#sometimes he gardens

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 279

Now Danny didn’t mean to make a Bootube channel. He’d meant to send that sleep deprived ramble to Tucker, but he had clicked on the wrong app and yeah. Apparently people enjoy his space rambles- or it could have been the ghost blob-cats that had decided to flop onto him. (Honestly he wasn’t surprised they would start to mimic the shapes of things in their surroundings)

Tucker? Found it hilarious, as did Sam and Val and… um, okay this has become their shared channel now, nice. Though there are some strange comments on some of the videos. Really, what do they mean green sky and crazy tech???

#Prompts #Danny Phantom #Tucker does coding stuff & how to fix design flaws in everyday technology #Sam has a gardening & eco-awareness playlist #Valerie has stuff with All Sorts of Weapons & a mini blog of Cujo #Danny does Space stuff and he loves it #Everyone is freaking out because the videos aren’t only showing up in their world but other ones too #Also all of them are revealing a bunch of stuff that Humanity Doesn’t Know Yet #Thank you weird time stuff of the Zone #Space Core Danny #Life Core Sam #Storm Core Tucker #Metal Core Val #Are they roommates or together who knows #Ellie shows up in the background sometimes too #They do a lot of stuff in the background of each others videos #Including their food fighting #DCxDP #DPxDC #DP x Marvel #DPxBHA #Danny Phantom Crossover #Do as Many Crossovers as you Want

[fumifooms]

Homegrown

Thistle and Delgal - Dungeon Meshi, Ryoko Kui

^ Fernando Pessoa / Killing Flies, Michael Dickman / A Brother Named Gethsemane, Natalie Diaz / Antigonick, Anne Carson v Oats We Sow, Gregory and the Hawk

#Dungeon meshi #spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #thistle #sissel #thistle dungeon meshi #web weaving #web weave #Just in case for sake of transparency: in the ‘what a relief everyone’s safe’ panel I erased a bit of dialogue he originally said #‘What a relief everyone’s BODY IS safe’ #But yk. Delusions angst. Dinner table Thistle imagery you are famous to me #delicious in dungeon #Umm go check out my Thistle & Falin fic on ao3 called Slivers maybe idk #Sometimes it does feel like Thistle has an age regression through the manga it’s interesting. Kui what were you cooking #I am a firm believer that Thistle’s an adult and that that doesn’t take anything away from his narrative tho. #He’s the older brother here & that’s the whole point. God dunmeshi family narratives I love youuu #Thistles are a weed… Idk the garden theme for him works great imo. Make that dungeoneum manage that kingdom like an ecosystem

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This is the start of something new

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #wei wuxian #lan wangji #season 1 #*I never knew that it could happen till it happened to me* #Listen there were so many good scenes I wanted to draw and maybe one day I will but dang #sometimes when there are too many good moments to draw in a summary comic you have to abridge them into something that gets the vibes #The teen boy shenanigans that wwx drags lwj into are fine and good and *funny* #but they are also 15 and 15 year olds will say whatever comes to mind whether its well formulated or not #Less of a gay awakening and more of a moment of realizing that theres a door labeled 'homosexual thoughts' in the back of the house #and someone just threw a baseball into the window of it #poor lwj for he now spends the rest of his teen and young adult years haunted by this moment #only to cultivate it into a garden in which he will one day marry this man #Live your life in a way that would make teen you implode -> my daily advice column wisdom #Side note: this comic is vertical because I...ran out of space on my page. I have been meaning to experiment though #might continue like this? Maybe...

[pinkd3mon]

