#so no. im not gonna stfu

[iamnotokaythx]

hello! first post on this blog. how lovely! i’m not normal about miguel o’hara. specifically yandere miguel. i wrote some hcs. theres also what i believe is called a drabble down there.

warning: not proofread, lowercase, kidnapping (twice), mentions of miguels past, hcs in no particular order, sfw surprisingly, descriptive + gory threats directed at a random person, miguel is paranoid, reader is gender neutral but masculine, i haven’t watched the movie yet, i used that spanishdict.com website but i am not a native speaker so help is appreciated, lmk if i missed anything

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i respect everyone’s headcanons very much but imo: y’all got yandere miguel SO terribly wrong. he is a stoic, violent asshole, yes, but think logically!!! would this man, who watched his wife and kid die, ever hurt the object of his love? /lh

i think he’d probably treat you like glass no matter how much you insist that you’re capable of autonomy and he’d try to have the patience of a saint, but it can run thin.

if he gets severely pissed off, expect furniture to be thrown and screaming to ensue—but one look at your fearful eyes, all watery as he backs you into a corner, it makes him melt and cradle you in his arms. he cares for you so, so much and would never want to scare you.

miguel is kidnapping you. absolutely no doubt about it. he can’t trust you to be in other dimensions where so many things could go wrong, where it could collapse or you could be caught in the crossfire of a canon event or—no. no, you have to stay with him, where he can watch out for you at all times. i think if you retaliated, all he’d do is restrain you in an inescapable hug and sink his fangs into your neck, putting just enough venom to make you sleep for a little. he apologizes profusely once you come to… but he doesn’t mean it. he’s sorry to hurt you, sure, but he’d do it again in a heartbeat if it meant keeping you safe. with him.

miguel has no qualms about hurting anyone else, though! barista seems just a little too gregarious? miguel’s talons spring from the pads of his fingers as he taps his fingers on the table. he smiles at you. it’s a warning. ‘i could kill them, you know.’ he says with his eyes. ‘right now, if i wanted to, i could rake my claws across their throat. i could pick you up and run out before anyone else caught me. before they’d even get a chance to fall to the ground dead.’ his gaze flickers to the door. he runs his tongue across his fangs. ‘or i could bite them. shoot venom all inside their bloodstream. they wouldn’t pass out like when i did it to you, they’d die. they’d die painfully and slowly, their body shutting off as the pain made them wish it happened faster. all because they were smiling at you just a little too long.’ his eyes shine with mirth. he thinks it’s all a joke. you decide to put and end to his cruel mocking by standing up abruptly, grabbing his hand, and dragging him towards a different table far away from the poor barista.

at home, he’s affectionate. so saccharinely affectionate. he doesn’t—won’t respond to his name, you have to call him some nickname or pet name or something. “miggy.” “guel.” those are accepted, but he cracks a genuine smile whenever you call him by something corny and sweet like “baby” or “love.” he’s more likely to comply to a request if you call him a pet name, but he allows you some freedoms at the least. internet: heavily monitored, only when he’s with you. tv and video games are fine, as long as they’re only local co-op or singleplayer. you’re only allowed a phone so you can text him if you need him.

he nearly always finds time for you. as soon as he’s home, he’s attached to you like a lifeline. his touch never leave your body—he’s always holding your hand or waist or kissing you from behind and murmuring words into your ear. “mi cariño, i missed you at work. i’m tired, hermoso, please can we go lay down for a little?” he’ll ask. you’ll comply, if you want, and subject yourself to being smothered in his arms for 1-3 hours while he cuddles up with you and sleeps, but if not then he’ll whine until you let him lay his head down on your lap as you watch tv and ignore him. he so desperately craves the domestic affection he once had with his family.

speaking of ignoring him, please don’t. he’ll go insane. before the first day’s up, he’ll beg you for as much as a glance towards him, even if it’s a scornful glare it means you’re functional. he’ll become more and more desperate, clinging to you and your every word, movement, and nonverbal communication. after a long time—maybe a week, if he can stand it, he’ll cry into your chest until you explain what it is you want. at that point, he’d be willing to do almost anything just for that never to happen again.

…almost anything.

