#so insolent

[peculiary]

The Sandman #1 Jun 23, 2010

#father #do you think #this is wise #wise #at your age #your age #age #my age #cough #don't be #so insolent #insolent #bloody #open #open the door #the door #door

[littlebigmouse]

Edward Elric actually perfectly average size (164 cm / 5.3 ft) for a fifteen year old child in 1914.

It's just that he's usually compared to his brother, Alphonse Elric, who appears way over 6 ft tall at the age of 14.

Alphonse is an outlier and should not have been counted.

#fmab #edward elric #finding out that i am not as tall as edward 'wears raised insoles to appear taller' elric was a blow to the ego ngl #but in retrospect edward is the normal one here #alphonse elric #by the end of the manga - so age 16 - ed was about as tall as roy no? #yes i know they had an explanation but ed is 15 #he's gonna hit like three more growth spurts #let him rest #fma #fullmetal alchemist

[tennessoui]

it's been so long since i did a sith obi-wan au so like - how about an au where the sith are almost as established as the jedi (a temple, an order, followers numbering in the hundreds/thousands) but things are a bit more diplomatic in the galaxy (it's definitely tense but not all out war just yet)

so both the sith and jedi orders are alerted to a new rising power in the outer rim.....on tatooine of all places. a slave rebellion, led by shmi skywalker, has toppled the hutts. it's said that this new leader, queen of tatooine, has the Force's favor....but more importantly than that, shmi skywalker is a new galactic player, with a lot of money and a lot of support.....and a son of marriageable age.

cue both the jedi and the sith sending a delegation to tatooine - ostensibly to nurture galactic relations between their orders and the new power, but also to lowkey seduce shmi skywalker's son into marriage/a relationship because everyone knows that a parent's heart follows their children's happiness.

sith!obi-wan aka darth solence is selected to lead the sith seduction attempt. he's pretty confident - after all, he's led hundreds of seduction missions at this point, and he'd suffer a thousand different humiliations for the sake of the order of the sith who took him in after the jedi sent him to the agricorps.

the only problem is that he arrives on tatooine and shmi skywalker's son, anakin, is the most bland, boring, two-dimensional boy to ever breathe. he's completely uninterested in politics, in history, in the Force---he'd rather talk about pod-racing and--and Coruscanti daytime holo shows than anything of actual interest!

good thing the prince's manservant, kitster, is almost always hanging around. he's wrong about many things, obi-wan finds, but he's passionate. passionate and beautiful. oh, he loves pod-racing just as much as the prince, but he's fascinated by the Force and ready to tear obi-wan's eyes out over a passing negative observation on a droid. and did obi-wan mention that he's beautiful? with his golden curls and sky blue eyes and fierce scowl and broad shoulders and prominent eyebrows and even more prominent lips? the sith, as a general rule, appreciate passion, anger. beauty. obi-wan adores them as well.

but kitster the man servant isn't the person obi-wan has been flown to tatooine to seduce--he's duty-bound to seduce prince anakin. even if being around him feels like pulling his teeth out with rusty pliers.

if only obi-wan knew that shmi skywalker is more suspicious about the galaxy than she lets on. more protective of her son, too. if only he knew that her son, anakin, had a best friend growing up named kitster, who owed them both just enough life-debts to convince him to trade places with shmi's son for the length of the delegations' visit.

it's an easy sell after all -- who doesn't want to be a prince for a few weeks, no harm done?

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #one day darth solence will catch on #its the only thing i want someone to like enough to use in their fic #come on!! darth sidious...insidious....darth vader....invader....darth solence...insolence...it fits bitchy obi-wan so well #anyway it was an embarrassing few minutes i spent rummaging through my brain trying to find the masculine word for handmaiden #i was like kit come on you read so many fucking merthur fanfictions in 2012 #i remembered its manservant #but anyway to get to the actual tags for this au #she's so dramatic omg i love her (the au) #it's basically some sort of prince and the pauper situation?? #yeah i did originally type princess and the pauper because my exposure to that story was the barbie computer game no regrets #only overshare

[kevindavidday]

kevin is to jean what the foxes are to him

#kevin when he's being teased by the foxes: i hate them sm. useless people. no good. insolent idiots. #kevin when he sees jean: so :D jeeeereeeemmmyy #(makes kissy noises behind his back when they're watching a usc game) #jean: you want to fuck him so bad it makes u look stupid #like my brother in christ u ARE a fox #'some of them you like' he was one second away from making suggestive eyebrows #aftg #tfc #kevin day #jean moreau #the foxes

[mothwingwritings]

Idk why this got on my mind but what if (yandere baki’s characters of your choice) do if their darling faked an orgasm to get over with that shit ?

