#south park special ed

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Francis wasn’t quite ready to come out of closest just yet & neither was Clyde to find out

On the last few days of lesbian visibility weeks Bebe & Francis have come out of the closet

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I forgot about the 1k prompts. I will love you forever (not that I do not already) if you would write something sweet about neurodivergent Ed and Stede caring for each other in that special sweet disabled4disabled way <3 also as usual I love your writing so so so much whether it’s actual fics or just the thoughts you have to share on here :)

yes!!! whohooo! love this prompt with all my heart!

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“Alright, love, you’ve got your bag?”

“Right here!” Ed took a moment to stretch as they stepped out of the car, swinging his travel backpack up onto his shoulder.

They were across the country on business, and they’d been looking forward to the vacation days they’d get on this trip for months. They’d been to all the aquariums within a few hours’ drive of home - hell, they had annual passes to three of them - so the chance to get to visit a new one was a rare thrill.

“Alright, you’ve got your knee brace…” Stede tilted his head to make sure he could spot the brace poking out under Ed’s shorts, and Ed lifted his leg to make sure he could see it was on and fastened appropriately.

“You’ve got your headphones.” Ed reached out to straighten Stede’s shirt collar, but he just wasn’t able to resist how cute Stede looked, slightly sunburned and with his sunglasses resting adorably on top of his head, and he hauled him in by the shirt for a kiss. “And I’ve got a pack of disposable earplugs if you need ‘em.”

“I shouldn’t, I did call to make sure they’re sensory -friendly,” Stede said brightly, automatically reaching up to make sure he could still feel the noise- canceling headphones around his neck anyway. “Did you put everything in the bag?”

Ed knew Stede wasn’t nagging, he was just making sure - he’d had so many travel nightmares with Mary and the kids thanks to things getting left behind accidentally. He pulled his bag off his shoulder, resting it on the hood of their car so he could reassure both of them they had everything they needed.

“Got water and snacks…” They always carried a few snacks when they went anywhere like this. Ed could get grumpy and irritable when he was hungry, and even calling ahead didn’t always mean they could be sure there would be reliable Kosher options for him. Stede, too, was prone to not noticing he was getting hungry until he already felt like shit, so the trail mix was a lifesaver. “My foldable cane, your earplugs. We’re set!”

“Perfect,” Stede said, taking Ed’s hand and pressing a kiss to his cheek before they headed across the parking lot.

When reading up on this aquarium, they’d read that it wasn’t usually crowded on weekdays (perfect for Stede), but it was big and had a lot of walking, so Stede had bought their tickets online so they could skip standing in line. Ed wasn’t always the best at realizing when his knee pain was getting bad enough he should use the cane, so he knew to expect Stede’s check- ins.

The aquarium was a bit smaller than some of their favorites back home, but being able to see so many animals they’d never seen before made up for it. Stede grabbed a map for them at the information desk, circling the areas the employee had pointed out to them where there were places for Ed to sit or quiet corners if either of them felt overstimulated.

It felt, sometimes, like Ed would never stop falling in love. As they went through the aquarium, reading the informational signs next to the exhibits out to each other and trading cool facts back and forth, he felt like Stede’s joy and enthusiasm was lighting up the whole world.

Ed’s favorite aquarium animals were the sharks. Stede adored the stingray touch pools, but he never got mad when Ed didn’t actually want to put his hands in the water. They got lots of pictures, Ed made Stede laugh by imitating a little penguin waddle in front of the penguin exhibit, and Ed was nearly bouncing with excitement as they got closer to one of the last exhibits at the aquarium: the sea lions. 

Things went a bit south near the end of the aquarium, though.

They’d specifically visited on a weekday morning to skip the crowds, just because crowded aquariums could feel so claustrophobic and that really freaked Stede out. But they caught up with a huge crowd of kids there on a field trip, and Stede ordinarily liked kids, but it was a very slow-moving, loud group, and Ed could practically feel Stede getting more anxious and stressed by the second.

“I’ll be alright in just a moment,” Stede promised him, taking the water bottle Ed passed him after Ed guided him back towards one of the quiet spots marked on their map.

Ed looked back over his shoulder. Not the kids’ fault they were excited, but he could hear the crowd from here. “Wanna call it a day?”

Stede frowned down at his water bottle. “But the sea lions! Want to go without me?”

Truthfully, Ed was a teeny bit disappointed about missing the sea lions. But he could see videos of sea lions any time. He only had one of his Stede, and he wouldn’t be able to enjoy it worrying about Stede feeling anxious and upset back here without him.

“Nah,” he said, taking Stede’s elbow, starting them towards the exit. “You know, I saw a few food trucks outside.”

“That sounds perfect for lunch!” Stede hooked his elbow through Ed’s. “I’m really sorry, love.”

Ed leaned over for a quick kiss. “Don’t you dare apologize to me, babe. I’ll steal your desert.”

Stede snorted. “You will anyway.”

Yeah. Ed absolutely would. He knew that just as surely as he knew Stede would need to go back to the hotel to decompress after lunch, and he’d be able to get Stede to give him a foot massage, and they’d need to take an hour to just hang out and let their brains take a break, Stede playing on his phone and Ed reading his book. Just as surely as he knew they’d be taking care of each other for the rest of their lives, just as he knew either of them would ever have to worry about hiding hurt or discomfort ever again.

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South Park Lake Tardicaca Dashboard Simulator!

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I hope my electo-magnetic particle accelerater wins the special ed science fair this weekend!☺

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[firefly-sky]

south park high school headcanons

TW for drinking and smoking (i have t watched the post pandemic special, so i don’t quite consider if canon..? I dunno though please don’t come for me-)

Eric Cartman:

Doesn’t give a shit about school tbh

I mean he’s probably a solid C/D student

Probably sits next to the teacher, lmao

He’s a pretentious little bitch, we know this, and he probably just harasses kids all the time

Like if there’s a presentation or something he’s probably pretending to be asleep or something

(especially if it’s Kyle)

Probably makes fun of everyone for their class choices

”Oh of course Kahl is taking economics. Those damn Jews” or “Kenny, why are you taking home economics if we all know you’re poor as hell and don’t have any food in your trailer to make this shit anyway?”

Was probably that one annoying kid who laughed during sex ed

Flips the teachers off when they aren’t looking

Is probably an angel to all the teachers but to the students, he’s a massive dick

Probably tried making Kyle fail his classes by hacking into the website

They only knew it was him because for comments/observations tab he put some ‘stupid Jew’ spiel

He’s dumb as shit sometimes

Bullies freshmen

Probably started Freshie Friday

Hes the kind of person to spray Axe Body Speay everywhere and has probably made multiple people sick because of it

Failing Gym

Mainly because he never makes up classes and refused to swim in ‘contaminated water’ (probably aimed at the girls or Kenny)

Doesnt date through high school

because nobody wanted to date a neonazi manipulative asshole

Probably didn’t do any clubs

He probably joined the Gay Straight Alliance (run probably by Big Gay Al) and ripped on everyone there

Got bored and never went back after he ran out of jokes

Honestly he’s probably to lazy to do any clubs after school

He doesn’t like staying in school after he’s already

Probably has gotten suspended a few times

(likely for putting a cherry bomb in Kyle’s locker)

Im kinda lost on Cartman lmao

Stan Marsh

Honestly? He probably drank a lot in high school

Kyle often had to take care of him and scold him for drinking

Stan’s probably a B/C student

Probably studies better in a group than alone

Thanks the stars that Shelley is a senior and will leave him alone

(though I do think she somewhat mellowed down, though she still threatens to beat the fuck out of him sometimes)

And Sharon probably helps him when she isn’t busy

But he feels awkward going to her for help

Randy is awful to study with

”So if I have x amounts of condoms and y amounts of-“ “Fuck this Im calling Kyle”

Kyle is his study buddy when he can’t turn to anyone else

which is pretty often

He pays pretty good attention in class

Probably still dating Wendy tbh

Stan definitely wears like zip up hoodies and ripped jeans and such

Probably bleached the lower half of his hair

it didn’t look good

His hair’s greasy af i’m calling it

Its fluffy when he washes it but that’s a rarity

Uses 3 in 1

wears gloves everywhere

lowkey germaphobe

Probably joined some sort of after school activity

Probably some sort of helping the community club

Tbh he failed chemistry multiple times

Hes trying though

Graduates with probably a solid 3.2 GPA

(idk how colorado does it i’m just going based off of where i live)

Probably goes to college and then drops out after two years

Works a few jobs because he wants to get out of the house

Overall good student, 7/10

Kyle Broflovski

That rare breed between nerd and jock

Hes probably one of those athletic kids getting awards and stuff all the time

Def on the swim team during the fall/spring and the basketball team during the winter

Also does a bunch of those community clubs (things that you would join to get into NHS)

His parents are probably super strict about grades

Theyre all about ‘keeping a good example for Ike’

So he usually beats himself up if he gets a grade below a 95

Speaking of, he’s probably top of his class ngl

Very smart

Studies better alone and probably isn’t the greatest at helping others study, but he’s trying

Honestly probably gets a little less insecure(?) about his hair and doesn’t wear his hat as much

Still barely takes it off but he’ll leave it off during sporting events

I know that thing smells like ass/hj

Probably wears a lot of flannels and t-shirts

Has reading glasses (they’re thick rimmed and brown)

Either that or he wears contact lenses but glasses are more convenient for him

Doesnt like wearing them because they remind him of his cousin Kyle Schwartz

Probably in all honors/AP/college courses

Gets academic awards a lot

He probably did band for one year to fulfill one of his miscellaneous credits (he played clarinet)