(okay i’m gonna be real. i don’t know the difference between a fic or a drabble. i assume what follows is a drabble)

he wouldn’t let you leave, it’s too dangerous. you somehow managed to escape, and he tracked you down in a panic-induced frenzy. as soon as he wrapped you back in his arms, you realize you’ve seriously fucked up. he’s silent on the way back home and even silent until the next day. you wake up the next morning to the smell of bacon and you find him in the kitchen. he acts like nothing happened at all, but begins a rather unsettling spiel as you eat.

“i did some thinking. i realized… it’s just not safe for you here!” he says slowly, circling you as you stared at the sizzling food in front of you. you don’t know if you should eat or not. his hands snake up to your shoulders, giving you a gentle back rub. “so i’ve decided we need to move. somewhere where you’re safe, you know?” miguel evidently noticed you hesitation to eat. “something wrong with the food, amor? i made it just for you. at least try some.”

you decide not to eat. you make a lame excuse about not being hungry. his hands tighten around your shoulders and then just as abruptly leave your skin. “you mind telling me why you won’t eat?” he whispers in your ear. you insist that you’re just not hungry. he growls in his throat, but suddenly switches into a smile. “of course. i’ll put it in the fridge for when you want it.” miguel says gently. he wraps the plate in saran wrap and set it in the fridge. “i took a day off. looks like we’re going to be together all today now.” he says. he leads you to the couch and assumes the regular position, laying with his head on your lap.

“i love you, y/n. i really, really fucking love you. you believe me, right? you know, right? you know how much i need you? to eat, to sleep, to breathe? i need you.” he says as you watch whatever show was on. “i… i don’t feel… well, i’ll explain later. how about you lay down this time? i know you like getting massaged.” he offers. you lay down, expecting to feel his hands press the knots out from your back, but instead you feel him grab your hand. “i’m sorry. i can’t imagine this is pleasant.” he apologizes, pressing one hand to your back so that you can’t move. his other hand brings your wrist to his lips and he kisses your forearm before sinking his fangs in. within seconds, you feel more and more drowsy.

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woohoo go me! i did it

anyways i’m super tired i wrote this all in one sitting

part 2

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x male reader #miguel o’hara x reader #yandere miguel o’hara x reader #yandere miguel o'hara #tw yandere #yandere x male reader #m no im not actually ever gonna stfu about him. he’s so babygirl. #yandere miguel x reader #male reader #x dom male reader #dom reader

[lordoflightning]

gotouge was rly like, “here’s a nice kid!! now lets put him through the horrors”

#i am gonna be so violent #the shinazugawa bros got done so filthy #i hate demon slayer /s #i saw this and my brain was like. you WILL think about the ‘my nemi is the nicest person ever’ moment #LIKE STFU I DONT WANT TO THINK ABT IT #sorry guys im losing it #it will be so much worse when that shit gets animated u know what im talking abt #kny #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny spoilers #shinazugawa sanemi #kny sanemi #sanemi #shinazugawa genya #kny genya #genya #kny swordsmith village arc #kny s3 #demon slayer spoilers

[gunsatthaphan]

sweet tooth, good dentist 🦷❤️ - coming soon

#sweet tooth good dentist #markohm #mark pakin #ohm thiphakorn #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #STFU THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY #this will become my personality just as a heads up #also they better fix them after this or else #the way im already unhealthily obsessed with them #embarrassing #im ready to be consumed by them and their era

[p4nishers]

the amount of ppl i've seen use she/her for not only muriel but BEELZEBUB too is concerning. also i cant even count how many ppl have called ineffable bureaucracy a straight couple. yall r annoying as fuck

#STFU UP ABT BEEL AND GABRIEL BEING A STRAIGHT COUPLE SHUT TTHE FUCK UO IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YALLS BULLSHIT #also i know we dont have confirmed pronouns for them but if i see one more person use she/her for uriel imma kms #AND the amount of comments ive gotten abt using she/her for crowley is making me sick like why r all of u so rude and uneducated af #im tired of this shit fuck u mean 'why tf did u use she for crowley it's always been he? shut up' SHUT UO??? #if this continues im fr gonna jump someone istg #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens muriel #muriel #crowley #beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel

[heavenlyhischier]

Nico Hischier Practice Raw | 03.06.24

#STFU #A SMILE!!! #HIS TATTOO #IM GONNA THROW UP #WOJDEKKSNDJSISJXBDI #he looks so ethereal guys im so fr #i love my husband #nico hischier #new jersey devils #nh13

[xxxregulusblackxxx]

So I'm obsessing over Hazbin Hotel like all of the internet right now, but I've been a fan since the pilot and am caught up on Helluva Boss. I have a few things to rant about here.

