#m no im not actually ever gonna stfu about him. he’s so babygirl.

[iamnotokaythx]

hello! first post on this blog. how lovely! i’m not normal about miguel o’hara. specifically yandere miguel. i wrote some hcs. theres also what i believe is called a drabble down there.

warning: not proofread, lowercase, kidnapping (twice), mentions of miguels past, hcs in no particular order, sfw surprisingly, descriptive + gory threats directed at a random person, miguel is paranoid, reader is gender neutral but masculine, i haven’t watched the movie yet, i used that spanishdict.com website but i am not a native speaker so help is appreciated, lmk if i missed anything

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i respect everyone’s headcanons very much but imo: y’all got yandere miguel SO terribly wrong. he is a stoic, violent asshole, yes, but think logically!!! would this man, who watched his wife and kid die, ever hurt the object of his love? /lh

i think he’d probably treat you like glass no matter how much you insist that you’re capable of autonomy and he’d try to have the patience of a saint, but it can run thin.

if he gets severely pissed off, expect furniture to be thrown and screaming to ensue—but one look at your fearful eyes, all watery as he backs you into a corner, it makes him melt and cradle you in his arms. he cares for you so, so much and would never want to scare you.

miguel is kidnapping you. absolutely no doubt about it. he can’t trust you to be in other dimensions where so many things could go wrong, where it could collapse or you could be caught in the crossfire of a canon event or—no. no, you have to stay with him, where he can watch out for you at all times. i think if you retaliated, all he’d do is restrain you in an inescapable hug and sink his fangs into your neck, putting just enough venom to make you sleep for a little. he apologizes profusely once you come to… but he doesn’t mean it. he’s sorry to hurt you, sure, but he’d do it again in a heartbeat if it meant keeping you safe. with him.

miguel has no qualms about hurting anyone else, though! barista seems just a little too gregarious? miguel’s talons spring from the pads of his fingers as he taps his fingers on the table. he smiles at you. it’s a warning. ‘i could kill them, you know.’ he says with his eyes. ‘right now, if i wanted to, i could rake my claws across their throat. i could pick you up and run out before anyone else caught me. before they’d even get a chance to fall to the ground dead.’ his gaze flickers to the door. he runs his tongue across his fangs. ‘or i could bite them. shoot venom all inside their bloodstream. they wouldn’t pass out like when i did it to you, they’d die. they’d die painfully and slowly, their body shutting off as the pain made them wish it happened faster. all because they were smiling at you just a little too long.’ his eyes shine with mirth. he thinks it’s all a joke. you decide to put and end to his cruel mocking by standing up abruptly, grabbing his hand, and dragging him towards a different table far away from the poor barista.

at home, he’s affectionate. so saccharinely affectionate. he doesn’t—won’t respond to his name, you have to call him some nickname or pet name or something. “miggy.” “guel.” those are accepted, but he cracks a genuine smile whenever you call him by something corny and sweet like “baby” or “love.” he’s more likely to comply to a request if you call him a pet name, but he allows you some freedoms at the least. internet: heavily monitored, only when he’s with you. tv and video games are fine, as long as they’re only local co-op or singleplayer. you’re only allowed a phone so you can text him if you need him.

he nearly always finds time for you. as soon as he’s home, he’s attached to you like a lifeline. his touch never leave your body—he’s always holding your hand or waist or kissing you from behind and murmuring words into your ear. “mi cariño, i missed you at work. i’m tired, hermoso, please can we go lay down for a little?” he’ll ask. you’ll comply, if you want, and subject yourself to being smothered in his arms for 1-3 hours while he cuddles up with you and sleeps, but if not then he’ll whine until you let him lay his head down on your lap as you watch tv and ignore him. he so desperately craves the domestic affection he once had with his family.

speaking of ignoring him, please don’t. he’ll go insane. before the first day’s up, he’ll beg you for as much as a glance towards him, even if it’s a scornful glare it means you’re functional. he’ll become more and more desperate, clinging to you and your every word, movement, and nonverbal communication. after a long time—maybe a week, if he can stand it, he’ll cry into your chest until you explain what it is you want. at that point, he’d be willing to do almost anything just for that never to happen again.

…almost anything.

(okay i’m gonna be real. i don’t know the difference between a fic or a drabble. i assume what follows is a drabble)

he wouldn’t let you leave, it’s too dangerous. you somehow managed to escape, and he tracked you down in a panic-induced frenzy. as soon as he wrapped you back in his arms, you realize you’ve seriously fucked up. he’s silent on the way back home and even silent until the next day. you wake up the next morning to the smell of bacon and you find him in the kitchen. he acts like nothing happened at all, but begins a rather unsettling spiel as you eat.

“i did some thinking. i realized… it’s just not safe for you here!” he says slowly, circling you as you stared at the sizzling food in front of you. you don’t know if you should eat or not. his hands snake up to your shoulders, giving you a gentle back rub. “so i’ve decided we need to move. somewhere where you’re safe, you know?” miguel evidently noticed you hesitation to eat. “something wrong with the food, amor? i made it just for you. at least try some.”

you decide not to eat. you make a lame excuse about not being hungry. his hands tighten around your shoulders and then just as abruptly leave your skin. “you mind telling me why you won’t eat?” he whispers in your ear. you insist that you’re just not hungry. he growls in his throat, but suddenly switches into a smile. “of course. i’ll put it in the fridge for when you want it.” miguel says gently. he wraps the plate in saran wrap and set it in the fridge. “i took a day off. looks like we’re going to be together all today now.” he says. he leads you to the couch and assumes the regular position, laying with his head on your lap.

