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PIU-PIU's analysis revealed that the human mechanism of love is similar to the foundations of the universe. Hence Dr. Cus-Monsieur could at last reach enlightenment on the secret of the universe.
'The time of the universe is linear, connected to infinite future, not one,' realized the doctor.
Under covers from the watchful eyes of MASA, he installed within PIU-PIU a 'forbidden mechanism' that would allow PIU-PIU to transcend time and space.
Thus he gave birth to a time machine that can take its user to the past or a certain point in the future.
🕊 ˚✧ ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ ˚₊ ✧ ゚ 🕊 ˚✧ ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ ˚₊ ✧ ゚ 🕊 ˚✧ ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ ˚₊ ✧ ゚ 🕊 ˚✧ ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ ˚₊ ✧ ゚ 🕊˚✧ ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ ˚₊ ✧ ゚ 🕊
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kuiinncedes · 2 years
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in1-nutshell · 2 months
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Hi!! Me again (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง✨❤️, English maybe bad but I still want to request, sorry first 🤣💧
I was wonder if you know the movie name "PACIFIC RIM".
A movie about "Jaeger" vs "Kaiju".
"Kaiju": A big and scary monster, make by a Alien and send them to earth by a hole under the sea.
They plan is to clean humanity and take control of the Earth.
"Jaeger": A robot human make to fight back the "Kaiju", to protect the Earth, a "Jaeger" need two person to take control of it.
I have an ideal about Buddy, a "Jaeger" pilot and they Twin, is they company to control the robot.
But when they send out to fight, got into a weird light green tornado, send them to the place near the place Cliffjumpber and Cons are fighting.
The Vehicon got scared, leave Cliffjumber behind, and runaway...
Cliffjumber: Wwwait!! Take me with you!!
Vehicon: YOU ON YOUR OWN!!!
And the Twin were speechless...
Buddy Twin: I kinda feel bad for the Red one...
Buddy: It kinda cute...maybe...can we keep them? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✨
Buddy Twin: ...Why not (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง✨?
And Cliffjumber take them to the base with them, the Bots was like: "What did you got there??"
Cliffjumber: A energon smoothie?
While big azz Jaeger behind them, waving friendly: (´・ω・`)✌️
What bots will react?
And Cons when the "Jaeger" come to help Bots fighting?
"Jaeger": Plane, Piu Piu Piu!! *Hold the plane and cutely spin*
Starscream: Get your hand OFF me !!!
Soundwave: *Take a pic*
THANK FOR READING ❤️✨
I love this little interactions the Jaeger had in the ask! This is a bit shorter than what I would want, but I hope its enough. If its not what you want, please let me know! Thank you for explaining your ask more, I'm considering in seeing the movie now.
Maybe we will see more Jaeger content in the future.
Hope you enjoy!
Human Buddy and their Twin with a giant Jaeger reactions from Cliffjumper, Wheeljack, Starscream, and Megatron
SFW, Platonic, Human reader
TFP
Buddy and Twin were testing a new prototype weapon for the company.
They were strapped in the Jaeger and very eager to try it out.
No one told them about the giant portal behind them.
They got sucked in.
When they landed, they looked around seeing a bunch of smaller looking robots.
Most of them being purple and surrounded by a red one.
Thinking that they were smaller prototype versions of the Jaegers, Buddy and Twin waved at them.
The purple ones took one look at them and left leaving the red one looking up at them.
Twin had the idea of picking the red one up for further inspection.
It certainly was a new model, it looked like it had a mind of its own.
Soon a giant swirly looking portal opened revealing even more robots.
What in the world was happening?
Team that would immediately try and fight the giant Jaeger
These bots have a right to try and fight the giant Jaeger. It’s huge and a potential enemy! Granted there are few that will ask some questions by the end of the fight, but most just want to get rid of it.
Megatron
Starscream
Wheeljack
Team that is in shock to see another robotic being so big
These bots are in slight awe seeing the giant. It had been a long time since either side had seen a being of that size. They will want to recruit them to their side of the war. Are they secretly afraid of it? Absolutely. Are they going to voice it? Absolutely not.
Cliffjumper
Megatron
Team that is surprised to find some humans piloting the thing
All of them. If they are telling otherwise, they are lying. Now whether the bot chooses to get rid of the humans is another story. Maybe not yet, they are still needed. But they are not essential.
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disgruntledexplainer · 6 months
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I feel like I shouldn't have to preface criticisms of Capitalism with "but communism and fascism are worse". that should be a given. yet time and again i'm forced to do so. because people can't seem to get it through their heads that all three are abominations in the sight of God. me talking about the abuses of corporations and how people can no longer afford to live off of their own wages and how free-market capitalism has a habit of creating a slave caste in all but name and destroying religious tradition with commercialism and encouraging lust and greed, does not mean that I condone the murderous genocidal hatred dehumanization and brain-dead nationalism of fascism that gets millions of people killed, or the "violence is the answer to everything" short-sighted idiotic tunnel vision materialism and cold secularism of communism that somehow manages to get even more people killed.
they're all awful, and I reserve the right to label them as such.
(Pius-XI-style Catholic Distributism for the win my dudes.)
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christinesficrecs · 5 months
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Happy holidays in advance ❄️ 🎅 🎄 ! Whenever and if u have time Pl share fics where stiles or Derek have the bad boy image. Thank u!
Hey you! Happy Holidays!! 🎄⛄️🎄 I love it when they're both bad, very 10 Things I Hate about you. 🥰
A High School Cliché. by halelujah | 2.8K
“Are you the one that played a porno in the Principal’s office?” A gruff voice asks.
“Depends if you’re the one that threw a dumbbell through a window.” He drawls, not bothered in moving from his comfy spot.
The Athlete & The Criminal by damnfancyscotch | 12.1K | Explicit
“What’re you doing here, Stilinski? Did you only score half the winning points at the last lacrosse game instead of all of them?”
Stiles snorts and says, “I thought you were locked up, Hale.”
Derek huffs a laugh and drawls, “Not quite yet.”
The Great Pretender by talktowater | 45.2K | Explicit
Stiles is the new kid at Beacon Hills High, class of 1958 and he's trying to make an impression. Derek can't figure out why this kid is so set on making such a bad one.
Six Minutes by  CosmoKid | 4.3K
“What do you want?” Derek practically grows when Stiles is near enough to hear. He can definitely feel the werewolf vibes coming from the guy as well as the fuck off vibes that roll off him in tsunami-sized waves.
Stiles has one thing he needs to say to Derek, but he also has eight million questions to ask him about the werewolf thing and he can barely sort out his thoughts as it is, let alone when there’s a ridiculously attractive werewolf who’s basically Adonis staring at him. Derek takes another drag of his cigarette and raises his eyebrows at Stiles expectantly. He shivers and blurts out, “Six minutes.”
Finstock’s Wilderness Camp for Boys by  rainsoakedshoes | 12.1K
“What happens if I don’t go?”
“You get charged with breaking and entering, and you will probably serve time in a juvenile facility,” the sheriff said matter of factly. “That’s if you’re lucky enough to be tried as a minor.”
“You’d send your own son to jail?” Stiles asked in disbelief.
“You broke into someone’s home, Stiles!” The sheriff took a breath to compose himself and ran a hand across his face. “And this isn’t the first time. I can’t keep bailing you out of trouble. I don’t have any favours left to call in. Either you agree to go to the camp and clean up your act, or you risk getting tried as an adult.”
Don’t Judge a Derek By His Cover by  captaintinymite (augopher) | 4.5K
Stiles doesn’t care about the rumors surrounding Beacon Hills High School’s resident bad boy, Derek Hale. In fact, he thinks the rumors are total crap. Of course, being secretly in love with someone has a way of clouding one’s judgment.
However, he knew for a fact that Derek liked books. So when the two paired up for a final English project, he was excited (but also a little terrified).
But you know what they say…never judge a book by its cover. The same goes for people.
The Best Bad Things by  TroubleIWant | 10.5K
“Fuck,” Stiles moans again, squirming desperately against Derek’s crotch. “You gotta - gotta give me something.” He does his best to slide a hand into the back of Derek’s underwear, and gets far enough that his middle finger brushes the base of his spine.
“I am,” Derek says, reaching back to grab Stiles by the wrist. He deftly pins both of the kid’s arms above his head and grins, all teeth. Stiles goes quiet, then, chest heaving and eyes wide. This is what he’s here for, after all. To feel like he’s doing something dangerous.
"Five Days in Detention" (A Future Song by Stiles Stilinski) by alisvolatpropiis | 3.4K
It’s still preseason, sure, but he needs to be practicing. He led the team to the State semifinals last year, and he’s determined to not only make it to the finals this year, but to win the title. He should be on the field right now, practicing his play calls and prepping for next week’s season opener against Saint Pius.
