#so now this exists

[mossiistars]

lotr au? lotr au.

#i literally watched all the movies like #last week #so i know almost nothing about lotr #i haven't read the books yet #but i was watching the movie and saw sam #and immediately went: MARTIN!?!?! #so now this exists #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonmartin #lotr #lotr fanart #and of course i can't forget #even though this post has pretty much nothing to do with it #samfro #tma lotr au #mossiistars

[ohbo-ohno]

kicking my feet giggling so hard about price breaking down a total bitch into his bitch. yeah. anon who said that ur a genius. just breaking down and shattering a woman's psyche and reshaping it into an obedient, sweet little pet? purely for the power trip???? they need to strengthen the bars of my enclosure i am breaching containment

- 🪶

i've just been STARING at this ask because i dont know what to add like. yeah. i am fucking insane for this horribly cruel and mean version of price. i actually hate him and need him dead.

won't talk about this price too much because it's a little darker/meaner than i usually like :)

he's soooo fucking mean, so fucking harsh. horribly rough punishments for the slightest infractions, wants you to feel like you're on eggshells constantly.

wants you conditioned to think constantly of him and his wants and needs, never your own. keeps you locked up in a chastity belt and only unlocks it to fuck you or let you use the bathroom, never lets you cum. gotta teach his bitch that her pleasure is entirely unimportant :/ maybe even fucks your ass more than your pussy because he knows you hate it

makes you into a total housewife - cooking, cleaning, the whole nine yards. big bad bitch standing naked except for an apron and making his favorite meal

keeps you in a posture collar - no slouching around him, you'll show him the respect he deserves

stuffs a cock gag into her throat and doesn't let her speak for days. only takes it out to shove food and water down her throat, never any other time. beats her soundly if she tries to speak during those breaks. gets her throat trained up nicely for him too

#btw i dont think price is this mean #like my fav versions of him and if i ever write him??? wayyyyyy softer than this #probably the softest of the 141 in terms of darkness tbh #but i read some kidnapper price earlier and he was a mean motherfucker #drove me a little wild #so now this exists #asks and answers #john price x reader #bo writes #🪶 anon

[b-tieratbest]

"...And then I saw him, the Lasat, calmly walk through smoke and fire to finish my unit off, one by one..."

#star wars rebels #lasat #alexsandr kallus #I guess? #tw blood #tw flames #couldn't get the line about the lasat mercenary out of my head #so now this exists #don't ask me what's up with his outfit and armor #i'm the one who drew it and i don't even know #he's not imperial he just collects rank plaques and imperial uniforms #maybe as trophies? #as was established i am here to draw not think

[north-winds1]

#I had the sudden feeling to draw the slugs as cat pictures #So now this exists #All of the images I used were from daily-cat-memes #I thinks some of these might have been done before

[nothinggold13]

“Nowhere I'd rather be as the sun comes up and sets the stars...”

Lay Your Head Down // R5

#I DON'T KNOW WHY SO DON'T ASK ME #the secret of moonacre #moonacre edit #benjamin merryweather #loveday denoir #idk I really don't know #I wanted to edit moonacre again #and got this song in my head soon afterwards #so now this exists #lyrically it fits ok #but it's also....... questionable

[cruilty-ink]

out of all the apocalyptic and future rottmnt au I've seen, I've never seen a good one so I decided to draw a few versions of my new au call the good future au (I know so original) it's basically where the apocalypse never happens and the beat the kraang.

the plot would be something like, Leo keeps getting visions from the bad future (aka the movie plot) and ask barry for help to figure out what was going on

I just thought this was fun to make and I will do more of it, cause I have ideas

Master post can be found here

#rottmnt future michelangelo #rottmnt future au #rottmnt future donnie #rottmnt future raph #rottmnt future leo #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #I was bored and I had an idea #so now this exists #Good future au #A home without war

[ut-girl666]

Fun fanfic trope idea borne from Criminal Minds:

Eviler Twin

Good Twin, Bad Twin - except they’re both evil, one is just worse.

#wake up fanfic writers new trope just dropped #I’ve been watching criminal minds with my mom #and of course #Reid hit us with ‘Eviler Twin’ #so now this exists #because you know what why the fuck not lmao #spencer reid #criminal minds #quote excerpt #fanfic tropes #ut talks #ut’s og trash post

[poeticor]

I used to be someone who could run. Who could jump without worries. I was someone who would do sports. Too many to keep track of. Now I am someone who is unable to stand for 10 minutes without being in enough pain to sit down. For now I am unable to walk for 3 without searching for a spot to stop, to lean against, for anything to relieve some semblance of pain.

I would be the one who they would go to when they couldn’t open a bottle or glass. Somedays I cannot even open a plastic water bottle to drink. I was the kid who could throw a ten pound ball 10 feet at the age of nine. Now carrying two pounds in each hand makes my shoulders feel as though they may fall down because of the weight. The worst a doctors office could have been was strep, now they are still not entirely sure as to what it is.

