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ask-the-royal-absol · 10 months

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Destino: Let's begin, peasants!

@ask-guardian-gallade

*Destino takes one look at Romeo and makes a disgusted face.*

Oh great. The walking stick over here decided to make an appearance. Your face reminds me of something. A Stunky's backside. Nobody wants to see it but it keep rearing it anyway. And you lost your arm too? How did that happen? Wait, let me guess. Your battling skills were so bad that you lost it to the first Pokémon you saw? I wouldn't be surprised if you lost it to a Sunkern. I've heard how pathetic they are. Perhaps you're a Sunkern in disguise, considering how weak you look. I could probably knock you over with a single breath. Snap you like a twig too. You should probably be more careful around other Pokémon. I wouldn't want you to loose your other arm because they gently bumped into you.

@spikyegg

*Destino laughs as soon as they see Derek.* You think that ensemble looks good on you? Haha! That's probably the funniest thing I've seen all day. You look like if a Trubbish decided to take a shit and proudly display it on themselves. And that head piece? That's probably the most flattering part about you. Then again, you're not anything special to look at. Main character? Of what novel? Because I doubt anyone would want to read a book with you as the protagonist. I think you probably misunderstood your role. You're one of those character who would appear for a second and get easily forgotten because of how little impact you more than likely have in this world.

@team-pokefriends

*Destino looks at Sophie, shit-eating grin on their face.* You know, I love it when other Pokémon create impossible dreams for themselves. Like you. Dreaming of being cool looking like that? How truly inspiring. The cape certainly doesn't help. Did you really think putting that ridiculous cloth on you would suddenly make everyone think you're cool? Perhaps you should change your dream to being the world's most deluded Slowking. At least that's achievable. And you're one of two leaders of a Pokémon team? However did your team mate allow that to happen? I mean, sorry to say this but it's clearly some elaborate prank they thought of to make you look stupid. I doubt I'd ever want you to lead a team if I made one. That's sending so many red flags. I'm surprised you haven't failed miserably yet.

@nobetternamethanthat2

*Looks towards Daniel, feigning surprise * Wow. I'm speechless. I truly am. I didn't think I'd find someone so ugly but here we are. I should give you a medal for going around looking like that. And the outfit too? Oh man, I feel sorry for anyone who decides to hang around with you. Then again, I imagine they're doing it for pity. And come on. At least style your hair a bit. Put a bit of effort into your appearance. I know not everyone can look as magnificent as me but at least try to have some dignity. I would offer to make you at least look somewhat decent but I doubt even my skills could help out in that department. How could you ever make yourself look presentable when each mirror you come across cracks at the sight of you?

@neverlandfaerai

*Destino looks at Agatha with a mock surprised face* The god of creation decided to make you look like that? I wouldn't be surprised if you were one of the idea they threw away and ended up accidently being created. I imagine they regretted that decision. I mean, who would even care for a decrepit creature like you? Do you even have any friends? Family? I highly doubt it. Why would anyone want to be around some washed up old crone? And please don't speak. It makes it much easier to maintain my illusions of your intelligence that way.

@ask-suicune

*Destino takes one glance at Zantzu and smugly smiles.* Well well well. If it isn't the water type who decided a scarf would be a good thing to wear. Perhaps you should get a bigger scarf to cover more of yourself up. And what is up with those ribbons? Born with ribbons coming out of your ass? Damn, I almost feel sorry about how ridiculous you look with those. And that hair. Purple. Did you dye it that colour to make yourself look a shred bit presentable? No? You were born with it? What a disaster for you. I'm surprised you wake up everyday telling yourself you look ok. Your scent is also incredibly interesting too. Did you attack a Stunky or did one just sneeze on you? I thought water types were supposed to be clean but the whiff I got of your stench makes me doubt what I've heard.

@askpokemoncrossover

Sai. You know, you amaze me. Being some mad scientist's fucked up creation must be so hard for you. That's not the case? How on earth would you explain your looks? I have the belief that every Pokémon can be strong. Looking at you though, I can see I was wrong. Those noodly arms would barely be able to get a single hit on an opponent. I guarantee that if I used my weakest attack on you, you'd flop to the ground in an instant.

And I doubt anyone would come running over to aid you. You look like the type of Pokémon not even a mother could love. Does anyone love you? If you said yes, that'd be the funniest thing I'd have heard in a long time.