And he can’t do that if he’s wasting his time in detention with these losers. There are a couple of burnouts lazing over some seats by the window, one kid with his face on a desk, hood over his head, and a few Goth kids are sitting in the back corner, looking surly and morose. Maybe you wouldn’t be so miserable if you didn’t listen to such shitty music, he thinks, turning towards his usual seat in the back of the room.
He pauses for the briefest of moments when he sees who’s already sitting there, in the second-to-last row, black-clad limbs spread out, acoustic guitar in his lap, long fingers casually plucking at the strings.
Stiles Stilinski.
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ratguy-nico · 3 months
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Geneuary prompt Crush / Birthday
This as a matter of fact was the firts Geneuary piece I drew, why? Cause... it was the first prompt that come to mind. yeah Im not that deep. At least not at thinking.
Scene from the movie Sixteen Candles, why? cause for me this movie combine perfectly the Crush prompt with the b-day prompt.
-ejem ejem- Starring in this piece not only my Genie Wieny Beanie but also co-starring as the romantic interest -dum duru dum- ALEXIS!!! oc, child of the awesome @golden--doodler also known as the person to whom we owe Geneuary @goldendoodlerlockerlove -fuegos artificiales, epic solo de guitarra, explosiones piu-piu piu-
fvk forget to mention draw Alexis heavily inspired in @drawthething commision with golden were they drew Alexis so kudos to them too. (love your drawings)
(more about the drawing down here)
... Yeah...
The thing is! As I said before this is a scene from the movie Sixteen Candles starring Molly Ringwald most known for The Breakfast Club movie that actually have an episode of Bob's Burgers dedicated to it. do you see the connection?
So yeah, don't remember if is actually mentioned but I'm totally sure Gene is a big Molly Ringwald fan, is just his type of girl icon.
The movie in itself is a movie that carries a lot of good memories for me. My mom loves to show me movies from her childhood and teen years.
I remember watching this movie with my mom we both laughing of all the craziest shit that this movie had, commenting how different movies were back then and crushing over Molly Ringwald.
And then just a couple of days ago as a way to find the inspiration again I decided to watch it again with my lil sis who almost cry in the end scene (not the romantic one, the one with the girl and her dad)
And we catch sight of a lesbian! Hunting lesbians in older movies since 2024
The thing is even though I love this movie I have to say is from the 80's, wich mean hella racist toward asian people, very misogynist, and it have boobs (that is not a real problem but since people on twit is trying to banned sex I added it) so yeah, watch carefully. But totally recommended.
There's a scene I would also draw with Tina and Bob from this movie.
Second fun fact. Even though this was the first drawing I made I didn't made the romantic interest until this wednesday.
Originally I though Alex, but I wasn't 100% convinced cause at that point I was heart broken at the realization they were probably discarding his character (note: I don't know if they are discarding the character) (read as a Mort situation) So yeah.
Then I though DAH! Courtney, but I don't ship them as a couple so that didn't seem quite right.
Then talking with Golden I got really fond of their OC Alexis and though, why not? I believed in signs.
The universe talk and I have to listen. The fact that Golden decided to tell me about their character right when I was starting to draw this piece was all I needed to know.
Also I though of just letting that spot blank and maybe made a dynamic were people put whoever they wanted with Gene. Which for me could been hella funny. But I don't think anyone would actually want to do that so yeah.
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izzielizzie · 8 months
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Hey! What are your OOU couples wedding headcanons? 😍 (ilysm queen xoxo)
phoebe and knox
their wedding is the biggest and fanciest of the bayview crew's wedding
curtesy of melissa lawton ofc
they get married right out of college and no one can convince me otherwise
the first ones to get married
they just spent a lot of time not being together because of outside influences and now they just want to spend the rest of their lives together
all of phoebe + knox's family is there
plus the santoses, the bayview crew, ash & eli, and nonny
knox asks owen to be his best man and it makes phoebe cry for like three days straight
maeve is maid of honor
phoebe struggles with picking the wedding party because she should chose emma as maid of honor but maeve is her best friend and she was there for phoebe when no one else (other than knox) was
emma is actually the one who says phoebe should ask maeve
maeve throws herself into wedding planning
she and melissa are a force to be reckoned with
they're married in knox's back yard
phoebe chooses to wear a replica of her mother's dress but she asks ashton to help her sew on lace detail to make it her own
addy does phoebe's hair and keely does her makeup
phoebe plans on walking down the aisle by herself but as she's getting ready she realizes she doesn't actually want to be by herself
before she puts on her dress she hunts down cooper and pulls him aside
"it's okay if you don't want to, but you were there for me at a time when i really needed support. would you maybe want to walk down the aisle with me?"
cooper can't answer for a few minutes because he's full on sobbing
of course he says yes, and phoebe is so happy she thought to ask him
there's a lot of crying at the wedding because phoebe looks so beautiful and happy and knox looks so happy and they're just so in love
cooper and kris
they have a small wedding after kris graduates from medical school
it's at contigo
the restaurant is closed for the day
it's a small guest list: the bayview crew, nonny and lucas, kris's immediate family and friends, the santos family, and ash & eli
it's less of a wedding and more of a party since cooper and kris decided to just go to a courthouse a few days earlier
they all take turns telling stories about cooper and kris (obviously addy and keely's idea)
addy and phoebe baked the cake themselves
and luis learned how to cook some of kris's favorite dishes from germany over facetime with kris's mom
there's a lot of laughter and good food, which is exactly what coop and kris always wanted
addy and keely
they don't have a wedding
they wake up one day, decide to get married, get married, and then plan a joint facetime with their family/friends to tell them
phoebe and maeve take it upon themselves to throw a surprise party for the girls
they bake so many desserts and buy cute pastel pink decorations
luis and ash do all the cooking
they throw the party in kris and cooper's apartment
keely and addy love it so much
bronwyn and nate
bronwyn's parents plan most of the wedding since bron was busy finishing law school and nate became a partner in myers construction
it's held in the rojas' back yard
maeve is maid of honor and knox is best man
addy and phoebe are bridesmaids too
bronwyn wears a gorgeous dress that her grandmother made for her
nate's vows are in spanish
keely has to run interference with bronwyn's makeup because she's crying so hard at the vows
(i like to believe that nate went to mr rojas for help with his vows)
maeve puts together a slideshow of pictures of the couple instead of her speech, and the last picture is one that ellen took of them when they were little and still attending st. pius together
they print and frame the picture, and it lives on a shelf in their living room
maeve and luis
i kind of feel like maeve and luis don't get married for a while
maeve is a spanish teacher and luis is opening a restaurant so they don't have a lot of money for things like a wedding
luis proposes the night that the restaurant opens (yes this is @glitterandgoldrush's headcanon and i'm in love with it)
they just get married at a courthouse
but they have a potluck dinner that night with friends and family
it's everything they ever wanted
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cheritzteam · 2 years
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[The Ssum] Special Interview on The Ssum (feat. Bluebird)
Hello, this is Cheritz.
As we have entered the month of August, it has been raining a lot in Korea.
Are you waiting to hear the news on the official launching of <The Ssum : Forbidden Lab>?
Some of you might have realized there is a little secret(?) with the PV we previously released, and today we have brought small news!
Perhaps you are tired of seeing PIU-PIU all the time, so…
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We give you the Bluebird!
We have asked some questions in order to prepare you for your upcoming encounter with your special ssum-one! :D
(Please scroll down if you are interested!)
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***The following contents include the wholesome conversations that took place during the interview.***
Q. Please introduce yourself. A. I am the Bluebird, No. 37. I’d like to ask you to keep this interview brief, as there is a place that requires my presence right after.
Q. Where are you needed?  A. I’ve been relocating the post from ** sector on *** of *** to the lab studying human emotions.
Q. So you run the application that allows sweet, heart-fluttering chats between the users and this special ssum-one, right?? A. If you are talking about The Ssum, I must tell you that it is managed by the lab that studies love.
Q. (I’m starting to question where this conversation is going…) Is there a reason why all A.I.’s come in form of birds? A. That would be a top secret, classified.
Q. Uh... Sure... Anyways, let us move on and talk about the game. Is it true that contents worth 200 days of chat will be unfolded real-time? A. It is true.
Q. So what about chats that would take place after the 200th day? A. We are currently working on them.
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Q. Could you tell us whether you will provide matches with a variety of men who could be potential special ssum-one? (A lot of our users seek conversations with more than a single person…) A. It is highly likely that will be the case in the future. 
Q. Is it true that the special ssum-one will send messages whenever the user can check them for sure? Any chances that he will wake up the users in the middle of the night? A. Our A.I. named PIU-PIU used a unique technology that transcends time and space and provides a match between two different daily patterns.
