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cyrsed · 1 year
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this is going to hurt, isn't it. yes, step inside.
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kingbriar · 3 months
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WHO: @mikalaseabrooke When: Evening Where: Common area, Ansel's apartment
Social climbing and establishing yourself within close-knit ranks requires a delicate hand anyway, never mind doing so with coldblooded killers. It's all about proving you're useful but not to be exploited, or vulnerable without really showing any of your weaknesses. But such is the price of actually knowing what's going on above your head, and not just quietly taking contracts.
"Relax your arm." Ansel's spine felt like too much of a live wire to really relax, even in neatly fit sweatpants and an almost threadbare gym shirt. Perception and appearances are everything. He set one end of a tape measure on Mik's shoulder, then measured down to his elbow, then his wrist bone, humming quietly to himself and noting down the measurement. "Nice long lines. Easy."
Ansel smoothed a hand across the back of Mikala's shoulders, flattening his shirt and carefully pivoting the tape to stretch across the arc of his traps to the other shoulder. He'd invited the advisor around to his place in the name of not having to lug materials, but also for balance. A good tailor could make a lot of snap judgements off of the width of the bicep against the shoulders, etc, so his guest might as well get a bit more info on the King of Hearts as well. Ansel had curated a bit, trying to make the place look presentable but lived in, hiding any identifying evidence of his roommate and his children apart from some passive aggressive notes left on the fridge, and bringing out some of his collection of odd fabrics out of his own space, as well as a dress form draped with a few black suiting fabrics and a prototype shirt (x) with hand painted drips and samples of different stones or sequins for an oily sheen. A little glitz for flavor, but professional enough that his drag was still in the closet where it belongs.
"I hear Miodrag's concerned that I'm obvious and leave a signature. Should I be concerned that I haven't heard it from him?" He keeps his tone easy conversational as he leans away to note down the measurement, looking up quickly.
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academicgangster · 3 months
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WASHING HER
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christshands · 5 months
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i cant afford christmas gifts this year but i think im gonna bake a brie for my family on christmas morning and top it with my sister in law's favorite jam and im very excited to see how they react to a tasty lil treat
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sun-marie · 6 months
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A moment, some point in late Act 2
(based off the Patch 4 notes mentioning we can now wash the dirt off our companions 💜)
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oozedninjas · 3 months
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The orange peel theory
You saw this trend on TikTok, and now you must try it with your boyfriend. Would they pass the test?
General verses / sfw / ninja guys are late 20's
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"Honey, I was wondering if you could help me peel this orange," you say before sitting next to him on the couch. His favorite show was about to start.
Leo looked at the orange, then at you, before taking it with a sweet smile. "Gladly."
This man never misses an opportunity to impress you.
Leo peeled a fragment with the sharp end of his katana, then removed it entirely with precise movements. He stole a few glances at you, wearing a flirty smile.
"Thank you, Leo."
He grins. "It's always an honor to help you."
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"Babe, are you busy?"
Raphael turned, his eyes lighting up at the sight of you.
"I was just about to go on patrol. Why?"
"Would you mind helping me peel this orange?"
He tilted his head. You weren't one to ask for help with trivial stuff. Yet, Raphael shrugged, minding the way your eyes seemed to sparkle. It brought a smile to his face.
"Sure! Pass it over."
Raph peeled the orange, mindful not to bruise it as you admired the strength in his hands and his clumsy attempt at gentleness.
"Here you go."
It looked ridiculously tiny in his hand. You giggled. "Thanks, babe."
"Thanks?" Raph leaned over the wall, trapping you between his plastron and the bricks. "A kiss is the price to pay," he teased.
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"Hey, love, I was wondering if you'd help me peel my orange?"
Donatello tuned to you, adjusting his glasses over his nose. "Of course, I'd be happy to assist," he gave you a sweet smile before cleaning up his hands.
"Would you like the orange peeled only, or do you want it sliced into wedges? I can put it on a plate— I think we have some little toothpicks around here; they'll help you eat it more comfortably," He said, moving through the place.
You weren't sure if he was talking to you or thinking out loud, but it mattered not. He definitely passed the vibe check. You were with the right man and couldn't be happier.
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"Mikey baby, would you help me peel this?" you said, handing him the orange.
He was thrilled anytime you made him feel needed.
"Sure thing, angel. Watch and learn from the master of orange-peeling!" he said in an attempt to show off.
He's probably waving unexisting brows.
You sighed in that endearing way that only surfaced when he was around. Mikey eagerly peeled the orange and then bowed to present it to you.
"Thank you, mister."
"Anything for my baby!"
He'll be happy if you ask to eat it together.
