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physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

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can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#i got a hoothoot #it made me think of hooty #from toh #so i googled it #and it’s just some owl #5/10 stars

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Hear me out

#i sure as hell ain’t #i may be a yeehaw american #but not that flavor

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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Poll

This idea came to me five minutes ago. I am on a hunt to find the most common trans guy name. Even if you don’t have a common name, please submit if you are comfortable! (i’m looking for middle names and might take inspiration lmao)

And, of course, all responses are completely anonymous!

REBLOG AND SEND TO FRIENDS FOR SAMPLE SIZE

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#i wish it was shorter #it’d be easier to manage #plus i’d look more like a guy #so bonus points

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neurodivergent people are not immune to being ableist

you as a neurodivergent person are not immune to being ableist

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Nikolai's actually devastating. He can say the deepest, more intense things, and you can tell he's being serious and genuine about them. (but then, the next moment, he goes and denies everything, putting on a crazy smile and the goofy ass laugh) I wonder what happened to him to make him realise this kind of thinking. What is it that he's been through and believing humankind as caged and wishing for freedom like birds...

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ミク !!

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🌊

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some of yall need to understand that "my body, my choice" also applies to:

addicts in active addiction with no intention of quitting

phys disabled people who deny medical treatment

neurodivergent people who deny psychiatric treatment (yes, including schizophrenic people and people with personality disorders)

trans people who want or don't want to medically transition (yes, including trans masc lesbians with top surgery and trans women without bottom surgery, yall are so weird to them wtf)

and if you can't understand that, then you don't get to use the phrase

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❦ ❣️ names: shit, zigzag

❦ ⚰️ pronouns: they/them

❦ 🦇 age: minor. don’t be weird

❦ 🕍 disorders: asd, ocd, pttd

❦ ❣️ boundaries: no nsfw

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❦ ⚰️ DNI: no shitty people

❦ 🦇 likes/interests: bungo stray dogs

❦ ⚰️ partner: doesn’t have tumblr

❦ 🦇 other info: i reblog a lot

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i have a lot of oc’s and will rant about them

#shitpost: original posts

#shit is gay: me being down bad for my bf

#shitpost #pinned post #pinned info

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Reject Metamorphosis

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I have known multiple women who had beautiful German Shepherds who loved them, tolerated their children and bit their shitty husbands all the fucking time at the drop of a hat. The one I remember most strongly was a friend of my parents when I was about nine and utterly enthralled with her beautiful shepherd named Watson who patiently endured my obsession. Specifically, I remember the husband cautioning my mom about it and my mom responding, “oh Jesus, Steve, we all know Watson only bites you.”

I’m not a responsible enough dog trainer to have a German Shepherd but I admire this trait so much.