#source: fairytail-incorrectquotes

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Roman: You’re starting to forget your Spanish. You don’t practice.

Logan: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Roman: You...just told me you’re pregnant...

Remus: Congratulations Logan! You’re glowing!

#source: fairytail incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #roman sanders #logan sanders #remus sanders #Roman’s fluency in Spanish goes underutilized in canon tbh

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: Akira and I have agreed never to go to bed while we’re still angry with each other.

Makoto: ... does that explain the dark circles under your eyes?

Ren: We’ve been awake since Friday.

Akechi: Well if someone would just admit to being WRONG-!

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Makoto Niijima #Queen (Persona) #Akira Kurusu #Ren Amamiya #Joker (Persona) #Joker (Persona 5) #Source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #cianthemighty #queued post

[incorrectacomafquotes]

Cassian: The recipe says to beat three eggs.

Azriel: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!

Cassian: Must be. Nesta banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

#cassian #azriel #acomaf #acotar #a court of mist and fury #a court of thorns and roses #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #acofas

[adrichatrash]

Chat Noir: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Mister Bug: I have a list. It’s alphabetized.

#miraculous ladybug #adrichat #or whatever ship name chat noir x mister bug has #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #ml incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #chat noir #mister bug #cat noir #adrien agreste #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes

[incorrecthlvraiquotes]

Bubby: I'm back on my bullshit.

Coomer: No. [Grabs Bubby’s hands]

Coomer: We’re back on our bullshit.

#hlvrai #half life but the ai is self aware #half life vr but the ai is self aware #wayneradiotv #incorrect quotes #incorrect hlvrai #incorrect hlvrai quotes #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #source: twitter #Bubby #dr bubby #coomer #dr coomer #harold coomer #hlvrai boomer #hlvrai cubby

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Percy: We're gonna need codenames.

Percy: I'm Vanilla Ice.

Percy to Annabeth: You're Daddy Issues.

Percy to Clarisse: You're Needs to Go To Therapy.

Percy to Grover: You're Too Pure For This World.

Percy to Luke: YOU'RE A BASTARD.

#source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #Percy Jackson #Annabeth Chase #Clarisse La Rue #Grover Underwood #Luke Castellan #the original trio #Percabeth #PJ #pjo #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect pj quotes #pj incorrect quotes

[catching-bananas]

Ash: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Eiji: I have a list. It’s alphabetized.

#banana fish #banana fish incorrect quotes #banana fish anime #ash x eiji #ash lynx #aslan callenreese #asheiji #eiji okumura #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes

[nervou5wr3ck]

Chat: This is... different

Faon: Oh, yeah, I did my hair an-

Chat: The parrot.

Faon: Oh. This guy. Yeah he’s pretty cool. Super smart too. Watch this. Who’s the best superhero in Paris?

Parrot: Faon Vert!

Faon: What about Ladybug?

Parrot: Ladybug is cool I guess.

Chat: That’s so petty. But he’s so cool. Who's a pretty little birdie?

Parrot: Chat Noir!

Faon: Oh no-

Chat: What?

Parrot: Chat Noir is a snack. Can't wait to be pinned down and fu-

Faon: I have a parrot up for adoption.

#incorrect miraculous quotes #miraculous ladybug oc #faon vert #chat noir #Source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #I read this and laughed my eyes out

[incorrectsssscomic]

Sigrun: What pleases you in bed?

Tuuri, asexual: Sleep.

#have I mentioned I headcanon tuuri ace #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #Stand Still Stay Silent #sssscomic #incorrect quotes #sigrun eide #tuuri hotakainen

[downohsoverybad]

George: I did something bad.

Dream: No worries. I have a shovel.

George: What do you think I did?

Dream: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know.

Sapnap: I did something bad.

Dream: Does it affect me?

Sapnap: No.

Dream: Then suffer in silence.

#Source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #georgenotfound #gnf #gogy #dream #sapnap #incorrect quotes

[punof-agun]

pepper: you've been ignoring all you problems.

tony: i know.

pepper: you know that's unhealthy, right?

tony: i'll be ignoring that too.

#mcu #marvel #tony stark #iron man #pepper potts #pepperony #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Roman: Virgil you love me a lot right?

Virgil: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I think you’ve done something and it has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

#source: fairytail incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #roman sanders #virgil sanders #prinxiety

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Eikichi: *trips*

Tatsuya: *catches him*

Tatsuya: You okay?

Eikichi: Make a wish Ta-chan. You just saw a falling star.

Tatsuya: *drops him*

#Persona #Persona 2 #Persona 2: Innocent Sin #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 2 #Incorrect P2 #Eikichi Mishina #Tatsuya Suou #Source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #cianthemighty #queued post

[theawkwardkids]

Virgil: It's been a tough year.

Roman: It's the first week of January.

Virgil: ...your point?

#source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #thomas sanders #sanders sides #incorrect quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #virgil sanders #roman sanders #prinxiety

[nonbinarysasukes]

Sasuke: *orders food fluently in Italian to impress Naruto on a date*

McDonald’s Employee: What?

#uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sasunaru #narusasu #narusasunaru #sasunarusasu #tani shitposts #source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #sns #sasuke

[incorrectfequotes-cianthemighty]

Felix: I think we may have a communication problem.

Sylvain: Oh, yeah?

Felix: Perhaps you can help me translate? How do I say "FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK" in crazy?

Sylvain: Don't worry about it. You're with me.

Felix: THAT'S KIND OF THE PROBLEM, SYLVAIN!

#Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Three Houses #Blue Lions House #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Fire Emblem #Incorrect FE #Incorrect Three Houses #Felix Hugo Fraldarius #Sylvain Jose Gautier #Source: fairytail-incorrectquotes #cianthemighty #queued post