#sorry but your a dumbass

[dickandballsdotgov]

I love you he/him lesbians

I love you she/her gays

I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio

I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis

I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present

I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"

I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight

I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces

I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends

I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)

I love you all aromantic/asexual people

I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all

I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"

#lgbtq #lesbian #gay #bisexual #trans #queer #nonbinary #mogai #aroace #aromantic #asexual #i love you all so much youre all amazing #sorry i saw a post with a lot of people saying “im gay/bi/trans and i dont like people flaunting their sexuality” and grrrrrrrr #its like bro we're on your team dumbass

[iverna]

trust him, he's a professional

#he's had far worse plans #and they worked too #don't have to be a genius when your opponent is an idiot #star wars crack #obi-wan kenobi #han solo #sorry anakin but it's true #you are a dumbass #going to the dark side did not help with that

[sentientsky]

breaking news: local divorced not-man is having a terrible fucking time

#I feel like I say this every time but sorry for the shitty pixelation — my dumbass forgot to change the canvas size and dpi #this isn’t all the way done (not to the point where I’d consider it finished) but I’m too tired to keep working on it #so here [chucks the .png through your window] #good omens #I fuckign hate drawing the folds in clothes oh my god why is it so harddddd #my art #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #Crowley fanart #good omens angst #gomens #gomens 2 #David tennant #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #final fifteen #art #fanart #gomens fanart #good omens 2 fanart

[seefasters]

my take on the steeplechase trio (and montrose’s mask variants)

#my art #taz #taz steeplechase #since beef is an arm wrestler im kinda entertained by the idea that he keeps it casual from the waist down #but all of his shirts are branded beef punchley shirts #i like to think that all of montrose’s clothes are slightly too big for him because he buys them himself #but doesn’t have the money/resources for a tailor #and he can’t go to dentonic bc his uniform is supposed to be something totally different #i kinda struggled with his mask #but i like the idea that it really is a human face but you can see the edges. the metallic parts of the mask. the little glitches #his skin color is always ever so slightly off #also griffin described his actual face as ‘plain’ so imagine he looks like just some guy. a little babyfaced #while his ‘neutral’ mask is just generically handsome #and i didnt draw that but i think it glitches out sometimes and his face goes all wonky #sorry griffin i took over your boy #emerich was probably the easiest to design he just sprung into my head fully formed #i don’t remember if the give-a-ghost projector is actually supposed to be on his arm #but it is now . #also i would like everyone to think about montrose talking about jesus in that dumbass clean job mask please. thank you

[casperghosty]

Great horny minds think alike

x x

#as soon as i saw Rhett say that i had to find the time Ryan did the same #i miss being obsessed with Ryan and Shane 😭😭 #unreal how much i love those middle aged men #sorry Ryan for calling you middle aged #but with your carrier i don't think youll live much longer than 60.... #dumbasses #i love them #link neal #rhett mclaughlin #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #gmm #gmm2453 #mystery files #rhink #shyan

[maxpaulll]

Tank/Darlin my BELOVED, put down the beer, I can smell it from here /j

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fanart #gotta cross post sorry folks #redacted darlin #redacted tank #i love them your honour #No one can stop me from turning Tank into the pack's cool older sibling(tm) #i don't care that David is the responsible pack leader #Tank is the one who goes behind David's back to help Asher with a dumbass stunt #“HOW ARE YOU 32 AND STILL PULLING PRANKS???” #“Easy... like this” *puts pie in his face* #anyways #they're a stinky beer drinker #and this was a warm-up sketch #Tankerus-Rex

[volitioncheck]

i think i wouldn’t hate disco elysium’s collage mode nearly as much if it weren’t for 1) the way that it was marketed in such a tasteless, soulless manner, let alone the fact that it was a last ditch distraction from a dead on its feet studio piloted by dumbass thieving execs and released on the day of the court declaration, and 2) those dumbass fucking stickers

like if it had been included with the base game from the start and had been titled something a bit more tasteful and in-line with how i would have liked the feature to be marketed as— something like “exploration mode”, something that perhaps could only be unlocked after completing the game for the first time, AND didn’t have those stupid as hell visually and tonally incongruent with the artstyle stickers, i would have applauded it as a nice little bonus for being able to study and appreciate the 3d models and environments for reference.

#it is just so bleak man. #i have no words left to say for the latest development at zaum studios so instead i will just remember how fucked up this was lol #those stickers are the same energy as that dumbass fucking christmas card they put on steam. #cutesy fanart is awesome and all but don’t muddy the tone of the actual source with it. why is that necessary. #for gods sake what happened to boundaries #again i probably would take a different tone to even the stickers if #it had been done under the original creators (which i don’t think it would have‚ which is my point‚ but say hypothetically it happened) #but with the circumstances the way they are it is impossible to not view it all as tainted with a veneer of absolute tastelessness #and a disrespect to the source material and a sorry attempt to appeal to the shallowest parts of ‘fandom’ #like you can add cartoony emoji faces and a sticker with harry and kim as cats. or their hands with the caption ‘best friends!!!’ (wtf lol) #and a frame with a bunch of pride flags being waved around (hard to articulate why i feel doubly annoyed of this one. #your corporate pride parade aesthetic is showing again. also it feels… lazy) #but you can never‚ ever erase the fact that you are parading around a stolen IP that you are entirely out of touch with #and one that you clearly have *no idea what to do with* #(something that we’ve all known for months with these hints but today has finally been basically confirmed as the sequel seems to be #officially cancelled with the last of the original writers’ crew being laid off) #how could you have known what to do with Elysium? how could you ever have? #hope you have fun with your stickers. rot #disco elysium #me talking

[derekstronk]

That post from the Tumblr CEO or whoever being like "(see! I gendered her right this time!)" like grow up. You really want a pat on the back now??

#sorry i feel like I'm phrasing this wrong it just rubs me so fucking bad when people are like #'see! i misgendered earlier but look at how good im doing now!! it makes up for it right?' like grow up #face your consequences you dumbass

[cxlandine]

kinda starting to feel like kittencone and kristen aren't going to make out? what's up with that???

#wdym not all problems are solved with girls kissing?? #but guys you don't get it she spilled salsa from her cowboy hat on her!!! #i know i should be happy with the toxic doomed goddess lesbians but i never thought i'd say this but they're too dramatic for me #i'm sorry you need to earn your melodrama by being a dumbass losergirl teenager first #kipperlilly copperkettle #kristen applebees #kipperbees #copperbees #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fantasy high

[puppyeared]

ive made myself more wet and pathetic

#new icon because im SUFFERING. im in HELL #its so bad. i had to sign out of discord so now im both lonely and stressed #because i KNOW im still gonna get dstracted. i just did making this URGH #how good are brains at working around things. i once set a 7AM alarm on my phone with snooze cause i was so sure my brain would #be too lazy and keep snoozing instead of actually turning it off. but nay it either kept sleeping through the alarms and snoozing #or actually managed to turn off the alarm half awake that i barely remembered it and then waking up late #i actually have a track record of climbing out of bed and turning my alarm off without remembering. which is impressive bc i have a loftbed #the other thing is setting fake deadlines so make myself panic into doing things ahead of time. but unfortunately that doesnt work either #because if theres one thing my brain will put all its energy into remembering its self assurance. meaning i WILL be able to remember #the real deadline even if i try to trick myself. cant ask someone to give me a fake deadline either #the only things keeping me going rn is that i have deadlines due at least 1 day between each other and excitement being able to talk with #crow after break. but you can see how well thats going <- ignores long term rewards in favor of short term pleasure #BTW CROW IF YOURE READING THIS IM SO SORRY TURNING OFF MY DISCORD WITH BARELY ANY EXPLANATION #im a huge fucking dumbass and i had barely enough impulse control not to block everyone in my dms because i realized that would send a real #really bad msg. youre not distracting me im distracting myself and i promise youre not annoying me i just really like talking to you and #thats why im just barely stopping myself from signing in. I WANT TO TALK TO U LOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM KICKING MYSELF FOR DOING IT #you can be a little mad at me btw cause i definitely could have done that better but i was all over the place abt how to do it without #making u think im ignoring you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY #yapping #doodles #puppysona #edit but last week i tried to schedule and give myself work periods and break periods using my class schedule #and reminders on my phone to tell me when to start and stop. can you guess what happened

[goldiipond]

yknow im not really religious but i will admit i do kinda hope some of you guys go to hell when you die

#skye's ramblings #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE DISAPPOINTED YOU DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY THROUGH A FUCKING SPN MEME?? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF??? #ARE THOSE DUMBASS WHITE GUYS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN GET YOU TO CARE ABOUT BROWN PEOPLE???? I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS #ahem. anyway good morning everyone some of you guys are fucking insane for real. sorry

[oh-warizoro]

Me, who needs to constantly make jokes about all the angst/drama scenes I write

vs my friend who takes it a step further every time

Translation (last text from) image 1: Now I can only imagine Luffy with a "Make me a son" sign

Image 2: "Zoro, make me a son" sign as an Ao3 comment

Definitely not from my zombie apocalypse series ⬇️

#If your friends aren't dumbasses then you're doing it wrong #zolu #I'M SORRY THIS IS SO STUPID BUT I'VE BEEN LAUGHING EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THIS AND I NEED TO SHARE #§fanfic #meme ish #Is this shameless fic promo? Idk anymore #§mine #zombie apocolypse au #I can't rn 😂😂😂 she's so stupid

[mothoscope]

I couldn't even begin to decipher this one for you guys sorry.

#this started as a joke with my friends to loosen up after I saw a badly drawn beavis and butthead drawing with velvet underground lyrics #but um that sure changed lol oops #sorry for making angsty artwork of your dumbass characters mike judge my bad ig #lyrics are from two jason molina songs shoutout to my friend for that #beavis and butthead #fanart #comics #moth art #my art

[homicidal-slvt]

Curtis: My wife and kid are dead.

Buddy: My wife, a bunch of kids and my friend are dead.

Glenn: My wife, family and friends are dead.

Dylan: My friend is dead.

I'm sensing a pattern....

#vee's dumbass jokes #this was funny to me sorry lol #resident evil villains and their origins man idk #“You don't understand!!!” actually they literally do bro. they've lost people too. i think you need to maybe NOT kill everyone. #but also I get it I'd honestly probably be a villain too. #but maybe don't zombify yourself or others for your 'cause' #resident evil #curtis miller #alexander kozachenko #glenn arias #dylan blake #resident evil degeneration #resident evil damnation #resident evil vendetta #resident evil death island

[cloudysarts]

it drives me insane that every issue in this show could be solved by the protags just FUCKING COMMUNICATING!!!!!!!! TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~i dont support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

unblurred version under the cut

pssst if youre reading this you should check out my hh/hb critical/general reblog blog over at @fizzbot ‼

#Helluva Boss #Helluva Boss Redesigns #Helluva Boss Critical #Blitzo #blitzø #Blitz #Stolas Goetia #Stolitz #I GUESS. i fucking hate canon stolas/stolitz fr #BLITKER SWEEP they shouldve been canon. fuck you stolas and your dumbass sex contract. i hope he explodes #manifesting they break up next ep 🙏 #i made blitz geen. cause hes from envy. in my heart #im not the first to have the 'imps colorcoded to their rings' idea but every other one ive seen #puts blitz in 'pride' ??? ive seen lust too whuch makes a little more sense #but like. his whole fucking arc is that hes a jealous bitch. also WHY IS GREED THE GREEN RING IN CANON? #my blitz is literally 'green with envy'. #anyway. sorry mutuals for posting another viv**ziepop show piece. it might happen again #im kind of super hyperfixated on '''fixing''' these series atm #Rainbow Dash #for the little horsey on his mirror :3c #oh i also gave blitz hair. controversial ik #i dont care that hes bald. its ugly and a stupid design chocie objectively

[askblueandviolet]

(my gmail is used but im on friend's account right now) hey Macaque, what do u think of Shadowpeach? me personally, i do not think u would be attracted to Wukong and nor would he be attracted to u, because he killed u once (really sorry about that :( have a plushie and some malai tea :) ) and u tried to harm him and MK too once (that was pretty mean not going to lie, but i get why u did it so don't worry! :) )

(also, i have a character in my mind too; she is named 'Lola' and is a waitress at a cafe, and is a white bunny born mute and with no mouth but can control light like Macaque can control shadows, and Lola thinks Macaque is really super duper cool so she peeks out the window to see him so she can try to befriend him with giving him flowers and seeing him smile! she is shy so she only peeks a little, but, she is really sweet, so i hope Macaque gets to meet Lola (i want him to have someone sweet in his life, he seems like he deserves it, and very sorry if i come off as weird) )

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #blue and violet #because you didnt specify what type of plushie I had to make it the most bland looking plushie in existence #but the plushie ended up turing out to look like quite the silly fella #I won't lie buddy your Lola fella seems so have some stalker traits/j #Macaque does not know what shadowpeach is #and yeah he does not like Wukong #come on guys this is a shadowpuppet account LMAO- #macaque might low-key reminisce on the good old times but that is the most it will ever go #and even that is stretching it #bear in mind that this is still post season three and pre season four #all of those shadowpeach moments hasn't happened yet #those two dumbass monkeys barely tolorate each other #anyways Macaque is a little creeped out by Lola but honestly he'll be like that with anyone who is peaking through his window #I humbly accept your apology for being weird because honestly who isn't at this point :))) #if you wanted me to add Lola to the Blue and Violet story then I am sorry to say that I cannot do such a thing #the story is far too condensed as it is right now and adding a new character to give more focus- #-isn't going to make the story any easier to digest