Bonus piece from this art

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #Taranza #Galacta Knight #Galacta doesn't know how to go about life without being mysterious #the difference between Galacta and Meta Knight is that Galacta is quiet and mysterious by nature #meta knight does it on purpose to appear cool #Taranza is trying hard not to judge #I think he gave up on trying tp understand #Galacta is mostly quiet but sometimes goes into these monologues while looking at the horizon and Taranza politely listens #Galacta is like 'I've been through so many lifetimes and relived my death time and time again and yet trusting is my demise' #and Taranza is just like 'sure' #Taranza just appreciates the companionship while he's gardening it's like listening to youtube while you draw #you didn't understand half what you just listened to but at last it feels like you're not alone #I'm not sure how to free Galacta Knight in my au yet #but i know they can't fight or they risk to go back to their crystal #that's a rule mentioned in the novels and we don't have tons of those in Kirby canon I'll take what I can get #so instead of fighting they take on gardening isn't that nice #Galacta probably arrived at Dreamland first (Because of course they do) and Dedede doesn't want to deal with them and just sends them away #they probably live temporarily with Kirby because in the novels Kirby actually likes Galacta a lot it's their kin #enough talk about backstory this is supposed to be taken at face value #but Galacta and Kirby would be besties and probably the first person Galacta trusts in basically forever #Galacta would HATE magolor #that's all im going away im so sorry im autistic

[claie171art]

I know he looks dead but he’s just taking a nap.

Still in my sans Undertale era, this time I wanted to draw him in a realistic style. I’m pretty happy with this, it’s been a while since I drew something as rendered as this.

#i like to think he sometimes takes his naps in Asgore’s garden and doesn’t realize flowers are poking through his skull #my art #claie #artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #art #sans #sans undertale #undertale #undertale fanart #sans fanart #undertale art #flowerfell #flowertale

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

God, John and Sherlock from Sherlock & Con. are such an old married couple. They know each other for at max a couple of months and they pull this off on ep 12

John: "You are so cleaver, honestly"

Sherlock, flustered: "Oh...Stop"

John: "No, seriously"

Sherlock: "Stop it now, Watson. You flatter me. What about you with that tackle? Positively brutish!"

John, flustered too: "Well I was just... right in my stride and bang! Really connected- down he went"

Sherlock: "It was spectacular!"

John: "Aw thanks mate, it hurt my shoulder tho"

Sherlock: "You should put ice on that"

John: " Nah nah, it's ok"

Sherlock: "You'll regret it if you don't~"

John: "nahnahnah I'm fine honestly"

Sherlock, not convinced: "hm sure"

Guy that John just tackled to the ground: "Would you two shut up?"

#Can I just say that I love how much of not an asshole sherlock is? like he's genuinely such a sweetheart to John and (sometimes) Mariana #he's just a little guy #rosa's garden #sherlock holmes #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #Sherlock #john watson #johnlock #sherlock x john

[adreamoverlife]

the flu has made me deranged so here's something Michael is an animal guy. He'll never admit it but one day Adam catches him putting some in-shell peanuts into their shopping cart and is like ????? and Michael does his little standoffish shrug and by the time Adam gets home he is going over every spell Michael has ever told him about trying to remember if peanuts is an ingredient to anything and he's focusing so hard he almost doesn't notice Michael going over to their window where it has like flower box or something and just sprinkles a little bit of the food there and makes a strange click in the back of his throat that carries the echos of an angels true voice. and now Adams like ?!?!?!?!? What the fuck are you summoning ?!?!??! expecting something like a hell hound or horrific creature that responds only to an angel but it's none of that it's a flock of about 8 crows that descend down to the flower box and chirp at Michael in a way that can almost be described as respectfully. Now Adams never been so confused in his entire life but Michael the bastard just tilts his head in the way only angels do and says "I've known these animals longer than Humans have had names for them Adam. They remember me." and then smiles, a little sad and eyes glossy. "I think I've told that to you once before."

#Michael making like noises at the bear Adam and him stumbled upon on their walk #Adam loves Michael so god damn much but wow he stresses him out sometimes #but yeah peep the Angels can communicate with animals headcanon #and animals in turn have a very strange sense of respect for angels #especially the archangels #Also the last line is in reference to another head canon i have #which is michael spent a lot of time in the garden of eden with the first Adam and Eve to protect them #i personally dont subscribe to the headcanon that Michael was in love with the first adam this is more to show how old michael is #and how low key sad #michael spn #adam milligan #midam

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

murder on the dancefloor

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted porter #vampire #redacted summit #he's so fucking cool dude #i am on my knees BEGGING for porter's character to not go in a julian devorak direction #because jules i love you man but my god are you insufferable sometimes #anyway treasure's therapist friend i can fix him schtick is coming in handy bc porter is starting to soften #maybe if porter decides he's not into the whole assassination thing he can take up knitting or something #or gardening #no matter what he'll still be SICK AS HELL #i bet he has a watch collection

[theelkmaiden]

So I've been thinking.