Q. Is that a warning for sleep deprivation? A. Just make sure you enter the right data.
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Q. The disclosed images showed how the special ssum-one changes his hair and outfits. Is there a reason he does that? Or is this part of a special event?! A. That is up for him to decide.
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Q. (Now that was simple…) Will he get to send a lot of pictures? A. I cannot answer that one. I am not the special ssum-one.
Q. Come on, give us a hint! How many pictures can users expect each day?! A. According to our data, it is common to see a couple exchanging at least 10 pictures per day.
Q. (Is that supposed to be a hint??) Okay, moving on! Ever since PIU-PIU’s Love Bundle was revealed, we have been receiving questions about app subscription! A. You mean the upgrade for PIU-PIU. 
Q. Is subscription a must?? Does this mean that users cannot complete the game without upgrading PIU-PIU? A. PIU-PIU on default will not disappoint, although it does come with a bit of flaws.
Q. Will users get to experience termination of chats in the middle without subscription? A. No.
Q. So what is the immediate good that the users can find in upgrading PIU-PIU?  A. Its frequency will get stronger. 
Q. (I’m not sure if this fella is really here to promote this game…) Just what is the <Forbidden Lab>? Why is it forbidden? A. I’m afraid this is not the right time to tell you that. (Whisper) Come find me in the game.  And I must take my leave now.
Q. Wait! Before you go, please give us a word of promotion for The Ssum!!! A. It comes with features that make it more than a simple communication app.
Q. I see… Thank you for sparing your time. We will look forward to the Forbidden Lab and The Ssum!
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***End of the interview***
That is all from the Bluebird!
We hope it was helpful for those of you who had questions!
You will get to see a variety of surprises and treats from your special ssum-one for 200 days...
Spend your days and nights in sweetness as your chats with your special ssum-one grows deeper and sweeter, and find out all the hidden features of the app!
And we hope you will meet again with PIU-PIU and the Bluebird in the game.
Please remember that on the 17th of August, <The Ssum : Forbidden Lab> will be officially lauched!
We will bring more news to entertain you in the future, and we wish you a happy day!
-Cheritz-
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ryncorrect · 6 months
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The Ssum 2 is actually... not that bad?
It has been 14-ish days since The Ssum: Love From Today (or The Ssum Season 2 if we must) was released. We were introduced to a new character named June, a blonde cutie pie that looks kinda sad (?) and fragile (?) and reminds me of Yoosung from the very first picture release. His voice and the way he talks even gives off Yoosung vibe even more. The spoiler stated, “He has ties to someone from Mystic Messenger,” and I was like, OKAY YOOSUNG????? Or perhaps a little far off, RIKA????? Then bam it’s actually—welp if you haven’t played it yet then I’ll let you find it out yourself lol
The revelation received mixed reaction from “wtf” to “WTF??” and I gotta admit I was one of them who was like,,,,, why,,,,, but it didn’t get to make me stop playing June route because:
- The writing in this season actually gets better
Teo route was boring af (spoiler alert?) boi kept doing part time jobs, we got two couple fights that didn’t even make sense, and somehow he ended up getting involved in a cult like ??????? I know they were trying to build a slow pacing relationship that lasted 200 days and added many “realistic” things but fam this aint it. And don’t get me started with the waiting time in between his chats, like 20+ minutes to wait for him climbing a hill, in a bed time chat? Nah fuk u man
Harry route.... god I hate don’t like it very much because 1) he doesn’t make it easy for me at all, 2) some of MC options in the chat are either gold-diggerish, or very jealous, or mean, or ignorant, and I don’t wanna be that kinda person
Don’t get me wrong, Teo and Harry are good characters and their designs are cool but the storytelling... is really all over the place
Since the writer from Cheritz’s previous games including Mysme is making a comeback in this season for June, playing his route now I can really see the difference. June started off falling in love instantly for MC and in only like 5 days I found out he has terminal disease. Nice. Tragic and angsty and very Mysme of you, June
BUT other than that, the conversation flows nicely, not too short and too long, the waiting time is reasonable, and I love how we get to talk about the planets thing in the chat; MC telling June to write in Gratitude Diary, June telling MC that he likes to read stuffs in Root of Desire, Piu-Piu advising us to look around the planets as we wait for June. It makes a huge difference for me. The whole meeting-a-fateful-stranger-in-some-random-app concept feels more realistic, and those planets are now part of the story and not just there to... exist. Though, it does make me wonder if June has this battery thing going on for him too, and if that’s why he doesn’t call us as often as Teo used to (but I’m still on day 10 and he’s currently trying to recover his health, so perhaps he probably just doesn’t get the energy and time to call us often lolol)
AND I KINDA LIKE PIU-PIU HERE. It feels... useful and friendly now. Piu-Piu in Teo route feels like a mean sassy bird and Piu-Piu in Harry route is just weird and likes to invade people’s privacy
- June having ties with Mysme character
Yes, this is also another reason I keep playing. Finding out that this new lovable character has a relationship with one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite games? I’m sold. I don’t care if this is just some way of Cheritz to get Mysme players into The Ssum. They have the right to do so—I mean it’s their game??? Some people are also saying that Cheritz should just release another contents for Mysme rather than doing this with The Ssum, and I think that’s valid. But Mysme has been running for years already, and keeping an otome game around for this long must be very hard. Releasing another content for Mysme means that Cheritz must gather their old writers, old artists, and old voice actors and perhaps they don’t have the resources to do so
Ofc this reason might not be true and Cherits just simply doesn’t want to work on Mysme anymore, and that’s their decision I’d like to respect
Also, if Teo and Harry made me miss Mysme because of their poor writing, June here actually makes me want to play Mysme again because he’s related to ***** and it’s fun being able to see ***** from different perspective
Moreover I’d rather be a gf of June who has half-brother (oops) from Mysme than being Zen’s ex. Wtf was that
And who knows? Maybe we will get another chara who’s related to V next????? Idk tho it might be too much of a stretch but I’m not gonna complain lol
- Cheritz is trying their very best
Them using AI art is wrong, and they have addressed that issue so I won’t repeat it here. I just wanna acknowledge their effort in making a game we would enjoy. They're pretty fast in handling and responding to our complaints, they still give us some battery freebies in the game so people who can't afford batteries or subscription can save them to play, and tbh you don't have to purchase every paid option in the chat too (I know I don't). Some players also share the paid pictures online, so you can decide to pay just for the pictures you wanna keep. We have a friendly and helpful community ;_;
The subscription price is still too much for many players and I myself can’t afford it every month because I have a family to feed, but I try to understand that in the end Cheritz is still an independent company that has to make profit. They have to pay rent, their employees, and people who work with them. I encourage people who can afford to keep supporting them, and those who can’t, I’m sure Cheritz appreciates our support and feedback just as much!
In conclusion, I just love them and I hope they keep up with the hard work
I want to say much more tbh but I’m kinda tired so now I’ll get back to work—while waiting for June for our lunch chat
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Finders Keepers Ch 11. (Cormac McLaggen x fem!reader)
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Rating: Explicit 18+ (no smut)
Word Count: 5.9k
Warnings: Violence, injury detail
Summary: The new friend you made at the Holyhead Harpies tryouts is more than meets the eye.
A/N: If there's one thing I'm always gonna do it's announce a chapter will be posted on Sunday and post Friday instead. Sorry this took a hot minute - it's been through several drafts. McLaggen briefly channels Marc Darcy from Bridget Jones's Diary 2 and it made me swoon.
Tag list: @pretendfan, @countlambula, @ratsys, @aweidlich, @navs-bhat, @stainedpomegranatelips, @chiaraanatra, @xxvelvetxxxx, @ohnoitsrosie, @dracosisteer, @daisydark, @intense-sneezing, (let me know if you want removed at any point btw!)
Chapter 11: Blood Traitor
“Right then, here’s to the Holyhead Harpies’ two newest signings,” says McLaggen, grinning and raising his pint glass.
You beam at him, still giddy with excitement and hardly able to take it all in. You’ve done it. You’ve actually done it. And what’s more, you think you’ve made a friend in your new teammate. The only prospect at tryouts who had managed to get a goal past you was the other newest Holyhead Harpy signing and chaser, Cerys Thicknesse, who had taken McLaggen up on his offer to join you at the wizarding pub a few miles outside of Surrey to celebrate.
“And you’re sure you don’t mind a third wheel while I wait on my friend?”
And with that, the three of you apparated to The Black Dragon which was, from the way McLaggen and Cerys told it, the only decent wizarding pub in the south outside of London. When you arrived, you found it was as packed as you’d expect any pub to be on a Saturday evening. And now as the three of you sit around a small, beer-soaked table, you feel like you can finally relax and enjoy your moment.