This ask makes me SO happy that I quite literally evilly cackled when I received it, so tysm and bless you anon. <3

(N S F W SO 18+ ONLY PLEASE!!!)

Here is a list that I have lovingly comprised for your perusal :

Believes you are actually getting off and gets a big head about it. He’s SO good at pleasing his baby, look how quickly he made you turn into a quivering, cumming mess? Stroke game IMMACULATE, tbh. It’s pure skill baby! He knows all the techniques you love and is a literal sex god built for bringing you pleasure. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ : Doppo, Biscuit, Koushou, Katou, Guevara, Musashi.

Can tell you are faking and gets really sad about it. He loves you so much, why is that not translating to his love making??? Why are you pretending, do you really want to get this over with that quickly? He is hurt and distraught and just kind of gives up after he gets off, planning and plotting how to approach this next go around so that you feel as good as he does. (ㅠ﹏ㅠ): Baki,  Retsu, Katsumi, Biscuit, Motobe.

Can tell you are faking but for some fucked up misguided reason thinks that you are doing it to benefit him? Like you are concerned you are taking up too much of his time or something so you are rushing yourself so as not to not bother him. It frustrates him and actively makes him DETERMINED to keep going until he coaxes something REAL out of you, no matter how long that may take. You could never be a burden to him baby, he’s ready to give you all the time in the world.😤😌: Baki, Shibukawa, Retsu, Hanayama, Katsumi, Motobe, Guevara, Musashi.

Realizes you are faking and it PISSES HIM OFF. ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)💢 Because you are being a lying little brat he is going to take EXTRA time and pay you EXTRA attention to you until you are cumming again and again and again. He’s gonna be mean as hell about this, incessantly edging you and teasing you until you are BEGGING for actual release. By the time he’s actually done you are going to be an overstimulated, sore, fucked out mess. : Yujiro, Jack, Koushou, Katou, Kureha.

Realizes you are doing it and doesn’t give a shit, he’s not doing this for your pleasure anyway. He’ll be done when he’s done, he couldn’t give a fuck if you get off or not.💅: Yujiro, Kureha, Doyle, Pickle (in Pickle's case it’s not so much that he doesn’t care so much as he’s just like well, time to mate because I want to! Where’s my partner? Time for them to fulfill their role in this, they’ll take it how they take it. :))

Is too caught up in their own feelings of pleasure to even notice your response. ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ: Doppo, Shibukawa, Hanayama, Jack, Doyle, Pickle.

#I had a lot of fun with this #a lot of them I feel like would be so ego driven that they have a hard time accepting it #so they just chose to believe it's something weird going on with you #instead of you actually not wanting to be intimate with them ^^; #or performance issues on their end #they love you and you love them so like whats the problem??? #but others would just be big mad. the insolence. you will pay for it. >:( #and some are just... sad #Anyway thank you again! #mothresponse #mothwingswritings #baki headcanons #n s f w baki headcanons #yandere baki headcanons #yandere baki the grappler

[fox-guardian]

everyone look at my stompers

[ID: A waist-down mirror selfie of a white person wearing black cargo pants, multicolored flannel, bike chain pocket chains, and black knee-high platform boots with leather strap lacing and brick detailing on the platforms. They also have a green sanitizer bottle attached to their belt loop with keys and keychains hanging from it, including a mystery machine tag and a purple crab pop it. Their phone is held at waist height and is plain black with a neon yellow pop socket. The background is a messy colorful bedroom. end ID]

#what is my selfie tag again #idk anyway i feel POWERFUL i love these things so much #i still need to get insoles for them but that Does Not Stop Me from wearing them out anyway akdjsksks

[lecsbootymain]

i just saw an edit of stsg with masquerade from dangerously yours in he background and no actually, i'm not okay

"You mean you're actually going to kill me?" "I mean just that." "Well, go ahead." "I'll do this my own way," "You won't do it. You can't pull the trigger. You can't pull it because you love me."