If Captain Marvel is the Champion of Magic, does that mean he has to play by the rules of all magic? Demon, fea, pixie etc.? Because if you owe something to one of those, things tend to go wrong. Fae can take your children, pixies can make your life hell, demons can literally take your souls.

So what if Billy Batson, being the sweet boy he is, keeps doing people favours? Now, he'd never take a child or cause someone chaos, as that means actually interfering, but souls? That boy could definitely be having people sign their souls away to him and he has no idea.

The first time he did someone a favour after the wizard granted him his powers, Billy was overtaken by a surge of tingles that tasted vaguely of rotten eggs. The feeling only lasted a second, but he couldn't stop thinking about it for the rest of the day. All he did was help Old Linda from the block over carry a bag of food to her place of residence. That was it. But after the tingling, Billy felt like he was connected to her in some way, on a deep and intimate level that didn't make sense.

And then it kept happening.

Helping to paint his neighbours room. Helping a girls cat from a tree. Letting a lost child sleep in his abandoned apartment overnight.

And later, bringing Batman a coffee after a long mission. Teaching Green Arrow the basics of pickpocketing. Spotting Flash on his running form.

Anytime someone said "can I ask you a (quick) favour" the tingling and eggs would come and Captain Marvel had no idea what it was or why it happened.

That is.

Until Old Linda died.

It had been a long patrol for Captain Marvel. There was a crime wave almost every year around July, like clockwork. Mainly teenagers getting in with gangs and trying to prive their worth now that school was out (or, at least, that was Cap's theory).

He was just touching down near his building to transform when he felt an entirely unique sensation. The tingling he was so familiar with came crashing over him in a wave so intense the demigod found himself wobbling where he stood, garnering a few concerned stares by citizens. The part of him that had been connected to Linda had snapped into place and, without even having to doue check, Billy knew for a fact that Old Linda was dead.

He also knew where to find her.

Drawing on his magic, Captain Marvel opened a portal to a corner of the Rock of Eternity ans stepped through.

There, on the otherside, stood the kind old woman who would often give him food if she had any left over.

"Excuse me, sir?" She asked, looking rather fearful, "would you mind telling me where I am?"

With eyes already misting, Marvel closed the portal and stepped towards her with his arms out in a calming manner.

"Linda. I'm so sorry. You're in the Rock of Eternity. You shouldn't be here but I think it's my fault you are," he was swallowed thickly, putting every ounce of self control he had to the test to bit show how distraught he was with this development.

Clearly seeing his distress, Linda calmed and gripped the Captains arm in a consoling manner. "I'm sure it's quiet alright, dear. Why don't you tell me what happened and then you can return me home. And then you can explain to me all about this place, hmm?"

Her small smile fell when the captain did not immediately react to her request.

"Miss Linda," Billy tried, not feeling very much like a superhero at that moment I time, "I'm so so sorry! I shouldn't have helped you with the food. But I just wanted to do something good. And now you're stuck here forever and I don't know how to free you and there's so many people that are going to come here and I didn't mean to!"

The hulking form of Captain Marvel was now a kneeling, sobbing mess as the twelve year old realised what he had done. The feeling of rightness that sang in his magic at Linda standing within the Rock of Eternity. The pull of what he now knew to be souls pulling him in different directions. The fact that he had only been trying to help.

"Now dear," Linda kneeled next to him, patting his shoulder in confused concern, "I assure you I have no idea what you're going on about. I've seen you flying overhead and fighting monsters, but we've never met officially past today. But if I'm stuck here forever, then at least I'll have company. Now, come, dry your eyes and get up. You need to explain to me what's going on." The mum of four in her seemed to have taken over as she dragged the massive man up to his feet and the stood on her toes to wipe his cheeks with the sleeve of her cardigan.

Taking a deep breath, Captain Marvel nodded. "Miss Linda. You are dead. I'm sorry. I accidently own your soul and I don't know how to release you to go somewhere better. And you're only the first person that's going to arrive here. This is completely new for me and I'm not sure what to do. This place is my home so you are welcome to explore and make yourself comfortable. But it's not much."