“Here, here!” Cerys cheers, clinking her glass against yours and McLaggen’s. She twists the ends of her long, black hair, looking at him. “I’m so sure I know you from somewhere. I recognise your face.”
“Probably from Hogwarts,” he suggests.
She laughs. “I’ll take that as a compliment. How old are you?”
“Eighteen,” he says.
“Both of you? You’re just babies! I would have been in my sixth year when you started. And no offense but I didn’t pay much attention to the ickle firsties.” She pauses, drinking thoughtfully.
“Does your family live around here?” You ask. “McLaggen, your house isn’t far from here, right?”
Cerys clicks her fingers in realisation.
“McLaggen! That’s it. Crickey, you’re the spitting image of your dad. He’s the Deputy Head of Magical Law Enforcement, right?”
“You know my dad?” McLaggen looks baffled.
“He works with my dad, Pius Thicknesse, you know him? I did a bit of work experience with them at the Ministry a few years ago.”
“Oh, right! Of course… yeah. How is he?” He asks tentatively.
She hesitates. “Always at work. Yours?”
McLaggen laughs a little awkwardly. “Yeah, he’s the same. Your dad is keeping him busy.”
Wow. So Cerys’s dad was McLaggen’s dad’s boss.
There’s a bit of a grim silence when neither of them says anything. You haven’t read a copy of the Daily Prophet all summer but you know from what McLaggen’s told you that everyone at the Ministry is under a lot of pressure in the wake of You-Know-Who’s return.
“God, it’s like half of Hogwarts is here,” you say, just to break the stony silence. There are a few faces from other houses and years that you sort of recognise from Hogwarts. You suppose it’s a small world when every witch and wizard in the country goes to the same school.
“Oh yeah, all the really old wizarding families live around here. Makes sense really, they all moved out to the country hundreds of years ago when the Muggles in London started multiplying.”
“Right, yeah…” You’re pretty sure that was a note of disdain in her voice. Normally, you’d question it but you’ve only just made the team. The last thing you want to do is make assumptions about your teammate and jeopardise your position before you’ve even picked up your uniform.
McLaggen senses it too. He gives your thigh a comforting squeeze under the table in acknowledgement. Silent reassurance that he not only heard it but understands your predicament.
“So, how long have you two been going out then?” Cerys asks.
You’re glad of another change of subject but you’re not sure when to start counting from.
“Since December,” says McLaggen, looking at you adoringly and not concerning Cerys with the finer on-and-off details. His warm smile and his hand on your leg make your stomach flip. 
“And you both live down here?”
“McLaggen does. I’m about to stay with his family for a couple of weeks until we decide where to live.”
She groans. “You’re so lucky. It’s so hard to find a boyfriend from a decent family these days.” Well. Now you know what she means by that. You’re wondering why you’ve flown under her radar as a Muggle-born. Your performance at trials? Your being here with McLaggen?
Before either of you can reply, Cerys excuses herself to the bathroom. As soon as she’s out of earshot you turn to McLaggen. “What the fuck?” you half-laugh, half-exhale in disbelief. 
He looks at her figure darkly as she disappears through the bathroom door. “I had a bad feeling as soon as she said who her dad was. You’ve heard of Amelia Bones, right?” he asks in a hushed voice.
The name sounds vaguely familiar. “Someone at the Ministry?”
“Amelia Bones was the Head of my dad’s department. But she was murdered - by You-Know-Who himself apparently.”
Your eyes widen. “Murdered?”
“And then everyone assumed Scrimgeour would put my dad in charge. But for some reason, he gave Thicknesse the job.” He shakes his head and takes a sip of his drink. “He and my dad are good friends… he must have had his reasons. But now Thicknesse is making everyone work on a ‘top secret’ piece of legislation.”
You frown. “How can legislation be top secret? Doesn’t it need to go through the Wizengamot? Anyone can turn up to watch those meetings.”
McLaggen shrugs. “None of it makes sense. I guess I’ll find out more when I start working there.” He puts down his pint glass glumly.
“You alright, McLaggen?”
“Yeah! Yeah, totally fine,” he says a bit too quickly, rearranging his face into a smile.
“Are you worried about your dad?”
“We’ll talk later. I don’t want to make things about me. Not when we’re celebrating.”
“Well, I think someone’s already put a bit of a dampener on that.” You give an edgy look at the ladies’ to make sure Cerys isn’t coming back. “Tell me. Please.”
He puts down his drink and takes both of your hands in his. “I am so incredibly, unbelievably proud of you. You know that, right?” You stare into his green eyes. He means it. “And seeing your dreams come true today makes me so happy. You’re so sure of what you want and so determined to get it - and today you did. But it also made me realise… I have no idea what I’m doing.”
“You mean working at the Ministry?”
“The more I find out about the office politics the less I want to work there.”
You twist your mouth, thinking about Amelia Bones. “It sounds really dangerous. I’m surprised your dad still wants you to join.”
“Yeah… I mean, I don’t think I’d be great at keeping secrets the way my dad does. Or working in an office with all those Ministry-types.”
“You’re starting to sound like my dad.” You allow yourself a small smirk but he doesn’t say anything, he just looks at your hands in his. “Cormac,” you add quietly. “You should take him up on his offer. It would mean you could at least lie low for a bit”
He lets out a tiny exhale of a laugh. “Yeah, right. My dad would kill me. He’d say it’d bring our whole family into shame if I ditched the Ministry to play a Muggle sport.”
“Well… you don’t need to tell him. Not right away,” you suggest. “Keep it vague - you could say you’re taking a gap year in Scotland. Hunting Nogtails or whatever it is you used to do with your Uncle Tiberius.”
McLaggen pauses, considering this. “Yeah… that might work.”
“We’ve still got a few weeks for you to decide.”
“What about us, though? I thought we were going to start looking at places to live near The Harpies’ training ground?”
“I’d move back to Scotland in a second. We could always get a flat, and connect it to the Floo Network so I can travel to Wales. I mean, we’d probably spend a fortune on Floo powder. But it would be worth it if we were both happy.”
He nods, looking considerably more cheerful than he had been a second ago. “Let’s talk about it back at mine. Here comes Cerys - we’ll make our excuses and get out of here after this drink.”
Cerys stops in the middle of the pub, talking to a tall, hulking boy with black hair who has his back to you.
“We might be in for a lucky escape,” you say. “Looks like her mate has finally arrived.”
Cerys waves brightly and starts walking over to your table. Her new companion turns around to follow her and with a sinking feeling, you recognise him. And from the way his eyes narrow when he spots you and McLaggen, he recognises you too.
Marcus Flint. He was the captain of the Slytherin Quidditch Team when you first started playing in your second year. He and your predecessor Rodger Davies hated each other with a passion. And for good reason. It was no secret that Marcus was highly selective when it came to the Slytherin team - only allowing purebloods to even try out whereas Davies was Muggle-born just like you. You frown, remembering how Flint would make a spectacle of wiping his hand on his robes after their Captain’s handshake. 
Cerys sits back down. Her new companion doesn’t follow suit.  “This is Marcus. Marcus this-”
“I didn’t expect to see you keeping company like this, Cerys,” Flint snorts.
She looks up from Marcus and back to the two of you, confused.
“You’re having drinks with an up-jumped daddy’s boy and a mudbl-”
“Careful,” McLaggen cuts across him warningly. “Say that word and we’re going to have a problem.”
“Careful?” laughs Flint. “You’re the one who should be careful, McLaggen.”
“Oh yeah? Why’s that?”
“What is this?” asks Cerys, her nostrils flaring as she glares at you accusatorily. She looks at McLaggen. “Have you been confunded? Or maybe your dad just hasn’t told you.”
“Won’t be long til they’ve got them all rounded up, McLaggen. You should ditch her before they throw you in Azakaban too for being a blood traitor.”
Rounded up? Azkaban?
“I’m not going to tell you twice -” starts McLaggen, getting to his feet. You remember when you first started playing Quidditch you thought the then-sixth-year Flint was the biggest person you’d ever seen. But as McLaggen draws himself to his full height, you see the tiniest flicker of surprise in Flint’s eyes when McLaggen’s become level with his.
“Cormac, what’s going on?” you ask, panic making your heart pump wildly in your chest, all your senses telling you that something dangerous is about to happen.
“Nothing. It’s nonsense.”
“Didn’t you read this morning’s Prophet?” Flint sneers. “Times are changing. S’perfectly fine to call her what she is.” He takes a step towards McLaggen. “Mudblood.”
McLaggen takes a deep breath. “Flint, will you step outside, please?”
Marcus Flint sneers. “What? You gonna duel me, McLaggen?”
Absurdly McLaggen laughs. So loudly it attracts the attention of several other pub-goers. He looks at you as he laughs as if he simply can’t believe the punchline of a hilarious joke Flint has just told. 