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heynhay · 8 months
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mid week klance because my queen @klanced is on the struggle so I made lawyer au
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maaxverstappen · 7 days
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Mandy… we must discuss max/oscar… what is the lore… what are the notes…. Im clocked in ma’am im ready to be deluded — wiz
ok so i called myself the unofficial head of this ship (lol) but actually looking through the tumblr tag i must denounce myself and crown @nyoomfruits instead bc she has been on it from day 1
max and oscar are just so similar i think they get each other!! they're both very down to earth and very focussed on the job. both of them hailed as extraordinary in lower formulas and quickly making their way up (ofc max's was very quick and oscar had his year out, but still all things considered). i feel like a lot of it is max being surprised about oscar, i dont think he expected that deadpan energy/serious but enjoying it/quick wit from him and now hes like oh i see, i get it. maybe also helps how much lando gets along with oscar and max obvs likes lando. trusts his opinion.
max praising oscar when he hardly ever praises anyone like this
oscar looking up at max with awe and eagerness (its a still from a video but let me have this)
this tho!!! max never sits on the floor but sees oscar doing it so joins him?! for no reason?! lando was in the chair it wouldve been so easy to sit next to him (as he then does later) "thank you mercedes" and then max's fond laugh and almost surprise. surprise that oscar can be witty like that!! max didnt expect it oscar turning around to watch the screen and being too late. max laughing at him, checking to see if lando is laughing too. if it isnt weird that max is laughing at oscar's joke/misfortune. max then doubling down and voicing what happened as if they didnt all just witness it right there.
like i said on the oscar discord too, i think oscar would indulge max's maxplaining!! he enables it and is like "Huh, I never thought about it like that. Have you considered that [x]" and then suddenly its 11pm and everyone else has left the paddock before they even look up from their convo
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they would absolutely bicker over Everything but neither would really perceive it as bickering. thats just how they are
also they both have cat energy so
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silverskye13 · 1 month
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nonbinary helsknight is so funny to me. i think that welsknight was their trans awakening not in a gender envy way but in a “whatever gender this guy is i am Not that one” way
CANON
Helsknight popped into the world and said, "You know what? No, actually." His first decision for himself was gender, his next decision was to fight Wels, the rest is history--
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kkkkkkkitty · 9 months
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botlabyrinth · 3 months
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the percy jackson tv show is actually great when there isn’t a little shit in your ear telling you it’s not “book accurate”
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queen0fm0nsterz · 2 years
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Some tender acts of care by two very different people. 
Ko-fi | Comms
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lustrethings · 2 months
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Ik the idea of Lucifer disliking or having generally negative feelings about his wings is a more or less popular take (on most fics I read anyway) for the sake of hurt/comfort and I love it don't get me wrong but I really love the idea of Lucifer being his most confident with his wings in full display (bc apparently in canon that happens!)
I imagine it's a lot of work to take care of them, but I can see him taking great pride (hah) in his wings and keeping them tidy, and it's exactly why they're not out often (pocket dimension for the wings like bonnets are for curls), bc he's often lacking the energy to tidy them up if they do get messy or dirty!
So anyway Alastor learns how to take care of them and Lucifer starts to have them out more, because he feels more at ease knowing someone else will help keeping them, and that helps him feel more confident on good days.
He also likes being able to fly to Alastor's height whenever they're arguing but that's beside the point
In return he tries to help Alastor with his antlers and hooves when the sinner is feeling particularly at ease with it.
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densewentz · 9 months
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hear me out, post-divorce girl!Dad Crowley
im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa. And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.
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The Wonder Years - You In January // Fleabag 1x4
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piratefishmama · 3 months
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Someone mentioned Steve having wings and hiding them and I know that wouldn’t work BUT what if Steve was born with wings and the Harrington’s had them cut off when he was a baby, so Steve learns a lot about it and is obviously in love with Eddie and he takes care of Eddie’s wings and it’s like,, therapeutic for him since he’ll never be able to take care of his own
that would be barbaric and honestly i think he'd be taken away from his parents the second someone sees him without a shirt, to cut a persons wings off would probably eventually drive them insane, as they'd have the flight instinct but be unable to do it.
would be like a bird constantly trapped in a cage. a bird has to be given the option for free flight or they go nuts.
an tbh, i think the Harringtons would THRIVE on the prestige that'd come from their child having wings, it's not a bad thing to have them, kids are just. mean. when something is uncommon and different to their norm, but the Harringtons, if he did have wings? He'd have THEE MOST BEAUTIFUL of wings, a soft white dusted with golden brown, the most beautiful in the entirety of Hawkins, and Eddie would probably call him a pampered poofball, all the while quietly jealous cause why cant his wings be that pretty?
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