He’s probably one of the sweeter kids though, sports help him work through his anger issues

Still snaps at Cartman a lot though

Sometimes doesn’t take good care of himself between sports and studying

So Stan whips him into line

Probably had one partner through high school, doesn’t really play around much

Either that or he doesn’t date at all, he’s just too busy

If he were to date it’s be in junior/senior year, maybe sophomore year if it was the right person and they weren’t needy or too demanding of his time

Probably graduated with an advanced diploma

Goes to some ivy league school

Solid 4.0/4.1 GPA

Majors in math and minors in science

Kenny McCormick

Ngl he doesn’t give a shit

Probably failing some of his classes, has a few B’s, some D’s, he’s really scattered when it comes to grades

Probably skips class sometimes when he doesn’t feel like going

Still wears that same parka

He’s still taking home economics/hj

Probably sneaks into the girls changing room as Princess Kenny 🤭

That one kid who has a crush on all his female teachers

”Guys my average is a 69”

Hes the glue to keep all the boys together but tbh I feel like they drift apart and go their own directions during high school

They probably have like-game days on Saturdays though

He wants to keep the group together though because they’re probably more family than his own family (minus Karen)

Still dies a lot

Probably tries to die so he can get out of doing tests and such

Is the reason they don’t allow costumes at Halloween (he was def a playboy bunny)

Probably takes a lot of non honors/no college courses

The latter even less so because his family can’t afford it

Graduates with a barely passing GPA and goes to community college

Probably ended up dropping out tho

But he still makes sure to keep in touch with all the boys (minus cartman but he keeps in touch with Butters)

Butters Stotch

(speaking of-)

Honestly? Solid B student

Is probably still the most naive of the group, though he does stick up for himself now

Doesn’t like being called Butters much but Leopald is worse

So he either goes by Butters or Leo

Probably has a knack for history??

Honestly doesn’t do all honors courses, proabbly does honors history and maybeeee honors English

Sucks at math

His parents ground him a lot because of this

So he ends up with a tutor

He goes to the girls’ sleepovers as Margerine sometimes

Grew out of his Hello Kitty obsession :(

(…tbh he was probably into Pusheen at some point-)

Anyway

Probably has a solid 3.5 GPA or something

Doesn’t graduate at the top of his class but he isn’t the dumbest person in the room

Probably is involved in the theater department

Honestly very artsy??

Probably takes a lot of art classes because he loves it so much

Majors in it!!

Probably minors in history too :)

Hes pretty nice to everyone in his classes and maybe even dates in high school..?

His parents don’t like it though

And he can’t go out much because he gets grounded a lot still

Overall pretty good!!

Tolkien Black

Probably still dating Nicole

Salutatorian

Probably competes with Kyle a lot because of academics

Hes in the band

Plays trumpet

Of course Cartman says shit about this all the time, I’m calling it

Him and Kyle do butt heads a lot but honestly I feel like they’d end up being pretty good friends

Still cringed at his old TikToks

Hes probably in most AP/honors classes

Probably majors in music in college?

Or maybe he minors in it

Most likely the latter

He’a your go to study person

He’s pretty nice about it too, he doesn’t shame you for getting the answers wrong

He’s that one kid who has house parties a lot when his parents aren’t home

Mainly because Cartman kept calling him a pussy and saying he had no balls

Doesn’t have alcohol though

Him and Nicole were probably voted cutest couple

Them or Tweek and Craig

He hangs out with Clyde a lot and helps him with his courses

Hes probably class president tbh

Or maybe vice president

His parents donate tons of money to the school

Hes pretty level headed and calm during tests and quizzes

He’s really focused and motivated in school

Overall solid 3.9 GPA

Probably only behind Kyle by very little

And he’s okay with it

He probably goes to some hardcore Ivy League school like Harvard or Yale or some shit

Probably uses music as a side hustle in college to help pay for his classes

He was hellbent on paying for colllege alone, or mostly alone. He didn’t want people thinking he was only at said college because he was rich.

Pretty good overall, 10/10

Clyde Donovan

Clyde…is Clyde

Hes a dumbass

A lovable dumbass big a dumbass nonetheless

Scored so low on his SAT the first time he took it

Cries to Tolkien all the time because of his grades but when Tolkien tries to help him he gets distracted and leaves

He’s that one hella sporty kid though

Definitely captain of the soccer team

Probably in the Gay Straight Alliance for ‘shits and giggles’ but then finds out he’s pan, lmao

I feel like him and Bebe are really tight

They go shoe shopping together

Cries when he loses Kahoot

Uses Chat GDP to talk to girls 🫢

Honestly is probably like-weirdly good at math but nothing else

Calls Kyle and Tolkien his algebros whenever they’re grouped together

(i kinda hdc that he’s in honors math too with kyle and tolkien)

That honors math course saved his GPA

honestly it’s probably a 3.0 or a 3.1

Hes not completely dumb though

He gets a lot of sports awards and stuff

Kinda headcanon Clyde to have dyslexia?

So maybe that makes things a little more difficult for him

Studies better in groups

Gets easily distracted tho

He’s a horrible test taker

Cries whenever he can’t figure out the answer

Overall, he’s kinda mid

He probably goes to college tho

He stays in college for two years before he graduates

He was probably their star football player, so they were probably sad to see him go

But academically, he’s not great

Craig Tucker

Science geek

Mainly Earth Science but any science is basically a second language to him

He’s honestly probably good at English too?? like he’s a really good writer

Hes probably in honors English and Science

He combusts when it comes to geometry and map work

He’s bad with dates

Like he can hardly remember his anniversary with Tweek or his own birthday half the time

He’s pretty good at helping people study if it’s one on one

He’ll bully some people harder than others when it comes to helping them though

Goes after Clyde a lot of the time whenever he comes over for extra help

”Of you would leave I would be sooooo happy.”

He’s nice with Tweek though

Helps him not to panic during tests and such, probably gives him a lot of fidget toys too

(most of which are space themed)

Speaking of, I do kinda headcanon Craig with some kind of neurodivergent condition like autism or something

I kinda feel like space would be his special interest

He mellowed out a lot after middle school, but he still flips everyone off

Thats usually the extent though

His locker is an absolute mess, I already know it

The teachers for the most part like him

He pays attention and such

Probably wears reading glasses, they’re thin though and he doesn’t wear them a lot

Eric third wheels him and Tweek’s study dates a lot too

He studies online using things like Quizlet and stuff

Loves reading

He’s probably snuck out of class a few times, but doesn’t do it often

Solid 3.7/3.8 GPA

Probably in the top 20% in his class

Goes to a pretty good college, probably on the west coast like in California or something

He’s pretty good in school

Tweek Tweak

Horrible test taker

Probably has to go to a different room, which just stresses him out more

Tbh Eric probably got him to get high once or twice

It did calm him down but it also freaked Craig the fuck out

Especially because this was during lunch

Tweek was fine, he was just extraordinarily sick and Craig was not happy

The teachers don’t really like Tweek

They think he’s a distraction and a ‘bad influence’ for other kids because of his freak outs

He hogs the coffee machine at school istg

I kinda headcanon Tweek to have acid reflux too?? So his stomach ends up gurgling in class and making weird sounds and the teachers get mad-

And this freaks him out even more because he thinks he’s dying

”Why is it doing that?! Why?! Did someone poison the coffee?! Did the underpants gnomes come back?! GAH!”

He’s hella good in gym class

Tweek on the track team??? anyone???

It helps him burn through some of his anxiety

He probably has a 504 too after his parents kept getting calls about his anxiety

Goes to the school counselor a lot

He probably brings fidget toys to class a lot and often has to give Craig his phone so he doesn’t end up getting hooked in on something some celebrity said and then start freaking out

He’s probably really good at English

Reading helps him forget about his anxiety for a bit

He always has to double/triple check to make sure he hasn’t missed anything

He uses his agenda religiously

Its probably stained with coffee and smells like a mixture of coffee and honey and sweat

His hands sweat and shake a lot during tests

He’s probably barely passing math, Craig helps him through science

He’s alright in social studies

His lowest grade is probably a 75

Craig and Tolkien help him out a lot too

I feel like he studies better one on one though

Too many people in one group makes him feel easily overwhelmed

He probably graduates with a 3.4 GPA or so

Goes to college in New England, he thinks city life will calm him down

Spoiler, it doesn’t

He probably drops out after a year or two before applying somewhere on the West coast to be closer to Craig and some of his other friends

English major and art minor??