@ask-lu-two-and-mew

Now, help me out Lucario because I'm really struggling to understand how you could ever think that face mask could work. That's natural? What an absolute shame that is. Perhaps you should cover up. At least then your friends wouldn't be embarrassed being around you. And a fighting type too? I thought fighting types were supposed to be these strong looking Pokémon that could hold their own against any opponent. I doubt you could even put a dent in a geodude. I imagine everyone else probably fights your battles as they would see how pathetic your attempt at fighting was and take pity on you.

Destino: Don't worry, I'll come at the rest of you later. I know you all crave my attention. I understand. Who wouldn't?

#destino's roasting session #destino you're gonna get your ass kicked with some of these #sorry no art #i did not anticipate how many of you would want to be roasted #gonna be honest i kinda felt overwhelmed by the amount of people wanting to be roasted lol #i know i said i would do art #sorry

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scriptedencryptid · 1 year

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Uhh?? Help wanted??

has anyone figured out how to translate Kerch text to English text yet? I know it’s based off of the Dutch language but I wanna know how write like how it is in show…

#Sorry no art #it’s coming soon #six of crows #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix

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mothytheghost · 8 months

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Tiny spoilers but not much

Made some Monophone4 Edits for IRR

Never thought I would actually enjoy this au

You can use these! Make sure to credit tho

Life, love, death

Connected by a thread

Become a blooming dread

Behold my garden

#inanimate insanity #irr #inanimateronpa rewind #au #edits #sorry no art #ill draw now #irr monophone4 #monophone4 #a #ii #ii mephone4

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koszmarnybudyn · 8 months

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Normal writes fanfic he has read at least one watersports.

Can you tell i've finally had time to listen to the episode.

Idk how they managed to make this 90% piss jokes.

Its not a bdsm podcast but it is a piss boy podcast.

I do NOT like hearing link, a teen piss, its so very uncomftrouble, i generally dont like gross out humor but still.

I enjoy everyones commitment to making their charakter the grossest, wierdest little freak.

Ocean of paper sounds like a saw trap.

I got to getting to see Darryl and im sad, I wanna cry T_T

Mr Kicks is such a baby trans name.

Wait since the teens and everyone else could sneak into heaven, Willy could presumably also do that, so it's not safe for d00d is it?

Scam likely is really a rumpelstilskin type guy.

I was disgusted by the piss and now im kinda sad cause of the cute scene and then im annoyed at scam

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #sorry no art #didnt have time to listen before

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justanechoflower · 10 months

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SF: Look at yourself, no, serious, just take a look.

You’re crying, you’re crying and you know it’s wrong.

Now wouldn’t it be better if you could just stop?

—Forever?

You trusted her. I told you you’d die by her hand, you’d suffer and you’d suffer and you’d suffer.

And yet you still didn’t listen to me, because you’re too scared of being alone to consider that maybe it’s for the best.

Im going to give you a tip while you’re getting strangled.

If you survive this, here’s what you’re going to do if you value your life so much…

KILL YOUR CHARA.

If you wish to cheat death, you must TEAR. HER. APART.

*Without using the knife, Chara kicks at you an pulls back in order to break free from the hold on their sweater.*

I do not wish to harm you either, but you should not interfere! You are not his legal guardian; It is only some desirable fantasy you chose in hope you could change him. Which have you seen any? What is your goal? There is no positive that overwhelms the negative in holding onto him. *Suddenly, Chara pauses, feeling something sharp pressed stuffly against their back.*

*Flowey shakily holds the end of a pointed vine there, ready to stab, although hesitating. Pressured by the determination of Chara's choice and the words of SF, he frightens into fighting back.*

We're both horrible creatures, Chara! So- so I won't hesitate either to turn on you if that's what you want. If you're going to kill me, I might as well give you a darn good reason! *Now is Flowey's perfect chance. Grauntie has Chara still and away from him so they can't attack, and all he has to do is stab forward and they'll be bleeding on the floor. Yet the vine stays there motionless for seconds, not making its act quite yet.* If I do this... You can come back, won't you? And you'll hate me even more. ..... No. No, ill-

*Miss*

*Flowey had dodged, burrowing back just in time in a jumpy manner. Chara is unharmed, but so is Flowey. His eyes narrow at Ruby in a defensive glare, but it’s clear the fear never dissipates.* Leave this between us! Go away!

