex’s insufferable characters is your favorite?: JOKES ON YOU ALEX’S CHARACTERS ARE MY FAVOURITE!! I love them all so much. Not insufferable but Sam is my fav character of his.

Brutor or Topaz T. Camel?: Brutor,,, pubby

#long post #ask #robotic-cowboy #rqg

[asiuen]

PLEASE GIVE ME ALL YOUR FLUFFY ITSUKYON HEADCANONS IM TH I R S T Y FOR THEM

WOW REPLYING A MOTH AFTER RECEIVING GOOD JOB RIN ;;; I’m really sowwy my old fat kitty got ill and we changed vets and until now nobody knew what’s happening so I was so – stressed — it’s probably not much as I’m much better in collecting my thoughts while talking to a person so feel free to hmu privately !!! publishing I hope you don’t mind ?? also those hcs are in relation to my post-canon universe when they’re roommates so domestic fluff

» itsuki is the most affectionate and touch-starved we all know it ;; u ;; definitely expect a lot of accidental touches, brushing and staying way too close which is a bit suspicious, but his fangirls refuse to believe he has a thing for guys. but he is. really. gay.

» in private kyon absolutely loves cuddling. it makes him feel more dominant wow you gotta feed his ego when he can wrap his arms around itsuki. it’s still really awkward, magnetic hands, umm how do I do it ??? but itsuki just leans forward so it’s ok

» koizumi is the little spoon fight me  (ง'̀-‘́)ง  it makes him feel more secure, especially after important agency meeting / important agency training / important agency bullshit as kyon is his grip on reality

» being little spoon means a lot of hair tangling bc this hair smells soooo gooooodddd – itsuki has the most ridiculous bedhair ever. the fact that kyon drools on him doesn’t help XD he still loves you but tape your mouth pls

» it was kyon who kinda made the first move ;;; itsuki was always in love with him and he already somehow dealt with it, but as they started living together and haruhi became more stable = koizumi being allowed to act more frivolous and more himself so ??? wow he’s so cute why haven’t I noticed this before ??? plus such a good friend gay alert gay alert

» hey uh, let’s go somewhere sometimes ok ? no, don’t call haruhi, just us. just us guys, you know. doing guy things. together.

» koizumi is the instagram diva, he mastered art of selfies so well that it’s very pleasant to scroll through them as they’re all taken from different angle so you won’t get bored, sometimes he uploads photos of sos brigade. kyon often tries to sabotage itsuki’s selfies when they’re home like sticking natto into his hair wHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING and they actually get uploaded with funny caption. kyon has 2 photos, one of shami and one of himself in gas mask.

» they have separate beds but often sleep together, platonically or not it takes some time for both of them to get out when they do because kyon has absolutely the strongest sleep hug ever. ever. not even your tiny abs from fighting monsters are going to help you itsuki you can’t escape the hug ;; _ ;;

» marvel trashes. absolutely. both kyon and itsuki love fantasy / action movies like dc and marvel soooo movie dates

» itsuki is also a secret otaku and collects BL novels, action figures, shameless homoerotic pornography, keychains, this extra money must go somewhere right XD kyon is a normie and just reads trashy romances from time to time.

» while browsing otp memes I encountered a question “who wears pants in relationship” and I can’t really answer it as their relationship is pretty laid-back ?? although if we were to divide male and female archetypes itsuki is definitely a wife. like giving kyon a goodbye kiss and scolding him for washing his clothes at short notice, things like that > v

#itsukyon #stfu rin #gosh sorry for ugly doodle it was supposed to be an artblock thing #anxiety is killing me #pls shar ur hc if you have