#stop literally stop #what if i just #kmsed what then #dear insta user #just so you know #i accept cheques and cash alike #don't tell me you thought you could get away with this without paying for the therapy???? #such insolence #stsg #satosugu #satoru gojo #suguru geto #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #dangerously yours #masquerade

[almostsweetangel]

the reason why dhmis tv feels 'less scary' to most people than the webseries is because the stoplight trio are now aware of the pattern and are more or less resigned to it (minus the occasinal breakdown) and the teachers are way less powerful than the OG teachers.

in the original series, the trio only begin to expect a teacher showing up by episode four (in fact, harry deliberately seeks one out - turning to gilbert when they need to know what the biggest thing in the world is, only to be hijacked by colin), and in that same episode, his self-awareness is rewarded by the narrative with forcible removal from the house.

the original series is a theatre of helplessness, control, and punishment. the trio remember everything that's happened to them but are unable to stop it, and get put through agonizing lessons by teachers that warp reality around them and antagonize them when they toe out of line. when they become self-aware, they're immediately punished by the show (harry getting kicked out into the real world, robin getting canned and cannibalized), and the surviving members have to keep going despite it.

in the new series, their memories are spotty but they're resigned to the teachers showing up. they expect them to the point where it's routine. AND their teachers aren't as untouchable as the old ones, and the trio can toe out of line. the briefcase leaves halfway through the lesson, the coffin gets absolutely blasted to pieces by a shovel, the family gets eaten by roy, warren gets the living shit roasted out of him before getting speared, the train dies midway through before his corpse gets used as a car, and the meter gets her batteries stolen. the trio still are helpless regarding their situation with the house and the loop, but they're nowhere near as under the mercy of the teachers as they used to be.

#MANNY OBLITERATED A TEACHER. JOT THAT DOWN. FIRST TEACHER KILL GOES TO HIM #and before anyone goes Yeah but didn't harry constantly sass colin in the og? YES!!!! AND HE GOT BOOTED OFF SET FOR IT! #colin was constantly passive aggressive towards him and the episode ends with his head exploding! #the narrative punishes any form of antagonism the characters have! as soon as robin goes I DONT WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE #he wakes up on the operating table! the show is a living thing that punishes them for their insolence! #the tv series is kinder. the horror comes from the unknown. not from the knowledge that you're trapped here and there's nothing you can do #ANYWAY THAT'S WHY COLIN LITERALLY STRETCHING HIS MONITOR TO ACCOMMODATE THE TRIO AND SAYING I LOVE YOU IS SO SPECIAL #CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR MY CLEVERY GUY!!!!!! #dhmis #dhmis spoilers #don't hug me i'm scared #yes im using the old terms like stoplight trio. sue me. what. do you want to remember that we also used to call harry Red Mop #AND spaghetti monster

[wildwood-faun]

new shoes arrived!!

#they're sooo comfy. did not expect that. #could possibly have taken a size smaller but with an extra insole these are great so i won't go through the return hassle #i'm afraid of going outside in these lol. it's my first pair of leather soles i think! #life of kit

[taralen]

Hello again...

This... "SPAMON" guy sure is a tough challenge... do i really look like a puppy trying to impress you with my tricks?

JUST LIKE A MUTT?!

He's quite refined talking, so cautious with his movements, injecting VENOM directly to your neck just like as a snake would. Cold blooded animal. Will he give you the same treatment as i could offer? Señorita, don't fall in love with such scum. You need someone who will protect you at all costs, gently taking your delicate hands and guiding you outside the winterstorm of that heart-shaped room you are in. Stepping away from that cell, i would lead you foward to take a seat and enjoy a ride in a red Chevy Impala from 1960, with our final destination, the coast. You can see the waves moving peacefully in the shore while you feel the refreshing breeze of the coast, this thanks to the speed we are going... the hot rays of sun palping your beautiful face will illumine those eyes full of warmth. Such wonderful eyes i can only imagine. Can you hear my strangelove? I would be so lucky to have those eyes on me.