He straightens his face. “No.” He turns back to face Flint and looks at him seriously. “I’m going to beat the shit out of you.”
Before Flint can even twitch his fingers for his wand, McLaggen punches him square in the face. The witches and wizards in the pub reel away from the commotion in panic. Cerys screams and Flint grabs McLaggen’s shoulders, dragging him out of the front doors onto the gravel path outside.
You abandon your bags and brooms, almost knocking the table over to push Cerys out of the way and get through the door before her. 
You burst outside in time to see Flint elbow McLaggen in the face as McLaggen drags him to the floor. They scramble on the ground, sending dust and pebbles flying. McLaggen gets up first, pushing down hard on Flint’s face against the gravel. Flint tries to lift himself up but McLaggen punches down, hitting him once, twice, three times. The sound of his fists make sickening, dull thuds as they sink into Flint’s face while he splutters on the ground raggedly.
You’d always joked you’d like to see McLaggen hit someone.
But this is brutal. 
“Cormac!” 
Your cry rips through the evening air, making McLaggen look up at you for a split second, his bloody fist raised above Flint’s head.
“Petrificus totalus!” screams a voice behind you.
You turn to see Cerys with her wand pointed at McLaggen. 
His body goes rigid and you barely have time to register her using such an unfair, underhanded tactic before Flint kicks out from under him, getting to his feet. Using all his might, he kicks McLaggen’s constricted body right in the stomach and you hear the distinct crack of ribs breaking.
A horror-stricken sob escapes your lips as Flint walks around to his head, and it’s like you see the scene before you unfolding in slow motion as Flint raises a foot, getting ready to stamp on McLaggen’s face.
You don’t have time to think. You just react.
“Impedimenta!” you cry, brandishing your wand and sending Flint flying backwards. Before Cerys can open her mouth again, you dive on top of McLaggen and extend your wand.
“Protego!”
The shield charm forms an invisible barrier between you and McLaggen’s frozen body, and Cerys and Flint who’s getting to his feet. Flint limps over towards you but you hold fast, concentrating on your shield charm with all your might - exactly how McLaggen showed you. 
“You dithgusting-” starts Flint but he stops, raising a hand to his mouth. Cerys looks at his face in shock. In the dim light coming from the pub windows, you can see that several of Flint’s front teeth are missing.
“Let’s go, Marcus,” she says, scowling at the two of you on the floor. “My father will hear about this.”
She links her arm through his and with a crack they disappear into the night.
With a shuddering gasp, you lower your wand and the shield charm breaks. You bring yourself to look at McLaggen. His eye is bloodshot and starting to bruise, and blood trickles from his nose into his mouth through parted lips.
“F-f-f-finite. Fuck! Finite incantatem,” you whisper shakily and he sits bolt upright, choking and coughing as your spell releases him from the body-bind curse. He pants, trying to catch his breath and spits out a significant amount of blood onto the dusty ground.
“Oh, Cormac,” you sob, looking at his broken nose and red welt on his eye.
“I’b alright…” he says thickly, pinching the bridge of his nose then thinking better of it with a wince.
“Do you want me to fix it?” you ask.
“Cab you?” he asks.
“You think I’ve never taken a bludger to the face?” You give his hand a soft squeeze and touch the tip of your wand to his nose. “Episkey.”
McLaggen scrunches up his face, feeling his nose resume its usual shape. 
“I’ve never done ribs before. I think you need Skele-Gro.”
Every time you blink your mind switches from Flint kicking McLaggen to McLaggen pummelling Flint’s bloody face. 
“I’m still handsome, right?” McLaggen’s voice snaps you out of it. You look seriously at his blood-strewn face, dripping down the front of his T-shirt. Flint came off worse, sure, but there’s no two ways about it - even in the moonlight you can see he’s taken a severe beating.
“Cormac, it’s not funny.”
You hear the noise of the pub revellers as the door opens and with a clatter and thud, the barmaid throws both of your brooms and rucksacks out onto the ground.
“Can you fly?” you ask, getting to your feet and extending a hand.
“I don’t think so.” He groans, accepting your hand and with a heave, you pull him up. McLaggen clutches his side and stumbles when he tries to put one foot in front of another. “It’s not far but we should probably just apparate.”
You quickly pick up all of your things and McLaggen shakes his head like a dog shaking water from his ears and nearly falls again.
“Christ, don’t do that Cormac. You might have a concussion.”
“I’m fine,” he insists. 
You put his arm around your shoulders, taking as much of his weight as you can manage. It’s not easy given his size. Then when he shuffles forward everything goes dark as the familiar feeling of all-consuming pressure encapsulates your bodies and you disapparate.
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You materialise outside a gate looking onto a sprawling lawn, spilling out in front of a historic country house a few miles deeper into the Surrey countryside. 
“Wow,” you look at your surroundings as the moon streaks down, casting a pearlescent glow over the gates. “How far is the walk to yours? Not that I’m complaining,” you add, feeling his weight on your shoulders.
McLaggen gives you a confused look and points his wand at the gate tentatively. “About thirty seconds?” 
Maybe he is concussed.
“Are you sure this is the right place?” You ask gently.
“I’m pretty confident I know where I live. Flint doesn’t have that good a right hook.” 
You almost drop your brooms. You knew McLaggen was well off but this can’t be where he lives. “Tell me you’re joking.”
“Yeah, it’s just there. Woah - are you okay?”
You feel your knees buckle and it’s not to do with your strength faltering under his weight - although it doesn’t help - his house is bigger than your entire block of flats.
“This is your house?”
His wand emits a soft golden glow and the gate unlocks. He tries to push it open but lets out a wince of pain and grips his side.
“Here, let me,” you say. McLaggen holds onto the wall so you can shove the wrought iron gate. When you jam it open, you hook his arm over your shoulder so you can help him through.
You feel a trickle of embarrassment creeping through your body as you half-carry him through the open gate and up the path towards the manor thinking about your parents' little flat. Your bedroom so small that your bed is pushed up against the wall. It makes you want to retreat to the safety of your own home.
Home. With your Muggle parents.
You have a million more questions about what Cerys and Flint meant but now isn’t the time. McLaggen is in no fit state to answer them. Instead, you concentrate on helping McLaggen up the old stone steps leading to a pair of giant oak front doors.
“My dad will probably still be at the Ministry but let me do the talking if my mum is still awake.” You help him push the heavy double doors open with difficulty. 
When you step inside and your eyes widen. Until now, the only place you’ve ever been before with an entrance hall like this is Hogwarts. This house is dark at this late hour but there’s enough light that your eyes can make out objects you’ve come to associate with the wizarding world.
There are moving portraits on the walls who peer out at you as you pass through the foyer. McLaggen’s family of times gone by - a few of them look aghast at his appearance as you half-carry him in. 
In the centre of the ceiling is a giant, levitating armillary sphere, depicting the constellations around the earth. Tiny glowing stars light up the bronze ball, casting speckles of light throughout the entryway.
“You’re home!” Comes Mrs McLaggen’s voice, her heeled slippers clicking on the grand wooden staircase as she comes downstairs wearing a beautiful satin robe. 
You feel McLaggen bracing himself for her reaction. 
“So? Can I assume we have a famous Quidditch player staying with us?” She asks. “What are you doing down there in the dark? Lumos,” she says and a dozen gas lamps light up the hall. 
She claps her hands to her chest when she reaches the bottom landing and lets out a whimper of shock when she sees you both.
“Mum, I can explain-“
“Cormac, darling, what on earth happened?!”
“We ran into some trouble. Just… let me get cleaned up before Dad comes home and sees.”
“Before I see what?” Comes a voice from upstairs. 
Uh-oh. You and McLaggen glance at each other before looking up to see Mr McLaggen leaning over the balcony. 
“What in the blazes have you two been doing, Cormac?” he sighs, coming downstairs. 
“It’s my fault - not hers. I got into a fight.”
“You’ve been duelling?”
“Not exactly.”
Mr McLaggen reaches the bottom of the stairs and gets a better look at McLaggen’s bloody appearance.
“Merlin’s beard - don’t tell me you were Muggle brawling. And for goodness sake, stop using your girlfriend like a coat rack. I thought we raised you to behave like a gentleman.”
“I can manage-“ you start but your slightly strained voice gives you away.
“I think I’ve broken something,” says McLaggen.
Mr McLaggen positions himself under McLaggen’s other arm and you’re relieved when he takes the brunt of the load as the two of you help Cormac to the end of the hall and into a large, opulent dining room while Mrs McLaggen busies herself with picking up your things and lighting the chandelier with her wand. Mr McLaggen pulls out a chair so Cormac can sit down gingerly. 