1. ALEX BRIGHAM AND HIS OBSESSION WITH DEMONS. He's Beetlejuice in the broadway musical, he's Fizzorolie or however you spell his name in Helluva boss, he's Sir Pentious and ADAM THEE GOD DAMNED ADAM THE FIRST MAN In Hazbin hotel.

2. Husks voice actor is Keith David aka DR. FACILIER IN THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG!

3. Jack Kelly from Newsies on Broadway, filmed and put on Disney plus, Varian from Tangled the Series is Played by Jeremy Jordan, now if you're a theater kid you know who he is, you'd also be interested in knowing that he's LUCIFER that's right Lucifer Morningstar THE DEVIL HIMSELF

4. HUSKERDUST. I love this ship. Yes they are romantic and Vizzy has confirmed they are a slowburn relationship so if Anyone who interacts with me says they're platonic or found family I will be sending you to hell yourself

5. Alastor, first off he's canonical Aro Ace, just so ya know. Secondly he's such a good manipulator that he's manipulating fans into thinking he's not trying to fuck over the hotel and that he's not a villain. Which he is but he's still lovable. ALSO Alastor is Creole, he may have been white passing when alive but he's Creole and from Louisiana (I love Louisiana born men, my obsession with Leo Knut is proof of that) So just keep that in mind when drawing him. The transatlantic voice is something he would have learned, it's called All American speech and was used in Radio and TV, that's his voice under the radio affect.

6. The V's. Love them and hate them. I absolutely loth Val but at the same time Vox's screen brightens when he's trying to get Valentino's attention and that's really cute

7. Lute's Voice Actress played Elphaba in Wicked and her part in You didn't know is the absolute best part ever.

And Remember they're all in hell for a reason Sir Pentious is the only one who's truly good out of the Sinners

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #angel dust #lucifer #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #sir pentious #leo knut #mentioned #alastor #alex brightman #jeremy jordan #jack kelly #beetlejuice #yes I'm a theater kid stfu #im gonna go research all the VA's now #Blake Roman is so fine tho #like- one chance #please #Loser baby is living in my head rent free though #Blake voiced the egg men #Man has range #Again #one chance #... #i do simp for Lucifer tho #it is because of Jeremy Jordan #i simp for like all the cast tho

[static-scribblez]

Man I love litwtc’s new mascot

#cw suggestive #I think #charlie stfu #shitpost #digital doodles #life in the world to come #litwtc #litwtc fanart #chris dunne #should I even tag this one as will wood? #I feel like if I do some poor will wood fan who has no knowledge of this podcast is gonna stumble upon this and get so confused #tbh that’s how I feel everytime I tag will wood in a litwtc post #but idk there’s just something about this specific post im about to post #that makes me think ‘I dunno…. maybe I shouldn’t use the will wood tag for this one.’ #eh fuck it #will wood

[hierocherry]

bpwvr scribbles… y2k high school au @ the gardening club + infatuated by one another <3

[ y2k lw design/au inspo from @/luciidagoat on tiktok ]

#trick actually draws #bapweaver #overwatch #here we go again #ermm anyway this y2k au has been infecting my head #i saw the og tiktok and started brainrotting #bap is on the football team and niran is in the gardening club #american football btw bc ik ill get jumped for calling it rugby hashtag british geezer #but they also go to the same science club #and are even in the same science classes AND CUE THE PINING THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHES THE DRAMAAAA #THE DRAMA !!!!! #ill prob doodle more cheesy stuff of this au 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ #also can i say i love bap’s expression in the 2nd my knees are wobbling #the 2 drawings r seperate things btw so 2nd drawing is canon compliant bpwvr #alright im gonna stfu #y2k #overwatch 2 #baptiste x lifeweaver #lifetiste #lifeweaver x baptiste #overwatch lifeweaver #overwatch baptiste #jean baptiste augustin #niran pruksamanee #satya vaswani #symmetra #yes she returns. #and shes still bapweaver phobic #why are lesbians so mean #bap doesnt get a moment of peace around satya…in every universe she will hunt him down ❤️

