I'm not answering any more of those types of asks, I do not know enough about those things to broach those topics without potentially offending someone.
I'm not here to offend anyone.
I will simply delete them if they appear.
Religious beliefs, ethnic groups, they're not my wheelhouse. I'm an atheist white girl from a not very diverse part of Britain.
I'll research if it pertains to an interest or a canonical factor of a character, but I do not have to abide by someone else's headcanons if i dont want to, and I won't.
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It was the competition that got him up there. That pesky mechanical beast set to the side of a dimly lit club buried in some backstreet of Indy.
He knew where he was. Knew what it’d look like, knew he wasn’t there to make a scene or even be seen, he was there as moral support.
He was there as the one actual sexually active human being of their terrible trio, be it totally straight sexual action or not, he was the only one sexually active, and thus… the guardian and guide for the night.
He was there as moral support, and only moral support.
He’d dressed like himself, hadn’t put much effort in at all, he’d only done his hair, nothing else. He wore his standard jeans, a striped polo, and some sneakers, he hadn’t TRIEDvery hard. It wasn’t about him. It was about them.
Eddie and Robin, his two fruitloops.
He was SUPPOSED to be wing manning for them. ‘Safe Golden Retriever Energy’ they’d called it, or Eddie had called it, Robin chiming in telling him he should put the energy to good use and go retrieve them some babes.
All the energy in the world couldn’t help those two though, he’d gotten at least three people to speak to them each and… and well…
Robin seemed to be the queen of run on sentences leaving even the most interested of lesbians eyes glazed over and confused, and Eddie had… well… Eddie kept freezing up.
He was like some kind of opossum, they all knew he could very convincingly play dead but this was just ridiculous.
Anyway, back to the mechanical bull that’d drawn Steve’s own eyes. It sat there, a challenge to anyone who dared mount it, and a few had, none lasting longer than half a minute. It was a beast. No easy mode to be seen on that thing.
He shouldn’t. that was the thing. He shouldn’t. Because well… he wasn’t supposed to be drawing attention to himself. He wasn’t the one looking to score! He’d scored! Many times! With many people! It was Eddie and Robin’s turns! But he was bored, and he was tired of listening to Eddie trying to make being a dungeon master sound hot.
Like. Maybe if they misunderstood what kind of dungeon master, but no, he couldn’t even let them misunderstand, going on to brag about his dice collection as if he really wanted to pile drive that dying conversation into an early grave.
Christ. How did anyone ever think that idiot was a serial killer?
Like. Admittedly, Steve had to say it was ridiculously charming when you got to know him, but definitely not a solid topic of conversation if you wanted a wham bam thanks man in the gents bathrooms if you caught his drift.
He needed a break from the disaster duo, needed something to get his blood pumping, wake him up, rouse his spirits, get him raring to go because CLEARLY he needed an energy pick-me-up if he wanted to get those two anywhere near someone else’s genitals any time soon.
Maybe he could have picked alcohol instead. Grab another drink, down it, and continue his pointless efforts, but as previously stated, it was the competition that had Steve Harrington saying fuck it and grabbing a cowboy hat from atop the head of the closest twunk (some tan, lean little thing with too much height and firm muscle to be a twink), before mounting that beast.
The little “Five bucks says you wouldn’t last two seconds on that thing, Steeeeve” from Eddie, as if he hadn’t just struck out by asking a potential lay if he wanted to see a magic trick. It might have worked had the magic trick not been a bouquet of fabric flowers that’d been up his sleeve for… honestly god knows how long.
And if one of them hadn’t flown loose in the surprise reveal and poked the guy in the eye.
Steve chose not to think about how that would have totally worked on him, Eddie was charming in his own stupid way, but you had to KNOW HIM first. But Steve was straight so. It didn’t matter how charming Eddie was.
The challenge. Back to the challenge.
Steve had an ace in the hole. A phrase that’d probably make at least a few of the guys in that bar laugh, maybe ask him what else he had in that hole. Cause. Y’know. Queer bar. Steve knew his audience. Years of hunting monsters helped him a lot with just going with the flow, accepting, and adapting to his environment, at least this one was full of fun loving and friendly people, not monsters.
His ace… was that he’d done it before.
Many times actually.
On a real bull.
The machine kicked up, whirred to life beneath him.
One hand on the rein, the other on his hat, he had eyes on him.
So many eyes. He was good at that. He’d always been good at that. No matter how plainly he’d dressed, no matter how hard he’d tried to just blend in, he couldn’t, it wasn’t in his skill set to just blend with a crowd, to be invisible. The cheering kicked up as his hips swerved, moved, rolled with the bulls movements, its harsh jerk and spin to throw him off. He knew when to hold on, when to lock his legs, when to loosen up and roll with its heaving throws.
He wouldn’t even be sweating it, only the harsh coloured spotlights overhead had him warm, had sweat on his brow, beads trailing down his cheeks to his jaw, his focus was on that bull.
A rush, his heart beating fast, grip iron tight, body an adaptive force to be reckoned with, he’d held onto a fucking Demodragon at the end of all that chaos, held on tight and kept it busy while it did everything to buck him off, but even if he hadn’t done that, he’d still bested a real bull too.
His uncle had a mean one over at his ranch in Texas. A mechanical beast was no match for him an everyone knew it.
He had it beat. It bowed to his prowess, submitting in defeat. He hopped off a champion, chest heaving in exertion, sweat on his brow a confident smile on his lips, the most wanted man in the room with enough numbers and flirty comments being thrown his way to prove it. He probably ought to think about why that thrilled him, why it lit a fire in his gut. Being wanted by so many men… he wasn’t going to think too hard just yet though.
He walked through the gathered crowd anyway, after pocketing numbers and demurely rejecting come-ons and flirtations, to claim the five bucks Eddie had wagered. Then he used his index finger under Eddie’s chin to pop his jaw dropped mouth closed, popped the hat onto his head, and didn’t have to pay for a single drink for the rest of the night.
At least he’d tried to make the night work for them before claiming it for himself.
He wasn’t a miracle worker for Christ sake.
Eddie and Robin taking Steve as their 'token golden retriever straight friend' to a queer bar in indy only it has a rodeo bull and subsequently Steve ends up going home with literally almost every single phone number in that place cause
"I got an uncle with a ranch over in Texas, didnt I tell you that Robbie?"
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egg gang egg gang.
i get real sad whenever people talk about runny yolked eggs because while the flavor is great, the 'tism disagrees with the l i q u i d. ive been cursed. however i do have a boiled egg tip for anyone else who gets this! if you have an egg boiler, put a veeery small amount less water (like. 1/6th below the line per egg- 6 eggs becomes water for 5) than needed for hardboiled eggs, you'll get it solid but it'll still be soft flavored! this can very depending on brand probably. if you don't - take half a minute off hardboiled time to start and fiddle with it until you get your perfect taste-texture ratio.
OH NOOO, MY TISM IS THE OPPOSITE!! i C A N N O T WITH HARDBOILED EGGS.
i have to either sacrifice them to the puppers, put them in some kind of mix like egg mayo, or Macgyver something, otherwise the taste is SJDHFVASJYDFVAJHSDGVFAJHSGVEUGGHHH, the tastebuds say
NO.
This is a lovely tip for anyone with your unfortunate tism side effect though, enjoy your hardboiled eggies everyone!!
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