I feel like he’s really good at art too

Art helps him vent in a healthy manner

Good student, not great, but good

Wendy Testaburger

Honestly? She’s actually low key smart

She was probably third in her class

She’s very good in math and english

She probably takes all the super hard classes too to ‘challenge herself’

She probably invites all the girls (maybe Princess Kenny and Margerine/hj) over for study date sleepovers

They never end up studying

But it does make for a pretty good time

Shes a really good test taker, but she probably ends up being too hard on herself too

Stan probably (reluctantly) asks her for help a lot of the time too

Social studies is the thing she excels in the most

Especially women’s history

She’s probably in a lot of clubs too, like the community service clubs

Shes secretary of her class, methinks

(I think Tolkien would be president, Kyle would be VP, she would be secretary and Bebe would be treasurer)

Cartman ran but they found out he rigged the votes

She’s all for being just and fair, so this pissed her off to no end

She needs glasses, her eyesight worsened after middle school

So freshman year she got glasses

I can see her doing girls wrestling

Shes probably a somewhat sporty kid, not like Kyle sporty but sporty nonetheless

She’s kind of a geek too lol

I feel like her and Kyle and Bebe are actually pretty good friends

They play chess together lol

Shes actually really sweet to like, new kids and such-probably shows them around

She gets some muscle after wrestling for so long

She also probably does track and field

I can see her being really good in long jumping

She kinda sucks at science though

She takes French

She graduates with a 3.85/3.95 GPA

Probably leaning towards the latter number

She probably goes to the west coast as well, probably somewhere in Nevada or California as well

She does pretty well, she goes to a really good school and probably majors in History and minors in English

I can see her being an English:History teacher

Probably for younger kids though

She stays on Twitch with Bebe and Heidi for hours istg

Shes so sweet, i love wendy tbh

Bebe Stevens

I know her mom is like the dumb blonde stereotype, but I feel like Bebe would be somewhat smart

She’s probably not top of her class but that’s not to say she’s not smart

She honestly is probably in the top 10% of her class

Her and Wendy and Kyle probably do study sessions together

She’s really competitive, so she kinda gets mad if Wendy gets a better score than her lol

Shes really artsy

Took AP art

Shes probably in AP Social Studies and honors English as well

Shes fine with reading, she doesn’t like it, but she’ll do it

Shes really good at math tho

Shes not so good at science, similarly to Wendy

So usually Kyle takes the lead on science during study sessions

She’s that one kid to be like ‘tall the substitute teacher is so hot!’ unironically

Shes hella hood at sewing

She’s probably gonna end up going into fashion tbh

She’s oddly good with money

Treasurer of her class

She probably helps organize prom and homecoming and stuff

Doesn’t date, she crushes around though, but she never actually asked anyone out

She’s really intense ngl, she probably taught Wendy how to fight

She’s on the cheer team

She isn’t a prick though, she’s probably one of the most bubbly cheerleaders out there tbh

Shes also in art club

Maybe does theater too?

She’s in band and choir, she actually has a really lovely voice

She can play flute really well too

Shes pretty smart, solid 3.7/3.8 GPA

Graduates and goes to a New England school, like in New York or Connecticut

She majors in Fashion Design and minors in Art

Heidi Turner

She’s not the brightest

Not to say she isn’t smart, she just isn’t very academically inclined

She probably takes a lot of the mythology classes and such

Shes really into star signs and crystals

Her and Craig started a ‘Space Club’ and actually got a few members to join

She kicked Eric out tho

She’s hella hood at Math and English

The rest is history

Sges probably grown a lot since the whole ‘Cartwoman’ incident

And she’s a lot kinder to people now

She’s weird, but a good kind of weird

She gives away crystals as a gift a lot to new freshman

Shes in the choir!!

She actually has a really amazing voice, she’s been doing choir for years

Shes that one senior that all the freshman flock to because she’s the kindest

She stands up for them where they’re being bullied too, tells them to be wary of Cartman

Shes hella short (4’11’’)

So she often gets picked on like ‘aw, someone went into the wrong building!’ or something stupid like that

She’s so sweet though, she’s that one friend who offers to help you with your homework and then just gives you all the answers

She graduates with maybe a 3.6 GPA or so

She probably stays local tbh, for college

Either that or she would go down to New York or smth

Probably gets into a decent school and majors in music

Wait no, she majors in psychology and minors in music

She becomes an art and music therapist, she loves helping people out

i love heidi 🤭

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[nctangelz]

SOOYOUNG is a member of the co-ed k-pop group, NCT. SOOYOUNG made her NCT debut with the 2016 hit, ‘CHEWING GUM’ with NCT DREAM. SOOYOUNG later made her NCT U debut in 2018 in ‘GO’, as well as debuting as a member in the nct female subunit, NCT ANGELZ.

⋆ 𐙚 ₊ ˚ 𓆩 basics 𓆪

stage name :: SOOYOUNG

birth name :: park sooyoung

birth date :: july 31st, 2001

place of birth :: daegu, south korea

languages :: korean, english, chinese

⋆ 𐙚 ₊ ˚ 𓆩 physical 𓆪

height :: 157 cm ( 5’2 )

face claim :: sumin

vocal / dance claim :: sumin

⋆ 𐙚 ₊ ˚ 𓆩 career 𓆪

company :: sm entertainment ( 2013 — present )

occupation :: VOCALIST + DANCER OF NCT. SOLOIST.

MEMBER OF NCT DREAM, NCT U, NCT ANGELZ

⋆ 𐙚 ₊ ˚ 𓆩 facts 𓆪

sooyoung has an older brother, doojung ( 1998 ) and younger sister, hayoung ( 2003 ). doojung and sooyoung grew up surrounded by music, and always were the ones to give all of their relatives performances during the holidays. doojung passed away in 2014.

she took dance lessons every since she could walk - and while she explored many styles, ballet was her favorite. sooyoung just started pointe before she joined sm - and unfortunately wasn’t able to take lessons anymore. once sooyoung was able to have more time on her hands as an idol, she started taking ballet classes again, and she is back on pointe! she loves it sm <3

sooyoung has many many nicknames, almost no one ever just calls her sooyoung. soosoo, sooyoungie, squish (smth dream came up with idk…), sunshine, sasha (we’re blaming johnny), meowscles, buff bunny….that’s just to name a few…..

sooyoung and leia live together! they lived together since 2022, and share a two bedroom apartment, which is in the same building as dream’s apartment! their apartment is super organized and cozy, it’s a popular hang out place for nct! the girls love having people over and introducing each other to their own personal friends! but they can read each other so well, which is what makes them such great roomies! they always know when one is just off, and they always cure each other with lots of snacks and sweets, movies, pajamas and skincare <3

sooyoung is the most sentimental member in nct, she will always shed some tears whenever anniversaries and birthdays come up, and all it takes for her to cry during a special song is one look at all of her boys, and she’s a goner :(

sooyoung made her solo debut on july 5th, 2022, with the EP, LOVE, SHH!

#nct added member #nct addition #nct extra member #nct female addition #nct female subunit #nct female oc #nct female member #nct female unit #kpop oc #nct 24th member #nct dream 8th member #nct oc #nct dream added member #nct dream female addition #nct dream addition #nct dream female member #nct dream oc #nct dream fluff

[vampireteef666]

MY INTRO ‼️

🩸 basic stuff ,,

cw 4 blog :: sh ,, ed ,, gore

hii :: ive been on shedblr / twt for a few months now , this is js a new acc !

call me :: Bones / Zombie :3

age :: 3teen

bday :: 25jan

shedtwt :: b0nesz666

discord [ bmf !! ] :: zombieflesh69

shblr :: styros ,, sum beanz [ trying 2 get clean ]

🩸 edblr stats ,,

height :: 5'5

bmi :: 18.7

sw :: 57kg

cw :: 51kg

ugw :: 41kg

🩸 interests ,,

special interests :: fight club ,, johnnie guilbert

movies and tv :: fight club ,, saltburn ,, south park ,, breaking bad ,, adventure time ,, yellowjackets ,, mid90s ,, hereditary ,, the hunger games

music :: soad ,, korn ,, fob ,, ptv ,, slipknot ,, lifelover ,, cannibal corpse ,, mayhem ,, fiona apple ,, radiohead ,, nirvana ,, mitski ,, p!atd ,, asking alexandria ,, mcr ,, etc etc

activities :: sleeping ,, learning electric guitar ,, reading

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[lovelyprincessn64]

🎄Jingle Bells Jingle Bells all I want for Christmas is you. 🎁 it is the special time of the year December a month of Christmas joy and happiness and this year I'm giving it to everyone special for everyone to enjoy🎁

Don't be shy and have a happy holidays of a lifetime:

1. 12 days of Christmas

2. Jingle the reindeer

3. Toy day

4. Hot cocoa hot tub

5. Christmas from Japan

6. Sexy Santa fan service

7. Too much eggnog

8. Any type of Christmas theme

9. Hot cocoa nights

10. Secret Santa

11. some cheese with that whine

12. Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

13. Horrific Xmas Tales

14. Icy nights

15. Snowball at Met Gala

16. Your ocs (Christmas theme)

17. Under the mistletoe

18. Home Alone

19. Christmas with Disney

20. Kiss at the fireplace

21. Mean one Grinch

22. Christmas with Disney

23. Jingle Bells

24. Eating at grillby's

25. Don't tell on me

26. Ice Zone

27. Mythical wishes

28. Sugar plum Clefairy

29. Handsome nutcrackers

30. Dark times in Midwinter

31. Ugly sweaters

32. Drunk like crazy

33. Minty fresh

34. Shopping like crazy

35. Troublesome toys

36. Psycho Happy Fella

37. White elephant gift Exchange

38. Grumpy bah humbug

39. Candle of Hope

40. Hanukkah

41. Zombie Santa (he's from Eddsworld zanta)

42. KFC rather than turkey

43. All I Want For Christmas

44. Naughty or nice

45. Winter vacation

46. Ice skating

47. Sugar coma

48. Bayonetta's birthday

49. Delicious cake rather than fruit cake

50. Christmas prompts

51. Time of the 90s

52. Isabel's birthday

53. Retro from the past

53. Holiday High Jinks

54. Pizza dinner

55. Kiss me at midnight

56. Time for a new year

57. South Park like crazy

58. Russia's too cold for me

59. Tea party at France

60. Joyful spirit

61. Wishing for a snow day

62. Fruit cakes

63. Ready for the new year

64. Yandere surprises

65. Overwatch winter event

66. Nightmare Before Christmas

67. Gothic styles

68. Christmas with NiGHTS

69. National cookie day

70. Beauty of a snow angel

71. Just a dream

72. Special Starbucks month

73. Dangerous frostbites

74. Nintendo prizes

75. Cabin Fever

76. Cutest gingerbread

77. Happy gift big smile

78. Jolly Sora

79. Christmas with Charlie Brown

80. Horror tales Christmas

81. Winter Legends

82. Milk and cookies

83. Whipping up with cream

84. Sonic Channel arts

85. Ben 10 anniversary

86. Snowball fights

87. Lovely Vintages

88. Winter Aesthetics or Christmas Aesthetics

89. Ed Edd and Eddy

90. Once Upon a December

91. Miracles in a best way

92. Baby don't go outside

93. Christmas wedding days

94. Baking cookies

95. Redraws gifts

96. Colors of Poinsettias

97. Frosty the Snowman

98. McDonald's special

99. Aurora lights

100. Made with love

101. Wishing on a shooting star

102. Together stargazing

103. Satire of gifts

104. Ice cream dreams

105. Run Over by a Reindeer

106. Licorice taste

107. Hanging by a candy cane

108. You don't seem marry

109. Frostbite heart attack

110. Smashmas

112. My lips turn blue when I'm with you

113. Holidays with Eddsworld

114. He enjoys the feast

115. A hole in my heart a rip in the face

116. You better watch out

117. Sing along

118. Desires of a heart

119. Stealing crayons

200. Evil Candy Bar

201. Dashing through the snow

203. If I was your vampire

204. Golden hours

205. Sneaking through the fridge

206. Choices of flavors

207. Chandelier woman

208. Present from Mario

209. Playing with Game Boy

210. Decoration fun time

211. Toy store Mayhem

212. Countdown to end

213. Exotic joys

214. Dead on silver platter

215. Bacon for breakfast

216. Frozen

217. Served cold

218. Lilith and snowy

219. Coca-Cola season

220. Ornament creations

221. Animal Crossing

222. DIY times

223. Cartoon times

224. Thinking fruity

225. Wine and dine

226. Horror mix

227. Cheap chills

228. Party at Club Penguin

229. December birthdays

230. Nostalgia from the past

230. Gaming through the 90s

231. Time with coffee house

232. Makeup for a lame Christmas

233. Last Christmas

234. This year I'm giving it someone special

235. Daily activities

236. Holidays with Pokémon

237. True love gave to me

238. Making Reindeer nip

239. Got bloody

240. Dead by Christmas

241. Christmas or Halloween

242. Drink of ice coffee

243. Cookies on the Run

244. Mickey's Christmas Carol

245. Sing me a story

246. kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii

247. Woman you are a lump of coal

248. Boy to the world

249. Building gingerbreads

250. Waking within morning

251. Wonders of life

252. Fruit cakes

253. Lollipop crazy

254. Don't hike in snow

255. Frostbites

256. Sing of carols

257. Isabel's birthday

258. Holiday Bashs

259. Revenge of the snow plow

300. Colors of snow cones

301. Coffee & Mints

302. SpongeBob Christmas specials

303. Nezuko's birthday

304. For my Nezuko

303. Villain Hawks

304. Hawks's birthday

305. My favorite food is chicken

306. Hawks wearing US military uniform

Note: please read the rules before requesting also if you prefer Halloween or Thanksgiving feel free to go these events also have a merry Christmas

#artists on tumblr #reblog the shit out of this #christmas time #art prompts #taking requests #holidays #art blog #toycore #winter aesthetics #gingerbread #ask anything #ask away! #winter wonderland #mistletoe #animal crossing new horizons #eddsworld #randomness #special interest #taking suggestions #disney animation #nostalgia #yandere love #hanukkah #christmas morning #holiday gifts #gifts #let it snow #horror elements #special event #national cookie day

[wan975]

Haven’t done Francis in a hot minute

#south park #Francis #sp francis #south park special ed

[apparitionism]

Appreciation 7

Day seven, with the prompt “Free Choice”: I know that’s intended to mean “do whatever you want,” but to me it seemed a prompt in itself—one that screams religion. Because do we have free choice? The doctrine of predestination suggests that in terms of salvation, God chooses, by eternal decree. It’s not determinism, exactly, and it doesn’t preclude the existence of free will, but given that “destined” is frequently invoked in a Bering-and-Wells context... it was something I wanted to think about. Having said that, I wish I’d had a month to work on this piece alone, because it, like yesterday’s, doesn’t quite do what I wanted... I’ll try to take some time to make it more right for posting to AO3 at some future time.

This last piece is mostly just more talking. Honestly, that’s what I appreciate the most about the gifts Joanne and Jaime have given us: that I can still hear, and still want to hear, them talking to each other. Those chiming voices. The six days of prior talking: “Architecture,” “Bridge,” “Worry,” “House,” “Voice,” and “Scale.”

Appreciate

James L. Kugel, How to Read the Bible: A Guide to Scripture, Then and Now. 2007. New York: Free Press, 2008.

  One might at this point take a step backward and consider how the Bible is telling its story. Clearly, this account of Moses and the burning bush is not what we have seen numerous times in the book of Genesis. . . . If the whole point were simply to evoke the standard theme of a prophet’s initial refusal of his mission, then this text could simply have said, “God told Moses to go to Egypt. Moses wept and pleaded and said ‘Send someone else,’ but God insisted and said, ‘No, but I will send you,’ and so Moses went.” Instead, the narrative is apparently interested in taking its time and telling a more complicated story, inviting us, as it were, to participate in it and appreciate the full weight of this moment. But why? Or, to ask the modern scholar’s question: Who is writing this, and for what purpose? Does the text say what it says because, at this stage of things, telling a story is no longer a matter of relating ‘just the facts, ma’am’? Or was there something special, something particularly deserving of weight, in this particular moment of the story?

Flannery O’Connor. “The King of the Birds.” 1961. Mystery and Manners: Occasional Prose. Sel. and ed. Sally and Robert Fitzgerald. New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux. 1969. 3–21.

  Many people, I have found, are congenitally unable to appreciate the sight of a peacock. Once or twice I have been asked what the peacock is “good for”—a question which gets no answer from me because it deserves none.

****

“We were not destined to meet!” Myka whirls around and shouts. “At gunpoint or at all!”

“It was rhetorical!” Helena protests in return.

They are in the deserted parking lot of the oldest Presbyterian church in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, standing in its gravel, facing off across the hood of the car they should be in, in and on their way home to Univille.

****

From the start, it had been a strange day. It was strange enough for the Warehouse to allow a day of rest. Stranger still for it to be a Sunday.

Strangest of all: Helena wanted to go to church.

Well, no. That last wasn’t in fact as strange as all that, for Helena had been working through thought traditions that she believed would help her build a true bridge between past and present, swooping through literature and philosophy and science, and lately it had been religion. But Myka had thought all of this was happening at an intellectual remove.

But today Helens wanted to go to church. And not just any church: she wanted to go to a particular Presbyterian church in Sioux Falls, because the topic on which its pastor was going to preach had been advertised online: “What Good Would a Time Machine Do?”

When Myka heard that, she’d thought she understood: Helena wanted something to get angry about. She expected them to drive to Sioux Falls, to sit through the sermon, and then to drive home while Helena explained every point on which the pastor had been sorely and sadly and severely wrong, both philosophically and doctrinally.

It was recreational for her. And while Myka thought it was a little questionable to use a house of worship in such a way—despite the fact that she herself had no real feelings about such houses one way or the other—she could see no real harm in indulging her.

****

During the sermon, however, it was Myka who found herself beginning to stew. Not at the pastor and his words, but at those words’ effect on Helena.

He was speaking about being called. To be in particular circumstances, doing particular things. That a time machine wouldn’t, couldn’t, alter that call, because it was God’s decree.

Which: fine. He could believe that if he wanted to; it was all very Calvinist, but Myka didn’t like the idea of having decisions made for her. Of having no effect on any decisions, regardless of whether they were small, like about what to have for dinner, or large. Such as salvation. The very idea left her hopeless.

But Helena... she seemed to be settling into this message. She even nodded. Like she approved.

So Myka sat there and simmered.

****

After the service, they’d gone to the car. The lot was busy, with the line of cars attempting to exit lengthy, so Myka waited. Too long, as it turned out.

“Are you... planning to start the engine?” Helena eventually asked.

Myka had known that keeping her mouth shut would have been the best course of action. But she felt a need to... to make sure her conscience was present. As some weight on her side of the scale of Helena’s thinking, however it was tilting. “Look,” she began, “I just have to say, I’m completely opposed to everything that happened in there.”

“Even the closing Hymn of Promise?” Helena asked. “The congregation’s noise may not have been musical, exactly, but they did seem joyful.”

Her making light of it did not sit well with Myka. “I’m sorry,” she said, “but I really think free will is important.”

Helena smiled. “Perhaps. But have you forgotten that we ourselves were destined? To meet at gunpoint. Don’t you remember?”

The continued lightness, and lightness about that, was too much. Myka got out of the car and slammed her door.

She’d intended to just breathe for a minute, leaning against the car, just breathe and put her thoughts back in her head, elevate her upset to an intellectual issue—something that had nothing to do with door-slamming—and set it aside, so she could get back in the car and they could go home.

But then she heard Helena get out of the car too, and there was something about not being left alone that made Myka turn around and yell.

Which in turn had made Helena protest—not like she was shocked, but like she’d been prepping.

Now Myka snorts, “Rhetorical? I don’t think it was. Not just now, and not before. I think you believe it.”

Helena says, with an air of what seems suspiciously like intellectual superiority, “And yet can you imagine, given the contortions of time, that some call was not issued? That some hand did not intervene?”

