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The wives
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hey what if we didn鈥檛 combine dozens of unrelated political positions into two color-coded options
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I know that it's kinda useless saying this now but from the moment that John was describing the way that June's murder just couldn't have done with only a cane I immediately was like "It was the horse that killed her. Like a horse is very capable of doing that" And I was really shocked on how the Fuck John didn't clock in sooner
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have you ever thought about the creatures
I AM the fucking creatures. When I die I will be a corpse on the side of the highway baby! and when you drive by you won't say "oh my god that's a person" you will say "aww poor little bugger" like you would when you see a dead Racoon.
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every year that goes by makes portugal鈥檚 victory back in 2017 so much more fascinating and amazing like wow, they literally landslided both juries and the televote and with how polarised the televote and jury vote is getting with every year, i struggle to see anyone beating him for a loooong time.
i mean, ukraine this year got 438 points out of a total 468 points available from televoting, and came top 5 in the juries and is still more than 120 points behind his record.
i think the thing i love the most about it is how lacklustre portugal鈥檚 results had been before 2017, and how salvador really wasn鈥檛 expected to do well at all before the rehearsals started, and even then, no one really expected him to win. and the back story with his health conditions, it really is so lovely.
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I'm begging y'all to listen to this I know that this is a song from Eurovision 2017 BUT IT WON FOR A REASON
"Amar pelos dois" is such a song about ineffable husbands I'm sorry are you going to tell me you don't listen to this song and think of Crowley asking Aziraphale to come back to him??? Bffr
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epic aro sculpture i did for class
the heart is made out of plastic bags wrapped with tape, so it's squishy ^_^ and the knife is qtips hot glued together. the knife is also removable!
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what kind of guns do you own? like, firearms?
"Like firearms"? What else is the word Gun used for??? Do you take me for a court jester?
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oh yes it's that time of year
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death joke
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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to 鉂わ笍 and :) to 馃槂,,,, do you have any idea what you鈥檝e just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
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alright here we go
this one's for "stupid" mentally disabled people. people who can't do basic math. people who are gullible to no fault of their own. people who can't understand nuance in some situations. people with cognitive issues. intellectually disabled people.
hey, you're doin' just fine. doing a great job, even! don't put yourself down or feel like your worth as a person rests on how smart you are. we'll be ok
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queen of the world to me
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Lemmings don鈥檛 jump off of cliffs unless they鈥檙e being chased. Frogs don鈥檛 stay in boiling water unless they鈥檝e been lobotomized first. Crabs don鈥檛 pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.
Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don鈥檛 exemplify the nature of all beings.
Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.
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