*Pellets are shot at Chara from a distance, which Chara deflect with the knife in their other hand as they tug at Grauntie's hand on their sweater*

Finally, someone who understands. Offer me a hand.

Next ->

#undertale #flowey #chara #Ask chara #ask flowey #ask blog #Text #ask undertale #Sorry no art #These scenes always take me so long to make and I just give up because all the words I want to add will take too many panels #Or it'd be too cluttered #eandcheckmark #grauntiemotersblog

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estcaligo · 1 year

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Sebek’s actual groovy reveal

#🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐟🐊🐟🐊🐟🐊#sebek x salmon #sorry no art #horror survival with vr glasses fr

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kays-artstuff · 8 months

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No art post today, sorry.

I got sick and now need to catch up on some work, I'll try post smthn tmr tho o/

#sorry for the tags #sorry no art #I'll try be more consistent

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firefly-sky · 7 months

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fuck i missed stan’s bday

happy bday stan ur great

#sorry no art #i don’t know any of the characters bdays #besides butters and kenny and cartman and kyle #my bad #stan marsh

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artificialpomogranite · 10 months

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I think I like lunars new design, my lunar will still look the same but when I draw sams lunar they will have the new design. My lunar is like 17 or something, not a small child. I'm pretty sure cannon lunar is an adult.

#sun and moon show #sams lunar #artificialpomegranate rant #sorry no art

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the-cooler-sidestep · 10 months

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#sorry no art #the Depression came back #and its bad

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wheeliescoot · 11 months

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I’m so bad at keeping shit updated online jfshjcjsjsj…I make a lot but have a hard time posting what I’m working on or finish, especially daily prompt thingies. I wanted to do full serirei week !!! But I think I took on too much at once and burnt myself out quickly…something to think abt for next time :P

#rant #vent #sorry no art #just me talking #LMFAO #wheeliescoot

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ask-the-royal-absol · 1 year

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Gizmo: *sitting on a tree branch near Mistress Mirage* So correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you essentially just give Destino a forced version of Transform? I don't have that move, but isn't it just as easy as life shifting your mindset or something like that?

*The Zoroark turns towards you, unnerving smile stretching across her face.*

Mistress Mirage: Oh? Seems someone may not know some of the fundamental aspects of a Pokémon’s being. Funny. I suppose you would have had to study about the topic to know such details but I guess I can provide an explanation.

*Mistress Mirage shifts herself to make herself more comfortable leaning against the nearby tree. She begins to speak, gesturing to illustrate her points.*

Mistress Mirage: I have a question for you. Where do you think a Pokémon’s moves come from? How does a Pokémon actually use one of their moves? How are they able to learn new moves simply from levelling up? It’s not something many Pokémon talk about but there is an explanation.

Pokémon moves, their abilities, their aura, their Individual Values. Everything that makes up a Pokémon is contained in their core. What is a core, you may ask? A Pokémon core, while nobody has ever been able to actually see one, has been theorised to be a circular mass in the centre of a Pokémon’s being that contains a Pokémon’s power.

*she gestures towards the middle of her chest.*

Now, that core is releasing energy at every moment. Only a tiny bit but enough to create a small coating around your body. This is what you may refer to as aura. Every Pokémon has one and if you are able to control your aura, that just means you have some control over how much energy you can release from your core.

When a Pokémon uses a move, some of that core’s energy is released and focused onto a specific part. Take for example my shadow ball.

*The Zoroark creates a swirling ball filled with shadows in her hand, keeping it afloat.*

My core released some of its energy and contained it into this one ball. Now, this energy is gone from my core. A Pokémon’s core only contains a certain amount of energy for each move. As soon as the energy for that move has been drained, you’re unable to use it again until you have rested or been thoroughly healed. Pokémon tend to refer to this as PP, or Power Points.

*The ball dissipates with the flick of her hand.*

What I gave Destino is slightly different. I don’t know whether you heard me talking about aura abilities but they work similar to Pokémon moves, just on a great power level scale. When a Pokémon has great control over their core’s energy, or aura control, they have the power to unlock these innate abilities. I essentially amplified their core’s power by lending some of my core’s energy, giving them another temporary ability, this being the power of illusion since that’s what dark types have the ability to do.

I wonder if you understood any of that. You seem like the kind of Pokémon who may not get that high level of thinking.

Destino: I don’t know what you’re talking about but could you move it along? I don’t want to have to be stuck looking like this for more than I have to be.