“Free will,” Myka asserts again, because it’s all she has, “is important.”

“The ink, however,” Helena says with a shrug.

“Pocketwatch,” Myka throws at her, across the car-width. “Astrolabe.”

“Point taken.”

“And even if none of that, it’s still not pre-inked. You could’ve shot me; I could’ve just said no. At any point.”

“Could you?” Helena asks, a little suggestive, hinting at what she knows about how fervently Myka has said yes.

“Yes,” Myka says, and she says that as a satire of the fervency Helena’s implying. Because she’s sure on the point. “I would have had to override my body, but yes.”

“So why didn’t you?” Helena presses.

“I did.”

“What?”

It’s gratifying, in its way, to know that she can still surprise Helena, that Helena hasn’t thought entirely through everything Myka might say and composed an infuriatingly calm response. “In Boone,” Myka tells her. “Every bit of my body said ‘Take her from here!’ But I didn’t. I chose not to. Chose.”

“But how do you know your making of that ‘choice’”—Myka hears the quotes—“was not destined as well?”

“Is that the sort of ‘destiny’ you want to believe in?” Myka counters, trying to ensure that her own quotes are audible.

Helena’s quick-darkening expression makes Myka glad they’re separated by the car as she says, “I don’t know how to answer that without violence.”

“Me either,” Myka says. Her expression is probably just as dark.

Separated by the car, but their breath is strong at each other. It’s always fraught when Boone comes up, and always more so when Myka imagines other outcomes, particularly those in which she might have made that violent choice of her own. She knows—knows—it could have been different.

But would they be here now if it had been?

There’s no way to know.

Because they were never destined to meet. At gunpoint or at all.

They did meet. And they both chose to do what they did in response to that meeting.

Myka has to believe this, and not some other cosmology, or she fears she would drive herself insane. “Go back, go forward,” she says, “everything could have been different. Everything could still be different, but here we are, because of choices.”

“What if it’s a comfort to me to believe there was nothing I could have done?” Helena demands, and from the snap of it, Myka knows she’s talking about Christina.

You don’t believe that, Myka wants to accuse. Your voice wouldn’t sound like that if you did. But she puts her accusation in the past tense: “You didn’t believe that. All you wanted to do was go back and change what you did. And if you couldn’t go back, then you were going to make absolutely certain no one else could go forward.”

Helena breathes as she did at Yellowstone, when she was ready to ensure that absolute certainty.

Myka plunges on, “What I believe is that you chose not to shoot me. And I believe that we both made choices after that, and all of those are what got us here.”

Now Helena looks at the ground beneath her—like she needs a reminder of where “here” is.

You set this in motion, Myka wants to accuse, but that would be entirely hypocritical. Instead, she says, “I chose you. I chose you. And if you don’t think you chose me—if you think you were forced into it—then I don’t know what we’re doing here.”

It’s too large a thing to have said, too big an escalation for a church parking lot in Sioux Falls, but it’s what Myka believes, and if something terrible happens because of it... well, she’s the one who chose to say it.

Helena looks at the ground again. Or is she bowing her head? When she looks up, she says, “What we’re doing here: we are getting in the car and we are driving back to Univille. We are doing that together. And I believe we do not have to reach an agreement about how this circumstance came to be in order to appreciate that it should continue.”

It is a very roundabout, yet remarkably calm, way of saying We should not break up because of a fight about free will versus determinism.

“I guess if I chose you, I chose this too,” Myka says. She wants to be able to laugh—she can’t quite, but she’s surprisingly close.

Helena opens the car door. She begins to get in, but her lips are moving. Myka doesn’t know if she’s meant to hear, but she does catch the words: “I believe you did.”

****

When they get home, Pete hollers, “You guys, it’s almost dinnertime! My worry-vibes were starting to kick in! Where were you?”

“We went to church,” Myka says. “And that’s all I’m saying about it.”

“That’s all I need to hear about it,” Claudia says. “Better you than me. Thank god I’m not religious.”

Myka thinks about remarking. Decides against it.

Helena says to Claudia, “And yet the Warehouse is certainly religion-adjacent. ‘Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.’ Do you hear the resonance, Caretaker-in-Training?”

“Whatever. I’m fine with being glorified. That’s a good look for me.”

Helena begins to develop a very focused glare, which Myka is pretty sure presages a launch into something that’s going to resemble a sermon, and while it might be philosophically and religiously illuminating, there’s only so much Myka can take in one day, and she knows that Claudia can most likely take even less, mostly because she doesn’t have to take it. Helena isn’t going to take kindly to Myka telling her not to start, but—

“Hey, H.G., I bet you’re hungry,” Pete says, saving her. “And you’re lucky: it’s lasagna night!”

Helena directs an extremely knowing glance at Myka, then says, “Yes. I’m lucky.”

****

Late that night, when the lights are off and the world is still, Helena says into the dark, “The church.”

“Really?” Myka asks. Not that she thought they were through with it. But she hoped.

“Its architecture was appealing,” Helena says. “I hadn’t said that before, but I wanted to. That’s all.”

Whether that was indeed all of it, or if she’d backed off because of whatever she felt from Myka, didn’t matter. She was stopping. “Thank you,” Myka tells her.

Silence again. Then: “I lied,” Helena says.

“Of course.”

“Just one more thing.”

You can hear one more thing, Myka tells herself, then: No. Get this right. You get to hear one more thing. Whatever anybody believes, that’s a blessing. Aloud, she says, “Okay.” She says it quieter.

Helena waits a moment before she speaks, making Myka think she’s changing tack. In response to the quiet. “I don’t need to go back,” she says.

It could be about the church, but of course it’s about more. Helena never talks about one thing when she can talk about several.

“Then we’ll go forward,” Myka tells her.

END

Note:

In determining the things I would write for this week, I began to understand that one aspect of Bering and Wells that I find truly tragic is that it’s impossible, now, to write from a place of naïveté with regard to the show... everything always contains an awareness of the end. All of this renewal talk seems to be inspiring some with thoughts of a future—but it will never be the one so many of us felt, and even now still vestigially feel, was predestined. And yet here we are. Because of choices.

#bering and wells #Warehouse 13 #fanfic #Appreciation #Appreciate #I am exhausted #this has been quite a week #for lots of reasons #and I know this last thing isn't very culminatory #but it's an end of sorts #and who knows where we (or anyone) may go from here? #beringandwellsappreciationweek #day 7

[miaheartscove]

south park headcanons

random ❀ 4:57PM ❀ south park ❀ tw: mentions of sewer slide, major spoilers, slight nsfw, mentions of pedophillia/rxpe, mentions of ed ❀ teen au a/n: im so bored :P i have like 30 pending assignments lol

STAN MARSH

has average grades. b- minimum!

stan's a very jealous kid, kind-of. he has an "idc mindset," but sometimes when people close to him drift away, he really starts feeling anger and jealousy.

bisexual (HEAVILY IMPLIED!!)

can't handle the stress of pimple/acne, hence, a ton of acne scars on his face.

his voice cracks oftenly.

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

perfectionist. doesn't handle failure very well. doesn't handle disappointment well either.

closeted queer. (very heavily implied!!) kyle would always wonder why he never felt a spark with girls. they were cute and all but there was something about them that felt… off. not that there was a shortage of cute, pretty girls in his class, or even the whole school. eventually, he just searched it up online on a search engine and it gave him one answer : gay. it's also canon he's asexual !!

hates crying. thinks it makes him seem weak. (I READ THIS SOMEWHERE IDK WHERE THO)

bought spotify premium with his chores earnings.

kyle deeply cares about ike! they play video games together.

sarcasm is his language. will try to stretch out a sarcastic comment for as long as he can.

ERIC CARTMAN

does horribly in school. straight f's. but liane convinced the school board with her special tactics to let him stay in school.

moans in class.

has a narcissistic disorder.

somehow knows how to doxx. eric usually doxxs people when he loses an arguement.

knows how to speak german. (iykyk)

KENNY MCCORMICK

gapped teeth + missing tooth.

gives himself piercings! whether it be on his ears, face, or even down there... (actually got an infection when he did his penis piercing 🙁)

omnisexual (pref for women).

decent temper control!

kenny will help his friends with whatever they need!

he's funny when he can be, serious when he needs to be. a good listener too!

has ptsd from all the deaths he suffered. sometimes dreams about them. (semi-canon)

BUTTERS STOTCH

obviously a very bad relationship with his parents. so distant and unsupportive. butters sometimes believes they'd be better off without him, but doesn't want to die.

attachment issues.

sees mr. mackey as a father figure. butters goes to his office very oftenly.

has the most intense, violent, and fucked up intrusive thoughts..

really liked the whole marjorine thing and sometimes goes out with the girls in disguise.

plays roblox tycoons.

butters has a nintendo switch lite!! he plays animal crossing and his island is so cute and nicely decorated<3

panromantic, he/she.

CRAIG TUCKER

autistic. probably one of the most popular craig hcs out there.

craig's adopted. his parents thought they couln't have kids but then had tricia a few years later. (AGAIN IDK WHERE I READ THIS :(( )

has braces. another really popular craig hc.

peruvian. ANOTHER REALLY POPULAR CRAIG HC. cuz think abt it, how did he appear of a peruvian wall that peruvian people drew if he isn't peruvian. 🤔🤔

pulls on the strings of his hat when he's in distress.

CLYDE DONOVAN

he's queer except idk how to prove it...

clyde has a really bad relationship with his father. his father holds a huge grudge against him for killing his wife.

he's the real homie that kisses his homies goodnight 💋

developed bulimia (an eating disorder where one forces themself to vomit) when he was in middle school. poor bb became really self-concious though made it seem like people's comments didn't get to him. often didn't eat much, when he did eat, he'd just throw it all up.

has trouble expressing his emotions, or thoughts in general.

TOLKIEN BLACK

his parents are pretty religous, feeding tolkien a lot of their religous beliefs, or how their god blessed them with wealth and whatnot. (leaving this open, idk much abt religion so hc whichever religion ^^)

feels pressure to be the best, both academically and physically. he joined the football team and the debate club at school, always turns in his work, and even completes any extra work even if he doesn't need it.

likes buying all of his friends expensive gifts. his parents always wonder why he's wasted his weekly allowence in one afternoon. (bonus: his love language is giving gifts&lt;;3)

contrary to belief, tolkien isn't good at comforting. sure he has a way with words, but doesn't know how to handle with other people crying and freaking out. he just kind-of pats their back.

enjoys oldies<3 like frank sintra, perry como, bobby darin, etc ...

TWEEK TWEAK

thinks his whole life is a joke. (it kind-of is. his parents thought it would be funny to name him tweek.)

crusty lips.. also bites his lip a lot which causes a bunch of lip blisters.

loves iceberg videos. but creeps himself out with them.

cat person, but his parents don't let him get one.

tweek has a pretty diverse music taste and owns various t-shirts of his favorite bands.

his hands are always cold.

tweek has the darkest eyebags ever.

is scattered with freckles: nose, back, shoulders, everywhere.

JIMMY VALMER

unironically makes dad jokes.

heteroflexible, he/him.

unirronically, jimmy's favorite movie is the bee move.

owns a weiner dog!

voice cracked every 2 seconds during puberty.

has pulled lots of all nighters due to his god-awful writers block for his comdey routines.

WENDY TESTABURGER

bicurious + genderfluid, she/he. wendy thinks her friends are really pretty and finds herself questioning if she likes or like-likes them. she's also scared to come out.

mole under her right eye.

has a white cat!!

wendy has rather slender fingers, perhaps the influence of playing the piano.

president of the debate club!

BEBE STEVENS

slut shames girl when she loses an arguement/when she's jealous. (ALSO READ THIS SOMEWHERE DK WHERE)

101% pinterest girl. has the most organized page ever.

loves wearing skirts!! standing at 5'7", bebe has pretty long legs, which she loves to show off!

used to wear her mom's heels a lot as a little girl. now, she's a whole professional at walking in heels! probably could run in them too!!

hoop earrings are her fav!

bebe is photogenic af, and she knows it!!

SHELLEY MARSH

true crime lover<3

unhealthy attachment issues + daddy issues + anger issues.

shelley gets really jealous of stan because of all the attention he gets from their parents and takes it out on him.

MIXED HEADCANONS

kenny shares his playboy magazines with clyde.

shelley and kevin are dating! bonus: shelley gives karen all of her old barbies to her. it makes her so happy to the point karen nearly cries.

wendy and bebe have kissed once for the fun of it.

eric forces the boys play among us with him.

kenny has really greasy hair. butters oftenly invites kenny over to his house to take a shower and sleep comfortably for at least one night.

kenny is the only person butters told about his uncle, who rxped him. that night, butters cried so much.

tweek and craig love playing minecraft together<3

clyde invites himself over to craig's/tolkien/jimmy's house oftenly. he's scared of tweek's parents so he avoids going to his house at all costs. ALSO WALKED IN ON CRAIG AND TWEEK MAKING OUT..

cartman calls craig "metal mouth" as an insult. eventually became a nickname for craig.

kenny has no idea butters is marjorine. he has the biggest puppy crush on her bro.

bebe and clyde have an off-and-on relationship. whenever bebe needs new shoes, she comes back to clyde, knowing he'll glady accept her with open arms, then gets dumped a week later.

(in reference to tolkien's 2nd hc) tolkien feels as though craig, tweek, clyde, and jimmy are the only people who he can be himself with. he's very carefree with them ^^

tolkien accidently crashed craig's car once.

the strain of sharon and randy's divorce makes stan go into another deep depression, where he picked up his drinking habit again. he hates siding on their custody so he stays at kyle's house sometimes.

(in reference to bebe's 6th hc) clyde has taken a ton of pictures of bebe, and in each and every one of them, she looks absolutely stunning.

#south park #sp fandom #sp #sp headcanons #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski #south park au #south park fandom #stan marsh #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #craig tucker #tweek tweak #clyde donovan #tolkien black #jimmy valmer #wendy testaburger #bebe stevens #shelley marsh #shelly marsh

[rosebushstuff]

Your honor, the South Park Special ed comic studio rebranded (kinda)

Check it out here →

#south park #sp nathan #sp jimmy #timmy burch #jimmy valmer #sp francis #sp mimsy #comic studio

[swagship-sideblog]

Pinned! Read for info!!

pro-fiction pro-whatever lolicon cartoon fan. dont like - dont look

[art tag]

The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

#proship please interact #profic

[butchcaseyjones]

intro post!

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hi, i’m cadence! i’m a nonbinary butch lesbian, and i use they/them. i am neurodiverse, and i post/reblog a lot about my hyperfixations. my url used to be ruecrown - no longer.

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my special interests are psychology, teenage mutant ninja turtles, and community (2009). this blog contains content about the following fandoms:

-good omens

-the owl house

-inside job

-young royals

-riverdale

-amphibia

-ride the cyclone

-teenage mutant ninja turtles

-the secret history

-community

-mythic quest

-heartstopper

-stranger things

-bears in trees

-taylor swift

-homestuck

-ted lasso

-grishaverse

-nevermoor: the trials of morrigan crow

-south park

-the umbrella academy

-boygenius

-yellowjackets

-lockwood and co

-arc of a scythe

-witch hat atelier

-witchlings

-only murders in the building

-this is how you lose the time war

-neil gaiman

-our flag means death

-what we do in the shadows

-ninth house

-percy jackson and the olympians

-lisa frankenstein

-the hunger games

-chappell roan

-mean girls

-derry girls

-bbc ghosts

-bottoms

-asoue/atwq

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i don’t trigger tag mentions of violence, nsfw, or substance use because most of the posts i reblog about it are lighthearted/joking. i do tag more serious stuff such as abuse, eds, and suicide. this post will not be tagged with those. however for some of my earlier posts (mostly about young royals), there is likely triggering content that i forgot to tag. so sorry about that!

my trigger tags look like this: #tw ed

i tag fandoms (#the owl house), and everything i reblog is tagged with #rb. my asks are tagged #askbox.

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dm me for more information!

i write fanfiction on occasion. my ao3 is as follows:

 https://archiveofourown.org/users/cadence_stan/works

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dni if you’re a bigot, terf, exclusionist (including exclusionary to xenos/neos), map, mra, or asshole. if you have opinions i disagree with i might block you. 

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thanks for reading! <3

#intro post

[coreymichaelsmithson]

I Gave My Heart To The Junkman

Yesterday I sold my best friend to a stranger for $315.

This was, of course, far less than what a 2005 Kia Sedona ought to fetch, even for scrap alone. There were certainly a lot of useful parts still tucked inside ... but beyond any question of material worth, the sentimental value was incalculable. After all, I had poured so many financial and emotional resources into this long-term relationship, and steadfastly made repairs whenever the need arose, and had shown more unflagging devotion to this soccer-mom minivan than I had for some of my boyfriends, jobs, teeth, and homes. She was my first car, and like any first love, a first car carries a special significance.

I bought my Pamela in March of 2017, springing her from a dusty little shitpot in Bonner Springs, Kansas. I paid $2300 in cash for her, and easily poured ten times that amount into repairs. In just under six years, I replaced her starter, radiator, alternator, thermostat (twice), drive shafts, brakes, catalytic converters, power steering pump, rear shocks, rack and pinion, tie rods, hub and bearing, window motor, door actuator, timing belt, alternator belt, EGR valve, purge solenoid, charcoal canister, air conditioning compressor, cooling fan, valve cover gasket, tensioner and idler pulleys, exhaust Y-valve, oxygen sensors, hood struts, coils, hoses, filters, batteries, rear window, and three camshaft position sensors. We broke down in Iowa, Colorado, Washington, and Florida. We blew tires in Wisconsin, Oklahoma, Minnesota, and Georgia. I got to know the various components of my vehicle, one by one, as they fell apart.

Last week, she failed to start. In and of itself, this wasn't anything new, as she had crapped out so often in the past. But this time felt different, somehow. There was something so final about this silence. I knew, in that moment, that Pamela just didn't want to go any further. She had gone far enough.

With a heavy heart, I made arrangements with the junkman to come cart her away. I took the next few days to clean her out, retrieving all the tools, camping gear, and souvenirs I had stashed in her crates and cargo areas. The last thing I removed was the bobbing statue of Hula Girl, which I had glued to the dashboard back in Missouri. Her nose had gotten chipped in Iowa, when a sudden crosswind thwacked my camera's lens cap across her face ... but her irrepressible smile and cheerful ALOHA had accompanied me for over 99,700 miles, and I couldn't bear to leave her behind. I did, however, tear off the last few shreds of her disintegrating grass skirt, which no longer afforded her any dignity.

I sat for a long while in the driver's seat, holding the wheel that had been in my hands for thousands of hours. Its foam grip had been shredded by the stress of too many white-knuckled rides, all those times when I prayed for us to make it through blinding downpours or snowstorms or terrifying deep country two-lanes or narrow construction zones.

Sitting there, like a kid playing vroom vroom in the family car, I recounted some of our many adventures aloud. "Remember driving down the Vegas Strip? That supercell catching up with us in Valentine? That sunset in the wind farm? Heading out to the Olympic Coast? Devil's Tower? Ed Gein's place? Tinkertown? Bonneville? Waco? That refinery by Dodge City? Sunrise at Monument Valley? That one flat we got in Viroqua, and the farmer helping us change it? Dawn at Cades Cove? Those little hilltop dairy farms in The Driftless? The Badlands? The rim of Bryce Canyon? The meadow in South Park? The pueblos at Bandelier? Finding the trail at Butler Wash? The caves of Maquoketa? Picking up that hitchhiker in Dinosaur? Taking the Mountain Loop Highway up to Big Four? Morning mist on Steamboat Slough? The salmon run at Granite Falls? Taking the Alaskan Way Viaduct? Running along the Skykomish? The vultures on 312? Shiloh? Hooking up with the guys at Magnetic Springs? Going up Mt. Baker?" This went on for ages. Each memory brought to mind another, and another, experiences strung in sequence like beads on a string, a rosary of perils and deeds. After about ten minutes, my soliloquy devolved into a précis ... all I had to do was murmur "Kitty Hawk" and we returned immediately to one of the worst nights in our history, when we had to drive 700 miles through a tornado outbreak with a busted alternator and half a dozen batteries, sometimes driving blind in the rain without headlights or windshield wipers. We had so many close calls in our time together, and our survival sometimes seemed miraculous.

Finally, words failed me, and I wept. I sat there, finding myself once again broke and broken, a few weeks shy of turning forty-nine, devastated at another huge loss, crying my eyes out because my car wouldn't start.

Pamela had listened to me laugh, scream, sing. She heard my deepest secrets, my most buried fears, all the things I will never share with another living soul. She held space, literally and figuratively, as I processed early traumas, the kinds of injuries that had to be coaxed out of my soul like splinters. She kept me company as I mourned lost friendships, raged at failed opportunities, exulted over spiritual and professional victories, learned the lyrics to dozens of showtunes, and sifted through the smoldering wreckage of too many love affairs. She saw me at my very best and my very worst.

We traveled from coast to coast, crossed the Mississippi dozens of times, explored every kind of terrain in the continental US. We'd chased after tornadoes in Nebraska, dodged hailstones the size of tangerines in Oklahoma, coasted into Death Valley with squealing brakes, gunned through the Cascades on bald tires. We'd raced across salt flats and skidded out on gravel roads and slid on ice and got stuck in the mud. We climbed narrow mountain roads, corkscrewing upwards like a buggy in a Disney darkride, and were rewarded near the summits by whispering aspen groves and skies the color of lead. We followed thunderheads across hundreds of miles of cornfields, doubled back to photograph collapsing barns, got lost and found and lost again. We nearly ran out of gas on a stretch of moonlit desert, and were almost forced off the road by a madman near Mexican Hat. We saw insect swarms, murmurations of starlings, clouds rising from firs, incandescent sunsets, fogbound highways at 4:am, hazy feedlots, mine shafts, floodwaters, dust devils, wildfires. She had given me a treasury of beauty.

Pamela drove me to jobs in corporate office demolition, sanitation, construction site cleanup, disaster services, aerospace manufacturing, warehouse fulfillment, toy merchandising, and food delivery. She waited in parking lots while I went skydiving and whitewater rafting and hiking, while I ate, slept, got laid, gathered sharks' teeth, watched lions mate, and raised a circus tent. She carried me to zoos, sex clubs, cemeteries, battlefields, dormant volcanoes, dams, lighthouses, shipwrecks, museums, rodeos, waterfalls, weird roadside attractions, a nude beach, a monastery, a cassowary ranch, and the homes of countless friends. We saw Monterrey, Santa Fe, Orlando, Tukwila, Minneapolis, Fort Sumner, Little Rock, Mukilteo, Pensacola, Oso, Tulsa, Jupiter, Oakland, Bellingham, Eureka Springs, St. Louis, Mosca, Wichita, Portland, Pahrump, Ocracoke, Waco, Memphis, Sarasota, Montgomery, Estes Park, Vernal, Coeur d'Alene, Peoria, Birmingham, Lumberton, Des Moines, Topeka, Darwin, Beaverton, Bemidji, Enid, Deadwood, Hot Springs, Cullman, Austin, Ocean Springs, Chattanooga, Carlinville, Abilene, Darrington, Nashville, Moab, Pagosa Springs, McEwen, and innumerable parks, farms, rivers, and valleys. She took me to Judy Garland's birthplace in Grand Rapids and my own origin point in Ellensburg. We killed a hare near Ogallala and drove below arches made of lightning. We endured for far too long the joyless mazes of suburbia. She brought me into and back out of my homeland. She was my home at times.

Yesterday, a tow truck showed up on Reef Drive, our residence for the last four years. Pamela was marooned just behind her usual spot, along a hedge at the front of the property, in the shade of a nearby palm. A flock of scarlet ibises used to roost on her roof, and a clowder of feral kittens sometimes took shelter beneath her when it rained. There was a big rectangle where the grass had long ago given up and stopped growing. All of this was about to change.

The junkman was a friendly, toothless old chap named Thomas, and he had been doing this job for decades. His skin had been leathered by the sun, his hair bleached into straw, and save for the ball cap and tee shirt he looked exactly like a Gold Rush prospector. On his flatbed slumped a '71 Ford Bronco which had clearly seen better days. In any other circumstances, I'd be delighted to photograph such a wreck ... its windows were blown out, most of its panels were rusted, and it had an appealing patina of green mold, the sort of picturesque decay that I've spent decades documenting. But now it all seemed just too sad for words ... two old vehicles, far past their prime, being taken out to pasture. I thought of how horses used to get shot if they couldn't be ridden anymore.

Thomas indicated that my car seemed to be in pretty salvageable shape, though, and that she was likely to undergo a refurb rather than being scrapped altogether. This gave me a ray of hope that perhaps Pamela might yet play a special role in somebody else's life, and that just because our road had come to an end did not mean she herself was destined for oblivion.

I told him a little about the vehicle he was buying, how famous she was, how there were loyal followers around the world who had been cheering her on for the past several years. "This isn't just a car," I said. "Pamela's been through a lot. She's special." I told him about the memoir I published last year, about how we had traveled together over the whole country and seen the most incredible sights. He nodded and smiled and feigned interest, as he pointed out the numerous papers for me to sign off on. Then he handed me a check, which seemed pitifully small in my hands, and he set about hooking my poor old hooptie onto the tow rig.

I'd witnessed this ritual so many times ... the slow humiliating whine as my baby got hoisted into position, the rattle of chains around her undercarriage, the sinking helpless feeling as the tow truck lurched forward. I had already seen her get pulled away when her radiator blew up in Boulder, when her starter crapped out in Bothell, when her fuel lines got clogged in St. Augustine. But this time was different. This time there would be no joyful reunion at the shop. I stood across the street, and the reality of the situation hit me full force. Pamela, the car who had transformed my entire life, who had freed me from a desperately unhappy stint in Kansas City, who had framed most of America in her windshield, was leaving me forever. In a few minutes, she would disappear, and that would be that.

It's different in the movies, when a love story wraps up. Your heroes ride off into the sunset together, and the music swells, and THE END appears in big fancy letters over the clouds. And as the credits roll and you stand and brush popcorn from your lap you enjoy a tidy sense of closure. There is a clear sense of something having been finished, of a narrative having reached its rightful conclusion. My last few minutes with this minivan, on the other hand, felt weirdly anticlimactic and unsatisfying. I caught a few seconds of video on my phone as the tow truck began its journey. Then I just stood in the middle of the road with my arms hanging limply at my sides and watched as the most meaningful possession of my life rolled away, growing smaller and smaller until she reached the end of the block. And then the tow truck rounded the corner, and left my view altogether, and my Pamela was finally gone.

"Goodbye, old girl," I said, wiping my eyes. "Goodbye." Then I went back to my studio, returned to my easel, picked up a brush, and began the search for a new frontier.

[expired-bat]

interests

bold means its a special interest atm and im in love w it :)

cartoons/tv

metal family

metalocalypse | nathan explosion

aqua teen hunger force

powerpuff girls

ed edd n eddy

codename kids next door

johnny bravo

invader zim

breaking bad / better call saul

south park

rottmnt / tmnt

batman / joker / dc comics

jersey shore

it’s always sunny in philadelphia

avatar the last airbender

anime/manga

osomatsu-san / ichimatsu 💜

komi can't communicate

aggretsuko

watamote

sound euphonium

my love story

oyasumi punpun

school babysitters

given

my hero academia

death note

a silent voice

erased

movies

the addams family

corpse bride

edward scissorhands

child’s play / chucky

the breakfast club

the batman (2022)

sweeny todd

games

minecraft

sims 4 / cc finds

mortal kombat / raiden

animal crossing / acnh

undertale / deltarune

music

slipknot / joey jordison / mick thomson (they get their own tag bc i luv them rip joey 🖤)

rob zombie / white zombie

gorillaz

the cure / robert smith

joy division

bauhaus

the sisters of mercy

nine inch nails / trent reznor

kittie

korn

jack off jill

bikini kill

cannibal corpse

murderdolls

tags

milo.txt

my art

my ocs | RABIES (mtl) | milo bat (mtl) | sayoko kuroki (ososan)

my writing

asks

references/tips/tutorials

stuff to save

outfit inspiration

main aesthetic tag

plushies

animals / ravens / bats

food

horoscope

music

#milo.txt

[ptbf2002]

My Top 13 Worst Episodes Of Good Cartoons

#13 Arnold Betrays Iggy (Hey, Arnold!)