“i love you, y/n. i really, really fucking love you. you believe me, right? you know, right? you know how much i need you? to eat, to sleep, to breathe? i need you.” he says as you watch whatever show was on. “i… i don’t feel… well, i’ll explain later. how about you lay down this time? i know you like getting massaged.” he offers. you lay down, expecting to feel his hands press the knots out from your back, but instead you feel him grab your hand. “i’m sorry. i can’t imagine this is pleasant.” he apologizes, pressing one hand to your back so that you can’t move. his other hand brings your wrist to his lips and he kisses your forearm before sinking his fangs in. within seconds, you feel more and more drowsy.

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woohoo go me! i did it

anyways i’m super tired i wrote this all in one sitting

part 2

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x male reader #miguel o’hara x reader #yandere miguel o’hara x reader #yandere miguel o'hara #tw yandere #yandere x male reader #m no im not actually ever gonna stfu about him. he’s so babygirl. #yandere miguel x reader #male reader #x dom male reader #dom reader

[shitpostingsystem]

bsd ramblings (season 5)

nikolai is my scrungo

bro can’t live without his electronics omg that chronically online mf

dazai <3

HI RANPO I MISSED YOU

HI POE OMG KISS RANPO 

“yeah you helped out we don’t have time for all your gloating right now” AWWW THEYRE IN LOVE

“tttttttttttttterrorist!!!” bro stutters more than wattpad y/n

WHERE THE HELL IS AKUTAGAWA I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN FOREVER

i love bsd’s intros omfg. the animation, the music, it’s amazing 

kunikida’s hands said “nuh uh”

bro has a massive hangover lmao

i love how the guys are fangirling

why is he a dilf

“no im not! i’m…young!” silly

atsushi has a fear of abandonment? mood 

HI AKUTAGAWA I MISSED YOU

dazai <33333333333333333

SHIN SOUKOKUUUUU 

dazai our he/they king

“a new generation of double black” YES WKNEIDNEJDSSHBEHDBE

“you’re the trial for me” that’s what she (akutagawa) said 

AKUTAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ATSUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

oh they’re ok it’s fine. forgot we were going on anime rules

akutagawa has a lung disease?? damn. womp womp. L. roll better stats

i want to hug whoever made the season 5 intro. it’s my favorite 

istfg if akutagawa actually dies i’m killing myself

HI BRAM. SWORD VAMPIRE MAN

AKUTAGAWA IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE NOW WTF 

why is vampirism kinda hot (i’m a sex repulsed asexual) 

WHAT KIND OF SEMIPOP MUSIC IS PLAYING

dazai you silly babygirl

i am a fyodor/dazai bestie truther 

nikolai is so fucking silly

“because i missed you, bestie!” how about boyfriend nikolai? 

nikolai/fyodor

bram basically adopting the kid is amazing and i love it 

“this is a fantastic opportunity, a true gift from heaven” dazai you absolute suicidal mood

“i’m sleepy. take me back” MOOD BRAMBRAM

the kid having trauma is a mood

brambram having an ipod is something i needed 

dazai/sigma besties

dazai dancing with his bestie is amazing 

HI KENJI I MISSED YOU

CHUUYA IS A VAMPIRE NOW?????

kenji having anger issues but appearing chill is a whole mood 

imagine fighting a dude and passing out like bros

“you’re pretty sharp for a three year old” lmao dazai

is fyodor gonna die? dammit i liked that dude 

DAZAI PUT SHOES ON I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DOGS

dazai being manipulative is so fun to see. i love seeing the burnt wet cat being toxic 

“do you want me to drown you in a bathtub?” “what’s a bathtub?” LMAO I LOVE THOSE TWO

damn childhood friends 

is dostoyevsky a christian????? nah i refuse 

dazai, sigma, dostoyevsky, and nikolai are besties and commit every crime ever (except for like. animal abuse and rape and the shit they wouldn’t do) 

WAIT IS CHUUYA GONNA KILL DAZAI NONONONONKNSJENDUENWJFBWJCBEUCUENCUENDHBEUDHDHE

brambram and the girl are so silly. i love them (i don’t ship them ofc don’t get the wrong idea, parent and kid silly) 

dostoyevsky said help me and went crazy 

split personality??? MOOD????

awww cmon i was hoping for did dostoyevsky 

“FUCK THAT REALLY HURT” GOD I LOVE DAZAI

CHUUYA DONT YOU DARE KILL DAZAI 

DAZAI WINDSUBEIDBWDU WHDBSHWBDUE

NOOOOOOOOO

IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY OMFG OMWHDJWNDUW UB WE BEHXBEHDYEH

DAZAIIIIWJHEUDNSUCNDHD

ANIME RULES BETTER ANIME 

I NEED DAZAI TO LIVE GODDAMMIT

MY WET CAT HAS TO LIVE

NIKOLAI STFU DAZAI IS DEAD

O S A M U D A Z A I 

SIGMA NOOOOOOOOOO

OH THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK SWEET BABY JESUS

MY BABYGIRL IS OKAY

“who are you calling a dumbass??” CHUUYA KISS YOUR HUSBAND 

i love him <33333

PLEASE TELL ME SIGMA IS OKAY THOUGH

nikolai just say you have a crush on fyodor 

nikolai and fyodor commit tax evasion together 

bro got fucking stabbed by a girlboss 

the grey haired motherfuckers are gay your honor

WHY IS BRAM FUCKING STOKER HOT 

why the new villain kinda 😳😳

SHIN SOUKOKUUUUUUU

boyfies explained by my moot (@duckduckgoose-exe):

Okay here are the amazing ships as different types of boyfies

Chuuya and Dazai: ‘I hate you’ means ily boyfies

Atsushi and Akutagawa: boyfailure boyfies

Ranpo and Poe: autism boyfies

Jouno and Tecchou: ‘you fucking idiot’ boyfies

Nikolai and Fyodor: crazy but in the homoerotic way boyfies

#bsd ramblings #bsd