It is not as though I am wishing I could revert back to who I was then. I may mourn the life I could have had, of one without the worry of how much pain getting out of bed might bring me. But one thing I do have to accept is that this is me. It is who I am, and there is no changing that. I am allowed to feel however I wish about it, sad, angry, bitter, confused, but the thing is, none of that matters to anyone other than me. My emotions are mine, not something that has the capacity to be wrong, for they are feelings. How one person feels on the matter, for it is my life, and I have the ability to feel however I wish to be.

#someone told me I shouldn’t be bitter #so now this exists #chronic illness #chronic pain #poetryish #physically disabled #cripple punk #also does anyone know any good inexpensive knee braces

[baby-its-freezing-outside]

Mr Luxbulb Headcanons because I have ideas but I don't want to write anything concrete. @weaver-z This is the only time I talk about this and then everything is forgotten. (Please I want my life back) Okay. Here we go.

He wears the green rubber gloves because he has ✨phobia of electricity✨

Used to be the physics teacher for a small school (no surprise there). Something science fictiony happened to him a la Jekyll and Hyde. (Yes I saw the video)

Is. Always. Smiling. And there are. So. Many. Teeth.

The light flickers when he is angry. When he is murderous, the bulb gives off a black coloured light (don't ask).

Was human once. Terrifying thing about him is that he remembers about being human, but doesn't care.

If you stay near him for a long time, your ears will start buzzing.

Nervous system made of wiring and circuitry (no surprise there either).

Total psychopath. Has killed without remorse. Will kill again.

If you're grades are bad, he will ask you to get on the podium and explain yourself. Do Not Get On The Podium.

Always locks the door when he enters a class. Will not leave until he is done teaching.

Scratchy voice, almost giggly way of speaking. Loves the sound of his own voice. Very, very shrill scream.

#mr luxbulb #headcanons #let this be forgotten #fake tumblr sexyman #i really thought about not posting this #then i said #fuck it #so now this exists

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

#please enjoy this i made it look so pretty #barbie #jessica rabbit #who framed roger rabbit #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #asexuel #i will do an image id later I’m sorry words dont exist right now #i’ve had a lot of the same questions i will respond eventually. maybe. we’ll see

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

#animation #animated film #animated movies #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #spiderverse #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots 2 #nimona #nimona film #yes i'm posting this specifically because i just watched nimona and am feeling all kinds of things but really these are all PEAK TIER #the fact they have ALL been released within 7 months of each other...like...woah we are thriving right now #stylised animation with its own unique style reflecting the movie i love you forever kissing you on the mouth #films that make me ferally rip up any and all art blocks to shreds #and that's just the animation side of things #i won't get started on the plots. they also make me want to bounce off of walls #hugging all these close to my chest #as well as all the other great animated movies that exist because animation wins all catergories for me always #(let's not forget anime movies either; y'all are beautiful too! keeping 2d animation alive and i'm so here for it)

[creative-clawmarks]

Just outside the [ANGEL]'s line of sight,

two puppets recognize each other.

#my art #deltarune #kris #spamton #im not sure how in character this is but it made me sad when i thought of it so now you all have to feel it too #im so sorry you two i wish i could save you #but when i look away you stop existing so the only mercy i can grant you is a gentle hand on the crossbar

[ronanlynchbf]

tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

#i literally JUST finished hill house a few days ago and i already want to reread. Badly. it's sooo so so soo sooooooooo good <33333!!!!! #also completely enamored by shirley jackson's writing style i NEED to read everything she has written ever like right now.. #opening lines of ALL TIME btw 👆❗❗❗ #r.txt #the haunting of hill house #ALSO i've seen commentary videos on the tv show they made of hill house but from what i remember of it it's SO different from the book??? #i think they were all siblings in the show which is??????? like why would you change that part?? i love sibling relationships as much as the #next guy but i feel like the fact that none of them knew each other was such an essential part of the story like why would u change it.... #also eleanor was like. an entirely different character who was also already dead in the show i believe??? and dr. montague doesn't exist?? #hill house could've been really good as a show idk why they changed it up like that...like was the original story not interesting enough for #you or something?? WHO decided to make that change i just wanna talk 🤨

[theclaygolem]

Chop chop chop

#clayart #one piece #op #tony tony chopper #roronoa zoro #yup forgot tumbr existed again my b #i want to use it more than twt but im set in my old ways rip #anyways i took a big fat break due to health and now im back so YIPPIE #just shoving stuff on every platform seeing how it goes

[fumifooms]

Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #toshiro nakamoto #shuro #tfw you latch onto the first person you see that shares your interest #I’M SOBBINGGG #Yeah i didn’t know the hag monster tidbit existed so now I’m adding stuff into my masterpost #6 yo toshiro watching a snail and tuning out his nanny calling for him I’m screaming #This post is blowing up so: just for your information I made a masterpost on his whole family situation we do get a lot of info on him #His character goes quite deep it’s just not relevant to the wider story so Kui doesn’t go into details in the plot #So yeah look for that on my blog if you want. Also he likes flowers <3 #Nature lover toshiro