#12 Tot Watchers (Tom And Jerry)

#11 Middle Engine (Thomas And Friends)

#10 Boys Of Bummer (The Simpsons)

#9 Arthur's Hit (Arthur)

#8 Dear John (The Looney Tunes Show)

#7 Life Of Brian (Family Guy)

#6 The Splinter (Spongebob Squarepants)

#5 Mickey's Big Break (Mickey Mouse Works)

#4 Stay Cool (Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil)

#3 Imposter's Home for Um... Make 'Em Up Pals (Foster's Home Imaginary Friends)

#2 He Loves Me Not (Pucca)

And Finally #1 No Such Luck (The Loud House)

Dishonorable Mentions: The Best Burger in the World (Regular Show), Smile for the Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy), Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius), You Have 0 Friends (South Park), Dexter vs. Santa's Claws (Dexter's Laboratory), A Matter of Life and BFF (Harvey Street Kids/Harvey Girls Forever!) A Very Special Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls), Election Day (Unikitty!) No (Mickey Mouse 2013), Phineas And Ferb Get Busted! (Phineas And Ferb), House Of Scrooge (House of Mouse), Kitty Cat Best Enemy (Magiki), The Worst (The Amazing World of Gumball), And It's A Wishful Life (The Fairly OddParents)

Original Template: https://www.deviantart.com/mranimatedtoon/art/Top-13-Worst-Episodes-of-Good-Cartoons-Blank-720595445

Hey Arnold! Belongs To Craig Bartlett, Hong Ying Animation Co., Ltd. Hung Long Animation Company, Saerom Animation, Inc. Wang Film Productions Co., Ltd. Toon-Us-In Animations, U.S. Animation, Games Animation, Inc. Snee-Oosh, Inc. Nickelodeon Animation Studios, Nickelodeon Productions, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons, Nickelodeon Group, Paramount Global Content Distribution, Paramount International Networks, Paramount Domestic Media Networks, Paramount Media Networks, Inc. Viacom International Inc. And Paramount Global

Tom and Jerry Belongs To William Hanna, Joseph Barbera, Wang Film Productions Co., Ltd. Fil-Cartoons, Mr. Big Cartoons, Bardel Entertainment, Inc. Baer Animation Company, CNK International, Seoul Movie Co., Ltd. Toon City Animation Inc. Yearim Productions Co., Ltd. Hanho Heung-Up Co., Ltd. Rough Draft Korea Co. Ltd. Rough Draft Studios, Inc. Lotto Animation, Inc. Renegade Animation, PIP Animation Services Inc. Slap Happy Cartoons Inc. Digital eMation, Inc. Duncan Studio, Rembrandt Films, Sib Tower 12, Inc. MGM Animation/Visual Arts, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Cartoon Studio, Harman-Ising Productions, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, Inc. MGM Holdings, Inc. Amazon MGM Studios, Amazon.com, Inc. Turner Entertainment Company, Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, Inc. Warner Bros. Animation Inc. Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution Warner Bros. Television Studios, Warner Bros. Television Group, Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. WarnerMedia And Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc.

Thomas And Friends Belongs To Britt Allcroft, Clapham Junction, Clearwater Studios Battersea, Shepperton Studios, Nitrogen Studios Canada, Inc. Cinesite Vancouver, Cinesite, Arc Productions, Jam Filled Entertainment, Boat Rocker Media Inc. Clearwater Features, Britt Allcroft Ltd. Britt Allcroft (Thomas) Ltd. The Britt Allcroft Company PLC, Fuji Television Network, Inc. Gullane Entertainment PLC, HIT Entertainment Limited, Mattel Television, Mattel, Inc. ITV 1, ITV Studios Global Entertainment, ITV Studios Limited, ITV plc, Nick Jr. (British and Irish TV channel), Nickelodeon UK Ltd. Milkshake! Channel 5 (British TV channel), Channel 5 Broadcasting Limited, Paramount Networks UK & Australia, Paramount International Networks. Paramount Global, CBeebies, BBC Worldwide Ltd. BBC Studios Ltd. British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), ABC Kids, Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC), Connecticut Public Television, Connecticut Public Broadcasting, Inc. Universal Kids, NBCUniversal Media Group, NBCUniversal Media, LLC, Comcast Corporation, TVOKids, TVO, Family Jr. WildBrain Ltd. Knowledge Network, Knowledge Network Corporation, Treehouse TV, YTV Canada, Inc. Corus Entertainment Inc. WNET-TV Channel 13 New York, The WNET Group, PBS Kids, PBS Distribution, And Public Broadcasting Service (PBS)

The Simpsons Belongs To Matt Groening, Anivision, DR Movie, Film Roman, LLC Hanho Heung-Up Company, Klasky-Csupo, Inc. Rough Draft Korea Co., Ltd. Toon Boom Animation, Toonzone Entertainment, Wild Horse Animation Group, Gracie Films, 20th Television Animation, 20th Television, Disney Television Studios, Disney General Entertainment Content, Disney Entertainment, FOX Broadcasting Company, FOX Entertainment, FOX Corporation, And The Walt Disney Company

Arthur Belongs To Marc Brown, Kathy Waugh, Animation Services Hong Kong, Hero4Hire Creative, CINAR Productions Inc. CINAR Films Inc. CINAR Corporation, Cookie Jar Entertainment Inc. DHX Cookie Jar Inc. DHX Media, Ltd. WildBrain Ltd. 9 Story Entertainment Inc. 9 Story Media Group Inc. Oasis Animation inc. WGBH-TV Channel 2, WGBH Educational Foundation, PBS Kids, PBS Kids GO! PBS Distribution, And Public Broadcasting Service (PBS)

The Looney Tunes Show Belongs To Sam Register, Spike Brandt, Tony Cervone, Yearim Productions Co., Ltd. Toon City Animation Inc. Lotto Animation, Inc. Rough Draft Korea Co., Ltd. Crew 972 Ltd. Warner Bros. Animation Inc. Cartoon Network, The Cartoon Network, Inc. Warner Bros. Discovery Networks, Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution Warner Bros. Television Studios, Warner Bros. Television Group, Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. WarnerMedia, And Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc.

Family Guy Belongs To Seth MacFarlane, Film Roman, LLC CNK International, Grimsaem Animation Co. Ltd., Seoul, Korea, Sunwoo Entertainment, Co., Ltd. Rough Draft Studios, Inc. Yeson Entertainment, Yearim Productions Co., Ltd Fuzzy Door Productions, 20th Television Animation, 20th Television, Disney Television Studios, Disney General Entertainment Content, Disney Entertainment, FOX Broadcasting Company, FOX Entertainment, FOX Corporation, And The Walt Disney Company

SpongeBob SquarePants Belongs To Stephen Hillenburg, Rough Draft Studios, Inc. Carbunkle Cartoons, SEK Animation Studio, Wang Film Productions Co., Ltd. Rough Draft Korea Co., Ltd. United Plankton Pictures Inc. Joe Murray Productions Inc. Nickelodeon Animation Studios, Nickelodeon Productions, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons, Nickelodeon Group, Paramount Global Content Distribution, Paramount International Networks, Paramount Domestic Media Networks, Paramount Media Networks, Inc. Viacom International Inc. And Paramount Global

Mickey Mouse Works Belongs To Walt Disney, Ub Iwerks, Roberts Gannaway, Toon City Animation, Inc. Top Peg Animation & Creative Studio, Inc. Walt Disney Feature Animation Florida Inc. Disney Animation Australia Pty. Ltd. Disney Animation Canada, Inc. Disney Animation Japan Inc. Wang Film Productions Co., Ltd. Disney Television Animation, ABC Kids (TV programming block), ABC, Toon Disney, Disney Channel, Disney Branded Television, Disney–ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution, Disney General Entertainment Content, Disney Media and Entertainment Distribution, Disney Entertainment, Disney Enterprises, Inc. And The Walt Disney Company

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil Belongs To Sandro Corsaro, Mercury Filmworks, Disney Television Animation, Disney Channel, Disney XD, Disney Branded Television, Disney–ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution, Disney General Entertainment Content, Disney Media and Entertainment Distribution, Disney Entertainment, Disney Enterprises, Inc. And The Walt Disney Company

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Belongs To Craig McCracken, Lauren Faust, Mike Moon, Boulder Media Limited, Cartoon Network Studios, Cartoon Network, The Cartoon Network, Inc. Warner Bros. Discovery Networks, Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution Warner Bros. Television Studios, Warner Bros. Television Group, Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. WarnerMedia, And Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc.

Pucca (TV Series) (2006-2008) Belongs To Boo Kyoung Kim, Calvin Kim, VOOZ Co., Ltd. Studio B Productions, Inc. DHX Media Vancouver, WildBrain Studios, DHX Media, Ltd. WildBrain Ltd. MBC TV (South Korean TV channel), Munhwa Broadcasting Corporation, Toon Disney, Jetix, Jetix Europe N.V. Disney Branded Television, Disney–ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution, Disney General Entertainment Content, Disney Media and Entertainment Distribution, Disney Entertainment, Disney Enterprises, Inc. And The Walt Disney Company

The Loud House Belongs To Chris Savino, Jam Filled Entertainment, Boat Rocker Media Inc. Nickelodeon Animation Studios, Nickelodeon Productions, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons, Nickelodeon Group, Paramount Global Content Distribution, Paramount International Networks, Paramount Domestic Media Networks, Paramount Media Networks, Inc. Viacom International Inc. And Paramount Global