“I think he might need Skele-Gro. I’ve never mended ribs before,” you say. Mrs McLaggen puts your brooms, bags and wands on the dining room table before summoning some potions and fabric.
In the bright light of the room, you can see his lip is burst too. Mr McLaggen draws a chair in front of him while Mrs McLaggen dabs some potion on his face. Cormac winces when it stings his face, healing the skin almost immediately.
“Nose looks good. Did you fix that for him?” Mr McLaggen asks you and you nod, stunned silent by how awful he looks now you can see him properly. 
“Hold this on your eye, sweetheart.” Mrs McLaggen hands him a piece of potion-soaked fabric. 
“Did you win at least?” asks Mr McLaggen and Cormac hesitates.
“It was pretty even.” You answer for him. “I had to break it up with a shield charm.”
“That’s a tactful way of saying he lost,” says Mr McLaggen. “But at least one of you can use magic.”
This isn’t the reaction you’d expected at all. And judging by the confused look on Cormac’s face, he too had expected his dad to be furious.
“Cormac actually taught me how to do them this summer,” you admit. 
“Well, it’s lucky he did,” says Mrs McLaggen, wiping blood from his face. “What a dreadful mess. Who did this to you, Cormac?”
“Dad…” says McLaggen in a strangled voice, looking past his mother warily. “It’s really bad. I’m sorry. It was a fight with Cerys Thicknesse’s friend. And she was there too. She’s going to tell her dad.”
Mr McLaggen freezes. For a moment, you think someone might have hit him with a body bind curse. “Cerys…? You can’t be serious.”
“I wasn’t thinking straight. Her friend was someone we went to school with and he -” he hesitates.
“He called me a mudblood,” you finish for him. Mrs McLaggen lets out a shocked shudder but Mr McLaggen just clenches his jaw.
“Cormac,” he says seriously, glancing at you. “I need you to tell me exactly what happened.”
He still doesn’t sound angry - just worried.
McLaggen removes the piece of fabric from his eye to look at his dad properly.
“Dad, I’m... I know I’ve made things difficult for you at work- ”
“Tell me everything - it’s imperative that I know all the details.”
McLaggen launches into the story, explaining what happened at the pub while his parents listen intently. When he gets to the part about Flint calling you ‘mudblood’, Mr McLaggen’s knuckles turn white. You fill in the gaps where Cormac’s memory is slightly hazy and Mrs McLaggen looks faint when you tell them about Cerys putting him in a body bind curse so Flint could hit him unarmed.
“And then we apparated here,” McLaggen finishes eventually. “But I still don’t know what they meant about Azkaban.”
“That’s where I come in,” says Mr McLaggen, taking off his glasses to clean them with a handkerchief from his pyjama pocket. “I’ve been trying my damndest for months to prevent something called the ‘Muggle-born Registration Commission’ coming to pass. You might have read in the Prophet this morning that it’s all but confirmed. And Rufus Scrimgeour didn’t come to work today. I fear the worst - it’s only a matter of time until they announce the Ministry has fallen.”
“Fallen? Dad, you mean-“
“Scrimgeour is either missing or dead. But the outcome will be the same.”
He says it matter-of-factly but you can see the pain in his green eyes, so strikingly similar to his son’s when he puts his glasses back on. They were good friends. Such good friends they spent Christmas together. And now he was gone.
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Your father came home from work early to tell you. And when the two of you didn’t come back right away from tryouts, we assumed it had gone well and you’d be down the road at the pub,” says Mrs McLaggen. “We wanted to let you both have one last day of…” she trails off. You understand. Those precious couple of hours when all your dreams had come true were almost perfect. They wanted you to have that moment. 
“And the Muggle-born registration commission?” asks McLaggen, extending his hand to take yours and gripping it tightly. “What does it mean?”
“All Muggle-borns will soon be asked to register officially with the Ministry so the source of their magic can be investigated.” 
“The source?” Your face screws up in confusion.
“Unless you can prove that you have at least one close wizarding relative, the commission deems that you must have obtained your magical power illegally and you’ll be put on trial. But these will be sham trials - any Muggle-borns who present themselves will be arrested.” 
“Well, we’ll just say you’re my sister or something,” says McLaggen defiantly.
“Cormac, there’s no way- ” you start but Mr McLaggen beats you to it.
“You and I both know that everyone at the Ministry knows our family. And therein lies our problem with your altercation with Cerys,” Mr McLaggen looks at you. “I had made sure your name was erased from the record of recent Hogwarts graduates. But if Cerys knows, I’m sure she’ll make sure her dad adds your name to the list again.”
Mr McLaggen had erased your name. Now you understand why he couldn’t look you in the eyes when you met - he was putting his career and his entire family at risk to keep you safe. Your heart sinks realising that it was all for nought. McLaggen groans and rests his head in his hands. “Shit.”
Mrs McLaggen makes a disapproving noise at his language but she touches his shoulder gently.
“It’s not your fault, Cormac,” you say. “Flint knew I was Muggle-born.”
“Realistically, it was only a matter of time,” says Mr McLaggen. “But I thought you’d be safe here for a while. Now we’ll need to move swiftly and carefully so as not to draw attention to ourselves.”
“Dad, can’t you stop it from the inside? When I start working at the Ministry we could do it together,” says McLaggen bracingly, trying to sit upright in his chair. 
“I’ve tried to do everything I can to stop it already. And with Scrimgeour gone, we need to be seen to be cooperating. I have a feeling Dolores Umbridge will be keeping a close eye on me after your involvement with Dumbledore’s Army last year. She knows I have a son who’s sympathetic to the resistance.”
Cormac groans again. Between his actions and your presence, the two of you have put McLaggen’s family at risk.
“I should go,” you decide out loud. “You heard Flint, Cormac. It’s not safe for any of you if I’m staying here.”
The three of them protest immediately but Mr McLaggen protests the loudest and everyone turns to listen to him.
“No. The two of you can go to your Uncle Tiberius’s first thing tomorrow. When things settle, we’ll join you. But who knows how long that will take.”
“I need to be with my parents.”
“They’re only in danger if you’re with them. The Ministry doesn’t care about Muggles who have produced magical children - only the witches and wizards themselves,” says Mr McLaggen solemnly. “The best thing you can do to protect them is to keep your distance, write to them and pretend everything is as it should be.”
You feel your eyes welling up. Being brave doesn’t come easily to you the way it seems to come to Cormac and his family, so you shut your eyes and nod solemnly, hoping to stave off the tears.
Just this afternoon you were about the join the Holyhead Harpies. Now you’re going into hiding. You were going to move to Scotland near your parents. Now you’re not sure when you’ll see them again.
“How about I make us some tea?” asks Mrs McLaggen. “And then we can all get some rest.”
McLaggen nods resignedly and Mrs McLaggen conjures a teapot from thin air. You watch numbly as the teapot busies itself, filling three china teacups with the hot liquid before one of the cups slides in front of you.  
“Something stronger than tea for you, darling,” says Mrs McLaggen, conjuring two small cups and pouring Skele-Gro into one. “And something to help you sleep through the pain.” She pours a purple potion that you recognise as a sleeping draught in the other cup. McLaggen drinks the Skele-Gro with a grimace and goes to pick up the other cup.
“Not here. I’m not carrying you unconscious upstairs, you great lump,” Mr McLaggen admonishes.
“Oh, right. Yeah,” says McLaggen sheepishly.
As you drink your steaming hot cup of tea McLaggen screws his face up.
“You alright, McLaggen?”
“Yeah, it’s just the Skele-Gro. It’s definitely kicking in.”
He eventually manages to stand up and Mrs McLaggen tells you pointedly that the guest bedroom is next door to Cormac’s room. The two of you bid his parents goodnight before slowly making your way upstairs as McLaggen grips onto the bannister and you carry the small cup of sleeping draught carefully.
“This is my room.” He nods at the door and you open it, letting him in.
There’s no need for a bed to be pushed up against the wall for space in here. His four-poster sits in front of an airy bay window overlooking the vast moonlit grounds outside. With a pained exhale he sits on the edge of the bed.
“This is adorable,” you say, picking up a framed photo of a children’s Quidditch team on his bedside table. “Which one are you?”
“Wait for it,” he sighs. A small boy on a broom cuts through the group and the rest of the team scatters.
“That makes more sense,” you giggle, watching an eight-year-old McLaggen causing chaos. “It’s very cute.”
He shakes his head. “I had meant to tidy that away before you came to visit.”
“I used to think you were tough, McLaggen. This is much better,” you say, replacing the picture on the table.
“I’ve been in a pub fight today. I think that’s pretty tough.”
You sit beside him on the bed and look at his blood-stained t-shirt.
“I’ll help you get this off.” He winces as you help him take it off over his head. You help him undress and arrange his pillows so he can lie back comfortably.
“I’d hoped you’d be taking my clothes off in here under different circumstances,” he says, a little weakly. And despite his injuries, he still manages to give you an arrogant smile that makes you melt.
“Well, I still get to enjoy the view,” you shoot back with a grin as you pull the feather-down duvet over him.
“Sleep in here tonight.” He grips your hand as you smooth out the quilt and those green eyes look at you beseechingly.
“Your parents have been so good to me - I need to respect their wishes. But I’ll stay here til you fall asleep,” you say, running your fingers through his hair. He leans into your touch when you stroke his face. His stubbly chin somehow feels as comforting against your palm as your own touch reassures him. “Drink up.” You pass him the sleeping draught.
He does so and you trace your thumb over his healed lip, wiping away the purple liquid.
“Still handsome. Your dad was right - I did do a good job with your nose.”
He exhales softly and you see his eyelids getting heavier.
“I’m sorry about tonight,” he says sleepily.
You’re not annoyed at him. It would be hypocritical of you to criticise him for being hot-headed and getting into a fight. You’d have done the same in his position. And yes, it was awful - you’ve never been so scared. But McLaggen would go to the ends of the earth for you. And you for him.
“Don’t be sorry. You were standing up for me.”
“Not that -“ He stifles a yawn. “I’m sorry… that you have to… go into hiding.”
You’re trying not to think about your dreams of playing for the Holyhead Harpies shattering into a million pieces. 
“I’m just glad we’re together.”
You look sadly at the photo of the little quidditch team. McLaggen zooms in and out of frame in his yellow robes.
“You never told me you were a Wimbourne Wasps fan.”
When he doesn’t reply you look back to see he’s fast asleep - dead to the world. You kiss him on the head and inhale deeply. The beautiful, comforting smell of amber and jasmine calms all of your senses. Everything has gone wrong. But it’ll all be alright in the end.
Just then an urgent clanging sound rings, echoing through the vast hallway outside. You hear Mr and Mrs McLaggen running into the hallway downstairs, their voices raised in panic but Cormac doesn’t even stir.
You wrench your wand from your pocket and leap off the bed and out of the door. When you look over the bannister, you see the giant armillary sphere spinning wildly, the glowing stars burning red.
“The gate?” Mrs McLaggen asks her husband, colour draining from her face.
“Oh no,” you whimper and they look up at you.
You were so encumbered helping Cormac and carrying your belongings that you didn’t shut the enchanted gate behind you. And you can tell by their panic that the gate had some sort of protective enchantment.
Mr McLaggen grabs his wife’s shoulders “I’m sorry.”
He spins around and points his wand at you.
“Expelliarmus!” 
Your wand flies from your hand before you even realise what’s happening. Mrs McLaggen shrieks and backs into the wall in terror, away from her husband.
“Gregor!” calls a voice from the front doors. “I’ve received word you’re harbouring a Muggleborn.” A man with long black hair and a pointed silver beard storms through the entryway, accompanied by two others who you assume to be Aurors.
“She’s upstairs, Thicknesse. We’ve got her!” Mr McLaggen calls back.
Fuck.
Chapter 12: Cold, Hard Facts
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mcx7demonbros · 1 year
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Lucifer’s Shoes in His Demon Form (Headcanon)
N.B. I know it has been revealed what Lucifer wears in his demon form. So this headcanon is a departure from canon.
Lucifer wears red shoes.
Here’s why:
Lucifer wears red shoes to counter the Pope.
In the ancient Roman Empire, red was a color associated with leadership & power. As a result, it associated with those of high social status.
The Pope, who is also the Bishop of Rome, and whose office dignity is far surpass any royal or earthly power according to Catholic teachings, adopted red to his garments (probably after the Edict of Milan in 313 A.D. when the Roman Church “came out from the catacombs” as the persecution ceased with the Edict), my opinion).
The Pope retained the meaning of leadership but also added the meaning of martyrdom, the Passion of Christ and the submission to Christ and following his footstep (hence red shoes). This is the interpretation and symbolism of the color red within Catholicism.
Over time, the Pope adopted the white color, and red representation on his garment decreased. Though the red shoes is one of the red accessories that remained over centuries.
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Pope Pius VII (detail), Sir Thomas Lawrence, Royal Collection, Windsor. In the painting, you can see His Holiness wearing red shoes.
You can go Wikipedia/List of popes and browse through the painting portraits of popes, particularly from 16th - mid 20th century, you will see a lot of red (and white of course).
Now, return to the topic at hand, what color do you see on Lucifer’s demon form? Red and black, like the opposite of the Pope, being red and white.
The Pope is the Vicar of Christ, the Representative of God, and also an absolute monarch himself, answerable to no human power (this is recognized by international law) but only to God himself. While Lucifer is the Diavolo’s right hand, one of the Seven Rulers of Devildom, he answers to no power, save for Diavolo.
As such, to counter the Vicar of Christ, the Devil’s Right Hand wears red shoes, symbolizes for power and dominance along with his high societal status in the Devildom. If there is any meaning about sacrifice and submission, it’s the sacrifice he made for his brothers after the Great Celestial War and the submission to Diavolo’s will. His pair of red shoes signifies he will wall this path of power & dominance but also of sacrifice & submission until the end of time.
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Ooh, I've been thinking about Mozart lately! I'd love to hear your thoughts/feelings on him if you have anything you'd like to talk about 💜
I mean, talking about music is supposedly like dancing about architecture, and I'm no Nijinsky... and I should clarify that my thesis was specifically about Milos Forman's biopics, i.e. Amadeus and Goya's ghosts... so I guess the good part is that a "fictionalized" Mozart is arguably more appropriate to blorboify 😅
And the truth is I absolutely love Mozart's music, largely thanks to Forman's film. I think it managed to convey the pure genius spot on, not just in showing baby Wolfgang playing flawlessly with his eyes covered or exclamations of how there are no corrections on his sheets (which... I've been to Mizart museum in Vienna. It's freaking true. That guys really wasjust transcribing what was already in his head), but perhaps most in one of my favourite scenes in cinema history, that is Mozart vamping up Salieri's march:
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Just... the moment a... Decent. Good. Better by a mile than what most people will write in their lifetime! piece of music turns into something so purely brilliant that hits something going beyond conscious mind, or culture or history, and just... touches the moment beauty crosses the line of aesthetic and becomes a value in its own right???? AND ALL THAT FROM LISTENING ONCE TO A VERY POOR PERFORMANCE (honestly, tons of ink were spilled for F. Murray Abraham and Tom Hulce, and justly so, but shoutout to Jeffrey Jones for the performance that in one of my better choices of words I described as "majestically unaware of his own mediocrity")???!!!! This explains what pure genius is in a way that no cognitivistics ever could!
(This was one of my major statements in the thesis, btw. One of the biggest questions regarding biopics if you can bend historical facts for a story. And I get how that's a problem, but can you convey the pure genius basing on something that isn't already genius? Because the two "improvised" pieces in Amadeus are both in fact music already written by Mozart, with the "march" being the aria Non piu andrai and the "Bach-like" melody in the party/fart scene is Vivat Bacchus. If you already have a contrast between, again. Decent. Good. and GENIUS, should you really avoid an analysis of what's the difference? Incidentally, neither Shaffer nor Forman say Salieri did in fact murder Mozart)
I think if anyone's looking for someone who did have a Nijinsky skill in writing about Mozart, I really recommend Norbert Elias's Mozart: sociology of a genius. He formulates a sort of sociological look on how genius comes to be. Not so much in a "oh, it's actually all about habitus and people maintaining concepts of beauty to serve their own purposes" or "how to raise a genius" (incidentally, if you're looking for "how NOT to raise a kid" look no further than Leopold Mozart), but really digging into "not denying some unique gift, what social circumstances allow this gift to bloom?"
I just think Mozart's music is the epitome of joyfulness that's profound. It grasps the essential unseriousness of life while keeping its importance to each individual. Makes the everyday into an ideal, without stripping or objectifying anything. It gives a sense of connection that remains thoroughly introspective. It's mathematically perfect while quintessentially human. It is, indeed, how God hears the world.
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Kelly: When I was in my second year as a FACTS missionary, right around the time I met you, I wanted to quit.
Taylor: What? I thought FACTS was your whole life back then!
Kelly: It was—and that’s the problem. I never took religion classes in high school or college, so I barely knew anything about what the Church teaches. And the missionaries I met were so convinced they were right that I believed everything they said was…well, the facts.
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Kelly (voiceover): But then I started to read the books Alan had lying around from his theology major days. When he had time he'd read with me, and we'd talk about them. And we realized that most of what FACTS taught wasn’t anywhere in the Church's official teachings. They never said that women can't work after they have kids. Or that you need to drop your non-Catholic friends if you can’t convert them after a certain number of months.
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Kelly: The last straw was having to raise my own salary. I’d been reading some stuff from Pope Pius XI about how workers deserve a fair wage. Here I was, working 60 or 70 hours a week for FACTS, and having to beg my family and friends for money because they don't pay their missionaries.
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Kelly: I’d spent a long time thinking Alan and I were doing a good thing by living in that crummy apartment—that we were making some great sacrifice for God. But when I found out I was pregnant with Jonah, I knew we couldn’t do it anymore. We knew we’d never be rich with the careers we’d chosen. But if I quit FACTS before my commitment was up and got a teaching job, at least we could have a few necessities while Alan finished school.
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Taylor: But…you didn’t walk away. You stayed your whole two years.
Kelly: Yes, I did, even though I didn't want to. And it was because of Justin.
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loverofdeath666 · 2 months
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I just found something beautiful, and I just NEED to speak up about it
So the Pope Pius XII in 1951 made Archangel Gabriel patron of  radio and TV, broadcasting, basically all of communication methods.
And I just would loveee to see him and Alastor/Vox interact over their use of it.
Honestly I would love to see him in general, but shh, that's not a case here
Another hypnotic shit? Who are you? Freud?
-Bitch another brodcasting of screaming sinners? If don't calm down, I will give you something to scream about.
-Why are you messing with my stuff?
-Hey asshat! Sop changing channels to your stupid demon shit show, I want to watch my sope opera
-You know I can hear you scheming, right Bambi?
And of course he would mess with Lucifer turning his radio/TV on on random stacion
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What’s up with the Canucks? I know their cap situation has historically been tight - do you think it got better this offseason?
The cap situation is the LEAST of the Canucks' worries, honestly. That whole team is a dumpster fire.
More under the cut. Pardon the delay in getting this out, but this is a long one!
So first off, the cap situation is bad. It honestly looks better than it is, mostly because of the LTIR. Plus, there's a ton of players whose contracts are expiring next offseason, most notable of which are Pettersson and Beauvillier that the Nucks really need to keep. The main problem is, management keeps swinging at bad players and overpaying them, then floundering on contracts for good players.
So, uh, that Bo Horvat trade, huh? Let's start with that. You signed JT Miller, a 30 year old, to a 7 year extension that would end when he's 37, for $8m a year with NMCs for the first few years and M-NTCs for the rest, going off a career year that he regressed from (predictably). This is a guy who we know has some character issues as well (see: him screaming at Collin Delia, his goalie teammate, for being unsure whether to leave the crease). And you traded your captain away to make the cap work for him? What did you even get for Horvat anyway? Beauvillier, Raty, and a top-12 protected first? Why didn't you trade Miller instead?
Speaking of a swing and a mess, Oliver Ekman-Larsson. Got signed to an 8x8.25, got traded from Arizona to Vancouver, and... got bought out. Now they're gonna have to deal with that on their books for eight whole years. Just another Benning-era flop. I guess it's still better than paying him for that amount, though.
They did pick up some guys, though, with the cap space they acquired - Teddy Blueger, Pius Suter, Carson Soucy. Oh, and extended Kuzmenko. But none of them move the needle enough. None of those players are going to propel this frankly lost team into the playoffs.
Now let's look at the LTIR list, or should I say LTIRetirement list. We've got Tucker Poolman, who played a total of three games last year and promptly disappeared off the map (and NOBODY knows what's wrong with him - and I asked! - but it's speculated to be concussion-related and possibly career-ending, and migraines - yep, like Nolan Patrick migraines - might be a part of it too). And Tanner Pearson. Oh, Tanner Pearson. Tanner Pearson had a hand injury in November, immediately got surgery, and the Canucks said he'd be out 4 to 6 weeks. Fast forward to January 12, Pearson is undergoing his third surgery and is not expected to return for the season. When Quinn Hughes is asked about this, he says "it wasn't handled right," essentially blowing a whistle to point to some form of incompetence from either the Canucks management, their doctors, or both. The Canucks launch an internal investigation and clear themselves; the NHLPA is also reportedly looking into it. Currently, it's been reported that Pearson has undergone 6-7 surgeries on the hand in question (possibly due to infection) and is working to regain quality of life. Yikes. Here's The Hockey Guy (Shannon), a known Canucks fan, lamenting this:
Okay, let's move on from that depressing stuff with a Stereax story. See, one of my very first hockey memories was seeing Thatcher Demko clutch up for the Canucks in the 2020 playoffs against the Golden Knights. That man was ice cold. I was telling myself "no WAY he doesn't become a star tendie". And then... Vancouver broke him. Oops, I think we're back in depression territory. But the stats don't lie - he went from 64 games (33-22-7) played last year with a .915 save percentage to 32 games (14-14-4) played and a .901. Oh, and he got injured with a lower-body injury (LBI) on December 1, was out "6 weeks" apparently got reinjured in training February 17, and was out another 10 days? Yeah. I mean, the defensive structure in front of him being Quinn Hughes Playing 30 Minutes a Night doesn't help. Plus the whole botching injuries? Not a good look for the Canucks organization. Hell, players could have been knowingly playing injured or hiding injuries because they didn't want to deal with that shitshow.
Speaking of the shitshow, guess whose contract is up soon? That's right: Elias Pettersson is an RFA after 23-24! Think he's going to sign a long-term deal with this joke of a franchise? Or do you think he's going to pull a Matthew Tkachuk and essentially demand to be sign-and-traded? I wouldn't blame him if it's the latter, especially considering the lack of, well, anything the Canucks have.
First off, they have no prospects. Their farm system is nonexistent. They have one of the worst prospect pools in the NHL. And when they're not busy trading away their picks to acquire aging veterans, they're drafting badly. This is an old article, but it really, really drives the point home.
Okay, but like, the Pens and Bruins and Avs and Lightning have no prospect pools and they're still good, right? Well, yes, but actually no. See, the reason those teams have no prospects is because they're pushing all in for more Cup runs with their current cores. The Bruins traded away the future for one last Cup run in 2023. The Pens are close to doing the same for 2024. Ditto the Avs and Lightning. The Canucks are not these teams. Simply put, they're just not competitive. Even if they somehow eke out a wildcard next year (doubtful, given Vegas, Edmonton, LA, and Seattle are all also in the Pacific, but maybe it goes 5/3 and the Nucks get WC2), they lack the depth, defense, goaltending, and honestly offense too to make a deep run. That team is fundamentally flawed at its very core. It needs to rebuild, and rebuild properly this time. But the owners won't allow it.
Speaking of owners, the Canucks' owner, Francesco Aquilini, is a REAL piece of shit. Not only does he refuse to rebuild, he's as crooked of a "businessman" as you'll meet, routinely stiffing workers out of wages, raising rents to exorbitant levels (creating homeless seniors), causing the death of children due to negligence, and more. Wanna hear about the child abuse allegations?
And if none of this was bad enough, look at how they treated Bruce Boudreau. The Canucks were supposed to can him for months in favor of Rick Tocchet due to bad results, but left him to flounder like a sitting duck. Media was asking him what were his future plans for the team when he basically had the pink slip in his hands. Even if Bruce was trying to be a good sport about it, cracking jokes ("See you tomorrow - I hope"), this is no goddamn way to treat your coach. If you're going to fire the man, fire him and move on. (At least the fans understood what they were losing...) And of course this impacted the players down the final stretch of Boudreau's tenure - aware every day that your coach is going to be fired but not knowing when? That'll do a mental number on any team. Christ...
TL;DR - The Canucks are so fucked up that the cap isn't even their biggest issue. They're managing that okay enough, I guess, but they're mismanaging the team to hell and back so even good cap maneuvering means nothing.
If you want to know more, I recommend you watch the UrinatingTree videos on the Nucks. I took most of the main ideas of this from there. And ask your local Canucks fan friend if they need any support, I think they'll appreciate it. :)
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arashi-chan12-art · 1 year
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…idk why I put so much effort into something that was supposed to just be a page of doodles so I could figure out Harry’s hair. :/ Also I feel like I made him too buff but I’ve been wanting to draw boy muscles for a while now so it kinda bled over ha. I do feel like I understand his hair a little better now so it was a nice exercise(?). I know he gonna be changing hair and eyes through his route but might as well anyways ;v;
How is everyone liking Harry so far?
I’m definitely pining, but still pretty platonic. Harry is in my “possible crushes” and “baby boy must protect” categories right now lol. He too cute! Also his jerk antics are fairly entertaining. It’s not like he’s doing it out of spite or anything, he’s just wired different and easy to misunderstand. Also he low key kinda relatable. I am enjoying him immensely more than Teo (sorry). I like Piu-Piu too (despite its questionable actions), but I do wanna fight it sometime when it talking bad about Harry. He’s trying!! D:<
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