[moonlit-dreamers]

how do ppl look at sun and how they portray him and not think hes a narcissist?

hes so npd coded and nobody says anything

he goes cough sniffle sob when not being payed attention to for more than 5 minutes, he becomes a living light bulb when complimented, and he also has shit self esteem and relies on other ppls praises to keep him afloat. he also latches onto ppl he finds interesting or who praises him or literally gives him any attention. hes also focused on his job and wants to be good so ppl will look at him in a positive light. also constantly feeling the need to be perfect and getting very upset when he isnt. i could go on and on and pull up the fucking dsm 5 but i wont unless prompted bc i absolutely will

and how much of this is projection? find out on the next episode of birdcage gives dca personality disorders *bows*

#sundrop #fnaf sun #sun fnaf #fnaf dca #fnaf sundrop #sundrop fnaf #dca #dca fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #dca fandom #birdcage rambles #npd #im not gonna tag this much #(bc i dont want ppl going 'but hes not a narc bc hes so nice' and if u say that ur ableist stfu) #but yall pls #i need ppl to be aware that this mf is such a narc #moon is also so incredibly bpd coded #they kiss daily

[hotshitno2]

Not to focus on the wrong things of this chapter or anything but watching Aqua struggle to make it in the entertainment industry for 128 chapters just to watch his rating be worse than a lot of random side characters that just appeared in this chapter is so funny help 💀

#oshi no ko spoilers #ALL THAT WORK AND FOR WHAT #also not melt being a higher rating then him lmaooooo #Aka’s his biggest hater fr #im delusional #but I swear once he gets double white star eyes I swear he’ll have actual skill guys 😭 #ALSO AQUA CANT SING FUCK #but neither could ruby so idol aqua dreams aren’t dead 💪 #Im 99.9999% sure Aqua was the one doing the ratings #cause he fR rn his acting in chapter 65 DOES NOT GIVE HIM A FUCKING B RATING #my singer aqua dreams are dead how am I gonna recover #maybe he can dance rly well 😭 #idol aqua when #oshi no ko #aqua hoshino #onk #ruby hoshino #onk anime #oshi no ko anime #eiko won’t stfu

[hope-was-a-disquieting-thing]

Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!

Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?

Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Kidnapper: Wha-

Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.

Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.

Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.

#Kidnapper: Plot twist #Kidnapper: Like you wanna team up bro? i was just gonna hold him hostage for money but he is kind of annoying. #Kidnapper: Dude would not stfu. kept trying to convince me I'd make a great backliner if i wanted a career change #Kindapper: Then he started insulting me when i told him i was a baseball fan #Andrew: *stabs him* #Neil: You really dont have any patience huh? #Andrew: I married you didnt i? i have the patience of a fucking saint now stfu and untie yourself #Neil: youre hot when youre playing white knight #Neil: Ooooo does this make me your princess? #Andrew: *slaps duct tape on his mouth* #Andrew: At least he was useful for something #lowkey makes me wanna write a fic now #this is so stupid im sorry #andrew minyard #all for the game #the foxhole court #aaron minyard #david wymack #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #alison reynolds #neil josten #kevin day #nicky hemmick #aftg #andreil

[mcybree]

Traffic scott is my specialest little guy in the whole wide world and I do want him to be happy as much as I want to see him put in a dishwasher with thousands of sawblades but man I cant kid myself for any longer. I know deep down that he learned nothing from third life. Ok he did learn something in that he knows it hurts when his partner dies so now he does everything he can possibly do to ensure they never do and make it as far as they can but that all consuming fear of losing what he loves can only spur on character growth so much. He doesn’t want to even acknowledge he was hurt because if he HAD done that he wouldn’t be fishing for affirmations from Jimmy all while being just as cruel to him as he’s always been. Its like he wants Jimmy to say that he still loves him despite everything so that he can be assured that he was always a good partner like he is now because he needs to be perfect and he needs to be good. he needs it. scott holds himself to such a high standard that it makes feeling regret ten million times more painful than it otherwise would be, and he never knows what to do with it so he does so many mental gymnastics to ensure that he never feels regret at all. But he can’t avoid the regret with Jimmy because the regret was so potent and intrinsic to the situation that he doesn’t think he can possibly make up for it so this short circuits him into trying to will it away instead. he’s mean to Jimmy and he doesnt give a shit, all while he still aches for the pardon that Jimmy doesnt even understand that he’s after. I don’t think Scott knows he’s after it either

#bree barks so fucking loud #< talking tag im gonna use now that ive made an effort not to stfu ever #deranged.fh.posting #trafficblr #scott smajor #third life

[overstuffednpadded]

Heavily pregnant B who's bladder has been filling up really fast during their pregnancy. But as badly as they need to go, they have a much harder time making it to the bathroom due to the weight of their belly. So A suggested diapers, to which B outright denied until an hour later when they wet themselves while lying on the couch. A's constant adoration about how cute B looks does help ease them a bit.