The silence that followed was deafening as Linda contemplated her situation. It stretched on until a look of resolve made its way onto the old souls face.

"Okay."

"Okay? Is that it?"

"Well you are obviously very distressed so it was definitely an accident. But I am not staying somewhere that looks so dull for the rest of Eternity. You and I are going to be doing some redecorating. How big is this place?"

"Infinite."

"Then this shan't be an issue. We can build a lovely garden where we can all stay until you get this figured out. Besides, it'll give me something to do."

So, he did. Captain Marvel (who Linda learned to be Billy Batson) got to work and transformed a large section of the Cave into a garden, with strict directions from Linda.

Over time, more people joined and Linda took it upon herself to greet the newcomers and explain what had gone on. Many people were unhappy, but soon settled into their afterlife and making friends.

After awhile, Billy took Linda aside and granted her a Boon. One of her choosing. She chose "to be the peacekeeper of this little afterlife. I want to help comfort those here who miss their old lives. I try, I do, but a little magical help wouldn't go amiss." And so she became the Peacekeeper.

In the outside realm, when Captain Marvel explained to Batman, Green Arrow, and The Flash that he accidently owned their souls, well, let's just say that shitshow lasted a while.

#billy batson #shazam #captain marvel dc #batman #green arrow #the flash #of course billy doesnt stop helping people #but he does try to be more careful #except sometimes hes tired #he ends up also owning supermans soul and has an existential crisis over it #and he helped a lot of old people before linda died so the rock of eternity slowly fills up with grandparents trying to adopt him #he does eventually learn how to break the bunding magic but some of them decide to stay #so now the rock has a garden full of souls for the next champion to find #which will be fun for them

[astrolavas]

Because of you I hate Hunter now. Tomatoes are disgusting and anyone who likes them are my mortal enemy. How could you

NO TOMATO SLANDER IN MY HOUSE !!!!

#if y'all hadn't tried a niceeeee good polish raspberry tomato from some old farmer's private garden during summer i am NOT HEARING IT 🦅🦅 #RAHGHH best fruit AND vegetable. unbeatable. #although hunter also eats banana peels btw he's awful #his meals at the emperor's coven consisted of soup made of water salt and chopped soggy bread and sometimes dry cereal or granola bars #his standards are low #as long as sth doesn't have a sensory nightmarish texture or isn't too spicy for his tragically unable-to-handle-spice tastebuds he'll eat #his organism also desperately needs vitamins #nicole answers #Anonymous

[ceoofmetagala]

so i saw on twitter you’re hosting an ask event for fecto flora, is it okay to ask a question?

for fecto flora: who is it that you hangout with the most?

//hi yes hehe

#mocha.txt #galacta knight #techno knight #neopolatain kirby #taranza #veri kirby #fecto flora #mocha inbox #he has a pattern of liking people who remind him vaugely of ppl he knew in the past!! #veri doenst have aby simalrietes they just talk sometimes and also trauma exchange #he doenst like ranza that much. he prefers to garden in peace without hearing taranza go these flowers remind of sectonia... #he's sympathetic but also flora is only a tad of an asshole you'll notice my fectos tend to have a but of an assholey side #floras is not gaf abt anyones issues if he cant relate #neos is being unemphatic #lis has a bit of a massive ego #and opal is just uncaring to others wishes #flora is defintly on the “least bad” since this assholey ness is hidden underneath everything #galacta is aware of this assholeyness more than others since hes seen first hand flora seem to zone out whenver issues he couldnt relate to #were bejng discussed LMFAO #floras ass was not paying attention sometimes during discussions #galacta juts shook him anytime he started to zone out #which works well enough #mocha.png

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 117

Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either. 

At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’. 

… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the… king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Pariah feeling someone sacrificing a human: Oh thank fuck some goddamn help- #Bruce is now Pariah’s & Clockwork’s buddy who babysits the lil godlings sometimes #They all get together sometimes to complain about their PTA rivals #Pariah is relieved for help in how to human for the half-human children’s sake #He takes up gardening to help with his control issues since he can make his gardens look however he like and obsess over making sure everyt #Clockwork and Alfred become tea and gossip buddies #Pariah: How will we get our half human children's human side taken care of #Why yes Bruce's kids did make fun of him when he came back with a couple of kids #They don't belive him at first when he explains he's just babysitting #Until the parents come to pick said children up #pariah dark x clockwork

[blueteamtexas]

reading caboose's page on the rvb fan wiki is kinda sickening ngl. please learn how to reference people with tbi like. "this is caboose. he is very stupid. there is major brain damage or w/e but liek. his main attributes are his idiocy and how fucking dumb he is. basically a baby if it could talk. cant even use a gun" thats fucked up. i personally know several people with tbis who are still happily married (possibly sexually active, i never asked), full ass adults with lives and cares and worries and struggles. its so unfair that everyone treats wash's cerebral hypoxia with grace and delicacy (bar the whole character arc of carolina handling it with less grace and more fear) but caboose is just an idiot? why does wash get that "is this what donut feels like all the time" but not "is this what caboose feels all the time"? it breaks my heart (and scares me) that when seeing someone struggling with understanding their reality and word comprehension a lot of reactions are just "stupid"

tldr: stop fucking treating diabled people like invalids for fucks sake

(edit: ive been informed that caboose suffers from an abi (aquired brain injury), not a tbi (traumatic brain injury).)

#every times i see peopel describe caboose like this #i see sweet mr bob who always gave me a peppermint #and loves his wife and helps her around her store when she #cant leave him at home. who called an ambulance for her when she needed it #who cooks meals sometimes and takes care of their pets and gardens #who would beam at his toddler grandson and wave and ask him all the right questions #if thats not living then what is #what about these things made him 'stupid'? bc hes gullible? #yeah if i gave him something and told him to drink it he would. bc of TRUST #and people taking advantage of that is never his fault #blue team talk #rant #rvb #red vs blue #michael j caboose #agent washington #franklin delano donut

[stormy-nights-are-best]

Is this kind of friendship even allowed?

#i miss him sometimes #i think of who he must be now #it's been more than a decade #i was an ASS to him i swear #he didn't even mind tho and i'm not sure how that works #i'm glad he talked to me #literally nobody else bothered it's just #special #friends #friendship #emotions #doodle #the plants in that garden were plastic and that was when my hatred for fake plants started #sometimes i'd cry because they weren't real #it felt really lonely being the #the only plant there #i don't know #autism eyes #non verbal #masterpiece #willyWONT

[chez-cinnamon]

Cassie meets fionn

Fionn looks like a twink 💀

AHHXSHHXHAHXSHHXHSHX THE SILLIES!!!!!!! FIONN THE TWINK THATS SO FUNNY 😭😭💕

#real world au #I LOVE SEEINH FIONN INTERACT WITH YALLS OCS #makes me think that he encounters OCs and AUs sometimes #just stands outside with a mug of coffee facing his back garden #and then someone’s oc or au character falls into his backyard and he’s just #“oh fuck not another one…

[cookinguptales]

vaguely related to the fic I’m writing but like

I love the idea of Guillermo starting a little garden in the backyard full of all kinds of plants that would be useful for vampire slaying. Mustard and wild rose and garlic and rosemary and yarrow... Maybe even a lil rowan tree...

And he puts little signs all over it like CAUTION, POISON, DO NOT TOUCH and the other vampires all assume one of the others made it and that the plants are dangerous to humans until one of them touches something like ow??? what the fuck??? why do we have an entire plot of land in our backyard that none of us can touch???

and Guillermo’s just like. :3

you know that face he makes.

idk, I just love the idea of him starting up a little garden out of necessity but then finding that he really enjoys gardening and having his own little oasis that no one else can touch or follow him into. 

Guillermo deserves to have some of his own space! Full of murder plants!

#sometimes Guillermo lets Nandor help him dig holes but that's it the rest of it is too dangerous for him #Nandor just likes to feel included in Guillermo's life tbh #Laszlo and Nadja are like WELL DON'T HELP HIM GROW THEM!! #but Nandor is such a guy wife that he's gotta help his guy garden even if that just means passing him the pruning shears #like honestly I might even put a reference to this happening in the fic I'm writing because I love it so much lmao #I'm such a garden witch at heart RIP #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz