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emlovessid · 5 months

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@jegulus-microfic december 13, jail, 92 words

“Would you still love me if I went to jail?” Regulus asks one morning over breakfast.

James pauses with a piece of toast halfway to his mouth, “Depends what you did.”

“Depends?”

“Yes, depends,” James laughs. “I love you, but there’s some things even I couldn’t forgive.”

“Like what?”

James takes a bite of his toast, chewing as he tilts his head to the side, deep in thought before saying, “Like if you killed Sirius. Or Remus.”

“What if I killed Barty?” Regulus adds.

“Oh, love. I’d help you hide the body.”

#sorry barty #i love you really #jegulus #jegulus fic #marauders #sometimes i write things

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ziglikesrain · 2 months

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just remembered that @locked-diary and i have a list of marauders headcannons and barty’s are THE WORST

the rest of the list will be exposed at a later time.

#sorry barty #justice for barty? maybe?#these are really funny though #marauders era #harry potter #marauders #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #jegulus #evan rosier #barty x evan #zig & lock tag

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addsalwayssick · 2 months

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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

#remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus #DARLINNG #IM BACK FROM JAIL #and yeah #addie writes #i’m so sorry #this is a joke #i promise

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ashes-to-ashesxx · 5 months

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*barty and sirius in azkaban*

barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet

sirius: nothing can break me

barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth

sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them

barty:

sirius:

#sirius black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus black #the marauders #marauders #james potter #dead gay wizards #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #fuck jkr #im sorry #harry potter #prisoner of azkaban #sirius went insane after this #i love them

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foursaints · 4 months

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🧍‍♂️hello lilyrosekillers

#NOBODY LOOK AT MEEEEE #lilyrosekiller #bartylily #evan(s)#rosekiller #foursaints art tag #*takes hit of barty like a spliff*#evan rosier #lily evans #<- sorry i’m putting them in their tags for my own blog #barty crouch jr

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thatbrokenheartedwitch · 23 days

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I know smoking is bad, but for Remus it's different

I know being too gullible is bad, but for James it's different

I know being reckless is bad, but for Sirius it's different

I know having mental issues is bad, but for Regulus it's different

I know being a psychopath is bad, but for Barty Jr. it's different

I know betraying all of your friends and therefore killing them is bad, but- wait, nope, it's still bad, sorry Pettigrew

#marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #barty crouch jr #peter pettigrew #sorry not sorry i do not like peter

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thedvilsinthedetails · 18 days

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Painful Bartylus to non toxic rosekiller my love

Painful bartylus where [pre emotional growth] Regulus was just excited someone liked him but Barty didn’t like Regulus he loved him

And Regulus didn’t love him back

Painful Bartylus where Reggie was not in the best mental space and couldn’t handle all of Barty’s Bartyness, told him he was too much, too loud, too weird even though Barty was trying so hard not to be

Painful Bartylus where the breakup wasn’t a big deal for Regulus because he figured neither of them were really that emotionally invested and they became friends again immediately but for Barty it was just a desperate attempt to keep Reg in his life

Then Evan Rosier who saw it all happen and couldn’t say anything because these were his two best friends but all he could think was how he could do it so much better, how he and Barty would be so good to each other

Evan Rosier who got the chance about a year later when he and Barty kissed on New Year’s Day and then proceeded to not stop kissing

Barty who was so terrified of losing Evan too and Evan finding it hard because he’s not good at emotions but in every way he can, showing Barty he loved him with hugs and handholds and playing with his hair and Evan’s lap becoming Barty’s new resting place

Evan figuring out he’s ace and worrying Barty won’t want him anymore

Barty saying I love you for the first time when Evan finally breaks down over it

Evan not being able to say it back straight away and Barty not minding because he already knew from all the ways Evan showed him already

Evan finally saying it and Barty nearly bursting into tears because honestly he never thought in a million years he could ever be this happy

And because I’m on a roll w it

Regulus finally doing better when he starts dating James, Regulus who notices how it affects James when people call him weird or too much, Regulus who sees how different Barty is with Evan than he ever was with him

Regulus who REALISES.

Regulus who finally apologises.

#Sorry guys I was in a strange mood #But I stand by this tbh #marauders #dead gay wizards #marauders era #harry potter marauders #marauders fandom #barty crouch jr #ace evan rosier #barty x evan #evan rosier #evan x barty #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #rosekiller fluff #rosekiller #rosekiller brainrot #rosekiller fanfic

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terymlxyrstdus · 6 months

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James thinking him and Pandora will get along but the first time she sees him she very drasticly discrabes how exactly will she kill him if he ever hurts Regulus

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profoundmakerdreamerss-blog · 22 days

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Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

#so yes #Tom Riddle but isekai's and tries to seduce the canon fodder #oh and he also takes over the world while he is at it #yes order is the main villain of the story tom read #Ron's family is still poor im sorry #Hermione can end up with Ron or Draco #it's up to you #but honestly i put them as mc #because draco is the signature blonde prince while Hermione is the signature smart brunette #like its a trope LMAOO #but dw Tom makes it all better #by being the bigger Villain?#haha. because guess what maybe Lucius was the main villain all along #ill stop #its just #its so like tom to fall for the villain in the story 😭#my man's probably hate read the story to shit on people because:#his harry deserved better #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #Harry Potter #also yes Tom still has black duchy's royalty #but he is the one who ends up winning Bellatrix and Barty #and yes Narcissa (the queen) helps Tom save Harry 🥰#Ron is still Harry's best friend btw and because of Tom now so is hermione :')

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otrtbs · 24 days

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i don’t think i’ll be able to articulate this clearly but james and barty in the sense that they’re both arrogant, huge egos, they don’t shy away from trouble or chaos, they’re competitive, and impulsive

and james is what barty could’ve been if he was was different. better. if he was who he should be and not who he wants to be.

and barty hates him for it and is simultaneously fascinated by it.

#jarty croucher #barty wants to crack james skull open and root around in there #and he also wants james to shut the fuck up #n also #they kiss #arik look away sorry love you <3

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swag696942069 · 2 months

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Barty, about to enter Evan: Here comes the airplane

Evan, mortified: Don't ever say that to me again

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risetherivermoon · 9 months

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James, age 9: hey mum? i have a question

Effie: hm? alright then, lay it on me

James: who would be a better father? me or barty?

Barty, age 8, with his arms folded, standing next to james: 😒

Effie: why are you asking this?

James: mum! its important

Effie: Ok! Barty,

James: WHAT?!?

Barty: WHAHAHA

Effie: hes more responsible, somehow

Barty, running out of the room excitedy: WOO I GET THE KIDS IN THE DIVORCE ITS BEEN SETTLED

James, going after him: WAIT WE NEED TO WORK OUT A CUSTODY SCHEDULE!! BARTY!!

Monty: kids??

Effie: i stopped questioning it a while ago

#theyre childhood friends in my head im not sorry #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #james potter #barty crouch jr #darksun #me rambling #james x barty #barty x james #james fleamont potter #euphemia potter #fleamont potter #bartemius crouch junior #jam & b <3 #incorrect quotes #sunkiller

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pearlynia · 4 months

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A friendly reminder that Barty Crouch Jr never got to meet his friends and lover again in the afterlife cuz his soul is trapped.

:D

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hotdamnitsmoony · 4 months

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how well i think the marauders can sing

sirius black is an awful singer but sings all the time.

remus lupin hums to himself because he doesn’t want to be too loud but is a good singer.

james potter whistles and doesn’t care who hears and is also an awful singer.

lily evans whisper sings to herself but is actually a pretty good singer.

mary macdonald who sings softly to herself when she’s stressed.

marlene mckinnon scream sings and belts out whatever song is on her mind but is an awful singer.

dorcas meadows doesn’t sing often, but when she does she sounds pretty nice.

regulus black often refuses to sing but actually has an amazing voice.

pandora rosier sings at the most random times and it’s never songs that anyone knows.

evan rosier whistles and hums but isn’t afraid to burst out into song even though he’s not the best singer.

barty crouch jr doesn’t care who is watching, he’ll sing at the top of his lungs and isn’t actually that bad.

#sirius black #remus lupin #lily evans #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #regulus black #pandora rosier #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #marlene mckinnon #the marauders singing abilities #this is so random i’m sorry #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #marauders drabble #james potter

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sugarsnappeases · 4 months

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just had this thought of lily as a lit student volunteering at her local library and barty as this delinquent being assigned to do community service there. like she starts off with a bit of a ‘oh this poor criminal, i must save him’ mindset and then is constantly frustrated by barty as it’s clear that he just. doesn’t want to be saved. and he’ll deliberately mess up the book organisation systems and try to scam people by fining them when their books are nowhere near overdue so he can keep the money for himself. and lily is running around after him, huffing as she loudly puts the books back in their proper places, whacking him round the back of the head when she catches him trying to scam some old man. she’s screaming at him in the back room, leaning over him as he sits back unbothered on one of the chairs, shoving her finger in his face but he just grins and tries to bite it so she’s whacking him again and storming out bc he’s just SO infuriating. but then somehow he’s also going in depth with her about the motivations of iago in othello and whether the tragedy can be blamed entirely on him or if society itself plays a part in the plot’s development or animatedly discussing keats’ ode to a nightingale and the concept of negative capability and how it relates to the body. and she’s just completely fascinated by him, she wants to analyse him like one of the texts from her classes, she thinks she could write essay upon essay about his view of the world and the way his brain works and the tattoo she can always see just poking out of the top of his collar. and now she’s missing deadlines bc she wants to spend time w him, and laughing as he knocks over an entire bookshelf while trying to tell her about the book he’s just read, and really he doesn’t want to be saved but maybe he’s saving her instead…

#bartylily #i’ve been in the car for like seven hours now and my brain is ROTTING #it’s too dark to read my spanish poetry so my only real option is to just endlessly ponder these two #sorry about the long block of text btw but it had to be done #maybe i’ll write this properly one day…#picture me sighing and adding it to my long list of fic ideas #btw barty’s just like oooh smart sexy librarian!? mark me down as dtf #kara’s writing

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foursaints · 11 months

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I dont even have a clever caption they're literally just the bestest of friends ever. now everyone look at evan who is the most special princess

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