I'm eager to know if you have an specific snack you like? I'd love to please and serve you in any way possible, if you let me. You like homemade food? Are you into sweets, sour, spicy meals? Some grapes and sandwiches sound good for a picnic in this scenario. I can only prepare to impress you with my antics.

It seems we are in different timezones, since i couldn't see your teases right away.

...bark.

LOVE LETTER (CHALLENGER) #3

#musings #my art #self portrait #answered #ask answered #inbox #thanks anon! #love letter response #spamton anon #Sorry this is late! #You are quite romantic as well Challenger #but you are treading dangerous territory being so insolent to Spamon G. Anon... #Hope to [HEAVEN] that he's not who I think he is right? #AHEAEHAEHEHEHE

[keyboard-vampira]

Andrew Minyard wears combat boots because yes, they look cool, but also mostly because they make him look taller

#I like to think that Andrew is just a tiny bit annoyed about being shorter than mostly everyone else #he would add insoles to look even taller but knows it’d be more embarrassing than worth it #Aaron doesn‘t wear combat boots but insoles (in hopes of no one finding out) so he‘s still just as tall as Andrew #aftg #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew minyard

[widevibratobitch]

when i say i am obsessed with him

#'indescribable insolence' <3333 #dumas writing aramis in '20 years after': #i am going to create a character that is so egdy sarcastic provocative and irritating to everyone around him #and im gonna make stirring shit being an asshole and gruesome murder his favourite hobbies #and he did just as he said. bless him. #most character ever #and what makes him even better is the contrast between 20YA!aramis and t3M!aramis. its hilarious. #my man really went feral. midlife crisis some call it. i call it character development of all time. i call it serving cunt. #aramis as a musketeer a soldier a man in a profession where you're literally paid for killing people: #sweetness and mildness personified writes poetry and theology essays in his free time never gambles dreams about dedicating his life to god #aramis as a priest: whooo boy i hope i get to fUCKING KILL A PERSON TODAY >:D #anyway. i love him a normal amount or something. #the three musketeers #alexandre dumas #anyway. i reread this scene and the charenton battle today because it's definitely in my top 3 aramis moments #also the english translation on the gutenberg page omits two lines of dialogue that i remembered from my polish translation #and it goes something like #de Chatillon says 'i think you're looking for a fight sir' to which Aramis basically responds with 'oh nooo you *think*? Imao'. iconic. #(and its even funnier cause that makes athos immediately go 'aramis stfu plz' and aramis just goes 'no <3' im obsessed with them) #vingt ans apres #do i have a #twenty years after #tag?? not sure tbh i think i dont but tagging just in case ig

[ayceofcard]

ugh some little aotc padakin (gremlin) sketches

#padme (and obiwan) are stronger than i am #because if i saw this man pouting in my presence i wouldn't hesitate to fuck the insolence out of- *gunshots* #i'm so sorry i'll behave #star wars #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #padakin #my art #ughhh he's just so cute in some parts of the movie #feral. but cute. like a pup

[king-sassy08]

Kinn: you're able to take my brother out of the house?

Porsche: ...yes. aren't I great?

Kinn: come with me.

Kinn in his head: I'm gonna fuck this guy so nasty

#honestly i dont even think there's sex in this show but im so amused by their dynamic #insolent little boy toy sticking his hand in the lions mouth and pissing off his fruity ass boss #hes like a court jester flirting with the king and pissing him off #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #jay jabbers #kp e3

[brotherdusk]

in my most devastatingly 25+ move yet I just spent 45 minutes macgyvering together some proper arch support for my new boots

#the insoles I bought didn't even touch my arches so I had to improvise adapt overcome #they're incredibly comfortable now but the damage to my pride? immense #god gives his highest arch battles to his tiniest footed soldiers #txt

[angiestown]

I had so much fun dressing up at pride that now I'm super tempted to buy another expensive pair of chunky boots but in black so I can wear them for more casual looks, but I also just bought two new pairs of regular shoes and I really don't go out enough to justify buying a fourth pair of shoes in 6 months

#also those pink boots hurt like hell after a few hours #like they fit perfectly they are so comfy but the insides have no give at all they are so hard #worth it for the look though #I ordered some insoles yesterday so hopefully those help next time I wear them #also I've got wide feet so it can be hard to find shoes that fit but also chunky boots just seem to be wider than regular shoes #so that might not be an issue