A couple of days later, A and B are at a dinner with friends. Halfway into the meal, B feels a weight shift onto their bladder, and the need to go comes on at full force. B isnt used to the diaper just yet, so they cry out thinking theyre about to have an accident, throwing their hands to their crotch so suddenly that nearly everyone at the table thought their water broke. Which wasnt too far off from the truth. A caught on quick though and hurriedly rushed to their partner's side. They hoped that maybe they could get them to a bathroom or at least out of the restaurant, but it was far too late. B threw their arms around A's neck and gasped next their ear, "I-It's! It's coming out...!" B's words were so hoarse and breathy no one could tell what they said before there was a noise like liquid filling a plastic bag, so loud that people at the table across from them heard it. Too caught up in the moment to be embarrassed just yet, B gasped and panted as they emptied their bladder into their awaiting diaper, warmth  spreading across their crotch and all around their butt. They could feel their diaper swell and become heavy with the weight of their pee, pressing fervently into the fabric of their pants, pulling them further down below their huge belly. They knew their diaper was now poking out for everyone to see. If they hadnt already figured it out yet, now here was the proof. The embarrassment was beginning to settle in, even more so when their bottom loosened enough to let out a noticable fart. B mightve cried, broken down in front of everyone, but A was still embracing them. Still rubbing their back and saying softly into their ear "It's okay babe, it's all alright. Just get it all out" while planting little kisses on their neck.

B buried their face in their partner's neck, now embarrassed for a different, sweeter reason. Maybe being pregnant and diapered wouldnt be so bad.

#💜writing💜 #omutsu #omorashi #farts #pregnancy #preg k!nk #shut up everyone stfu #dont say a gd thing i swear😡 #ugh im gonna be so mad at myself for posting this later😩 #if i get enough hate for this ill take it down😩

[coldblooded-angel]

Oh my god you can’t give me this pic and not expect me to go absolutely fucking crazy

Their size difference??? HOW

Benson looming, eyes covered by the cap !! This is the most sinister he has ever looked IM FROTHING

Randy my sweet angel boy with his always-watery-eyes and that adorable forced smile 😭😭

GET THEM AWAY FROM ME SERIOUSLY

#i am. thinking. so many thiughts #none of them are in the bible #im just gonna jump off rhe bridge and stfu #the passenger #ranson #stockroom syndrome

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[tunanoodlesoup]

smiles and goes insane over them

#the brainrot won over and held me hostage send help #HILASKASKDHGASHFIUH they mean SO MUCH TO MEMEE EUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU #im ALWAYS FROTHING OVER THAT ONE PART IN THE MOVIE WHEN HES ABOUT TO GRAB THE KEY AND THE CAMERA JUST SHIFTS FROM ONE SIDE OF THE KEY TO #THE OTHER LIKE CASEYS WORLD JUST FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN HEARING HES GONNA LOOSE LEO AGAIN #STOOPP S TOOOPPPP THIS ONE MOMENT IN THE MOVIE HAUNTS ME ALONE LET ALONE THE REST OF IT #AUUAUAAUUHHGGHGHG AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHFSIUS THEEEEE THE THE THE EVERS <3 #i was ltierally sucking up every bit of peepaw lore i could from the QNA AHHAAHAHSIKDDSHUIFDO #peepaw leo being a canon dad makes me as happy as knowing donnie is canonly austistic LMFAO #okay let me stfu #rottmnt casey jr #rottmnt casey junior #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt future leo #peepaw leo #HAHAHHAHIDHU #thats a real tag #rottmnt edit #okay #SCREEEAMS AAUSUFUUDUHDHUGUGHH EHTHTHRMMM HEMMMMMT RHEUEUEUUAUAUAUUGHGH AUUUGUHHH #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [emotional]